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00:00Thank you to Davina and thank you to everyone at Addenbrooke's Hospital for sharing their
00:12experiences tonight. Every donation is vital for funding life-saving research. The money you give
00:17helps power the projects of tomorrow, projects that could save your life or the life of someone
00:22you love. When you donate, you are going to be asked to add gift aid. Now, if you are an eligible
00:28UK taxpayer saying yes means that we can claim 25% from the government to add to your donation
00:33at no extra cost to you. So, £20 becomes £25, £40 instantly becomes £50. And when thousands
00:42of us do it together, that adds up to millions for life-saving research helping more people
00:47stand up to cancer. Now, last night, Alex Horne and the Horne section launched their gruelling
00:51How Long-a-thon, singing the same song on loop for 24 hours. Just over an hour ago, they said
00:58off for our Stratford Studios. Still singing. We can check in with Lee Francis, who is with
01:03them right now. Lee, how's it going?
01:08It's going very well. We're having a good time. Yes!
01:15Are you sick of the song yet?
01:19How long has this been going on?
01:22Yeah, I've been singing a song. Yes, I'm singing
01:24How Long Has This Been Going On? Start the Challenge.
01:28How long has this been going on?
01:30Good luck, Lee. Please get them here in one piece. We'll see you in a little bit.
01:34We're going to be back in an hour when we're going to be kicking cancer in the dick, lighting
01:45off our tribute mile of lanterns in Leicester. We will see you in a... soon.
01:51After Celebrity Gogglebox.
01:59This is no weirder than watching celebrities watch celebrities.
02:02Nope.
02:04Yeah, no weirder.
02:05Totally normal.
02:09Gogglebox for Stand Up To Cancer. Sponsored by Scottish Power.
02:14In Newport, there's a spicy scene on telly.
02:18Oh, for them.
02:24Oh, Grace.
02:26Gogglebox. Sponsored by Three.
02:30Silent night
02:33You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:35Holy night
02:39All is calm
02:43All is bright
02:48Oh, it's harmonising, but did you just not know the words?
02:55No.
03:01Her flabbers have been gasted.
03:03You want some of this?
03:05Oh, that is.
03:06Look out.
03:07Oh, no, Steve.
03:08Oh, now there's a controversial statement. The gravy.
03:12Yeah.
03:13Yeah.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Do you like this music?
03:16No, not particularly.
03:17So suck on that.
03:19on that. Oh wow. He's been a bad boy. Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that. Not a chance
03:26do we? Yes look at that. He's had an absolute feast. For a banana? This is insane. Well thank
03:36all that's over I've got a day gone. It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic this. That's
03:43very modern isn't it? Now if you no one saw that coming. No. In the week they put out another
03:48final episode of Neighbours we enjoyed lots of great telly. It was all about Say What
03:55You See on ITV. It's the hilarious and the delightful Mel Gidroy. Good to see you Mel. Oh wait it's
04:03Mel. Melon Sue. That's that. Yep. That's her last name? Melon Sue. Melon Sue. Melon Sue. First
04:12name Melon. Julie Andrews was giving it some on Disney Plus. The hills are alive with the
04:22sound of music. I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid. Yeah I know it's why you're with
04:29me. You love the British. Yeah. Like Mary Poppins. Maybe that's it. Well she was Mary Poppins.
04:36Yeah that's what I'm saying. Is that what you're inadvertently telling me that you love me?
04:41Yes. Yes. Great. Perfect. I'll take it. When you wear a smock. It's my thing. Every Tuesday then.
04:50And Megan had a VIP dinner date on Netflix. Guess what else is in this salad? It's literally
04:57your favourite salad of all time. Beets. Black olives. How do you say it? Beetroot. Beetroot.
05:03Beetroot. I don't think the mocking of the voice was necessary. I want mocking. The pronunciation
05:08maybe. Beetroot. Beetroot. What do you say? Well I might say beetroot. But there's not two T's. Beetroot.
05:18I sort of tie the T and the R together. Beetroot. So you're wrong. Probably. I love beetroot.
05:27In West London. You like a longer one though don't you? Well it's like a finger. It's harder
05:38to do with a short fat one. Lieutenants. Do you know it is something though I feel like
05:42we could probably make ourselves. Oh come on Georgia it's Christmas. We're very busy. Well
05:46you're not. Well because I've done everything so you could make that your job. Your one Christmas
05:51job. You're saying I don't do enough to marshal Christmas. Yeah that's exactly what I'm saying
05:56yeah. Is that not clear? You can do pigs in blankets. I'll do everything else. On Tuesday
06:03night Lee Mack was looking for Britain's best brains again on ITV. Do you do quizzes for fun
06:09or do you do it for like to keep your mind sharp? I occasionally do like I like sort of brain
06:15two teasers. What would be your area of speciality? I'm a little bit scared. Are you 1% of the
06:21country? Are you top 1%? I used to be. Before I had multiple children. What would be your
06:27best round? Music probably. I don't know. 80s, 70s music. How old do you think I am? I genuinely
06:33don't know anymore. I know. Keeps changing. It does keep changing that's how age works. See I don't
06:39understand numbers. All right let's go. We're definitely at 1%. Yeah totally. I have to get
06:47my smart glasses on for this. Oh no. Welcome to the 1% roll over. Hoping to win tonight are
06:54our 100 players. Awful suit he's wearing man. Lee Mack would you. Oh yeah it's got a look
06:59an hat about him. Okay it's time for our first question. Bit of shorts from you be nice. No
07:04shouting out. Just so that I can do my own workings out. So this is one that 90% of our
07:10survey got right. So 90% of the UK population would get this right. So we should get this.
07:15So we should get this. Are you backing yourself? Yeah. Ellie you'll be all right. Even thickers
07:18get this one right. Marissa is swiping on a dating app. Okay. I'm out. She is looking for
07:25someone with dark hair who doesn't wear glasses and is not clean shaven. Who does she pick?
07:30Is that literally the question? First of all Marissa got problems. Is Marissa going
07:34dating or playing guess who? Who? Oh it's E. Yeah. Okay so. D. Oh it's not clean shaven.
