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00:00What is it? Did you hear me? Dominique. Dominique. What is it?
00:13Um, I saw something suspicious on the tube. It was a pog. I mean a bag. It was a pag.
00:26A pannier bag. I call them pags because I am young and we like to mix two different words and bring them together. Case in point, Brangelina. God rest them.
00:38So anyway, what was a pannier bag or pag, if you will, doing not on a bike but on the tube, director?
00:47What? Someone took their bike on the tube?
00:51Yes. Yes. Yes. Someone took their bike on the tube. Of course. That is why you were in the big chair.
00:58See it, say it, sort it. I saw it. I said it. You sorted it.
01:02OK, I'm going to go. Did you do something different with your hair? Because it's fire. OK. I know the way out. Bye.
01:07You're where I need you to be.
01:22You did a fair bit of work with your LA recently.
01:25They said you was from a local residence association.
01:28This is file. And this is her address. 32 Ivydale Grove.
01:34Ivy Dago.
01:34The nation's saved, is it?
01:42Ivy...
01:42...Restants...
01:43Ivydale Carnival...
01:45...I'm sorry.
01:47Ivydale...
01:48...Restants Association.
01:55No one is more fond of the carnival than we are.
01:58I mean, our concern here is for public safety.
02:00Us.
02:01And the festival goers.
02:02For everyone's safety, we're suggesting that the carnival be moved to a more suitable location.
02:09Pine Park or Coventry.
02:12Coventry.
02:12Mm-hmm.
02:14IRA.
02:15Ivydale Residents Association.
02:19Bastards.
02:20The IRA is the Ivydale Residents Association.
02:33What?
02:33The Ivydale Residents Association.
02:36And Fish is in it.
02:37They've been trying to get carnival shut down or moved for years.
02:40The radio scrambling isn't a cover for a terror attack.
02:43I think it is the terror attack.
02:44I think they're trying to cause a crash to prove their case.
02:48Are you sure Fish is in on this?
02:49Yeah.
02:50I was set up.
02:51I was the patsy handing over security plans so our hands are clean.
02:56So what should we do?
02:57Should we warn people?
02:59The leaders please, people!
03:00No, no, no, no.
03:01It could cause a panic.
03:02We'd be doing their jobs for them.
03:04Oh, oh.
03:05The tracker you put in Steve's car.
03:06Yes!
03:08Actually, I've been meaning to ask, how do I track a car?
03:11I just put it under there hoping for the best.
03:12Go see Dave in the gadget stores and he'll give you a receiver.
03:16Okay.
03:17I'll call you when I find Steve.
03:18Be safe, yeah?
03:19Yep.
03:20And also, try and act normal.
03:26Yes, yes.
03:27All right, sister, yeah.
03:28Yeah.
03:32There's no place on time!
03:36We need to abort.
03:38What are you talking about?
03:39I think someone's on to us.
03:41My fall guy.
03:43Based on what?
03:44Based on...
03:45A feeling.
03:47Last minute nerves, Joanna.
03:48You were the same when we installed the Rising Bonnard.
03:51Yeah.
03:52Listen.
03:53Besides, such a decision requires a meeting.
03:55Forum.
03:56Then we need an emergency meeting.
03:58Which requires 24 hours' notice.
04:00We have articles of association.
04:06The cherries are steeped in our own liqueur.
04:12Oh, lovely.
04:14Who was on the phone?
04:15No one.
04:16The cat sitter.
04:18Would it be crass to have a glass of bubbly?
04:20Oh, lovely.
04:21Shall I turn on the TV?
04:22Good God.
04:23I'm not suggesting we watch.
04:25Beginning to wonder if we're doing the right thing.
04:27Come on, Cynthia.
04:28We've been over and over this.
04:30We've done vote after vote.
04:31The current situation is untenable.
04:33We know that.
04:34Sooner or later, there's going to be a serious incident.
04:38The AI modelling that Zach kindly prepared for us.
04:41It showed us much.
04:43We've tried everything we can to make the council listen, and they simply won't.
04:47If anything, this is on them.
04:49We suggested every viable alternative location, like Stratford.
04:53Oh, no.
04:54My sister lives there.
04:55Again, not that Stratford, Cynthia.
