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00:00After the Islamic Revolution of 1979, there was a huge migration.
00:21A lot of Iranians packed up and fled to many countries,
00:25but the number one place is right here in L.A.
00:30We have a beautiful culture, and it's truly a melting pot of both worlds.
00:37Growing up in Beverly Hills was amazing, but now that I'm older,
00:42the valley offers us the exact slower pace that we crave.
00:47So hell yeah, let's go, bitch.
00:50A lot has changed. I'm a mom now.
00:54I'm not naked.
00:55No, you're not going naked into a pool, bro.
00:57I've made a lot of new friends out here, and I feel like I've got some old friends.
01:05Lift the boobs. They're way low.
01:10Reza, Golnesa, and I are in a really good place.
01:14It took a very long time to get here.
01:17You're talking about me.
01:18I was talking.
01:20You're going to chime in all the time.
01:22It's going to be a bitch.
01:24Go back to your stupid husband.
01:26Hold on, watch your baby, bitch. What are you doing here?
01:29you.
01:30I haven't seen your kid.
01:31He's breaking bread with you in a house that I've never visited.
01:35We made stupid mistakes, but we mended fences.
01:40I needed it more than, you know, we've built the trust back and the fact that the three of us are back together
01:48makes me so f***ing happy.
01:52The Persian community in the valley is very tight-knit.
01:55Hi, babe.
01:56Hi.
01:57I met everyone through Golnesa.
01:58Golnesa, I met her 14 years ago.
02:00What in the actual f***?
02:03You can't stay in the f*** for your whole life.
02:04I agree.
02:05I've known Reza for a while, started on social.
02:08I met Emre and Natasha through Greg and Tanning.
02:12I met Skye at my cousin's birthday.
02:15I've tripled on Darius to eat a rose.
02:18Put it in your mouth and go like this.
02:21The Persian community is full of love.
02:24Maybe I'll suck the first knock.
02:26That's what you said.
02:27Maybe I'll suck the first cock.
02:29What?
02:30And the Persian community of the valley is full of drama.
02:34Oh, my God.
02:35It's f***ing hard.
02:37People know each other's business.
02:39I don't like to talk about my problem in front of people.
02:43I was totally disrespected by everybody on that table.
02:46It's in our blood to judge.
02:48She's Tanning's friend.
02:49I don't f***ing know the f*** yet.
02:50Oh, boy.
02:51Everyone knows what you're doing, what car you're driving, what you're wearing, if you're having financial problems.
02:57There was some weird girl texting at 2 a.m.
03:00You cannot teach an old monkey a new trick.
03:03It's old dogs, Mommy.
03:04No, no, no.
03:05It's a monkey.
03:05If you're not f***ing happy, there is a door.
03:09It's right f***ing there.
03:10It feels like they're beneath you.
03:13But they are.
03:15Tanning is not a girl that I would mess with.
03:18This friendship is over.
03:19I am honestly done.
03:21F***ing get your...
03:22I will drop you like the napkin that I clean my nose with.
03:30Get out of my face.
03:31You raised your f***ing voice to me.
03:33I'm wearing YSL shoes.
03:35Can we be civilized?
03:37Homework time.
03:56You stamp, and then I'll sign, okay?
03:59Give me the tea.
04:01Okay, this one.
04:02This is Chinese chicken salad.
04:04Do you want me to put it in a bowl and toss it?
04:06Like, present it, yes.
04:08Ready to eat.
04:13From the last time that I was on television,
04:17I got back into real estate, but not just back into real estate.
04:20I joined the agency.
04:22Working for Mauricio, really big deal for me.
04:25You have terrible handwriting, buddy.
04:27Oh, man, that was brutal.
04:29That was brutal.
04:30Come on, Shams.
04:32No.
04:32Mom, you're in the shot.
04:35I'll wash it out.
04:36What's happened?
04:37He said.
04:38No, no, that's okay.
04:39That's okay.
04:39Be careful, your head.
04:41Come here.
04:42Moose, come here.
04:43You're just mocking me again, dude.
04:44What's the matter with you?
04:45What are you doing?
04:46We've been married seven years.
04:48I've never seen a smile like yours.
04:50Like Superman, it brings me to my knees.
04:53Sometimes it feels like 700.
04:54Um, in the best way.
04:58Mom, we're doing date nights.
05:00You know now that Shams is older.
05:02And Tommy's New Year's resolution has 17 date nights in 2025.
05:08Yeah, and we've done three.
05:11When you have kids, we stop prioritizing that romantic, whimsical thing.
05:16Just like, stay at home and pig out and like fall asleep in front of the TV.
05:20It's very Al Bundy of him.
05:21I know you love grandma food.
05:24The carbs, they kill me.
05:25That's why I'm a fat ass.
05:27Fat ass.
05:28And I also don't want to be Peggy Bundy.
05:32I will not stick around for that.
05:34Better point, better balla, tano, holla bagger.
05:37Better point, better balla, tano, holla bagger.
05:39You can go play.
05:40Come on, Bubba.
05:41He's just going to do his own thing.
05:42Huh?
05:43Let him play.
05:44Okay?
05:45Let's be honest.
05:46Nobody can do it the way that I do it.
05:48I am a mom now to a son, Elijah, that is five years old.
