The Great - Season 2 Episode 01- Heads It's Me
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00:00I've never done a coup before.
00:01It's a dangerous game.
00:02I am as good as dead here, so I have nothing to lose.
00:06Order!
00:07Help me with the coup.
00:09Say that word.
00:10You and I will plan for my reign.
00:12We have to go forward. We need men who will fight.
00:14Would you care for my crew?
00:16I've lost my fingers.
00:17I'll just pop it in your mouth.
00:20Your bride is unhappy.
00:22You must clear the clouds.
00:24We should find you a lover.
00:27It's marvellous.
00:30Well, she is just a woman.
00:32Weak of mind and firm of breast.
00:34I don't want to kill you.
00:36You're not a bad person.
00:37I could kill you.
00:38You are a bad person.
00:40Someone's tried to poison him.
00:41You poisoned him.
00:43What happens to us when he's dead?
00:46You'll never stay.
00:47The family must protect itself.
00:49You know what I want for my birthday?
00:50Russia.
00:51It will be hard, but we will prevail.
00:55I told Peter it was you.
00:57He loves you, and you have his baby.
00:59You told him that I'm pregnant.
01:00You think a child will stop me?
01:02Your child, a son, the preservation of your line.
01:06I can change the world.
01:08I know you can.
01:09We can win this.
01:10Neo will be dead.
01:11I await your signal.
01:13What have you done with him?
01:15Me.
01:16Let him go.
01:17You do not love him.
01:18You love me.
01:19You're a bad man.
01:20She is a firecracker.
01:21I have never loved her more.
01:23I am terrifying.
01:26Nothing.
01:51Maybe Leo is...
01:53Soldiers all say he is not.
01:56Tell him to stop searching.
02:02He's dead.
02:04Of course he's fucking dead.
02:16So you have him trapped?
02:18Yes. Finally, breakthrough.
02:20Them and his forces have retreated to the east wing.
02:23I didn't think it would take this long.
02:25Four months, Velomintov. In much depth.
02:27I'm somewhere between bored and enraged.
02:29Battle has its own rhythm.
02:31You must play it as it lays, not how you wish it.
02:35I wish it to be the final stanza. Do you understand?
02:38Well, not to apportion blame, but if we're cutting the cake, your desire to be the one that kills him has skewed a few plans.
02:45Then I will let that go and you will get this done.
02:53Come here.
02:55What are you doing?
03:01Playing?
03:03This is a human being.
03:04Uh, was.
03:05Grigory Vasilev, in fact.
03:09He had a life as precious as yours.
03:11As all Russians.
03:13Do not demean our nation and yourselves by losing sight of the preciousness of life.
03:19Yours and his.
03:21Ask yourself, what can I make of my life?
03:24What intrinsic good can I do that elevates my humanity?
03:27I don't know what a lot of that means.
03:31Don't be little shits is what it means.
03:33Fuck off you go.
03:35Can we have our head back?
03:37No, you can't have the head back.
03:39Bitch.
03:43Empress, bitch.
03:47You have a way with kids.
03:49Let's hope so.
03:57We have them trapped on the third floor.
04:07Why are we not attacking?
04:08I'm developing a plan.
04:09Again.
04:10Why do we not just launch an assault?
04:12I'm trying to avoid unnecessary bloodshed.
04:15But are you also trying to avoid necessary bloodshed?
04:17Since I'm the only person here with forty years military experience,
04:20I expect that's a distinction only I can make.
04:23If you just stabbed him.
04:24You really want to go down the path to the past, Dolo.
04:27It is both unconstructive and very annoying.
04:29We are one step closer to victory.
04:31Feel free to congratulate me.
04:33You need to concentrate on the next step.
04:35I will not launch a pointless assault.
04:37They are trapped, but they are also heavily fortified on both flanks.
04:40The central path is a death trap.
04:42You can't get in.
04:43In layman's terms.
04:44Only woman's.
04:45Indeed.
04:46But yes, he is trapped.
04:49He must be worried.
04:51You must know, ultimately, I've got him.
05:06Emperor.
05:08Emperor.
05:09Emperor.
05:10If I could just talk about a plan for the next few days.
05:12Of course you may, Svenska.
05:13As long as you don't expect me to listen.
05:15Sir.
05:16Listen to Svenska and nod occasionally as if you give a fuck on my behalf.
05:20It's just our new situation needs to be assessed and...
05:25Just enjoy the party, Svenska.
05:27You've become quite the warrior.
05:28It is dull and makes me want to punch you when I see you about to speak.
05:31It's just that...
05:33He warned you.
05:34Just tell me.
05:35Svenska has a point.
05:37She has us trapped.
05:39I think we're in trouble.
05:40Well, Katie.
05:42I mean...
05:44We have her.
05:45Huzzah.
05:46Of course we do.
05:47Huzzah.
