Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 11
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00:00Wait, no, no, I was tensing up, no, I was tensing up so much, oh my god, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, shake it off, shake it off, wait, shake it off, shake it off, wait, oh, I'm okay, right, no more tensing.
00:20Her flabbers have been gasted.
00:22You want some of this?
00:24Oh, that is.
00:26Look out.
00:27No, Steve.
00:28Oh, now, there's a controversial statement, the gravy.
00:34Yeah.
00:34Yeah.
00:35Do you like this music?
00:36No, not particularly.
00:37So suck on that.
00:39Oh, wow.
00:40He's been a bad boy.
00:42Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:44Not a chance, do you?
00:45Oh.
00:46Yes, look at that.
00:47He's had an absolute feast.
00:50Whoa.
00:51For a banana?
00:52This is insane.
00:54Well, thank God that's over, I've got a take on.
00:57It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:01That's very modern, isn't it?
01:03Nothing, no one saw that coming.
01:04No.
01:05In the week a shoplifter was jailed for stealing eight tubs of celebrations, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:14Lee Mack had more common sense questions on ITV.
01:18If Ariana Grande were to reverse her name, which of these would be the result?
01:23Oh, she's married to that and she goes up with that fella, I can't think of his name now.
01:28No, Beaver.
01:29Ooh.
01:30Justin Beaver.
01:32Justin Beaver.
01:33Justin Beaver.
01:34What's his name then?
01:42Disney Plus had wheeled out the big guns.
01:46Hi.
01:46You're late.
01:48Oh, shit.
01:48What did I forget?
01:50Baby, I'm sorry.
01:51I just got everything.
01:51Are you really telling me you don't know what today is?
01:53I mean, I could look like that if I could be arsed.
01:57Yeah.
01:57We just do it so that we don't intimidate other women, don't we?
02:02We don't want to show anybody else up if we did, you know, daily working out and extreme healthy diet, full glam squad every day.
02:12I couldn't be arsed sitting there and having me hair and make-up done.
02:15Oh, I couldn't.
02:16It'd be too much effort.
02:17It would.
02:18I'd rather slob around in bobbly tracksuit bonds.
02:22And Salems had been let loose in Central America on BBC One.
02:27To get there, teams could head for the Caribbean, taking advantage of the well-trodden but expensive tourist routes in southern Belize.
02:36This is a favourite destination for the Gap Yarn, I think.
02:39Do you remember?
02:40Which country?
02:42All the people from England on the Gap Yarns, they all meet on some remote beach in South America.
02:48and they say it's really weird that they've met each other on this beach.
02:53What a coincidence.
02:55What an incredible coincidence.
03:04In Suri...
03:05I got mum's nose.
03:06No, you didn't.
03:07Cute little button nose.
03:08I definitely got mum's nose.
03:09Look at it.
03:10Look at it.
03:11Look at it.
03:12Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
03:16No, but my nose just looked like...
03:17I don't have this dip thing in the middle.
03:20That comes after 30.
03:24Wait, that's a bit too soon for my liking, you know?
03:27Wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:28I've only got four years.
03:29Enjoy it while it lasts.
03:31I used to watch it in the mirror and it starts...
03:33I'd be like, what's happening here?
03:36On Saturday night, there was more brain-teasing action on ITV1.
03:41Have you ever been a member of a club or something?
03:43Oh, yeah.
03:44Have you?
03:45I know.
03:46I'm a member of the ukulele club.
03:48Oh, well, of course you are.
03:49I never thought of that.
03:50Yes.
03:51Uh-huh.
03:51Well, I might as well try to be part of 1% club because I'm not part of the running club anymore.
03:55No.
03:56You're part of the quiz club.
03:57Neither are you.
03:58Let's play the 1% club.
04:04My favourite, um, quizzy type thing is spot the difference.
04:10I'm not bad at spot the difference, Simon.
04:14Really?
04:16Very really.
04:17I don't know why it's so funny.
04:18Just spot the difference for kids.
04:20They make it very difficult these days.
04:23Seriously.
04:25It is time for the 30% question.
04:27Oh, 30, that's where it gets that little bit difficult-er.
04:33If a blue car stops suddenly...
04:35Oh, too many words.
04:37..and a yellow car behind crashes into the back of the blue car...
04:40This is what I can't do.
04:41..and a green car crashes into the back of the yellow car
04:44and a black car crashes into the back of the green car...
04:47Uh-huh.
04:48..how many bumpers, front and back, will have been hit in total?
04:52Half of...
04:54What?
04:54LAUGHTER
04:55So it would be however many car times two, take away two.
05:01Yes.
05:02Four cars!
05:04Take away two.
05:05So eight, take away two, six.
05:07I'm going to say six, six.
05:11Ten.
05:12Fuck, that's hard.
05:13I'm going for 14.
05:15That's wrong.
05:16You can copy off me if you want.
05:17No.
05:18OK, I'm going to go for five.
05:20I'm going for five.
05:21Not even an even number.
05:22Are you OK?
05:23LAUGHTER
05:24LAUGHTER
05:24It's not Squid Games.
05:3421!
05:3521!
05:36It'll be 22, we're here in a minute.
05:38Let's have a look at the answer.
05:40It's six.
05:41Ah!
05:41I got it!
05:42Fuck yeah!
05:44What did you get?
05:44Nothing.
05:45Some odd number.
05:46It's now time for the 15% question.
05:5215.
05:53Holy shit.
05:55What flower is represented here?
05:57You'll be good at this.
05:58Flowers.
05:59Right up my alley, this.
06:0030 seconds starts now.
06:02That's it?
06:03Eh?
06:03That's all they're giving you.
06:07What flower?
06:08I can't see a flower.
06:11Where's the flower?
06:12Point setter.
06:14Point.
06:14And that's a set, maybe?
06:17Or an arrow?
06:18What flower do you know called an arrow?
06:20It's a table.
06:21It's a table.
06:22Arrow table.
06:24Right table.
06:25Where is that?
06:27Rhododendron.
06:31Rose.
06:32Direct.
06:32What?
06:33Rose?
06:33Oh, because it's pointing to the rose.
06:35Rose!
06:36Oh!
06:37Hey!
06:38Clever clogs.
06:42Too late.
06:43Point setter.
06:44We're going for point setter.
06:45Okay.
06:46Let's have a look at the answer.
06:48It's Rose.
06:49Rose!
06:50You should have got that.
