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00:00Wow, and a Greek waiter told her, you have to leave now.
00:05It's What's What Happens Live with Angie Katsunavis and John Oliver now.
00:21Welcome to What's What Happens Live, everybody.
00:23I am your host, Andy Cohen, live in the Bravo Clubhouse in Soho in New York City
00:27on Salt Lake City Finale Night.
00:30Please welcome Real Housewife of Salt Lake City, Angie Katsunavis,
00:34for one of our union is next week.
00:38My next guest is beloved by liberals and beyond,
00:41but his favorite snowflakes just so happen to be seven women who live in Utah.
00:46The new season of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver is coming next month
00:50to HBO and HBO Max, hosted by our friend John Oliver.
00:54Great to see you.
00:58Always so special when you're here,
01:01and I also just have got to say hi to Angie's dad, Louie,
01:05who is here, along with John's wife, Kate.
01:09Hello, Kate.
01:10Hello, Louie.
01:11It's so good to see you.
01:12We are live, so do me a favor and pick up your phone
01:15and get on www.hl.tv
01:18because we have a lot of polls coming your way in just a second.
01:22I need to hear your votes, and don't forget to send me your questions
01:25on threads at BravoAndy.
01:28Tweet me at Andy for Angie and John all night long.
01:32John, what did you think of the Greek tragedy tonight?
01:35I thought it was absolutely spectacular.
01:37Yes.
01:38It was like you all got roasted by Aristophanes.
01:41Yeah.
01:42I just, I loved every single part of what I just saw.
01:45I think the form, the Housewives form has just been elevated.
01:48Wow.
01:49Wow.
01:49That's really saying something, yes.
01:52Angie, no accidents yet tonight.
01:54Well, it's early.
01:55Yes.
01:56Okay.
01:56Yes.
01:57I'll say, I'll be careful.
01:58Okay, very good.
02:00You've got a liability to Bravo.
02:01Yes.
02:02I fear.
02:02Never, never.
02:03Only a positive.
02:05Guess what, y'all?
02:06It is time to...
02:08Mark the ball!
02:09Here we go.
02:10This season ended with the women confronting Meredith.
02:13So, I want to know, whose side are you on, Meredith's or everyone else's?
02:19John Oliver, whose side are you on?
02:21Everyone else's, emphatically.
02:23Yeah, emphatically.
02:24Why?
02:24Why?
02:25If this is anything less than a 98%.
02:27Yes.
02:28Everyone else's.
02:29Why?
02:29By the way, why are you so emphatic?
02:31Um, uh, because Meredith is just completely wrong about almost everything she's been talking
02:36about this season.
02:38So, yeah, I'm totally on everyone else.
02:4183%, that's disappointing.
02:42Okay, John is disappointed.
02:44Thank you very much.
02:45The Marks family have got a lot of phones.
02:47Um, up next, Bronwyn and Meredith had very different versions of their conversations.
02:53Uh, so who do you believe, Meredith or Bronwyn?
02:56Angie Kay, who do you believe?
02:57Bronwyn.
02:58Do you think that Meredith was trying to get info out of Bronwyn about what happened
03:03at the lunch?
03:04Absolutely.
03:05Yes.
03:05John Oliver, I assume you agree.
03:06Yeah, like a CIA mole.
03:08She was trying to, she was trying to force information out of it.
03:10The audience agrees, too.
03:12John, are you happier with the results of this one?
03:14Yeah, but I could be happier.
03:15They're 80% short.
03:16All right.
03:17Thank you very much.
03:18I want to see if you at home agree with Mary.
03:21Are you concerned about Meredith, yes or no?
03:24So, John Oliver, based on what you've seen, are you concerned about Meredith?
03:28Yeah, no, I'm concerned about Meredith.
03:30You are, are you?
03:31Angie Kay, are you concerned about Meredith?
03:33Uh, Mary's closer friends with her, so I can see why she would be.
03:36I am not, honestly.
