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00:03:01Senora.
00:03:02How was it?
00:03:03It was perfect.
00:03:05Did you take it?
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:07How much was included?
00:03:09You pay for gas, water, power, garden maintenance, HOA, UHIUO.
00:03:17Is trash included?
00:03:18No.
00:03:19You have to pay for the trash too.
00:03:21Thank you, sir.
00:03:22Thank you, sir.
00:03:23Bye.
00:03:24Bye.
00:03:25Bye.
00:03:29Bye.
00:03:31Bye.
00:03:32Bye.
00:03:37Bye.
00:03:39Bye.
00:03:40Bye.
00:04:13We really need help.
00:04:27I need help in my kitchen.
00:04:29And you're Italian, too, right?
00:04:31Yes. 100% Italian.
00:04:33See, honey, he's an immigrant like you.
00:04:36Not all immigrants are the same, honey.
00:04:38Right, ma'am?
00:04:40Right.
00:04:42You're on board.
00:04:43Oh, tomorrow, 2 p.m.
00:04:46I'll be on time.
00:04:47You're on time.
00:04:48You're five minutes late.
00:04:51Here's our employee handbook.
00:04:53Contains everything you need.
00:04:54The menu, the floor plan, pictures of everything, including the food.
00:05:00This is very helpful.
00:05:03Study it well.
00:05:04We want you to hit the track running.
00:05:05I'll be ready.
00:05:06You can count on me.
00:05:30And I'll be with you.
00:05:35so he's italian like first generation um i don't know why does it matter oh honey it matters
00:05:48how can i put this into words you'll relate to first generation italians they cook their pasta
00:05:54oh dente second generation's pastas is floppy will you stop i just hired the guy
00:06:09you have to try this new position it really opens you up tones your
00:06:14okay i gotta go
00:06:19hey you must be the new guy italian right uh yes my name is paolo
00:06:44assistant chef you must be the bartender well i'm an actor and bartender and a busser and a waiter
00:06:54it depends on the day so be ready always i see you i don't speak any italian but i speak a little
00:07:02bit of french for a role that i played but uh i could learn italian if i had to for a role yeah
00:07:07for sure yeah hello welcome carlos is waiting for you in the kitchen did you study the menu
00:07:12i sure do nerd
00:07:15uh no no change it straight down to the right
00:07:19make sure table five is spotless
00:07:27mr levine welcome to our restaurant
00:07:30i am here for your bittersweet lemon chicken and i have exactly
00:07:3520 minutes wonderful how about a glass of vermentino 2012 from tuscany why not table five is ready
00:07:43good could you tell the chef that mr levine would be having the lemon bittersweet chicken
00:07:47this wine comes from a family owned winery
00:07:52one order of chicken
00:08:09it's lemon bittersweet chicken
00:08:16so sorry i had a hard time finding a place to change the lockers the lockers lockers were hard to find
00:08:31i am uh ready
00:08:34uh hey i need that bird
00:08:57uh that that that that the chicken you know chicken is a bird uh the lemon bittersweet chicken
00:09:06uh right uh let me play it for you
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00:10:02Italian man.
00:10:04No, I was just, you were outside.
00:10:06Did you change my chicken recipe?
00:10:09I was just trying to...
00:10:11I was trying to help.
00:10:16Where's that bittersweet chicken?
00:10:32A vine.
00:11:02Best chicken I've ever had.
00:11:06How did you eat that chicken so fast?
00:11:08Check, please.
00:11:15The boldness of smoked paprika,
00:11:20blended with lemon zest,
00:11:24worthy of a five-star review.
00:11:32Have a great day.
00:11:41Chef Nathan.
00:11:43Oh my God, we're gonna be famous.
00:11:46I have to prepare a speech.
00:11:49I'd like to thank the Chicken Academy
00:11:53and the, I mean the Kitchen Academy.
00:11:56And even though...
00:12:02I know you.
00:12:08And Italians like you.
00:12:10What do you mean?
00:12:11This is my kitchen.
00:12:12And I tell you what to do.
00:12:32The PlayStation.
00:12:33And that is my kitchen carpet.
00:12:35The Cool Seats and Administration.
00:12:37Carmine Doublehead.
00:12:39With a very top sistematicalと思います.
00:12:41The cool general cake on the outside.
00:12:42This is my kitchen balcony.
00:12:43And I would encourage you to do that.
00:12:49This is a great kitchen cabinet.
00:12:50This is my kitcheninee².
00:12:51This is my kitchenalie,
00:12:52with a outdoor- Мнеam downtown's area.
00:12:54This is kopi across the beach.
00:12:55This is your kitchen table.
00:12:56This is my kitchen tableplate.
00:12:57I can't do great-minded cooking.
00:12:58This良 dizer controller.
00:12:59This is my kitchen này.
00:13:00This is what's the hell?