04:58We saw an all-black production of Hamlet at the RSC.
05:04Do you know, it was absolutely marvellous.
05:07Yes, of course.
05:08Regrettably, there will be some casualties.
05:11But at least this way, we have some control over the numbers.
05:17If it were done, winter's done.
05:19And farewell.
05:21It'd be done quickly.
05:23Thank you, Murray.
05:23Also, it's knocking a million off my house price.
05:27It's economic vandalism.
05:30When exactly will...
05:33It happen?
05:35As soon as the parade comes to a close,
05:38and the crowds start moving,
05:41then our chap will jam the radios.
05:46Chin-che.
05:48Chin-che.
05:48Chin-che.
05:49What do you want?
05:55Okay, I might have a way to get your record white.
05:58It's a long shot, okay?
05:59It's a very long shot, but it's the best shot you're going to have.
06:01And I need you to work with me on something.
06:03Work with you?
06:04On what?
06:05I'm going to need to sell that you are my informant.
06:08Snitch?
06:09No, bun.
06:10Okay, look, Tevin,
06:11if you are really serious about going straight,
06:13if you really want to be in your daughter's life,
06:15these are the kind of decisions you're going to have to make, right?
06:17You're going to have to not be so cool in front of your boys.
06:20And yes, maybe they might try and kill you every once in a while.
06:23Hey, it's dumb.
06:23I forgot the password.
06:24Can you let me in?
06:25But I need you to work with me on this, okay?
06:27Are you in or are you out?
06:30What do you need me to do?
06:31I should just give you two your own set of keys.
06:36Oh, shit.
07:01Oh, my God.
07:02Dad, are you okay?
07:04Okay.
07:04Come on, pick up.
07:08Dad, pick up!
07:13You've reached the voicemail of...
07:14Dr. Morris, Arge.
07:16Please leave a message.
07:18Hey, Dad, it's me.
07:19I don't know if you're at Carnival yet,
07:20but if you aren't, don't go.
07:22And if you are, leave now.
07:24Something's going to go down.
07:26And I don't mean to funky town, Dad.
07:27This isn't a joke, okay?
07:28Just call me when you get this.
07:30What the fuck, man?
07:31What's up, yeah?
07:34Yes, boss.
07:35So, how are you liking the bank for the device?
07:37Fantastic weather?
07:38Yeah, it's great.
07:39Um, I need to change the destination, mate.
07:43Sorry, boss.
07:44You'll have to do it on the app.
07:45Yeah, I can't do it on the app
07:46because my destination is...
07:47It's moving.
07:49Are you following someone?
07:51Yes.
07:53Like in a film?
07:54I guess.
07:54You'd be surprised how much this happens.
07:58Strap in.
08:12Go, go, go, go, go, go.
08:14Hang on right here.
08:14Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
08:45Ah, if you want a 99, you've got a queue like everybody else.
08:55I can't help me.
09:01Shit, shit, shit!
09:05Sorry.
09:07Go on.
09:07Let me get a banana lolly.
09:12Sprinkles as well, yeah?
09:13On a lolly?
09:15So I like my stuff.
09:20I don't get to call it.
09:22He's on to us.
09:23He put the tracker on an ice cream bag.
09:25What?
09:26Who are you?
09:27He's very pussed.
09:30No, that's not a book.
09:32No, that's well.
09:33Now you're just looking in the sky.
09:35I'm not comfortable with military time, though.
09:37Get on your bloody rights, Kay.
09:40Yes.
09:42Sorry.
09:43Just coming.
09:44You get off.
09:45And I'll come round.
09:47Yes, yes, yes.
09:52Sorry.
09:53Excuse me.
09:54Sorry.
09:55Oh, my God.
09:55Officer, I know this is going to sound a bit weird, but I need you to believe me on this, right?
10:00There is going to be a crush.
10:02A really big one.
10:04Yeah, I think so.
10:08What?
10:10No.
10:10Hello, everybody.
10:12You're trying to sell safely.
10:14Good.
10:16Good.
10:16Oh, no.
10:17Don't, don't, don't.
10:17I'll go here as quick as I could.
10:18Okay.
10:19So here's where we're at, right?
10:21We're pretty sure that Steve is going to trigger a fatal crush.
