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Billy Banjo Jones is running for state senate, supported by his rich and domineering wife, Elise. But he hires Paladin to give protection to his opponent.
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00:30Come in.
00:36Hey, what?
00:38Mr. Paladin, nobody know what it means.
00:40Not even mailman.
00:46Turned over.
00:48Banjo.
00:50A banjo?
00:52Of course.
00:54Pack the bags, I borrow.
01:00I may have it.
01:18That's all.
01:30Come in.
01:32Come in.
01:34Come in.
01:36Come on.
01:40Come in.
01:42Give me the gun.
01:56I'm sorry.
02:05Don't be sorry.
02:06Give me the gun or turn around and ride on out.
02:09Now, I can't do that, Sheriff.
02:11I just arrived here on business.
02:13That's exactly what I'm afraid of.
02:15We got an election going on here.
02:17I'm trying to keep from turning into a war.
02:19That is no way to bring about disarmament.
02:23Now, you don't have to be like that.
02:25You'll be safe.
02:26I'll give it back to you right after the boats are counted.
02:29Take it.
02:37I want it back in good condition.
02:39Yeah.
02:40Right after the show.
02:44Crazy grasshopper!
02:46I do nothing!
02:48What do you know?
02:50Do you know that you can't catch a grasshopper?
02:53But you just step on an ant!
02:55Now, there's the moral to that story.
02:57That's not fair.
02:58Whether you are a man, you have to be a man and a man.
03:00And you have to be a man and a man, you have to give that ball.
03:03Now, we're the one who's going to be a man.
03:04And you have to be a man, you have to be a man or you're going to the man.
03:05If you're not a man, you have to be a man.
03:06Let's go.
03:36I want to tell you about the Mexican War.
03:46The Mexican War.
03:52I am won.
03:54And I am bled.
03:56And I am...
03:58Atta boy, Billy.
04:06You about to say you died for your country?
04:10Allison!
04:11It's him, honey. Meet the wife.
04:13Hi, honey.
04:14How do you do?
04:16End of speech. That's all there is.
04:18No, no, no. Come on, more.
04:21Well, you know what this is? Him and me, it's a class reunion, top and bottom.
04:25Come on, about to take over. Shake up the piano. Come on.
04:28Come on.
04:32Billy, I gather you're running for state senator,
04:34but do you expect to win with speeches like that?
04:36He charms the cowhands right out of their boots.
04:39We'll have to to win any election.
04:41Ha! Some friends you are, Rose.
04:50Balladin.
04:52I got tired of being a slob, you know.
04:54Anyway, got hired to stay lazy and out of work.
04:56It's a lost art.
04:58You know, you can throw a rock anywhere in the country
05:00and you're gonna hit somebody that's gonna make a good mother
05:02or a fine president.
05:04Jam.
05:09Anyways, it's not meat, it's ambitious.
05:11It's at least...
05:13Well, I'm certainly relieved to hear that.
05:16By the way, is there another candidate?
05:19Martin Janssen?
05:21Well, bury him and his miners.
05:23Honey, listen, you can't push...
05:25You say Janssen and his miners?
05:27They don't do anything they're told anymore.
05:29That Janssen, that ex-Australian,
05:31he's got them thinking they run the mine.
05:34Elise owns the mine.
05:36My daddy came within a nice of getting killed,
05:40finding and starting that mine.
05:42You know what he'd have done?
05:44He'd have called for the ranch hands.
05:46Elise owns most of the ranch lands hereabouts.
05:48And shortly, she'll own a state senator.
05:53Better than a tavern keeper.
05:57Elise owns the tavern.
06:01Well, Billy...
06:05What do you want with me?
06:09Elise?
06:10Hmm? What?
06:11What?
06:15My business with Paladin is private.
06:24Honey, I'm serious.
06:29That's all right, honey.
06:31Why, busy.
06:33You two want to talk man's business.
06:36Well, that's all right.
06:37You go right ahead.
06:38You don't have to consult me.
06:45Hey!
06:46Would you like me to bring you in some brandy and cigars?
06:57Now, before you say anything...
06:59I love Elise.
07:00She's got a fault, but I love her.
