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00:00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:00:24I crushed since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:48I'm sorry.
00:00:52I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:58You just got pucked, Dora.
00:01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:16It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:28Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:01:32We love you so much.
00:01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:38Get with Leo, lose my big card.
00:01:48You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:58You idiot.
00:01:59You need to die a virgin.
00:02:01No.
00:02:02If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
00:02:06Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:11Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:14Dora.
00:02:15Can it wait?
00:02:16I'm just, I'm a little busy.
00:02:20Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:27I think we would make a great team.
00:02:30I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:37Oh my god!
00:02:59What did she just say?
00:03:00She's a virgin.
00:03:01LMAO.
00:03:02How sweet.
00:03:07The bleeding little virgin.
00:03:10Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:03:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:2350.
00:03:24Hey.
00:03:25I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:03:27It's funny.
00:03:29Something in the toilet made me think of you.
00:03:31And then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:34I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:39Wait.
00:03:40I totally can.
00:03:43But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:46Cool.
00:03:51Don't have a mustache.
00:03:55I'll just, I'll leave you guys.
00:03:57Go.
00:03:58And this.
00:03:59It's interesting.
00:04:00Women have a choice for her.
00:04:01They can be appealing.
00:04:02Or they can be you.
00:04:03I like this cardigan.
00:04:04Hmm.
00:04:05So would my great great great great grandmother.
00:04:07Leo's hot.
00:04:08You're not.
00:04:09Leo's rich.
00:04:10Poor.
00:04:11We're in your own.
00:04:12Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:14Maybe.
00:04:15though.
00:04:16Excuse me.
00:04:17You.
00:04:18You're not.
00:04:19So could my great great great grandmother.
00:04:24Leo's hot.
00:04:26You're not.
00:04:27Leo's rich.
00:04:28Poor.
00:04:29We're in your own.
00:04:30Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:35pillow. Mindy. Know your place, nerd. In the library, but in your nose what the oven happens.
00:04:51Now, you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:05:05What the hell? I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
00:05:35Oh, come on. It's not that bad. I just told Leo that I was in love with him, but Mindy was there.
00:05:56So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin. Are you in there trying to slip on some
00:06:01guy in the shower? Come on, I know you're in there, virgin. I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:06:22Oh, Troy. No virgins here. But you already knew that, right?
00:06:28Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:06:43Oh, not so fast. You are the ignorer. I saved you. I love you. Big time.
00:06:52No way. Guys like you only want one thing.
00:07:00Such a help. Help passing math.
00:07:05Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
00:07:09but it's gotta be kept real secret. If you got a virus from the porn site, that's your own problem.
00:07:14What? No, no. Some stranger's putting money into my account and I'm worried they're setting me up to
00:07:19make it look like I'm throwing games.
00:07:22Match fixing? That also sounds super dodgy. I'm not touching it.
00:07:27Wait.
00:07:30What if we did a deal?
00:07:31You help me, and I help you get Leo.
00:07:37Boom. Swing it for fifth base in no time.
00:07:42It's a sexual reference for you once you have sex with Leo.
00:07:49It's not just sex.
00:07:52I love Leo. I've been waiting for him.
00:07:55So do we have a deal?
00:07:58Okay, but I need to clear something up.
00:08:02Fifth base? I thought it was fourth.
00:08:05You got some work to do.
00:08:08You think I'm a joke?
00:08:10It's called teasing door.
00:08:13Do you want Leorn?
00:08:16So, you teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things.
00:08:25Do you want me to teach her how to kiss the laugh?
00:08:39I just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:08:44I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
00:08:50All right.
00:08:50Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:08:54List it for me.
00:08:56Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:58Okay, so you spend some time thinking about this.
00:09:01All right.
00:09:02Flirting skills first, and then boom, fifth base.
00:09:05Sounds good. Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
00:09:09And we need a deadline.
00:09:10How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
00:09:13You can make a big move there.
00:09:15It's only two weeks away.
00:09:17Calm down. You're not that hopeless.
00:09:19We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:09:22Okay. Sounds good.
00:09:26My whole life is going to change.
00:09:29Go team.
00:09:31Oh, turkey.
00:09:33Gotcha.
00:09:41Dora! Just the person I wanted to see.
00:09:43Oh, shit.
00:09:44I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:09:50You did?
00:09:51Yeah.
00:09:53I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
00:09:58I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:10:02Yeah.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05Thanks.
00:10:07Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:10:09You should totally come.
00:10:12All of us lost our B cards at cake parties, didn't we girls?
00:10:15I don't know.
00:10:16I don't know.
00:10:17I don't know.
00:10:17Totally.
00:10:18Totally.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:39What the hell, Dora?
00:10:39Do you already even live here?
00:10:40It's so freaking neat.
00:10:42I like things organized.
00:10:47What are you doing?
00:10:48Checking to see if your underwear is color-coded.