06:51If anybody knows about rose and columns, it's you.
06:53You see, we've got a bit of a brain between us, haven't we?
06:56The problem is, maybe my brain's too complex.
06:58You were out at 30%.
07:00Okay.
07:00I got to 15.
07:01I nearly said rose.
07:03You were out.
07:04After whittling down the contestants here in the studio, we are left with the 1% question.
07:10Oh, God, this will be hard.
07:11Diana celebrated her 83rd birthday yesterday.
07:15Okay.
07:15If she was gifted new balloons for every birthday she has celebrated, how many number three balloons would she have received?
07:24Oh, blimey.
07:253, 13, 23.
07:26Well, you're not doing that.
07:28I'm fucking halfway through here.
07:29What's your answer?
07:3330.
07:34Aye, but hang on.
07:35There's in-betweens as well, you dick.
07:37Nine?
07:38Have I missed something massive there?
07:40I think you might be right.
07:41Ten.
07:42It's not ten, because she'd have ten for 30 alone.
07:45All her 30s.
07:47Oh, shit, yeah.
07:5140, 50, 60, 70.
07:54Another four.
07:5418.
07:55But 19, because 33, she gets two threes.
07:5738.
07:5839.
07:5919.
08:0219.
08:02Well done, Diana.
08:05Are we about to be in the 1%?
08:08Jack, what's your answer?
08:09Eight.
08:10Oh, Jack.
08:12Silly twat.
08:13You silly get.
08:14Roisin?
08:15I put 20.
08:16I just changed it from 19, and now I'm not sure.
08:19Oh.
08:20Well, hang on.
08:21She might be right.
08:21She might be wrong.
08:22Yeah, I'm slightly arrogant.
08:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:24Right, let's have a look at the answer.
08:27Oh, my God.
08:28It's 19.
08:29Oh, my God.
08:37Fuck yeah.
08:3919.
08:40Oh, I forgot the 30s.
08:41It's completely...
08:4219.
08:42Oh, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 35, 35, 35.
08:47Oh.
08:48Mate, yet again, in the 1% club, nailed every question.
08:52So...
08:53Apart from the Rose one, which was a bit fucking stupid, if you ask me.
08:56Which is actually your job.
08:57This is what I'm saying.
08:58You know, it's all well and good, going, uh, I can't have anyone thinking.
09:01You can't even answer questions on your own job self.
09:04You know, get in the real world, eh, Jocky?
09:08I don't know what it is about you, but when you have a bonfire, you think, so short-sighted, you think, Leslie, it'd be nice to see a blaze, so you'd burn things that were valuable just to see a blaze.
09:25Giles and his wife, Mary.
09:27I burnt the LaRouche Encyclopedia of Modern Art, Nutty.
09:31Oh, did you really?
09:34Because it was, uh...
09:35Okay, I lost.
09:36Oh, no, I'm joking, I didn't, I kept it.
09:38But I was thinking of burning it, because it was so big and no-one ever looked at it.
09:43But you are so big and no-one ever looks at you.
09:46It's time you went on a bonfire.
09:48Oh, Mary.
09:50You've got to keep it light.
09:53Keep it light.
09:54How can I when you're provoking me beyond endurance?
09:58It's just as well I've got my own life.
10:00Otherwise, you'd be gaslighting me and that sort of thing, wouldn't you?
10:10On Thursday, it was backpacks at dawn as the celebrity racers cracked on on the BBC.
10:17Yeah, I mean, I do pretty well.
10:18Let's face it, I've been to 59 countries.
10:20Yeah, and almost got arrested in 58 of them.
10:22No, I did not.
10:23I've only been arrested in a few of them.
10:26Not that many at all.
10:30We'll be doing that tomorrow.
10:32Racing across to Wales.
10:33It's not quite the world, is it, love?
10:35No, but it's away from home.
10:37Going over the Severn Bridge.
10:39Don't have to pay for it anymore.
10:40No toll.
10:41Oh, even better.
10:42Setting off in the lead.
10:44Buenos dias.
10:45Buenos dias.
10:45Anita and Bal are first to find out where they're heading next.
10:49Anita and Bal are nearly a whole day ahead of everyone else.
10:53Your second checkpoint is El Zonti.
10:55Oh, God, El Zonti.
10:57Who's heard of that?
10:58None of them, I expect.
10:59For safety reasons, travel after dark is not allowed.
11:02Travel after dark is not allowed.
11:05That's serious business, you know.
11:06This is quite dangerous.
11:07I've never thought of race across the world that would be that dangerous,
11:10but that's quite dangerous.
11:11Across this region of Central America, increased trafficking and crime at night.
11:17I wouldn't go somewhere where there was trafficking, no.
11:20What's trafficking exactly again?
11:23940 kilometres to the south, El Zonti and El Salvador.
11:27Oh, no, you don't want to be going to El Salvador.
11:30That's not good.
11:31Teams could head for the Caribbean.
11:33Oh!
11:34That's a piece of me that is there.
11:36I'm taking that route.
11:38Alternatively, they may choose to stay in Guatemala.
11:41Guacamala?
11:42Isn't that something to eat?
11:44What?
11:44You're thinking of guacamole.
11:46Oh, yeah, I am.
11:48You choose, you choose.
11:49Come on, play.
11:49We've come to Guatemala and we're then jumping back out of Guatemala without seeing nothing so far.
11:54Yeah, no, no, let's stick to Guatemala.
11:55I think we've made our decision.
11:56Stick with Guatemala.
11:58Guatemala?
11:58Yes, good idea.
12:01Right, COVID, yeah?
12:01Yeah.
12:02Oh, 644 for the bus.
12:07Um, why are we stopping here?
12:10What, the strapping fire?
12:11Yes, I'm stopping in.
12:12Trafficking.
12:14Why are you jumping straight to that?
12:17Everybody's closed because they're protesting.
12:20Oh.
12:20Oh, no, they're going to lose time now.
12:22No!
12:23It's a three-day protest and no one can find something.
12:26After what?
12:27Oh, that's not ideal.
12:28A three-day protest, that's quite slightly ridiculous.
12:31It's like the French.
12:32Oh, yeah, it could be, it could be in France.
12:35Manifestation.
12:35Hang on, what are all these guys doing?
12:37Is this the protest?
12:39Right, where do we get to Cobain?
12:41How do we get there?
12:41Is that the roadblock?
12:43Yeah, that's the roadblock.
