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00:00Yeah, mate, if you could just have a little dab around here, mate, yeah, don't worry.
00:11Oh, it's crazy now, babe.
00:13You can warm me up when we get back inside.
00:15Oh, hold your horses.
00:16You've got that adoption meeting to get ready for, remember?
00:18Hey, you're coming along.
00:20So you ain't gonna want me now, is she?
00:21It's a family interview, and they already know you exist.
00:24Yeah.
00:25Oi, watch it!
00:27Oi, we got a problem.
00:28Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, come on, look.
00:30It's obviously an accident, wasn't it?
00:32Sorry, I didn't see you.
00:36But just be careful next time, yeah?
00:38Okay.
00:42See?
00:45Show the adoption boat what a informed character looks.
00:48Come on, Harry.
00:49Get you a cup, child.
00:53Harry!
00:54Ben, we can't just leave. We've got Ricky and Charlie.
00:56It's out of my hands and in his.
00:57Well, Jane, Jane, hold on.
00:58You don't need to drag Lily and Charlie into this.
01:01They're under my duty of care.
01:02Well, no, you've got me and Alfie helping, right?
01:05Exactly.
01:06How about we go and get you a match, yeah?
01:08No amount of drugs is gonna stop me from seeing Jasmine for what she's really like,
01:11so you have got until lunchtime to get rid or we're out.
01:16Benny!
01:16You know, I don't think Jean's slept a wink.
01:22Again, after last night.
01:25Oh, mate, I'm gonna have to go.
01:26I've got to get ready for this meeting.
01:27Hey, it's all good, darling.
01:29I've got this.
01:30Cheers.
01:30No blooming breakfast customers, then.
01:35I reckon Ian's intercepted them all.
01:38Good thing, too, because we are not equipped to compete with the calf.
01:41We could do with the extra income.
01:44And Max has got a load of flat viewings later.
01:46I thought you'd be pleased to see the back of him.
01:48Him, yes.
01:49His wallet, no.
01:51You rub that any harder, darling.
01:53A genie's gonna jump out.
01:55Oh, wait.
01:56Let me guess.
01:57Max has tried another round of tonsil tennis, has he?
01:59No, no, no, no.
02:00It's this school reunion.
02:02The more I think about it, the more I want to give it a miss.
02:05Honey keeps texting, all excited.
02:07I mean, it's not even her school.
02:08This sounds like nerves to me.
02:10Listen, only losers in life avoid these events.
02:13You show up and you peacock the hell out of it with your wins.
02:17Oh, what?
02:18Running a cash-track B&B with my overbearing mother?
02:20Excuse me?
02:21This is a boutique hotel.
02:22What do you mean, overbearing?
02:24I swear, if this is Honey, I...
02:28Hello?
02:33Yes, speaking.
02:36Ollie?
02:43Where's the box with all my hair stuff?
02:48I have no idea.
02:49Well, there's no rush.
02:50I have to change it into something more demure, Sophie's orders, or...
02:55I need a quick shower as well before we head over.
02:57What, are you coming to the adoption meeting?
02:58Yeah, I'm going to prove to them that I can behave and that I'm a change man.
03:03I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to lie, what Grandma was saying earlier is that she definitely did not want you there today.
03:11I mean, it ain't personal.
03:12Well, it kind of is, but, like...
03:13Just think about it, who'd let a family associate with someone like Dad and adopt a kid?
03:18Just with your record or not?
03:20Oh, it's fine.
03:21Well, I'd rather not be interrogated anyway, so, uh...
03:23But we're turning over a new leaf.
03:25Daddy's just worried about good role models.
03:27Right, come on, you lot better finish getting ready, you want to be late on my account, do you?
03:33Yeah.
03:34Right, go on.
03:35Off you go.
03:36And you.
03:40Oh, it's all good.
03:41Bye.
03:42Where's my jacket?
03:43I don't know.
03:45Nice.
03:46Where's my jacket?
03:48I swear you had it, like...
03:50No, my jacket's...
03:51Come on, what's taking so long?
03:52My jacket, Mum?
03:53Yeah, and I didn't know what's happening.
03:55I have got tons of...
03:57So, now, you just need to focus on your recovery.
04:00You keep your head down, get your eyes open, alright?
04:04And learn more accidentally bumping into Ravi.
04:09Gina.
04:10Morning.
04:11Hi.
04:17You should give it time.
04:18No, she deserves better.
04:20Then I'll get to keep the girl, do we?
04:24Hey, listen.
