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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy even dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No, she's perfect.
00:00:23I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:40Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:00:57Come on!
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:05Oh, two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:21Let's move if they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:24There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:29And Americans in their parties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:51Mission accomplished.
00:01:52she wants to go scuba diving i'll take her there might be a little oxygen malfunction
00:02:11she'll die doing what she loves no one will suspect a murder i'll even take care of her
00:02:17grandma too and everything is going to be mine it's just crazy about you man the mansion
00:02:24the porsche hey don't you feel anything for her yeah sure i do i just love money more can you blame
00:02:32me come on here to getting rich and not having to work for it my dream wedding is a complete sham
00:02:40he doesn't want to marry me he wants to kill me no careful what does being pretty give you a pass
00:02:54on basic manners i'm sorry i'm a little busy having the worst day of my life
00:02:58another runaway bride classic
00:03:14grandma
00:03:20everything hurts
00:03:39why do i sound like a dude what what the hell are you doing in here what am i doing here
00:03:49i saved your life five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real
00:03:55why couldn't you have done this sooner you would have saved me a lot of time
00:03:58but you'll be dead and i'll be rich oh honey oh you're awake thank god
00:04:10oh oh oh oh oh pants yourself motherfucker she knows about my plan no no way
00:04:24what do you mean that my grandma's dead what happened tell me what the hell is wrong with you
00:04:29listen you can screw with me you can kill me you can do whatever you want to stay away from my grandma you
00:04:32got it what the hell what the hell what the hell oh my god am i dead is this some freaky afterlife
00:04:47glitch why the hell am i inside someone else oh my god oh my god oh my god this isn't real this isn't
00:04:53this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real this isn't
00:05:00what
00:05:05i'm alive wait what what what's going on who the hell are you what are you doing in my body
00:05:11i was about to ask you the same thing what did you do
00:05:14you're that suicidal bride you're that jerk who crashed into me oh my god okay what should we do
00:05:23my identity is complicated if you don't want any trouble you need to stay with me 24 7.
00:05:28excuse me i'm blair woods heirs to the woods family i'm not going to spend 24 7 with a filthy stranger
00:05:34stranger fine let's get married what oh my god you're completely insane
00:05:40you were running from your wedding right okay i'll go back and tell them now i changed my mind
00:05:45the wedding is back on no no no no no he's trying to kill me absolutely not you cannot do that
00:05:50blur it's your choice him or me it's your choice him or me
00:06:13what the hell my boyfriend says you're trash so congrats your jobs
00:06:20okay you need to work with me here too short excuse me they're too short
00:06:27what what are you doing this guy is obviously you think you don't fall for a pretty boy act like
00:06:35his okay well it's better be a pretty boy than a murderous con man so and you know what guys who
00:06:40try to kill women for money don't get to marry me i mean i'm beyonce so dream on loser what
00:06:46the blair i'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses okay
00:06:56well your taste in men sucks that guy's a coward
00:07:00fine fine fine fine okay let's get married on one condition we try to switch back first and if that
00:07:07doesn't work then we'll meet you at the church fair enough don't disappoint me beyonce
00:07:15okay okay but like how do we switch back can we just like crash into each other again i'm game go
00:07:25stand in the middle of the road i'll grab my car you know i'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill so
00:07:29screw it let's get married get ready to kneel kneel yeah
00:07:41all right 857
00:07:46all right what's your name uh blair woods buddy i asked your name not your fiance's
00:07:51oh are you too sure about this yeah because i've seen a lot of couples come through here and
00:08:08i'm not going to lie this one might need a check up from the necker excuse me wait are you calling
00:08:12me crazy we're certain please process our application yeah please all right
00:08:29do you know when she's going to show up no oh great
00:08:32you're getting married dressed like this it's a fake marriage your highness stop whining
00:08:47it's a fake marriage your highness stop whining
00:08:52my first wedding and i'm going to be married to you yeah it's not like i'm thrilled about it either
00:08:55liam lowell do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife through wealth hardship
00:09:02and everything in between he does all right then in blair woods the same stuff wonderful
00:09:08take that as a yes now please exchange rings rings no we we are not at the kissing party
00:09:17yeah wow you really came prepared okay i now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss the bride
00:09:48hmm yep no i can't do it excuse me under normal circumstances you never get to
00:09:56kiss somebody like me in your entire life this is just a temporary arrangement
00:10:00it's such a sacred institution merely a convenience for youtube look pastor it's not really like we
00:10:06had a choice otherwise i wouldn't i i know you know me in my dreams you come visit and i make a scene
00:10:16you know we're passionate i really had a good kisser all night
00:10:20this ring is like insanely unique i never pegged you for the uh fossey sentimental type it's kind of hot
00:10:32though it was my foster mother's it was her husband's final gift to her oh my god no i'm so sorry this
00:10:38must be like super important to here you should take it back oh we're married cheers now plus i promised