05:54I have to have a child and I'll do whatever it takes.
05:58I have a lot of hormones in me right now because of this IVF journey.
06:03Yes, he was knocked up.
06:04And I somehow collected two divorces under my belt.
06:15I like a relationship and then I get over it.
06:18I am so happy to be single.
06:22Did you see any other house today?
06:24Reza has been showing me houses and we're still looking.
06:26He's been helping me out.
06:29This reminds me, every friend I had, their parents' house looked exactly like this.
06:34Well, welcome to the valley.
06:35Yeah.
06:36This is four bedroom, four bath.
06:39Do you have a dining room table?
06:41I don't think so.
06:42Okay.
06:43Drop away.
06:43Exactly.
06:44A lot of clothes.
06:45I have to move out of my place because my landlord wants to move back in.
06:50How many bedrooms?
06:51The size that I'm in now, the amount of bedrooms I have now.
06:54You want a mansion for your wardrobe.
06:56That's not the reality.
06:58Some of your credit is not that good to get it.
07:01Because my parents always have helped me financially.
07:04I've never had a job in my life.
07:06You know, Shaz was my first paycheck from anyone.
07:09But my parents are getting older.
07:11We need to be saving all that money up.
07:14So I need to hustle.
07:16Adult life sucks.
07:17I got to make some money so I can spend the money, not spend Papa's money.
07:21Eli can spend Papa's money, not you.
07:24When you get a little older, you get a little bolder.
07:29And you don't really care what the people got to say, do you?
07:32Can you fill up the fountain, my love?
07:34Huh?
07:34Yeah.
07:35Okay, thank you.
07:36Do you have scissors out here, my love?
07:38I think I have a pair of clippers right there.
07:40Oh.
07:41This thing looks like he's ready to go.
07:44Procreate.
07:44Yep.
07:45So once you go on there and rush the haters off, your shoulders rush.
07:48Life right after reality TV was very difficult.
07:52I was literally walking around like a zombie.
07:55Like, if I'm not a Shaw, who am I?
07:58But once I adjusted back to normal life, things were great.
08:02Why do white people love overalls?
08:05It's comfortable.
08:06You should try it.
08:07They're easy to take off.
08:09You know, stuff happens, comes up, rip it off.
08:13Adam and I have been married for 10 years.
08:17Long years.
08:1910.
08:19That's insane.
08:22Do you feel, like, good about the decision that we didn't have kids?
08:26Or are you going to feel like you want kids?
08:29I don't think I could be around a kid 24-7.
08:31Plus, I'm 51.
08:33I feel great other than my sciatica pain.
08:37Adam has definitely calmed me down.
08:39He's just like, do-do-do-do-do-do-do, you know, Oklahoma.
08:43His dad's in the military.
08:45Basically, he's saying that I'm not dramatic.
08:47A bitch has been known to be a bitch-o-matic.
08:50you people.
08:52You people.
08:53You people.
08:56You're funny.
08:58I did have a big fear that I would be, like,
09:03a 75-year-old queen with, like, a feather boa
09:06and a cigarette holder driving around West Hollywood
09:09talking about, like, my heyday and s**t.
09:12So I feel like, thank God, that didn't turn out to be my story.
09:17You're welcome.
09:23I was holding my hand out to be held.
09:26I mean, you're a little far away from your hand to be held.
09:30I'm holding my hand out to be held.
09:40How one can't tell me you wipe the counter?
09:43Because you guys keep putting your sticky little fingers
09:45all over the counter, and I don't like it.
09:48Oh, what about the homework?
09:49Hello, everybody.
09:50Hey, Logan.
09:51Oh, you got a baguette?
09:51I want a baguette.
09:52Can I have a baguette?
09:53You're good.
09:54Here.
09:56How was your day?
09:57Good.
10:00I met him when I was 27, and I was working in a restaurant.
10:05I was going to college.
10:07We did homeworks together.
10:08Because 20 years young...
10:10No, I'm not 20. 18 years younger than you.
10:13I'm only 18 years younger than you.
10:15I am 19 years younger than you.
10:18Baby, we don't do that.
10:20You know that.
10:22I didn't want to get married.
10:24He didn't want to get married either.
10:26This is 17 years after.
10:29We have twins, 10 years old, girl and a boy.
10:33Parenting styles are very different.
10:36Very different.
10:37She's more strict.
10:39I'm a bit more...
10:40Loosey-goosey.
10:42You guys are going to have a very salty...
10:45Stop it then.
10:47I think he needs a little bit more salt.
10:49For me, it's never enough.
10:51Not trying to be conceited, but I know what you really want.
10:55My life makes you envy me.
10:58Wow, look at this backyard.
11:00It's beautiful.
11:01Isn't this great?
11:02Want to put the tabbouleh over there?
11:04We're going to put all the foods here.
11:05Oh my God, this is so heavy.
11:07Oh my God, it's too small.
11:13Eli is turning five years old, and I absolutely just cannot believe it.
11:18I don't even know how he became five years old.
11:20What?
11:21What happened?
11:22You want to change your diaper now?
11:23For his fifth birthday, he wants to swim.
11:25So I have been looking for Airbnbs, and I finally found one, which I think will be perfect.