07:43A. Oh my god I'm out already. A. You're out. All right. I thought it was who's clean shaven.
07:47No no no no. No no no. I have time. I know there's a time but what happens when you fill out the
07:52circle. I wouldn't have filled it out yet. I wouldn't have filled it out yet. I would still
07:57be thinking. Right. Let's see who's lights stay on and are still in the game and how
08:00many people are out. Who got it wrong? Nobody could be out on this. There will be. There'll
08:05be some. You'd be blue lighted. Two out. How are they out? It's A. B has glasses. C has
08:15blonde hair and D is clean shaven. But B looks quite like me. Next. Easy that. I hope they're
08:21going to get harder. To be fair if I was on a dating app I would be looking for someone different
08:24to you. Not the same as you. I've already got you. I'd be looking for like an alt.
08:27What are you looking for an extra? Okay let's move on to the 35 percent question.
08:31Ooh 35 percent. Only 35 percent of the country would get this. This is where he usually balls
08:36it up. What word replaces the question mark to complete this common phrase? What? Oh
08:41it's you. Bold ampersand question mark. Head and shoulders. Head and shoulders above everyone
08:47else. Yes. Head and shoulders. Oh I didn't even see that bit. This is going to be an English
08:54thing. I don't. Or a British thing. I won't. Bold and head and balls. No. Head and balls.
09:00Head and shoulders above the rest. Well head and shoulders above everyone else. Yeah. Everyone
09:05head and shoulders above everyone else. Head and shoulders above everyone else. Head
09:10and shoulders above everybody else. Head and shoulders above everybody else. That's not even
09:14a British saying. Of course. Oh shut up. Head and shoulders above everyone else. We are getting
09:22close to the end and it's now time for the 15 percent question. All right. My time to shine.
09:2815 percent. Right. We filled out every other percentage. So I don't know how we'll make it past
09:3315. Look at the image to the right. Yes. Right. Oh that's all right then. I've watched
09:39enough bullseye. I should get this right. If nine o'clock is worth 31 points, three o'clock
09:44is worth 26 points. Right. And six o'clock is worth 23 points. Oh God. How many points is
09:5112 o'clock worth? I don't understand what that means. I don't understand what that means.
09:55Did you times it by something? Nine o'clock is 31. That's crazy. That's a good question. Nine o'clock is worth 31 points.
10:02He's in your head. I can't do it in my head. 40. That's 40.
10:1112 o'clock would be at the top. Was it worth baby?
10:14Point system wise. You're asking me to give you the answer when I don't know the answer.
10:18Nine o'clock. I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
10:23Let's have a look at the answer. It's 40. The score is the sum of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
10:2940? Shit of brick. There is no hands on that. I still don't fucking understand what the answer.
10:35The sum and the answer I still don't understand. I hate the 1% club. That's a fucking super game.
10:41After whittling down the contestants here in the studio, we are left with the 1% question.
10:46OK, here we go. Yes. Whoa. 1%. I can't fall at this now.
10:50Good luck. This is your 1% question.
10:54I've never, ever got a 1% question right. Tonight's tonight. I can feel it in my water.
11:01Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
11:05Glasses, glasses, quickly. What a name. What a fucking name.
11:08If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number, what are the final four?
11:14Er... Oh, God. I don't even understand the question.
11:17One. What? Four. Oh. It's the last four out of head, so where are the heads?
11:23So wherever head is in the alphabet, that's the numbers.
11:26So it's... A, B, C, D, E. Shut up, Giles.
11:295 is E. So it's 8, er... 5, A, B, C, D, E.
11:378, 5, 1... Can you show up, please?
11:408, 5, 1, 4. 8, 5, 1, 4.
11:438, 5, 1, 4. It's a... it's a... it's... erm... alphabetical numbering.
11:508, 5, 1, 4.
11:528, 5, 1, 4. This one's so much easier than the other one.
11:558, 5, 1, 3.
11:588, 5, 1, 3.
12:008, 5, 1, 3.
12:018, 5, 1, 3.
12:028, 5, 1, 3. I've got it. I've got it.
12:04I've got it. 8, 5, 1, 3.
12:068, 5, 1, 4.
12:088, 5, 1, 4.
12:098, 5, 1, 4.
12:10Oh!
12:11Oh, you were...
12:12You know I said 4.
12:13You never said...
12:148, 5, 1, 4, didn't I?
12:15Oh, well...
12:16I said 8, 5, 1, 4.
12:17You never said 8, 5, 1, 3.
12:18Oh, I love you so much. You're so gorgeous and intelligent.
12:21I can get some things right.
12:23I can get some things right.
12:24Hanson and smart.
12:25Thanks, baby.
12:29I was saying that.
12:31You've never said that before in your life and I appreciate it.
12:34Oh, of course I have.
12:35Oh, what do you know?
12:40And how did you do?
12:41I did fine.
12:42Mm-hmm.
12:44Out on the first question, I believe?
12:48Yeah.
12:49And subsequently got none of them right?
12:52Yeah.
12:53Yeah, that's correct.
12:54Nailing it.
12:55That's fine.
12:56How did you know that there was something to do with a name?
12:57Because it's such a ludicrous name.
12:59That's quite sentimental and rude.
13:01Well, I mean, it's just...
13:02It's an odd name to put in the question.
13:04The oddness of the name alerts you to the fact
13:06that that must have something to do with the answer.
13:07All right, Columbo.
13:15Yeah, we have.
13:16Who's seen this one?
13:17Gogglebox.
13:18Sponsored by three.
13:20It really gets going in episode two.
13:26The one on the left should get us on show.
13:30Give me a really nice baby hamper.
13:32Gogglebox.
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13:37In New York.
13:38I used to be really upset about our tree.
13:39Yeah.
13:40You got your way.
13:41We got a small tree.
13:42Hey!
13:43Don't make it about me.
13:44Aaron and his wife, Jas.
13:45You want a small tree.
13:46I want a big tree.
13:47No.