12:44Oh, they drove over that?
12:45They could get the bus over that easy.
12:47I've parked my car over where it's on the school road.
12:50I just hope there is a bus.
12:52What if there isn't a bus?
12:54Then what?
12:55Maybe we could hitchhike.
12:57That sounds safe in Guatemala.
12:59You'd pick them up as well.
13:00Yeah.
13:01I love them.
13:01I love picking up people.
13:03So bizarre.
13:04Having navigated their way through the protest,
13:06Anita and Bal are spending the night in the Guatemalan highlands.
13:10They don't want to be out there on a night.
13:12They've been warned about that.
13:13Basically, I need to leave really early in the morning.
13:166am.
13:19Tomorrow, you can't pass in principal roads.
13:22Oh, tomorrow's the same.
13:23You can't pass in principal roads.
13:26So nobody can drive tomorrow?
13:27No.
13:28What?
13:28They can't do anything?
13:29They're stuck?
13:30Oh, in the whole of Guatemala.
13:33Shit, they should have gone the other route.
13:35What if it goes on for days?
13:37What happens then?
13:38Is the race over for us?
13:40Have a pina colada.
13:41I don't know.
13:43Like, fuck it out, Anita.
13:44Yeah, she's different.
13:45Yeah, great.
13:46No, she's very competitive by the looks of it.
13:48Like, come on, calm down.
13:50Even I'm not that competitive.
13:52After an extended stay in Guatemala,
13:54the teams had made it to the checkpoint town.
13:59Got it?
14:00Oh, we got one.
14:01They're all descending on El Zantino.
14:03Head west on the beach.
14:05And locate the bird carved into the rock.
14:09There.
14:10That's a bird carved into a rock there.
14:12There.
14:13Who's that bird?
14:13Yeah, there.
14:14There it is.
14:15There it is.
14:16That must be our hotel.
14:18Come on, Dad.
14:18Go on.
14:19That's how close they are.
14:20Well, Anita's dad's not running anywhere.
14:23There.
14:23I see it.
14:24You see it?
14:25There it hurts.
14:25Oh, yeah.
14:26We've got to get up.
14:27They're all there.
14:28They've seen it too, haven't they?
14:29Who's going to get there?
14:31It's locked.
14:32Oh, it's locked.
14:33It's locked.
14:34You're going to have to jib your dad over the wall.
14:36It's all up there.
14:37Is this it?
14:38Come on, then.
14:38Who's turning that page over there?
14:40The checkpoint's up there, look.
14:41Oh, my God.
14:43Who's done it?
14:44There's the hotel.
14:45There's the book.
14:46Hola.
14:46Hola.
14:47Welcome to El Zantino.
14:49Hola.
14:49Where is the red book we signed?
14:51Exactly.
14:51Are we the first?
14:51Oh!
14:53Oh!
14:54Yes!
14:55Anita and Val!
14:57Oh, they've done it.
14:58Their first.
14:59Bravo.
15:00Well done.
15:01No way.
15:02That's sweet, getting on so well with your father.
15:05Do you think they'd let us take Perkins?
15:07Yeah, I mean, I think Perkins going would be good
15:10because we could use him as bait.
15:12People would think he's so cute.
15:13You're going to use our dog as bait?
15:14Well, like, as an emotional bait.
15:16We're not pimping him out.
15:17We are totally pimping him out.
15:19Well, mate, you can stroke my dog if you drive me cheaper.
15:23Less dinero, please.
15:25Pat my dog.
15:28In the room.
15:35I had to do this FODMAP diet to try and find out what foods would irritate in my stomach.
15:40And one of the things you have to eat is a gluten-free bread.
15:43The price of gluten-free bread for a loaf of bread, four pound.
15:48Four pound!
15:49Best friends, Abby and Jarja.
15:51Me uncle said you can get it from the chemist.
15:54I said, I'm not buying...
15:56I'm not getting bread from the chemist.
16:01What?
16:01Me uncle said, oh, you can get the bread from the chemist.
16:04No, you cannot.
16:06I said, gluten-free bread from the chemist.
16:08I don't know if he was having us on or not.
16:10But apparently you can get gluten-free bread from the chemist.
16:13I said, I'm not going to the fucking chemist asking for bread.
16:15On Tuesday night, adolescents were at it in the kitchen on E4.
16:22Come down with me, teens.
16:24What are they all going to be making?
16:25Pot noodles, cereal, toast.
16:28When you see a teenager that can cook, yeah, I've got to give them props because I'll tell you something.
16:32I don't know many.
16:33Definitely not mine.
16:34You might learn something from these teenagers, Steve.
16:38So keep watching.
16:43I'm not wearing funny patterns.
16:45If you shaved your beard off, you could probably apply for this.
16:47I think I'd look too young, to be honest.
16:49One thing I've managed to achieve over these last 30 years, 40 years.
16:54Now, how long have we been here? Nearly 40 years.
16:57Giles.
16:57Is we've managed to abolish the dinner party.
17:00No, because I have them in London with glittering people.
17:04It's the second day of the teen cooking competition in and around Manchester.
17:09Big up the big end sissy.
17:11And today it's fitness fan Ben's turn.
17:13Oh God, he'll give everyone protein shakes.
17:15Oh, we know what he's having. Chicken.
17:18To fire up his folks' stove and host his first ever dinner party.
17:22Do you ever have a dinner party at that age?
17:24Not at that age, no.
17:26Crikey.
17:26Double oven, Ellie.
17:27Oh, the dream.
17:29Everything on the menu is something I've loved since from the ages of three, four, six.
17:33Everything just, oh, I just love it.
17:35What about five? What happened to five?
17:37Five was the lost year. We don't talk about that.
17:40On to the starter.
17:42Tomato bruschetta.
17:44Well, that's quite easy.
17:45Why are teenagers making bruschetta?
17:47Bruschetta? I didn't even know what fucking bruschetta was when I was a young man.
17:50I think the nearest thing we got to bruschetta was bread and jam.
17:54Finn starts the process by chopping up onions.
17:57What I don't like about chopping up vegetables and stuff is that they move too much.
18:01I've actually never chopped an onion.
18:03I'm not making my own bread because I don't actually trust my abilities to make my own bread, to be honest.
18:07It takes a lot more effort for it to just be like mid.
18:10Mid.
18:10Let's give him mid.
18:13Mid, Jane.
18:14No one wants mid, do they?