11:31I remember when I turned five, five is like a whole hand.
11:35It's a whole hand, so it needs to be a whole big deal.
11:38Oh, I have to tell you guys something.
11:41I saw Tannen recently.
11:43Are you ready for the party?
11:45The party?
11:46No.
11:50Tannen is my girl girl.
11:51Like, I met Tannen a long time ago.
11:54I was at her bachelorette party in Miami.
11:57Tannen does a lot of amazing parties all the time, and Skye is always there.
12:02I don't know what's going on with Skye.
12:04What do you mean?
12:05You think it's bad juju on her that she's had my ring for a year?
12:09The last time you told me, I texted her.
12:11You didn't get your ring?
12:12No, she still hasn't given it to me.
12:14She's like, I thought you had it back by now.
12:16I was like, no.
12:17I had a ring at that time that a couple of the diamonds had fallen out.
12:22So, of course, I'm going to ask Skye the jeweler to fix it.
12:26I have asked for it every month for the last nine months.
12:30She calls herself a jeweler because she needs to check her credentials, or maybe I should have.
12:35That was my fault.
12:37Do you think she's going to bring it today?
12:39If she doesn't bring it today, yeah, it's like,
12:43Yeah, that's bad.
12:45Let's do this.
12:50All right, and I have to shave.
12:53She's going to shave.
12:55The only time you see these rogue hairs is when you're in the car.
12:59Okay.
13:00With the daylight.
13:01Oh, my God.
13:02You're like a werewolf.
13:03She could be out in the daylight.
13:04And it's always these, like, four inch...
13:05All of a sudden, the list can start coming out.
13:07Howl!
13:11That's the Persian.
13:12All of a sudden, the Persian werewolf.
13:13Yeah, tell daddy to stop making fun of me.
13:15That's a Persian werewolf.
13:16So you're going to come after work?
13:18Uh, no, I'm not coming.
13:20I hope you guys have a good time.
13:22I don't do the birthday parties.
13:23I'm good.
13:24My wife will always try and get me to come to things.
13:28But when you bring Reza into the equation,
13:31I do not hang out with people that I don't like.
13:34When my son was born, Reza wasn't there.
13:37Adam wasn't there.
13:38Gigi wasn't there.
13:39I made vows to you to protect you and keep you safe.
13:42You know what I'm saying?
13:43When you were in that hospital bed,
13:45I couldn't do .
13:47You know what I'm saying?
13:48I couldn't do anything.
13:49You know Reza 30 years, dude,
13:52and he left you to rot in the hospital.
13:54He knew the severity.
13:56He knew how bad it was.
13:57That's why it's not easy for me just to,
13:59and turn the page.
14:01It's not.
14:02I'm braced for the shade that people are going to say.
14:07Why doesn't her husband ever come out?
14:09And why is she like, what's going on in their marriage?
14:12Or what's going on with him?
14:14I've already covered this with all the people involved.
14:16We're not going to be guilt-tripped into these things.
14:18You're not being guilt-tripped.
14:19Every time we do something.
14:20I just want my marriage to be protected.
14:22And my marriage is fine.
14:29Coming up.
14:30The mortgage on a house that I have to buy
14:32is not what I can afford.
14:33I can wear a shirt.
14:34I can shimmy.
14:35It is kind of like low-class to me.
14:46Incoming.
14:51I need a John long time.
14:56My parents are bringing him right now.
14:59Oh, number five is the one that emptied?
15:01The best one?
15:02Yeah.
15:03Son of a bitch.
15:04Son of a bitch.
15:05All right.
15:06Hey, Mom.
15:08Woo!
15:09It's my birthday, boy!
15:18Hi, baby.
15:19You look beautiful.
15:20I love the curls.
15:21Bro, should I let him go?
15:24I know.
15:25Boom!
15:26Go!
15:27Don't lie.
15:28Yeah, the beat don't lie.
15:29Oh, my, my, my, my, my.
15:30Do you know the feelings on the dance floor?
15:33What?
15:34I saw her and I was like, what?
15:36Don't do that.
15:37All right.
15:39The first day of school for Eli,
15:41the first person I saw was Natasha.
15:43This gorgeous, stunning woman.
15:46And I'm like, I just need to be friends with her.
15:48I don't care if she's the biggest bitch in the world.
15:50And then she ends up being an angel.
15:52Three amazing children.
15:53And I know I scored a new bestie.
15:56The mayor said it.
15:57Yes.
15:58Where's Tommy?
15:59Tommy actually just dropped me off.
16:00Is he going to come back?
16:01He will come and pick me up.
16:03When are we going to start drinking?
16:05When?
16:11Eli, are you having fun, baby?
16:13Yes!
16:14Yeah, that's all that matters.
16:15She has a watch.
16:16Someone was asking her the time.
16:18And she's like, I was embarrassed to tell what time it was
16:21because my watch has so many diamonds on it.
16:24No, really.
16:25She's saying it was too much.
16:27So it was too, too much.
16:28Yeah.
16:29Too, too much.
16:30Did you bring Golnesa's ring?
16:31No.
16:32Oh, boy.
16:33.
16:34Good thing that you've mentioned.
16:36.
16:37I told you to bring it today.
16:38Let me just call Z.