13:48I sort of thought we compromised and then I got home and went,
13:50oh, this thing is tiny.
13:51But you were like, this is a good tree.
13:52I thought so.
13:53And then that guy kept cutting off the bottom while he was talking to us.
13:55I think he was distracted.
13:56Let me just do one more layer of branches.
13:59Yeah, no.
14:00I should have spoken up.
14:01You should have.
14:02You know what I keep thinking?
14:03Because I know it's only been two days.
14:04What?
14:05When you're away or you're asleep, I'm going to go out and buy a new tree.
14:07We've got another tree.
14:08Take down all the lights.
14:09I will notice.
14:10I don't know if you will.
14:13On Sunday night, there were more showbiz types hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV.
14:19This next one I know all about and you don't know anything because you're an American.
14:24So it's catchphrase.
14:25So this is supposed to.
14:26Oh, do you know like what Wheel of Fortune?
14:28Yes.
14:29You spin a wheel and you solve the puzzle.
14:31Say no more.
14:33I have always loved a bit of catchphrase.
14:36Maybe it's because I say it how I see it in life.
14:38Yeah, that's probably the reason.
14:40And I think you like it because it's simple.
14:45I don't believe you've never seen catchphrase.
14:47I don't.
14:48Well, I've never seen catchphrase.
14:49Believe it.
14:50Say what you see if you see it, see it.
14:51Say what you see if you see it, see it.
14:53Welcome to a festive edition of Celebrity Catchphrase.
14:56Festive and celebrity.
14:58What's next?
15:00Let's not hold back.
15:01Let's get going.
15:02Stephen, are you ready at home?
15:03Yeah.
15:04Super ready.
15:05Well, we'll try.
15:06We're here.
15:07We're going to do it with you, Stephen.
15:08Come on.
15:09Let's see what comes up.
15:10Here is your first catchphrase.
15:11Good luck.
15:12Oh, edge of your seat.
15:13So what am I supposed to do?
15:17What's the little phrase?
15:18What's the little piece on air?
15:19World piece.
15:20Oh, that's it?
15:21This is the game?
15:22Yeah.
15:23World piece.
15:24Just say what you see.
15:25I have no...
15:26A Twinkie and a rocket?
15:27What are we looking at?
15:28Just say what you see.
15:29Oh, I'm supposed to be looking at the word peace on the earth.
15:34Bill.
15:35Bill Bailey's got it.
15:36Bill Bailey's no...
15:37He's no slouch.
15:38He's got it.
15:39Christmas peace.
15:40Oh, it's not Christmas peace.
15:41Christmas peace.
15:42They must have took his brain out when they cut his hair off.
15:45He looks like Billy Joel now.
15:46That's who he looks like.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48He does look like Bill Bailey Joel.
15:50Peace on earth.
15:51It's peace on earth.
15:52Of course she gets it.
15:54It's nothing like Wheel of Fortune.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:58I'm it.
15:59Here's your next catchphrase.
16:00Georgia, this one's yours.
16:04Best sheep.
16:05Sheep necklace.
16:08What is happening here?
16:09Goat in a tumble dryer.
16:11Oh, it might be a goat.
16:12Best in goat.
16:13Best in goat.
16:14Best in goat.
16:15Bill.
16:16Er, the greatest of all time.
16:18The goat.
16:19Yes, greatest of all time is correct.
16:21Right.
16:22Right, Bailey Joel.
16:23I don't get that.
16:24Nommi.
16:25I didn't see the relevance of the goat.
16:27Nommi.
16:28These catchphrases are all quite sort of...
16:30Well, for the youth.
16:31They're quite youth-based.
16:32Aren't they?
16:33We're far too old for this.
16:34Well, you are.
16:35Here's your next one.
16:38Spring cleaning.
16:39Dusting.
16:40Dropping your dust.
16:41Dropping your dust.
16:42Oh, I tell you what, there's nothing worse when this happens.
16:43What's Mr. Chips just done?
16:44Something horrifying.
16:45What the hell was that?
16:46What is he doing?
16:47He's chucking away his back.
16:48What is chucking his ass?
16:49He's dusting and he's taking off his...
16:50Back?
16:51Dusty bam.
16:52No.
16:53What's he up to there?
16:54He threw his back out the door.
16:55Threw his back out.
16:56Threw his back out.
16:57Threw his back out.
16:58Threw my back in.
16:59Oh, threw my back out.
17:00No, Ian's better.
17:01Phil.
17:02He's put his back out.
17:03He certainly has.
17:04We got that one right.
17:05I got that.
17:06He put his back out.
17:07He put his back out.
17:08Nat's put his back out and he don't bloody shut up about it.
17:11And you will be taking...
17:12After all that, Bill had made it to the final for the chance to win £50,000.
17:16Phil.
17:17I really hope you do it.
17:18Yeah.
17:19Simple as that.
17:20Are you ready?
17:21I'm ready.
17:22Come on, Bill.
17:23Come on, Jane.
17:24Ooh.
17:25Gold celebrities.
17:26Pointing.
17:27Golden balls.
17:28Look at my balls.
17:29Golden Globes.
17:30Red carpet.
17:31Says the actor.
17:32Couple of gold worlds.
17:33Golden Globes awards.
17:34Pass.
17:35Pass.
17:36Hey.
17:37Hey.
17:38Hey.
17:39Hey.
17:40Hey.
17:41Hey.
17:42Hey.
17:43Hey.
17:44Hey.
17:45Hey.
17:46Hey.
17:47Hey.
17:48Hey.
17:49Hey.
17:50Hey.
17:51Hey.
17:52Hey.
17:53Hey.
17:54Pass.
17:55Uh.
17:56Losing the plot.
17:57Reading the plot backwards.
17:58Follow the plot.
17:59Follow the plot.
18:00Yes.
18:01Yes.
18:02Plot.
18:03Ooh.
18:04Plot twist.
18:05Oh, unravelled.
18:06The plot.
18:07Plot twist.
18:08Oh, right.
18:09The plot thickens.
18:10Plot thickens?
18:11Bill?
