00:00I needed the help of one of Australia's finest minds, an expert in electrical engineering and theoretical physics, and in this universe, that person turned out to be Gary.
00:13I'm sorry, but I made me promise.
00:16No, no, no, just look at her. Come on, she doesn't have to know anything.
00:18Have you ever tried keeping a secret from that woman? I have to try and live the here and now, focus on making myself a living in the 21st century. I've got to forget about trying to make...
00:30All right, just name your price. Come on. Success isn't about money. It's about family.
00:41Oh, Gary, you are on the verge of the greatest discovery to humanity, and what, you want to put it on hold before you get a girlfriend?
00:48Keep your voice down.
00:50Oh, for...
00:51Why don't you just go and ask her for a number?
00:53Well, it's not as easy as all that.
00:55All right, well, I'll do it for you.
00:56Hey, see my friend over there?
01:02Creepy, my creep face.
01:04Oh, come on, that's a bit harsh, isn't it?
01:06He sits there every day, just staring. Does he think I don't know?
01:10Yeah, but, um, what you don't know about Gary is he's actually a really great guy.
01:15Really? In what way?
01:17He's an inventor.
01:20And he's law-abiding, he's smart, and from what I've heard, he's got a lovely mother.
01:26Wow. Sign me up.
01:28Oh, come on. Just one day. What's the worst that can happen, eh?
01:32I project our vomit the second he touches me.
01:35If you think he's so great, why don't you date him?
01:37Great, Scott.
01:42Great.
01:45Okay.
01:46So?
01:47I was going to say, you've got to wait with women.
01:49She wants you to give her a call tonight.
01:52Yeah, okay. Come on, let's go.
01:56Nah, so I had to lie.
01:58Sometimes all it takes is just a proper chat to bring two people together.
02:01And it wasn't just Erinsborough.
02:03Apparently, I changed things in London as well.
02:06Yes?
02:08Julie, it's me.
02:11Philip?
02:13Is something wrong?
02:15Is Hannah okay?
02:16No, no, Hannah's fine.
02:18I'm sorry, look, I shouldn't have called.
02:20What is it?
02:24Susan.
02:25Trouble in paradise?
02:28You could say that.
02:30Let me guess.
02:31You don't have to sound so gleeful about it.
02:34Well, I hate to say it, but what goes around, comes around.
02:39Julie, you love to say it.
02:42I'm not going to apologise.
02:44I warned you about that woman.
02:46Yeah, I know, I know.
02:48Pity you never listen.
02:49So how are things in London?
02:54You know what it's like.
02:56Life at Lasseter's never stops.
02:58Especially when Paul's making so many bizarre decisions.
03:02Sounds like you've got it all worked out.
03:05I suppose so.
03:06Good.
03:07I'm glad.
03:07I'm glad for you.
03:08So, what are your plans?
03:12Plans?
03:13You're not going to sit around feeling sorry for yourself, are you?
03:17No.
03:19I've got to go, but I do just want to say...
03:23I am sorry, Philip.
03:26I appreciate the chat.
03:28It's a pity you're not in London.
03:31Might have been nice to catch up properly.
03:34What's keeping me here?
03:36You're busy, aren't you?
03:38With your new book.
03:41Do you follow my Twitter?
03:42I'm not sure.
03:43It just came up.
03:45Well, I could ride from anywhere.
04:08Give me a gun.
04:09What's wrong with yours?
04:10I still got flavor.
04:10No, but will it get me back to 1985?
04:19Sure.
04:191770, whatever you like, really.
04:21Oh, there were some issues.
04:22Yes, the geolocator and the microverse battery were beyond repair.
04:27I mean, you do realize the significance of this.
04:29I mean, you could be absolutely anywhere, and of course, it will require manual exteneration
04:32to re-energize.
04:34Gary, Francis, Ada, Ignatius Canning, are you meddling with the space-time continuum again?
04:39I have told you, it is witchcraft.
04:42It is the dark arts.
04:43You must not be trifling with these matters.
04:46Don't you understand?
04:46I have to go back.
04:47I have to change the past.
04:49Put right what once went wrong, because a boy's life is depending on us.
04:52Oh, but you could cause a paradigm.
04:54A paradox?
04:54Whatever it is.