16:39Yeah, please do that.
16:40I know Golnesa through Tannin.
16:43We are very different.
16:44We're not close.
16:45We're not close.
16:46So it was a big favor for me to just fix that ring.
16:50I don't do repair.
16:51You know, I do design a fine jewelry, very expensive.
16:55My time was much more expensive than her ring.
16:58So is drivers coming 100%?
17:00Of course.
17:01Okay.
17:02I have not toasted once with you to my five years.
17:04I toast to you teaching me how to do it, being one step ahead.
17:07Oh, come here.
17:08No.
17:09No, yes.
17:10Come here, come here, come here.
17:11I love you.
17:12Your tits are so small now.
17:14Usually we'd be out here hugging.
17:15That's right.
17:16And now we're like this.
17:17Oh.
17:26What is the chest situation?
17:27He's asking me, do I shave my legs?
17:29I'm like, no.
17:30I have a lot of chest.
17:31I'm thinking of shaving my chest for the party.
17:33I'm like, it's a five-year-old party.
17:37Who's the more affectionate one?
17:38Me.
17:39No way.
17:40Way more.
17:41No.
17:42Not at all.
17:43I need Adam to be more affectionate.
17:45Like, I want to love on him constantly.
17:47I can't keep my hands off of him.
17:48Yeah, that's not my jam.
17:50Do you think you need to work on that?
17:52I think he would like it to be more affectionate, yeah.
17:59Generally in marriage, it's good to marry your best friend.
18:02Greg is my adopted child.
18:06You're going to dice these up for me, right?
18:08Yes.
18:09I need my space though.
18:10You're going to do it.
18:11You got it.
18:12Wherever you are, I won't be.
18:13Sorry, that's all that.
18:14I love with actions only.
18:15With my friends and my husband.
18:17Yeah.
18:18And my boyfriend.
18:19And so it's like, it's kind of like, that's how I'm my brother, Greg.
18:25We've been together 10 years and married six years.
18:28Six.
18:29We started off pretty rocky.
18:31Greg was definitely a player.
18:33Like a Hollywood, ball service, girls.
18:36Did you bring the ladies up to the valley?
18:38Of course he brought the ladies to the valley.
18:40Did you?
18:41I didn't have to do much convincing, to be honest.
18:42Oh, God.
18:43Okay.
18:44Okay.
18:45You're a dime piece.
18:46I would be worried that people had eyes on you.
18:49Honestly, I'm so grumpy.
18:50Nobody wants to talk to me anyway.
18:52It's fine.
18:53That's good for Greg.
18:54Yes, it is.
18:55I'm not approachable.
18:56That's good for Greg.
18:57No.
18:58Let's feed the kids.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Okay.
19:01We deliver.
19:02Kayden's eating meat.
19:03He's gonna get bigger than you.
19:04Mmm.
19:05He's getting big.
19:06Dun, dun, dun.
19:08Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
19:09Oh, my ring.
19:15As I'm sliding it on, I can see there's something off.
19:21It looks like she scraped some gold off these little teapots.
19:26And just shoved it into my ring and made those yellow diamonds.
19:31Yeah, those stones were up that she put in that ring.
19:34Are you kidding me?
19:39You guys ready for birthday cake?
19:56You want to turn on the sun machine?
20:01Shoo.
20:05What are you doing here?
20:06It's a bedtime, dude.
20:07No.
20:08We're supposed to go eat.
20:09I'll tell you what, guys.
20:10If you can make the basket, we could stay up here.
20:11Otherwise, we've got to go downstairs.
20:12Who wants to do it?
20:13Me.
20:14Off.
20:15Good job.
20:16Life is great.
20:18Shoot it.
20:19Me and Amir met at our mutual friend's dentist's office.
20:24My friend said, hey, I hired this girl and showed me a picture of her.
20:28And I was like, holy , my tooth hurts.
20:31We always talk about this, how it was like perfect timing.
20:33Because I was like, the next guy I meet, I want to, he's like going to be my husband.
20:37I still have the, like, post-it that he wrote his number on.
20:40Best decision, getting my teeth cleaned.
20:45Mommy.
20:46What happened?
20:47Get back in.
20:48Everybody relax.
20:50You guys have way too much energy.
20:52Having three kids under five, it's exhausting.
20:55Do you want more kids?
20:56No.
20:57Are you sure?
20:58Yeah.
20:59What if you change your mind?
21:00No.
21:01I'm not.
21:02Good work up there.
21:03I just want my body back.
21:05I just want to be, like, confident once I get these done.
21:09Then I'll be really confident.
21:12We could watch a movie.
21:13Hey.
21:14Let's do it.
21:15Mommy.
21:16No.
21:17I'm not a lie.
21:25Oh, is that house release?
21:27God, I need a house.
21:39Hi.
21:40May I get two extra icy almond milk lattes, please?
21:42And your name?
21:43Reza, R-E-Z-A.
21:44And your outfit?
21:45Hi.
21:46Hi.
21:47Hi.
21:48What's up?
21:49Oh, my God.
21:50Look at this dog.
21:51This place is so cute.
21:52Isn't it?
21:53I brought this for you.
21:54What is it?
21:55My tabbouleh.
21:56Oh, the tabbouleh.
