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00:00Previously on The Valley Persian Style.
00:15A lot has changed.
00:17I'm a mom now.
00:18No, you're not going naked into a pool, bro.
00:21Reza, Golnesa, and I are in a really good place.
00:25Bro, should I let him go?
00:27The fact that the three of us are back together makes me so f***ing happy.
00:33I'm a retiring party boy.
00:36Go to the bar, talking to a few girls.
00:39What happens after is none of your business.
00:42We need to actually plan another trip.
00:45Where are we going next?
00:46Girls trip we could do in New York.
00:48Sky and I have been inseparable for about five years.
00:50We've become sisters.
00:52Cheers, babe.
00:53Tommy's New Year's resolution was 17 date nights.
00:58When you have kids, we stop prioritizing that romantic, whimsical thing.
01:03I want you to scale back in rent.
01:07She's had a dad that's bankrolled her life forever.
01:10Outgoing every move.
01:11I heard him talking about my move.
01:12I'm just saying.
01:12No, it's literally, I don't know what else.
01:14I don't know how this is so f***ing lame.
01:17You've been a topic tonight.
01:19It's about your house hunt.
01:21Because you're looking.
01:23Who says that to someone who just walked in?
01:28I'm going to go home.
01:30I'm done.
01:30I'm going to go home.
02:00I think you'd marry someone who you're able to buy property with.
02:03A sweet, loving husband.
02:05Gay marriage becoming legal was a surprise.
02:08The second it became legal, you asked me to marry you.
02:10You had to pin this one down.
02:16Hello.
02:17Hi, Nana.
02:18Oh, my God.
02:20They're going to jump on you.
02:20Hi, Nana.
02:21How are you?
02:21Bye.
02:22Hi, my friend.
02:22Hi, my friend.
02:23Hi, my friend.
02:23Hi, my friend.
02:24Hi, my friend.
02:24Hi, my friend.
02:24Hi, my friend.
02:24Hi, my friend.
02:25Hi, my friend.
02:26Hi, my friend.
02:26Hi, my friend.
02:27Hi, my friend.
02:27Hi, my friend.
02:28Hi, my friend.
02:29Her mom, she'll randomly pop in.
02:33She cooks for me.
02:34She brings me food every couple of days.
02:36But I love her Persian cooking.
02:39Sometimes she's coming to pick up her pots and pans because she's running out.
02:42She can't even bring food because she's brought everything to our place.
02:45Well, thank you so much.
02:47I love you.
02:48Thanks, Nana.
02:48Her mom likes me, I believe.
02:50The biggest difference is the language.
02:51I only speak Armenian.
02:52I don't speak Farsi.
02:53The food is similar, but even the Persians will tell you that the best chefs in Iran are Armenian.
03:00This is food for 40 people.
03:02She's just going to eat all day today.
03:05I'm going to give you coffee in this glass today, okay?
03:09No, no, no.
03:10I don't drink coffee in a whiskey glass.
03:13Is it a whiskey glass?
03:14Yeah, it's a whiskey glass, and I don't have a coffee right now.
03:18You know why?
03:19Because you already put your lipstick on?
03:21Yes.
03:23They definitely broke the mold when they made my mom.
03:27She is brutally honest.
03:29By the time they get married, they turn fat and ugly.
03:33She doesn't care how she's coming at you.
03:36If it's the truth, it needs to be said.
03:38You can invent matte, shiny, red lipstick that doesn't come off onto your glass.
03:48Matte and shiny don't go together.
03:50We ain't turning down for what?
03:53I just told them turn it up.
03:55I'm going to lead you not in love.
03:59We ain't turning down for what?
04:01I just told them turn it up.
04:02Oh, my gosh.
04:03This is so cute.
04:06OMG.
04:09Hi.
04:10Hello, hello.
04:12Hi.
04:14How are you?
04:15How are you?
04:16You guys ready to go inside?
04:17Ready to go in?
04:18Yes.
04:19Wow.
04:20Look at all these little tubs.
04:22You can pull the slime out and stick it on the wall.
04:25Good job.
04:26Thanks, baby.
04:27Let me get you another wipe.
04:29I don't want to be like, ew, don't touch that.
04:31Like, oh, stop.
04:32Like, I just, I don't want to be that mom.
04:35Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:36Let's not do that.
04:37I definitely, it comes out.
04:38Always wash your hands, sanitize, like, everything.
04:41Thank you, honey.
04:42Go.
04:42No, no, no.
04:43Like, in these situations, I always try and, like, remind myself, like, it's for the kids.
04:51So, you went yesterday for the parent-teacher conference?
04:54Parent-teacher conference was really good, but I got to find out where I'm living in order
04:58to find out where I'm going to go to school.
04:59That's the problem.
05:00You know, right now, my house is six bedrooms.
05:03I'm looking for something that's, like, four bedrooms or five bedrooms.
05:07That's a big downsize for me.
05:09My son has a bedroom.
05:10My son has a playroom.
05:12I have a guest room.
05:13And then the rest are closets.
05:15I need the space.
05:16My clothes need the space.
05:17What are my clothes going to do?
05:19Put them outside?
05:20They're not animals.
05:21I don't even put my animals outside.
05:23It is what it is.
05:24Last night, we were all hanging out.
05:29We all know that Gulnesa has to find a place.
05:33She walked out of dinner because...
05:35She's always over the top and dramatic.
05:37It was a little bit underwhelming.
05:39I know that Gulnesa wants to bury her head in the sand and pretend like the problems aren't
05:44there, but that is not adulting, sis.
05:48God forbid something happened to the father.
05:51Layla has two children.
05:52She has no husband.
05:53Those kids are going to get significantly less because Gigi has been maintained and been
06:00taken care of for 30 years.
06:02Inheritance.
06:02Inheritance.
06:03Money.