18:15No, no way, man. No way, bud.
18:17Dessert, please. Eat and mess.
18:19Oh, God. I hate eating mess.
18:21It's my favourite.
18:22Oh, God.
18:23I love an eating mess.
18:24Everyone pretends they like eating mess.
18:26No, I'm not pretending. I love eating mess.
18:28Ben starts by getting eggs for the meringue.
18:31Let's get them out of the egg cupboard.
18:32Look at that.
18:33Egg cupboard?
18:34You've got chickens and you don't even have as many eggs as they do.
18:37The whites are separated into a big bowl.
18:39OK, yes, that's it.
18:41I've never tried cracking an egg.
18:43I wouldn't want you to try and crack an egg not until you've got your own kitchen.
18:47I've got a bit of shell in there.
18:48Oopsie.
18:49Oh, he's bollocked sad up.
18:50Is it kind of annoying?
18:51Oh, not the fingers in the egg.
18:54His fingers just being up his nose or in his tracky bottoms or down his pants.
18:57Pesky shell removed.
18:59He whisks his egg whites, adds sugar and then whisks again.
19:03Listen, I don't even know how to make meringue now.
19:06I just buy it.
19:07Soft peaks you want.
19:09Stiff peaks.
19:10Oh, stiff peaks.
19:11I think it's that one.
19:12I don't even know.
19:14106.
19:15I'm going to call my mum.
19:16I can't remember how to use the oven.
19:18OK, I've never used the oven.
19:21I bet he knows how to use the microwave.
19:22Yeah.
19:23Mum.
19:24Oh, dear.
19:25Mum.
19:27Right, that's on.
19:28Yeah.
19:28Now you need your temperature, yeah?
19:30Yeah.
19:31This is shorn, this.
19:32I forgot, Mum.
19:33I forgot.
19:34What do I do again?
19:35Winch knobs.
19:37I don't know what that is.
19:39Oh, look at them.
19:40What is all this bit, though?
19:41Only one thing for it.
19:43Mum.
19:43Mum.
19:44He's such a teenage daughter.
19:45Mum.
19:46You might just have to try a little bit.
19:48Maybe.
19:49Oh, crisis.
19:49Oh, embarrassing.
19:50Here comes the airplane.
19:52Whee!
19:52Whee!
19:54Ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:55Oh, and he's on telly and all.
19:58So this is my star, tomato bruschetta.
20:00Oh, yeah, and it's quite good.
20:01I love this, so hope you all enjoy.
20:04What type of bread is it?
20:05It's just sourdough.
20:06Just sourdough bread from the shop.
20:07He could have got a bit of chia batter to make it more sort of Italian.
20:13Oh, look at you, chia batter.
20:15Can I have this if you want?
20:16Go on, then.
20:16Yeah, go on, then.
20:17I actually will.
20:18Do you want this as well?
20:19Yeah, go on.
20:20Go, Ben!
20:22You can't finish your guest's leftovers.
20:24At least take him into the kitchen and finish it.
20:27Yeah.
20:29So the star went down really well.
20:31Ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:32Oh, Ben's wolf.
20:33Yeah, yeah.
20:34Eat like a true teenage boy.
20:35He loves a bruschetta.
20:37Five empty plates.
20:38They're only empty, mate, because you emptied them.
20:41It's time to get eaten, Messi.
20:43All right, there's only one way to crush these.
20:49He's fisting them around.
20:50Ooh.
20:52This is EMS.
20:53There we go.
20:54There was meant to be a few raspberries on the side,
20:57but I ate them all for lunch.
21:00I go to dinner parties, but I don't host them.
21:02When the fuck do you go to dinner parties, like?
21:05When I go to my mum's for tea.
21:07That's close as a dinner party.
21:10All I can do is play them back in my mind
21:12and think what a nightmare they were.
21:13Well, it was only because the last one you gave,
21:16you came in with soily fingers
21:17and you'd twirled roasted nuts round in a bowl
21:20in front of the people and then offered them.
21:23And they said, no, Charles, your hands are dirty.
21:24I seem to remember I'd lost my carving knife,
21:26so I just pulled the flesh off the bird
21:28and plopped it onto their plates
21:30and they weren't very impressed.
21:32No.
21:35He leads.
21:36Right, Izzy, I've got the bodysuit on.
21:38Let's have a look, Glenn.
21:39I wanted to borrow off you to wear for my Christmas do.
21:43Well, you can have it.
21:44I don't want it back.
21:45Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
21:47Oh, my God.
21:50You can't wear it with no bra.
21:52You've got to wear a bra with it.
21:54You don't take your bra off.
21:57I've realised that, you know.
21:58You've realised that now.
22:00You need a black bra to go under it.
22:03Chuffing, Ellie, off someone's eye out.
22:05It don't offer much support.
22:07No.
22:07It don't offer any support.
22:10Saggy Maggies are us.
22:12Saggy Maggies on top.
22:14I mean, I didn't feel too bad about my boobs
22:16until I put this on.
22:18Bloody hell, you couldn't go out in that, you'd trip over.
22:21This week, reality show royalty
22:23was giving it a good go on Disney+.
22:26Hello.
22:27Come on, Katsley.
22:28Do you want to see Kim Kardashian attempting to act?
22:31Are you a Kim K fan, Dad?
22:33I mean, look, two hands in the air, yes.
22:35What?
22:40All these women used to work for another practice.
22:43Ah.
22:43But then they thought, no, we'll do our own.
22:45Oh, that's all right.
22:47So it's an all-women...
22:48Good on you, yes.
22:49...lawyer, you know, for divorces and all like that.
22:51Yeah.
22:52Oh.
22:52Kim will be fine in this, the divorces she's had.
22:55Yeah.
22:55Yeah, baby, come on.
22:56That's Kim's husband, Chase.
23:03Looks like she's made an effort.
23:06Hi.
23:07Hi, hello.
23:08Hi.
23:09You're late.
23:10Oh, shit.
23:11What did I forget?
23:12It's our anniversary, isn't it?
23:13Oh, the always men are always in trouble, aren't they, Mary?
23:16It's our anniversary, Chase.
23:19Fuck me.
23:20Raw.
23:21Baby.
23:22Oh, Jesus.
23:23Not a good one.
23:24Yep.
23:25And the penny drops.
23:26Yep.
23:26Baby, I hate myself.
23:28The fact that he keeps calling a baby makes me up to throw.