00:10:51You probably have my solution of the week on it.
00:10:57My underwear is none of your business.
00:10:59I mean, it kind of is.
00:11:05If you want my help landing Leo.
00:11:09Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:11:29Just what are you doing?
00:11:34You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:11:39I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:11:49They're just eyes.
00:11:51I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:11:54Come on, Dora.
00:11:55I was flirting with you.
00:11:56This is why I need help.
00:12:03Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:12:05Just be open to signals.
00:12:08Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
00:12:11Can I ignore you?
00:12:15Why would you care?
00:12:16Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:12:33You're flirting again?
00:12:34Yeah, you're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:12:40Something flirty back.
00:12:45I know.
00:12:46I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:12:50What do you think?
00:12:51Why not?
00:12:52Why not?
00:12:54But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:12:56Don't expect miracles.
00:12:58We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:13:00What do you think?
00:13:13All right.
00:13:15I'll grab us a drink.
00:13:19Try to be cool.
00:13:21Dude, when am I not cool?
00:13:23Oh my god, there's Leo.
00:13:31You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:13:34Yeah.
00:13:35Good luck.
00:13:39There she goes.
00:13:41There we go.
00:13:47Hey.
00:13:47I felt you staring at me from over there.
00:13:56Was I?
00:14:00I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:14:03You don't gotta say it.
00:14:05Minnie's a bitch.
00:14:07And you're awesome.
00:14:08I am?
00:14:10I am.
00:14:17I'm sorry I don't mean to interrupt.
00:14:26School.
00:14:27Cool.
00:14:31Sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:14:35You don't gotta say it.
00:14:36It's cool.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:43Yes, she does.
00:14:44Doesn't she, girls?
00:14:45Whatever it is.
00:14:50And I think it is her vagina.
00:14:53It's like a vagina when we dry her.
00:14:57We call it Adora.
00:15:03What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:15:08We're doing nothing.
00:15:11She means you.
00:15:12Because you're nothing.
00:15:16Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:15:20She buys an Inventi size tubes.
00:15:23How cute.
00:15:24But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
00:15:30That's the hardest one.
00:15:30Don't you dare laugh.
00:15:36Oh, it's about me all of a sudden.
00:15:38What do you see in her?
00:15:48What do you see in her?
00:15:50Dora the Borer?
00:15:52What does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:15:55She's great.
00:16:00It's as simple as that, Mindy.
00:16:05Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:16:11Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:16:17I think it's kind of sweet.
00:16:18This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:16:28Get ready for the plan I have specifically for you in five minutes.
00:16:35Come on, I'll tell you something about it.
00:16:57Wait here, I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:17:05Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:17:11I think we'd make a great team.
00:17:13I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:17:22Ouch, that's a real chick in the leading months.
00:17:26Could you beat Penny or Dustin?
00:17:30I don't know.
00:17:31Can you, Nora?
00:17:32Ready?
00:17:34Ready?
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:35Take my virginity!
00:17:37Take my virginity!
00:17:39Take my virginity!
00:17:41Take my virginity!
00:17:45Take my virginity!
00:18:01Please, stop.
00:18:08Please, let me go.
00:18:08Please let me go.
00:18:15Damn, who are you?
00:18:41I hope Leo doesn't see me like this.
00:18:45Please, please go.
00:18:48Oh honey, do you want to go?
00:18:51Please, you can go.
00:18:54We just want to hear you say it.
00:18:57One more time.
00:18:59Say, take my virginity.
00:19:02Say it.
00:19:04Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!
00:19:10Say it!
00:19:12That's enough!
00:19:15And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:19:30I don't care what anyone says.
00:19:34When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
00:19:39You're wrong.
00:19:42I'll finish it.
00:19:44I'll get you a tissue.
00:19:49I'll get you a tissue.
00:19:52I'm sorry.
00:19:54I'm usually a crier.
00:19:56You can't let me get to you.
00:19:57Okay, you need to fight back.
00:19:59Like with a shark.
00:20:01You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:20:04Why do you care if she bullies me?
00:20:05Why do you care if she bullies me?
00:20:09You remind me of my little sister.
00:20:12Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:20:13Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:20:14I mean she's eight.
00:20:15I mean she's eight.
00:20:16I really hope so.
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I don't know.
00:20:19I don't know.
00:20:20Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:20:22I mean she's eight.
00:20:23I really hope so.
00:20:24Do you remind you of an eight year old?
00:20:25No.
00:20:26No.
00:20:27No.
00:20:28No.
00:20:29No.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31No.
00:20:32No.
00:20:33No.
00:20:34No.
00:20:35No.
00:20:36Stop crying.
00:20:37It's all gonna be okay.
00:20:38It's easy for you to say.
00:20:39You have to go to the hockey team.
00:20:40No.
00:20:41No.
00:20:42No.
00:20:43No.