07:02I know that, Billy.
07:03I don't know why you need me.
07:09To protect Jansen from Elise.
07:10She's gonna get him killed.
07:13What's the matter with that sheriff?
07:15Cooley?
07:16He'll fold at the first sign of trouble.
07:19Her ranch hands drove Jansen's people right off the street tonight.
07:22She won't listen to me and somebody's gonna get killed.
07:25And then it wouldn't be fun anymore, huh?
07:29Well, I didn't ask for a sermon.
07:34Will you help Jansen?
07:35Well, I should consult Jansen first.
07:42If he refuses my services, I'll return this.
07:47One thing.
07:49Don't tell Elise.
07:56Hey, Sheriff.
07:57Hand me my hand.
08:00Cooley, tell me where I find Jansen.
08:02What do you want with him?
08:04That would be my private business.
08:06He's flat on his back where this fellow left him.
08:09Well, Miss Jones said not to...
08:10Shut up, prisoner.
08:12A bunch of these hands broke up a Jansen meeting tonight.
08:15Stomped Jansen and a couple of those miners.
08:17How long are you gonna hold me?
08:18Till I get tired of you.
08:20I gotta chain him up out here,
08:21cause to keep the ballot box and the guns safe,
08:23I have to lock them in the cell.
08:24And you talk private business, find Jansen yourself.
08:27Oh, he's a cruel and severe man.
08:32Oh, Cooley.
08:33Hand me my hat here, would you?
08:34You've got against miners.
08:35Oh, nothing, except they stink,
08:37and they're dirty and untrustworthy.
08:39Hand me my hat here.
08:40My name is Paladin.
08:46I was told I could find Jansen here.
09:01What do you want me for?
09:02If your name's Jansen, I've been hired to protect you.
09:04Looks like I might be a little bit late.
09:07Hired?
09:08News travels past here, mister.
09:11I know that you've come from that banjo-playing clown.
09:15Now I want to show you something.
09:22This happened tonight?
09:23That's right.
09:27I thought I'd speak up for these poor bloody people
09:29stopped up in their minds like your friends was drowning gophers.
09:33How do you think Fred feels about my speech?
09:45Worth it to him, do you think?
09:47Billy made a deal.
09:49He hired me to protect you.
09:50I can make him stick to it.
09:52The fee is that high?
09:53Well, you've seen your friend's idea of democracy in action.
09:56Now get out of here.
09:58Mr. Jansen, my sole professional secret
10:01is to make profit agree with principle.
10:03I'd like to help you.
10:06Yes, Billy Banjo would like to make a fool of me
10:08hiring a gunslinger to protect me from his wife.
10:10Billy would like to win this election fairly.
10:12He thinks he can do it?
10:13His wife is smarter.
10:14She knows what she has to do to win.
10:16That's right.
10:17He's dead.
10:18Just like she held a gun to his head.
10:19Mrs. Billy Banjo.
10:21Are you fair dinkum?
10:22Fair dinkum.
10:23All right.
10:24Then do it.
10:25Give me a fair chance and I'll lick your friend and his fat wife on their cow heads.
10:26No.
10:27I'm not.
10:28I'm not.
10:29I'm not.
10:30I'm not.
10:31What's this?
10:32I'm not.
10:33What's this?
10:34I'm not.
10:35I'm not.
10:36I'm not.
10:37I'm not.
10:38I'm not.
10:39I'm not.
10:40I'm not.
10:41I'm not.
10:42That's right.
10:43Are you fair dinkum?
10:45Fair dinkum.
10:47All right, then do it.
10:49Give me a fair chance and I'll lick your friend and his fat wife on their cow hands.
11:03Where do you think you're going with him?
11:05Cooley, one of those miners that was stomped died a few minutes ago.
11:09He did, huh?
11:11You're sure picking strange company.
11:15I told you Cooley wouldn't do anything.
11:18Now, that man was murdered.
11:21That changes the charge and the penalty a little bit, doesn't it?
11:25Is this your business?
11:27These are my people, mister, and I've never seen them like they are.
11:30A murder trial now had bust this town wide open.
11:33I aim to wait till the election's over and tempers cool down.