23:31Yeah, and he's just said that he hates himself.
23:33And his trousers are too tight and all.
23:35We're not giving you this this morning.
23:39Oh, baby.
23:41The old forgot-the-anniversary aunt really forgot-the-anniversary
23:46pulls out a little blue box.
23:50Look at the size of that whopper.
23:52Happy anniversary, baby.
23:55Come to daddy.
23:56Oh, God.
23:59No, he didn't just say that.
24:02Turn it off.
24:06Oh.
24:07Look at him, both hands on her arse.
24:09Bloody hell, Auntie Margaret won't like this.
24:11She'd call it soft palm.
24:13This is great, this show, isn't it?
24:15Come to daddy.
24:17Miss Allure is not the only one celebrating
24:20an anniversary this week.
24:21This is Kim's fancy lawyer office.
24:23Oh, gosh.
24:25To our next client, let's review her case, shall we?
24:28Right, what have we got?
24:29What did Danielle do this time?
24:30Milan, you're still taking the bar this spring?
24:32Yes.
24:33Teanna Taylor!
24:34OK, sit in.
24:36You're one of the girls now.
24:37Come on.
24:38That's Milan, that's Kim K's assistant.
24:41Look at that walk.
24:44What?
24:49I can still...
24:50I can still email you...
24:51On me.
24:52No, Whitman, I can still...
24:54Smell you on me.
24:56Oh!
24:58Oh, his chair.
24:59Hey, that's her husband.
25:02I'm making your favourite drink.
25:06What's with the overnight bag?
25:08Is there a game I didn't know about?
25:09I think you'd add a stroke
25:10if you let against the wall like that, George,
25:13with your gym bag.
25:13What, your vest on?
25:14No.
25:14Can we sit down and talk?
25:17Hi.
25:18Oh, no.
25:19Oh!
25:19He's breaking up with her.
25:27He's definitely put an orange down there or something.
25:30Yeah, well, wouldn't you?
25:31That's it.
25:33Too sassy, man.
25:34A couple of easy peelers down there.
25:36I'm confused.
25:38I can't fucking breathe in this perfect house
25:40with these perfect paintings.
25:42Oh, I bet this cult's date
25:43because I bet this was what Kanye was saying.
25:46It is a bit much, isn't it?
25:47He wants a bit of clutter, doesn't he?
25:49Talk to me.
25:50Are you just having a bad day or something?
25:52No, it's a bit more than that, Kim.
25:54I'm sorry, love.
25:55I'm fucked off.
25:56Come on, Laura, I'm drowning here with you.
25:59What are you talking about?
26:00You're famous.
26:01What are you talking about?
26:02There's too much of it.
26:04You're famous.
26:06What are you talking about?
26:07Next to you, I feel hopelessly and ridiculously small.
26:10That's not on me, that's on you.
26:12Oh, tell him.
26:13It's obviously because she's a very powerful woman
26:16that he feels inferior,
26:17whereas, you know, for me,
26:19I'd just ride the gravy train.
26:21Where's Chase going now?
26:30Oh, oh, oh.
26:31Oh, hello.
26:33Oh, he's come to see her!
26:37Oh!
26:37Woo!
26:38Hey, hey!
26:39Come to sexy time!
26:42Don't look, Simon.
26:42It's going to be a hot, sexy scene.
26:44Think she knows?
26:46Not yet.
26:47Come back.
26:48Oh, we can lift her up.
26:51Oh, we can.
26:52She's going to make her a mission in her.
26:55Oh, oh.
26:56Mmm.
26:56Ross!
26:57This is awkward!
27:00All's fair in love and war.
27:02All's fair in love and war.
27:04Now get your plonker out.
27:05You said the title as well, did you see that?
27:07Yeah, very clever writing.
27:09Jesus.
27:09After finding out the identity of Chase's bit on the side...
27:13Milan.
27:15Milan?
27:16Oh, is that angry?
27:17Is that happy?
27:18Is that sad?
27:19Who the fuck is it?
27:20Kim had got changed to go and confront her.
27:23Allura, I worship you and I need you to know that.
27:26I'm fucking kidding!
27:27Why are you having it off with me husband then?
27:29So you did this because you want to be me?
27:33Everybody wants you.
27:34I don't want to be her.
27:36Oh, boo-woo!
27:37Get your own husband, you slag!
27:39Allura, I'm...
27:41I'm so sorry.
27:42No, you're not.
27:43What's at the centre of it?
27:45Ask the question.
27:46What's the question?
27:47I'm not following what?
27:48What?
27:48What?
27:48What?
27:49What?
27:49Question?
27:54Is it his?
27:55Is it his?
27:56Is what his?
27:57Oh, she's not having a baby, is she?
27:59Gracie.
28:00Huh?
28:00And the answer is...
28:02Oh, my God.
28:12I'm with child.
28:14Yes.
28:16It is.
28:17Olly!
28:18No!
28:18That was the best bit of acting she did.
28:25That was the only good bit.
28:27Her face moved.
28:27Yeah.
28:29Her face moved.
28:30I definitely saw it move.
28:31It did move.
28:32Yeah.
28:33Her eyebrow went like that.
28:35That was fucking terrible, to be fair.
28:36No.
28:37No.
28:37Let's have it right.
28:39It's that bad.
28:40It's good.
28:41No, it's actually that bad.
28:43It's that bad.
28:44It's bad.
28:44It's really bad.
28:53In Blackpool...
28:54You'll never guess what.
28:55What?
28:56Me and Paige were sat right,
28:58going through our credit card statement,
29:00because we've got a joint credit card account.
29:02Yeah.
29:02Anyway, Paige is going,
29:04ooh, haven't you spent a lot this month?
29:06Pete and his little sister Sophie.
29:08Ooh, you've been to home bargains and all this.
29:10I went, that doesn't make sense.
29:12Anyway, it turns out she's had my card
29:17and I've had hers.
29:18You've been to home bargains.
29:20Yeah, definitely not.
29:22I thought my card had been cloned.
29:25On Friday, it was the world's richest man
29:28making headlines on the BBC.
29:30So, with you?
29:32Bit crispy, aren't they?
29:33What?
29:34It's custard.
29:35They're not custard.
29:36It's a pastel donata.
29:39You know I don't like following a food, Julie.
29:40The boss of Tesla, Elon Musk,
29:43has had a record-breaking pay package
29:45agreed by the company's shareholders.