21:57I'm surprised Reza didn't eat it all over here.
21:58God, I died for his tabbouleh.
21:59I died for his tabbouleh.
22:00I died for this tabbouleh.
22:01This one always has tabbouleh on him, like a Werther's original.
22:18Reza?
22:19Is that you?
22:20Yeah.
22:21I'll go get it.
22:22No, it's Reza.
22:23There's no re in Reza.
22:26Mmm, those look good.
22:28So, the realtor texted me last night that Gigi's not approved.
22:33They wanted you as a tenant, but when they saw your bank statement and your credit report,
22:39that's when things went left.
22:41I would be remiss if I didn't have a big brother conversation with you.
22:45It's very Middle Eastern to talk about finances.
22:48What you're supposed to do with your money.
22:50It's just, it's an immigrant thing.
22:53And now that I'm the age of my parents, when they were drilling that into me,
22:58I looked out for my girl.
23:00You spend money like money grows on trees.
23:05I'm not spending so much money.
23:06There's my son's tuition.
23:08Okay.
23:09I spend money on weed.
23:12Every two days, I buy an ounce.
23:15Yeah, I might spend like $3,000 or $4,000 a month on weed.
23:19So what?
23:20If I did not spend this much on weed, this world would not be a safe place.
23:24I've never been into this flashy shit to where all these designers, I don't do any of that.
23:29When we go on trips, you buy $100 t-shirts at the gift shop.
23:34I want you to spend $5,000 or $6,000 a month, not $9,000 a month in rent.
23:40I'm not going into a shoebox.
23:42I just won't do it.
23:44Colnesa needs to grow up a little more because she's had a dad that's bankrolled her life forever.
23:50Just over the whole bank account situation and whatnot.
23:55I'll figure it out, what my dad can do.
23:57That poor man has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
24:01And there's a point where you need to have a plan.
24:04What are you going to do? Are you going to sell your hoo-ha?
24:07I want you to spend much less.
24:13I'm tired of talking about my move.
24:16I don't understand, and it's your bank stays and looks like .
24:19How is it?
24:20Your credit looks like .
24:21No, no, no.
24:22I'm not saying anything other than what you said to me.
24:24I know, but it's a bit much.
24:25No, okay.
24:26It's just, let's get over it.
24:27I'm not trying to get...
24:28No, it's literally, I don't know what else...
24:29Every time...
24:30I don't know how to...
24:31Yeah.
24:32I don't...
24:33This is so lame.
24:46What?
24:47What's up?
24:48What's up?
24:49What's up?
24:50Hey, no jumping, no jumping.
24:51Oh, my God.
24:52What's up, dude?
24:53I love you.
24:54Oh, no.
24:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:56Why?
24:57No, I...
24:58Big dogs.
24:59What's up, man?
25:00It's okay.
25:01You're good.
25:02How are you?
25:03They're already riled up.
25:04I miss you.
25:05What's going on?
25:06You're happy to have a boy's bed?
25:07Oh, my God.
25:08It's so cold.
25:10Hey, what's up?
25:11What's up?
25:12What's up?
25:13It's so cold.
25:15It wasn't like this in the valley.
25:18Cheers, boys.
25:19Cheers.
25:20Thank you for having us, Greg.
25:21Thanks.
25:22Hi, babe.
25:23Hi.
25:24How are you?
25:25I'm good. How are you?
25:26Good.
25:27It is time for you to chill out.
25:32You guys, what are the girls doing right now?
25:35Good question.
25:36They're having a girl's name.
25:37They are?
25:38Yeah.
25:39Hi.
25:40How was the traffic?
25:42I thought it was fine, this one.
25:44Not that I'm upset, but just next time, it would be nice if it was, like, a little bit closer,
25:50more like the valley.
25:51Maybe I'll meet you guys for after a drink.
25:55We used to live in Bel Air, and then when the pandemic happened, we moved to the valley.
26:02But there's so many reasons about the valley I don't like.
26:05I'm not crazy about the food.
26:07It's really hot.
26:08And it's far.
26:09Every morning, every afternoon, midday, there is traffic.
26:13It's just not my style.
26:14But some people are not as picky as I am.
26:17I'm just going to drink Jack Daniels meat.
26:19I don't know if I would call Skye a snob.
26:21I would just say insecure.
26:26It's Bel Air.
26:27It's Beverly Hills.
26:28She needs that zip code like a crackhead needs a pipe.
26:32Brand vino.
26:33Oh.
26:34Lovely.
26:36The thing about when you have children, for me, is that I lost my womanhood in a way.
26:42And I was, like, completely detached from the sexy, seductive baby mama.
26:50Just to make you feel better, I don't have any babies, and none of the sexy, seductive thing is happening.
26:55So you're fine.
26:57I think my other issue was I met Skye.
26:59Him and I used to travel all the time together.
27:01And since she came into the picture, she's become my wife.
27:04Oh, my God.
27:05This is, like, such a boring day.
27:07Here we go.
27:10Like, it looks boring.
27:13What about your wives be traveling together?
27:16What the do they do?
27:17They're having a great time.
27:20The reason why she's been going without me is because I've been broke.
27:23Your wife is paid as how you broke.
27:26You're married.
27:27No, that's her money.