03:38I think, I mean, she made some questionable choices on that plane, but no.
03:42Okay, the audience is, the audience is concerned.
03:46There you go.
03:47Okay, stay on WWHL.TV for our next poll.
03:50How did you feel about Lisa after she opened up after the play?
03:54Better, worse, or the same?
03:56How about you?
03:57Better.
03:57Better?
03:58Yeah, it was the old Lisa I fell in love with.
04:00The old Lisa you fell in love with.
04:02John Oliver, did you feel better, worse, or the same?
04:04Better, I think, is something about the great Greek playwrights that really unlock emotions
04:09in people that don't seem to have them there.
04:10Yes.
04:11About that story.
04:11There you go.
04:12The audience feels the same.
04:14Okay, uh, since I am joined by one of our most accident-prone housewives of all time,
04:20uh, which of Angie's accidents did you think was the worst?
04:23Her seasickness, her busted finger, or her bruised lip?
04:28Now, I am told that by Captain Jason that the bruised, that the finger actually generated
04:35quite a bit of blood.
04:36Oh, it did?
04:37It was non-stop.
04:38For two days, it bled through every bandage.
04:40Okay, and which would you say was the worst for you?
04:44The finger.
04:45The finger.
04:45And it looks like the audience agrees.
04:47The finger.
04:48Okay, thank you.
04:49And finally, John.
04:50John Oliver is obsessed with Salt Lake City, Roni, and, uh, Little Jersey, but which housewives
04:56city should John Oliver get into next?
04:59Audience, Orange County, Atlanta, Beverly Hills, Miami, or Potomac?
05:04You know what?
05:05I am going, actually, to vote, uh, Miami for you, John Oliver.
05:10And I think, oh, the audience is, it's a flip between Beverly Hills and Miami.
05:15Okay, I'm gonna talk to your wife after the show about this.
05:18Okay, the audience is saying firmly Beverly Hills.
05:20Thank you very much for voting.
05:23Um, very good.
05:27An autopsy technician and a hairstylist walk into a bar just so they can promote their podcast.
05:33Over at the bar, it is the co-host of morbid new episodes on Mondays and Thursdays on SiriusXM.
05:41It's Elena, Eric Hart, and Ash Kelly, and you two are big Bravo fans.
05:48Excited about seeing in the, being in the same airspace as Angie Kay tonight?
05:52Yeah, we're dying.
05:53Yes.
05:53Love you guys.
05:54So thank you.
05:55Wonderful to me.
05:56Tonight, Meredith followed in the footsteps of Lisa Barlow to become the second person this season
06:02to say, I'm fine, while bursting into tears.
06:05And I know superfan John Oliver will cry happy tears if he gets to speak passionately about Salt Lake.
06:13Uh, so let's get into it.
06:15John Oliver, here we go.
06:17Okay.
06:18Um, let me get my cards.
06:20Okay, now that the season is wrapped, uh, did you have a favorite moment of the season?
06:25Well, I thought it was gonna be on the boat when Mary Cosby ate a full meal in bed while you were vomiting four feet away.
06:32I thought that was enough for me.
06:34I thought we peaked.
06:34Yes.
06:35Then you went to Greece.
06:36Everything was fantastic.
06:37And I will say, it was a small moment.
06:39Mary lapping Sambuca like a cat and a saucer of milk was slapstick at its highest.
06:46Um, what did you make of Meredith's tumultuous Grecian experience?
06:51Were the women too tough on her?
06:52I think I know this answer.
06:53Uh, they were not too tough on her.
06:54Okay.
06:55Okay.
06:55Scale of one to ten, how would you rate Angie's hostessing skills in Greece?
06:59I would, I, very, very good.
07:02I would say to you, you can't get a ten if you get kicked out of a restaurant.
07:06Yes.
07:06And say, this is my country, so nine.
07:09And by the way, the, I, the thing about that is, I mean, Greek people like to go late, right?
07:15Yeah.
