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00:00:00I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:00:08Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:00:10That was unexpected.
00:00:17Real romantic, Watson.
00:00:19We need people to buy this, right?
00:00:25They signed a freaking contract?
00:00:27Unless we make it real.
00:00:37Then why are you shaking?
00:00:39You stay the hell away from me.
00:00:42He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:00:44I was Alex's fiance.
00:00:46Fiance?
00:00:47Sounds exciting.
00:00:51Xavier, wait.
00:00:53Stay away from me.
00:00:55We're done.
00:00:55Xavier, because all I ever wanted
00:00:57was to be with you.
00:01:13Is that Alex?
00:01:15Dang.
00:01:17No wonder you've taught most bangable on list
00:01:19in three years running.
00:01:21He's so fine.
00:01:22Yeah, rich daddy on the school board.
00:01:24Isn't it?
00:01:25Today's a student president election?
00:01:27No chance anyone's beating him.
00:01:30So, who's this new guy I'm up against?
00:01:33Any dirt?
00:01:34Xavier.
00:01:35Scholarship kid.
00:01:36Geeky.
00:01:37Still fit, though.
00:01:38Number two on the bangable list.
00:01:40So, right behind you.
00:01:42Bit of a loner?
00:01:44Never heard of him.
00:01:44I told you.
00:01:46Don't come home without the cash.
00:01:51Hey.
00:01:52This is St. Mountain High.
00:01:54Not a freaking pub.
00:01:58Fine.
00:01:59You won't outrun this.
00:02:02You okay?
00:02:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:02:13Not even a thank you?
00:02:15At least tell me your name.
00:02:18It's not important.
00:02:19I'll never look away.
00:02:21And that is Xavier Miller.
00:02:28All right, Xavier.
00:02:30I'll see you at the debate.
00:02:38All right, let's begin.
00:02:40The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
00:02:43Money that could have paid for students' transport
00:02:46who were working late.
00:02:47Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:02:53Just stating the facts.
00:02:55Uh, we're gonna take a quick five-minute recess.
00:03:01Here's another fact, genius.
00:03:03That extra money was used to help donate
00:03:05to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:03:07So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool
00:03:10for absolutely no reason?
00:03:17Oh, I need you.
00:03:23Like a father listens to the moon.
00:03:30I hope I'm not saying this too soon.
00:03:36But I'll do all I meant to do.
00:03:40Oh, I'm not saying this too soon.
00:03:44Oh, I'm not saying this too soon.
00:03:46What the actual fuck?
00:04:03Well, that was unexpected.
00:04:06Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:04:09I thought he got a gaze.
00:04:10Hey, you good?
00:04:13I want everything on him.
00:04:16And I mean everything.
00:04:18Yeah.
00:04:31I just sold the damn house.
00:04:37What?
00:04:37You had no right.
00:04:39That's all Mom left us.
00:04:41Where will we live now?
00:04:42You want to see your old man
00:04:44get beaten to death
00:04:46by lung sharks?
00:04:49I need the money.
00:04:52How about quitting the booze and gambling
00:04:54instead of wrecking our lives?
00:04:558 o'clock tonight's school cafe.
00:05:06Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:05:10I hear you laughing and I see you smile.
00:05:25You know that you're my everything.
00:05:32Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:05:34I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:05:39I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:05:50What?
00:05:51Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:05:56A contract?
00:05:58Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:06:00A real romantic, Watson.
00:06:04Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:06:09You see, you clearly need money.
00:06:12And I need to fix my reputation.
00:06:15And well, dating the school of scholarship golden boy
00:06:18is exactly the image boost I need right now.
00:06:20You investigated me?
00:06:21It's more like damage control.
00:06:26You see, you made me look like a fool
00:06:28in front of the entire school,
00:06:29so now you gotta fix it.
00:06:31If it weren't for the homophobia rumors,
00:06:34tanking your poll numbers,
00:06:35would you still want to date a guy?
00:06:39Hell no.
00:06:40No, no, no.
00:06:40You see, this is just business.
00:06:47Duration?
00:06:48Tell the election's over.
00:06:49Keep it professional, Watson.
00:07:02Don't get any ideas.
00:07:08Don't you worry.
00:07:10Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:07:11You look in my eyes
00:07:15and I already hope this lasts.
00:07:17Tryin' hard not to jump,
00:07:22not to move too fast.
00:07:24But we could go on and
00:07:29Could be right by the internet
00:07:32Boyfriend.
00:07:37Let the games begin,
00:07:39boyfriend.
00:07:42No one's watching us.
00:07:44You can drop the act now.
00:07:45You should probably tell your heart rate that.
00:07:47Jumpin' like crazy in there.
00:07:49Whatever.
00:07:50I'm leaving.
00:07:51Hey,
00:07:52did I say you could leave?
00:07:54We have a frat party to hit.
00:07:56It's time to show off
00:07:57St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:08:05Yeah.
00:08:07Is this part of the PR stunt too?
00:08:08Obviously one accidental kiss
00:08:11is not going to sell this relationship.
00:08:12How is it?
00:08:14Let's make it believable.
00:08:15Hey, look out!
00:08:16It's our star quarterback
00:08:17and his cute nerdy boyfriend.
00:08:21Watson, you're late.
00:08:22You know what that means, right?
00:08:23And the team, right?
00:08:27Let's go!
00:08:28All right, boys.
00:08:29Rules are simple.
00:08:30Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth.
00:08:32No hands allowed.
00:08:33No dropping.
00:08:34No dropping.
00:08:35No dropping.
00:08:36No dropping.
00:08:37No dropping.
00:08:37No dropping.