27:28Let her do her thing.
27:29Stop.
27:30That's why he's broke.
27:31I'm broke.
27:32You go to Paris.
27:33I'll stay here.
27:34I'll stay here.
27:36Can you please buy me a place right now?
27:38Because I'm actually desperate.
27:39What?
27:40I don't have any credit to buy anything, and I've never been a buyer.
27:43The mortgage on a house that I have to buy is not what I can afford.
27:46You know, I can wear a shirt, I can shimmy, I can suck a dick.
27:50No, I can't suck dicks, actually.
27:52I'm more of a starfish.
27:53But I can do things.
27:54I can do things.
27:55For a big house, I will do things.
27:58We're not 15 years old, 16 years old, that we're like, oh, okay, so let's just get, you know, wasted and drunk.
28:04And it is kind of, like, low class to me.
28:07Oh, .
28:08Oh, .
28:09Woo!
28:10All right.
28:11What's our next thing that we have to look forward to?
28:14Friday.
28:15Everyone is invited, except for tenis.
28:17Except me.
28:18You and Greg are gonna be in Mexico?
28:20I'm gonna be in Cabo for a wedding.
28:22Bring your husband.
28:23Thanks.
28:24We're gonna have Persian food, some drinks.
28:26No kids, right?
28:27No kids.
28:28I want someone that's more like me.
28:39I don't have, like, a hundred percent preference of, like, I want her to be a hundred percent Persian.
28:43Were you, like, looking for, uh, not a wifey's not the right word.
28:47You were married before, right?
28:48Yeah.
28:49My first wife, um, she passed away and, and she was young.
28:55She had cancer.
28:56Uh, it was, just came out of nowhere.
28:59It's a big part of who I am.
29:02It's difficult because you don't want to talk about it.
29:05But I also don't want to be, like, pitied or looked at differently because of it.
29:12So we, she starts doing the chemo.
29:14We go to the hospital, stay there for four days.
29:16She's just, like, she was so brave, you know?
29:20And, um, sorry, it's just, like, all rushing back to me.
29:25Yeah.
29:26Yeah.
29:27She's like, yeah.
29:28I spoke to the doctor.
29:29I told him I'm in some pain, but he thinks it might be working.
29:31And, like, she's planning a birthday because her birthday and my birthday are the same.
29:34And my birthday is on the 14th of October.
29:36Hers is the 20th.
29:37And then October 11th, she passed away.
29:40So sorry I'm here.
29:42It's just the, the finality of it was overwhelming.
29:46I remember it so vividly.
29:49Every day just waking up, like, I can't believe this is real.
29:56Her passing changed me a lot.
29:58Uh, even now with Natasha, there's definitely a lot of anxiety, a lot of pressure.
30:04I'm scared, uh, for the kids when they get cold, when they get sick.
30:08Like, how, how serious is this?
30:10So we go to the doctor a lot, but it provides a peace of mind for me that I need.
30:17She always would say, you're not, you're not the one that has cancer.
30:21I do, you know?
30:22And she was like, I want you to, I want you to move on and I want you to have a good life.
30:28She was a good person.
30:29She was a good person.
30:30She was a great person.
30:31Yeah.
30:32Yeah.
30:33I, um, you're gonna meet somebody.
30:35You're gonna, you know, I, you know what I believe is that she's probably your angel that set you up in the family.
30:39100%.
30:40You've got a soft landing, bro.
30:41That's why you met Natasha.
30:42Because I definitely found the lottery.
30:45At the same time, taking on, like, working and helping the kids.
30:50Being there for Natasha and doing that stuff is possible because I know what real work and real pain feels like.
30:59You know?
31:00Yeah.
31:01Everything that's coming in my life is because of her.
31:05So I was like, I'm not going to take this life for granted.
31:08You know?
31:25You okay, Baba?
31:26How are you feeling?
31:27My other chef is coming in, like, 25 minutes.
31:30Perfect.
31:31Okay.
31:32What time is everyone coming?
31:33Eight?
31:34Eight.
31:35What I love about being Persian and the Persian culture is the hospitality.
31:37You know, there's a lot of that tarof, as we call it.
31:41And, obviously, the food is incredible.
31:43So it's nice to kind of bring everybody into the house and have it be that culture together.
31:48Oh, no shoes.
31:49Sorry.
31:50No shoes.
31:51Go back.
31:52I should have told you for that.
31:53This is a lot.
31:54Nice.
31:55I know.
31:56Yeah.
31:57It's all new.
31:58Is everything, like, good?
31:59Yeah, I mean, she got, like, she's doing the decor.
32:01What color are you going to wear?
32:02Roman, please stop.
32:03Um, it's a Persian party.
32:04So, black.
32:05Black.
32:13Honestly, you look better than I've ever seen you.
32:16Sweat, baby.
32:17Who's going to this extravaganza, babe?
32:18Um, Gomesa, me, you.
32:22I'm not going.
32:23You got this, baby.
32:28Woo!
32:29How excited are you?
32:42I'm very excited.
32:44Persian themed, Persian people, Persian food.
32:47Like, I'm getting my fill.
32:49Like, I'm going to a Persian gas station and filling up.
32:52Too much stuff to Terry.