18:12He's got a PhD.
18:13The plot spirals.
18:14What's on the spiral, Bill?
18:15Come on, Bill.
18:16What catchphrases are about spirals?
18:18Complicated plot.
18:19The plot turns into a spiral.
18:21Oh, my God.
18:22Bill.
18:23No.
18:24He's put on the spot.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:26The plot thickens.
18:27Pass.
18:28Come on, Bill.
18:29I'm not judging.
18:30Because I bet when you're there it's tough.
18:31But Bill is shit at this.
18:33Uh.
18:34House party.
18:35House party.
18:36House party.
18:37Come on, Bill.
18:38House party.
18:39Oh, it's about time.
18:40Correct next.
18:41Number eight.
18:42Oh, we're out of time.
18:43Oh, no.
18:44Poor guy.
18:462,500 pounds.
18:47Oh.
18:48Bill.
18:49Listen, Bill.
18:50Sorry.
18:51Listen, you've got nothing to apologise for.
18:52You do.
18:53No, you should apologise.
18:54Well, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, isn't it?
18:57I don't know, on reflection.
19:00That was quite painful to watch, wasn't it?
19:02What was his charity?
19:03We never found out.
19:04We didn't know that, no.
19:05Hopefully it's stand up to cancer.
19:07This week, we watched Becca's story.
19:14We have three children.
19:17Matthew's the eldest.
19:18And then Rebecca is the middle child.
19:20And Sophie, the baby.
19:22Ah, look all the measurements.
19:24Did that with the kids.
19:26Ah, it was a little measuring post.
19:28Always got my nerves.
19:30Our nickname for Becca as a small baby was Smiler.
19:34No.
19:37That smells infectious.
19:41She was probably about nine or ten,
19:44and she watched this programme about Great Wall Street,
19:47and she just decided from that moment on,
19:50that's what she wanted to become, was a doctor.
19:53Oh, God, how amazing.
19:55I think at nine years of age, you're saying you want to be a doctor.
19:57That's dedication, isn't it?
19:59Yes.
20:00We were just so proud.
20:02Mm.
20:03She loved being a doctor.
20:07Oh, you would be proud, wouldn't you?
20:09Yeah.
20:10So back in June 2023,
20:13she basically had gone out for a few drinks, nothing crazy,
20:17come home, and she basically couldn't go to the toilet.
20:20So she went into A&E.
20:22She noticed that her tummy was distended for a few days afterwards.
20:26She spoke to her consultant, and he said,
20:28I'm going to send you for a scan, let's have a look.
20:34Boy.
20:36Jesus.
20:41Oh, no.
20:46God.
20:47As parents, you try and do everything in your power to look after your child.
20:57And you don't have any power over this, do you?
21:08It's got no control at all, have you?
21:10Family shouldn't be having to go through this.
21:12Seeing your sister so weak and ill,
21:15and then having to shave her hair off is,
21:18is, yeah.
21:20Heartbreaking.
21:27Oh, God.
21:31You had your hair off.
21:32It's one of the worst bits.
21:33Yes.
21:50I'm not,
21:51I'm not.
21:54Oh, no.
21:57Bloody hell, Becca.
21:59There are no further children...
22:00Oh.
22:01Oh.
22:02Oh, no.
22:05Oh, no.
22:07There's no hope, no.
22:09Oh, no.
22:10There's no hope now.
22:11when you're told there is no hope
22:21you've got nothing left to say
22:25I kind of sat near to the bed
22:32and had her head just on my shoulder
22:34and I just kind of cuddled her like that
22:36and Matthew had got up
22:41I sat with her on the bed at that point
22:44and again she lay into my shoulder
22:46but then she came into this world
22:50and I held her
22:52and as she left this world
22:56I held her too
22:57oh my god
23:11it's not right
23:16but it's awfully sad
23:19no mother should bury her child
23:22no mother should bury her child
23:25oh god
23:34she didn't have long did she
23:3630
23:38it's so random and brutally unjust isn't it
23:43you raise your children
23:50you try and get them too quick
23:52and then you don't expect them to die in their 30s
23:54almost one in two of us will get cancer in our lifetime
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24:31Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
24:35we've got that one little GoggleDog set up race here
24:47and look who's joined with it
24:49it's only really Greg Deavis
24:50ah hello
24:51you were very good with your acting
24:53can I say
24:54so were you
24:55weren't we
24:55we were
24:56weren't we quite there
24:57it was amazing chemistry
24:59and our mascots are wonderful mascots
25:01we love that
25:02but you've come here to support your mate
25:04your colleague Alex Horne
25:05I have
25:05little Alex
25:06I have
25:07and it's
25:08it's tough for me
25:09because I've been on record for nearly 10 years now
25:11of saying I despise them
25:13and I do
25:15I do
25:16but even you
25:19it's difficult on a night like this
25:20and you've got to be impressed with what he is attempting to do
25:23I am amazed by what he's attempting to do
25:23so for 24 hours already
25:26they have been singing the same song
25:28this is Alex Horne in the horn section
25:29we join them live
25:31I think he looks close to tears
25:44that's everything I could have wanted and more
25:48he's doing a wonderful thing for a wonderful cause
25:51and also he looks like he's going to cry
25:53it's the three things I hope for Claire
25:56and the trouble is
25:57like he really does love his music
25:59and he may never ever want to play an instrument or sing again
26:01I think he's
26:02I think he's learnt a lesson here
26:04I think he's learnt a lesson
26:06very valuable one
26:07some of his ideas
26:08they don't work over a 24 hour period
26:11but I mean what an effort from the boy
26:14and from the rest of the band
26:16it's incredible isn't it
26:17I honestly think
26:18you know this is the music marathon
26:20we never knew we needed
26:22and you can follow it live
26:23look at them
26:24look at them
26:25look at them
26:25look at them
26:25look at them
26:25look at them
26:26look at them
26:26look at them
26:26they're on their way back to the studio here
26:29we will be seeing them later
26:30and we will join you again
26:32after Celebrity Goblin
26:34he looks so broken
26:38this bit will blow your wear
26:41he's the same age as me
26:46Gogglebox
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26:49in south west London
26:53think of any word
26:55and on the count of 3
26:56we're going to both say the word
26:58that I think you're thinking of
27:00at the same time
27:001, 2, 3
27:02jumper
27:03how did you do that?