07:15Uh, Louis, I mean, you, you all like to...
07:18It's the city that doesn't sleep.
07:19Yeah.
07:20The country that doesn't sleep.
07:21I can't believe it.
07:22If they don't give you citizenship for getting smashed in the face by a Greek plate, I don't
07:26understand how their immigration system works.
07:28Uh, do you agree with the women that Lisa speaks for Meredith too often?
07:31Yes.
07:32Yes.
07:32Definitely.
07:33It's like, it's like when Vladimir Putin uses a translator.
07:36Um, you speak English.
07:38What do you think really happened on the flight back?
07:41I don't know, but I want to know.
07:42If we're going to live in a surveillance state, we deserve to know what was going to happen.
07:45Um, what do you make of the news that Bronwyn and Todd have split?
07:49I can't believe it, Andy.
07:50I thought that was a love that would last forever.
07:54Do you, do you have hope that Brittany and Jared are, uh, are, are done for good?
08:00Done, yeah.
08:00I thought you were going to say marriage.
08:01No.
08:01Yes.
08:02No, I hope they don't.
08:03I cannot take another stuffed toy talking to people.
08:05Thank you very much, Sean Oliver.
08:07I cannot take another stuffed toy talking to people, he said.
08:14The genre of tonight's Salt Lake City finale transformed into a full-blown Greek tragedy.
08:19But when it comes to the season at large, let's see if Angie has a regret-a-pla, a regret-a-pus complex.
08:27It is time to play...
08:29Do You, Regretti!
08:30Okay, Angie, as we blaze through your greatest hits from season six, I want to see how many regrets we can get up on the board.
08:38Here we go.
08:39Do you regret organizing that shady play for the final night in Greece?
08:42No.
08:43Okay.
08:44Um, it elicited quite a lot of emotion.
08:46It's great to see the perspective that we have of each other and watch ourselves and make some changes.
08:51Yes, okay.
08:52Uh, do you regret telling Lisa you would pull her ears back further than her surgeon already had?
08:58Don't you guys say yes?
08:59No.
09:00I was gonna say yes, but no.
09:02John Oliver loved that line.
09:04Too funny.
09:04He quoted it earlier this evening.
09:06You did?
09:07Yes.
09:08Okay, do you regret making fun of Mary's flatulence?
09:12Well, no.
09:16No, I mean, look, it created, we won an award.
09:18It created one of the greatest moments in Housewives history.
09:20I better say no.
09:21Okay.
09:22She didn't love it, though.
09:23Yes, she did.
09:23I'll never do it again.
09:24That's an understatement.
09:25I will never do it again.
09:26Okay, do you regret going on the mega yacht seeing how sick you got?
09:30Absolutely, yes.
09:31Never again.
09:32Okay, do you regret not hiring Brittany as your house's listing agent?
09:36Absolutely not.
09:37Okay.
09:38Has your house sold?
09:40No, and it's off the market.
09:41Oh, okay.
09:42Do you regret making the ladies go RV camping?
09:45Never and no.
09:46Do you regret comparing Lisa to Jen Shaw early in the season?
09:50Yes.
09:51Okay, we got to regret.
09:52Do you regret not trademarking high body count hair for yourself?
09:56It was in the works for me, but high body count hair by Angie Kaye is different than high
10:01body count hair.
10:01It's more personalized.
10:03Okay.
10:04All right.
10:05Okay.
10:06Do you regret saying Fresh Wolf belongs in Walmart and getting into Lisa about the product?
10:11It's a C line, and so it was really just a little more factual.
10:16It was factual from a hairdresser's standpoint, but probably didn't like it.
10:20I use the body wash.
10:21Yeah, I know.
10:21I saw that.
10:22Yeah, I do.
10:22I really do.
10:23It's nice.
10:23It's very nice.
10:24I use it too on my...
10:25But it's a C product.
10:25It's a C line, Andy.
10:27Okay, it's a C line.