00:10:44your grandma i'd protect you and i used that ring as a good luck charm for years now i can protect you
00:10:50instead no all right let's go home husband
00:10:55maybe you're not as annoying as i thought
00:11:08oh my god
00:11:22what are you doing i'm posting on my ig duh
00:11:24it's like totally where normal people live on tv is okay um well princess welcome to your new life
00:11:33follow me
00:11:46so this is it my closet is bigger than this entire place someone swore if we're richer or poorer back
00:11:52at the church was it all just for show okay well then by that same value you're stuck with me
00:11:56forever too so no forever is not that long you could die any day wow morbid but um are we sure about
00:12:04this place because we could always just like stay alive no not an option look if you want to stay alive
00:12:10you'll stay put right here why
00:12:13you're a salty little princess you don't know who i am what i do and you still follow me home
00:12:24aren't you afraid what i might do what oh what or what is that supposed to mean what are you playing
00:12:30to you look relax all i'm saying is we swapped bodies which means things might happen and if they
00:12:39do happen you need to accept it and stay quiet like what things well like the fact that the body
00:12:47you're in right now belongs to a secret agent
00:12:53i'm sorry i'm sorry a what
00:13:01i'm sorry i'm sorry a what
00:13:04i knew he was trouble this is what i get for trusting a hot stranger i need to get out of here
00:13:19are you trying to leave it's too late my identity is classified you know too much okay wait just
00:13:26please don't tell me i'll stay quick i swear okay relax look as long as you don't do anything stupid
00:13:31i won't touch you you're my wife wait a second okay so if you're a secret agent doesn't mean people
00:13:40are like trying to kill you exactly that's why i brought you here this is a safe house and if you
00:13:48want to stay alive you need to stay close to me i never thought i would live in with a secret agent yeah
00:13:55get used to it go wash up it's almost bedtime but there's only one bed
00:14:10no no no it was on the bed you get the couch no move it this is my bed don't you have any
00:14:15chivalry it's ladies first i am a secret agent not a knight besides take a look in the mirror are you
00:14:20really a lady wait i don't care i'm sleeping in this bed for the record this is my house
00:14:26well didn't you say you're gonna protect me and now i can't even sleep in a real bed
00:14:32fine you take the bed thank you no funny business close the door
00:14:37i never thought i'd actually get married
00:14:55wait no way am i actually catching feelings for that entitled princess
00:15:07oh my god what happened what what happened this this is worse than a gas station next to lax
00:15:21what what is this is this supposed to be soap yeah obviously listen up babe if this sketchy soap
00:15:27comes near that face worth an estimated 30 million dollars in skincare i will legit
00:15:32eat your favorite appendage straight down the toilet got it grab your wallet it's time for retail therapy
00:15:43let's go
00:15:43oh god this woman is terrified what are you doing
00:15:59trust process
00:16:12hey don't move be a good girl okay
00:16:24oh
00:16:42slay oh wow this your face really is worth 30 million dollars
00:16:49oh look you're finally getting good taste welcome to the globe club
00:16:53this shade would look fire on you do you want to try no
00:17:01i'll take everything ma'am these are limited edition they're like a hundred dollars each
00:17:08my treat
00:17:08okay okay okay so like how does this work all right put that down i'll show you
00:17:20okay
00:17:35okay uh don't move or when i cut you wait you're gonna put that on no what yeah i'm here
00:17:51is it hot in here or am i crushing on my own face
00:17:58okay don't worry you can rinse it off in your shower oh a shower
00:18:02all right
00:18:22all right no peeking yeah trust me your body's not really on my must-see list
00:18:27ouch really much okay watch it careful
00:18:40so many name raven should i pick it up um yeah um whatever he says just say
00:18:57mm-hmm simple
00:18:59yo man you've been straight up ghost mode for days do you miss me or what
00:19:08mm-hmm let me guess you dodging another hit squad or something again
00:19:14mm-hmm figures you're basically untouchable anyway i got you a fresh gig lined up buzz me up and i'm
00:19:22waiting downstairs oh mm-hmm so your boy's outside and he said something about on the ship what what
00:19:32the hell did you agree well you told me that mm-hmm so i wait hold up what are you doing what is your
00:19:44problem at least on some other work
00:19:57well it's about time you let me in i
00:19:59am i interrupting something
00:20:19so who's this my husband
00:20:23uh i mean it's my wife bro you got married since when
00:20:31the uh yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life and uh just we clicked instantly and
00:20:42decided to get married no problem wow you know i thought you and i really did have something
00:20:47but here you are getting married and not even telling me okay don't get any weird ideas i am
00:20:53straight so what brings you here in the middle of the night
00:21:01okay don't get any weird ideas i'm straight so what brings you here in the middle of the night
00:21:08i'm starting to see why you two are endgame she's as extra as you are
00:21:11anywho could you tell your girl to dip this is real talk no man she's good she uh she knows what's
00:21:19up she she we don't gatekeep in this marriage bro you do realize that we are in an industry that will
00:21:24literally chew you up and spit you out the moment they go soft right get to the point skip the filler
00:21:34hold on
00:21:34don't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life i tried to touch it once and you
00:21:43nearly snapped my wrist yeah yeah i gave it to her problem wow she really must be the one anyway
00:21:56here's your newest tip no it's not happening can't you see we just got married we are on our honeymoon
00:22:01bro you've been off the grid way too long
00:22:07you don't take this mission you fail the monthly evaluation which means you face the death challenges