04:25Me and the kids, we're getting a load of Chinese in the night, right?
04:28And watch a film.
04:30Fancy it?
04:31Yeah, sounds sweet.
04:32Yeah, see?
04:33See, I told you, old man, that I'd look out for you, didn't I?
04:37Hey, Billy, there's a bird over there that's ironing up your ceramic token.
04:40I'm joking.
04:41It's worth a few quid days.
04:43Right, I'll see you tonight, okay?
04:45And keep your nose clean.
04:46You all right?
04:47Yeah.
04:48Where are we at with Ravi?
04:49Delivery's just landed.
04:50Enough for a nice little cocktail.
04:51All we need now is a visit from Ravi.
04:53You sure you stood up for this?
04:54With every bone in my body.
04:55Get this in, sweetheart.
04:56Just follow your nose, darling.
04:57I mean, Caulfield's hardly the size of Walford, is it?
04:59Everything's your end.
05:00The boys and Jasmine all right?
05:01Yeah, yeah, boys are good, and Jasmine has fitted in, like, you know, like butter on toast.
05:18Trust me, everything is fine, darling.
05:20like butter on toast trust me everything is fine darling just um okay okay listen you're cutting
05:28it listen if you can hear me i love you i'll talk to you later hey hey hey what you're not
05:33great doing a runner are you no i always just want to cover this store i just thought i'd best
05:38head considering gene station out ultimatums okay okay well then let's just forget about that little
05:43kerfuffle last night now gene she has a point i have done some really messed up things out for
05:49me okay you do not want me sticking around hey listen to me i want all my family sticking around
05:54okay now we've forgiven you for everything that's happened but the slaters and the moons
06:00we protect our own okay come hell or a high water gene didn't get that memo did you okay no i'll get
06:08that but listen once gene's on a new meds it'll balance her out jazz come on just give it a few
06:15days i promise you you're surrounded by people who care about you at least think about it yeah
06:20you just don't sound like ollie lashing out hitting other kids
06:27well patrick said a similar thing about anthony you gotta watch a man's temper you never know
06:33wait might lead ollie's 10. even so i'll go
06:38linda i've sent you about six texts are we still on for tonight oh honey look i really appreciate you
06:45offering to join me but i'm not going to go to the reunion tonight i really need to talk to ollie
06:49after school no no i was really looking forward to tonight even if the legs waxed
06:54not here you didn't no i assumed you were close because i'm family bereavement oh when was the last
07:02time you did something fun for linda hey she's got a point yeah oh that'll be 30 pounds please
07:09exactly carpool dm it's for your own sanity please all right i guess okay yeah all right good well
07:19i'll see you tonight well i'll see you tonight well now's look nice oh just there yeah i got it
07:27has anyone seen my purse i need to book a coach to edinburgh for this evening well you're not
07:39looking at care homes up there are you oh no no no no no no me and niger will put in our house on
07:43the market we need it sold as soon as well that's a big step yeah well it's a necessary one
07:50so uh where are you gonna live like long term oh i haven't thought that far ahead oh oh uh i'm just
07:57concentrating on nigel's needs at the moment yeah well happy goes well oh thanks see you two later
08:05she does know that you're taking him abroad yeah you had a lot of concentrate on what nigel needs
08:16well portuguese sun coastal views doing the world of good yeah but you're planning on bringing him
08:21back listen nigel don't need dumping in some grotty care home i know that much phil soon enough he's
08:26not gonna know if he's in the algarve or down the allotment he just needs familiar faces and a lot
08:31of support yeah well grant said we could stay at his oh yeah right grant's gonna slip on a penny is he
08:36and play at florence nightingale sam nigel is dying don't you think he deserves one break away
08:41before that happens so just keep your big hair yeah what and anthony's sons definitely won't come
08:51down for the funeral i don't think their mother will permit that patrick's their granddad surely
08:56they want to see him you know hey right ladies hope you enjoyed it yeah lovely al john i won't be long
09:03mate i know what you want seems like you could use a hand good thing i'm staying then isn't it
09:10hey lovely well if you're gonna stay you can hold a fork for me while i go and change the barrel yeah
09:15okay sure as long as you don't put your back out oh very funny you come here
09:18so you've chosen the demonic heathen over your own family yeah gene now you listen no you listen
09:27after all my investigations she is bad news jean don't start that again okay listen she's done