10:28Do you regret returning a plastic tub full of things Lisa had given you and your family,
10:33including an unopened bottle of Vita tequila?
10:35Yes.
10:35Oh, you do?
10:36It wasn't nice.
10:37Okay.
10:38Do you regret shading Lisa for shopping at Nordstrom?
10:41No.
10:42It's true.
10:42The two.
10:43Those facts.
10:43Yeah.
10:43Okay.
10:44Yeah, they're facts.
10:44I do them facts.
10:45Yes.
10:45John does too.
10:46Is that bad?
10:47No.
10:48Nordstrom is high end.
10:49Yeah.
10:49Yeah.
10:49Oh, okay.
10:50Yeah, okay.
10:50All right.
10:51We got three regrets out of Angie Kaye.
10:52Not bad.
10:53Thank you very much.
10:54Coming up, we have more Angie and John Oliver.
10:57Here's who's stopping by later this week.
11:00Don't go anywhere.
11:01There we go.
11:02You sound shady.
11:03Amy, you sound shady.
11:11Watch what happened now.
11:13Watch what happened now.
11:15What happened now.
11:17Welcome back to What's What Happens Live.
11:19I'm Andy Cohen, live in the Bravo Clubhouse with Angie Katsunevist from the Real Housewives
11:24of Salt Lake City and the host of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver on HBO.
11:29Thank you for the match, John Oliver.
11:32Over at the bar, it is the host of the Morbid Podcast, Elena and Ash.
11:38Elena's book, The Butcher Legacy, is available for pre-order.
11:41Drink a game reminder if you're 21 or over anytime you hear this word.
11:45In honor of Meredith's vibe at lunch, drink something incredibly sour.
11:50Okay, let's take some fan questions.
11:52We have Christina and Antonia in our studio audience with a question for Angie.
11:57Hi.
11:57Hi.
11:58Hi, John.
11:59Our questions for Angie.
12:01And we want to know, our trademark, Brittany trademarked high body count hair.
12:07Are you mad about that?
12:09No, I'm not going to lie.
12:11It was a little shocking in the moment.
12:13Like, she just sort of...
12:14And is it because you didn't think of it first?
12:16No, I actually had tried to trademark it, but she had it under some guy she was dating's
12:21name.
12:21So it wasn't like it was under Brittany.
12:24But mine is also high body count hair by Angie K.
12:26I wanted to make it more personalized.
12:28I'm still selling...
12:29Oh, so you've trademarked high body count hair by Angie K.
12:32That's what mine is under, yes.
12:34And I'm selling merch under it.
12:35I gave you a t-shirt.
12:36Oh, God!
12:38Our audience is very receptive to that.
12:40Yes, thank you.
12:41I mean, look, I said it.
12:42It was a funny moment.
12:43It landed.
12:44But, you know, good for Brittany.
12:45She's really very sweet.
12:47Okay.
12:48John Oliver, you're...
12:49I cannot wait for the lawsuit between the two of you.
12:51Okay.
12:52John Oliver, you...
12:53Season seven.
12:53You...
12:54You...
12:54Your reaction to the way the women treated Brittany this season.
12:58I mean, Brittany is a very, very effective punching bag.
13:04Okay.
13:04No, when you are going to talk about your Osmond relationship to that extent,
13:09you are asking to be criticized.
13:11Okay.
13:11When you're going to bring a cuddly toy with his voice in it,
13:15I don't know what you're expecting from the women other than absolute contempt.
13:20Okay.
13:20Our virtual fan Cara from Virginia is on the line with a question for John Oliver.
13:25Hi, Cara.
13:25Hi.
13:28Hi, Angie.
13:29Hi, Andy.
13:30Hi, John.
13:31Hiya.
13:32Hi.
13:33So I just wanted to know, John, did you ever hear from former mayor Eric Adams
13:38after you gave him a send-off on your show with a speed read through all of his most shocking moments?
13:45I have never heard from him.
13:47Andy, have you?