05:48Yes, of course we do.
05:49Huzzah.
05:50But...
05:51She has done well, though.
05:52Extraordinary.
05:53I've never loved her more.
05:54I can actually tell when a move is hers and not that balloon-shaped traitorous fuck Velomentov.
05:59Her moves have wit and elegance.
06:01He is like a blind, syphilitic wild boar with a map and gun dangling off his ball bag.
06:06My concern is...
06:09Losing.
06:11Grigor, Arkady, check him for balls.
06:13Don't fucking touch me.
06:18Oh, fancy.
06:20Bravo.
06:21Jean-Pierre?
06:22Uh, oui.
06:23The mousse.
06:24Thyme.
06:25Brandy.
06:26Juniper and...
06:27Fennelseed.
06:28That's it.
06:30Our next move.
06:31We are trapped...
06:32We are not trapped.
06:36We can go out here and go through the basement.
06:39Assemble in the forest and retake from up here and below.
06:43But tomorrow, after the party...
06:45I am sure he has men stacked in the forest.
06:47Well, let's find out.
06:49Lookalikes, where are you?
06:51Ugh.
06:52Fuck me.
06:53Lookalikes?
06:54You're not nearly good-looking enough.
06:56Maybe you.
06:57Okay.
06:58You.
06:59Go.
07:00Head into the forest.
07:01You make it to the edge.
07:02Turn and wave this.
07:03Oh.
07:04Svenska.
07:05Relax, will you?
07:06Madam Svenska.
07:07Fuck Svenska, will you?
07:09Relax him.
07:10I actually can't get it up at the moment.
07:12The worry.
07:13Why worry?
07:14It's war.
07:15You're a soldier.
07:16You should be loving this.
07:17He worries about losing.
07:18He should not.
07:19For, as we all know, the Emperor will prevail.
07:22Well, I will fuck you in his stead.
07:23For all my subjects must be happy and filled with joy and optimism.
07:26And if they were not, I will fill them personally.
07:28Huzzah.
07:29No.
07:30No.
07:31I can try again.
07:33I feel strong.
07:34You have filled me with lead, Emperor.
07:38She will not beat me because, well, I'm me.
07:43I was born to be Emperor, chosen by God.
07:45And is God ever wrong?
07:46Archie!
07:47Is God ever wrong?
07:49Never, Emperor.
07:50He is the sun blinding us with truth.
07:55Don't know what that means, but seems to agree with me.
07:57Can we hand out some medals?
07:58Lift morale.
07:59Indeed.
08:00Fun.
08:01You don't look like you're having fun.
08:02Hmm.
08:03Verspicacious, as always.
08:04I'm in the wrong place.
08:05I admit, it doesn't look good.
08:06A ruble for your thoughts.
08:07Nothing.
08:08Not could I get close enough to cut his throat and end this.
08:10Wow.
08:11You couldn't.
08:12His guards are on the watch.
08:13Look.
08:14Just sit tight.
08:15Stick with me.
08:16Not my strong point.
08:17Not my strong point.
08:18God will blow the right wind soon.
08:19What's the right wind?
08:20Only God knows that.
08:21We wait on his perfect whim.
08:22Have an oyster.
08:23Your serene faith.
08:24Is really fucking annoying.
08:25Really?
08:26Really?
08:27I always imagined it.
08:28charismatic and charming.
08:29I find it ridiculous and fun.
08:30I find it.
08:31It's not your main thought.
08:32Look.
08:33You've got to be on his foot.
08:34You've got to be the right finger.
08:35You've got to be on me.
08:36You've got to be on my own.
08:37All right.
08:38My strong point.
08:39God will blow the right wind soon.
08:42What's the right wind?
08:44Only God knows that.
08:46We wait on his perfect whim.
08:49Have an oyster.
08:51Your serene face is really fucking annoying.
08:54Really?
08:55I always imagined it charismatic and charming.
08:58I find it ridiculous and absurd and fucking idiotic.
09:01And I'm sorry I ever listen to a word out of your fucking mouth.
09:05You hear me a rebel?
09:08And for services unparalleled to our great emperor, me, Chef Jean-Pierre.
09:16He arrived in the middle of a battle and turned out a six-course degustation that left me speechless, legless,
09:22and having wet dreams of pheasants stuffed with plums for four days.
09:26Ah, Dr. Vinadel.
09:30Emperor.
09:31How is she?
09:32Her blood is red, her bile is yellow, her shit was not to my liking last time I saw her,
09:36but her urine was straw-looking and fruity to the taste, so on balance, you know, she's fine.
09:41Indeed.
09:41And give her my best.
09:43I miss Paul.
09:45May I continue sowing on this man?
09:48It's an actual physical pain.
09:50Lookalikes out.
09:51Huh?
10:02Oh.
10:03Okay.
10:04I guess they're in the forest.
10:07Shit.