00:08:38No dropping.
00:08:38Do we really have to do this?
00:08:44Are you scared?
00:08:51Technically, this is not sanitary.
00:08:53Oh, so...
00:08:53Oh...
00:09:11Oh...
00:09:11Oh, so...
00:09:12And it ain't too hard to notice.
00:09:27Yo, what?
00:09:28That wasn't passive.
00:09:30That was straight up to beating him.
00:09:34Look at Xavier.
00:09:36He's turning it into a tomato.
00:09:38What the hell is wrong with you?
00:09:42We need people to buy this, right?
00:09:50What's that?
00:09:52Extra credit homework?
00:09:54Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples' chemistry.
00:09:56Voters aren't convinced.
00:10:00Well...
00:10:02Pro tip, genius.
00:10:04Kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
00:10:08You just ruined our chemistry reference.
00:10:20Voters want sparks.
00:10:22Not stats.
00:10:24And, uh, Mark set up that whole livestream thing,
00:10:26so I think it's time to show the world just how in love we are.
00:10:30You didn't think to ask me first?
00:10:32Contract clearly states you do what I say.
00:10:36Oh, won't you guys give the load of this?
00:10:40A robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
00:10:42What?
00:10:44Hey, Scotch is so worked up, huh?
00:10:48You need a shower.
00:10:52Fine.
00:10:54But you're joining me.
00:10:56And Mark's gonna livestream the whole thing.
00:11:00It's time to showcase those acting chops.
00:11:02You want to grab me a towel?
00:11:06You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
00:11:08I could walk out naked if you'd like.
00:11:10I could walk out naked if you'd like.
00:11:14What?
00:11:16Why?
00:11:17Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:11:18You can have a quick look if you'd like.
00:11:20Maybe, uh...
00:11:22A little touch?
00:11:24I'm not gonna stop you.
00:11:26What?
00:11:28Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:11:30You can have a quick look if you'd like.
00:11:32Maybe, uh...
00:11:34A little touch?
00:11:42I'm not gonna stop you.
00:11:46I'm not gonna stop you.
00:11:48by popular demand you asked and we answer question number one what was your first impression of each
00:12:14other he's loud seriously well my first impression of him was who is this mysterious nerd calling me
00:12:23out in front of everybody it was harsh I gotta admit but boy was it cute still loud question
00:12:32number two what's your favorite thing about each other um I don't know sense of responsibility
00:12:39maybe thanks well my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers excuse me long elegant
00:12:50very skillful all right next question next question is who is your most unforgettable kiss
00:13:09guys major problem someone leaked the contract everyone knows you're faking right now
00:13:21oh my god did y'all see this this had a freaking contract yes I thought they were gold what a scam
00:13:33the final debate is in three days if we don't turn this around fast you're finished and I know mark
00:13:43I already got people tracing the hack whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man oh god
00:13:49okay so what are our options huh everyone's seen the contract by now there's no denying it
00:13:58unless unless unless it's what unless we make it real unless we make it real
00:14:17unless we make it real savior I don't care if the contract was fake all I know is at some point it
00:14:24stopped being pretend to me I couldn't stand you at first typical quarterback arrogant fully yourself
00:14:32but then I saw you after practice pushing yourself harder than everyone else and I noticed how you
00:14:39always take the fall for your teammates and the way you'd look at me in class savior I do you honestly
00:14:46think I've been faking this whole time the hacker broke into your laptop the whole school is watching
00:15:06his feet right now holy shit I can fake confidence during debates smile through press conferences even
00:15:33pretend I care about school traditions I don't even like there's no way I could fake this and yeah
00:15:39maybe it started as a deal but now everything I said was true
00:15:46that was perfect at least the votes won't go down now I've done my bit
00:16:03thank you
00:16:08just doing what we agreed
00:16:11but seeing you hurt was never part of the deal
00:16:16I owe you
00:16:22Xavier and listen um whatever happens with the election I just it's nothing
00:16:28sticking to the script right sure that's all it is sure there's no hidden feelings creeping up
00:16:38god you never stop did you dead end on the hacker whoever it was was bouncing off of multiple VPNs
00:16:45great deal with the pro listen everybody is going to be watching your every move okay every look
00:16:54every moment has to be authentic we got this right
00:17:00right
00:17:06oh shit left my football gear at home
00:17:10that school paper shoots tomorrow
00:17:12want to come with
00:17:14sure because I've got nothing else to do
00:17:17come on
00:17:19okay something is definitely going on between those two
00:17:27well
00:17:37this is your average family home
00:17:40it's my father's place
00:17:41not mine
00:17:42meaning
00:17:43meaning I have an older half-brother
00:17:46and a dad who's super big on competition
00:17:48so
00:17:48I want any part of this
00:17:50family fortune
00:17:52then
00:17:53I have to beat them
00:17:56winning that election
00:17:59it's the first step
00:18:01keep your family drama to yourself
00:18:03I'm not your therapist
00:18:05you serious
00:18:07I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable
00:18:10fine
00:18:11I'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind
00:18:15shut up
00:18:16come on
00:18:19all right well
00:18:20I need to go grab my jersey
00:18:21but
00:18:22why don't you read a book or something
00:18:34well well
00:18:36I didn't expect to see you here
00:18:38sorry
00:18:40do I know you?
00:18:41you must be Xavier
00:18:46the famous boyfriend
00:18:48and
00:18:49and you are?
00:18:50I'm Noah
00:18:51Alex's older brother
00:18:53ouch
00:18:56cold reception
00:18:58so
00:19:00has Alex's fiance met you yet?
00:19:02fiance?