13:48His first order of business as a private citizen was to respond to my little, you know, run on New Year's Eve.
13:58Yep.
13:59Yes, I did hear from him.
14:01Where's the lie?
14:02Where's the lie?
14:03What did I say that was a lie?
14:05That was basically our point.
14:06Where's the lie?
14:07Yes.
14:07He seemed to let us go.
14:09You.
14:09Yeah, well, how do I?
14:10Why am I in this?
14:11I don't know.
14:12I mean, yes.
14:12I don't know.
14:13Thank you, fans.
14:14I appreciate it.
14:15You are so good.
14:17John, have you gotten into heated rivalry yet since it's in your HBO family?
14:22No, I haven't seen any heated rivalry yet, but I will.
14:24Okay.
14:25Is it good?
14:26Yeah.
14:26Oh, okay.
14:27Yes.
14:27Going into the poker.
14:28Oh, my God.
14:29Yes.
14:30Hockey players who do it in the butt.
14:33I mean, what could be better?
14:34Is that the logline?
14:36That's the logline.
14:37If it is, it should be.
14:38Yes, yes.
14:40Hockey players who do it in the butt.
14:42Why are you not watching this?
14:43Yes.
14:44You're doing HBO's job for them.
14:45It's your HBO family.
14:47Angie, Brendan, I want to know if you were surprised at all that Bronwyn got so emotional in response
14:53to the play.
14:55No, I think she's still, you know, trying to find her friendship.
14:58She's trying to fit in.
14:59She's trying to figure out who she should tell what to, whether it's noble or whether it's
15:03like a way to gain friendship.
15:05So she's still learning, but she's very smart.
15:07I think she'll figure it out.
15:08Okay.
15:09Okay.
15:10A mere hours after busting her lip, Angie nearly broke an ankle on the stairs down to lunch,
15:17but for once, something other than Angie's limbs might be shattered in a game of OPA.
15:25No, they didn't.
15:26Okay.
15:26I'm going to lob shady questions at both of you for every question you actually answer.
15:32You will get to partake in the Greek tradition of breaking plates and tableware on the ground.
15:38Okay, spin it, control room.
15:43Angie, who had your least favorite reunion look?
15:45Oh, my God.
15:47Angie, least favorite.
15:51If you answer, you get to break the thing.
15:53Well, I want to break it.
15:54Okay.
15:54And answer.
15:56Don't ask me who to say.
15:58It's my knee.
16:00Okay.
16:01Very good.
16:04John, which Real Housewife have you talked the most crap about with your friends?
16:08Which Real Housewife?
16:09Better not be me.
16:12Probably.
16:15The Salt Lake or just all real?
16:17Anybody.
16:17Oh, it's a reason.
16:18Okay.
16:19Oh.
16:19Sorry.
16:22Wow.
16:22It broke in the air.
16:23I apologize.
16:24Is that blood?
16:25Is that blood?
16:26Is that blood, Angie?
16:28Angie, one Bravo celebrity you felt snubbed by at BravoCon.
16:32Oh, Erica James.
16:33Oh, right.
16:33Erica James.
16:35Okay.
16:36Okay.
16:37John, who's the weakest host in the Strike Force Five?
16:41Colbert or Fallon?
16:42Kamala Myers?
16:43Me.
16:43Don't break it.
16:44Okay.
16:45Wait a minute.
16:45I can't answer questions.
16:47I can't answer questions.
16:47Okay.
16:48Spin it.
16:51Both of you on a scale from one to ten, I was surprised for you by Bronwyn and Todd's separation.
16:56Should we break it together?
16:58Are we both going to say zero?
16:59Zero.
17:00Zero.
17:01All right.
17:02Spin it around.
17:05Angie, name three things Mary does that gets under your skin.
17:10Farts.
17:12Gets negative.
17:13Sometimes gets mad at me.
17:15Okay.
17:16Okay.
17:16Love Mary.
17:17The oppa to Mary.
17:18Okay.
17:19Very good.
17:20Spin it.