06:03Layla and Gulnesa have had a contentious relationship for years.
06:09Thanks for all the help.
06:11Appreciate it.
06:11Yeah, thanks for being, you know, a horrible sister.
06:15Don't ask me for anything.
06:18Gulnesa, you seriously need to work on your aid for management issues.
06:22I am close with Layla, but I don't talk to Layla about Gulnesa.
06:26I don't talk to Gulnesa about Layla.
06:29That's the rule.
06:30I mean, she owes her son to be the best mother that she could be.
06:33Actually, I wish you would talk to her.
06:36Oh, good.
06:36You went too crazy for me.
06:38I got enough fat women in my life, dude, and I'm good.
06:40Did you have a good time last night?
06:44I did.
06:46I texted you because I wanted to make sure you were like, okay, the way you left.
06:51Two seconds after I walked in, she's like, I just want you to know this whole time everyone
06:54was talking about you.
06:56Anyone who's talking about me is talking shit.
06:58Persians in general are very secretive people.
07:04They like you to think that they've got a lot when they don't.
07:10I might be one of them.
07:11What happened with RJ and that girl?
07:14They sent me a picture last night, and then I called her to ask her, like, how it went.
07:20And she's like, oh, he's right here, and you could ask.
07:24Stop.
07:25I love RJ.
07:26He's so sweet and kind and very handsome.
07:30I just, um...
07:34I bet you none of the married people got any.
07:39Not one in the morning when I'm, like, exhausted after cleaning up.
07:44Yeah, you guys have high sex drive.
07:47That's why we have three kids.
07:50Everywhere we go when we walk in the room, they can tell that we stuntin' and the people
07:54lost up.
07:55Did you have coffee?
07:57No, can you make me one?
07:58Can you please not make a mess in the kitchen?
08:00I won't.
08:02What are we doing today?
08:03Just gonna go pick up the kids.
08:05Okay.
08:06Bring them home and, you know, same old, same old homework and stuff.
08:11I thought you said the other day, it's like, you said you want to talk to me about something.
08:14When we were at Emilia's and Natasha's, you made some comments about me and...
08:21Snoring?
08:21Snoring.
08:22I don't know.
08:22That's not the secret.
08:24I was hanging out with Skye, and she told me Bombshot snores like a mother...
08:28It's not that bad.
08:30What?
08:31Especially cleaning.
08:32Everybody snores.
08:33You snore.
08:35Snore too?
08:36Oh, you didn't know that you snore?
08:37Oh, my God, Bombshot.
08:39Wait a minute.
08:40Don't even go there, okay?
08:42I swear to God, I'm gonna come tonight and I'm gonna record you.
08:45Please do.
08:45I will.
08:46Please do.
08:46Yeah, and then it led into the fact...
08:48That we're sleeping in the separate bedroom?
08:50That you do not sleep in the same room with me anymore.
08:53It's been really not nice.
08:56I want you back.
08:57A lot of times we want to kill each other, but at the end of the day, we have an amazing
09:02family.
09:02We stay away from conflict, because nobody's gonna agree.
09:07Nobody wins.
09:08You go take care of your sleeping situation, I'll come back.
09:12This is not something that I want the kids to see, to be honest.
09:15This is not what I want them to be, like, oh, this is how marriage looks like.
09:19She has her bedroom, my dad has his own.
09:22My parents' divorce, definitely it affected me really, really hard, and that was the reason
09:28that I never wanted to really settle down.
09:31So since we are talking about it, how would you suggest...
09:34You need to go see an ENT doctor.
09:35They're gonna give me some pills.
09:37If that helps, yes, of course.
09:40The reason that I don't like to get into a fight is my parents.
09:44I definitely got scarred for that.
09:46I wanted to protect my kids.
09:48I don't want to do the same thing that my parents did, and I don't want to bring another
09:51child to this world and then do the same thing that they did to me.
09:55Other than that, we're good.
09:57I'm not good.
09:57I'll stay in my bed.
09:58I'm not good.
09:59Okay, so then go take care of it.
10:01What's the deal, Skimjeel?
10:10I don't want you to see me while I'm getting dressed so that you can see the reveal.
10:13Oh, the big reveal?
10:15Yeah.
10:15Okay.
10:17Bye.
10:17All right.
10:18Okay, okay, okay.
10:27Oh, my gosh.
10:30Nuts.
10:31Listen, buddy.
10:32Mommy comes out.
10:32I want you to tell her how pretty she looks.
10:34You heard?
10:35No.
10:35Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
10:39Sometimes she wears too much makeup, though.
10:41No?
10:41Take it down a notch.
10:42Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
10:47What color jacket?
10:48Ow.
10:49You look great.
10:50Mommy, yes, dress.
10:51Very nice.
10:52Your waistline and your stomach, don't eat anything.
10:56Keep it that way.
10:57All right.
10:59Okay.
10:59Should I get a jacket like your color of what you're wearing?
11:01Nah, man, leave the cans out.
11:03A little windy.
11:03Those nips might start getting, you know, cut nice.
11:07It's date night with the wife.
11:08This one is a special one because it's our anniversary.
11:11We get to revel in the love that we are celebrating.
11:15Dinner date, this is number what?
11:18Uh, four.
11:19I want a healthy, happy, loving marriage.
11:22I definitely felt that there was a point now
11:25where Sham's at an age when we could get back to us.
11:28Do you know what this is?
11:30Uh, comp act?
11:31Yes.
11:31Yeah.
11:32Where did I get it?
11:34Probably from a store.
11:36I don't know.
11:36You.
11:37Me?
11:37I didn't get to know.
11:38It's in grade.
11:39Oh, did I?
11:39Oh, I did get you that.
11:41That's right.
11:42I did get you that.
11:43I gave you such good stuff, man.
11:45To my wife, never forget that I love you.
11:48Mm.