00:19:04oh
00:19:05did he leave out that little detail?
00:19:08this whole fake boyfriend thing
00:19:12he's done it before
00:19:13left quite the trail of broken hearts
00:19:16what are you implying?
00:19:18Alex
00:19:19doesn't date guys
00:19:21you'll only get yourself hurt
00:19:23you deserve to be with someone better
00:19:25someone like me
00:19:26someone like me
00:19:28are you insane?
00:19:29I'm just gay
00:19:31and observance
00:19:33let's not pretend that you're straight too now sweetheart
00:19:37get off
00:19:43get off
00:19:44I'm not
00:19:46you're seriously messed up
00:19:47you're seriously messed up
00:19:48takes one to know one
00:19:50you can't lie to yourself forever
00:19:52Alex
00:19:53Alex can offer you fame
00:19:55money
00:19:56all the shiny things in life
00:19:57but I can offer you something he never could
00:20:00something real
00:20:01get off
00:20:03get off
00:20:04what the fuck are you doing?
00:20:06excellent timing a little brother
00:20:09you stay
00:20:11the hell away from me
00:20:13you hear me?
00:20:15relax babe
00:20:20it's just some friendly competition
00:20:22I'll be seeing you real soon
00:20:26I can feel it
00:20:28you can feel it
00:20:30asshole
00:20:31it's okay
00:20:36look
00:20:37don't believe a word he says
00:20:39Noah thrives on chaos
00:20:41including the part about your fiance?
00:20:45look that's just an arranged thing
00:20:47okay my dad's idea
00:20:49I honestly don't even know her
00:20:51you don't owe me an explanation Alex
00:20:53I'm just a part of your PR stunt, right?
00:20:56is that really all this is to him?
00:21:01right
00:21:02yeah
00:21:03you're
00:21:04absolutely right
00:21:06I'm heading back
00:21:08nope
00:21:09why don't you just stay here
00:21:11the guest room's open
00:21:13I don't usually stay the night
00:21:16alright
00:21:17then uh
00:21:18let me drive you
00:21:19hello
00:21:25congrats kid
00:21:26you're officially
00:21:27homeless
00:21:28don't bother coming back
00:21:30you're on your own now
00:21:35I guess I might take you up on that offer
00:21:38best decision you're gonna make tonight
00:21:40now
00:21:41let me show you to your room
00:21:42or mine if you prefer
00:21:44you know I uh
00:21:54always dreamt of going pro in the NFL
00:21:57I'm not surprised
00:22:00you're football crazy
00:22:02yeah
00:22:03I was a quarterback
00:22:05even one state
00:22:07my dad he
00:22:09had other plans for me
00:22:11said he wouldn't have a
00:22:14Watson waste his future
00:22:16throwing a ball around
00:22:18you know
00:22:19so
00:22:21I became the perfect son
00:22:23got straight A's
00:22:25student body president
00:22:27anything in hopes
00:22:29said he let me play football again
00:22:31now your turn
00:22:38secret for secret
00:22:40you've already seen enough
00:22:42my father's a gambler
00:22:44family's a mess
00:22:46there's nothing left to tell
00:22:48see I don't buy it
00:22:50I think you have a bigger secret to tell
00:22:53but
00:22:53you're just too scared to say it out loud
00:23:01tell me
00:23:03it'll be our little secret
00:23:17I want to be the only one you tell
00:23:19let's not pretend that you're straight team
00:23:22now sweetheart
00:23:23you're wasted
00:23:24sleep it off
00:23:26I'm taking a shower
00:23:38I didn't peg you for a cuddler
00:23:39you're a cuddler
00:23:47Alex doesn't date guys
00:23:49you'll only get yourself hurt
00:23:55the real secret is
00:23:57I fell for someone
00:23:58I wasn't supposed to
00:24:05Alex
00:24:06don't leave
00:24:07we really shouldn't
00:24:11stay
00:24:13please
00:24:29I know your little secret
00:24:33what secret
00:24:36it's about me
00:24:37isn't
00:24:39isn't it
00:24:50Alex
00:24:51tell me
00:24:53everything
00:24:55everything
00:25:07it's just a dream
00:25:15don't go
00:25:17Alex let go
00:25:18stay
00:25:19come
00:25:33I'm
00:25:45Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:25:53I'd impress you somehow, right?
00:25:56And what better way to do that than a nice breakfast?
00:26:15So check it out, Chef Alex's world-famous grilled cheese, Michelin star pending.
00:26:29Did it survive a crime scene?
00:26:31Hey, hey, hey, I'll have you know that I ate sandwich making at summer camp, okay?
00:26:40Oh.
00:26:43Okay, fine.
00:26:45Tastes a lot better than it looks.
00:26:47There we go.
00:26:48My boyfriend material or what?
00:27:01Alex doesn't date, guys.
00:27:03You okay?
00:27:04Drop the act, Alex.
00:27:06There's no one even around to impress.
00:27:08What's that supposed to mean?
00:27:10Forget it.
00:27:15I'm heading to the library.
00:27:18Xavier, wait, you barely touched your grilled cheese!
00:27:27Come...
00:27:28Oh, you're John's kid, right?
00:27:42Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:27:44He sold the house.
00:27:46The debt should be cleared.
00:27:49But he didn't pay me a single cent.
00:27:52Shit.
00:27:53How deep is this old bastard anyway?
00:27:55You're his kid.
00:27:57So either you settled his debt, or I start taking pieces.
00:28:00It's...
00:28:00It's between you and him.
00:28:02Please, just leave me out of it.
00:28:03Ha ha ha.
00:28:08Ah!