17:22John, in honor.
17:23Oh, John, who's one housewife you consider to be the biggest tragedy?
17:27Oh, John.
17:28I mean, isn't Jim Shaw literally in prison?
17:30All right.
17:32All right.
17:32All right.
17:33Spin it around.
17:35Let's do one more.
17:36We have one more plate.
17:39Angie, what can you say about the rumors?
17:40You and Sean?
17:41Oh, I'm still married.
17:44I'm into franchise when it comes to business, but I'm into one fry when it comes to marriage.
17:48Oppa.
17:49Okay.
17:51After the break, more with these two.
17:53And John Oliver is getting the final word on Salt Lake City.
17:57Did I cut you?
17:58Okay.
17:58All right.
17:59All right.
18:00All right.
18:00Welcome back to What's It Every Time.
18:16I am Andy here with Angie, John, and Rina and Ash at the bar.
18:23Angie Juan from North Carolina tweeted, you keep going off on Lisa for allegedly digging
18:29up information, but you went full Sherlock Holmes getting information on Lisa's new horse.
18:34Do you see the hypocrisy?
18:36That was actually just like texted to me like, oh my gosh, we're so excited.
18:40Lisa's lacing a horse at our barn.
18:42Oh, someone randomly texted you their excitement that Lisa was leasing a horse in their barn?
18:48It's a small horse world in Salt Lake City.
18:52So yes, it's true.
18:53It's real.
18:54You're saying that information dropped on your lap that she was leasing a horse?
18:58I swear to God.
18:59Okay, but then she said she was thinking of getting another horse.
19:02So do you think that meant she's thinking of leasing another horse?
19:06I think that she was not getting a second horse.
19:08I think she was leasing a first horse, and then I didn't see any photos of it, and I
19:13just was like, oh, okay, well, she rode a donkey in Greece.
19:16We're good.
19:18John, I'm assuming that you are upset that Last Week Tonight is not on now, so you couldn't
19:23cover this story, right?
19:24I want to do 45 minutes on Lisa's rented horse.
19:28Yes, yes.
19:30Were you aware that leasing a horse was this comment?
19:34I didn't know that was something you could do, but it sounds like you should own a horse.
19:38If you're going to talk about having a horse, you should own it, right?
19:40Well, we want to make sure we love...
19:42John, do you think Lisa...
19:43You're borrowing a horse.
19:44John, do you think Lisa lives a very different life than the other ladies?
19:48I think she lives the exact same life, but she has a borrowed horse as well.
19:52Okay.
19:53Okay.
19:54John Oliver has described Salt Lake City as a masterpiece and one of the best programs
20:00in any genre on television.
20:02I stand by it.
20:03So I know he is probably bursting at the seams to give us a few more takes on finale night.
20:10It is time for Last Season Tonight.
20:12I'm just going to put 30 seconds on the clock for John to close...
20:16Closing thoughts and feelings on season six.
20:19I want to congratulate you, all the women, all the producers of this magnificent season of television.
20:24I also would really like to give some thanks to that Greek tragedy writer.
20:32Spectacular writing.
20:33To start with Lisa, one of the eldest.
20:37I knew in that moment she had chosen violence.
20:41I knew we were in for a ride.
20:42Then you're not two-faced, you're no-faced.
20:45Britney, when you speak, your words sound like childish noise.
20:50Andy, the Oscars in March are going to be given out.
20:53There will be an Oscar for best screenplay.
20:55None of the writing will be as good as that.
20:58Thank you very much, John Oliver.
21:00I want to thank Angie, John, Elena, and Ash for being here.
21:04The word of the night was Meredith.
21:06We said it eight times.
21:08You have been playing our drinking game, No Driving.
21:10Watched Last Week Tonight with John Oliver premiering in a month.
21:14See you tomorrow night after Southern Charm, everybody.
21:17Stick around for our after show.
21:19See you tomorrow night after episode.
21:41See you tomorrow night after episode.
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