00:13:01Hello, how was your first day?
00:13:21Learned a lot of Carlos.
00:13:24And you'll learn a lot more from him.
00:13:27You know what? I bet Edward Levine will write about our lemon bittersweet chicken in his column this week.
00:13:34It's going to be a great review.
00:13:37So, he liked it?
00:13:40He loved it. He said it was the best chicken he's had in years. This is big.
00:13:45That's great. What else did he say?
00:13:48He said he loved the smoked paprika and lemon zest.
00:13:54He might be our good luck charm. It was a great first day.
00:14:01Good night, Maya.
00:14:03Good night, Paula. See you tomorrow.
00:14:06Don't worry about it. We're going to make time for that.
00:14:21That's what you always say.
00:14:27Do you like the new hire?
00:14:32You mean Paolo?
00:14:34He's okay.
00:14:36I think he's a little impatient and it's a little too all over the place.
00:14:40As long as he listens to me, we're not going to have any problems.
00:14:44I like him.
00:14:46He's a really hard worker and you need someone back there with you.
00:14:50He's a great addition to the team.
00:14:53Uh, I said she listens, not in my way.
00:14:57He won't be.
00:14:59This is a good thing.
00:15:01Besides, I really think that we're going to get a great review and be slammed.
00:15:06Uh, yeah.
00:15:11Good news.
00:15:12Good news.
00:15:41Morning.
00:15:57Why are you here so early?
00:16:02Five minutes early, I'm on time.
00:16:04I'll be on time.
00:16:07Right.
00:16:09Make sure all the stations are good.
00:16:11We're going to have another busy day.
00:16:14Get shopping.
00:16:29Did you bitches start without me?
00:16:31Honey, I'm here working.
00:16:34Working. I love your job.
00:16:35Why don't you sit down and join us?
00:16:37What are we drinking?
00:16:39So, this is the juices of Italian grapes.
00:16:44A glass of vermentino della Toscana.
00:16:46Oh, sounds fancy.
00:16:48Give Mama some of that juice.
00:16:49I told Maya that this one would pair great with such new dishes she created.
00:16:55This is why we do this.
00:16:56To taste and ponder.
00:16:58Well, speaking of taste and ponder,
00:17:00why don't you get that chef of yours to make us some pairings to go with this Italian juicy grape juice.
00:17:05Oh, calm down.
00:17:06Is this the Italian juicy grape juice, you promise?
00:17:15Trish, sip it.
00:17:17I have to say that Italian is the flavor of the month.
00:17:21Oh, and I don't encourage her.
00:17:23I'm not encouraging anything of friends.
00:17:26Come on.
00:17:28Have another sip of this.
00:17:30Yes.
00:17:32Paolo.
00:17:33Could you ask chef to prepare some pairings for the tasting?
00:17:37Yeah, sure.
00:17:38Paolo stepped up, but I'll let him know by the way.
00:17:42Mmm.
00:17:42I would like to get some pairings with some of that.
00:17:46You need to fizzle those bubbles.
00:17:50Now, I agree with Patricia.
00:17:52I see nothing wrong with coating my legs with such bubbly elixir.
00:17:58You two are out of control.
00:18:00And this is only my first glass.
00:18:03I need to parch that fire, girl.
00:18:05Give me some more Italian.
00:18:07Put out this heat.
00:18:09Maya, I told you.
00:18:10You have to order at least five pieces of this wine,
00:18:16because it's right.
00:18:18What's his name?
00:18:19Paolo.
00:18:20Oh.
00:18:21Paolo.
00:18:23Give mom some juice.
00:18:40You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:42You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:43You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:44You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:45You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:46You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:47You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:48You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:49You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:50You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:51You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:52You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:53You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:54You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:55You have to order at least five pieces of this wine.
00:18:56Busy night, right?
00:19:12Yeah, it was a good day.
00:19:16So, you're from Cheskity, right?
00:19:19See, I am.
00:19:21I love Vermentino della Toscana.
00:19:24You know why it's so good?
00:19:27Tell me why.
00:19:28It's the people that make the wine.
00:19:31Honest, proud, most importantly, happy.
00:19:36That's why it's so...
00:19:38Juicy.
00:19:42What's up, honey?
00:19:44It's just something Patricia said earlier today.
00:19:47It's silly girls.
00:19:54Something's wrong?
00:19:57Just some accounting inconsistencies.
00:20:01I need to take a second pass at it.
00:20:03I'm sure I'm messing it up.
00:20:05Just...
00:20:06It was a busy day, and I'm happy with that.
00:20:11Let us raise the tux of that band.
00:20:14We'll just hurry up.
00:20:32We've got to make the rounds today, and I'm not particularly happy about this stuff.
00:20:36Wow.
00:20:36Why are you always hurrying me up?
00:20:38I've got to get my game face on.
00:20:41Well, chop.
00:20:41Chop.