00:22:14your wife or your life make your choice
00:22:22anyone can wait he'll take the job that's the spirit
00:22:26good luck you two lovebirds
00:22:34okay you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent commission thing right
00:22:38no relax i'll handle it
00:22:46come on
00:22:49hello blair woods you got married and didn't tell me
00:22:56you're so dead
00:23:04well care to explain yourself yeah he's a love of my life i'm all in
00:23:12what's the feeling
00:23:16well care to explain yourself yeah he's a love of my life i'm all in
00:23:22wrong with some feeling
00:23:28two days ago you dipped out of your engagement and now you marry this rando
00:23:34not on my watch think about the family's reputation no grandma grandma please please we truly love each
00:23:42one of my children
00:23:48yeah he is so sweet
00:23:52grandma it's real love i swear i'll i'll hand over all my password okay bank accounts crypto netflix
00:23:59literally everything what
00:24:04yeah he is gonna give me everything we don't need this pocket change
00:24:11we don't need this pocket change but fine if this kid makes you happy then
00:24:17how do you know about my migraines
00:24:38uh blair to oh she mentioned it in passing they get really bad when you're stressed out
00:24:44i just thought i'd learn some hacks
00:24:47yeah just in case
00:24:49that's very sweet actually the last one couldn't even pretend to care what he did was ask me for my money
00:24:59i can't believe i was so blind grandma must be really disappointed in me
00:25:04my bad grandma but it's over from now on i'm taking back full control
00:25:11sweetheart i get it a bad marriage is hell and even if it's moments before the vows you can walk away
00:25:18so love who you love
00:25:24as for you
00:25:27i ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter
00:25:30you'll regret it for the rest of your life
00:25:36as for you
00:25:38if i ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter
00:25:43you'll regret it for the rest of your life
00:25:46grandma i'm your precious granddaughter
00:26:00what's going on
00:26:01game time target's been spotted
00:26:11where is he
00:26:13what is taking him so long
00:26:16oh my god
00:26:18what happened what happened
00:26:22here let up
00:26:24no no don't pass out don't pass out stay with me stay with me
00:26:26what happened did somebody ambush you mission's done but someone tagged me
00:26:32can't find the damn wound i can't stop the bleeding that's it we're going to the ER no
00:26:39that's it we're going to the ER no no hospitals it's too risky you help me find the bullet hole i'll
00:26:45patch the wind myself okay okay uh
00:26:58leo
00:26:58what day is it are you seriously checking a calendar while i'm bleeding out
00:27:08plot twist so you actually didn't get shot
00:27:11you just got your period sorry babe
00:27:22oh wait here breathe with me
00:27:24what's your play here i'm helping you with your cramps
00:27:32by holding my hands
00:27:33science
00:27:36studies show the holding hands of people you care about actually reduces pain so
00:27:40even for fake couples
00:27:45studies show the holding hands of people you care about actually reduces pain so
00:27:48even for fake couples you know maybe you should try not talking oh and maybe you should stop
00:27:54reading fake news it's not fake news
00:28:01so
00:28:04are you feeling any better now i actually do feel less wrecked told you
00:28:11honestly i don't normally grant this bad but i'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help
00:28:15yeah your endurance sucks but i showed up that she nearly took me out
00:28:20looks like i'm flunking this evaluation
00:28:26why do you do it like real talk why do you do it the super secret agent stuff
00:28:31just seems like dangerous to have
00:28:34for my foster mom
00:28:37this is her
00:28:38well she looks really kind she was
00:28:51she taught me how to survive
00:28:53this is how you got in the agency
00:28:58yeah
00:29:00i won't disappoint her
00:29:03okay i'll help you
00:29:04is the evaluation get your spot back no absolutely not end of discussion
00:29:12but no no absolutely not end of discussion you're not doing it i can't let you risk your life
00:29:18okay well uh besides me who else is going to help you the body's yours the muscle memory's still
00:29:24there and all the other stuff i don't know i mean like teacher you're the super secret agent right
00:29:29i don't think you understand how dangerous this job is
00:29:34i can't afford to lose you too
00:29:36okay all right come on what you're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body
00:29:42forever no i'm not doing this for free i want three favors from you non-negotiable
00:29:48what the hell just happened did she seriously just pat my head like i'm a puppy
00:30:03why why did that make me feel weirdly happy all right get it together liam it was just a kiss
00:30:09oh god what did i just do did i kiss him why the hell would i kiss him wait do i like him
00:30:39wow you can actually cook for a second i was thinking of promoting you to my future husband okay
00:30:46enough talking eat up it's the last moment of happiness you'll have today
00:30:57this is the whole point that's just the table of contents okay so just out of curiosity is it too late to back
00:31:04it's like i don't know
00:31:1349 50. okay keep going don't slow down this plan isn't humane that was just the warm-up
00:31:22uh what oh oh damn my body's kind of hot
00:31:34hi oh oh oh damn my body's kind of hot okay answer yourself that's enough for today i'll make you a protein
00:31:43okay relax that's your own body when we switch back i'm so writing a fantasy novel about this kissing myself
00:32:10a memoir don't you dare oh god don't flatter yourself the main character's not gonna be based on you
00:32:14that's even worse
00:32:17anyway after lunch i have something special to show you oh let me guess uh rare jewelry
00:32:24h and r and x oh i know uh limited edition hair vest
00:32:28my babies impressive right these are what you call babies god i never should trust somebody who washes
00:32:41their face with bar soap now just pick one for me no you have to touch it yourself you'll know which one's
