00:05You know, it's not actually about the homework. I was just wondering, how long has it been since you've seen your son?
00:10My son? Oh, well, oh gosh. I would have to say that it's been probably almost two years.
00:18Wow.
00:19I know, but we write back and forth, but it's quite some time.
00:22Yeah, but guess what? Guess what? Some great news. I heard one of them, he's coming home for Christmas.
00:27Oh, yay! Oh, there you go. So exciting. It's a while away, but that's exciting.
00:31It's a while away, but I don't care because it's—oh, don't get me started.
00:35Oh, no. Okay, I'm sorry, you have no questions.
00:39How long did he serve your son? Oh, four years so far, and I think he's actually going to—he'll probably be in it for the rest of his life, which makes me—his father served as well.
00:48Aww. It's in the family, I like that. It's in the family, and I just—I really, really miss him. I'm so sorry.
00:56I put all the pictures of him and all the, you know, family photos. He's going to so much love it because he loves me.
01:03Aww. You know, he's always said, Mom, this room's a mess. So I redid it. I got new furniture. I got everything. It's going to be beautiful when he gets back.
01:10Oh, wow. He's going to be so surprised.
01:12Yeah, he'll love that.
01:13Oh, you guys. I know. He's a—and I got him a king-sized bed.
01:17Whoa.
01:18Is he a tall guy? Short guy? He wants a king-sized bed?
01:21He's fairly tall, but he's, you know, he's a buffer guy.
01:25Got it. Yeah.
01:26You know, the workout kind of guy.
01:28Nice.
01:29Single ticket? No, I'm kidding.
01:31Oh, does he have anybody special?
01:33There is a girl in church that I wanted to set him up with.
01:37Oh, cute.
01:38Oh, my God, you guys. And he just—you know, I'm waiting for her to get back, and she's the sweetest thing ever.
01:45And I know she's so pretty, and they will be a match made in heaven.
01:50Ooh, ooh.
01:51Everyone loves being set up.
01:52I don't want them to know. I'm just going to be casually like, hey, here's Samantha.
01:57Pause. Pause, everyone.
01:58What?
01:59I'll just pause.
02:00Okay, so then the last question will be someone—so the next one, someone just say, what's like—what's something you want to say?
02:06What's like the one thing you want to say to him, and then you can say something like half-tailed or whatever, and then he'll go,
02:10Mom, I'm actually here, or whatever it is.
02:13Okay.
02:14You're a bastard.
02:15Okay.
02:16Okay.
02:17All right.
02:18Yes, sir.
02:19Ready?
02:20Yes.
02:21I have one more question.
02:22Oh, kids, come on.
02:23If you could say something to him today, if he was here, what would you say?
02:26Well, I would just say, I'm so happy you're home, and I love you so much, and you've really enhanced my life,
02:35and I'm so proud of you.
02:37Aww.
02:38He's a great boy.
02:39I don't know if any of you have met him.
02:40I think you've met him.
02:41Maybe.
02:42Oh, I'm just seeing pictures.
02:43Yeah, I can have pictures of him, but I feel like I know him at this rate.
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