10:23And we have no idea where he is.
10:26We could set this thing off any minute.
10:30Hang on.
10:31What?
10:32Dave said you need a transmitter to scramble the radios.
10:35You're going to block a signal.
10:37You need an aerial.
10:38Probably a really big one.
10:40Place somewhere like that.
10:43Oh, my God.
10:44Okay.
10:44Yes.
10:45Which flat is that?
10:47Uh, sixth floor.
10:48Uh, one, two, third across.
10:50Okay, you're a freaking genius.
10:51Come on.
10:51Don't, don't, don't, don't.
10:52What if it's someone that really doesn't want to pay for their sky?
10:57What else have we got?
11:02Torbett Road, come in.
11:03Yes, Torbett Road.
11:05How's it looking down here, bud?
11:07We're about to next six days.
11:10Yeah, come on.
11:13Why don't you go somewhere else, man?
11:15Your move is really important.
11:16National security.
11:17Has it moved out of my way?
11:19What are you talking about?
11:20What are you talking about?
11:20Try it!
11:21Let's go, let's go, you guys.
11:22Enjoy Carnival.
11:23You...
11:23Conditions are optimal to go.
11:38In that case, with the authority invested in me as chairman,
11:42I therefore, with due solemnity, authorize engagement.
12:00May God have mercy on our souls.
12:05What?
12:06Is this your car, mate?
12:32Black golf, 70th plate.
12:35Why?
12:36I want to come down here.
12:37Cancel, tellin' it.
12:43All right, Steve.
12:45So good to see you.
12:46Looking good.
12:48Inside.
12:51You know, you kind of ruined my life, Steve.
12:53Sorry, Don.
12:54You don't love me, by the way.
12:56I glisten more, I swear.
13:00Left us out of order.
13:02We haven't met, Steve.
13:03I'm Kay.
13:04Look, we know all about your plans, Steve.
13:08Your fake Irish jig is up.
13:09Except that.
13:12I also have a gun.
13:14I guess what we have here is a Mexican standoff.
13:16Oh, no, no, no, no, Mexican standoffs.
13:18You need one other person with a gun, like, right there.
13:20So there's you two.
13:21Okay, okay, all right, fine.
13:22Then it's just a standoff, then?
13:25Yeah, standoff is good because Mexican standoff
13:27is actually quite offensive to the Mexican people.
13:28Okay, the point is, we both have guns.
13:32Except that.
13:35Mine's real.
13:38Shit, okay, okay.
13:40Move to the backup plan.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Bring out the backup.
13:44Right.
13:44Okay, just turning it on.
13:47What's your Wi-Fi password, Steve?
13:49Oh, for fuck's sake.
13:50Just tether it to my phone.
13:52Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:53Sorry, yeah.
13:54Oh, wait, sorry, face ID.
13:56Great.
13:57Okay.
13:57We knew you might come prepared,
13:59so we got ourselves a little insurance policy.
14:02I understand you collect pogs, Steve.
14:06Yeah.
14:07Quite the collection, too.
14:08It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.
14:11Wouldn't it, Tevin?
14:14There's nothing here.
14:15What?
14:16I'm trying to text you.
14:17The place is empty.
14:20I don't see my name.
14:22Which you wouldn't have known was your real name
14:24if you didn't just correct me.
14:25You fucking idiots.
14:27Oh, well, that's very.
14:28At least this way, you get to enjoy the show.
14:31What do you mean by show?
14:39Okay, that's bad.
14:44Anyone call me?
14:45Sarge, we need permission to release off the westboard.
14:57Let's leave off the westboard.
14:59We're back down.
14:59We need help again.
15:04Oh, don't.
15:05There's a reason you get picked through the patsy.
15:07Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13Oh, my God.
15:17Official.
15:18Yep.
15:19You've been on to this guy ever since you handed over the file, Dominique.
15:23Bullshit.
15:24You were in on this.
15:25You and the Ivy Tail Residence Association.
15:29Preposterous.
15:29We can't even get Quorum to object to the bike hangers,
15:32let alone organise something like this.
15:34I saw the pog on your desk.
15:37I like a pog, so what?
15:39I'm a nerd.
15:43You might not believe it, Dominique.