29:48He's got the Midas touch, this man.
29:50Oh, yeah.
29:50Would you snog Elon Musk for free, Tesla?
29:53How long's the snog?
29:55One minute.
29:56Ooh, that's a bit long,
29:57but I'd probably do it for a Tessie.
29:59The deal could be worth nearly $1 trillion.
30:02What?
30:03$1 trillion?
30:04That's insane.
30:07It's insane.
30:08That's not real money.
30:09It's $1 trillion a number like.
30:12Elon Musk arriving in his own style
30:15to thank shareholders for this latest vote of confidence.
30:18Oh, look, he's grooving, Dan Nutty.
30:20I haven't seen anyone grooving like that
30:21since Theresa May.
30:23His dance partner, Optimus.
30:26And those bots are just dancing.
30:27There are no wires.
30:28Is that the robot there?
30:29Throwing sheeps?
30:30Yeah.
30:30Oh, darling, that looks like you dancing.
30:32He does, but that's slightly better than me.
30:34Yeah.
30:34That's more rhythm.
30:35He does have more rhythm.
30:37Could these autonomous robots
30:38be the factory workers of the future
30:40and helping hands in our homes?
30:42If that walked in my house
30:44and started doing things,
30:45I'd say, get out, you little fucker.
30:47Honestly, that is not for me.
30:50They're not walking very fast, are they?
30:52No, they're not.
30:53I'm saying nothing nasty about these guys.
30:55They're going to be our overlords soon.
30:56Exactly, yeah.
30:57Just stay nice with them.
30:58This pay package amounts to $1 trillion
31:01over a ten-year period.
31:04She's a lot of nuts there, Julie.
31:05I've never known what a trillion looks like.
31:08That's what a trillion looks like.
31:10Eee, I mean, there's me getting worried
31:12about the price of gluten-free bread.
31:14He's a fucking trillionaire.
31:16That's one followed by 12 zeros.
31:19That's ridiculous.
31:2012 zeros?
31:21I'd still do people's hair
31:23if I had that much money.
31:24Liar.
31:24You don't want to do people's hair
31:26for money as your job now.
31:27It's about the annual output of Switzerland.
31:31So, theoretically, he's earning more than a country.
31:34How could one person get that for his company
31:37but certain countries ain't even worth that?
31:39This is how the world works now.
31:41This is how it works.
31:42The greedy bastard.
31:43In Leeds.
31:48So, what are you up to this week, anyway?
31:50Tomorrow.
31:51It's tattoo day.
31:52Are you doing it?
31:53I'm doing it.
31:53Do you know what?
31:54I'm going to be honest.
31:54I thought you were the chicken now.
31:56Me too.
31:57Still mine.
31:57There's still time.
31:58Best friends Danielle and Daniela.
32:01I may have heard,
32:03or you may have said in a conversation,
32:04that there was a fit tattoo artist there.
32:06There is a fit tattoo artist there.
32:08Right up your street as well.
32:12This week, the pressure was on
32:14with more high-stakes playground games on Netflix.
32:18Then there's a kiss on its own.
32:20Yeah.
32:20She's been drinking toilet water.
32:22Yes, she has.
32:23Now, that reminds me, Mary.
32:25I'm going to buy a tracksuit next week,
32:28and I'm hoping to buy it from the central aisle
32:31of a well-known German supermarket.
32:34If you buy a tracksuit, I'll go for part of a tonny.
32:39What I'm trying not to do is binge this.
32:42Yeah.
32:43It does ruin it, don't say it, when you binge it all.
32:45I'm trying to do slowly, slowly,
32:47but then you always get some bastard giving you spoilers.
32:50Yeah.
32:50Welcome to your second game.
32:52Oh, shh.
32:53This is it.
32:53This is it.
32:54Let's go on down.
32:54The game you will be playing is catch.
32:59He's going, yes, I'm good at catch.
33:01I'm good at catch.
33:02Oh, Jesus.
33:03I am.
33:04You're good at everything, Sian.
33:05If this is about catching, and you're involved,
33:09I'm stressed.
33:10No, Bob, I'm obviously not the best catcher in the world.
33:13I've seen you catch.
33:14I've seen you throw.
33:15It gave me the ick.
33:16A thrower will stand on the centre spot
33:19and throw the ball to someone at the front of one of the lines.
33:22It sounds too simple, really.
33:23It can't be that easy.
33:24That's straightforward.
33:26You want to be at the front of this game to catch the ball.
33:28100%.
33:28And it's closest, and you're guaranteed to go through.
33:31Yeah.
33:31If the ball is dropped,
33:34both the thrower and the catcher will be eliminated.
33:38Oh.
33:40Oh, fuming.
33:42So you can't just do a shit throw,
33:44because you both are out.
33:47I want to throw something out.
33:48This is going to be a little crazy.
33:49Okay.
33:50I'm ready for that.
33:51Let's listen to your crazy idea.
33:53The one throwing it is going to be judging who's going to catch it.
33:56They're going to judge Mark a lot.
33:57Why are you picking on Mark?
34:028272.
34:02That's rude.
34:03Mark, what the fuck have I done?
34:05So they're going to judge Mark harsher than the rest of us.
34:08What?
34:08Why is he saying that?
34:10I don't know.
34:11That is ruthless.
34:12Just singling him out because of the way he looks.
34:15He looks.
34:15People judge you, Mark,
34:17and if they judge you and they say,
34:19hey, we're not going to throw to you,
34:21then everybody behind you, including you,
34:23is going to be safe.
34:24Oh, so he's saying no one's going to think he can catch.
34:28Yeah.
34:29So everyone behind him is safe,
34:30so let's put him up top.
34:32That's really mean.
34:34I mean, I kind of like it,
34:35but it's fucking mean.
34:37Yeah.
34:41Oh, he's upset.
34:43Oh, he's crying.
34:44And it's all because of 272.
34:46Let the game begin.
34:49Okay.
34:50So who does she throw it to now?
34:51Somebody in the front of the queue.
34:53You got this.
34:55I'm just going to lie up it to you, okay?
34:56You should be able to catch that.
34:57Come on.
34:58Absolutely.
34:58Nice, easy throw.
34:59Well, if you don't get that,
35:01then you're bloody useless.
35:02Okay, ready?
35:04Lovely, well done.
35:05Nice, well done.
35:06Easy peasy.
35:07So does that mean he's the thrower now?