00:20:44No.
00:20:45No.
00:20:46No.
00:20:47No.
00:20:48No.
00:20:49No.
00:20:50No.
00:20:51No.
00:20:52No.
00:20:53No.
00:20:54No.
00:20:55No.
00:20:56No.
00:20:57No.
00:20:58No.
00:20:59No.
00:21:00No.
00:21:01No.
00:21:02No.
00:21:03No.
00:21:04No.
00:21:05I helped her go to the hockey team.
00:21:06Everyone loves you.
00:21:09And I'm just Dora.
00:21:19I happen to think you're pretty great.
00:21:21And that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:21:32I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
00:21:39No.
00:21:41I said it.
00:21:46Because I meant it.
00:21:53Because I meant it.
00:21:57And the worst part is, I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:22:06You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you, no matter what you do.
00:22:10I just have to change the way that he sees me.
00:22:13I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
00:22:18Okay.
00:22:24We'll make it happen, if that's what you really want.
00:22:32Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:22:34Now?
00:22:36It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:22:39Great team.
00:22:49Let's pretend like we're on a date.
00:22:52Okay?
00:22:54Show me some pointers.
00:22:57Okay.
00:22:58So, flirting.
00:23:01You want to make lots of eye contact.
00:23:07And if you can, touch them.
00:23:12Your arm.
00:23:20Your hand.
00:23:22You're magic.
00:23:23Dad?
00:23:28Mhm.
00:23:31It knows you're my favourite guy.
00:23:35Miss độngative.
00:23:37This is fake, but it feels real.
00:23:41Sound off.
00:23:43And you should laugh at Leo's jokes, if he makes any.
00:23:47Which you probably won't.
00:23:49You probably won't.
00:23:51And then you should find something special about him to compliment him.
00:23:55If you think about him.
00:24:05You're a really good teacher.
00:24:09Hey Mike.
00:24:11You smell so good.
00:24:15Just that.
00:24:17This makes me want to get close.
00:24:29Oh God.
00:24:31This shit actually works.
00:24:41Congratulations. You just passed Flirting 101.
00:24:43You're better at this than you thought.
00:24:45I know.
00:24:47Who knew I had it in me.
00:24:49Just curious.
00:24:51Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:24:53Well.
00:24:55You told me to find something special.
00:24:57About the person I was flirting with.
00:24:59And you went with I smell nice.
00:25:01What's wrong with that?
00:25:03How do you want to smell?
00:25:05A pair of sweaty old socks.
00:25:07Hockey players are tough okay?
00:25:09We don't smell nice.
00:25:11Hey.
00:25:13Relax.
00:25:15You are still a beast on the ice.
00:25:17I will let your secret get out.
00:25:19Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:25:21I like it.
00:25:23Thanks.
00:25:25Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:28Like I asked?
00:25:29Yeah.
00:25:30It's around here somewhere.
00:25:31I feel so stupid.
00:25:33What do you think?
00:25:34You're different.
00:25:35I like it.
00:25:36Thanks.
00:25:37Did you happen to uh...
00:25:38Make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:25:40Yeah.
00:25:41Like I asked?
00:25:42Yeah.
00:25:43It's around here somewhere.
00:25:48I, I'm sorry.
00:25:49You, I'm sorry.
00:25:51You, I'm sorry.
00:25:54Dora's helping Troy track the money?
00:26:05If she works out I sent it, they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:26:10She's gonna fuck everything up!
00:26:18I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:26:24What's up with you and Dora?
00:26:29What's it to you?
00:26:31She's an old friend. Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:26:35Yeah? Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:26:39Dora. Hardly. She's like our team mascot.
00:26:45Perfect. Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:26:54I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:27:04I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo, stupid.
00:27:15Going somewhere, geek girl?
00:27:17I've got a date with Troy.
00:27:30Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:27:35Where are you going? The library?
00:27:37I obviously did something to offend you.
00:27:44Everything about you offends me, geek.
00:27:47The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:27:52I mean, do you have any self-respect?
00:28:00Can I go?
00:28:02Well, not until I help you out a little.
00:28:04I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
00:28:09And these have a definite gotta go.
00:28:12You gotta fight back. Like with a shark. You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:28:40You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:29:04Sorry I'm late.
00:29:05Yeah, you should be.
00:29:06It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
00:29:10I know.
00:29:12Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:29:23It's the butt.
00:29:25The butt like.
00:29:28The butt like.
00:29:30The butt one tear.
00:29:32The butt two tears.
00:29:34The butt.
00:29:38Just stick to fourth base then.
00:29:40Yes then.
00:29:47Where's the crazy little bitch?
00:29:50That's her.
00:29:51Oh, Chris.
00:29:52Are you Dora Miller?
00:29:54Dora Miller, you're under arrest for aggravating assault.
00:30:02Whoa, whoa, hang on a second.