00:20:42We've got eight of these to make.
00:20:44Real funny.
00:20:46So, you want me to bring sticks?
00:20:48Not this time.
00:20:50This is just the courtesy visit.
00:20:52All right, boss.
00:20:53I just hope that pasta sauce is as good as they say.
00:20:56I don't think so.
00:21:19We're just here to see the chef.
00:21:22Oh, and I hear nice things about your pasta sauce.
00:21:24So, yeah.
00:21:26A table, please?
00:21:28Um, very well.
00:21:29Let me get you a table.
00:21:30No, we got it.
00:21:43Who are those guys?
00:21:45They say they're, uh, friends of the chef.
00:21:48They know you guys rode like that.
00:21:50What do you mean?
00:21:51What do you mean?
00:21:52What do you mean?
00:21:53I'm an actor.
00:21:55Look at these guys.
00:21:55They look like the bad guys from Central Casting that never got the audition.
00:22:00Stop it.
00:22:01What do they want?
00:22:02Uh, they hear great things about the pasta sauce.
00:22:06So, that's gangster code for give me two pleats or else.
00:22:11You're silly.
00:22:12Go tell Carlos.
00:22:13I'll greet them and offer them some wine.
00:22:15Welcome, gentlemen.
00:22:22Can I interest you in some wine or any beverages?
00:22:25Yes.
00:22:26I'd like to order your finest-
00:22:28I apologize for my colleague.
00:22:33We're, um, working hours.
00:22:35You understand.
00:22:36Yeah.
00:22:36We came by to say hello to the chef.
00:22:38Oh, you know Carlos.
00:22:39Yeah.
00:22:40We're engaged.
00:22:41And he's my business partner.
00:22:44How about some Italian soda?
00:22:47Oh, yeah, of course.
00:22:48Carlos has told us all about you.
00:22:50Hasn't he, Chopstick?
00:22:51Yes, he has.
00:22:53We just didn't know what a lucky guy he was.
00:22:56Bag a beautiful gal like yourself.
00:22:58With all due respect.
00:23:01It's all due respect.
00:23:05Italian soda's fine.
00:23:07Go out on the ice, will you?
00:23:08I'm sure.
00:23:12Why are you always correcting me in front of customers?
00:23:15I do not appreciate them.
00:23:17This is a customer we did not know we had.
00:23:20So I apologize if you feel offended.
00:23:24Learn to speak right.
00:23:28Let's make this interesting.
00:23:35We are here.
00:23:37Yeah.
00:23:39Carlos did not come out.
00:23:44Oh, that's good.
00:23:47That'll get his attention.
00:23:50Okay, Mr. Rockquist.
00:23:52We'll call you when we're visiting our next customer.
00:23:57Chef.
00:23:58Two friends of yours are here for you.
00:24:01What two friends?
00:24:02Two friends, they said.
00:24:04Something the matter?
00:24:07So the pasta plates work for them.
00:24:09Rick didn't tell you?
00:24:10Two noodles with tomato?
00:24:17I swear.
00:24:20That man's going to drive me crazy one of these days.
00:24:32Hey, you.
00:24:33Hey.
00:24:35Just don't mess it up.
00:24:36Those noodles ready?
00:24:40You mean the pasta with the noodles on?
00:24:42Yes, those noodles.
00:24:43How long does it take?
00:24:44Actually, it's ready.
00:24:46Let me play for you.
00:24:47Well done, Michelangio.
00:25:05I'm here.
00:25:05I'm here.
00:25:06Everything is under control.
00:25:09I need that spot clean.
00:25:10Did you touch my sauce?
00:25:30What did you put in the sauce?
00:25:31You went outside.
00:25:32What did I tell you last time?
00:25:34Just trying to help.
00:25:36Your help is what I tell you.
00:25:37I know.
00:25:40What did you put in the sauce?
00:25:46What did I put?
00:25:47I don't remember.
00:25:49I was just trying to save the sauce from you.
00:25:53I know you.
00:25:55A dimes like you.
00:25:56What did I bring back?
00:26:08Gravy?
00:26:09Soft?
00:26:10How was your meal?
00:26:12Surprisingly delicious.
00:26:15Where's Carlos?
00:26:17He didn't come out to hug us?
00:26:18He's very busy right now.
00:26:20Oh, he's busy?
00:26:21No worries.
00:26:27So, um, business is doing well, huh?
00:26:30Can't complain.
00:26:31Oh.
00:26:33Good to know.
00:26:35What he means to say is, we're glad for you.
00:26:39Carlos deserves a win.
00:26:42We like the Italian pasta sauce.
00:26:45E buono.
00:26:47Just like Nonna used to make it.
00:26:48It's a winner.
00:26:51Thank you for mentioning it.
00:26:53I'll pass it along to the chef.
00:26:54Bellissimo.
00:26:55Grazie.