00:28:09Ah!
00:28:11Nah.
00:28:13You're definitely involved in it now.
00:28:15Back off, asshole.
00:28:38Who the fuck?
00:28:39Ahem.
00:28:45You touch him again, you're dead.
00:29:02Two grand, two days.
00:29:07Where old man's missing a kidney.
00:29:08Alex.
00:29:19You okay?
00:29:20No.
00:29:21Are you?
00:29:23Look at your face.
00:29:27You idiot, why would you do that?
00:29:29Alright, maybe I went a little bit overboard.
00:29:35We need to go to the hospital.
00:29:38You've got an old injury, and now you've seriously torn the ligaments.
00:29:45You're out for the rest of the season.
00:29:47If you push it, you might never step on the field again.
00:29:55I've ruined your entire future.
00:29:57Your entire dream.
00:30:01Football is my dream.
00:30:03You're what I really want.
00:30:05You are insane.
00:30:06You're insane.
00:30:08Well, since this is technically your fault, you definitely owe me.
00:30:14And what exactly do you want?
00:30:17Move in with me.
00:30:19Be my personal nurse.
00:30:25Fine.
00:30:27I guess it's the least I can do.
00:30:28Now, feed me.
00:30:34Absolutely not.
00:30:39All right.
00:30:42Just one bite.
00:30:45And here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:30:48You bite now?
00:31:05You started it.
00:31:09Maybe I'll have to finish it.
00:31:11Won't I?
00:31:12Remember?
00:31:13No strenuous activity, especially involving your arm?
00:31:21Well, what if Xavier's on top?
00:31:26Kids these days.
00:31:29You are impossible.
00:31:31It's a love story, babe.
00:31:32I'm just staying in character.
00:31:38Fine.
00:31:39If that's what it takes.
00:31:43Welcome home, babe.
00:31:49Ow!
00:31:49Look, I have one arm.
00:31:52The floors are all wet.
00:31:53This is a potential drowning hazard.
00:31:55Can I get a little help?
00:31:57Nice try.
00:31:59You'll manage.
00:32:07Xavier, help!
00:32:08I slipped!
00:32:09I slipped!
00:32:09You are unbelievable.
00:32:15Unbelievably sexy, maybe.
00:32:26Stop it.
00:32:28Put your clothes on.
00:32:30Are you blushing?
00:32:31I am not.
00:32:33Oh, sure.
00:32:39Hold this.
00:32:41Now hold that.
00:32:43And if it drops, then...
00:32:45That must mean you want me.
00:32:47You're insane.
00:32:48Maybe.
00:33:00You can start here.
00:33:06Whoa.
00:33:08Careful.
00:33:09My skin's more sensitive than my reputation.
00:33:14Shut up.
00:33:39Bath time is couple time, right?
00:34:02Do you think this is funny?
00:34:03Just lighten up.
00:34:05I'm just joking.
00:34:06Am I just a punchline to you?
00:34:09I'm a prop for your campaign?
00:34:11I stuck around because I cared about you.
00:34:13And this is how you treat me?
00:34:14Did I overreact?
00:34:25Did I overreact?
00:34:32I'm sorry.
00:34:35Okay, but...
00:34:35What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:34:44I thought that I hated you.
00:34:59But it turns out I just...
00:35:02I hated how much I wanted you.
00:35:05I hated how much I wanted you.
00:35:08Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:35:14No one's watching us.
00:35:16You can drop the acne.
00:35:16At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:35:24And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:35:27Unless we make it real.
00:35:33Unless we make it real.
00:35:38And then when everything fell apart,
00:35:40and I was losing the election,
00:35:42you stepped in.
00:35:46You saved me.
00:35:53And you didn't have to.
00:35:56Get off.
00:35:58What the fuck are you doing?
00:36:02When I saw I'm that close to you,
00:36:04it hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:36:10So...
00:36:16Would you consider making this real with me?
00:36:31Forget what I said earlier.
00:36:32I just...
00:36:33Are you sure?
00:36:58You're driving me crazy.
00:37:01Stop pretending like it isn't happening.
00:37:03You're right.
00:37:05You're right.
00:37:06I don't know.
00:37:07You're coming.
00:37:08I don't know.
00:37:10I don't know.
00:37:14Bye-bye.
00:37:25Bye-bye.
00:37:27Bye-bye.
00:37:32Bye-bye.
00:37:33Good morning, sleeping baby.
00:38:01Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:38:03You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:38:06Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:38:10You are way too addictive.
00:38:16I might need rehab.
00:38:19Sorry, no can do.
00:38:21You've got a campaign to salvage.
00:38:25Interviews lined up.
00:38:27And you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:38:31Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:38:37Disappointing.
00:38:39I prefer you elected, actually.
00:38:42Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech.
00:38:48Look at this.
00:38:49You're like a senior year Tom Holland.
00:38:52Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:38:55So, you're saying my chances are good again.
00:38:58Dude, you're literally back to number one.
00:39:00Look at this.
00:39:01I mean, all positive comments, too.
00:39:02But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:39:03Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.
00:39:04Now he's editing your speeches, organizing your life.
00:39:06Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:39:07Right.
00:39:08I was going to say he's acting more like your mom.
00:39:09But, yeah.
00:39:10Whatever works.
00:39:11Man, what kind of witchcraft?
00:39:12Yeah.
00:39:13What kind of witchcraft?
00:39:14Yeah.
00:39:15What kind of witchcraft?
00:39:16Yeah.
00:39:17What kind of witchcraft?
00:39:18Did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to date you?
00:39:19Yeah.
00:39:20He's anything.
00:39:21I literally just fell for him.