00:30:04Can we just talk about this?
00:30:05This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
00:30:08No, she's the one who assaulted me.
00:30:10Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
00:30:17I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
00:30:18Yeah, I don't miss a game. You guys are crushing it this year.
00:30:20Oh, thanks.
00:30:21Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:30:24She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:30:27Yeah?
00:30:28No.
00:30:29This is bullshit. This is not happening.
00:30:33Oh, really?
00:30:34Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
00:30:37That's what I thought.
00:30:38Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:30:39Nice to meet you.
00:30:40Hey, nice to meet you too.
00:30:41See you in the next game?
00:30:42You will, go team.
00:30:43Lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me. Got it?
00:30:44Lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me. Got it?
00:30:45Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:30:46Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:30:51Nice to meet you.
00:30:52Nice to meet you too.
00:30:53See you in the next game?
00:30:54You will, go team.
00:31:03Lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me. Got it?
00:31:07Thank you. You can't believe you recognized him from the rink.
00:31:23No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:31:25That was bullshit?
00:31:27It worked, didn't it?
00:31:29Unbelievable.
00:31:30You know, what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
00:31:34I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:31:37I don't know what happened, okay?
00:31:38Just one moment she was monstering me and then the next my fist was just in her face.
00:31:45Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
00:31:46I'm calling the cops.
00:31:47Or you can stay with me tonight.
00:32:16I'll change my sheets and you can sleep in my bed tonight.
00:32:27I'll take the floor.
00:32:35I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:32:38He feels so good.
00:32:40Oh no!
00:32:41Am I hot for Troy?
00:32:46Do you have something I could change into?
00:32:53Yeah, of course.
00:32:59Thanks.
00:33:00I'm so sorry I did not realize.
00:33:17Relax, Doyle.
00:33:19You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking game.
00:33:21Yeah, but that's...
00:33:23That's different.
00:33:26You can look now.
00:33:28You're still shirtless.
00:33:30That's how I sleep.
00:33:32But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:33:35Dream on.
00:33:42What's the point?
00:33:44Good night.
00:33:46Good night.
00:33:47Good night.
00:33:48Good night.
00:33:49Good night.
00:33:50Good night.
00:33:51Good night.
00:33:52Good night.
00:33:53Good night.
00:33:54Good night.
00:33:55Good night.
00:33:56Good night.
00:33:57Good night.
00:33:58Good night.
00:33:59Good night.
00:34:00Good night.
00:34:01Good night.
00:34:02Good night.
00:34:03Good night.
00:34:04Good night.
00:34:05Good night.
00:34:06Good night.
00:34:07Good night.
00:34:08Good night.
00:34:09Good night.
00:34:10Good night.
00:34:11Good night.
00:34:12Good night.
00:34:13Good night.
00:34:14Good night.
00:34:15Good night.
00:34:16We can, uh, share the bed if you want.
00:34:25I trust you.
00:34:26A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:34:28But you're like I do.
00:34:31You're a gentleman.
00:34:33You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:34:38Are you sure?
00:34:41We can put a pillow in between us.
00:34:46We might need a thicker drawing.
00:35:17What happened to the pillow?
00:35:21Someone threw it on the floor.
00:35:23It wasn't me.
00:35:25Why would I do that?
00:35:27I don't know.
00:35:29Maybe because you want me to do this?
00:35:31You want me to do this?
00:35:45And this?
00:35:46All my days just trying to find the way for me.
00:35:55Whoa.
00:35:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:59You know Leo's the one I want.
00:36:02You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:36:06I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:36:08Right.
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:11Sorry for freaking out.
00:36:13I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion.
00:36:19Since the dance is tomorrow night.
00:36:21Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
00:36:24Yeah.
00:36:26Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:36:28Okay.
00:36:32I have an American history exam.
00:36:34I got to get to.
00:36:35So I'm going to.
00:36:42Hey, what's up?
00:36:44What's up, dude?
00:36:46So.
00:36:48Your door punched Mindy.
00:36:50It's unhinged, man.
00:36:52Trust me, dude.
00:36:54Mindy deserved it.
00:36:55You got to kick her to the curb, bro.
00:37:01Why are you so down on Dora?
00:37:03Isn't she your friend?
00:37:05Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up.
00:37:09And you need to be more focused.
00:37:11I'm focused.
00:37:13Okay, don't worry about me.
00:37:15Doesn't look it.
00:37:17When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming,
00:37:19you're running around with Dora all the time.
00:37:26Leo!
00:37:27Hey!
00:37:30I'm going to wash this.
00:37:31Get it back to you.
00:37:36Mini trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
00:37:39Wow!
00:37:42Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:37:44Are you okay?
00:37:45Stop it!
00:37:46Stop!
00:37:47Okay.
00:37:49Troy is just a friend.
00:37:51It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:37:53I was just looking out for you.