10:07Hold up.
10:27Get ready for it.
10:27We can't get in?
10:28No.
10:32Then we get them to come out.
10:35You!
10:35Molotov man.
10:38Give me your bottle.
10:43Valk could catch his flame.
10:46No, yeah, yeah, no, you need to, you need to...
10:48People instinctively run from fire, so we burn them out.
10:53And if we burn down the palace in the process?
10:55We'll build a new one, Orlo.
10:57New palace, new Russia.
10:59All right.
11:01We go in an hour.
11:03You go.
11:03Be safe.
11:04Okay.
11:06Do you still need to kill him yourself?
11:08No.
11:09Let's just win.
11:12Developmental.
11:13Have they found...
11:15No.
11:17Yeah, we've searched the forest many times.
11:21Do you think he could be alive?
11:23It's been a while.
11:24Yeah, our body would be in a...
11:27We're looking.
11:29We're looking.
11:46Don't you dare.
11:48You don't get that.
11:49Merit.
11:57Sylvana.
12:00Tea.
12:05What a day.
12:10What one?
12:11We can just talk.
12:17But you don't.
12:21I...
12:21It's okay.
12:23I'm just used to...
12:25Mariel.
12:26Yes.
12:29I'm sorry I'm not her.
12:31You may go.
12:32What?
12:41I...
12:41I...
12:42I...
12:42I...
12:43I...
12:45I...
12:46I...
12:47Dr. Vinodal.
13:04I feel fine, Vinodal.
13:06Must we?
13:06I apologize in advance.
13:08Please understand I was under duress.
13:10What?
13:12God.
13:13You look great.
13:16Don't call for soldiers
13:17or I'll blow Vinodal's head across the room.
13:18I agree with the Emperor.
13:19Please don't call out.
13:21Might get a drink, actually.
13:23What are you doing here?
13:24You look amazing.
13:25Look how big you are.
13:27How's Paul?
13:29Hi, Paul.
13:30Daddy's here.
13:44I just wish she'd go kill her.
13:46She has his baby.
13:48Anyone can have a fucking baby.
13:50I've got six.
13:51He loves her.
13:52Which is really not helping.
13:53This is it.
13:57Follow me, men.
14:14Don't, George.
14:21Jesus Christ.
14:22Christ.
14:28We have to go get him.
14:30Just quickly, Grigor.
14:31George.
14:32Just what?
14:32They're prepared to die for him, right?
14:34We've never really had that chat.
14:35We're not fucking dying.
14:36Come on.
14:36The thing is, I never really thought about him losing.
14:38Because he just doesn't.
14:39She's winning, Grigor.
14:40Well, if he loses, we're fucked.
14:44Exactly.
14:44We could run right now.
14:46Get out of here and go to the country house.
14:48You hate the country house.
14:49You would say it's too small.
14:50It's roomier than a coffin.
14:52I guess she'd come for us wherever we are.
14:54She might not.
14:54She's quite nice.
14:56I would if I was her.
14:57And if we run and then he wins?
15:00That would be bad.
15:01I don't know that I could live without him anyway.
15:03I can't imagine just the two of us.
15:04Cheering to hear.
15:07Let's go get him.
15:10So how have you been?
15:11How have I been?
15:12Yes.
15:13At war with you, that's how I've been.
15:15Hasn't it been great?
15:16I've loved it.
15:18You need to give in.
15:19We need to stop this bloodshed.
15:21See, that's the difference between us.
15:22I don't mind the bloodshed.
15:23I mean, you honestly can't think you can run Russia without bloodshed.
15:26I can.
15:28I will.
15:29You're so sweet sometimes, I could just kiss you on the nose.
15:34Ah!
15:35Oh, sorry.
15:36Did that hurt?
15:37Yes.
15:38Let's face it, your heart wasn't in it anyway.
15:40We don't want to kill each other.
15:41Fervently disagree.
15:43You need to stop or...
15:45You'll lose.
15:46That's not a great argument, to be honest.
15:48No.
15:49Or I would have to get serious and start trying
15:51and then you or Paul will get hurt.
15:54I'm winning.
15:55I love that you think that.
15:56I knew you would.
15:57That's why I thought I should come down and tell you
15:59I think we've had enough fun.
16:02This isn't fun.
16:04People are dying.
16:05Russia is paralyzed.
16:06Then stop, and that will stop.
16:08So many great reasons for you to give up.
16:10For instance, we can fuck.
16:12Not a strong argument.
16:14I bet you've missed my tongue.
16:15I did dream about cutting it out, so perhaps.
16:18I just don't want an accident.
16:20Some loyalist in the hallway grabs you,
16:22smacks your delightfully shaped skull against a wall
16:24until it shatters and caves in,
16:26killing you and Paul.
16:28Can you imagine how upset I'd be?
16:30I'd fuck your dead body for days.