09:32nothing wrong everything on my crime wall suggests otherwise jasmine murdered anthony
09:39he's attacked you're arresting the poor girl she bore false witness from the very second she
09:44arrived on the square oh do you know what well done you win i'm off jean why don't we talk about
09:50this upstairs come on jean don't leave because of me oh never be well i've sucked everyone else into
09:57your shadow of darkness but i see the devil behind those eyes okay jean listen look you're upsetting
10:02everybody here okay now just please just go home and we'll talk about this later please
10:07i love you all right look don't worry about jean just come and come and sit down with us
10:19i'm fine thank you come
10:20i think that went well sookie seemed kind of relaxed eve sure weren't too busy stressing about
10:35that gene drama yeah and they were all up in our business i mean it's not like we're the ones
10:39adopting the kid uh don't get too comfortable you both can still make the last bit of college
10:45what no one's bothered about that mom let's see what dad thinks rabbi do you reckon dad's
10:53upset about what we said earlier oh it hardly comes a surprise to him like he knows what he's
10:57done oh i didn't see his text he's helping vinnie with some business stuff guess that means
11:05it's college for you two then doesn't it come on off we go oh see ya see ya see ya should we
11:16bunk yeah we went to watford just before our final exams left all our can in town mates behind
11:25oh no that's not good yeah they were devastated i mean me and mick were like the original posh and
11:29becks no linda they're checking names oh that's a bit over the top wow maybe i could sneak you in
11:36around the back no not after the last time your mother was looking for charlie what oh it's a long
11:42story i'm not going in on my own you could use someone else's name why who's name well there'd be
11:49loads of people who don't turn up life's losers as my mother so nicely put it oh come on honey
11:55this is what carpe diem is all about linda linda hi i am linda carter and this is b
12:04pollard pollard pollard excuse me she's um just had her lips done sure in you go
12:34hey landing are you here don't worry my lips are sealed everyone needs space now again
12:46isaac's birthday is next week he's been giving me space
12:53two dead sons and isaac avoiding me too what a legacy
13:01your sons could have done a lot worse than you for a dad yeah man but you know my parting
13:08word to aunt and you you were holding into account like a proper dad should yeah but i belittled
13:14him let's be honest that man i'm a failure for a father stiff competition for that round here
13:19patrick according to my kids anyway you after another drink or are you just gonna stick your
13:24eyes in no no no no no no no a double rum for him on me and a drink for you too
13:31what's that's how you think it's been a special place?
13:34all right
13:39hard and hard to find out
13:40PM
13:42hard to find out
13:51good
13:51Phil
13:51chapter
13:52approach
13:52pull your plans babe
13:53we're on
13:58Hi.
14:00Yeah, sorry. I must make sure I talk to Ollie in the morning.
14:03Yeah. Well, come on. The phone's away.
14:05Oh, yeah. I need to tap into our schoolgirl personas.
14:07Oh. Well, I definitely had more fun back then.
14:10Until I got pregnant.
14:13Well, I bet you were batting the boys away with a stick.
14:16Oh, no. I was a mixed girl. Never had to worry about that.
14:20Although, Max did try it on last week.
14:23Did you, too?
14:25No! What do you take me for?
14:27Red-blooded woman with a pulse.
14:29Honey? What?
14:31No, it's Bea Pollard talking, not me.
14:33Oh, no, no, no. Bea would never, um...
14:36She was more of a hang-out-with-the-teachers type.
14:39Oh, one of those. One of those, yeah.
14:42She was obsessed with these little crocheted birds on her bag.
14:47I think she even named them.
14:49Um... Oh.
14:51Herbert and Delilah.
14:53Well, looking back, she was a bit odd.
14:56I can't judge. I like birds.
14:58I'm quite partial to a cute little woodpecker.
15:01Oh, well, that explains Billy, then.
15:05Oh, Shona and Dave!
15:07Oh, I haven't seen them in forever. I'll be right back.
15:09Julie's still there?
15:23Yeah, upstairs packing.
15:25You come to your senses yet?
15:27Look at her flights to Portugal.
15:29Me and Nigel leave on Friday.
15:31What, this Friday?
15:33Yeah, I'm gonna text Louie, see if she wants to bring Peggy to join us.
15:36Are you living in La La Land?
15:38Julie ain't gonna have this.
15:40If we stay longer, Julie can catch us up later.
15:42Anyway, it's probably cheaper getting her care out in Portugal.
15:44You can barely say help in Portuguese, let alone find it.
15:47It's what I said.
15:49And I promised Nigel I'd do right by him.
15:51And this, this is for the best.
15:52Oh, really?
15:53For who?
15:55Since when have you been so interested?