00:26:56My name is Big T.
00:26:58This is my associate, Chopstick.
00:27:00Oh, I'm you.
00:27:01There you go.
00:27:01I'm Maya.
00:27:02Nice to meet you.
00:27:02Basta sauce is a hit.
00:27:12Just like Nonna used to make it.
00:27:14Compliments to the chef's service.
00:27:16Tea.
00:27:17Table 7 overheard your friends, and they all want to try the same sauce.
00:27:20So, four more plates, please.
00:27:22Plates ready.
00:27:34Oh, my God.
00:27:34It smells so good.
00:27:36Paolo, can you help me with the other two plates?
00:27:40Thanks.
00:27:40Thanks.
00:27:40Thanks.
00:27:41Gör쉬.
00:28:06Bye.
00:28:06Bye.
00:28:06Bye.
00:28:07Bye.
00:28:07Bye.
00:28:07Bye.
00:28:08Bye.
00:28:08Hey, do you need a ride?
00:28:24I used to have a Vespa really similar to this one.
00:28:27Oh really?
00:28:29A really long time ago, right after college, I lived in Florence, I took a sabbatical
00:28:36there.
00:28:37So there I was, broke in Italy, my cousin drank half a bottle of wine, my hair is soaking
00:28:46wet from the rain, and the Vespa dies right in front of the treachery.
00:28:52And there's Carlos.
00:28:53He was a part of this Samba traveling troop, and he was thrusting and dancing.
00:29:06If you can imagine it.
00:29:08And he was wearing a pink and yellow skirt, I will never forget that image.
00:29:15I'm sorry, I'm really glad that you are the first.
00:29:24I just want to say that I'm really glad that you're on the team.
00:29:30I know that you probably wanted to in the kitchen, but I, Carlos needs time to trust me.
00:29:44I want to earn his trust.
00:29:49And I'll spot to the left.
00:29:52Yeah.
00:29:53Yeah.
00:29:54But I trust you, I think you're an amazing chef, and I'm comfortable about you.
00:30:06Likewise, man.
00:30:14Oh!
00:30:16This song, it's so pathetic.
00:30:20It's so sad.
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:34Thanks so much, Maya.
00:30:36Oh, it was nothing, Paolo, really.
00:30:38So, what's your story?
00:30:44Why are you still single?
00:30:48You seem to be a hit with all the ladies at the restaurant.
00:30:52I moved to the city after a hard breakup.
00:30:56Much time passed.
00:30:58Decided to focus on my career as a chef.
00:31:02Not just looking for anybody, but, uh...
00:31:06They say when you're not looking.
00:31:08Yeah, I...
00:31:10I know exactly what kind of woman I'm looking for.
00:31:18Good night, Ben.
00:31:22Hey, so, um...
00:31:26My friend, Trisha, um...
00:31:28Has a crush on you, I guess?
00:31:30Uh...
00:31:32What do you want to do?
00:31:34See you tomorrow.
00:31:36See you for the ride.
00:31:38You can't fall asleep?
00:31:54Um...
00:31:56What?
00:31:58No, I was just finishing up here.
00:32:00You should sleep.
00:32:02We have another busy day tomorrow.
00:32:06Is there something wrong?
00:32:08No, I just...
00:32:10I think things at the restaurant
00:32:12are not going as well as they should be.
00:32:14Maybe it will take some time for this to get better.
00:32:18Perhaps with new hires.
00:32:20We just got that great review.
00:32:24People are coming in.
00:32:26I can't really afford new hires.
00:32:32There is one thing, though.
00:32:34We might need to hire an accountant.
00:32:36What do you mean?
00:32:38It's just that I can't reconcile...
00:32:42the money some nights.
00:32:44I might be messing it up.
00:32:46I don't know.
00:32:48You mean there's missing money?
00:32:50Not missing.
00:32:52I just...
00:32:54I think I might be messing it up.
00:32:56Yeah.
00:32:58That's it.
00:33:00Maybe.
00:33:02When did you first...
00:33:04notice money was missing?
00:33:06Like two, three weeks ago?
00:33:10Wait.
00:33:12Isn't that when Paula began working with us?
00:33:16Oh my gosh, no.
00:33:17That's not what I'm saying.
00:33:18He's been great.
00:33:20He's really helpful.
00:33:22Really?
00:33:24Has he though?
00:33:26Let's just hire an accountant.
00:33:30I better not find out
00:33:32that he's been taking money from us.
00:33:34else.
00:33:44By Defense!
00:33:46I get it.
00:33:48It's Halo.
00:33:50Be guys.
00:33:51When you see it.
00:33:55It's 5-6.
00:33:57See you can do nothing else.
00:33:59I get it.
00:34:00I get it.
00:34:01Let's go.
00:34:31You can't deny that, this is tasty, they put in tasters.
00:34:45Really?