00:39:22I don't know.
00:39:23What kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to date you?
00:39:28It was anything.
00:39:29I literally just fell for him.
00:39:30Oh, man.
00:39:31Oh, man.
00:39:32What kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to date you?
00:39:37pull to get Sheldon Cooper to fake date you.
00:39:43I didn't use anything.
00:39:46I literally just fell for him.
00:39:55I caught feelings for him.
00:39:57That's all it is.
00:39:58Wow, so you and him started fake and then it got real.
00:40:05But dude, he's Xavier Miller, okay?
00:40:08He's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall.
00:40:11Totally unreadable.
00:40:12Nah, it's just surface code.
00:40:14He's got to dig a little deeper.
00:40:18Listen, man, all I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense
00:40:21for him to be using you for something here.
00:40:25Using me for what exactly?
00:40:28Don't forget, he was your biggest competition.
00:40:32Okay, what if this is a long con
00:40:33and he's going to flip on you at the end?
00:40:35Look, nobody's that good at faking it.
00:40:38I trust him.
00:40:47Hey, babe, we were just talking about you.
00:40:55Oh, God.
00:40:57Is it actually real?
00:41:03Are you job hunting?
00:41:11See, I said you didn't have to pay me back.
00:41:14I thought I made that clear.
00:41:16I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff,
00:41:18but I do.
00:41:19I'm just planning ahead,
00:41:21figuring things out for myself.
00:41:24Well,
00:41:25the only thing we have to figure out right now
00:41:29is how to get some sleep.
00:41:44Seriously,
00:41:45can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:41:47Normal's boring.
00:41:50Not one of a kind.
00:41:51You're crushing me.
00:41:53Move.
00:41:55Make me.
00:41:57Hey.
00:41:58Stop.
00:42:02Stop.
00:42:03Stop.
00:42:05Fine.
00:42:17Hey, I just wrapped up a practice.
00:42:19Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:42:21Could ride home together.
00:42:22Swing by?
00:42:24You're half the city away.
00:42:26Okay, fine.
00:42:27You got me.
00:42:28Maybe I miss you.
00:42:30And also,
00:42:30I'm starving,
00:42:31and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot.
00:42:34I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:42:38Oh,
00:42:39customer.
00:42:40See you tonight?
00:42:44Welcome.
00:42:44What can I get you?
00:42:45Black coffee,
00:42:46no sugar,
00:42:47and a little bit of you.
00:42:51What are you doing here?
00:42:52I just had some business,
00:42:53but I couldn't help but drop in.
00:42:56Black coffee,
00:42:57no sugar coming up.
00:43:02Oh,
00:43:03and by the way,
00:43:04did you hear the news?
00:43:06Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:43:08Excuse me?
00:43:09Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:43:11Alex's fiance flies in next week,
00:43:13and apparently he needs you out of the picture.
00:43:22Enjoy.
00:43:30Call me anytime,
00:43:31sexy.
00:43:32Just to be needed right now.
00:43:50Hey,
00:43:51I just saw Noah leaving.
00:43:53Is he bothering you again?
00:43:55Same old.
00:43:55Just stirring the pot.
00:43:57Though he did mention your fiance is flying in next week.
00:44:00Oh.
00:44:04So it's true.
00:44:06I was going to tell you
00:44:07once things were sorted,
00:44:08but I just didn't want to stress you out,
00:44:10you know?
00:44:11Oh,
00:44:11cool.
00:44:11So I'm just some
00:44:12fragile thing you need to protect?
00:44:14No,
00:44:14I barely even know her.
00:44:16She's just some random girl
00:44:17my dad set me up with.
00:44:18Then why hide it?
00:44:20What's the point?
00:44:24I was scared
00:44:27of losing you.
00:44:29But we could go all in
00:44:32Let's get out of here.
00:44:35So we're okay?
00:44:37No.
00:44:38But,
00:44:39we still have roles to play.
00:44:43And right now,
00:44:45I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:44:50You park the car.
00:44:52I'll go in first.
00:44:53Oh,
00:44:53wait,
00:44:53wait,
00:44:53wait.
00:44:55Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:44:56I have an appointment.
00:45:09A friend booked it for me.
00:45:11Appointments have to be confirmed
00:45:12by the client directly.
00:45:13And,
00:45:14no offense,
00:45:15but
00:45:15you don't exactly fit
00:45:17our typical clientele.
00:45:18So judgy.
00:45:24Ish.
00:45:26Miss Brown,
00:45:27delightful to see you today.
00:45:28How can I help you?
00:45:30You're Alex's friend,
00:45:31right?
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:37Serpent.
00:45:38But he doesn't over...
00:45:39Do you want to lose your job?
00:45:41Sorry, sir.
00:45:42Thanks.
00:45:45You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's, too.
00:45:55He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:45:58I was Alex's fiancé.
00:46:00Something like that.
00:46:03I'm Laura.
00:46:04I'll see you.
00:46:04Mr. Watson.
00:46:18Pleasure to see you.
00:46:19Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:46:20Well,
00:46:21actually,
00:46:21I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:46:24Do you really have to announce it to everyone?
00:46:27I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:46:31Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:46:33This way, please.
00:46:38Now,
00:46:39the first step
00:46:40to looking like you have your shit together?
00:46:42A suit that actually fits.
00:46:45And...
00:46:46this one
00:46:47will fit you perfectly.
00:46:50Go on.
00:46:51Try it on.
00:46:52Why do I need a suit?
00:46:54I mean,
00:46:54you're the one running for student body president.
00:46:56You see,
00:46:57we both are.
00:46:59What?
00:47:03Savile row cut.