04:55It's unorthodox.
04:56Get off your soapbox.
04:57Oh, I remember what happened to Ashton Kutcher in that silly butterfly film.
05:01And for all I know, I may not even exist in the other timeline.
05:04Oh, you exist.
05:06Oh, and what about Harold?
05:08Are we together?
05:09You're a bit busy running your pub.
05:11But believe me, both of you are better off in the other timeline.
05:14Gary, you just recently got engaged to a lovely girl.
05:17A real woman.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:19This is not all right.
05:21You are going to hurt yourself.
05:23I am going to...
05:24Vinnie, what's it for?
05:25No, no, no, no, no.
05:25I'm going to put a stop to this.
05:27My meddling in the timeline isn't a patch on your meddling in my life.
05:30Oh, but love, what is the canning family motor?
05:33Cannings are made of rap stuff.
05:34Yes, rap stuff.
05:36So do you really think this thing is going to be safe?
05:38I cannot imagine any way in which this could be remotely possibly considered safe.
05:43This is exactly a risk I have to take because I'm a scientist.
05:49Hope it's a good pub.
05:50How fast do you have to activate it?
05:55Oh, uh...
05:55141.622 kilometers an hour.
05:58Well, this thing even go that fast.
06:00We're going to find out.
06:03Seatbelt.
06:05See how we're outside.
06:08A real woman.
06:16Yes, yes, come on.
06:17Come on, come on.
06:20No, no, no, no, no.
06:33Is there a problem, officer?
06:35We're going to have to see your driver's license.
06:37Actually, I'm in a bit of a rush.
06:39Is there any way we can...
06:41Are you trying to tell me that you're out of time?
06:43That's no excuse.
06:46Stingway?
06:47I thought you were a nurse.
06:49Shh.
06:50I'm undercover.
06:53So, uh...
06:54Do you have any idea how fast you were driving?
06:56Is this...
06:57Is this a 60s over?
06:59That depends.
07:01On?
07:02My records indicate that you've had more demerit points than I've had girlfriends.
07:06Is that a lot?
07:07Yeah.
07:09But, um...
07:10Maybe I could forget?
07:15You want to bribe?
07:16What?
07:16No.
07:17I don't want to bribe.
07:17Don't be ridiculous.
07:18That's ridiculous.
07:19No, I do not.
07:29Uh...
07:29What's this?
07:30But he's still Queen Elizabeth, isn't he?
07:33Yeah.
07:34But she looks better in green.
07:36No speeding, okay?
07:46My word of honour, sir.
07:49Absolutely.
07:49I promise.
07:50Hey, guys.
08:00It's...
08:01Tyler.
08:03Today was...
08:04One of the worst days of my life.
08:08Firstly, my...
08:09My brother...
08:11Decided not to take me to the train station.
08:14So...
08:15I had to walk.
08:18In the sun.
08:20My...
08:21Ex-girlfriend, Bri.
08:23She told...
08:24All my friends that I cried during Survivor.
08:28Which is...
08:29Not true.
08:30It was The Bachelor.
08:33As per usual.
08:36Life is pointless.
08:39Why don't you just...
08:40Put yourself out of your misery.
08:42Do you ever feel like every breath is like...
08:46Swallowing glass?
08:48Seriously, sorry.
08:48Do you have a permit to be filming here?
08:51Because my manager certainly didn't give you one.
08:54Is it such a crime to try and express myself?
08:57Yes, it is.
08:58When you scare away the customers.
09:04Do you have a light?
09:07All I have is darkness.
09:09Ew.
09:15Hey!
09:16Look out!
09:16Then go on!
09:26Hey!
09:27All that!
09:28Then go on!
09:28Hey!
09:37Hey!
09:38Hey!
09:39Hello!
09:39Hey!
09:40Hey!
09:40Hey!
09:40I'm booting!
09:41Sorry!
09:42Say!
09:42Say!
09:42Hey!
09:42Hey!
09:42Hey!
09:43You!
09:43Oh!
09:45Hi there, I'm Gary Canning, or Acker Damien Richardson, or I'm Damien Richardson, Acker
09:57Gary Canning.
09:58I'm never exactly sure which one, but thanks for stopping by, and if you haven't already
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