35:12Player 432.
35:14Oh, it's easy, this.
35:15Not very far, is it?
35:16Even though I think I could manage that, Laura.
35:18Are you a good catcher?
35:20I can catch.
35:21272.
35:22He was the one who was horrible to Mark, wasn't he?
35:24Please drop it.
35:25I want 272 to be eliminated now.
35:28Eliminate him now.
35:30Oh, yeah, man.
35:32This is going to be sick.
35:32It's like I caught it already.
35:34Ready?
35:35He's got to go the whole way down the blue.
35:36Oh, it's far, darling.
35:38That is far.
35:42Overarm?
35:42What are you doing?
35:43Underarm, okay?
35:44It's got to be underarm.
35:49Oh!
35:50Oh!
35:51Wow!
35:52He's just dropped the goods.
35:54That is karma.
35:55Served.
35:56Cold.
35:56Yeah.
35:56I love that bet.
36:01I don't know why it shocks me when they get shot.
36:04Every time it happens.
36:09Oh, God, it's Mark.
36:10Oh, he's Mark.
36:11I hope he gets you.
36:12Oh, I'm me.
36:13You think you've got it, Mark.
36:15100%.
36:15I'm going to catch the ball.
36:17I know TV.
36:18They built this moment up for this moment.
36:20He's got this.
36:22You got it?
36:22I got this.
36:23I know you do.
36:24Jesus, he's a little bit more nervous.
36:26You're sure she's making me nervous.
36:33Oh, it's a shit throw.
36:35Oh, that's a bit short.
36:36Step forward, step forward.
36:40Oh, no.
36:41Get it.
36:42Get it, Mark.
36:42Get it, Mark.
36:43Has he got it, love?
36:46Oh!
36:47Oh, Mark.
36:48Oh, shit, a brick.
36:50He dropped it.
36:51Oh, no.
36:52Jeez, stop.
36:53No.
36:55I'm so sorry.
36:57I'm so sorry.
37:00Oh, he's so apologetic.
37:02Look.
37:07He does a good dead, though.
37:08He does.
37:09The man can die very well.
37:11That was a good die, that man.
37:13That was amazing.
37:14Yeah.
37:15Like, he can't catch for shit,
37:17but he can act.
37:26In Edinburgh...
37:27What do you think of my hair?
37:28Well, I was going to say you've had your hair cut.
37:31It's quite short.
37:31It's not cut.
37:32It's been scalped.
37:34Sisters Susie and Rosie.
37:37Did he ask or did he just do?
37:38Oh, he just did.
37:39He never asked.
37:40And the thing is,
37:41he won't let me wear my glasses.
37:42So you can't see?
37:43No, I can't see.
37:44So he just cuts and cuts
37:46and we're chatting away
37:47and I never know
37:48and then suddenly at the end...
37:49And what did you say?
37:50I said it was lovely.
37:52LAUGHTER
37:52On Monday, the BBC was making the headlines on ITV News.
38:00What did you do that for?
38:03I think that was a mistake, Mary.
38:04I was trying to kick it off.
38:06I always forget about the news over at weekend as well.
38:08It's like Monday's a bit of a reset
38:10to find out what's going on with the world.
38:12What's happened over at weekend
38:13since we've been gallivanting?
38:15The chair of the BBC has apologised
38:18for an error of judgement
38:19within the organisation
38:21over the editing of a documentary about Donald Trump.
38:24Oh!
38:26I heard about this on BBC Radio 2 this morning
38:31on their news programme
38:32but then what's funny is
38:34it's when the BBC's got a scandal
38:35and the BBC News reports on it.
38:37Director-General Tim Davey
38:39and Head of News Deborah Turness
38:40both stepped down last night.
38:42You know when they say heads should roll?
38:45Well, that's a very, very...
38:47They actually have rolled.
38:48Very big heads that have rolled.
38:49After criticism that the Panorama programme
38:52misled viewers
38:53by editing a speech made by the US President.
38:56Panorama as well.
38:58Yeah, which is a national institution.
38:59That's a go-to for solid news.
39:02Yeah.
39:02They're going to do a panorama about this panorama.
39:05Yeah, a panorama about panorama, man.
39:07Pan-a-panorama.
39:08A panorama programme about Donald Trump
39:11edited together two parts of his speech in 2021
39:14that was spoken nearly an hour apart.
39:19Ooh.
39:20Oh, actually, that's not great, is it?
39:22This is what they used.
39:24We're going to walk down to the capital
39:26and I'll be there with you.
39:29Oh, wow.
39:30And we fight.
39:32We fight like hell.
39:33And if you don't fight like hell,
39:35you're not going to have a country anymore.
39:37That sounds like something Trump would say.
39:39100%.
39:39And this is what he actually said.
39:41What did he actually say?
39:44What did he actually say?
39:45What did he say?
39:45We're going to walk down to the capital.
39:48That's where he stops, you see.
39:50Stop.
39:51So we're not going to go and fight.
39:53No.
39:54What did he say?
39:55And we're going to cheer on
39:56our brave senators and congressmen and women.
40:01Poor panorama thinking.
40:02Yeah.
40:04Because I can imagine
40:05if you want to shed Donald Trump in a bad light,
40:09there's enough actual footage out there.
40:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:12Why do this?
40:13The US president wrote last night,
40:15the top people in the BBC,
40:17including Tim Davey, the boss,
40:19are all quitting, fired,
40:21because they were caught doctoring
40:22my very good, perfect speech of January 6th.
40:26I love that, in brackets, perfect,
40:28exclamation mark, close brackets.
40:30I mean, it's kind of a flex to be personally
40:33named by the presidents of the United States.
40:36Yeah.
40:37No matter what the circumstances,
40:39but still, you know,
40:42the power of a man to lose the jobs.
40:45And later, this happened.
40:49I bet everything's a bit sombre
40:51in the BBC newsroom.
40:52Everyone's on eggshells.
40:54Good evening.
40:54The BBC is tonight being threatened
40:56with a billion-dollar legal action
40:58by Donald Trump.
41:00Billion dollar, you know?
41:01Shit, that's us.
41:02That's our money.
41:03Oh, God.
41:04Who says he might sue the corporation
41:06over the editing of a speech
41:08put out in a Panorama programme last year.
41:10That could ruin them financially.
41:12Nuttie, and ruin our lives.
41:14We don't want the BBC shut down.
41:16He does it everywhere, Donald.