00:47:11Flawless.
00:47:12And now,
00:47:13the perfect pair of kicks
00:47:14to tie it all together.
00:47:15You don't have to do this,
00:47:33but I want to.
00:47:35Because you're worth it.
00:47:36when your love is shining.
00:47:41All right.
00:47:43Looking good.
00:47:45Does need a touch more tailoring, though.
00:47:53All right,
00:47:54let's get this jacket off.
00:47:55Hey, wait.
00:47:56What are you doing?
00:47:57Relax.
00:47:58Okay,
00:47:59I'm not going to bite.
00:48:00Unless you want me to.
00:48:01I'm just measuring.
00:48:19Wow.
00:48:2128-inch waist, huh?
00:48:23Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
00:48:28Hey.
00:48:29I'm still mad at you.
00:48:30Maybe I'll just have to kiss you
00:48:35and tell you forgive me.
00:48:41Mr. Watson.
00:48:43Your suit.
00:48:43It's ready.
00:48:45Yeah,
00:48:46just, uh,
00:48:47leave it outside.
00:48:54Hey.
00:48:55Don't we clean up nice,
00:48:56huh?
00:49:00Smile.
00:49:01Smile.
00:49:01Hey, Mark. What's up?
00:49:28Emergency. Get to the school right now. Things just blew up.
00:49:39Finally, come here.
00:49:43Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:49:45No, worse. We have a new opponent and she's rising fast. We have to do something.
00:49:52Wait, wait, wait. She?
00:49:54Laura Brown. You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:50:01Laura.
00:50:03You know Laura, too?
00:50:06At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.
00:50:09She does. She's my fiancé.
00:50:13Fiancé? When the hell were you going to tell us about that?
00:50:17It was just an arranged thing from my dad. I honestly barely know her.
00:50:23Okay, well, she knows plenty about you two. She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:50:28Your numbers are dropping. Fast.
00:50:31I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:50:33Exactly. She's here for a reason and it's not to win some election.
00:50:38This just became personal.
00:50:45If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:50:49You should win by a mile.
00:50:51Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:50:53There's no time.
00:50:55I can handle her.
00:50:57Sounds exciting.
00:51:00Why are you doing this?
00:51:04Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:51:07As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:51:11Nothing more.
00:51:12You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:51:14I'm way more interesting than him.
00:51:17If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:51:21But play dirty again, and I won't be so polite.
00:51:24Big words. We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:51:37Get out.
00:51:38You're not welcome here.
00:51:40Relax. I'm just here to chat.
00:51:42You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:51:44Lifelong dream?
00:51:45Well, this is signed by the Vice President.
00:51:48Guaranteed entry.
00:51:51Are you bribing me?
00:51:53I figured you'd say that.
00:51:55But my father doesn't take no well.
00:51:57And your dad, poor John,
00:51:59he owes a lot of people money.
00:52:01People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:52:05Keep my father out of this.
00:52:07Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:52:09Relax. I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:52:12I'm just showing you a better future.
00:52:15Love is overrated anyway.
00:52:17Maybe to you.
00:52:19And for Alex, too.
00:52:21Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:52:32Need a ride?
00:52:33It'll just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:52:36Maybe he doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:52:38Fine.
00:52:39Happy birthday, babe.
00:52:40You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:52:52Thank you, Alex.
00:52:53Now hop in.
00:52:54There's something else I want to show you.
00:52:55There's something else I want to show you.
00:52:56This is nice.
00:52:57You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:52:59You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:53:04Thank you, Alex.
00:53:05And I know you're not too big on surprises.
00:53:06But I just couldn't resist.
00:53:07And I know you're not too big on surprises.
00:53:08But I just couldn't resist.
00:53:10I don't mind them.
00:53:11If they're from you.
00:53:12And listen I'm not really a romantic person because I'm not really a romantic person.
00:53:17I just couldn't really help you.
00:53:20And I don't mind them if they're from you.
00:53:28And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:53:33I don't mind them, if they're from you.
00:53:38And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:53:42You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:53:48You bought me a laptop.
00:53:50Pretty romantic and practical.
00:53:53Okay, look, the point is, whatever this is, I mean, us, I'm all in. For real.
00:54:03I don't need violin serenades or poetry. I just need you.
00:54:10Oops.
00:54:22Well, you got me.
00:54:24Let's go back to yours. Let's go.
00:54:40What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:54:54I'd probably cry like an idiot. Don't even think about it.
00:54:58You know, that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:55:08I tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract. Someone local.
00:55:24Then it must be someone at school, right? Did you find anything else?
00:55:30They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:55:34Laura.
00:55:42She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws. We should expose her.
00:55:46But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:55:49What else can we do?
00:55:50If people find out about our engagement, then they're going to take her side.
00:55:53I mean, it is true, I'm engaged.
00:55:55Then what?
00:55:57I might have something.
00:55:59Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:56:03You know, wholesome stuff, charity angle.
00:56:06Tends to work.
00:56:09Fine. Let's do it.
00:56:23You did that on purpose.
00:56:24You bet I did.
00:56:27Cut.
00:56:44That's perfect.
00:56:47Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:56:50I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:56:55Welcome.
00:56:56Hey, everyone.
00:56:57Happy to be here.
00:56:58Let's see.
00:56:59First question blowing up the chat.
00:57:01What made you guys pick this project?
00:57:03Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:57:05Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:57:07It's important for me to pass that on.
00:57:09Yeah.
00:57:10It's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:57:12Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:57:16Quick question from the comments.
00:57:18Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:57:22Is it just doing what you gotta do or is there more to it?
00:57:25Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiance at the same time, who's the real side piece?