11:49Never forget.
11:49If I could give you one thing in life,
11:51I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes.
11:57Yeah, seeing you as I see you.
11:59Which is what?
12:00Beautiful.
12:02What?
12:02Is that a physical attribute?
12:04Yes.
12:05That's why it's a mirror.
12:07You dumbass.
12:09I'm .
12:10Coming up.
12:15Like, is this rare for you?
12:16Like, do you ever ask girls out?
12:17Yeah.
12:18What do you usually do?
12:19Hit them and quit it.
12:21Are you a boy?
12:23This is going to be a fun ride.
12:24I have one that I want to go on a date with.
12:50Uh, Sophia.
12:52Hello?
12:52This is my friend Sophia.
12:53Hi.
12:54Hello.
12:54Sophia, this is Rosa Jack.
12:56Nice to meet you.
12:57We have to get married, and after marriage,
13:00you have to have kids.
13:02Don't worry.
13:03That's a part of the plan.
13:05So hopefully soon.
13:06I absolutely do feel the pressure to settle down
13:09and have grandkids, most importantly.
13:11Part of it has to do with being an only child,
13:13because I'm like their prized possession, right?
13:15So I have empathy for their position.
13:17You know, I do agree with them.
13:18It's just the time.
13:20It's the only thing in question.
13:23You want 35 years from Rosa?
13:25It's going to be late.
13:26No, it's not going to be late.
13:2835 is the new 25.
13:30I'm ahead of the game.
13:31No.
13:32Can you please
13:36out of the winds
13:38We're upgrading everything over here
13:42out of the winds
13:44Oh, my God.
13:50Thank you, my friend.
13:51Thank you, my friend.
13:51Pretty.
13:52It's, like, breathtaking.
13:54Let's go easy on the food
13:57so that you don't overeat
13:58and then have die-die-die-die.
13:58I'm going to stuff my big, fat face.
14:00No, please don't.
14:00Oh, yeah, diarrhea, diarrhea.
14:02It's going to be great.
14:03It's going to be great.
14:04I'm feeling lavish.
14:07I'm feeling glamorous.
14:10I'm feeling it.
14:11You're underneath
14:12and there's no understanding this.
14:13Understanding this.
14:15Ow.
14:16F***.
14:17F***.
14:18Wait till the panic hits.
14:20Right this way.
14:21Sofia and I had an incredible night.
14:23We connected right away.
14:25Like, there was a vibe there.
14:26She's fun.
14:28It's Bonnie and Clyde,
14:29aka Sofia and Reza.
14:33Let's get a...
14:35Ceylan?
14:37Yeah, Ceylan?
14:39With, uh...
14:40Ceylan Old Fashioneds?
14:41Ceylan Old Fashioneds.
14:42That's the one.
14:42Of course.
14:46I just took such a dump.
14:48Oh, come on.
14:48Oh, man.
14:49It was magnificent.
14:50It was magnificent.
14:51The frogs agree.
14:52Yeah.
14:53Yeah.
14:53It's like a Bud Light commercial here.
14:55Can I make it...
14:55It's frogs, though?
14:57Wow.
14:58Last night was interesting.
15:00What sense?
15:01Elaborate.
15:02Some of the girls there
15:03at dinner last night,
15:04they don't sleep
15:05in the same room
15:05with their husbands.
15:06They actually have
15:07separate bedrooms.
15:08Yeah, I can.
15:09It is very difficult
15:11for me to sleep
15:13without you next to me.
15:15You know, I sleep apnea.
15:16It's difficult for me
15:17to sleep with others.
15:18And you snore.
15:19Are you supposed to snore?
15:20You think you don't snore?
15:22You want a video?
15:23I got a video.
15:23Yeah, actually.
15:24Okay.
15:24Show me right now.
15:27Oh, that's because
15:28I just had surgery.
15:30Okay.
15:30You know, you don't look
15:31terrifying at all.
15:32It's like sleeping
15:33next to a dump truck
15:34driving through
15:35a nitro-gristle imprint.
15:36Yeah.
15:37Today's not the day.
15:38It's date night,
15:39and I would appreciate
15:39that you don't make
15:40those jokes.
15:41Tommy is always
15:42making fun,
15:44I think, a little too much.
15:45I think that teasing
15:46is definitely a way
15:47that I show love.
15:48Don't you think
15:49that Shams hears
15:50the way that you
15:51crack jokes at me
15:51on a good one?
15:52Yeah, but he's got
15:53a great humor,
15:53a sense of humor.
15:54And, like, none of it's
15:55ever malicious.
15:56You know what I mean?
15:56He's mimicking,
15:58like, the teasing.
16:00So, you miss your mother
16:01right now?
16:01Sometimes she's painting
16:02the book.
16:03Yeah.
16:04How cute am I?
16:05Looks great.
16:05Do you think
16:06I'll beat it?
16:10I don't think
16:10he's aware
16:11that it can be hurtful.
16:13I love him enough,
16:15but is love enough?
16:18You know?
16:19All right,
16:20some discerning for you?
16:21Oh, no, actually,
16:22I think we're okay.
16:23I'll take the check.
16:24Let me ask you this.
16:25If she takes her top off,
16:26you're not getting
16:27some type of discount.
16:28No, no.
16:28Yeah, she's supposed
16:29to count down.
16:29Okay.
16:44Hi.
16:46Thanks.
16:49Growing up in high school,
16:51my best friend would get
16:52all the girls that I liked.
16:54I had braces.
16:55I was getting bullied like this.
16:58My ears.
17:00Did you pin them?
17:01Yeah.
17:01They used to call me Dumbo.
17:02No.
17:03I swear to God.
17:04Damn.
17:05Then I remember I was,
17:06like, 16.
17:07I lost my baby fat on my face,
17:10and, like,
17:11I grew up my hair
17:12like Cristiano Ronaldo,
17:13and that was a game-changer.