00:37:54Troy's the biggest player on campus.
00:37:56You're a virgin.
00:37:58I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:37:59Thanks, man.
00:38:00Thanks, man.
00:38:01There's nothing happening between us.
00:38:03I don't see any more than you.
00:38:04Thanks, buddy.
00:38:06Great chat.
00:38:09I don't say that.
00:38:11No, you won't.
00:38:11But Tora is just a good friend.
00:38:13This is a bad thing.
00:38:15I got the most out of here.
00:38:16Tora is a bad thing about you.
00:38:17Tora is just a friend.
00:38:19It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:38:20I was just looking out for you.
00:38:21Troy is the biggest player on campus.
00:38:23You're a virgin.
00:38:25Just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:38:26Great chat. Go team.
00:38:38Excuse me.
00:38:42The boss wants an update.
00:38:47Hey, Big Mike. How's it hanging?
00:38:52Right. Nothing.
00:38:56So, everything's set to where we lose the big match,
00:38:59except Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from.
00:39:06Then you'd better make sure that does not happen.
00:39:17Hey, just about to call you.
00:39:21So, I tracked the money to an offshore account,
00:39:23and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:39:25You got a name yet?
00:39:26Not yet, but I will.
00:39:29How'd your exam go?
00:39:31Aced it, as usual.
00:39:34Nerd.
00:39:36That's good. Now you can focus on this.
00:39:39Leonardo and Lydia. My cousins.
00:39:46They're going to do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:39:53Hi.
00:39:54You ready for this?
00:39:56I think so.
00:39:58She's ready.
00:40:00Then buckle up, girl. We're about to rock your world.
00:40:09I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here,
00:40:11but the car will pick you up at 6.
00:40:14Be ready.
00:40:16You got me a car?
00:40:18Gotta make an entrance.
00:40:22Have fun.
00:40:23Hi.
00:40:26We have to get along to the house.
00:40:30This is my favorite part.
00:40:31Oh, no.
00:40:34Burn.
00:40:35Trash.
00:40:36Honey, is this from middle school?
00:40:38I think that's it.
00:40:39We're not going to do that again.
00:40:41The 2014 Gap sweater.
00:40:43Going.
00:40:50Cinderella's ready for the ball.
00:40:52I did it again.
00:40:53We did it.
00:40:54Oh.
00:40:55We.
00:41:08What if everyone laughs at me?
00:41:10What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:41:13Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:41:17I wanna get too close, gonna get it right now.
00:41:21Damn.
00:41:22Who's that hot body?
00:41:24I wanna push all the limits with you right now.
00:41:29Oh my god.
00:41:30Is that virgin Dora?
00:41:32You see?
00:41:33You see?
00:41:34You see?
00:41:35I'll do it.
00:41:38I got this for you.
00:41:53So, don't you think I look too try-hard?
00:41:59You look beautiful.
00:42:02I wonder what Leo is thinking.
00:42:04Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:42:08Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:42:18Could this get any sadder?
00:42:20I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:42:24She looks amazing.
00:42:30That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:42:34May I have this dance?
00:42:36Sorry in advance for your feet.
00:42:39I can handle it.
00:42:41Follow my lead.
00:42:42You got you.
00:42:47He's so strong.
00:42:49He feels so safe in his arms.
00:42:52And he really does smell good.
00:42:53What am I doing?
00:42:58I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:43:00I can't fall for Troy.
00:43:01I can't fall for Troy.
00:43:14You can't seriously want that.
00:43:16You could put lipstick on a pig.
00:43:19But it's still a pig.
00:43:21Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:43:22Shut up, Mindy.
00:43:24Can I cut her?
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Don't be a tank.
00:43:29You've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:43:31It's just me.
00:43:32And then you've got all the makeup and hairspray.
00:43:33Still the same old Dora.
00:43:34Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:43:35I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:43:36I didn't realize you like to live with me.
00:43:37Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much,
00:43:38it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:43:40Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:43:41I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:43:43I didn't realize you liked him that night with me.
00:43:46Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much,
00:43:47it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:43:50Really?
00:43:51Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time. I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:43:56I didn't realize you liked it enough with me.
00:43:59Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:44:04Really?
00:44:09Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:44:12Yeah, just go grab a burger or something.
00:44:16No, like a proper dinner. Like a date.
00:44:25He's never gonna appreciate her the way I do. This is fucking killing me.
00:44:30I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this. Leo is someone I want.
00:44:38Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:44:40How do you know?
00:44:41I can read lips.
00:44:43I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:44:48Or something sexy because we're going fancy.
00:44:51Cool.
00:44:52Yeah, I'll try.
00:44:54Now she's got Leo and Troy after her.
00:44:58What is this, opposites day?
00:45:00What is going on?
00:45:01You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:45:03Heaps hotter than Dora.
00:45:05Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:45:12These could work.