16:32I want you to know that.
16:33Jesus.
16:34Exactly.
16:35My love is strong.
16:37We should stop for Paul's sake.
16:39You're right.
16:40So you give up, let me kill you,
16:43and I'll tell Paul what a marvellous person you were.
16:46I've missed your pity self.
16:47Oh.
16:49Did Paul just kick you?
16:51Yes.
16:52He knows I'm here.
16:56Paul?
16:58I miss you too.
17:03Are you crying?
17:04No.
17:05Yes.
17:06Shit.
17:08Shit.
17:10Look.
17:13I made this for him.
17:17Cute.
17:18Thanks.
17:20Men!
17:29Don't be stubborn.
17:31I mean, I love it,
17:31but it's fucking wearing at times.
17:33Like right now.
17:35Cherries.
17:35How are you getting cherries?
17:39We're not getting cherries in the East Wing.
17:41People like me better.
17:43I'm fun.
17:43You're not.
17:44So I doubt that's true.
17:45You've convinced a few people things can be better,
17:47which they can't,
17:48so you have lied to them.
17:49And if you won,
17:50things would go badly once they realised the lie.
17:54Oh, shit.
17:57Did you launch an attack?
18:00Yes.
18:01And I'm not there.
18:02It's bad timing for you.
18:03Good timing for me.
18:05It's like there's something in my head
18:06where I always know what to do,
18:07even though I never really think about it.
18:09I guess that's why God chose me.
18:11You're going to die, Peter.
18:13You can save hundreds of lives
18:15by just accepting that.
18:17Do it for Russia.
18:19I'm not sure appealing to my selfless side
18:21has a lot of traction.
18:21I think it does.
18:24I really believe that.
18:26I know your heart.
18:27You are ever an optimist.
18:28Another thing I love about you.
18:33We have a problem.
18:34Oh, you do.
18:35Do tell.
18:36Empress, you look big.
18:38Thanks.
18:39You need to come.
18:41Let me just say goodbye.
18:46My patience is wearing thin.
18:50Love you.
18:50Bye, Paul.
18:56I have the worst headache.
18:58Silent weapons.
19:00That's what we need to invent.
19:01What would be the fun of that?
19:16Look alike.
19:17Such a shit job.
19:19They don't even go pay much.
19:21I need to sit down for a minute.
19:23I'll keep searching.
19:24Where we find Archie,
19:25shoot him in both legs and get me.
19:27Make sure there's a hammer
19:28and some small knives, Andy,
19:29and I'll finish it.
19:31Jesus, it's a war, Waller.
19:33I take it personally.
19:34Run back, Joe.
19:46Your time is up.
19:47Give up.
19:49I just need to kill you first.
19:51You should be with us.
19:52I want to be the boss.
19:54I'll kill you and cross the floor and get hired.
19:57Fight for her.
19:58The first to kill you, Paul.
20:11Shit.
20:11Your time really is up.
20:14Well, don't worry.
20:15I'll blow your fucking heart out
20:16and it won't hurt anymore.
20:27Don't call me fatso.
20:29No sign of Peter.
20:40And?
20:51Apologies, man.
20:55It's a disaster up there.
20:57An understatement.
20:58But where's Fensker?
20:59I don't know.
20:59We need to get out of here.
21:00It does seem felicitous.
21:02No, no, no.
21:03I don't run.
21:04Peter the Great's son
21:05does not run from his own fucking palace.
21:07If she can't find you,
21:08she can't kill you.
21:09If she can't kill you,
21:10she can't win.
21:11Right.
21:13She can't be head of Russia
21:13while I'm alive.
21:14So I'm not running.
21:15I'm winning.
21:16Exactly.
21:18I have a carriage and horses waiting.
21:19Well, let's go.
21:20I don't know where,
21:21but I shall have another great idea
21:22and we will prevail.
21:28What do you mean, nowhere?
21:45They searched the palace.
21:46He's gone.
21:47Carriages and horses were seen leaving.
21:49Probably then.
21:50What, did anyone follow?
21:51He knows the palace better than anyone.
21:52He found a gap in our perimeter.
21:54Why do we think he went?
21:55There are six royal estates.
21:57We suspect one of those.
21:58Can't I just say he's dead
21:59and crown myself?
22:01No.
22:01He is out in the regions,
22:02able to go to regional courts
22:03and gather support.
22:04That is what he'll be on his way to do.
22:08No, look alike.
22:11Filipe Pugachev.
22:11Recently resigned,
22:12so no need to shoot me as I live.
22:15Empress.
22:16All the best of luck.
22:16He's a fucking madman, that one.
22:21You're very beautiful, by the way.
22:25I'm pretty sure I gave orders
22:32to have you shot
22:33if you approached my quarters.
22:34You underestimate how well liked I am.
22:38Is it going to take
22:39an apology or something?