17:16All of a sudden,
17:17girls loved me,
17:18and I was like,
17:19yeah.
17:20So did you like
17:20everyone last night?
17:21I did.
17:22I mean,
17:23obviously,
17:23outside of me.
17:24Well, are there
17:25two Nezos?
17:28Two Rezos?
17:29Rezos?
17:29Yeah.
17:31What happened
17:32to your thumb?
17:33I slammed the car door.
17:35Are you concerned about me?
17:36Yeah,
17:37you slammed it
17:37in the door.
17:38Did that hurt?
17:39A little bit.
17:40Um,
17:42I think we vibed
17:42last night, though.
17:44You actually tried
17:44to kiss me
17:44a couple times,
17:45and I dodged you.
17:46You're right.
17:46You did dodge
17:47my kiss a few times.
17:49Yeah.
17:49I just met you.
17:52What are you looking for?
17:53What am I looking for?
17:54Is this rare for you?
17:55Like,
17:55do you ever
17:56ask girls out?
17:58This is rare.
17:59Really?
18:00Yeah.
18:00I usually do.
18:03I go out,
18:04parties.
18:04Hit him and quit it.
18:07Are you a boy?
18:07I'm a retiree.
18:10You're a boy.
18:11I'm a retiree, mom.
18:12Why?
18:13I mean,
18:13I'm definitely
18:14in trouble at this point.
18:15I don't think
18:16she's absolutely wrong.
18:17She is making
18:18some solid points,
18:19and I'm a terrible liar.
18:20So,
18:21that's kind of
18:22what's going on.
18:23Like, okay,
18:23got me,
18:24but I'm retiring.
18:25How are you going to
18:26retire about habits?
18:28I'm literally
18:29in the process
18:30of retiring.
18:31Should I stick with you
18:32through that process
18:33or wait till you're done?
18:34I'm going to
18:39separate those three.
18:41I do not believe
18:42that I'm a
18:43boy,
18:44quote-unquote.
18:45I'm promiscuous.
18:46That's a more
18:47accurate depiction.
18:48Put it heavy
18:49for a second,
18:50Dave.
18:51What?
18:51Put it heavy
18:52for a second.
18:52Why is this heavy?
18:53Why not get to the point?
18:56This is going
18:57to be a fun ride.
19:04Coming up.
19:05Like, how do you
19:06just keep this spark
19:07seven years in?
19:08A lot of people
19:09say things like,
19:10you know,
19:10after a while,
19:11it feels like you're,
19:11you know,
19:12having sex
19:13with your sister.
19:15No, I've never
19:16heard anybody say that.
19:16We're living that good
19:23life.
19:24We're living that good
19:25life.
19:26We're living that
19:27good life.
19:27We're living that
19:29good life.
19:29Excuse me.
19:31Oh, my God.
19:33I should push
19:34me to kiss me
19:35out of my mouth.
19:36Am I allowed
19:37to kiss her
19:37or are you going to
19:38forget?
19:39Why don't you
19:39alcohol wipe your lips?
19:41I did just come
19:41from the gym.
19:42Oh, thank you.
19:44You've got one.
19:45I love you.
19:46Still have a happy hour?
19:52Till six.
19:53All right,
19:54we'll make it.
19:59All right,
20:00we already have a table?
20:01Yeah.
20:01Right that way.
20:02Should I sit here?
20:03You're sitting in
20:04the hot seat.
20:05No, I don't want to.
20:07Amir,
20:08where's he at?
20:08Is he coming?
20:09He's here.
20:11What's up, guys?
20:12Oh, Amir.
20:13What's up, man?
20:16Go.
20:18The Italian is here.
20:20Go see.
20:20Oh, I just
20:21walked myself in.
20:22Good.
20:22The door is open.
20:23Hi, babe.
20:24Hi.
20:25How are you?
20:27Long time.
20:28I know.
20:29Tell me.
20:30How was Cabo?
20:31Cabo was good.
20:33The wedding was beautiful.
20:34We both got food poisoning.
20:36She ordered this, like,
20:39Wagyu hot dog,
20:40which was f***ing disgusting.
20:42It was definitely not romantic
20:43in that sense.
20:44That is not fun.
20:46I know.
20:46That was that.
20:48Now,
20:48tell me about this.
20:50I've been waiting for this
20:51for, like, four whole.
20:51I'm so excited.
20:52Five years in the making,
20:53but it's here.
20:54I work for a tech company.
20:56I'm a COO,
20:58and I just feel like
20:59I've been running
20:59everyone else's company.
21:02I think I became
21:03passionate about skincare.
21:05I was kind of a product whore.
21:07I always wanted to be
21:09an entrepreneur
21:09and do my own thing,
21:11and this is something
21:11I feel comfortable
21:12putting my name on.
21:14So this is for a face?
21:15It's for a face,
21:17and it's, like,
21:18all locally sourced,
21:19all California.
21:20Everything you see,
21:21everything on that paper
21:23is, like...
21:24I'll put it on Molly, too.
21:26Okay, guys.
21:27Let me...
21:28Let me know
21:29how you feel about it, Mommy.
21:30I have no expectations
21:32of her putting it
21:33on her face,
21:34but neither did I have
21:37expectations for her
21:37to put it on her dogs.
21:42Dude, you missed a lot, man.
21:43We missed you.
21:43I swear to God,
21:44I was, like,
21:45we had the Persian night.
21:46This guy's giggling
21:47with his date.
21:50Oh, you had a date there.
21:51First night, it was great.
21:52We established
21:53that there isn't
21:54a match there.
21:55I just don't think
21:55it's a fit.
21:58Dodge the bullet.
22:03How's things with Greg?
22:05Good.
22:06Busy?
22:06Yeah.