32:56Sorry, I feel like I'm going to my pants, quite frankly.
33:00OK.
33:03Give me a kiss.
33:04Have fun, kid.
33:05No.
33:06Don't drink too much.
33:07I'm going to now.
33:11Hi.
33:12What are you doing?
33:13Wow, Miss Sexy.
33:15Thank you so much.
33:16Tommy didn't help me.
33:17I'm going to.
33:18I'm going to.
33:19I'm going to.
33:20Thank you so much.
33:21Tommy didn't help me.
33:23So that's why I'm a little flustered.
33:24I'm taking off my shoes.
33:26OK.
33:27I got this.
33:33Hello.
33:34How gorgeous.
33:36I'm going to meet my friends.
33:38OK.
33:39And I have a friend that I want to introduce to.
33:43What's his name?
33:44He's really cool.
33:45He's Reza Jax.
33:46He's really, really nice.
33:47For Persian night, we're setting you up with a girl.
33:51I'm confident you're going to like the way she looks.
33:54And I would suggest you wear shoes that have some kind of heels.
34:00Why?
34:01Is she tall?
34:02I'm just kidding.
34:03It's such an hassle.
34:04Hello.
34:05I brought my taboo.
34:06Good to see you.
34:07I know.
34:08Thank you so much.
34:09Come in.
34:10I'm Reza.
34:11Sophia, nice to meet you.
34:12I don't like labels, but I would definitely like a party.
34:24I'm a retiring party boy.
34:30A typical night would look like go to the bar maybe where I'm in my elements and then end up, you know, talking to a few girls.
34:39What's up?
34:40Late as usual.
34:41What this?
34:42What happens after is none of your business.
34:45Hey, guys.
34:46Look who decided to join us.
34:48Hey!
34:51Reza, I brought a gift.
34:56Did you get a haircut?
34:57I did.
34:58Looks good, man.
34:59Looks good.
35:00Hello.
35:01This is my friend Sophia.
35:02Sophia, this is Reza Jax.
35:04See you, too.
35:05Wow.
35:06I like the outfit.
35:07I did not expect you to arrive before me.
35:10Yeah.
35:11Where is Gwaisa?
35:13At girls' night.
35:15I was just actually talking to her about your one person, so maybe you don't need, like, 5,500 square feet.
35:21What did she actually tell you?
35:23I mean, honestly, I think the number one for her is to fix our credit.
35:28Because she already said she needs a co-signer.
35:30Amir, we need an attorney on deck.
35:34How fast is fixing credit?
35:36I don't think so, right?
35:37Uh, could be, like, a three to six month thing.
35:41I wonder who it is.
35:43No.
35:44No.
35:45No.
35:46No.
35:47No.
35:48No.
35:49No.
35:50Hi.
35:51Save the best for last.
35:52Why no?
35:53Because, uh, it's kind of, like, weird.
35:56She's walking in, and then now we're all talking about...
35:58You're usually here first.
35:59I know.
36:00I know.
36:01I know.
36:02I know.
36:03Because...
36:04Handsome.
36:05Hi.
36:06How are you?
36:07Um, I have to tell you, you've been a topic tonight.
36:10Oh, God.
36:11That's your house hunt.
36:13Can I get kissed before I get ?
36:15No, no.
36:16I can't blush.
36:17Who says that to someone who just walked in?
36:20Why would you do that?
36:22We were talking about your house hunting.
36:24But why?
36:25Because...
36:27I don't know.
36:28Because you're looking.
36:29It's a good thing to know.
36:30So why?
36:31Because you're looking.
36:32Why was it brought up?
36:33Because you brought it up.
36:35I don't remember.
36:36Yeah, you do.
36:37You don't forget anything.
36:38Um...
36:39The police have a decency to just go ahead and tell me, or else you couldn't...
36:43You didn't have to say .
36:53You've been a topic tonight.
36:55We were talking about your house hunting, so...
36:57But why?
36:58I don't know.
36:59Tell me, or else you couldn't...
37:00You didn't have to say .
37:01I'm sorry that I said anything.
37:04I just wanted to...
37:05No, don't be sorry for being transparent with me.
37:07I shouldn't be being talked about.
37:10No, we all talk about each other.
37:12I mind my own business.
37:14Okay.
37:15And yours.
37:17Colnesa and I are in a really good place.
37:19And I just felt like I needed a protector because I don't want to be two-faced.
37:23It's really important that Colnesa knows that in this room, I have her back.
37:29Let's see.
37:30Let's see.
37:31Let's see.
37:32Let's see.
37:33Hell yeah, baby.
37:34Okay, everyone.
37:35Dinner time.
37:36Dinner is served.
37:37Oh my gosh.
37:38This is amazing.
37:39Yeah, I should've had to make a few.
37:40Yeah, I should've had to make a few.
37:41That's it.
37:42I'm not gonna have.
37:43Cheers.
37:44Stop it.
37:45Hats off to the host.
37:46Cheers.
37:47Love you.
37:48Love you.
37:49Love you.
37:50Love you.
37:51Love you.
37:52Thank you guys for having us.
37:53Thanks for joining us.
37:54I was hanging out with Skye and she told me Bumshut snores like a mother .
37:55I don't snore, man.
37:56Like a mother , she said.
