00:01When my father disappeared and Mother Brain tried to take over Videoland,
00:05we're only hopefully in an ancient prophecy that a great warrior from another world would come to our rescue.
00:20I admit, I was a bit skeptical when Kevin showed up.
00:23But now, I don't know how we'd ever get along without him.
00:30Live, direct from our plotless studio world,
00:42we proudly present the courageous, the thrilling, the exciting adventures of Wombat Man.
00:53Wombat Man's heroic hand saves the day wherever he lands.
01:00Wombat Man!
01:16Wombat Man!
01:20Wombat Man!
01:22Wombat Man!
01:24Ooh, no!
01:32Huh!
01:38Kid Icarus, what have you been doing in here? Having a party?
01:42No, I'm just practicing my Wombat word.
01:44I can't seem to get it right.
01:46What could you possibly see in a hairy rodent who flits around in purple underwear?
01:52You'll never escape Wombat-Man, you robo-dodo.
02:09Please stand by. We seem to be experiencing some technical difficulty.
02:14Is that part of the show?
02:16No way, Kis. Look, the robot's attacking the TV crew.
02:22I am the director and I command you to stop.
02:28We have to go to help them.
02:30He's right. Let's hit it, N-Team.
02:34But I'm going to miss Weird World of Spirits.
02:37Ah!
02:46Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:50Ah!
02:51Ah!
02:52Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:54Ah!
02:55Ah!
02:56Ah!
02:57Ah!
02:58Ah!
02:59Ah!
03:00Ah!
03:01Ah!
03:02Ah!
03:03Ah!
03:04Ah!
03:05Ah!
03:06Ah!
03:07Ah!
03:08Ah!
03:13Ah!
03:14If this is the Wombat Man Adventure Hour, how come we're the ones having the adventure?
03:19Yikes!
03:26Yikes!
03:28Here comes Wombat Man now!
03:42Wombat Man, speak to me!
03:44It's not the real Wombat Man, Kid Icarus, it's only a robot!
03:49You mean Wombat Man doesn't do his own heroic stunts?
03:56Wow!
03:57What a stunt!
04:02Game Boy, see if you can locate the robot's control box.
04:05Compliance!
04:06Initiating search!
04:14The diode's connected to the disk drive!
04:17The disk drive's connected to the bus!
04:22Target located!
04:24I'll get you a clear shot, Captain N!
04:35Oh, that was the most heroic stuff I've ever seen!
04:42You wanna be in pictures?
04:44Gosh, Yikes, no!
04:45I just wanna meet the real Wombat Man!
04:47Speak for yourself, Shrimpo!
04:48Shall we talk contracts?
04:49You're a dreamboat!
04:50Looks like your first fan's got a crush on you, Simon!
04:51Very cool!
04:52You're a dreamboat!
04:53Looks like your first fan's got a crush on you, Simon!
04:56Very funny, Captain N!
04:57And...
04:58What?
04:59You wanna be in pictures?
05:00You wanna be in pictures?
05:01Gosh, Yikes, no!
05:02I just wanna meet the real Wombat Man!
05:04Speak for yourself, Shrimpo!
05:06Shall we talk contracts?
05:12You're a dreamboat!
05:14Looks like your first fan's got a crush on you, Simon!
05:18Very funny, Captain N!
05:29Stunts, schmuntz!
05:30Listen, kid, I haven't done my own stunts in years!
05:35Not even your famous Wombat Rollicus?
05:40I'm a star now!
05:41I leave all that to the robots!
05:43Your costume, sir!
05:48Thanks, Selmer!
05:57But...
05:58I've always tried to be a hero!
06:00Just like you, Ickus!
06:02Tell you what, kid!
06:03Put some lifts in your boots!
06:05Take a speech class to get rid of that Ickus problem!
06:08And I'll put in a good word for you at the studio!
06:14Look, I'm kinda in a rush right now!
06:17Why don't you all take the tour of the studio as my special guests?
06:20Ciao!
06:22It's amateurs like him that give us real heroes a bad name!
06:29Hey, cheer up!