22:07Dealing with our
22:07communication issues,
22:09as usual, so...
22:11All of us,
22:12we have a problem
22:12in that department,
22:13that's for sure.
22:14We met actually
22:15being friends.
22:15We weren't really dating
22:16because he was, like,
22:17this Hollywood playboy,
22:18and it was kind of
22:19really on and off.
22:20Eventually, real life
22:22set in,
22:22and we both realized
22:23that we want to be together.
22:25But overall,
22:26in every sense of the word,
22:27we're just complete
22:28different personalities.
22:30I'm very resolution-oriented,
22:31and he's very, like,
22:33hopefully the problem
22:34will go away.
22:35So, uh,
22:36that annoys me for sure.
22:38Let me tell you
22:39one thing, though.
22:39Don't ever use
22:40the bathroom in front of your...
22:42I never go to the bathroom
22:42in front of Natasha.
22:44Shoot, this guy
22:45is proper guy.
22:46Oh, hell no.
22:46I will fart.
22:47Would they eat me?
22:48You fart?
22:48Oh, no, I don't.
22:49Hell yeah.
22:50I rip him.
22:51I think that should be normalized.
22:52I'll blame it on the kids.
22:53That should be normalized.
22:54That should be normalized.
22:56I think in front of, like,
22:56a long-term partner.
22:58She doesn't go to the bathroom
22:59in front of me either.
23:01Why would she?
23:02That's so weird.
23:04Um, like,
23:05how do you just keep
23:06this spark seven years in?
23:08Same girl.
23:11Are there any sparks?
23:12Yeah, we have sparks.
23:13I mean, you know,
23:14look, a lot of people
23:15say things like,
23:16after a while,
23:17it feels like you're,
23:18you know,
23:19having sex with your sister
23:21because it's, like,
23:22family at this point.
23:24Oh, my God.
23:25I wouldn't put sister
23:26and wife anywhere
23:27near each other.
23:27That's not what he said.
23:29There's no way.
23:30Run back the tape, man.
23:33Feels like you're,
23:34you know,
23:35having sex with your sister
23:38because it's, like,
23:38family at this point.
23:40Man, that's
23:40crazy.
23:42Nobody says that.
23:43I don't know.
23:45I don't know.
23:45I've never heard
23:46anybody say that.
23:47We're kind of, like,
23:48feels like we're roommates
23:49that are best friends
23:51and I love him to death
23:53as my brother.
23:54But as a husband
23:55who you rely on
23:56as a support,
23:57like, I don't go to him.
23:59Bro, I'm chasing,
24:00I'm chasing you, Sasha, bro.
24:02You're such a good guy, bro.
24:03I'm just giving it
24:04to you straight.
24:05In his defense,
24:06he acts a certain way
24:07with his wife
24:07because he's had something
24:08that he cherished
24:10and then it was
24:10taken away from him.
24:11I almost did,
24:13you know,
24:13but I'm lucky
24:14to this point
24:15where, like,
24:16you know,
24:16she survived
24:17that horrific car accident.
24:19I don't know,
24:19did I tell you guys
24:20this story?
24:20No.
24:21This was, like,
24:22early on
24:23in the relationship.
24:24We were on our way
24:25to Dubai
24:25for New Year's
24:26and we had this
24:27nine-hour layover
24:29in Washington, D.C.
24:30She had some friends
24:31out there.
24:32This guy picked
24:32us up in the airport.
24:33He's taking us
24:33to the Ritz-Carlton
24:34to kill time.
24:35We're getting in the car.
24:37All the girls
24:37jump in that guy's car.
24:39His friend is alone.
24:40I go sit in the other car.
24:42We're following them.
24:43I literally finished
24:44the sentence by saying,
24:45bro, your friend
24:46drives like a
24:46f***ing dumb f***er.
24:48I finished that sentence.
24:50The car was in the air.
24:53Tumbling.
24:54They hit a tree.
24:56My wife is literally,
24:58like,
24:58and not my wife
24:58at the time,
24:59just girlfriend.
25:00She's knocked out.
25:01And I'm, like,
25:02slapping her face,
25:03like, f***ing wake up,
25:04wake up, wake up,
25:05wake up.
25:06And she woke up.
25:08I was, like,
25:09bawling to my friends.
25:10I'm like,
25:10I think this was
25:11the love of my life.
25:12Like, I'm about
25:13to lose her right now.
25:14Only 10% of people
25:15that go through
25:16the surgery
25:16that she went through
25:17in her head
25:17will come out of it
25:19with not having to learn
25:20how to read, write,
25:21walk, talk.
25:23Very lucky to be alive.
25:25We were just seeing
25:26each other at that point.
25:27I think that woke me up
25:30and maybe shook me
25:30out of that time
25:32and place of
25:32that party animal, Greg.
25:35Oh, it got real.
25:36You know what I mean?
25:37There's definitely
25:38trauma bond.
25:39After the accident,
25:40it really changed everything.
25:42If I think of, like,
25:43how I was then,
25:44I don't see me
25:45at all taking him seriously
25:47at the time
25:48if the accident
25:48didn't happen.
25:50Slowly as you age,
25:51you get cursed
25:52with perspective.
25:53You're never gonna
25:54check all the boxes.
25:55We're okay with that.
26:00Coming up.
26:03You cannot teach
26:03an old monkey
26:05a new treat.
26:06You know that?
26:07You don't know that?
26:08It's old dogs, Mommy.
26:09No, no, no.
26:10It's a monkey.
26:10Oh, shit.
26:21Hi, Mommy.
26:22How was your morning?
26:24I didn't have my coffee.
26:26Oh.
26:26Hi, babe.
26:31How are you?
26:32What are you up to?
26:32I'm good, Mom.
26:33How are you?
26:34Good.
26:34I just picked up my mom.
26:35We're gonna pick up champs
26:36and then we're gonna come home.
