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00:00Yeah, this is my brother, Alan.

00:01So sorry to hear about your troubles.

00:03Troubles? What troubles?

00:04Charlie, didn't you tell me he was divorced, broke, and living on your couch?

00:07I don't know what she's talking about.

00:09This is my nephew, Jay.

00:10Hello, Jay.

00:11Don't you worry when the other kids make fun of you.

00:12You'll show them someday.

00:14Nobody makes fun of me.

00:15You're kidding.

00:15You said they were laughing with me.

00:17Hey, I got my own problem.

00:18Choose your words carefully, Slib.

00:20Slib? Why, thank you.

00:21I watch what I eat.

00:22Going in or coming out?

00:23Good to have you back, Mr. Harper.

00:25Haven't seen your mother here for quite some time.

00:26Well, maybe you just didn't recognize her.

00:27Like Satan, my mother can take many forms.

00:30Good one.

00:30I'm ready to order.

00:32Apologies for the frivolity.

00:33I'll have the seared ahi tuna filet.

00:34Good choice.

00:35I want it very rare.

00:36That's how we serve it.

00:36I want it red in the middle, not pink.

00:38Shall do.

00:38If it's pink, don't even bother bringing it.

00:40Just give it to someone who doesn't know what rare is.

00:42You know what? Forget it. You won't get it right.

00:43Is your salmon fresh?

00:44Flown in today.

00:45What time?

00:45I'll ask the chef. Many forms.

00:47Thought you were joking.

00:47You eat here regularly?

00:48Not anymore.

00:49How many pieces of bacon are you going to eat?

00:51My record's 14.

00:52I barfed, but it still counts.

00:53You know what's going to happen if you continue to eat like this?

00:56I'm going to barf.

00:57Hey, Mom.

00:58This is Lydia.

00:59Pleased to meet you.

01:00Likewise.

01:01Boy, I...

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