00:32:49right you're my wife now i won't allow anything to compromise your safety well technically i'm your
00:32:56husband well then pick a damn gun dear husband
00:33:07how about this one not bad it's an m200 longest range sniper rifle on earth
00:33:13but it's bolt action it's definitely not beginner friendly
00:33:19okay this is fun
00:33:22hey raise your weapon gun up
00:33:47tuck your elbow in
00:33:52tuck your elbow in
00:33:54are you listening
00:34:00are you even listening to me yeah
00:34:01are you listening to me yeah please
00:34:04okay
00:34:05lesson one observation
00:34:09choose any target you want
00:34:11okay so i will just
00:34:18wait oh my god that's tasha
00:34:21pasta pasta my bestie oh that is wild what are the odds oh my god i'm gonna text her later
00:34:35who's cheating bastards
00:34:40oh no you're not
00:34:47well don't you look sexy
00:34:52so what happened with you and blair i want to talk about it some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere
00:34:58and stole her from me what and you just gave up
00:35:02what do you know how hard i work to introduce you to that cash route do you have any idea how
00:35:08difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible
00:35:14i'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog it's pathetic
00:35:21honey honey just stick with it a little longer do it for our baby we need her money
00:35:33uh i did everything for her
00:35:43i gave her everything when the mean girls bullied her at school who confronted him me
00:35:52and now she has the nerve to play kissy face with me okay you've been crying for three hours
00:35:58if you're that upset why don't you just say something i know you know what i should have
00:36:05i should have they're not going to get away with this
00:36:08they used me for my money and i'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off crazy
00:36:17and now she has the nerve to ask me out
00:36:29fine fine
00:36:30you want to play let's play
00:36:40wait you know i fully endorse you giving them a reality check but i am terrible with
00:36:45formula well and i suck at being a secret agent but you still owe me three favors remember wow okay
00:36:50so you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work let's go to your husband
00:37:07where
00:37:16i haven't been able to stop thinking about you since
00:37:20you left me at the engagement party i get it i messed up and i'm sorry okay but i just i can't
00:37:27imagine life without you and hey i'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men
00:37:36if you just get back with me this manipulative piece of trash
00:37:47you must be blair's new guy i'm tasha her best friend oh you mean the kind of best friend who
00:37:56sleeps with her fiancee oh you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiancee
00:38:02that's new don't be like that you're kind of hot you know no wonder blair chose to be with you
00:38:13i have some self-respect and for the record i am not blair's boyfriend i'm a husband what
00:38:21already married well can't say i'm surprised blair's gorgeous and rich sure but in case you don't know
00:38:30she literally ran out on her wedding such a spoiled brat okay so then what's this this little
00:38:36ambush thing today is that all part of your master plan to force her back with ethan what do you get
00:38:40out of all this what do i get out of this oh baby nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable
00:38:49oh my god i'm grateful you're one girl absolutely shameless i feel sorry for her boyfriend
00:38:56or a guy blair i just want to know what i did wrong you leaving wrecked me and i just want you to give
00:39:04us another chance what you're the one who's wrecked god what's next you're gonna say you have morning
00:39:09sickness because of me hey you
00:39:18backstabbing bitch you like sharing men so much keep your shared man to yourself
00:39:26are you insane you you're making things up oh that's how it's gonna go all right
00:39:34everyone airdrops on
00:39:46you bitch you spied on me watch out
00:39:51you cheated you lied and now you want to hit a woman oh nice job ethan you are a disgrace to
00:39:58mankind oh you're scared now five minutes ago you were such a badass if you ever show your face again
00:40:03i will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time
00:40:07both of you are gonna regret this you better watch your backs please
00:40:26did you see this face this is so exciting wait how did you get this footage oh please my line of work
00:40:34i pick up a few hacking skills i don't think so
00:40:43whatever
00:40:47damn it nobody makes a fool out of me time to activate our little problem solver i'm going to destroy blair woods
00:40:57completely
00:41:03oh
00:41:05shit can you help me with this
00:41:15hello miss woods you need to get back to the office right now something's gone down
00:41:20okay thank you bye jesus come on
00:41:36thank god you're here we've got a problem hey besties today we're confronting this
00:41:42woods company face to face let's get justice what exactly are you accusing yourself
00:41:48this this is what your cream did to my face what that is impossible our face creams are made with
00:41:57all natural products there's no additives and we've never had a reaction to this ever
00:42:01you're all saying this right thousands of you are watching don't let them dislike me
00:42:06fine if you claim this product did that i'll test it right now and if there's a reaction i'll double your
00:42:13compensation oh yeah go on enjoy this specially enhanced cream honey
00:42:28let me guess you're hoping i'd slather this sulfuric acid lace cream on my face and burn it off
00:42:33how the hell does she know run this to the lab compared to stock samples i want results in an hour
00:42:39what what no i would never do something like this do you know how important a face is to an
00:42:46influencer i i would never risk my own face just to frame you wait wait
00:42:54you dare question my wife's reputation nice sign that face rash is makeup are you serious
00:43:11attempted assault defamation fraud congratulations your career as an influencer is over
00:43:16the security no no no no i'm so sorry i didn't mean to it wasn't a mistake no let go of me let me go