27:05do you want to do it again?
27:06good friends Nick and Joe
27:08on the count of 3 again
27:09yeah you ready?
27:101, 2, 3
27:113
27:12cup
27:13no way
27:15I know
27:16how are you doing that?
27:17I don't know
27:17it's because I looked at the cup wasn't it?
27:19no
27:19do you want the third one?
27:22last one
27:23last one
27:23last one
27:24go like completely rogue
27:26think of a country
27:27no it's too obvious
27:29oh ok
27:30ok go for it
27:31we'll go country
27:31you got a country?
27:32yeah I've got a country
27:33yeah
27:33rogue
27:34ok
27:35no more clues
27:36right here we go
27:37I'm going to close my eyes ok
27:38ready?
27:39yeah
27:391, 2, 3
27:413
27:42Vatican City
27:43Vatican City
27:43this week
27:46Netflix was prepping
27:47for a right royal Christmas
27:49Megan's back Jane
27:50I know
27:52she's sort of
27:52getting ready for like
27:54kind of
27:54a mate coming round
27:56and she'll just sort of
27:57make sort of like a quiche
27:59and some sort of
28:00table decorations
28:02and they'll have a chat
28:03but it's just sort of nice
28:04it's just nice to watch
28:06and look at
28:06it's very comforting
28:07you had me at quiche
28:09oh this one's kind of pretty
28:10it has a great shape
28:14I think this is the one
28:16it's a great tree
28:17you didn't like the fact
28:18that we were out in the rain
28:19picking our Christmas trees
28:20yesterday?
28:21no the misery added
28:23to the Christmas chair
28:24when I string the lights
28:26on a tree
28:26I do inside
28:27so it's lit from within
28:29and on the border
28:30right on the outside
28:30sure you do
28:31for me
28:32I light
28:33start at the front
28:34of the branch
28:35tie
28:35back
28:36forth
28:36back
28:37forth
28:37back
28:38forth
28:38all the way to the top
28:40do you know what I do
28:41when I'm putting the lights on
28:42leave it to pay
28:43yeah
28:43and the same with ornaments
28:44you want to find the placement
28:46for them
28:46where they're going to find
28:47their light
28:48can one year
28:48can I do it?
28:50sure
28:50you know I'm going to die
28:51before you
28:52you can do it then
28:52sure
28:54yeah
28:55deal
28:56with my next husband
28:57that's a fun thought
29:00how long do you think
29:02I'll be in the grave
29:03before you remarry?
29:05couple weeks
29:06yeah I knew it was going
29:07to be fast
29:07the kids will just
29:08start calling him dad
29:09yeah
29:10I don't know
29:15what Megan can teach
29:16I'm here to find out
29:17what Megan can teach me
29:18is she actually doing
29:19this though?
29:21well I think
29:21or is it like Blue Peter?
29:22I think
29:23here's one we made earlier
29:24I think there must be
29:24an element of like
29:25we've prepped a lot of this
29:27festive wrapping
29:33festive wrapping
29:34excellent
29:35I need to know
29:36how to do this
29:37oh somebody at the door
29:38someone should do
29:38our wrapping for us
29:39it's Megan
29:39oh my god
29:40can you imagine?
29:43I love having
29:44tone on tone
29:46tone on tone
29:47don't we all?
29:48I love having
29:48tone on tone
29:49as well as a wax seal
29:51oh wax seal
29:53why haven't we
29:54thought about wax seal?
29:55we should
29:55we should get a wax seal
29:57we should get a family seal
29:58rolled crest
29:59I bet as well
29:59Charles will be
30:00looking for that
30:01it's the tiniest detail
30:04that suddenly feels
30:06elevated
30:06oh
30:07I bet that's for Camilla
30:08that
30:09it's about
30:09this and hard
30:10and gift set
30:11yeah
30:11probably a pumice stone
30:13yeah
30:13I can't wait
30:15for our last guest
30:17welcoming
30:18Tom Colicchio
30:19oh oh
30:20now usually
30:21everyone that comes
30:22round
30:22she's worked with
30:24on suits
30:24right
30:25so she just goes
30:27through the cast
30:27she's pretty
30:28all the crew
30:29a bit like my podcast
30:30yeah
30:31yeah
30:31yeah
30:32all the traitors
30:33hello
30:35here he is
30:37oh she's just
30:38had a big smelly
30:39mouthful of food
30:40and now Colicchio's here
30:41I'm very excited
30:42you're here
30:42we're gonna have
30:43some fun today
30:44I want to hear
30:44about some of your
30:45family recipes
30:46and traditions
30:47and all that jazz
30:48there was always
30:49this beet salad
30:50beets
30:50is that right?
30:51beetroot
30:52beetroot
30:52oh
30:52every Christmas
30:53what do I say
30:54to you every Christmas?
30:55a good murder
30:56a beet salad
30:57every Christmas
30:58it was beets
30:58and then it was
31:00a mixture of
31:00red onion
31:01celery
31:02artichoke hearts
31:03okay
31:04yeah
31:05can I tell you
31:06why I'm chuckling?
31:07why are you chuckling
31:08Megan?
31:08why is it funny?
31:09so if I gave you
31:10the top things
31:11that my husband hates
31:12uh oh
31:13beets
31:14he would call them
31:14beetroot
31:14as they say in England
31:15what?
31:16he doesn't like beetroot
31:17he does not like beetroot
31:18as Prince Harry
31:19okay so can I show you
31:20one of my family favourites
31:21now?
31:22yeah go on
31:22what we're going to have
31:23is a fallout
31:24you're making gumbo right?
31:27yes indeed
31:28ooh gumbo
31:29that's very like soul foody
31:31so my mom's family
31:32is from Tennessee
31:33like around Chattanooga
31:35isn't there a song
31:36Mary called
31:37Chattanooga Choo Choo
31:38hmm
31:39would you like to sing it for me?