00:34:46This really is more enjoyable with y'all.
00:34:50Turn, turn, turn, turn, pecking.
00:34:55Alright ladies, I may need your help.
00:35:02Do you happen to know a good accountant?
00:35:05I know a good one, yeah.
00:35:08Yeah, I can also share some context but I thought you said you were doing the accounting.
00:35:13Is everything okay?
00:35:14Yeah, I'm okay.
00:35:15I just want to make sure I'm doing everything right.
00:35:18As long as you are okay.
00:35:21Is it something we need to investigate?
00:35:23No.
00:35:24No, no, no, no.
00:35:26Cause I'm ready.
00:35:28Patricia home.
00:35:29Keep on the pace.
00:35:30I'm gonna go to the ladies room.
00:35:32Just don't wander into the kitchen again.
00:35:37If you find a good dude, give me your Watson.
00:35:40No, listen.
00:35:41I will pay for your Bumble subscription.
00:35:43Darling, it's free.
00:35:45Left.
00:35:46Left.
00:35:47Left.
00:36:03I'm not at table 9.
00:36:05Ha ha ha ha!
00:37:35If there's something wrong with me, you can tell me.
00:37:40Someone is stealing money.
00:37:43What do you mean?
00:37:46Money's been missing for two weeks now.
00:37:48Someone is stealing it.
00:37:49What can I do?
00:37:50What can we do?
00:37:52The cameras.
00:37:54You have cameras?
00:37:57Tomorrow, I can come in and I can find the perfect spot.
00:38:10So I'll set it to record.
00:38:12We'll catch whoever it is.
00:38:15And you think the battery will last long enough?
00:38:17I have a rechargeable battery, so...
00:38:20We'll catch whoever it is, okay?
00:38:23You know what?
00:38:24I know, I know.
00:38:28I know.
00:38:29I know.
00:38:30I know.
00:38:31I know.
00:38:32I know.
00:38:33I know.
00:38:34I know.
00:38:35I know.
00:38:36I know.
00:38:37It's only the power of the battery.
00:38:38I know.
00:38:39Oh, yeah.
00:38:40Oh, you look nice today.
00:39:07I woke up like this, and you're 30 minutes late.
00:39:14My Uber was late, I'm sorry.
00:39:17Plus that was traffic.
00:39:19Traffic or an early audition.
00:39:24Just make sure the tables are set up.
00:39:27And yes, I did get a blow drive.
00:39:30I don't know.
00:39:37I don't know.
00:39:43I don't know.
00:39:53I don't know.
00:39:55I don't know.
00:40:02I don't know.
00:40:06Mr. Levine, welcome back.
00:40:30Joining us for lunch?
00:40:32Hello, dear.
00:40:33As usual, I don't have much time.
00:40:35But I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I would try some of that authentic tomato sauce.
00:40:40I was wondering when you were going to come back.
00:40:42Let me get a table set up for you.
00:41:02That man got swagger.
00:41:04Can't deny it.
00:41:05Should I go to the kitchen and tell Chef, or should you?
00:41:09Oh.
00:41:10But of course.
00:41:11The Italian man is not here.
00:41:13He is late.
00:41:20Is that Edward Levine at that table?
00:41:23Uh, yes.
00:41:24I was about to, uh.
00:41:25You were about to what?
00:41:26One order of doodle with tomato.
00:41:30I swear I'm going to choke that man someday.
00:41:35Okay, Chef.
00:41:36It's time to put your tomato sauce to the Levine test.
00:41:40No worries, I'm sure it'll be great.
00:41:45You're late.
00:41:59My Vespa wouldn't start, bud.
00:42:02Clean.
00:42:03The saucepan.
00:42:04Yes, Chef.
00:42:05Anything else I can grab for you?
00:42:07No.
00:42:08Get moving.
00:42:16Well, hello, hello.
00:42:17I didn't expect you here today.
00:42:19Well, you can't keep me away.
00:42:20Now, where is that Italian treat hiding?
00:42:45I told you Italian man.
00:43:11Watch my kitchen.
00:43:13Do not touch my sauce.
00:43:15I'm sorry.
00:43:16I was just there.
00:43:17I caught you.
00:43:18You have meddled in my kitchen for the last time.
00:43:26Rick.
00:43:27Be a pal.
00:43:28And take this to Levine.
00:43:30Quickly.
00:43:31It's getting cold.
00:43:34A plate of noodles.
00:43:36Table five.
00:43:37You encourage this.
00:43:40Seriously, Carlos, you don't find him funny?
00:43:54That boy is traumatized by you.
00:43:56He taunts me.
00:43:57He mocks my dishes.
00:43:58He's a hard worker and he has a lot of passion about life.
00:44:01He helps us out a lot here and we're lucky to have him.
00:44:05Speaking of lucky to have him, where are you hiding that Italian bomoloni?
00:44:10Trish.