22:41There is no apology big enough
22:42for betraying me.
22:44I'm sorry
22:44that you've interpreted me
22:46saving your life as a betrayal.
22:48It is a punitive, narrow view of things
22:50and does not speak well of your character.
22:53P?
22:53You betrayed me.
22:55Saved.
22:56Betrayed.
22:56Are you alive?
22:58Clearly.
22:59Then I rest my case.
23:03It has taken me four months
23:05instead of days.
23:06Well, you couldn't kill him.
23:08That is what derailed us.
23:09Not to cast blame.
23:11I didn't kill him,
23:12which is different from couldn't.
23:14You do know how to make tea.
23:22Look at you.
23:25That thing.
23:27I call it the baby.
23:29Is it strange?
23:31Very.
23:32So tell me.
23:33It is real,
23:35but also not real.
23:38And I piss myself a lot
23:40and like to eat dirt.
23:44I think if God really loved women,
23:46we'd lay eggs.
23:49I missed you.
23:52More tea?
23:54Look me in the eye a moment.
23:55What do you see?
24:05You know what I see?
24:08It is what you see in mine.
24:13More tea.
24:13Fuck me.
24:24These blueberries are good.
24:26Like a bluebird coming in your mouth.
24:28Give me some more Grigor.
24:29That's it.
24:31What do you mean, that's it?
24:32We just grabbed clothes
24:32and bags of stuff.
24:34I didn't really think about food,
24:37which was an oversight.
24:38I think I see that now.
24:39You mean you really didn't think about me?
24:41Your emperor and best friend?
24:43We were all running for our lives.
24:45Fuck.
24:46Tell me you at least brought Jean-Pierre.
24:49We'll pick things up in the villages.
24:51We can...
24:52We can what?
24:53Pick up a salmon on crout
24:55with a saffron aioli
24:56in the next village?
24:57We'll work something out.
24:59This is very disappointing.
25:01I'm sorry.
25:02I don't strategize well
25:04when I'm hungry.
25:05The empire may now be at risk.
25:09Wouldn't have eaten them so fast, would I?
25:13I watched you.
25:17You began to more and more resemble
25:18a ripe apple.
25:20I was about to bite your cheek out.
25:23You have missed much.
25:26It was torment being away.
25:27But I became ill
25:28and I could not travel.
25:30Peter's gone.
25:31I heard that.
25:34You shall prevail.
25:35I know it.
25:37Let me see him.
25:41Oh.
25:43So beautiful.
25:45Oh, I remember when I was...
25:47Sorry.
25:49No, no.
25:50Don't be sorry.
25:51I loved every minute of it.
25:58I brought you a frog.
26:00To eat?
26:01The average woman
26:02has three to seven miscarriages.
26:05Must keep this carriage on the road.
26:07Lay back.
26:11Village doulas use them
26:12and the rate of miscarriage
26:14is markedly lower
26:15in the villages
26:15than the court.
26:19Dr. Bernadette.
26:20Empress, I...
26:22Oh.
26:24You're doing the frog.
26:25Yes, I'm doing the frog.
26:27It is discredited hocus-pocus.
26:30Instead,
26:30I will insert this sage bundle
26:32into the royal cunt
26:33and that will do
26:34what the frog
26:35purports to.
26:36That is not going inside me.
26:37Oh, gosh.
26:38I'm glad I'm here.
26:39Get away from her.
26:41Ah, breakfast.
26:43Some raw sliced turbot
26:44and some farmhouse cheeses
26:46slathered on bread
26:48with a shot of vodka
26:49every morning.
26:50It is too rich
26:51for the baby's blood.
26:52He will be born
26:53with a stutter.
26:54Seems better than
26:54the seven bowls
26:55of chicken broth
26:56you make me eat
26:57each day, Vinadel.
26:58I will take care of you now.
27:00I must listen
27:01for a heartbeat.
27:02If there was not
27:02a heartbeat,
27:03the frog would hop off.
27:04Oh, dear God.
27:05You may go, Vinadel.
27:06Do you know where
27:17Peter might go?
27:19Did you check the cupboards?
27:21The cupboards?
27:21After seeing his mother,
27:22he would often disappear
27:23for days
27:24and would generally
27:25be found in a cupboard
27:26with a ham
27:27and a teddy.
27:28I guess we could check.
27:31And Leo?
27:32I am.
27:37You have steel
27:38in your heart.
27:41My broken heart.
27:43You will realise
27:44you haven't even known
27:45love until this baby
27:47comes out.
27:48Men forever after
27:49will be merely
27:50useful trinkets.
27:51Russia and a child
27:53to love will fill
27:54your heart overflowing.
27:57Leave the frog on
27:58for 20 minutes.
28:02Strange place to hide.
28:24He's gone.
28:25They've no reason
28:26to search his room for him.
28:28They'll kill you
28:29if they find you.