31:41no I'd rather get a knife
31:42and stab you
31:43oh that's not very
31:44Christmassy Mary
31:45smells like Christmas now
31:46hi guys
31:49there he is
31:51oh
31:52there he is
31:53oh he's here
31:53oh my god
31:55he's made an appearance
31:56oh my god
31:57he's holding on to his fringe
31:59I smell gumbo
32:00I was like
32:00I literally
32:01I smell gumbo
32:02he smells gumbo
32:03I smell gumbo
32:04stop it
32:06what?
32:06do I need to do the voice?
32:08gumbo for me
32:08is like one of my favourites
32:10especially her mum's
32:10of course he says that
32:12you know especially her mum's
32:14because
32:14it's really the only relative
32:16that we've got left
32:17it is delicious
32:19I'm not so sure
32:20it's as good as your mum's
32:21but it's certainly close
32:22wow
32:23oh
32:24oh
32:25this is the most
32:27he's ever been in it
32:28is it?
32:29yeah it's normally
32:29a sort of flyby
32:30I think he genuinely
32:32wants to try the gumbo
32:33yeah
32:34he did
32:34he smelt it
32:35I smelt the gumbo
32:36he said
32:38who has the time?
32:42Megan
32:42because she's only got
32:45two kids
32:45already becoming snobby
32:50with three
32:51when we had to
32:53we would have been able
32:54to do this
32:54all the time in the world
32:55try having three
32:56stupid
32:57lazy
32:58this week
33:02we watch Matthew's story
33:04my name's Matthew Starkey
33:11he's handsome
33:12he's an handsome lad
33:13growing up
33:14I would have been
33:14big into football
33:15and sport has always
33:17been a big part of my life
33:18I would have
33:18go to the gym
33:19walk
33:20play football
33:20with friends
33:21just a normal dude
33:22isn't he?
33:22I met Carrie
33:24through a date nap
33:26it was during COVID
33:27we met in a car park
33:30for a socially
33:31distanced walk
33:32I think that's
33:34very romantic
33:34I do
33:35Matthew is just
33:37so caring
33:37and lovely
33:38and respectful
33:39and that's what
33:40I was ever looking
33:41for in somebody
33:42sweet
33:43oh they look
33:44a good match
33:45don't they?
33:49oh he noticed
33:50a swelling
33:51in his leg
33:51oh no
33:53I put it down
33:54to just wear and tear
33:56and being in my 30s
33:57and you would think
33:58that wouldn't you?
33:59yeah
33:59I basically started
34:01to lose control
34:02of my right leg
34:03my leg buckled
34:04underneath me
34:04and I sort of
34:05fell to the ground
34:06oh my god
34:07I went to the hospital
34:09got the scan
34:10and I could tell
34:12the doctors and nurses
34:12were looking at me
34:13a little bit differently
34:14oh you don't want that
34:15that's not a good sign
34:16is it?
34:17got a call
34:17and was like
34:18can you come in
34:18the doctors want
34:19to speak to you
34:20and I was just like
34:21right okay
34:22so the alarm bells
34:24were ringing
34:24yeah
34:24um
34:25gave us the worst
34:28juice
34:28oh my god
34:32what was in his brain?
34:40I have basically
34:42a brain tumour
34:43but it's growing
34:44on my spinal cord
34:45as the primary spot
34:46two years to live
34:52as the diagnosis
34:58got more and more
34:59assessed
35:00the timeline
35:01became less
35:02oh
35:03they'd talked
35:04about a year
35:05instead of two years
35:06oh
35:06so it was a big
35:08sort of shock
35:09getting that kind of news
35:12at 32 years old
35:14it's so shit
35:17because your loved ones
35:17are just your absolute world
35:19aren't they?
35:21Matthew was like
35:22well
35:23we want to get married
35:24we want to do this
35:25and he was just like
35:26do it all now
35:26because
35:27you don't know
35:28what's ahead of you
35:29do you know
35:31fair play to Matthew
35:32for still being in like
35:33high spirits
35:35you know what I mean
35:35and wanting to like
35:36marry Carrie
35:37they're rushing to condense
35:39all their life plans
35:40down into a short time
35:41now aren't they?
35:42yeah
35:42you're right
35:43yeah
35:43oh wow
35:52I imagine it was
35:53a very emotional day
35:54mm-hmm
35:55good
35:55I've already made it
35:56to the wedding
35:57it was just a day
36:02of positive love
36:04the energy in the room
36:06I just kept saying
36:07if you could bottle this up
36:08you could sell it for millions
36:10that would have been
36:11a bit of sweet affair
36:12isn't it?
36:13yeah
36:13it just was a day
36:14of celebration
36:15so I'd like to start
36:16this speech by
36:17raising a toast
36:18to my new wife
36:19Carrie
36:19yeah
36:20aww
36:21thank you for showing me
36:23what unconditional love is
36:24and thank you
36:25for just being you
36:26look at the way
36:31she looks at him
36:32I don't know
36:36how long I have
36:37but I would just like
36:38to get back home
36:39and just start
36:39married life
36:40with Carrie
36:41in our house
36:42and just
36:43get through it together
36:44live life together
36:46as long as you can
36:47oh god
36:52oh no
36:53oh no don't tell me
36:55six weeks
37:00oh my
37:01at least he got his time
37:11with that didn't he
37:12he died
37:14a married man
37:15yeah
37:15I'm so glad
37:17he's managed
37:17to find love
37:18and
37:18he got to celebrate
37:21each other
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38:07does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
38:12come on Colin
38:13you're missing it
38:15she's quite good
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38:21in Hampshire
38:25what do you want for Christmas?