15:45But the truth is, I tracked down Steve, found you two here,
15:48despite the fact that you've been relieved of your duties.
15:51Steve shot you both, so I had to shoot Steve.
15:54No, Steve didn't shoot...
16:04Police, please.
16:07This is an emergency.
16:09I'm a senior MI5 agent.
16:12I'm in attendance at a scene with shots fired and three fatalities.
16:17Flat 17, Tybourne Tower.
16:18I need a full response team and ambulances.
16:22Okay, I'm sending officers.
16:34Oh, that hurts.
16:43That's worse than paintball.
16:45You think that hurts?
16:46Try having all of this.
16:51Okay, please tell me you hit record, Dev.
16:54Yes, I hit record.
16:55Oh, okay.
16:57Stop saying my name!
16:59Three victims, did you say?
17:01Yes.
17:01He shot two of them, so I had to neutralise him.
17:07I mean, like, prepare yourself.
17:09It's not a pretty sight.
17:14Kay?
17:15What are you doing here, mate?
17:16It's a long story, Quentin, but let me just show you.
17:19Yep.
17:21Steve shot you both, so I had to shoot Steve.
17:24No, Steve didn't shoot...
17:25Ooh.
17:28Not all skin for Kay?
17:30We have evidence.
17:32Ow!
17:33I've never stood as much as a letter from a greengrocer's.
17:36Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
17:39A man mean nothing.
17:41What you know, you know.
17:43This time forth, I will never speak once.
17:46Just say no comment, you swat.
17:49Can someone please tell my housekeeper
17:51to put the ditch back in the fridge?
17:53Take your hands off me, I'm warning you.
17:54I play panel hall with David Cameron.
17:57You do not have to say anything.
18:09It may harm your defence
18:10if you do not mention when questioned
18:12something which you later rely on in court.
18:14Are you dancing?
18:15No, my, uh, underwear's sort of right now.
18:19Get in the car!
18:20No, it's not a crime!
18:21I'm one of my selections.
18:22Woo, I'm one of my ruins.
18:23I'm aware of you.
18:24Ah!
18:25Ah!
18:26I'm one of my charms.
18:27I'm one of my charms.
18:28Oh!
18:29Ah!
18:29What are you doing?
18:36Come on, darling, it's carnival.
18:37It's not my style, I don't really dance.
18:39Come on.
18:41Okay?
18:43I don't dance.
18:59It's a new dawn, it's a new day.
19:21It's a new life for me.
19:24Ooh, and I'm feeling good.
19:37Fish in the sea, you know how I feel.
19:44River running free, you know how I feel.
19:48It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life.
20:01Good to have you back.
20:04Thanks.
20:10I just wanted to say thank you for what you did for carnival.
20:14It's my biggest weekend of the year, that.
20:16It's just, those are my people!
20:18Now, I'm always crate-diving for old dub plates and whatnot, and I live in Clapham, which
20:24is pretty near Brixton, and I was actually thinking of setting up my own festival there,
20:27a little carnival.
20:28The Clapham Khan, Villeville.
20:32I'm in a reggae band, basically.
20:33You'd be kind of hot if you weren't such a knob, you know that.
20:38Bye.
20:43I'll do that.
20:44We have set you up with your own desk over here.
20:48We need you to familiarize yourself with this.
20:50First, we're briefing Cobra in two hours.
20:52This is you.
20:58Welcome to the fast lane.
21:01Oh, um, remember I mentioned that informant who helped me?
21:06I kind of promised him I'd get his record wiped.
21:10Yeah, look, it's a bit of a hassle, that sort of a thing.
21:13Usually takes a second tick from Whitehall.
21:15But my computer is logged in.
21:20I'm going to go for a piss and an earl grey.
21:22So I dare say, if you were to access the records, third icon down,
21:26might be none the wiser, would I?
21:37Hi.
21:38Hi.
21:45Hey, kid.
21:57Daddy!
21:59I miss you.
22:02Look, I've got something for you, hey, kid.
22:05You pay for that?
22:07I always pay for stuff.
22:09Just with money from, you know.
22:12Yeah, there was some times I didn't pay for stuff either.
22:14But I did pay for this, look.
22:16I've got a receipt.
22:18It's all right.
22:20I believe you.
22:25Look, um, Tamisha, things are going to be different now.