15:57Oh, I don't know, Phil.
15:58I thought you supported family, you know, no matter what.
16:02What's that supposed to mean?
16:04Sam, what's that supposed to mean?
16:08I got the date for my surgery.
16:11It's in two weeks, but I guess you'll be long gone by then, won't you?
16:21Sorry, sorry, did you want to get to the Canapes?
16:24No, I don't touch white meat or dairy.
16:28And I'm very intolerant of gluten.
16:31No, I, uh, we're bag twins.
16:34Great taste.
16:35Ah, so we are!
16:38Don't you just love the inner flaps that hide the mirror?
16:41My Billy was ever so surprised when I pulled it out.
16:45Bea, I can't place you from school.
16:49What?
16:50Um, I used to hang out with the teachers.
16:53Yeah, but you might remember my crocheted buds.
16:56They were attached to my, to my backpack.
16:59Herbert and Delilah.
17:00Oh, Hubert and Delilah.
17:02Yeah, I remember them very well.
17:05Yeah.
17:06I mean, I was a bit of an oddball, wasn't I, back then, but...
17:08I wouldn't say that, me neither, but then I am biased.
17:13I'll be.
17:14What are you playing at?
17:16You, man, I tell you.
17:17Me father, he was a strict God-fearing man, you know?
17:19And I was scared of him.
17:20Yeah, he died when I was still a boy, though.
17:21Lucky you.
17:22Oh, sorry.
17:23I tell you, my father, he was a strict God-fearing man, you know, and I was scared of him.
17:29Yeah, he died when I was still a boy, though.
17:33Lucky you. Oh, sorry.
17:36Wait, I take it your father, Nish, wasn't all that different.
17:41A geese called Ranbir raised me, but him and Nish were two bees in the pod. Poison.
17:48Yeah, I swore I'd do better by the boys. You could be there for them to be different from my father.
17:58You know, one fight don't erase all the years Anthony felt wanted.
18:02Not everybody could say that.
18:04No, breaking the cycle is not all that easy at all at all.
18:07But you've done well by your kids. You should be proud, man.
18:12Well, you're getting through these quickly, aren't you, fellas?
18:15That's a dark one for you, Patrick.
18:17Spice for you, Ravi.
18:19You're on the house, all right?
18:22Yeah. Yeah, man, you should hold your head high.
18:28All your kids, they're on your side.
18:31Cherish that, at least.
18:34You hear me?
18:36We need packed bags, Lily. Now!
18:47Alfie, she just won't listen to me.
18:50Oh, who's she? The cat's mother?
18:52I have given Lynn our exact time of arrival.
18:55Well, you're going to Lynn's?
18:57Nan, please, I don't want to drag Charlie halfway across London.
19:02Gene, why don't we just have a cuppa and have a chat about it?
19:04Oh, I'm sorry, Eve.
19:05But Charlie, Lily and I have really got to evacuate pronto.
19:09Chop, chop!
19:10All right.
19:11Jean, you know, I think it's a great idea you're going to spend some time with Lynn.
19:18Bit of space, good for your head, you know?
19:20So how about Lily and Charlie staying with me at the Vic, yeah?
19:25But Jasmine, on your Nelly.
19:27Nan, even after everything that's happened with Jasmine, I still feel safer with her than I do you right now.
19:32You are not well!
19:35I'm sorry, please don't hate me.
19:39Decision's yours. Go.
19:40All right.
19:41Well, let's go pack you a bag.
19:43Come on.
19:48This is precisely Jasmine's plan!
19:51A snake in the cradle!
19:53You do as you wish, but do not trust her!
19:59Jean?
20:00Jean, I'm going to walk Lily and Charlie over to the pub, but I'm going to be straight back, okay?
20:07So, just stay here. Don't go anywhere. Please.
20:21Help me find my scarf and then we can leg it before she comes out the loo.
20:24I'm so sorry, I'm mortified.
20:26Right.
20:28Linda, it's been years. How's old Mickey boy doing?
20:31He's dead.
20:34Oh, you're not going so soon.
20:37It's always lovely, uh, bumping into old friends, but, um...
20:41Old friends. As if I was cool enough to be part of your pink lady posse.
20:45Oh, you had a pink posse?
20:47We were a group of girly girls like Jason Donovan and wearing pink.
20:51Oh.
20:53Well, it's always nice to see a new face.
20:55Especially one impersonating me.
20:57Listen, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to offend.
21:00No worries. I'm flattered Linda remembers me.
21:03Her lot only used to give me the time of day to mock me.