28:30Orlo has blood
28:31in his nostrils.
28:32In the moment,
28:33some decisions
28:34seem so right
28:35and yet they come back
28:36to haunt you.
28:37Thanks.
28:39Do you know
28:39where he is?
28:40I do not.
28:41Are you lying to me?
28:43I've never
28:43and will never.
28:46Same cannot be said
28:47for you to me
28:48how different
28:49things could have been
28:50if you told me
28:51of her plan.
28:52You really want
28:52to have that conversation now?
28:54No.
28:56I just need to hide.
28:58How is she?
28:59We have forgiven each other.
29:00I think the weight
29:02of our yearning
29:02for each other
29:03slightly outweighs
29:03the grudge we carry.
29:05That's good.
29:06The wind blows her way.
29:07Well played.
29:09It is not a play.
29:12Save me if you can.
29:15You know I will.
29:20Where will you go?
29:21The forest.
29:24To commune with God.
29:27Tell him he needs
29:28to get his act together.
29:29Blow that cunt Peter
29:30into his grave.
29:31Thanks.
29:43Come on.
29:47I will.
29:47I don't know.
30:17Oh, Jean-Pierre, fucker!
30:26Wake Venementov!
30:33How do these people live?
30:54I had no idea how they suffered.
30:56When this is over, we need to give them better bread recipes.
31:01Food at last!
31:14Food at last!
31:16Jean-Pierre!
31:17Jean-Pierre, you better have some snails in garlic butter in ten fucking minutes!
31:26Shit, that's not good.
31:27I said don't go back for food.
31:29Don't be a blamer, George, or I will never fuck you with my tongue so that you literally
31:32melt in my mouth again.
31:33Jesus Christ!
31:34Sorry, Gregor.
31:35I'm saying blame is not an attractive characteristic.
31:38Neither is dead.
31:40Go get him!
31:41Go get him!
31:42C-Cozags!
31:43Come on!
31:44Don't shoot her!
31:45Just everyone else!
31:46I'm in the air!
31:47I'm in the air!
31:48Come on!
31:49I'm in the air!
31:50I'm in the air!
31:51Come on!
31:52I'm in the air!
31:53Don't shoot her!
31:54Just everyone else!
31:55I'm in the air!
31:56Russia!
31:57I'll get more boats brought from nearby villages.
32:22Well, the same just happened again.
32:24Indeed.
32:25He's got Cossacks.
32:26Those fuckers don't stop.
32:27From a different spot.
32:28At night.
32:29Catherine, it's freezing.
32:31I had them put up a tent for you.
32:33We need to kill him today.
32:34We shall.
32:35She's not killing him.
32:36She promised me.
32:38And it would be a terrible idea anyway.
32:40Politically, it would delegitimize her in the eyes of many regents.
32:44They regard him as chosen by God, and her as a grabby little German chosen by mail order.
32:51He needs him to abdicate.
32:53That's not the plan.
32:56Catherine.
32:57I need to rest.
33:03Oh, good God.
33:04Is that dirt?
33:05Indeed.
33:06Cravings.
33:07Don't get pregnant, Orlo.
33:09It's like a coup on your body.
33:10Speaking of which, we need to kill this cunt.
33:14I noticed some reservations with Elizabeth.
33:15We need to kill him, Archie Grigor and Georgina.
33:17Oh, a veritable killing spree.
33:18What happened to my incremental progress?
33:20Small steps, rational, tiny dreams, bureaucrat.
33:21You know, you have to.
33:22And you should want to.
33:23And you should want to.
33:24He fucking killed Leah.
33:25No.
33:26I did that.
33:27Okay, let's not get distracted by that.
33:28Your original idea was catch him, make him abdicate, kill him later.
33:29Because then, I still had a fear in my cowardly heart.
33:30Now my heart is fucking empty.
33:31I was just a person.
33:32If you're not scared, you can't fight a life.
33:34You know, how do you feel about him?
33:35In the face of a man?
33:36We need to kill him, Archie Grigor and Georgina.
33:37A veritable killing spree.
33:38What happened to my incremental progress, small steps, rational, tiny dreams, bureaucrat?
33:40You know, you have to.
33:41And you should want to.
33:42He fucking killed Leah.
33:43No.
33:45I did that.
33:46I did that.
33:47Okay, okay, let's not get distracted by that.
33:50Your original idea was catch him, make him abdicate, kill him later.
33:54Because then, I still had fear in my cowardly heart.
33:59Now my heart is fucking hard as a rock, and that's how it must be if we are to win and if we are to change this country.
34:05I disagree.
34:06There is the poetry of what we want, and there is the blood and grind of how we get it.
34:10I have your opinion in counsel, I thank you, but I have dirt to eat and my own counsel to take.
34:18Head, not heart, Catherine.
34:20Reason, not rage, Orlo.