00:44:11I'll send him right out.
00:44:13Oh, Carlinhos.
00:44:14You sure know how to spice things up around here.
00:44:16Cheers.
00:44:17Oh, and can I also order padi pasta from you?
00:44:20I think it's time for lunch.
00:44:22Sure thing.
00:44:23Oh, and don't forget to add the Italian spicy sausage.
00:44:28Patricia, we have customers.
00:44:30I'm just messing with your hubby.
00:44:32Behave or be gone, devil.
00:44:36I'm about to cut both of you guys from any more wine, so zip it.
00:44:53Oh, we had a pleasant lunch.
00:45:01How was your pasta?
00:45:02Well, honestly, the sauce was rather bland and the pasta was just okay.
00:45:11I'm so sorry about that.
00:45:13I'm sure it was a fluke.
00:45:14Well, I'm hoping that last time wasn't the exception and that this is the standard.
00:45:18I'm sorry.
00:45:20Did we do something wrong?
00:45:22Let me comp this for you.
00:45:24Don't worry about it, dear.
00:45:25I'm very blunt.
00:45:27I don't sugarcoat anything.
00:45:29I tell it like it is and that is because I care.
00:45:32I'm more than happy to pay for the bill.
00:45:35I'll be back, but other people wouldn't after a dish like this.
00:45:40I'm sorry about this, Mr. Levine.
00:45:42Just pay attention to what's going on around here.
00:45:52Hey, we need to talk.
00:45:57Sure.
00:45:58What's going on?
00:45:59Levine just left disappointed.
00:46:00He's not sure that he liked the tomato sauce.
00:46:04That's it.
00:46:05Talo!
00:46:06Yes, boss.
00:46:07How can I, uh...
00:46:08What did you put in my tomato sauce?
00:46:10Nothing.
00:46:11I was just...
00:46:12I don't believe you.
00:46:13You had spices in your hand.
00:46:14Yeah, but I didn't have time to put in my...
00:46:15You were adding spices to the sauce without checking with Carlos first?
00:46:17I wasn't really trying to help because Carlos...
00:46:18That's enough.
00:46:19Paolo, I would like to thank you for your services.
00:46:20You can pick up your things and leave.
00:46:21I can explain.
00:46:22That is not necessary.
00:46:23I will not get you in my tomato sauce.
00:46:24You want to take your hands?
00:46:25Yes, boss, how can I, uh...
00:46:26What did you put in my tomato sauce?
00:46:27Nothing.
00:46:28I was just...
00:46:29I don't believe you.
00:46:30You had spices in your hand.
00:46:31Yeah, but I didn't have time to put in my...
00:46:32You were adding spices to the sauce without checking with Carlos first?
00:46:34I wasn't really trying to help because Carlos...
00:46:35That's enough.
00:46:37Paolo, I'd like to thank you for your services.
00:46:40Or you can pick up your things...
00:46:43and leave.
00:46:44I can explain.
00:46:46That is not necessary.
00:46:49I will not have anyone mess with my kitchen's reputation.
00:46:52Out. Now.
00:47:05Are you sure?
00:47:07Why don't we just wait a second and not overreact?
00:47:11I'm on to him.
00:47:12Things have not been the same since he's been here.
00:47:14You know what I'm talking about.
00:47:44I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:47:47Paolo, wait, can we...
00:47:49Wait, is that our money?
00:47:52The hell is it? This...
00:47:53This is not what it looks like. This is not mine.
00:47:56If it's not yours, then whose money is it?
00:48:00There it is.
00:48:02I told you we couldn't trust him.
00:48:03That's our money.
00:48:05We've got you.
00:48:06All of this time, and you were just using me?
00:48:11No, this is not what it looks like.
00:48:14If I can explain.
00:48:16You best leave.
00:48:17Get out of this restaurant before I press charges.
00:48:23Maya.
00:48:24Maya?
00:48:26Just who do you think you are?
00:48:27Carlos, you know me.
00:48:31I'm not a thief.
00:48:32It's not mine.
00:48:34Tell that to the cops.
00:48:37Wait.
00:48:39I can call immigration and send you back to Italy real fast.
00:48:44No, I can explain.
00:48:49I want to immigrate to another.
00:48:51You best stay away.
00:48:52I do not want to see your face here ever again, Italian man.
00:49:22I do not want to see your face here ever again, Italian man.
00:49:52I do not want to see your face here ever again, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man, Italian man
00:51:02Are you sure we shouldn't just call the police and file a report?
00:51:06I told you, we should wait until we have all the evidence, at least until we have an accountant review the ledgers.
00:51:11You should check on kitchen review, but Levine just dropped another review.
00:51:24Oh, let me see.
00:51:26Yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda.
00:51:38So it gives me no pleasure to report that standards may have fallen and hope they can restore that kitchen spark that first grew it to them.