00:45:14All you need is ten seconds.
00:45:21Perfect.
00:45:23And I won't ask you why you're carrying laxatives around.
00:45:26I'm gonna use the restroom?
00:45:35Yeah.
00:45:36Cool.
00:45:44Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink.
00:45:47Dora the Boar is getting though she's messed with the wrong person.
00:45:53Dora!
00:45:54Hi!
00:45:55Have you tried this drink?
00:45:56It's so good.
00:45:59That's okay, Mindy.
00:46:01Good.
00:46:03Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:46:05Do you want to be my friend?
00:46:06Do you want to be my friend?
00:46:19Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:46:33How'd you know I was thirsty?
00:46:34Thanks, Mindy.
00:46:36Actually, the drink is for me.
00:46:40I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:46:46Cheers.
00:46:59Everyone!
00:47:01Could I have your attention over here, please?
00:47:02Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:47:08Dora the Boar is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:47:12Not with her mouth, but with her, well, six, five, four, six, five, four, six, five, four, six, five, four, three, three, two, one.
00:47:22You will not regret what you are about to witness.
00:47:24Three, two, one.
00:47:25Three, two, one.
00:47:34Oh, no.
00:47:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:36This is not happening.
00:47:45How dare you!
00:47:46Don't touch me!
00:47:48What's going on?
00:47:49What's going on?
00:47:52This is just a dream.
00:47:55Wake up.
00:47:58Oh, my God!
00:47:59Yo, baby just shit her pants!
00:48:00Oh, my God!
00:48:01Oh, my God!
00:48:02Oh, my God!
00:48:03Oh, my God!
00:48:04Oh, my God!
00:48:05Oh, my God!
00:48:06Oh, my God!
00:48:10Oh, my God!
00:48:12That's right.
00:48:14Oh, my God!
00:48:15Shut up!
00:48:18Put that down!
00:48:20Stop filming me!
00:48:21Oh, my God!
00:48:22Oh, my God!
00:48:24Oh, my God!
00:48:29Thank you for saving me.
00:48:31How'd you know she was gonna do that?
00:48:34I was watching her.
00:48:36I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:48:41How'd things go with Leo?
00:48:43Great.
00:48:44We're going on a date.
00:48:46That's all thanks to you.
00:48:51Thanks, guys.
00:48:56I appreciate you.
00:48:57I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:49:05That Dora.
00:49:06She knows how to party.
00:49:08Yeah, bullshit.
00:49:09And don't send her any dick pics.
00:49:11Too late.
00:49:12But, hey, she sent them first.
00:49:16Look, I know you got a crush on her, but...
00:49:19I saw her first, right?
00:49:20Dude.
00:49:21She's not a piece of property.
00:49:24She's a good person.
00:49:27Yeah, she's special.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30So don't jerk her around.
00:49:33Look, dude.
00:49:34Don't tell me how to live my life, alright?
00:49:36Heads in the game.
00:49:37This is it.
00:49:39Talent Scouts.
00:49:40Contracts.
00:49:41Big money.
00:49:42Big future.
00:49:43I gotta go.
00:49:50Mr. Constantine.
00:49:56You said you'd fix this by today.
00:50:00I am.
00:50:01I'm fixing it.
00:50:02Hey, I, I am. I'm fixing it. You're getting a machine here.
00:50:10Hey, what the fuck?
00:50:11Relax.
00:50:14You'll still be able to.
00:50:22Stop! Stop!
00:50:25Shh.
00:50:29Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:50:32And after that, game over.
00:50:48Hey, right on time.
00:50:51So, should I go for more of a smoky eye or like a peach blossom?
00:50:56I know, who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:50:59What?
00:51:01Just joking.
00:51:02No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:51:14Your big date with him.
00:51:17I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:51:20Come on, you're the expert.
00:51:22You tell me.
00:51:23Just wing it, Dora.
00:51:24Okay? Everybody just wings it.
00:51:26What's wrong with you?
00:51:28Wait, come on. I've got a buddy who's going to hack the bank for you.
00:51:31All right, so come on. Pay up.
00:51:33Wait, really?
00:51:35When am I going to know who's dumping all the money on me?
00:51:37Soon.
00:51:37If you keep your promises.
00:51:39All right, okay, fine.
00:51:43What do you need to know?
00:51:43Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:51:46Well, which underwear?
00:51:50Black or what?
00:51:53The black ones are a little bit see-through. See?
00:51:55Yeah, I can see.
00:51:56You don't need to hand them to me.
00:51:58And you're handing them to me.
00:51:59Oh, shit. I'm getting hard.
00:52:01Dude, not in front of her.
00:52:02Fuck.
00:52:04Um, yeah, these feel too soft.
00:52:07You might not want to take them off.
00:52:09So, the other ones?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:12Okay.
00:52:15Up until this point, my life has been sex negative.