37:57It's not that bad.
37:58What?
37:59I moved out.
38:00Because you wake up three times and then you come back to bed like 40 minutes after
38:07and then you literally throw yourself in the bed.
38:10It's like, you know, I don't know.
38:11I don't know.
38:12I don't know.
38:13I don't know.
38:14I don't know.
38:15I don't know.
38:16I don't know.
38:17I don't know.
38:18I don't know.
38:19I don't know.
38:20I don't know.
38:21I don't know.
38:22You just throw yourself in the bed is like who cares?
38:26I'm here.
38:27There's no reason for me to be married and live alone and sleeping in a...
38:32That's not your problem.
38:33I have one bit of advice.
38:35Mm.
38:36Immediately get back in the same bedroom.
38:38Because if you're not sleeping in the same bedroom, it's a precursor to divorce.
38:44Uh-oh.
38:45Oh, .
38:50People talking about other people's marriages.
38:57If you say anything that does not help the situation,
39:00why say it at all? Just be quiet.
39:02Do you want to sleep in separate rooms?
39:04Absolutely not.
39:09In the thought, guys, just look at this.
39:11Yeah.
39:14Yeah.
39:15It seems like you're having so much fun over there.
39:17Yeah.
39:18Why don't you just participate a little bit more?
39:21Sure.
39:22I like sleeping alone.
39:24Yeah.
39:25Yeah.
39:26Yeah.
39:27Yeah.
39:29I'm exhausted about the same conversation happening
39:31over and over and over again.
39:33The table is empty.
39:34That means that the conversation was so boring.
39:36It's like, I'm out of here.
39:38Hola, mamacita.
39:41What's Tommy up to tonight?
39:43He's hanging out with his son.
39:45Are you having fun?
39:48Yeah.
39:49Are you sure?
39:50Yes.
39:51Oh.
39:52You mean that?
39:53I mean it.
39:54What's the deal with the house?
39:55What are we going to do?
39:56I just don't even want to talk about the house anymore.
39:58You guys can talk about it when I'm not around.
40:01I apologize for that.
40:09I'm going to go home.
40:10I'm done.
40:12There's something on my mind I wish I never knew.
40:16Don't let one mess that to you take you out of the zone.
40:19She's not walking away from us.
40:21She's walking away from her own problems.
40:24You fool me.
40:26So stupid.
40:27It's time to grow up.
40:28Drama.
40:29We are not doing kindergarten over again.
40:32This is like MJ wants to go and let's go when she got here and she's like,
40:36hi, just so you know we were all talking about you before you got here.
40:41When someone comes to a dinner party, you don't tell them that.
40:44I would defend you, no conversation.
40:47MJ, she's so f***ing annoying.
40:50How could I love you when I don't know who you are?
40:53Don't know who you are.
40:55This is totally my fault.
40:57You fool me.
40:59This season on the Valley Persian style.
41:05Find that length in his spine.
41:07Oh, excellent.
41:09No, I ain't done yet in fact it's just begun.
41:13Where's the single man?
41:15Hey.
41:16Well, that's all.
41:17Cheers.
41:18I love you.
41:19I'm going to stuff my big fat face.
41:21Oh, yeah, diarrhea.
41:22Today's not the day.
41:23It's date night.
41:24You go and play among yourself.
41:27Are you ready for this trip coming up, Palm Springs?
41:31What the hell is this?
41:32Let's go.
41:33Tiana!
41:39My head.
41:40Oh, my God.
41:41What did I do?
41:42I just have a little surprise coming in.
41:45She's a medium.
41:46Do you understand a younger female?
41:48Sudden passing?
41:49Is this your wife?
41:52Do you think he's still in love with her?
41:54If you love somebody,
41:56you can take ownership.
42:00The painful question.
42:01How much?
42:02$14,500?
42:04I'm going to ask Dennis for the money.
42:06I haven't spoken to him since a week after we got married.
42:09Are you a boy?
42:10I'm a retired boy.
42:12I'm tired of talking about the same .
42:15Is Tommy open to being friends?
42:18She's not happy.
42:19Then she should get divorced.
42:21So tell me what brings you here today.
42:23Um...
42:27Last time that you came to my house, you were smoking weed.
42:30Ashkali.
42:31F*** her.
42:32I'm going to call the police.
42:34I'm being very serious.
42:35I'm not the one, not the two, not the three, not the four, bitch.
42:38You're getting hot?
42:39I'm not getting hot with you.
42:40Why are you guys heated?
42:41Do you guys never fight?
42:43This is Asiago, by the way.
42:45Ooh.
42:46I'm not the one.
42:47I'm going to go.
42:48I went to work.
42:49I said you came to me.
42:50I know.
42:51I'm not good.
42:52I'm not sure.
42:53I don't know.
42:54He's a guy.
42:55I know.
42:57I want to get out.
42:58If you're not a girl, he's a good girl.
43:00All right.
43:01I'm not like her.
43:02I would die.
43:03You're a demon.
43:04I'm not good.
43:05I'm not like a girl.
43:07You're a good girl.
43:08You're a woman.
43:09I'm not sure.
43:10You're a good girl.
43:11I'm afraid I'm not going to get out.
43:13I'm not a girl.
43:14I'm not.
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