00:51:50This is so unfair.
00:51:58These so-called critics can destroy anyone with impunity whenever they want.
00:52:03With a review that costs nothing.
00:52:07To think this was all the fault of...
00:52:10Palo.
00:52:11Palo.
00:52:30Palo.
00:52:39Palo.
00:52:39Palo.
00:52:40Palo.
00:52:41Palo.
00:52:42Palo.
00:52:43Palo.
00:52:44Palo.
00:52:45Palo.
00:52:46Palo.
00:52:47Palo.
00:52:48Palo.
00:52:49Palo.
00:52:50Palo.
00:52:51Palo.
00:52:52Palo.
00:52:53Palo.
00:52:54Palo.
00:52:55Palo.
00:52:56Palo.
00:52:57Palo.
00:52:58Palo.
00:52:59Palo.
00:53:00Palo.
00:53:01Palo.
00:53:02Palo.
00:53:03Palo.
00:53:04Palo.
00:53:05Palo.
00:53:06Palo.
00:53:07Wait, is that our money?
00:53:22You're on board!
00:53:36Wait, is that our money?
00:53:37What we are doing?
00:53:38What we are doing?
00:53:39What we are doing?
00:53:40We are doing.
00:53:41We are doing.
00:53:42I'm doing.
00:53:43I'm doing.
00:53:44But I trust you.
00:53:45I think you're an amazing chef.
00:53:50And I'm comfortable around.
00:53:51I love you.
00:53:56I love you.
00:53:58I love you.
00:53:59I love you.
00:54:00I love you.
00:54:01And I'm comfortable around here.
00:54:04Hey, isn't that that guy used to work for Carlos?
00:54:24Oh, sure is.
00:54:27Want to give him the old chop?
00:54:30For what?
00:54:32It's not that nice.
00:54:34However, I do have some questions for him.
00:54:38Alright.
00:54:39So you want to chop the truth out of him?
00:54:42Is that how you got your name?
00:54:45You really need therapy with that thing, Chopstick.
00:54:48Why don't you get a job chopping lumber or something?
00:54:50You just gotta chop, chop, chop.
00:54:51Take it easy.
00:54:52I mean, chopping stick, that's kind of my move, boss.
00:54:57That's why...
00:54:57Wait.
00:54:59Wait.
00:55:00Do you think they call me that because I'm...
00:55:03That's racist.
00:55:04And uncalled for.
00:55:09To be perfectly honest, none of them have seen any real action.
00:55:15Except that one time I used them to scare away some trick-or-treaters.
00:55:18Wait a minute.
00:55:23You ripped that thing out on Halloween, kids?
00:55:26That's just insensitive.
00:55:28And it's not trick-or-treaters.
00:55:30It's trick-or-treaters.
00:55:31Mamma mia!
00:55:32Whoa, whoa, what the hell?
00:55:34Put that thing away!
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:35Let's go!
00:55:36Hey, easy now.
00:55:45You're that cook used to work for Carlos.
00:55:47Yeah.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:49I love you.
00:55:50Boss here's got some questions that he'd like to question you about.
00:55:54So he's gonna throw you some questions, okay?
00:55:57We recently made some visits to Carlos' restaurant.
00:56:02I remember you.
00:56:05You're not really friends with Carlos, are you?
00:56:09Hey, what'd I say?
00:56:10Boss here is asking the questions, so stick to answers only.
00:56:15Are you done now?
00:56:16I guess I just have to know, that pasta sauce, it hasn't been the same since she's left.
00:56:27And it really reminded me of La Mia Nonna.
00:56:36I guess all's I'm asking is, was it you?
00:56:45I really need him as a one rep.
00:56:50Is that right?
00:56:51He can be a bit much sometimes, but he's a really hard worker.
00:56:56Yeah.
00:56:57These guys again?
00:57:00No, all the time.
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:06They give me the heebie-jeebies.
00:57:09Customers are customers.
00:57:15Welcome, gentlemen.
00:57:16Two for lunch?
00:57:17Yeah, sure.
00:57:18Why not?
00:57:19Call us around.
00:57:20I'll be sure to let him know you're here.
00:57:22Right this way.
00:57:24Two noodle, tomato, table five.
00:57:41Table number.
00:57:45That's an improvement.
00:57:48What are you doing here?
00:57:59I thought we had a deal.
00:58:04Good afternoon.
00:58:06We're here on unofficial business.
00:58:09We're visiting some locations around the neighborhood.
00:58:11And thought how nice two plates minus Bene Pomodoro would hit the spot while we await the results of the game.
00:58:23Is it me or does Carlos seem very happy to see his friends?
00:58:29Enjoy your meal, sir.
00:58:39Make me two Italian sodas light on the ice.
00:58:41I'll be right back.
00:58:59I'll be right back.
00:59:00Did you really steal?
00:59:01Of course not.