00:52:19Kiss negative two.
00:52:21Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:52:23So, could you show me?
00:52:29All right.
00:52:37You asked for it.
00:52:42If I wanted to kiss you,
00:52:44the first thing I'd do is get you close.
00:52:48Maybe offer you my jacket.
00:52:54And I'd use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:52:59And I'd look into your eyes.
00:53:02And I'd tilt your chin off.
00:53:14That way, you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:53:15Baby, don't you, baby, don't you wait on
00:53:18That's what the tongue does
00:53:35Gross
00:53:37I don't know
00:53:39Do it again
00:53:45Why do you stop?
00:54:07Was that being weird?
00:54:10No
00:54:11Did I do something wrong?
00:54:23Please, tell me
00:54:24Because you love Leo
00:54:27Not me
00:54:28You're cool
00:54:33Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you
00:54:36That's like the launch pad right there
00:54:41I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird
00:54:44Sorry
00:54:47I know that it sounds needy
00:54:50I just feel exposed
00:54:53Me too
00:54:56Sorry
00:54:57You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care
00:55:02And everyone else is a player
00:55:04They're the ones who are shit
00:55:05Not you
00:55:06I'm sorry, Adore
00:55:07I got stuff to do
00:55:09Tell me, why him?
00:55:15Why Leo?
00:55:17Really?
00:55:18I thought you were friends
00:55:20Yeah, we're good on the ice together
00:55:22But he's only ever treated you like a gopher
00:55:24I mean, growing up, we always just said we'd get married
00:55:30His mom left him
00:55:32And his brothers
00:55:34And
00:55:34I just kind of wanted to save him
00:55:38So I guess that
00:55:41Kind of mixed in with crushing on him for 10 years
00:55:44So
00:55:46You know him better than I do
00:55:48Right?
00:55:49And you're just gonna hand him your V-card
00:55:50You know is how I imagine my future
00:55:55Why?
00:56:00What did you listen to?
00:56:01Some good looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:56:03Yeah
00:56:03Hot bitchy chicks
00:56:05Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them
00:56:07Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy
00:56:10With a complete dickhead
00:56:11What?
00:56:14Hey, you don't get to judge me
00:56:15Hey, Troy
00:56:31Is this okay?
00:56:37Why?
00:56:37I might blow right up his phone
00:56:39He doesn't care what I look like
00:56:42This is all for Leo
00:56:44Seriously, who cares?
00:56:50She'll work it out
00:56:50He'll bang her and burn her
00:56:52And she'll move on
00:56:53Lesson learned
00:56:54Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him
00:57:00That narcissist will just hurt her
00:57:02Love just makes me jealous
00:57:04How's your hand?
00:57:16I just heard a punch in the bag
00:57:18It's alright though, I'm good
00:57:19Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation
00:57:21You've seen me play
00:57:23I have
00:57:24You know, that's what I like about you
00:57:27What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:57:30How was I?
00:57:31I mean, it was great
00:57:32You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year
00:57:37Right, and next year's gonna be even bigger for me
00:57:39You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already
00:57:41Everybody's gonna be like
00:57:43Leo, Leo
00:57:45Yeah, I'm really excited
00:57:47Why did I upset Troy?
00:57:49He's been so nice
00:57:51He's just asking me a question
00:57:53He's the one guy who gets my jokes
00:57:55I mean, they should make a wine after me
00:57:59The Leo Constantine
00:58:01Oh, Leo's still talking about himself
00:58:05Everything's great
00:58:07And that's why we should fuck
00:58:10What?
00:58:14Leo, there's something I should tell you
00:58:16About us
00:58:17You were right
00:58:22I know
00:58:23So, your room or mine?
00:58:26No
00:58:26We're better off as friends
00:58:31No, we should fuck
00:58:35Look, I
00:58:38Actually, I think I have feelings for someone else
00:58:41Let me guess
00:58:43Troy?
00:58:45I haven't really talked with the other person yet
00:58:47So, I can't
00:58:47I can't really say
00:58:48It's cool
00:58:49I know it's Troy
00:58:50Dora
00:58:52I'm really attracted to you
00:58:57And I don't know if you remember
00:58:59But as kids, we used to joke around about getting married
00:59:01It just feels like there's something, you know
00:59:05Between you and I
00:59:06Why'd you just walk away with the hockey puck
00:59:10And you're in the face?
00:59:24Did I?
00:59:25Yeah
00:59:25I mean
00:59:26Maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up
00:59:29You're one of us
00:59:30Like one of the boys, you know
00:59:31And
00:59:32I don't know
00:59:33It just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:59:36Uh, this isn't gonna work
00:59:44Tora
00:59:46I'm the hottest guy on the team
00:59:49I'm really flattered
00:59:52I am
00:59:53You are the hottest
00:59:54But
00:59:55Maybe you'll find someone else
00:59:58This is gonna leave a scar
01:00:00When you can leave a brace
01:00:05Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
01:00:29Who?