34:25There's a worm in that clump.
34:27You should be sleeping.
34:39I can't.
34:42Did you like her?
34:44I adored her.
34:46But the way she was cruel to him broke something in him.
34:49A child should float in a bubble of love so that nothing could touch them, at least while they're young.
34:57Is that what you did with Igor?
34:59I did.
35:02I at least know I did that.
35:05How did he die?
35:06Drowned in the lake.
35:07I'm sorry.
35:09I remember at his funeral, she walked past me and she said,
35:13It's the first time I've envied you.
35:16Jesus.
35:19I may have to kill him.
35:26Know that.
35:31I want him to live.
35:34Because I love him.
35:37And if you can not take a life and still get what you want, then why take the life?
35:43Many men are dumb enough to do that.
35:46It's why they're endlessly creating their own destruction.
35:48Like little pandas trapped in a barrel and they all have knives and they cut each other up rather than using the knives to cut open the barrel and run free.
35:58It's a complicated set of metaphors.
36:02Is it?
36:03Which part?
36:04If I let him live, it is a danger to me.
36:08Is it not?
36:08You can control him.
36:11I'm not sure.
36:13My dear, you have taken his country in barely a year and he still loves you.
36:19Indeed.
36:23Indeed.
36:38Fuck!
36:38We need a plan.
36:39We need a decent meal.
36:41I can't think like this.
36:42We could take a boat and try to get to the other bank at night.
36:44They'll gun us down.
36:45She won't kill me.
36:46If we make it to the other bank, we're away.
36:49It's too dangerous.
36:50Maybe.
36:51Let's find out.
36:52Are you fucking kidding?
37:09That could have been me!
37:12Fuck.
37:14Look alike.
37:18You all right?
37:20Yes.
37:22I can't sleep either.
37:42I can't believe she would have killed me.
37:44I mean, she loves me secretly.
37:46Possibly even secretly from herself.
37:50I'm so fucking hungry.
37:52Right.
37:55Find us something you could eat.
37:56I don't know.
38:26Morale is still high.
38:43So it seems.
38:44I taught him well.
38:50Jean-Pierre.
38:53Yes, Empress.
38:56What the fuck is that?
39:16Oh, smell that.
39:17Delicious.
39:18Merci.
39:19I thought he would love apples and marjoram and cognac.
39:24Indeed, he would, Jean-Pierre.
39:30That smells amazing.
39:33Is that apples and cognac?
39:36With marjoram.
39:37The Cossacks caught a rat for us.
39:39Are you fucking kidding?
39:40A rat.
39:40Oh, brilliant.
39:43I bet it's marvellous.
39:46I love rats more than pigs!
39:55Mmm.
39:57Slow roast or fill it and flash fry?
39:59I'd get a throw up.
40:00Oh, come on.
40:01I'll make a little weed salsa verde.
40:03There's lots of rats.
40:04This will keep us going till the next part of the plan arrives in my head.
40:09Let's flash fry.
40:10I tell you, Grigor, it's moments like this that make a man.
40:19What do I put in these weeds?
40:20Berries.
40:21Some rum, if we've got it.
40:27Small thing.
40:28Said you wouldn't fuck George.
40:31I thought I said twice a year.
40:33Last night.
40:33You what?
40:34We had a gentleman's agreement.
40:37I will fuck who I want, when I want.
40:40Know that.
40:40Both of you.
40:41We shall respect your wishes, Grigor.
40:44Jesus.
40:45Okay.
40:46I think that's ready.
40:48Mmm.
40:49The smell is...
40:51strong.
40:53But strong is good.
40:59Mmm.
41:03Mmm.
41:04Mmm.
41:13Oh.
41:14Ah.
41:15Ah.
41:16Oh.
41:17Oh.
41:19Oh.
41:19Oh.
41:21Oh.
41:25Fuck.
41:29Fuck!
41:29Fuck!
41:32Oh.
41:33Oh.