06:30He's just a TV hero!
06:31You're a real one!
06:32You're right, Captain N!
06:34Let's go take that tour!
06:40Aw, poor kid!
06:41It's tough when your hero lets you down!
06:48Maybe Wombat Man's just having a bad day!
06:55Listen up, you bubbly wombat brain!
06:58Now that I've taken control of my Oblopolis computer system,
07:01I have no intention of letting those N-12 slip through my tentacles!
07:06Not after all the trouble I took luring them here with that robot!
07:11Whoa!
07:12Is that clear enough for you?
07:14But you said if I helped you get them here, you'd let Nicky go!
07:21Whoa!
07:24That's what you get for believing me!
07:26Wombi, my precious!
07:31Does it hurt?
07:33There's a name for my pain, and it's mother brain!
07:37Now let's see how those N-perps are doing on their little studio tour!
07:43They're about to get the ride of their life!
07:49Or should I say, the ride of their best!
07:53Hey, King Hippo!
07:54How do you like your N-team?
07:55Well done or extra crispy?
07:56Hey, King Hippo!
07:57How do you like your N-team?
07:59Well done or extra crispy?
08:01Well, I think this tour is hot!
08:02Oh no!
08:03I don't know!
08:04You can't see, the fire is not too hot!
08:06Oh no!
08:07You can't see, the fire is not too hot!
08:10You can't see, the fire is not too hot!
08:11I don't know!
08:12I don't know if you're going to catch the fire.
08:13Well, I think this tour is hot!
08:14Oh no!
08:15Oh no!
08:46You missed, Egg Breath! Time to stop monkeying around!
08:55Hmm, first an auto-control robot, then a fired up dragon.
08:58I'm beginning to smell a rot!
09:08Yeah, a big hairy one!
09:15Oh no!
09:25Whoa!
09:37You lame brains! You let those antons get away again!
09:41Out of my sight!
09:45You know, you really wanna break a hard fall like that.
09:48You wanna kinda tuck your head in.
09:50You wanna kinda roll your shoulders.
09:52You wanna...
09:53Ah!
09:54You wanna kinda shut up?
09:56I'll give you one last chance to help me get rid of the end team once and for all!
10:00On your show!
10:05No! Not my show!
10:07It's...
10:08It's sacred to Wombat Man fans all over Videoland!
10:12Okay then!
10:13Don't do it for me!
10:14Do it for your daddy, girlfriend!
10:16Go, go, breathe!
10:23Ah!
10:24Help!
10:25Help!
10:26Ah!
10:27Help me!
10:28Ah!
10:29Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:31Ah!
10:32Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:34Ah!
10:35Ah!
10:36Please, please don't hurt her!
10:38I'll do anything!
10:39That's better now get out there and put captain mini and his midwits on your show
10:55Put more grit in your flip kid or soul in your role
11:04You got moxie kid you remind me of me when I first started out in this superhero
11:09And why won't you show me how to do the wombat wall? I told you I don't do that stuff anymore
11:17What's the matter are you chicken?
11:22Wombat man afraid ha I'm afraid of nothing and nobody you hear
11:33Gee whizzakiss what I say
11:39And now just one more pop to set the stage and I'm ready for action
11:43How's my new little toy coming?
11:46All done your magnificent braininess
11:52Voila! The N-Team Destructo Black Marble
11:57Then let's wrap her up and see what she does
12:00Let go!
12:10Let go!
12:13I always knew you had a magnetic personality, King Hippo
12:20Wow!
12:22My Wombie won't let you get away with this.
12:29Oh, yeah? How's he gonna stop me?
12:37Wombat-Man's heroic hand saved the day wherever he lands.
12:42Stop him, you fool!
12:50Wombat, roll!
12:52What's the matter, King Hippo?
12:55Catch a little boot-in-mouth disease?
12:58Oh, Wombie, this is just like the episode
13:01where you rescued me from the Rept Woman.
13:05Here's tomatoes in your eyes!
13:18I had more tomatoes than that thrown at me
13:20when I first started acting.