00:43:35i'll admit you were surprisingly useful i know but something's bugging me
00:43:41how'd she get in here no clearance no invite it's weird right
00:43:44you might want to check for a mole within your company
00:43:52you clean that thing like a hundred times today are you still thinking about the mold
00:43:57someone let that liar waltz into your office that is not a rookie move
00:44:03i bet your ex-fiance ethan's behind it
00:44:07you got proof both of you are gonna regret this you better watch your backs
00:44:13i call it a secret agent's hunch
00:44:16one day
00:44:22i'm gonna blow his brains out
00:44:25all right we're age-based not assassins quit patting grab your jacket we're going out
00:44:39this place is nice no you're not here to party secret agents hq
00:44:43you see that bartender over there he's gonna take you to marion she hands out the assignments wait
00:44:55you're not coming with me well the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers so you'll have to go alone
00:45:00and just a heads up marion's a little obsessed
00:45:09of course she is you really have broken heart temperate huh relax i've never even touched you
00:45:16you're so messy
00:45:17you're so messy
00:45:28Hey, Brady, you alone?
00:45:44I'm gonna get you a drink.
00:45:48Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:50Let's have a little fun.
00:45:51Fuck off.
00:45:54Come on, just relax a little.
00:45:56It's all right, won't you?
00:45:58Do you want to play rough, you little bitch?
00:46:17Okay, look, you have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:21I mean, I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:23And I'm giving you one.
00:46:24After we handle more pressing matters, you've got all night, baby.
00:46:33Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:37Sorry, baby.
00:46:39Not tonight.
00:46:41Let me guess.
00:46:42This is about her?
00:46:44What?
00:46:44Are you serious?
00:46:50You've turned me down for months, and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me, that is not that girl.
00:46:58That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:01The elite agent, Ray?
00:47:02Obviously.
00:47:04She's a nobody.
00:47:05She's a nobody.
00:47:09Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so...
00:47:13An agent dreaming of love like some civilian.
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:26Wake up.
00:47:27This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:29There's no room for mistakes.
00:47:32Right.
00:47:33Well, save your concern.
00:47:44Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:50Of course.
00:47:51He's married Blair.
00:47:53It could compromise everything.
00:47:54Even better.
00:48:01That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:04Let's see if my little bird stays loyal.
00:48:08Or breaks.
00:48:13You little bitch, you want to play rough?
00:48:15You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:48:19Nighthawk?
00:48:27Wait.
00:48:28Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:29Nighthawk.
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:30My God.
00:48:31Are you deaf?
00:48:32She said no.
00:48:33Listen, Nighthawk, please.
00:48:34I didn't know.
00:48:34I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:37You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:39Get lost.
00:48:40Get lost.
00:48:43Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:49I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:04It's not your fault.
00:49:06I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was right back in my childhood, trying to survive.
00:49:16Yeah.
00:49:16Don't worry.
00:49:23From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:40Okay, careful.
00:49:41If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like...
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:47No, I...
00:49:47You're in my body.
00:49:49I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:51Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:55No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:57It's nothing between us.
00:49:59I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:03But I mean, we...
00:50:07I technically were already married, so you could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:14I'll take care of you.
00:50:16It's not my way of living.
00:50:18Besides, you're my wife.
00:50:21I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:23But who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:25Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:31We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:35Uh...
00:50:35Yeah, I mean, not ideal.
00:50:39But, um...
00:50:41I don't know.
00:50:41I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:45Well, if you're around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:56And then I'll just study really hard at being good at six.
00:50:59As a man.
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:01Um...
00:51:02No, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:04It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:09Oh, my God.
00:51:09I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:15Um, let's get back to business.
00:51:18Find out who our next target is.
00:51:21Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:27Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:28No, come on.
00:51:28I am not an international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:33That's a mistake.
00:51:34No.
00:51:36You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:38They call it the X-Files.
00:51:41It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:46You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:51Ethan.
00:51:52Son of a bitch.
00:51:54Okay.
00:51:54Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:11It's definitely been helpful.
00:52:13Fine.
00:52:15Okay, let's play dirty.
00:52:17I'll play dirty.
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:19So, you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:23Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:25Back when I was stupid.
00:52:27And I'm gonna take it back.
00:52:30Done.
00:52:31Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:34Bastard.