38:27I would like pajamas
38:28because I'm full of fun these days
38:31yeah
38:31Josh
38:32and his wife Tamsin
38:34you used to do this really annoying thing
38:37which for the month leading up to Christmas
38:39just buy everything that you wanted
38:41because it was all on sale
38:41I know but you were also like
38:43oh I'm coming to the end of the year
38:44what do I want
38:44oh I'll just get it all myself
38:46and I'd see all these packages being like
38:47oh that's what I was going to get
38:49oh that's what I was going to get you
38:50because I also look and see
38:51all the things you might need
38:52and then I just have nothing for you
38:54well lucky for you I didn't buy anything
38:55for myself this year
38:56no
38:57because I'm not buying things anymore
38:59that's my new thing
39:01so I'll give your pajamas away
39:02no the pajamas I do need
39:04on Tuesday night
39:06James May was fiddling about
39:08in his man cave again
39:10on Discovery Plus
39:11oh
39:12chin chin
39:13there it is
39:14cheers
39:15you like potching in your shed
39:17don't you
39:18yeah
39:18I think every man likes
39:20potching doesn't he
39:21like that
39:22you ought to put your bed out there
39:24oh you'd love that
39:25wouldn't you
39:25shed load of ideas
39:30I appreciate that title
39:32I used to have a shed
39:33in the house that we were at
39:35and I used to love it
39:36when it rained
39:37because I'd go and make a cup of tea
39:39and sit in it
39:39and then go outside
39:40sit in the shed
39:41with the door like half open
39:43oh that's nice
39:43the sound of rain
39:44was gorgeous
39:45and just be like
39:46oh this is nice
39:46yeah
39:47I love it when it rains outside
39:48and then my wife would come
39:49and be like
39:49what are you doing
39:49what are you doing
39:50just having five minutes
39:51it's not easy running a pub
39:53you know
39:53what with business rates
39:55the cost of thatching
39:57he runs a pub as well
39:58oh yeah he does
39:58he owns a pub don't they
39:59oh they're all on pubs
40:00don't they
40:01and on top of all that
40:02I have to think about
40:03choosing the right flavour
40:05of crisps
40:06oh poor James
40:07he's got to think about
40:09the right flavour of crisps
40:10prawn cocktail me
40:11yeah that's good
40:12I love prawn cocktail
40:13yeah
40:14roast chicken
40:14snack
40:15roast chicken crisps
40:17yeah
40:17we love crisps
40:19but we have identified
40:20a problem
40:21there's none in there
40:22yeah
40:22it's just all full of air
40:24you're basically buying air
40:25but what if you get
40:26half it down the back
40:27and then you suddenly think
40:28do you know what
40:29I fancy salt and vinegar
40:30this is a major problem
40:33in the UK isn't it
40:34oh no no
40:35you don't want to do
40:35like a multi crisp
40:36within a bag situation
40:37this is your idea of hell
40:38isn't it
40:38oh my god this is awful
40:39mixing your flavours
40:40me and Ben like doing this
40:42if we're having
40:43you know a bit of a crisp night
40:44we will open a bag of salt
40:47and vinegar
40:47and cheese and onion
40:48to counteract the acidity
40:50of the salt and vinegar
40:51who has a crisp night
40:54you have
40:56rather than a packet
40:57of crisps
40:57a bowl
40:58of completely plain crisps
41:00uh-huh
41:01so what's he gonna do
41:02so you picked a crisp up
41:03and you think
41:03I think I'll have salt and vinegar
41:05for this one
41:05you spray it on
41:07oh
41:08James
41:09right
41:09no
41:10so now he's got a soggy crisp
41:11yeah
41:12oh stop it
41:14I don't hate it
41:15I don't hate it
41:17every crisp
41:19could be different
41:20I don't trust the British public
41:21to do anything
41:21someone's gonna like
41:22pick up a bottle of window lean
41:23and spray the crisps
41:24that's so weird
41:25let me talk to you a bit
41:27about some of the flavours
41:28I was imagining
41:29spam
41:30spam
41:31what spam
41:32luncheon meat
41:33right
41:34I had spam the other day
41:35after you'd done my nails
41:37did you
41:37spam and egg sarnie
41:38yeah
41:39I nearly got spam and egg sarnie
41:40this morning
41:41but I got a full English instead
41:42anchovies
41:44anchovy crisps
41:45fuck off
41:46spam and anchovy
41:48no one is buying that
41:49James May
41:49you're creating problems
41:51not solutions to them
41:52right there's the cubed spam
41:53you've added some more oil
41:56into there
41:56I have yes
41:57are they going to be making
41:58the crisps in front of our eyes
42:00right now
42:00he's going to change it into
42:02so it can be in one of those
42:03atomizers
42:04that's his ultimate goal
42:06I was always like liquid spam
42:07I guess so
42:08is it worth sprinkling a little bit
42:10of salt in as well
42:11oh yes
42:12oh god
42:13oh no
42:14you're adding salt to spam
42:15and anchovies
42:16I mean that's two quite salty products
42:18to spray on us already salted crisp
42:21spam and anchovy crisp
42:23for the first time
42:24in the history of humanity
42:26could be the last time James
42:28oh god
42:30is this what men do in man caves
42:32no
42:33and?
42:38and?
