Patient Porky

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Patient Porky is a classic animated short featuring the beloved character Porky Pig in a humorous hospital setting. Known for its lighthearted comedy and timeless animation style, this cartoon delivers slapstick humor, funny situations, and the charm of early Golden Age cartoons. A fun and nostalgic watch for fans of vintage animation and classic cartoon comedy.

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00:00The End

00:30The patient is doing nicely, calling surgery, calling surgery, Dr. Ehrlich, calling Dr. Ehrlich, calling Dr. Cyclops, calling Dr. Cyclops.

00:53Going up, first floor, AQ, asthma, anemia, arthritis, aches, and apoplexy.

01:00Second floor, beriberi, biliousness, bronchitis, bends, and blind staggers.

01:08Third floor, colds, cramps, convulsions, columns, calluses, concussions, and curvatures of all kinds.

01:16Correction!

01:30Good morning, patients.

01:49Hello, Dr. Christian.

01:52And how's a sore throat this morning?

02:05I can't talk above a whisper.

02:10You can't what?

02:12I said...

02:14I can't talk above a whisper!

02:16Hey, Doc, how's me leg look today?

02:25Just a minute now.

02:27We'll have a look through the x-way.

02:30Hmm.

02:32Fine.

02:33Fine.

02:34The bones are beginning to knit.

02:36Watch this!

02:53T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!

02:54Palsy, palpitations, pimples, pleurisy, and pneumonia!

03:22My poor...

03:28Tummy!

03:29Oh.

03:31Oh, is there a doctor in the house?

03:35Oh.

03:37A doctor?

03:45Yes, sir.

03:48What can I do for you?

03:49My card!

03:52I had a birthday party, and I guess I ate too. I made a peg of myself.

04:02Well, let's have a look.

04:11My, my.

04:16This is bad. Here, let me help you.

04:20Oh, careful now. Take it easy. Gently.

04:28Hey, gang, I'll make some tea and we'll cut the cake.

04:37Look, fellas, I got a patient. I got a patient.

04:41I've got a terrific urgent to be a famous surgeon,

04:44and I'm gonna start out to carve my new career.

04:47Look out.

04:48The patients always show a lot of indecision,

04:51but afterwards they brag about their big incision.

04:55You'll get to the seat of your trouble,

04:56although it costs you double...

04:58Get your program, programs, programs,

05:01hey, programs, get your official program.

05:04You can't tell one rib from another without a program.

05:07Hey, Major Rabbit.

05:08An operation must be done exactly right.

05:11We're wishing what's up on your own thing.

05:21Hey, what's the big idea?

05:24Hey, Major Rabbit.

05:52Christmas?

05:56Oh, wait.

06:03That's all, folks.

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