00:52:38Looks like your email's working.
00:52:40Hmm?
00:52:41Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:45Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:49Everyone knows you cheated on the Woods heiress.
00:52:52Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:55So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:58What the hell is PR doing then?
00:53:00Get those headlines scrubbed.
00:53:02Now!
00:53:03Let's be real.
00:53:04Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got.
00:53:08Do the right thing, Ethan.
00:53:10Step down now.
00:53:12Or, I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:17Step down?
00:53:18I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:20You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:22Are you sure about that?
00:53:24Blair.
00:53:25You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:29Is this your company?
00:53:31Security?
00:53:33What do you want me to do?
00:53:35Remove that.
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove that.
00:53:39Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:40We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:42We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:43What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:47Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:48We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:49We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:51What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:53Well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:53:55Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company, making her the majority shareholder, and as such, the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:12Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake, you are fired.
00:54:17No, no, no, no.
00:54:20You see, I built this company from nothing.
00:54:22You cannot just take it from me.
00:54:25Buddy, take a long, hard working year if you even have one.
00:54:28This company, I...
00:54:30My wife built it, and she gave it to you, and now she's taken it back.
00:54:34So, you got a problem?
00:54:35Oh, and one more thing.
00:54:37We know about the little influencer.
00:54:38We've already filed a suit for credit to the competition, so get ready to be served.
00:54:42Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:45I worked my ass off to get here, and you think you can just stroll and then take it?
00:54:50Can't I have one damn thing without you stealing it, too?
00:55:08Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:10I think you will see me, please.
00:55:13As long as you're safe.
00:55:24Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:27I don't care if you have to drag your own chains.
00:55:34If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:55:40Ten years retired.
00:55:43I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint and choppered here tonight.
00:55:48Desperate times, doctor.
00:55:49Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:51Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:55:53Come on, doc.
00:55:56Let's do this for love with some privacy.
00:56:09Why did you take the hit for me?
00:56:10I mean, what if you died?
00:56:17What the hell would I do then?
00:56:27It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:31If I could take the pain for you.
00:56:32I don't know.
00:56:33I don't know.
00:56:34I don't know.
00:56:34It'll be wrong.
00:56:35I don't know.
00:56:35I think it's interesting.
00:56:37I don't know.
00:56:38Oh, the hell.
00:56:39It hurts.
00:56:39You know, I don't know.
00:56:40I don't know.
00:56:41I don't know.
00:56:41I don't know.
00:56:43But I think you're on my prejudices.
00:56:53It hurts.
00:56:55I don't know.
00:56:56It hurts.
00:56:57No way, we switched back, no way, we switched back, Liam, Liam, wake up, we're back, we switched
00:57:19back.
00:57:27Wait, I haven't brushed my teeth or anything.
00:57:33I don't fucking care, waited too long.
00:57:41It's gone, everything's gone, you have to help me.
00:57:44Pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me.
00:57:48Gloria, you're the one who gave the order, this is on you.
00:57:51So, if you want your little secret going public, I suggest you help me.
00:57:56Finally, one last shot.
00:57:59I want Blair out of the picture, this time for good.
00:58:07How are you feeling?
00:58:11Do you want something?
00:58:15What, do you need something?
00:58:17Didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:19Didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21Yeah, well, I did some research.
00:58:23It turns out, uh, if it's somebody you love, it actually works.
00:58:29Yeah, well, I did some research.
00:58:31It turns out, uh, if it's somebody you love, it actually works.
00:58:34Um, okay.
00:58:39Well, since you're so into me, um, I guess you can stay in my husband for a little longer.
00:58:49Um, I'm gonna get some water.
00:59:18I'm gonna get some water.
00:59:27Wow.
00:59:28The infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman.
00:59:32It's romantic enough to make me cry.
00:59:36Almost.
00:59:37Can you not?
00:59:39What do you want?
00:59:40Does it ever occur to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43You get one life, Liam.
00:59:44How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
00:59:48He's right.
00:59:49As long as she's with me, she'll always be in danger.
00:59:53God, what the hell do I do?
00:59:54You know, I do have to break up this little soap opera, but you do realize that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:09Um, okay, I'm gonna just, you guys talk.
01:00:11Well, spit it out.
01:00:22Just a heads up, Liam.
01:00:23You blew off the mission.
01:00:25You pissed off the client.
01:00:26Glory's not exactly pleased with you.
01:00:29I'm just saying.
01:00:32Watch your back.
01:00:33Understood.
01:00:35But no one's touching Blair.
01:00:37Not now, not ever.
01:00:49All this fuss.
01:00:50For a girl.
01:00:54You know what's funny?
01:00:55You raise a little bird long enough,
01:00:57they start to think that they can fly.
01:01:00All on their own.
01:01:00I'm sorry, Liam.
01:01:03Save it.
01:01:04Go take your punishment.
01:01:11This Blair Woods
01:01:12has to die.
01:01:22Hey, Queen.
01:01:23What are you doing tonight?
01:01:25Wanna have some fun?
01:01:27Okay, cool.
01:01:30Liam, we should go dancing tonight.