42:38he's going to say it's delicious
42:40isn't he just
42:40because he has to
42:41so it works
42:45so he doesn't say that it's good
42:46he just says it works
42:47works
42:47look
42:50it tastes of shit
42:51it works
42:52the crisp spray atomizer
42:54coming soon
42:55to a pub near me
42:56I mean it makes me hungry
42:58for some crisps
42:59no it very much solidifies my
43:01don't want to put crisps
43:03anywhere near my mouth
43:04store it here first
43:06and last
43:07and never again
43:09I think he really thinks
43:11it's going to sweep the nation
43:12spraying your crisps
43:14in Wiltshire
43:18you do crack in Ireland
43:20but in English
43:21we have a sense of humour
43:22and
43:23one of the things
43:24we like to do
43:25is to do teasing
43:26Giles and his wife
43:27Mary
43:28teasing
43:29I don't want you to touch me
43:31I want nothing further
43:32to do with you
43:33I'm going to catch a taxi
43:35back to London
43:36now
43:37stop it
43:38Christmas spirit
43:40it's not
43:40this is Christmas spirit
43:41stop it
43:42it's the Christmas spirit Mary
43:46I don't want you to tell me
43:49that the
43:49ding dong
43:50merrily on high
43:51this week
43:53an all time classic
43:55had us in the mood
43:56for a festive sing song
43:57on Disney Plus
43:58boom
43:59dk
44:00peddors
44:01dropper baileys
44:03sound of music
44:04what a combo
44:06what a combo
44:07never seen it
44:08really
44:09yeah
44:09what's it about
44:10hobnob
44:11actually
44:12rich tea
44:12screw that
44:13yeah rich tea
44:13classic
44:14what I do know
44:15is it
44:15Judy Andrews
44:17Julie
44:17and that
44:19Julie Andrews
44:20so Judy and Julie
44:21were in this
44:22Rodgers and Humsterers
44:30this is my favourite film
44:35of all time
44:36Nutty
44:37yes
44:37you're very sentimental
44:38I just have to think
44:39of it
44:40just have to think
44:42of it
44:42it set you off
44:43hasn't it
44:43Mary
44:44yes
44:44it reminds me
44:47of when people
44:47were nice
44:48steady
44:49steady Nutty
44:50steady
44:51what you have to do
44:52do you remember
44:52when the average person
44:53was really nice
44:54but they're still nice
44:55very
44:56they're all watching
44:57video nasties now
44:59they're not all watching
45:00she gets taught belly
45:06yeah she does
45:07well no no
45:08she should
45:08she should
45:09I've never seen this
45:13that's insane
45:14oh
45:15it's just joyous
45:18oh
45:21spin
45:22spin
45:23Julie
45:24could you not
45:30I don't know
45:31that I
45:31can resist
45:33right
45:33with songs
45:34they have sung
45:36for a thousand
45:37years
45:38my heart
45:41wants to sing
45:42every song
45:44I hate musicals
45:46so
45:46do you know
45:49there's your favorite
45:49thing there's singing
45:50kids
45:50oh god
45:52okay when that
45:53happens I have to
45:53leave
45:54with the sound
45:57of me
45:58I literally can't
46:00watch this without
46:00smiling
46:01no
46:01it's a very
46:02very fun film
46:03I think I might
46:04make all our
46:04children's clothes
46:05out of our
46:05curtains
46:05all right
46:18show off
46:19they don't make
46:20films like this
46:20anymore
46:21thank god
46:22for that
46:22later
46:23after Maria
46:24had met
46:24the Von Trapp
46:25kids
46:26Lisa
46:26Friedrich
46:28Louisa
46:30Pedro
46:31die
46:34we found
46:36ourselves
46:36at a fancy
46:37party
46:38he looks a bit
46:40like David Cameron
46:41ladies and gentlemen
46:42the elegance
46:44and
46:45the days
46:46before
46:47junk food
46:48everyone
46:48slim
46:49and exquisite
46:50the children
46:51of Captain Von Trapp
46:52wish to say
46:52goodnight to you
46:53oh how charming
46:54oh I like this one
46:56oh I know
46:56this is where they
46:57come down the stairs
46:58isn't it
46:58yeah
46:58oh
47:01what is this
47:02surprise
47:02oh great
47:07time for the
47:08children to perform
47:10does it turn out
47:11that the one in the
47:11middle is actually
47:12their mother
47:12that would be the
47:14EastEnders version
47:14there's a sad
47:16sort of clanging
47:17from the clock
47:18in the hall
47:19and the bells
47:20in the steeple
47:22tomb
47:23and up
47:24in the nursery
47:25an absurd
47:26little bird
47:27is popping out
47:28to say
47:29cuck
47:29are you so moved
47:31poor kids
47:32cuckoo
47:33regretfully
47:34they tell us
47:35but firmly
47:36they come tell us
47:37to say cuckoo
47:38cuckoo
47:40cuckoo
47:40you'll recognise this
47:46here we go
47:46so long
47:47farewell
47:48avidus
47:49and goodbye
47:50i hate
47:51to go
47:52and leave his
47:53pretty side
47:54each one
48:01goes
48:01oh i see
48:04i'll be
48:04i'll be
48:04just saying adieu
48:05adieu
48:05adieu
48:06adieu
48:07adieu
48:07adieu
48:08adieu
48:09okay he knew that part
48:10yeah
48:10who are they saying goodbye to
48:15just the adults
48:16this is the kind of shit you pull when you don't want to go to bad
48:18yeah
48:19to get another ten minutes
48:20yeah
48:21he's burst into song and dance
48:24so long
48:26farewell
48:27i'll be just saying goodbye
48:29just go to sleep
48:30and leave a sigh and say goodbye
48:32goodbye
48:34wow
48:35you had a beautiful high note there
48:37so long
48:38so long
48:39goodbye
48:40i can't
48:42i'm gonna get a snack
48:44this is the best bit though
48:48oh
48:48scratching her arse up the stairs
48:55oh my god now the little one's singing
48:57yeah but she's really cute
48:59yeah that helps
49:01goodbye
49:02isn't that lovely
49:08oh mercifully
49:09please tell me there's not more
49:11okay
49:12no more kids right
49:13i'm glad jimmy's not watched this
49:15because you know what'll be coming next don't you
49:17oh god yeah full performance every night
49:19yeah
49:19up and down the stairs like a yo-yo
49:22it's bad enough as it is
49:23giving it cuckoo
49:25cuckoo
49:25go to bed
49:27in devon
49:34things are getting a little tense
49:37gogglebox
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49:42that was well good
49:46yeah
49:47that was good
49:47should we watch another
49:48gogglebox for stand up to cancer
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49:53that's what I did
49:57yeah
50:00has a serious
50:02yeah
50:03that's right
50:05yeah
50:06absolutely
50:07that's where you can't zwei
50:08yeah
50:08it's a course
50:09but I can't see the
50:11thought of each other
50:13as I know how they could be
50:15even though I feel out the
50:16but I'm proud to
50:16I don't even though I heard them
50:18I tenho noọn
50:19that they can't chil-like
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