00:59:02I knew that.
00:59:03But what are you doing here?
00:59:04If Carlos sees you, he's going home on tops.
00:59:05Can you just grab my phone?
00:59:06Your phone?
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:08It's in the office.
00:59:09Oh my god, I feel like Sandra and Speed.
00:59:24Two Italian sodas just like you like it.
00:59:30Hey, you know us well.
00:59:32Do I?
00:59:33You guys are in here all the time and we don't really get a chance to chat.
00:59:36Well, my name is Herbert, but my friends call me Chopstick.
00:59:41Nice to meet you, Herbert.
00:59:44Why do they call you Chopstick?
00:59:47Two pasta tomato, penne pomodoro for the gentleman.
00:59:51Would you care for a fresh parmesan?
00:59:54No.
00:59:55Loads of parmesan.
00:59:58You know, Herbert, you don't bury the delicate tanginess of pomodoro with copious amounts of parmesan.
01:00:06That's sacrilege.
01:00:21The phone.
01:00:22Give me the phone.
01:00:24Give me the phone.
01:00:25Give me the phone.
01:00:27Make me.
01:00:28Please.
01:00:34Go ahead.
01:00:35She's there.
01:00:36Well...
01:00:37Talduccio.
01:00:38Talduccio.
01:00:39I didn't know you were such a connoisseur of modern cuisine.
01:00:42I just know from tradition that something's good.
01:00:46Es sacro.
01:00:47Mmm.
01:00:48Well, I'm so glad you hold us in such high regard.
01:00:52This here...
01:00:55It's not what it used to be.
01:00:57I have to be honest.
01:01:07You seem like a lovely lady.
01:01:09You kind of remind me of my nana.
01:01:11The pasta when Paolo was here reminded me of my nana.
01:01:15Well, Paolo's not...
01:01:16It's not what you think.
01:01:22Let's hope today's game results fall in your favor.
01:01:25Otherwise, our visits are gonna have to be...
01:01:29less pleasant.
01:01:31Keep the change.
01:01:36As a tip.
01:01:38Let's go.
01:01:40Harvard.
01:01:43That's uncalled for.
01:01:44All this time you were gambling and you didn't tell me?
01:02:01It was only a few times.
01:02:03It's not a big deal.
01:02:05Please tell me you didn't frame Paolo.
01:02:07You used the restaurant's money?
01:02:11The money that my parents invested?
01:02:14You are overreacting.
01:02:16Besides, you have no proof.
01:02:17Remember, we caught Paolo with the money.
01:02:20Paolo?
01:02:22Who are you calling now?
01:02:24Your dad?
01:02:25Sir, why not?
01:02:27He never liked me anyway.
01:02:29Just give me a minute.
01:02:30Just give me the damn phone, Maia.
01:02:33Paolo, just give me the damn phone.
01:02:34Why are you women so difficult?
01:02:37Hey.
01:02:39I guess them cowboys had a terrible game.
01:02:41Mr. Rockquest would like to have a word with you.
01:02:44More like some questions.
01:02:45He'd like to question you with...
01:02:48Come on, where's he going?
01:02:50Don't worry, Miss Maia.
01:02:52I reckon them cowboys did have a terrible game, but they won after all.
01:02:56Now you have some time...
01:02:58to find the truth.
01:03:01Oh, my.
01:03:10Watch the restaurant for me!
01:03:16I couldn't have written it better myself.
01:03:18What do you mean?
01:03:20Honey, this is some cheesy rom-com.
01:03:31Hello?
01:03:33Is anybody there?
01:03:35Hello?
01:03:36What do you need?
01:03:38Hi, ma'am.
01:03:39I'm looking for Paolo.
01:03:41Do you have a job?
01:03:43Yes, but I'm actually looking for Paolo who lives here.
01:03:46Do you know what his apartment number is?
01:03:49Paolo.
01:03:51Paolo.
01:03:52I'm freaking out.
01:03:53Sure, yep.
01:03:54201.
01:03:55201, thank you.
01:04:04Paolo!
01:04:05Paolo!
01:04:07Paolo!
01:04:09Paolo!
01:04:22I just knew.
01:04:40You know what, thanks to you I realized it takes courage to be happy.
01:04:58What do you mean?
01:05:00I mean you have to put your heart out.
01:05:03You mean you have to eat your heart out?
01:05:10I'm excited.
01:05:13Are you ready?
01:05:14Yeah.
01:05:15One.
01:05:17Two.
01:05:18Three.
01:05:20Oh.
01:05:21Do you love it.
01:05:23Come here.
01:05:25One more thing.
01:05:27It's a new recipe for the new menu.
01:05:29Okay?
01:05:31Hey.
01:05:32I'm going to jump out of the menu.
01:05:34I'm going to jump out of the menu.
01:05:37I'm going to jump out of the menu.
01:05:43So nice.
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