01:01:33We can finally relax a bit.
01:01:35I'm not going.
01:01:38Figures.
01:01:39Guess you only stuck around because of the body swap.
01:01:42Real husband material, huh?
01:01:45We should probably finalize the divorce.
01:01:51What are you talking about?
01:01:53That was the deal, right?
01:01:54Once we switch back, we call it.
01:02:01Fine.
01:02:04It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways.
01:02:08Cheers.
01:02:19Cheers.
01:02:22You've been married for how long now?
01:02:24And we've never even seen your husband.
01:02:26Come on.
01:02:28Bring him out tonight.
01:02:30No, it's like a fake marriage.
01:02:32We're going to get divorced soon.
01:02:34Yeah, but you still like him, though.
01:02:35I mean, I...
01:02:39Then go for it.
01:02:41Playing it safe is never your style.
01:02:46Wait, no, girl.
01:02:47You are wasted.
01:02:49I'm calling a cab.
01:02:50No.
01:02:51No, come on.
01:02:52I never get to have fun anymore.
01:02:54Please, you can go out whenever you want.
01:02:57It's not like your husband's going to stop you.
01:02:59You don't have to say it like that.
01:03:01Oh, my God.
01:03:05Who is this hottie?
01:03:22Oh, my God.
01:03:23Who is that hottie?
01:03:25How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:28Blair?
01:03:28Who's this?
01:03:30I'm her husband.
01:03:32Nice to meet you.
01:03:34Damn, Blair.
01:03:35Where did you find him?
01:03:36He looks like he walked off a CQ cover.
01:03:39Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street.
01:03:43Seriously?
01:03:44Damn, girl.
01:03:44You are so lucky.
01:03:46What does he do?
01:03:48Um, he's...
01:03:51A model.
01:03:52Yeah.
01:03:53He's a model.
01:03:54I knew it!
01:03:55Come on, share with some photos.
01:03:58No, no, another time, I promise.
01:03:59But tonight, I'm going to steal my wife away from me because she's a little drunk.
01:04:03What?
01:04:03No.
01:04:05Bye, Blair.
01:04:07I'm back soon.
01:04:12Jeez, okay, slow down.
01:04:14No, you're going too fast.
01:04:17You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18Yeah, ma.
01:04:21Thanks, though.
01:04:22Thanks for what?
01:04:24For picking me up.
01:04:26Even though you ignored my calls.
01:04:28Asshole.
01:04:29Well, I want more than just a thanks.
01:04:35Okay.
01:04:37Just breathe.
01:04:39Yeah.
01:04:39I'm going to put you, uh, right here.
01:04:43Well...
01:04:44You okay?
01:04:48Thanks.
01:04:49I'm going to grab you some water.
01:04:52Wait here.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:53Ew.
01:04:53Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:55Ew.
01:04:56Ew.
01:04:56Ew.
01:04:57Ew.
01:04:57Ew.
01:04:58Ew.
01:04:58Ew.
01:04:59Ew.
01:04:59Ew.
01:05:00Ew.
01:05:00Ew.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Ew.
01:05:03Ew.
01:05:04Ew.
01:05:05Ew.
01:05:05Ew.
01:05:06Ew.
01:05:07Ew.
01:05:08Leon?
01:05:09What the hell?
01:05:11If you scream, I'll kill you.
01:05:22Blair!
01:05:24Blair!
01:05:28Shh.
01:05:33Shh.
01:05:34Ew.
01:05:35Ew.
01:05:36Ew.
01:05:37Ew.
01:05:47Ew.
01:05:47Well, well.