26:38Is there anything
26:38that I need to do
26:39to prepare?
26:40Just make sure
26:41there's tons
26:42of toilet paper
26:42stacked in every single bathroom.
26:44I already took care
26:45of my bathroom.
26:46The coffee's gonna get
26:47rid of this shit.
26:51Do you have to say
26:52that word
26:53S-H-I
26:54hundred times?
26:55That's it.
26:55Okay.
26:56I'm okay.
26:56Bye, babe.
26:57I love you.
26:58I'm gonna see you.
26:58Okay.
27:00You know,
27:01I think that you notice
27:02that Champs
27:04is really starting
27:05to mirror
27:05Tommy's behavior.
27:08He's not gonna change
27:09the way
27:09of his talking
27:11because Champs
27:13is around.
27:14You can teach
27:14your six-year-old son,
27:17but you cannot teach
27:18an old monkey
27:19a new treat.
27:20You know that?
27:21You don't know that?
27:23It's old dogs,
27:25mommy.
27:25No, no, no.
27:26It's a monkey.
27:27Listen,
27:28I don't want
27:29to be the mom
27:30that's always
27:31correcting the kid
27:32because I don't
27:33want to do
27:34what you did
27:35and tell him
27:36what he's doing wrong.
27:38My mom
27:39still doesn't
27:40acknowledge
27:40anything that I do
27:42on a daily basis.
27:43Are you proud of me?
27:44No,
27:45I'm not proud of you.
27:47She rags on me
27:48even to this day.
27:50Can I get
27:50a matcha iced latte?
27:53Do you mind
27:53if I add
27:54the...
27:55I want to actually
27:59cut off
28:00the generational
28:01trauma
28:02of, like,
28:03putting your kid down.
28:04That's why
28:05I'm a very
28:06up onion
28:06of a human being
28:07because there's
28:08layers of torture,
28:10torment,
28:10and criticism.
28:12You know,
28:13with Tommy,
28:14I just don't feel
28:15relaxed
28:16and at ease
28:18and safe
28:19and...
28:20Not even safe?
28:22No, I mean,
28:23I don't think
28:23he's going to cheat
28:24on me
28:24or anything like that.
28:25But that is insane.
28:28After being seven years
28:29in this marriage,
28:30you don't know
28:30where you are?
28:31And you blame it
28:32on Tommy,
28:33and then you say,
28:34I don't feel comfortable
28:35in this marriage.
28:37I don't feel safe.
28:38Come on,
28:39Mercedes.
28:40Cut the BS.
28:41It's just always
29:05on time.
29:11Come on in.
29:12Hi.
29:13Hi.
29:14Hi, babe.
29:15How are you?
29:15Come on in.
29:16This is for you.
29:17Oh, my God.
29:18That's so beautiful.
29:20Come on in.
29:21I don't work in.
29:22Yeah.
29:22Let me grab
29:23some plates
29:23and some napkins.
29:24Yes.
29:26OMG.
29:27Two plates.
29:28Look at these berries.
29:30Oh, my gosh.
29:31The garden is so lush.
29:33I have a host
29:33with the most.
29:34You know,
29:35I'm trying to do
29:35a little something.
29:37So much stuff
29:38is growing, dude.
29:38Yeah.
29:39It feels magical
29:40being back here.
29:41Yeah.
29:41I don't have
29:41any plants to water.
29:43I really don't need
29:43to worry about
29:44the bill of all the watering.
29:46Speaking of not worrying
29:48about the bill of watering,
29:49I know you know this.
29:51My advice,
29:52if you downsize
29:53for a certain amount
29:54of time
29:54to build up reserves,
29:57then you do have
29:59enough money
29:59to buy the type of house
30:01that you expect
30:03to live in.
30:04You know,
30:04Steve Harvey said
30:05he recommends
30:06every single person
30:08out there
30:08goes and buys
30:09one first-class
30:11ticket
30:11to experience that
30:12because every day
30:13they will continue
30:14to thrive
30:15to get to that
30:16next level in life.
30:17I'm never going
30:18to downgrade my life.
30:20My dad told me
30:22and taught me
30:22that a sucker
30:24pays rent.
30:26And Golnessa
30:27in my dad's equation
30:28is that big sucker.
30:30There's a part of me
30:31that wants to be like,
30:32wake up!
30:36You would not be
30:37a real friend
30:38if you didn't say
30:38these things.
30:39I just want to know
30:40you're saying them to me
30:41and not to everybody
30:41else in our group.
30:42I mean, obviously,
30:43I felt like I was helping
30:45or coming from a place
30:46of wanting to help.
30:48to be having
30:49these intimate
30:49conversations
30:50about your
30:51so-called friend.
30:52Does that seem
30:53nice to you?
30:53I'm saying
30:54I wouldn't move
30:55on to something
30:55more expensive.
30:56I would move
30:57down, not up.
30:59But it wasn't
31:00about the cost
31:01of the house.
31:02It was about credit
31:03at that time, right?
31:04But we're back
31:05into this conversation.
31:06No, I don't want to have...
31:07I know, but we're back there.
31:07I don't want to have
31:08this conversation.
31:09You just asked me
31:10why didn't it work out?
31:11You're saying to me
31:12why would you do this?
31:14You're trying
31:14to make me look out.
31:15Cheaper places
31:16were not accepting
31:17the two Rockefellers.
31:17I never called
31:18a cheaper place.
31:19All the houses
31:20that you showed me
31:21before were over $8,000.
31:23What's going on?
31:23I never looked at things.
31:25You said I won't live
31:26north of the boulevard.
31:27It's not safe.
31:29Where are you going to church?
31:30I'm at work.
31:32Yes, honey,
31:33some of us work
31:34and it's a weekday.
31:37I don't go to church.
31:38You think I want
31:39to have this conversation?