01:00:30Who?
01:00:31Billy
01:00:32The borrower
01:00:33Dora
01:00:34The borrower
01:00:35She's on a date
01:00:37With Leo
01:00:39No way
01:00:41Actually, I don't care
01:00:47We're not exclusive
01:00:48What about you?
01:00:49Are you upset that she's with him?
01:00:50Are you jealous?
01:00:51She's free to make her own choices
01:00:52She's free to make her own choices
01:00:53Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you
01:00:56I am
01:00:57Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
01:01:09Wow
01:01:11Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
01:01:15Wow.
01:01:18Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
01:01:20Or are you just looking for a ride?
01:01:26You know, I could go for a ride now if you want.
01:01:32You know, for old time's sake.
01:01:36No thanks.
01:01:38But I...
01:01:40Maybe he'll be more into you.
01:01:44I was just looking for a ride now.
01:01:47I don't know if it's gonna be a ride.
01:01:50I'll be back in the air.
01:01:53I will be back in the air.
01:02:01I'm not afraid of that.
01:02:04I'm not afraid of that.
01:02:06I'm not afraid of it.
01:02:08I'm afraid of it.
01:02:10I'm afraid of it.
01:02:11Oh, yeah, that's definitely a bruise.
01:02:41You're going in the penalty box.
01:02:51Not to make dickhead.
01:02:59You okay?
01:03:07Shit, run.
01:03:09Go, go, go, go, go!
01:03:12Keep going, I'm coming!
01:03:25Oh, my God.
01:03:27You okay?
01:03:29Yeah, that guy was trying to kill me.
01:03:31Why?
01:03:38You okay?
01:03:39You hurt?
01:03:39I'm fine, I'm fine.
01:03:40Oh, you're hurt.
01:03:42Did he stab you?
01:03:44Take off your shirt.
01:03:55You must have gotten cut from the guy's ring.
01:03:57Cut.
01:03:57First aid.
01:03:59It's under the table.
01:04:02Okay, it's...
01:04:03I'm so lucky you were there.
01:04:18I'm so lucky you were there.
01:04:22Why were you there?
01:04:25I was just going to hit the bars.
01:04:26Why were you in the alley?
01:04:29Where's Leo?
01:04:31I called off my date.
01:04:34But I thought he was number one.
01:04:37Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
01:04:40Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
01:04:42You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
01:04:51I will.
01:04:52Yeah.
01:04:52Yeah.
01:05:05Okay.
01:05:06Joy, I realized something important last night.
01:05:09What?
01:05:16Leo is not the one for me.
01:05:18Yeah, finally.
01:05:21Who is the right person?
01:05:31Stupid.
01:05:33I should have known you don't feel the same way.
01:05:36How do you know I don't?
01:05:39Because you didn't say anything.
01:05:42Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
01:05:46You love him.
01:05:48If I love him,
01:05:51then why did I leave the restaurant?
01:05:59Fat twist.
01:06:04Are you sure?
01:06:06Yes.
01:06:12I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
01:06:18Then I saw you holding hands.
01:06:23You went to the restaurant?
01:06:25Yeah.
01:06:27For the ribs.
01:06:36All the time of the restaurant, he was kind of low.
01:06:54Adios?
01:06:56Are you sure?
01:06:57Yes.
01:07:27Was it alright?
01:07:51It was amazing.
01:07:55How was it for you?
01:07:58My ribs don't hurt anymore.
01:08:01It was really...
01:08:03Really?
01:08:05The best.
01:08:08Good morning.
01:08:24Good morning.
01:08:26Morning.
01:08:27Sleep good?
01:08:29Best I've ever slept.
01:08:32Alright, so what do we do now?
01:08:35Do we, uh, pretend like this never happened?
01:08:38Do we do it again?
01:08:41What do the experts say?
01:08:44The experts eat breakfast.
01:08:49I'll go get changed.
01:08:51Meet you at the cafe at 9.30.
01:08:54Okay there.
01:09:04See you in a little bit.
01:09:06We're sure we can do it again.
01:09:27We're sure we can do it again.
01:09:36On the way for practice?
01:09:41I can't believe last night really happened.
01:09:47And with the right person.
01:09:50Dora.
01:09:5150.
01:09:52Look, I know we're never gonna be friends.
01:10:01But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:10:04What are you talking about?
01:10:06I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:10:10You may even have a little crush on him.
01:10:13Which is fine.
01:10:15But...
01:10:16But...
01:10:17Haley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:10:24And I know you're not gonna believe me, so I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:10:29In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.
01:10:37She's a bit fat, but you know fat brings the flavor, right?
01:10:40And Dora's like so grateful.
01:10:42Throw the dog a bone, eh?
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