13:22I smell a Wombat red!
13:29Will the real Wombat-Man please stand up?
13:42I'm sorry, Nicky. I tried.
13:58That's okay, Wombie. You'll always be my number one guy.
14:04Who cares? After I finish off the end-team,
14:07I'll be number one queen of video land.
14:10Woo-hoo!
14:11Woo-hoo!
14:13Woo-hoo-hoo!
14:14Okay, in this shot, the end-team has come to help Wombat-Man
14:18defeat evil, alien, invade-off.
14:21Places, everyone.
14:22Stay on your toes, gang.
14:24I've got a hunch anything can happen.
14:26Now, where are those crewmen with my spaceship?
14:29Ah, here they are.
14:39Wombat-Man, we won't need you and Kid Icarus
14:42to save the day until the last scene.
14:44Oh, this will be my best show ever?
14:47Wrong one-er.
14:49This will be my best show ever.
14:52Wombat-Action!
14:57Simon Felton to the rescue!
15:00Hey, this wasn't in the script.
15:20Woah!
15:24What the mega magnet's going on?
15:30I didn't call for ad-libbing, but I like it. Continue.
15:38Kevin, help! I'm being in heels!
15:41That's our cue, fellas!
15:49Holy cow, come on!
15:51It sounded like Her Highness is in Maximus Trouplicus.
15:56Relax, kid. It's called acting.
16:00This show's no show. It's for real.
16:06We're stuck. Game Boy, give us a hand.
16:11Oh, this is no time for jokes.
16:22Warning! Warning! Power!
16:30Oh, my zapper's drained, too!
16:32Wombat Man, you've got to help me save my friends.
16:35That's showbiz, kid. One minute you're on top, the next you're canceled. Get out while you can.
16:41What kind of hero are you, anyway?
16:43I keep trying to tell you, kid. I'm not a hero. I'm an actor.
16:47What about your credo?
16:49Wombat Man's heroic hands save the day wherever he lands.
16:56What about your credo?
16:57Wombat Man's heroic hands save the day wherever he lands.
17:00Look, kid, you don't understand. Mother Brain's gonna nix Nikki if I don't deliver the end team.
17:09You mean Mother Brainicus did this and you... you helped her?
17:15Yeah, kid. It's over.
17:16I'm a has-been, a tomorrow guy, a coulda-been, a zero.
17:33No, you're not. You're Wombat Man.
17:37You really believe in me that much?
17:40Now it's up to you to believe in yourself.
17:47Let's go to work.
17:52BABYyet
17:55BABYYE
18:01BABYYE
18:03BABYNE
18:05konstgna
18:07BABYNE
18:10One Batman, one Batman
18:14One Batman
18:18One Batman
18:34One Batman
18:40What are you waiting for? Use your wombat rope
18:53Are you kidding? I haven't done that stunt in years
18:56The door's closing
19:10We'll never make it in time
19:12Wombat roll
19:13You never showed me how it gets
19:16Just follow my lead
19:17You've rolled your last marble, Mother Brain
19:25Good work, Kid Icarus
19:37Oh, Wombie
19:39I always knew you were destined for greatness
19:42Hold that thought until I get back
19:44I'll fix you, you little wombat rag feet
19:48Put me down, you muscle-bound midget
19:53Anything to please a lady
19:55I'll be back, MT
20:02You just wait and see
20:04That was wonderful
20:16What a show
20:17We got it all on film
20:19Kid Icarus, you must stay and be Wombatman's sidekick
20:23Me?
20:25Wombatman's sidekick, Icarus
20:27We'd make a great team, Kid
20:29And you'd love being a TV hero
20:32Thanks, but no thanks, Wombatman
20:34I like being a real hero better
20:37Good choice, Icarus
20:39Us real heroes gotta stick together
20:42And I'm sticking with mine
20:44He's not just a hero
20:46He's a real nice guy
20:49Uh, anyone call for make-up?
20:52Hey, last one to the watch wagon drives home
20:55Well, I guess that's a wrap
21:19Big
21:36Big
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