21:06Some things never change.
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21:36Saw yourself out, mate.
21:38That big one.
22:03You all right, mate?
22:06Mm.
22:07You're not looking too well.
22:11Now, come on.
22:13I'll look after you.
22:16Yeah.
22:19I'm gonna try and get Charlie off,
22:21but just thanks again, families.
22:23Oh, Lily, listen, any time I've got a bomb out quickly.
22:26But, listen, good news.
22:27Jazzy's gonna crash on the sofa,
22:28which means you get a proper bed tonight.
22:31Lily, please tell me. Do me a favour, will you?
22:33Under my roof, I need you girls to play nice.
22:36Try and get along.
22:37Jaz, she is trying, all right?
22:39Catch you later.
22:40Yeah, but make yourself at home in the flat.
22:42Okay?
22:43Did you get a good night's sleep?
22:44Yeah, yeah, kind of.
22:45I mean, apart from the foxes going out around the back.
22:47Are you sure it wasn't my dad and Denise?
22:50Yeah, sorry, that was a bad joke.
22:53Yeah.
22:54But, to be fair, the walls are, like, proper thin.
22:57So, you're telling me I need to buy earplugs
23:00for when Vinny comes over?
23:02Did he say something?
23:04Uh, no, but I saw you on New Year's.
23:06Ah, you got the full Fireheart display, didn't ya?
23:10Yeah, it was a big surprise.
23:13In every sense.
23:15But it was a one-off, okay?
23:17We're not becoming you and Harry.
23:18Oh, erm...
23:20Me and Harry, we're...
23:22We're done.
23:24He's got a lot of demons that he needs to face before me, so...
23:29Yep.
23:43What's wrong?
23:47Big man can't handle a cocktail.
23:50Do you remember when you had me locked up tripping off my nut?
23:55No?
23:56You was an Ibiza with your family, weren't ya?
24:01Meanwhile, my whole life has been ripped apart.
24:06I've lost my girl, my old man.
24:10I nearly snuffed it myself.
24:12But you...
24:14You just swan about without a scratch.
24:19At least time you knew what hell feels like.
24:23Help me!
24:33Harry!
24:34I know you're in there.
24:35I can't see the light under the door, mate.
24:37Harry!
24:38Bill!
24:39How can I help ya?
24:41You forgot, ain't ya?
24:42What?
24:43Our Chinese.
24:44A dozen prawn balls in here.
24:46Egg fried rice.
24:47Beef and oyster sauce.
24:48Chicken chow mein.
24:49And prawn crackers!
24:50Yeah, that sounds like a lovely spread, mate.
24:51But I've got a few more motors to do.
24:52No.
24:53Well, I'll tell you what.
24:54I'll give the kids a bell, tell them to come over.
24:55All right, all right, all right.
24:56I'll come.
24:57Yeah?
24:58Yeah.
24:59Good boy.
25:00You're right in there.
25:01You're right in there.
25:02You're right, Rhonda, and we're right in there.
25:03You're right in there.
25:04You're right in there.
25:05You're right in there, Rhonda.
25:06Oh, that sounds like a lovely spread, mate, but I've got a few more motors to do.
25:07No.
25:08Well, I'll tell you what.
25:09I'll give the kids a bell.
25:10Tell them to come over.
25:11All right, all right, all right.
25:12I'll come.
25:13Yeah.
25:14Good boy.
25:15Looking swish in here.
25:22Anna, thanks for my mum for today.
25:24Careful.
25:25Good, cos I'm starving.
25:26Yeah, I thought Dad was having dinner with us.
25:28Well, Uncle Vinny's errands must be holding him up.
25:31Uncle Vinny hasn't told him to do anything.
25:35So where's he been all day?
25:37When was the last time you saw him?
25:40This morning.
25:41I think he was a bit cut up about that adoption stuff.
25:44Dad's phone's up.
25:45Right, well, I'll pop out and see if he's local, then.
25:49Food, you can wait. I can give you a hand.
25:52What is the drama?
25:53Dad's been up loads of times with his phone off.
25:55Yeah, there's no drama.
25:56Just quicker he's back, the quicker we can all have dinner together.
26:00As a family.
26:01Yeah, yeah, I'll come with.
26:02Mike, don't touch the food, yeah?
26:04I'm definitely eating.
26:06Okay.
26:17Fuck.
26:18Fuck.
26:19I've made it.
26:19Okay.
26:20Hey, what is that?
26:32There is no help here, son.
26:51No!
26:52No!
26:54No!
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