01:05:50I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:55Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:57I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:05:58that look i hate that look it makes me feel like i'm an insect who are you to look down on me
01:06:08well you are just a parasite living off of women's success so why would i respect you cute very cute
01:06:18keep running your mouth blair you're not getting out of here tonight
01:06:21you know the thought that i ever dated you makes me want to throw up
01:06:28nice well you want to know something fun blair do you i don't even want you dead someone else does
01:06:38you made enemies babe big ones
01:06:41raven i need you to get me blair's location use every connection you have no screw-ups
01:06:49but if you transfer all of your shares into my account i might just tell you who actually
01:06:58wants you dead
01:06:59in your dreams loser
01:07:03you are one ungrateful bitch
01:07:07a jam perfect a jam you got lucky
01:07:15probably not twice in a row
01:07:18hey blair
01:07:29are you okay
01:07:38you keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:40you okay
01:07:47you keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:50i was scared
01:07:52scared that you'd get hurt because of me
01:07:54but i'm done pushing you away blair
01:07:57i'm not gonna let you go again
01:07:59how the hell did you find us
01:08:04my turn
01:08:14who sent you
01:08:19you were in way over your head
01:08:24uh fine
01:08:30i'll tell you
01:08:32i'll tell you
01:08:34it was the agency
01:08:36you know
01:08:37the ones that the legendary night hawk works for
01:08:41and you guys pissed off
01:08:43the wrong viewers
01:08:44what
01:08:45stay behind me
01:08:54stay behind me
01:08:55nice liam
01:09:05still sharp
01:09:07just as i trained you
01:09:09couldn't even get the job done
01:09:18still the nerve to run his mouth
01:09:21pathetic
01:09:23oh
01:09:24sorry
01:09:25long time to see blair
01:09:28you're looking more in hell like your father all the time
01:09:34trust me
01:09:35that is not a compliment
01:09:37my father
01:09:41didn't anyone tell you
01:09:42i'm gloria
01:09:44liam's loving foster mom
01:09:46and your
01:09:48dear sweet aunt
01:09:50hey gloria
01:09:54what are you talking about
01:09:57of course your grandmother never mentioned me
01:10:01she only ever had eyes for her
01:10:03precious son
01:10:04but don't worry
01:10:06i killed your father
01:10:07i just think i'm gonna kill you
01:10:10and then little old witch is next
01:10:12you mean that my father's death wasn't an accident
01:10:16no
01:10:18no
01:10:18he got in my way
01:10:22you all did
01:10:23the woods family fortune
01:10:25should have been mine
01:10:27and you liam
01:10:31time to come home
01:10:34good boy
01:10:35so you're teasing her
01:10:48over me
01:10:49i'm not gonna let anyone hurt her
01:10:52not even you
01:10:54fine
01:10:56then you will die with her
01:10:58what's happening
01:11:05poison gas
01:11:07now lay down and die quietly
01:11:23won't you
01:11:23what's happening
01:11:27poison gas
01:11:28now lay down and die quietly
01:11:30won't you
01:11:31you're breathing the same
01:11:32as we are
01:11:33and you're still standing
01:11:34that means there must be
01:11:36an antidote
01:11:37clever
01:11:39must be that rotten
01:11:40wood family blood
01:11:41but knowing this
01:11:43won't save you
01:11:44i and
01:11:45i alone
01:11:46have the antidote
01:11:47you really are my finest creation
01:11:55was everything i did
01:11:56never enough for you
01:11:57i don't care
01:11:59i've never wanted it with mine
01:12:01and it will crush anywhere
01:12:02it gets in my way
01:12:03well i'm not your weapon
01:12:05if you try to hurt her
01:12:07i'm gonna fight you
01:12:08with everything you got
01:12:09even after everything that you did
01:12:30grandma still left half of her estate
01:12:33to you
01:12:34she never stopped loving you
01:12:36you don't deserve any of it
01:12:38you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:40why
01:12:42after we finish him
01:12:44you're next
01:12:46once i finish him
01:12:49you're next
01:12:50glory woods
01:12:55drop the weapon and surrender
01:12:56hands up in the air
01:12:59turn around slowly
01:13:00don't reach for anything
01:13:02drop the weapon now
01:13:03hands on top of your head
01:13:07stop moving
01:13:09don't resist lady
01:13:11turn around
01:13:11she's reaching for something
01:13:12okay
01:13:13step back
01:13:14wait a sec
01:13:16i swear
01:13:17i will kill them both
01:13:18glory
01:13:19stop
01:13:20your brother
01:13:22he died trying to save you
01:13:24you think he abandoned you
01:13:26gloria no
01:13:28he paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:31ten million dollars
01:13:33just to keep you safe
01:13:34he pushed you away
01:13:37just to protect you
01:13:39and
01:13:40even when you were gone
01:13:42he watched over you
01:13:44until the day he died
01:13:46you're lying
01:13:49you're just saying this
01:13:50you can't save her
01:13:51but i am not
01:13:53falling for it
01:13:54enough
01:13:55this
01:14:01ends here
01:14:02you're in the room
01:14:06put your hands behind me
01:14:07no
01:14:07no get off of me
01:14:08stop it
01:14:09who are you
01:14:10get the hell off of me
01:14:11who do you
01:14:12get the hell off of me
01:14:14you okay
01:14:15former intelligence operative gloria woods
01:14:29arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping
01:14:31source confirm she is the second daughter of the prominent woods family
01:14:36hey
01:14:37how did you find her
01:14:41you're good people
01:14:42don't let raven slack her vibe fool you
01:14:46like i'm just tracking his top tier
01:14:48didn't gloria use you for years
01:14:53aren't you angry
01:14:55i was
01:14:59but um
01:15:01i don't know
01:15:03now i just
01:15:04because i'm done
01:15:06caring
01:15:07from now on
01:15:12i'll be by your side
01:15:13wow
01:15:19wow
01:15:20beautiful
01:15:22okay just eat it
01:15:24i made it with love
01:15:25okay so uh
01:15:27forks are actually kind of a challenge to me right now
01:15:30oh
01:15:32okay so
01:15:33what i'm hearing is
01:15:35you want me to feed you
01:15:36okay
01:15:37okay
01:15:39you know i want more than pasta
01:15:44okay what
01:15:46you
01:15:47blair wins
01:16:01will you marry me
01:16:04again
01:16:06but for real to say
01:16:09yeah
01:16:11you
01:16:25you
01:16:27you
01:16:29you
01:16:31you
01:16:33you
01:16:35you
01:16:37you
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