22:29I promise.
22:33May I?
22:39All right, look, go inside, Nick.
22:41I'm right behind you.
22:44Officer Ogundari?
22:58Dom!
23:00How did you know I was here?
23:01Did you trace my mobile?
23:02Because you're not meant to do that.
23:04Relax, all right?
23:04I know you're beat and I know how you feel about pastries.
23:07It wasn't hard.
23:08Now, I have a job for you.
23:12What, are you?
23:13You like Fisher now?
23:14Eh, I'm sort of better than Tom, not quite as good as Alistair.
23:17What do you think, hmm?
23:19I don't know.
23:21Like, today, I got a frisbee down from a tree.
23:26I stopped some lads from throwing another lad's bag on top of a bus stop.
23:31I can see the difference I make in my community.
23:34I just...
23:35I just didn't get that with MI5.
23:37Kay, you just saved Carnival.
23:42Probably thousands of lives.
23:44You, bravely, went and got that pink fall.
23:48Deborah's still texting me about a date.
23:50That's what you can even call some of the things she's describing.
23:52You figured out about the radios.
23:54You worked out how to find Steve's lair.
23:57It was a lair, wasn't it?
23:59Kay, you are the difference in the community.
24:02And MI5 needs that.
24:04MI5 needs you.
24:05So what do you say?
24:08Working together again?
24:09Team day?
24:10Huh?
24:13All right.
24:15Two hot chocolates with oat milk.
24:16Because dairies are don't carey.
24:19We say boo to their...
24:21Stop it.
24:21What the hell is happening?
24:26Oh, um, this is Yaz.
24:28Hi, Yaz.
24:29Huh.
24:30This is Yaz?
24:32Yeah.
24:32She's pretty.
24:34Uh, I'm here.
24:36But thank you.
24:38Um, Yaz, this is Dom.
24:40What?
24:41The Dom?
24:42Oh, I see my reputation precedes me.
24:44Dom has very kindly offered me a job.
24:48We what?
24:49We've talked about this.
24:50This is what she does.
24:51I'm sorry, this is what, who does what?
24:53Look, no offence.
24:55Yeah.
24:56But your relationship, it's not healthy.
25:01You're codependent.
25:03Oh.
25:05Yeah.
25:06We are codependent.
25:09Kay?
25:09I want you to come and work with me because I depend on you, and you depend on me, and we are co-depending on each other.
25:22So just come and work with me, man.
25:24So just come and work with me, man.
25:27Please?
25:38Yaz?
25:39I don't think I don't think I'm going to be finishing my shift.
25:43Okay.
25:44Here are the keys to the community centre.
25:47You're going to have to fly solo for pension and bike maintenance.
25:49Don't do this, Kay.
25:51Make sure you reset the heating off the hot yoga, and don't let the Quakers bully you out before six.
25:56Bye, Yaz.
25:58It's Yaz.
25:59Oh, sorry.
25:59I really don't care.
26:00Bye.
26:01Good luck, Yaz.
26:02But you look...
26:06Oat milk.
26:07Yeah, I don't actually understand how an oat can be milked.
26:11Good to have your back, friend.
26:13Now, let's get out of here, shall we?
26:15No.
26:18Just a perk of the job.
26:21You're driving those hills?
26:23Yes, I am.
26:24Oh, you see?
26:24You're slipping off the pedal.
26:25It's because it has a low biting hair.
26:27I'm just saying, you can have a pair of flats in your bag.
26:29Oh, my God, Kay.
26:30You're putting me off.
26:31I'm just...
26:31The air of ballet pumps doesn't have to break the bag.
26:33If you don't stop talking, I swear I will hit you.
26:35Keep your hands at 10 to 2, please.
26:37Do I get my own office?
26:38I don't even have my own office.
26:40Well, you may have a fan.
26:41Can I have a bigger desk?
26:42No.
26:43Can I have a blonde on my desk?
26:44Can I have a vacation?
26:45Yes.
26:46It's big, but it's not good.
26:47That's nice.
26:48Can I start an office again?
26:49No.
26:57Bite your lip and take a trip.
27:07Though there may be wet roll ahead and you cannot slip.
27:14Just move on up.
27:16But please, you can find.
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