31:40You said they're yelling.
31:40I don't know why you're
31:41turning your voice.
31:43You're getting hot with me.
31:44I'm not getting hot with you.
31:59You're getting hot with me.
32:00I'm not getting hot with you.
32:01Why are you guys heated?
32:02You guys never fight.
32:06This is our Siago,
32:07by the way.
32:08Ooh.
32:08Before you got here,
32:11she said to me,
32:12I'm not downsizing.
32:13My life is about
32:14upward movement.
32:16I'm not going back.
32:17And we're done.
32:18Are you guys still,
32:19like, agent?
32:21No.
32:21No, it's better
32:21to just keep the friendship.
32:23Yeah.
32:23We're going to be friends.
32:24While I know
32:25his heart is in the right place,
32:27his approach is too aggressive.
32:29I don't want to hear
32:30about it anymore.
32:31What's your money game like, girl?
32:34I just started OnlyFans.
32:35You started an OnlyFans?
32:36I just started an OnlyFans.
32:38I saw it.
32:38Are your feet on there?
32:40Are your feet on there?
32:41I've done a feet shot.
32:42I'm so jealous.
32:44They buy you gifts.
32:45I'll say, like,
32:45oh, look,
32:46my toenail polish chip.
32:47Can someone send me
32:48$300 for a pedicure?
32:50Golnesa is such a good girl.
32:52Even though people
32:52see her as, like,
32:54a exotic, you know,
32:56just force of nature,
32:58I can't see Golnesa
33:00leaning in
33:01to that full-fledged
33:03OnlyFans girl.
33:04I post much less risque
33:07on my OnlyFans
33:09than I have in my lingerie
33:10shoes for my sex work.
33:11Yeah.
33:14No wonder
33:15the bitch is looking
33:16a $10,000 house in.
33:19Cheers to the OnlyFans.
33:21Cheers.
33:22Two monies.
33:27Oh, well.
33:28If we both weren't
33:30short kings,
33:31this would be more awkward.
33:32Yeah, right?
33:33How many people
33:34have your head in here?
33:35What do you mean?
33:36Oh, God.
33:37Am I sitting on something?
33:38No, you're not.
33:39Oh, God.
33:45Belly.
33:49Peep, peep, peep, peep,
33:50belly.
33:52You like this little
33:53parmesan?
33:54Want to know?
34:02I think you're going to like it.
34:04Oh, cute.
34:04This is nice.
34:05This is very pretty.
34:06Good job.
34:07I'm just taking a photo of you.
34:08No, take a picture
34:09with everything around.
34:10Just stop talking.
34:11One, two.
34:13Okay.
34:14Did you take it?
34:14Yeah.
34:15The steak looks amazing.
34:17When's the last time
34:18we did this?
34:18It's been a while.
34:20I mean,
34:21I feel like we do it
34:22like at least once
34:24every two weeks,
34:25but not like this.
34:27I mean,
34:27you're always out.
34:29Good.
34:29You're out all the time.
34:30My going out
34:31is going to a friend's house.
34:32I'm not going out
34:33to like some fancy dinner.
34:34Maybe it's not a good look.
34:35Like, you know,
34:36you're a married woman.
34:37You're always out.
34:38I don't know.
34:38Not that I'm insecure about it.
34:40I just don't like
34:41the thought of,
34:42let's say,
34:42somebody,
34:42some man like staring
34:43at my wife
34:44or looking at her
34:45and giving her
34:45the eye.
34:46I don't like that.
34:48I don't know.
34:49Maybe it's kind of like
34:50an Armenian old school mentality.
34:52My mom was never out.
34:54She was always home.
34:55If I'm at a friend's house
34:56having a couple drinks,
34:58that's a harmless thing.
34:59That's all we're talking about too, though.
35:00But if I sit,
35:01let's say,
35:01if I'm at,
35:02the Beverly Hills Hotel bar
35:04and some girl says,
35:07oh, what's your Instagram
35:08or whatever,
35:09you know?
35:10And I give it to her.
35:12Somehow you manage
35:12to do that every time.
35:14Yeah, but usually
35:14I'm just being nice.
35:15I'm not being like,
35:16I'm not being a creep.
35:18I don't want to,
35:19I don't put myself
35:20in those positions.
35:21You know?
35:22Yeah, it's,
35:23obviously it's going to happen.
35:25What, I give away
35:25my phone number and stuff?
35:27You have?
35:28Oh, God.
35:29Here we go.
35:31You have,
35:31we haven't fought over you
35:33giving your IG
35:34and your phone number out.
35:36Yeah, like eight,
35:37ten years ago, yeah.
35:38No, you just told me
35:39two months ago
35:40there was some weird girl
35:41texting at 2 a.m.
35:42because you gave her number.
35:43I was just being nice
35:43because I was with my friends
35:45at zero attraction to her.
35:47There was nothing.
35:47There's really no need
35:48for her to be bringing
35:49that up at all.
35:50A couple of girls
35:51were out of town.
35:52They're asking me where to go.
35:53I had zero interest.
35:55And I just gave her my number.
35:56I got a text at two
35:57in the morning saying,
35:58hey, baby, what are you?
36:02So the first thing I did
36:03was I went to my wife.
36:04I'm like, look at this person.
36:05If I had something to hide,
36:06that's the last thing.
36:07I'd be deleting that text.
36:09I'm not that guy anymore.
36:10I just feel
36:12if you're going to say
36:14you can't go to Beverly Hills,
36:15then you better then not do that.
36:17It's like, which is it, right?
36:19It does seem a little insecure.
36:22He literally ran to me
36:23and he told me this story.
36:24So I'm happy to hear
36:25your insecurities,
36:26but you have to, like,
36:28approach it differently.
36:30You bring it up
36:31being this concern,
36:32then it makes me think
36:33of the things that you do
36:34and it's just not
36:35a two-way street.