41:33fuck it i'm not starving to death not doing it get the boat they might shoot you as you cross
41:49i know that gregor that's why i'm not going george's i am
42:03it won the orals 10 million rubles or safe passage to norway in 50 million rubles
42:11ideally the orals for us but better than that strike the deal then we shoot him the head once
42:16he's over here
42:16he will abdicate but he wants one thing yes 20 minutes a day with paul and you
42:31that's it he has some details he wants to cut up with you but that's it it's a trap
42:39i will see him he is safe tell him to come
43:01you bring me that food no well come on you won i can eat not until we have a deal but i can go back
43:11and think of ways to win there's black pig ham dusted with fennel pollen on rye with pickled beets
43:17fuck me
43:19okay let's do a deal
43:21the deal is you live in the urals in a house under house arrest
43:25gregor and georgina may go with you the urals that is a terrible idea i understand you don't like it
43:31you you want me in a region alone i'll charm and buy off the guards in no time gather the region's
43:36loyalists and relaunch against you i probably shouldn't have told you that but i care for you
43:42you know that's my burden my love for you hangs heavy
43:46right you sure you want to run russia you're a little slow on the strategy front and yet you
43:50are abdicating tush a i always forget the a okay my idea i live in the palace as i have done party
44:00hunt you run russia while i'm doing this by day and at night we have much fiery sex and when paul
44:06is born he takes russia we then have more fiery sex until one day our hearts give out as we pleasure
44:11each other senseless against a tree in the forest you know i actually had a dream where that happened
44:16i had a dream where i dropped you down a well that i thought was full of boiling water but turned
44:21out to be full of angry starving bears i like mine better and i'm not having sex with you seems rude
44:26and also short-sighted i look at you and go dry like sand you are the more you toy with me the
44:36harder my cock gets there are softer oak trees i could just kill you if i wanted you won't have to
44:42if you don't let me see paul i'll do it myself just 20 minutes a day please i just want to be with you and
44:49paul that's what you want yeah palace house arrest agreed breakfast with paul agreed sex not agreed
45:01tongue trick not agreed you'll regret that i get jean pierre my chef fine and hunting i'm not giving
45:09you a gun have me under arm sight at any time and they may blow my head off at their whim no so we'll
45:15leave that one to be negotiated know this your guards will have orders to kill you at their whim
45:21fillet you alive boil your organs and force feed you them unseasoned if you step out of line once once
45:28not twice once unseasoned barbaric good for you shows promise maybe you can do this all right
45:37all right we have a deal orlo wait i'm still emperor just yeah i'll do this orlo lobcock treacherous
45:48fuckhead do you have a document for me to sign i do we'll bring it here
45:54fuck me you may need better advisors
45:56last chance we get in the carriage forget the coup all the way home just sign it
46:15where's that ham
46:19darling i came as soon as i heard and begged for your life i'm sorry aunt i know you're devastated
46:24you're alive that's all i need oh me quiggle taste this ham
46:34i guess that's it he signed his own name right
46:39yes
46:43it's mine
46:44gather everyone around men morning oh one thing i have leo's head
47:01what some guards gave it to me way back when i had it mummified not sure whether you want it or forgot
47:07him by now probably you have his head not with me obviously um no we do
47:14what with us it was in one of the bags we grabbed when we left okay great get it huh
47:22it's a strange feeling it being over isn't it it's so normal to be standing together as one
47:27you don't really have you don't really have got it great here we are
47:36okay see you at home love you
47:42that fucking ass
47:44empress catherine the great
47:55you're all right
48:20why are you what happy we lost did we well you did abdicate so you could say lost for sure
48:31i'm happy because i haven't had a brilliant one give me some of that marvelous ham
48:50i don't wish you know you're clean
48:55i don't wish you know you're clean
49:11Gleaming, wrapped in gold in the year
49:19Don't you know me?
49:25Frank, regular, skin-solid sheets
49:34Case in the barracks
49:40For a nest to break and harness
49:45Into the fall
49:48Marry it
49:53No family is safe
49:57We're not sashay
50:00Boop
50:02Boop
50:05Hey, hey, hey
50:08Boop
50:12Hey, hey, hey
50:15Hey, hey, hey
50:23I bless our new leader
50:44Catherine the Great
50:46I gave her Russia
50:48Her power is an illusion that I will shatter when the time is right
50:51We will coup her
50:52We were all happy once
50:53We can be again
50:54Arcadia and I have been strategizing
50:56Rabbit
50:57Can you actually focus on the unseating her plan?
51:02This is a dynasty
51:03If she loves you, you will make more babies
51:06And protect the family line
51:08You must make her love you
51:09Should we have sex?
51:11I'd rather choke to death on this tiny chicken
51:13Your mother is on her way here
51:16Mother?
51:17Her son?
51:18Your daughter is the best thing to happen to Russia
51:20Well, that makes us enemies
51:21Because Russia is the worst thing to happen to her
51:25Did you actually just read the first?
51:27I did
51:27You didn't want to discuss it first?
51:30It was clear what to do, so I did it
51:32The nobles will tear you to shreds
51:35Gentlemen, get used to the future because it's coming
51:39Lying German bitch
51:40Oh, why are they throwing shields?
51:44I hate you and I took their guns
51:47You will fall to your knees broken by your failure to change Russia
51:50I will lift you from the ground
51:52And we will rip it each other's clothes like time itself is about to end
51:55And we cannot get to each other before it does
51:57The joy of being a woman is knowing we can outplay a man
52:05No one does anything till I make a move
52:08It's dangerous
52:09I was born to do dangerous things
52:11Why is everybody crying?
52:13Everyone fucking dies now
52:14Welcome to Russia
52:15It's never dull here
52:19Huzzah
52:20How did you do it?
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