00:57:38That's a good question.
00:57:42You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:57:49What's worse?
00:57:50Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:57:54Touché.
00:57:55Okay.
00:57:56Alright, guys.
00:57:57Back on track.
00:57:58Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:58:02Ta-ta.
00:58:03Uh, The Hobbit.
00:58:04I always wanted my own little cozy Hobbit hole.
00:58:09What the hell is wrong with you?
00:58:13Are you trying to ruin my-
00:58:25Are you out of your mind?
00:58:27I'm your fiancé.
00:58:28It's just one little kiss.
00:58:29What's the big deal?
00:58:31Oh, come on, Laura.
00:58:32You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:58:35Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:58:38That's pathetic, even for you.
00:58:40Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:58:42And if you threaten him one more time behind my back, it won't end well.
00:58:46Oh, you found out?
00:58:47Good.
00:58:48Maybe I'll keep a better eye on him then next time.
00:58:50Things might get uglier.
00:58:52What do you want from me?
00:58:55Everything I'm entitled to.
00:59:02Xavier, get to the shop right now.
00:59:08Why? What's wrong?
00:59:12Fuck my life, man.
00:59:19Hey!
00:59:20What are you looking at?
00:59:21Get out of here!
00:59:23Hey!
00:59:24You gotta go, man.
00:59:25No, I don't.
00:59:26No, you have to leave.
00:59:27Call my son.
00:59:28Call my son.
00:59:29Oh, man.
00:59:30He threatened to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:59:33Threaten all the customers away.
00:59:35I'm so sorry. I can handle it if you just-
00:59:37Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:59:39Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:59:41You're fired.
00:59:44What do you want?
00:59:46Call your rich boyfriend.
00:59:48What's his name?
00:59:49Alex?
00:59:51Tell him to pay up.
00:59:53Daddy needs a bailout.
00:59:55You sold the house Mom left us.
00:59:58You abandoned me, and now you want a bailout?
01:00:00You filthy little bastard.
01:00:03Sleeping around with men, humiliating our family name.
01:00:10I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
01:00:14Next time I see you, I'll make sure the Syndicate knows exactly where you are.
01:00:21Ungrateful brat.
01:00:25Think you're above me now just cause you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
01:00:31No!
01:00:33Finally found you, old man.
01:00:41Finally found you, old man.
01:00:44Please, don't hurt me. Just don't hurt me.
01:00:47I'll get the money. Don't hurt me.
01:00:48Oh, it's a little too late for that.
01:00:53Where'd you go after the livestream?
01:00:55I tried calling you like a million times.
01:00:57Just to the library.
01:00:58The library?
01:01:00After what happened?
01:01:01I was just collecting some feedback around school.
01:01:03Got some ideas to boost your polls.
01:01:05Can we not talk about the election right now?
01:01:09I'm just tired, okay?
01:01:15So that's it?
01:01:16You're just giving up?
01:01:18Letting your fiancé take over?
01:01:20What, are you jealous or something?
01:01:21Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
01:01:23Can we please just not talk about this right now?
01:01:27Maybe we should take a break.
01:01:31Xavier, wait, I...
01:01:32I'm such an idiot thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:01:53Oh, Jesus.
01:01:55Mark, where's Alex?
01:01:57I've been calling.
01:01:58He's at the frat house.
01:01:59Last-minute vote grabbing.
01:02:00And he's not answering his messages.
01:02:01Not even mine?
01:02:03Look, it's the day before the election.
01:02:05He's totally locked in, okay?
01:02:07Hey, you alright?
01:02:10Need any help?
01:02:11It's alright.
01:02:12I'll handle it.
01:02:14Of course.
01:02:15He's got people, goals, a life.
01:02:18I've only ever had him.
01:02:24What am I gonna do now?
01:02:25Want to make a deal?
01:02:38Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
01:02:41Please don't hurt him.
01:02:42I promise I'll figure something out.
01:02:44You can't afford it.
01:02:46Besides, if the Hanglino family took him,
01:02:4824 hours do they start sending body parts.
01:02:51What am I supposed to do?
01:02:58Sign this.
01:03:00And I'll pay off your dad's debt.
01:03:02But on one condition.
01:03:04You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:03:07For good.
01:03:10Where was he when you needed him most?
01:03:13You better keep your word.
01:03:15Browns don't lie.
01:03:21What the hell did you do?
01:03:23Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:03:25Me?
01:03:27I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:03:29He should be thanking me.
01:03:31Wait, debt?
01:03:33What debt?
01:03:35Xavier never told me about that.
01:03:37Maybe because he dumped you?
01:03:39He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:03:41No.
01:03:43No way, no, he wouldn't do that.
01:03:46I need to go talk to him.
01:03:50Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:04:02Because it's true.
01:04:04Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:04:08Laura sorted that for me.
01:04:10And she bailed my dad out.
01:04:12So our deal?
01:04:14It's done.
01:04:15So you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation?
01:04:17Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:04:20And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:04:23Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:04:25Xavier, stop.
01:04:27The contract never mattered.
01:04:29I love you.
01:04:31Okay, don't push me away.
01:04:33Love?
01:04:35Just a sob sorting.
01:04:37Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case.
01:04:41I'm done.
01:04:43You know that's not true.
01:04:45You know me.
01:04:46Do I?
01:04:48You wake up in your silk sheets?
01:04:51Drinking your fancy coffee?
01:04:54I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:04:57We're worlds apart.
01:04:59Xavier, please don't do this.
01:05:01Stay away from me!
01:05:03You make me sick.
01:05:04You make me sick.
01:05:09Just get out of my life!