36:36So what's your idea
36:39of communication?
36:39I could even tell you
36:41about my skincare line
36:42or something you even
36:44ask me sometimes
36:45and I'm responding to you
36:47and you're not listening.
36:48I can't focus on, like,
36:51oh, do you like this dress
36:52that I bought?
36:53I can't focus on shit like that.
36:53Okay, don't even do that
36:54because that's very unfair
36:56to my personality.
36:58This is why we can't communicate.
37:05Like, I guess my whole point is,
37:07like, I have come to
37:08a very comfortable
37:09space right now
37:10where I don't communicate.
37:14So,
37:14that's a problem.
37:30It's just,
37:31I'm tired of
37:32talking about the same shit
37:34all the time.
37:39How do we get here?
37:40How do we get here?
37:54I think it's just
37:56what is prioritized
37:58in our minds
37:59and how we show each other
38:00to prioritize it.
38:02Where you feel important
38:04and I feel important.
38:05I think that
38:06we can make it
38:07a plan to
38:09get these things
38:11in order.
38:12I'm happy that
38:13we had this chat.
38:15I don't want to
38:15ever make you cry.
38:17I just think that
38:17what I expect is effort
38:19and really putting in
38:21the work.
38:22We have to make a change
38:23towards actually
38:24hearing each other
38:24and I think
38:25that's our main objective
38:26is to be on that path
38:27of just growing together.
38:30This is day one
38:32of starting fresh.
38:42You're married,
38:43an amazing husband
38:44who listens to you.
38:47I just want you
38:48to be more like
38:49pet you
38:52and kiss me.
38:55I do all these things
38:57minus pet you.
38:58See?
39:01You're listening.
39:08Watch your step.
39:09Yes.
39:10Hello.
39:12I already know
39:13what I want.
39:14I get the same thing
39:14every time I come
39:15so if you want to
39:15check out the menu
39:16more than welcome.
39:16Can you tell me
39:17what is it?
39:18I get the blue jam
39:19Benedict.
39:21Look at the picture
39:22of this omelet.
39:23Oh yeah.
39:23Doesn't it look attractive?
39:25Beautiful.
39:26Isn't it beautiful?
39:26Beautiful.
39:27Put that on a wall.
39:28I like to order this.
39:30This is something different.
39:31No one's stopping you, kid.
39:32No one's stopping you.
39:33So let me get
39:35to why I wanted
39:37to have a plan
39:38with you today.
39:38I was talking
39:39to yesterday
39:40about her marriage.
39:41Is she happy?
39:43She told me
39:44she's not
39:45because
39:46she doesn't feel
39:48safe
39:49in this marriage
39:50and you should
39:51spend more quality
39:52time together.
39:53We do.
39:54You have her
39:55interpretation
39:56and she's been
39:57the same way
39:58for 10 years.
39:58She's crazy.
39:59I have a good
40:00relationship with Vida.
40:01Could be better
40:02for sure.
40:03I mean,
40:04Vida's super critical
40:05about everything.
40:06So with Vida,
40:07sometimes it can be
40:08a little bit
40:09of a headbutt.
40:10I just got engaged.
40:11Oh yeah.
40:13Vida.
40:14Does anybody
40:14has magnifying glass?
40:17It's true.
40:18Vida, Jimmy.
40:20Did you hear that?
40:21I love this ring
40:22more than anything.
40:24You have to do something
40:24to improve
40:25your relationship.
40:27I'm good.
40:28No, what can you do?
40:28No, for her sake too.
40:30We've been together
40:31for 10 years.
40:32What are we going
40:32to improve upon it?
40:33But I'm not going
40:34to have someone
40:35tell me
40:36that I need to change.
40:38The way you explain,
40:39it seems like
40:40you know everything.
40:41Not at all.
40:42Which you don't.
40:43You don't either.
40:44And you talk about you.
40:45I know.
40:45I know much more
40:46than you.
40:47All day.
40:49Darth Vida's
40:49on another level.
40:50She's on another level.
40:52We are very different.
40:53We come from
40:54different places.
40:55I grew up
40:56in Queens.
40:58Real deal gangsters
40:59came from my neighborhood.
41:00I was 13
41:01when my mother died.
41:03No dad in the picture.
41:05I used to sleep
41:06in a park,
41:06on a park bench.
41:08My wife,
41:09she's super critical.
41:10She should be grateful.
41:11I feel like
41:12I'm a good husband.
41:13I'm a good dad.
41:14You know what I mean?
41:15I'm not out in the bar.
41:16I'm not at the TV club.
41:18I'm a loyal guy.
41:20It bothers me
41:21and makes me upset.
41:22I don't deserve that.
41:23I get triggered
41:33because the faults
41:34in my wife
41:35I see coming from you.
41:38From the disagreements
41:40and the way
41:41that you guys
41:41will talk to each other
41:42and then she'll get mad at me
41:44or then you're snippy
41:45and then you're leaving.
41:46It's not healthy
41:47for one,
41:48but now I got
41:49a little guy
41:50and he sees us.
41:52Does he think
41:53that that's now
41:53okay for him?
41:56But are you happy?
41:58I'm very happy.
41:59But she doesn't feel
42:00that way.
42:04She's not happy.
42:06Then she should get divorced.
42:08Next time on
42:18The Valley Persian Style.
42:21The bully is not a Persian dish,
42:24but if he likes to make it,
42:25good for him.
42:26He looks so cute.
42:27I know.
42:29Are you an option for me?
42:31I asked you to do something
42:33and you couldn't deliver.
42:34You know what?
42:34I'm a big failure.
42:37Dennis and I dated
42:37for about four months
42:39and we got married.
42:41Go yourself.
42:42You're acting like
42:42I left you
42:43just to be with her.
42:44What is this?
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