11:36Your people are less than half of this town.
11:39The other half you seem to forget about.
11:41And they're not cooling off, mister.
11:43They're about to boil over.
11:45I'm trying to keep them alive.
11:47When I get that solved, then I'll worry about their rights.
11:49An election isn't worth holding unless it's a sure thing.
11:56There'll be a chance of a need to wait here.
12:03The old General Scott come up to me and he said,
12:05Billy, Billy, we need your help.
12:07So naturally, I...
12:09What I've got to say to you, Billy, I'd like to say in private.
12:20Restrain your enthusiasm.
12:22I'll be back.
12:23Well, you've killed a man.
12:38Do you still want to be a senator?
12:40What are you talking about I didn't touch anybody?
12:42One of the men injured tonight died a few minutes ago.
12:47The big campaign and all the fun and the cheering just stopped.
12:51Well, what do you want?
12:53I asked you to protect Jensen.
12:55The only way you can protect Jensen is to quit the race.
12:58Get a shovel and join the burying party for that man.
13:01Elise won't like that.
13:03I feel sorry for the man, but I'm not gonna quit.
13:09Billy, you'd be a major disaster as a senator.
13:12Well, my friends have got a right to find out.
13:14Now, you do your job and nobody will get hurt.
13:18I do my job and you'll get a fair election whether you win or lose.
13:22So he hired this paladin to protect Jensen.
13:46That minor you're stumped.
13:48Died.
13:52Old Tom Moore.
14:02A relic of bygone days.
14:04Lover.
14:07Why did paladin come here?
14:09Nothing.
14:10We're just old friends.
14:12What'd you want the thousand for?
14:14I didn't give him any money.
14:16Yes, you did.
14:18You hired him.
14:20For what?
14:21You don't like the way I do things?
14:24Oh, you bonehead.
14:26There are three miners for every cowhand in this county.
14:30In a fair election, they'd bury you.
14:34And they'd hang you.
14:39Look, Elise.
14:40You can't push people around the way you do.
14:43No.
14:44Miss Jones.
14:45Oh, Mrs. Jones.
14:46There's no chance Jensen winning, is there?
14:48Because he'd close down this town.
14:49Me and my herd wouldn't be around anymore.
14:52Great heart here is gonna fix everything.
14:56But just in case.
14:58Cooley.
15:00Yes, ma'am.
15:01You give them back their guns.
15:04Now, Mrs. Jones.
15:06Come on, Cooley.
15:07Who's gonna win?
15:17I can't think of any other way to keep those miners from coming in here and wrecking this town.
15:21All right.
15:24Let's go.
15:25That's more like it.
15:26Let's go.
15:28Cooley would be the first ride off a sinking ship.
15:32But we're all right.
15:33Take it easy!
15:36Get in line, you'll get your guns.
15:38All right.
15:39Let's go.
15:40Like the man said, get in line, you'll get your gun back.
15:42We've waited.
15:43All right.
15:44Let's go.
15:45Let's go.
15:46Let's go.
15:48Let's go.
15:49Let's go.
15:51Let's go.
15:53All right.
15:56Let's go.
15:58Let's go.
16:00We've got a ship.
16:02All right, come on.
16:10About here?
16:12I was in it just once, mister.
16:14As I recall, you hit the sheriff's office
16:15for about 15 feet from that corner.
16:17So the cell should be right here.
16:19The bed lets down from this wall.
16:21All right, now, while they're making all that noise.
16:23Not all the way through.
16:25Stay with us, Chester.
16:26Right.
16:32The sheriff's sitting in his office.
16:34Are we ready?
16:35It's almost through in two places.
16:36I can tell by the sound.
16:38Can I make a hole?
17:02Just a minute.
17:12Just a minute.
17:32Well, it would be nice if they don't notice the draft.
17:46Sorry to bother you, Mrs. White,
17:47but we're ready for the men to vote.
17:49Yes, they're ready.
18:02Jensen, we get them all.
18:09Enough.
18:10Enough to win.
18:23All right.
18:24The polls are open.
18:25Hold it.
18:26But you've forgotten something.
18:28An election isn't legal unless there are witnesses,
18:30and I want to be dead sure this one's legal.