41:17If he gets anything they want,
41:19he threatens to sue him.
41:20It's how it makes a lot of money.
41:21They might go and start seizing goods.
41:23Yeah.
41:23You know, Greg James' microphone, seized.
41:27Queen Vic, flogged.
41:28Yeah.
41:29Imagine.
41:30Oh.
41:30The last EastEnders duft-duft been played.
41:33Yeah.
41:34Strictly's had the disco ball taken,
41:37and there's no more fake tan.
41:38Gone.
41:39Blackpool week, that's gone down the shit pan.
41:41Not the budget for that now.
41:43All I'm saying is,
41:44you know when you think you're having a bad day?
41:45In all...
41:49Hey, I thought about you yesterday, Jen,
41:51at Wednesday Market.
41:52Oh, did you?
41:53I got you a present.
41:54That's a belt.
41:55Best friends Jenny and Lee.
41:57That's no good for me.
41:59Look at the size of it.
42:00Oh, I thought it would be.
42:01It looks more like a bloody dog collar than a belt.
42:04No, it was belts.
42:05It all said belts.
42:06What?
42:07What?
42:11It's a frigging dog harness.
42:14On Monday night,
42:16it was business as usual
42:17with the cops and robbers on Channel 5.
42:20This is the programme
42:21where they hardly ever catch anyone, isn't it?
42:23Yes.
42:24I had to intercept Ray in the fridge the other day.
42:26God, I just caught him in time.
42:28Whack and bang the fridge door real quick.
42:30It went, ow!
42:32Oh, you've had enough.
42:33You've had enough now.
42:37I would like to do an advanced driving course.
42:40I actually would.
42:41You need one
42:42because you're a shocking driver.
42:44Mid-afternoon on the motorway
42:46and drivers have no idea
42:47what's motoring up behind them.
42:50They have no idea
42:51what's motoring up behind them.
42:52Listen, the one-liners are awful, isn't it?
42:54I swear, you write them to me.
42:57Bops are racing in numbers
42:58to try and reach a suspected stolen car.
43:01Oh, here we go.
43:02The car thereafter was allegedly stolen
43:04by a gang wielding machetes.
43:07Oh, wielding machetes?
43:09Eh?
43:09Couldn't get a bit tasty, this self.
43:11It could.
43:12Luckily, the National Police Air Service
43:14has swooped in to keep tabs on the target.
43:16The bird's on them, the bird's on them.
43:18They've planned to box in the Beamer
43:19with multiple armed response vehicles.
43:22Oh, the box in the tactic.
43:24I love this.
43:24Yeah, I know you do.
43:26Let's go between lanes one and two.
43:28Back to one.
43:29I will give them that it is quite smooth,
43:32the changing of lanes,
43:33and they did indicate.
43:35Which you can't be done for that.
43:37Yeah.
43:37Committed, committed, M6.
43:40Oh, God, don't go on the M6.
43:42You've fucked it now.
43:43Terrible idea.
43:44Worst idea.
43:45If these guys ever...
43:46Pack up a bus stop and just get out.
43:48A marked car is neck and neck
43:49with their target at 130 miles an hour.
43:52Good golly, Miss Molly.
43:54That is terrifying.
43:56My van couldn't do that.
43:57Struggles.
43:58It's 70.
43:59And, at last,
44:00they have the requisite three behind
44:02and one in front.
44:04Three behind, one in front.
44:05That sounds like a good weekend to me.
44:07But with traffic at a standstill ahead...
44:09Oh, a head.
44:11Oh, yes.
44:12Come on.
44:12A static.
44:13A static.
44:13Oh, they've got him!
44:15It's busy!
44:16Finally, a bit of traffic.
44:18We've not had any of that.
44:19I was questioning whether or not
44:20it was a UK road.
44:22Close up, close up.
44:24This is a good time to box it.
44:26Box it, no!
44:29But it's too late.
44:30Oh, no.
44:31Very crappy.
44:33How embarrassing.
44:34Jesus Christ!
44:35He's a bugger, isn't he?
44:37You say you should never leave gaps.
44:39when there's traffic like that
44:40because every bloody arsehole
44:41speeds down and jumps in.
44:43OK.
44:44It's now racing down the hard shoulder
44:47with just one car in pursuit.
44:48But he's not going to be able
44:49to pull off anywhere, is he?
44:51No.
44:52Have you ever been pulled off
44:53on the motorway?
44:56What air support can see
44:58but the runaway can't
44:59is a broken-down lorry
45:01on the hard shoulder ahead.
45:03Oh, wonderful.
45:05Yeah, that's what they're needing.
45:07It's your lucky day.
45:08and the driver slams on the anchors
45:10coming to a stop
45:11with inches to spare.
45:14Oh, that's it, Pickle.
45:15Oh, bon appetit.
45:17He's finished now.
45:19He ain't going nowhere.
45:20It should be game over.
45:21No, look, he's going to go through that gap.
45:24Start to take it.
45:25Push up, push up.
45:26Yes!
45:27That's it.
45:28Tactical contact
45:29and this time he's done.
45:31Yes, they've got him.
45:32They've got him.
45:33Yes, it's over.
45:35Surely.
45:36Get out of the vehicle!
45:38Get out of the vehicle!
45:39Rag him out of the window!
45:41Oh, do you know what?
45:41There was a small apartment
45:42rooting for the X-Feed.
45:43Me too a little bit
45:44but they've got machetes, Daniela.
45:46Oh, they've got him.
45:47He's on the ground.
45:52Oh, let us see their faces.
45:53How old are you?
45:5516.
45:5616.
45:5716!
45:58What?
45:59The same age as my son.
46:01You're 16 as well.
46:01I swear to God.
46:03Send him to me.
46:04Bring him come.
46:05Bring him come to me.
46:07Yeah, I remember when I was 16
46:09just done my GCSEs.
46:11First thing I did was steal a car.
46:12Yeah.
46:13You couldn't even ride a bike.
46:16Could you?
46:17You can stream
46:24Come Down With Me Teens
46:26right now.
46:27Not streaming now.
46:28Come tidy up after yourselves, teens.
46:30Not in my house anyway.
46:32Getting away from it all
46:33will simmer and erupt
46:34from the bestseller
46:35Summer Water
46:36begins Sunday evening at nine.
46:38Speaking of bestsellers,
46:40Richard Osman
46:40joins The Last Leg next.
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