01:05:11We're done!
01:05:13I just...
01:05:14I said!
01:05:15We're done!
01:05:16I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:05:34That's the hardest thing you've ever done.
01:05:37Sign this.
01:05:39And I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:05:41But in return, you have to cut off Alex.
01:05:45For good.
01:05:47Can't do that.
01:05:49Imagine I post a viral TikTok as the heartbroken fiancé betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:05:56Alex won't just lose the election.
01:05:59He'll lose everything.
01:06:01You're twisting the truth.
01:06:03It's whatever people will believe.
01:06:05He's already losing support, and his family backing is next.
01:06:08Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:06:13You're a dead weight savior.
01:06:15And we both know it.
01:06:17My family can lift him up.
01:06:19There's only drag him down.
01:06:21Alex...
01:06:23You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:06:25I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:06:27So...
01:06:29You gonna sign?
01:06:33You better keep your promise.
01:06:35Browns don't lie.
01:06:37You better keep your promise.
01:06:39You better keep your promise.
01:06:40You better keep your promise.
01:06:42You better keep your promise.
01:06:43You better keep your promise.
01:06:45You better keep your promise.
01:06:47Did you forget our agreement?
01:06:56If you want me out of the election?
01:06:58Fine.
01:07:00But in return, you cut off Xavier and introduced me as your fiancé.
01:07:03If not, I will email every voter proof that your relationship was fake the entire time.
01:07:16You'll lose everything.
01:07:17Get out.
01:07:19Get out.
01:07:23Love her legacy, Alex.
01:07:24Xavier.
01:07:25Umm...
01:07:26Oh my god.
01:07:27I'll be home.
01:07:28Oh my god.
01:07:29Oh my god.
01:07:30I'm pretty good.
01:07:31Oh my god.
01:07:32Uh...
01:07:33Xavier...
01:07:35Xavier.
01:07:56Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
01:08:00Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
01:08:04Hello, Alex.
01:08:05I'm Alex Watson.
01:08:07And today, I stand here as...
01:08:18Oh, my God.
01:08:19Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:08:22Xavier Miller and I were in a fake relationship.
01:08:26Are you serious?
01:08:27We signed a contract.
01:08:29What a fake.
01:08:30You lied to all of us.
01:08:36It started as fake.
01:08:38But then it...
01:08:40got real.
01:08:43I've never met anyone like Xavier before.
01:08:46You okay?
01:08:52Yeah, I'm fine.
01:08:54Not even a thank you?
01:08:59At least tell me your name.
01:09:02It's not important.
01:09:06And I thought...
01:09:08he was just some arrogant genius who...
01:09:11didn't have time for me.
01:09:12Didn't have time for me.
01:09:16Didn't have time for me.
01:09:17It was a stupid on-stage accident.
01:09:19And a kiss.
01:09:20And a kiss.
01:09:39Xavier, I know you're watching.
01:09:42So listen.
01:09:45Fuck the election.
01:09:46Fuck family expectations.
01:09:48And fuck football.
01:09:49None of them matters, Xavier.
01:09:51Because all I ever wanted...
01:09:53was to be with you.
01:09:54The votes are in.
01:09:55The new student body president is...
01:09:58Alex Watson!
01:09:59Come on up and give you a speech.
01:10:00Uh...
01:10:01W-where is it?
01:10:04You idiot.
01:10:05Come on up, we give you a speech.
01:10:12Uh, where is he?
01:10:17You idiot.
01:10:31What are you doing here?
01:10:33You just won.
01:10:33Ah, screw the election.
01:10:36It's you that I won.
01:10:37But you said winning is everything.
01:10:40Not if it means losing you.
01:10:52You're such a reckless idiot.
01:10:55But that was kind of sweet.
01:10:56I just need you.
01:11:10Winning you beats any election.
01:11:13All right.
01:11:17Now that line is a solid tent.
01:11:25What's with all the construction?
01:11:26They building something?
01:11:28Close.
01:11:30Private make-out spot.
01:11:32Presidential access only.
01:11:34You're president now.
01:11:37Try acting like him.
01:11:38Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
01:11:46You remembered.
01:11:47Of course.
01:11:48All right.
01:11:52Let's begin.
01:11:53The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
01:11:56Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
01:12:01That's the first time someone called me out for real.
01:12:03And it stuck.
01:12:04Already testing out the new spot?
01:12:06Bold.
01:12:11Already testing out the new spot?
01:12:13Bold.
01:12:14What now?
01:12:15Relax.
01:12:16Just here to say goodbye.
01:12:17Goodbye?
01:12:19Turns out our dads finally saw a reason.
01:12:21Engagement's officially canceled.
01:12:23You're free, Alex.
01:12:24Just like that?
01:12:26Not even worth fighting for?
01:12:27Can you let her finish?
01:12:29Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
01:12:32Then why come between us?
01:12:34I just needed to prove myself.
01:12:36To my parents.
01:12:38To everyone.
01:12:40The way you stood by each other.
01:12:43Honestly, I envy that.
01:12:46And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier.
01:12:49You earned it.
01:12:51Thanks, Laura.
01:12:54I'm off to Paris.
01:12:55New family business venture.
01:12:57Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime.
01:13:00Maybe so.
01:13:00You think she'll be okay?
01:13:12She's tougher than the both of us combined.
01:13:15She'll be fine.
01:13:19Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:13:21Only around you.
01:13:22All I meant to do.
01:13:25Long as I'm right next to you.
01:13:29Gee.
01:13:30So,
01:13:31she'll be fine.
01:13:33Take for you.
01:13:34She'll be fine.
01:13:48She'll be fine.
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