18:33What do you want now?
18:34Just to help you keep the peace.
18:39Let him.
18:40Can't hurt.
18:41All right.
18:42Come ahead.
18:48Now, you're really pushing your luck.
18:52You didn't have to do that.
18:54Only one.
18:55Wait a minute.
18:56He's disqualified, Sheriff.
18:57Well, there's no need to cross him off.
18:59I took out the extra ballots.
19:00He killed one vote for Jensen.
19:02Let's cross him off the list and make it even.
19:04That's fair.
19:06You asked for that.
19:09Wrong time, wrong place.
19:11Later.
19:12Boots, guns, anything.
19:14You name it, and I'll make you eat it.
19:18All right.
19:19Come along.
19:20Come along.
19:21Come along.
19:22Come along.
19:23Come along.
19:24Come along.
19:25Come along.
19:26Come along.
19:27Come on.
19:28Come along.
19:29Come along.
19:30Come along.
19:35Well.
19:38Looks like your friends didn't make it.
19:39I'm ready if you are.
19:41I'm ready if you are.
19:57Bill Banjo. His legal name is Jones. It'll let that go.
20:03One for Jansen.
20:05Jansen? Somebody doesn't know where his bread's buttered.
20:11Jansen.
20:17Jansen. Jansen.
20:21Jansen. Jansen.
20:26Billy.
20:29Jansen.
20:32Banjo.
20:35Jansen.
20:37Jansen.
20:40Jansen.
20:42Jansen.
20:44Jansen.
20:46Where did you get that?
20:48Same place I got the ballot box. Now, Sheriff, would you like to count, or will you take my word that 346 miners voted?
20:55All except Fred Wade, and he'd die.
21:00Hey! The Diggers are praying in the street!
21:25We're having our victory parade and burying our dead.
21:35You're gonna let them defy you, Elise? This is the kind of a story that gets told over and over again. They'll never let you forget how you let your town get away from you.
21:43Go on, Cooley. They're daring you.
21:47That's right, Cooley. This is your last chance to decide which side you're on.
21:53They won't let you live. They'll make you eat that badge.
21:57Go ahead, Cooley. Let them break up a peaceful funeral. Burn the ballots. Leave a murderer around now, and how long do you think you'd get away with it?
22:04Now, wait a minute. You can't just run out on me like this.
22:20You do a grubber, stay put.
22:23Make up your mind, Cooley.
22:25If I don't get you, Cooley, I'll get Bill, or the gunfighter, or the fat lady, and they don't make me any difference. Now, come and get me.
22:34You!
22:39Cooley!
22:59Go on.
23:04Stop them! Stop them!
23:05Why don't you shut up? We don't have to listen to you anymore, nor beg nor crawl. You're nothing but a big fat lady.
23:09Now, you keep a civil tongue in your head, you hear me?
23:10You've done it yourself. You paid him yourself to wreck her.
23:11It's all done now. Now, go on. Get out of here.
23:12Now, go on. Get out of here.
23:13Go on.
23:14Go on.
23:15Go on.
23:16Must be.
23:17Must be.
23:18Plenty of service.
23:19I'll get out of here.
23:20I'll get out of here.
23:21You need a loud man on a banjo.
23:22Billy.
23:23I'll get out of here.
23:24I'll get out of here.
23:25I'll get out of here.
23:27Billy.
23:28I'll get out of here.
23:29I'll get out of here.
23:30I'll get out of here.
23:31It's all done.
23:32I'll get out of here.
23:33Oh.
23:34I'll get better.
23:36Yeah, absolutely.
23:37Love, Cesare and the,ney.
23:38What?
23:39Does he have any secretary or secretary?
23:40Who is a secretary or secretary?
23:41Oh, my dear.
23:41And, Philip, do you have any eigenen devices?
23:56Yes, do you have any Christmasevity?
23:57You don't have anything, Bobby.
23:59Have a gun, will travel, reach the cart of a man
24:23A knight without armor in a savage land
24:30His vast gun for hire heats the calling wind
24:37Paladin, paladin, where do you roam?
24:53Paladin, paladin, paladin, paladin...
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