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EastEnders 1st January 2026
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00:00Satsang with Mooji
01:30Anyone been in or out?
01:35Sit tight and wait for further instructions.
02:59Hotter than ever in 2027.
03:02I'm guessing you wrote that yourself, Oscar.
03:03And that one's also from Lauren too.
03:29Don't tell me you're having cold feet.
03:36That's a relief.
03:40Yeah, of course I'm excited.
03:42Didn't sleep all night.
03:43Getting married to you.
03:49Best decision I've ever made.
03:53Yeah, I love you too.
04:08Yeah, I'll see you later.
04:12See you at the church.
04:13Just make your coffee.
04:22Okay.
04:22That is so cheesy.
04:31Are you not embarrassed?
04:32What if you know who heard it?
04:35Do you think they still want to be snugging your face off?
04:36Of course.
04:37Impossible to resist.
04:40Besides, someone has to be there for him.
04:43He's our dad.
04:44Our only dad.
04:45We don't get to choose.
04:46Listen, I've got my make-up done and I've got my nails done, so I'm showing up.
04:52It's more than he deserves.
04:54After what he did, I thought the whole wedding would be off.
04:56But clearly, some people are a lot more forgiving than I am.
04:58Peter, you're coming.
05:01No.
05:02And if I had a choice, I wouldn't be either.
05:04He needs to get over himself.
05:07Well, he hasn't murdered Dad, so that's a start.
05:12Will you, um, just watch Lydia for me, yeah?
05:15I'm just going to pop out.
05:17You should check on saying it.
05:18Uncle Jack?
05:20You only bail?
05:21Well, that's what we're going to find out.
05:23We'll be back soon.
05:28Hello?
05:42You know your door's open?
05:44Yeah.
05:45It went down to me.
05:46That's down to Denise.
05:48She left it swinging when she stormed out.
05:51You can't carry on like this.
05:54You've got Ethan to take care of.
05:56You've got to sort this out.
05:58Yeah, well, that is easier said than done, innit?
06:02Look, I know that today's going to be hard.
06:05But this ain't you.
06:08This ain't my Uncle Jack.
06:09Dynamic.
06:10Facing problems, dealing with him.
06:13Dad is not worth the heartache.
06:17Especially now you've got a little baby to look after.
06:23Yeah, you're right.
06:24I was just having a bad morning, that's all.
06:31Well, count your blessings, you ain't Dad's best man.
06:34Sitting here last minute trying to sort out a speech.
06:37I think that would be beyond me.
06:44Anyway, I reckon my replacement will do an excellent job.
06:49Because he's known for his wit.
06:52And charm.
06:57Come on.
06:58Number five, who no one can deny is looking hot today.
07:03Oh, no, Ian, you can't say that.
07:05It sounds sleazy.
07:06Is a lovely lady who has had the misfortune, good fortune, of catching Max's eye.
07:20You don't deserve your help.
07:21You know that.
07:22Hello.
07:24Yeah.
07:24Oh, you look nice, love, can't we?
07:26You've got no tie, but...
07:27Yes.
07:28Oh.
07:29Right, so how's the man in the hour?
07:31That's your job.
07:32Keep an eye on the groom.
07:33I'm prepping my speech.
07:34Have you got the rings?
07:37No, not yet.
07:38He only picked them up yesterday.
07:39Have you got the order of service?
07:41I thought I did.
07:42You couldn't help with my tie, could you?
07:43I haven't got time, all right?
07:45I've got to check on the flowers, check on the catering.
07:47I've got to list as long as you.
07:50Look, I don't want anybody saying, but I did a bad job, but I, uh...
07:54I tried to sabotage his big day, you know, because of past misdemeanors.
08:01Why are you even doing this?
08:02You know, after what you did, everything that went down, you and him, I...
08:07Mum, it's water under the bridge.
08:09It didn't bother me then.
08:10It doesn't bother me now.
08:12We've all moved on.
08:13Her too.
08:14Not my problem.
08:17Still, being someone's best man, you...
08:20Mum, a year ago, right, yeah, I would have probably borne a grudge, but no, not now.
08:26I'm trying to be the bigger man, okay?
08:28Besides, if I hadn't stepped up to the plate, who would?
08:32As long as I think Mr. Popular, is he?
08:34All right, come on, you.
08:38Come on, you.
08:44I love a wedding.
09:14The freight is imminent.
09:16You have the authority to move in now.
09:18Strike, strike, strike.
09:19I love you.
09:25Come on, you.
09:26euch.
09:29You okay?
09:59You all right, Ed?
10:05You thought about anything nice to say about me yet?
10:07Well, I've got to admit, it's not easy.
10:09You got the rings?
10:10Yeah, of course, mate.
10:11I'm good to go.
10:15Preach!
10:16Preach!
10:17Preach!
10:25There's a police here!
10:27The police are outside!
10:57Clear!
10:58Sir?
10:59This is the police!
11:00Open the door and raise your hands!
11:04Open the door now, or we'll have to smash it down!
11:09No, it's back up at the end of South Bank Road will be brilliant!
11:14Open the door now, or we'll have to smash it down!
11:18We'll have to smash it down!
11:19We'll have to smash it down!
11:25Open the door now!
11:26Look!
11:27I can't change, but we don't have to do it too much!
11:30Make Your Computer Now!
11:32I can't change those to you without me!
11:33Just his masterminds to own you!
11:35What's going on?
11:36I believe you!
11:37I can't achieve those goals!
11:38I haven't, I don't hit my
11:41What are you doing?
12:02The police are after me.
12:04Why? What have you done?
12:05Nothing. You're all right.
12:07Tell me or I'll go straight out there.
12:11I just got caught up in something, all right?
12:14You want no thought, Laurie?
12:17Some dodgy people, all right? It's dangerous.
12:20How dangerous?
12:21Well, it ain't dangerous for you, all right?
12:25We're not been set up.
12:27Am I just supposed to believe that?
12:29I swear.
12:31I swear to you, Lauren, all right?
12:32I swear on Jimmy's life, all right?
12:34I ain't done nothing wrong.
12:35What would Peter say if he knew you were...
12:37I'm talking about Peter for. What's the thing you've got to do?
12:39Because he's my husband.
12:39I know, all right?
12:41I know what you've been doing, Lauren, all right?
12:44So, lad, don't preach at me, please.
12:47I don't know what you're talking about.
12:48Yeah, well, I think you do.
12:51Well, okay, well, what I do with my life, yeah,
12:53it ain't got nothing to do with you, nothing!
12:58Can you please just let me stay here for a bit?
13:00And I'll prove to you, I'll prove to you that I'm worth it, all right?
13:02I won't let you down.
13:07Come on, Lauren, please, all right?
13:08You're my little girl, you're my daughter.
13:11You know, if Abby was here, she wouldn't hesitate.
13:13She wouldn't hesitate to help me, you know that.
13:18All right, fine.
13:19Yeah, just stay out of sight, yeah?
13:21I'm going to go and sort Jimmy out.
13:25I won't forget this.
13:26I won't forget this.
13:52Usual.
13:52Mm-hmm
14:01Where's the chin of Tata? Oh, we've paid top dollar for that
14:08Paul Paul, it's so last year
14:11You with a true man now, you know, you had to look at the part man
14:26Handsome, suave. This is just a mess
14:30Thanks, Patrick. No one else seems to care. Yeah
14:35Never had a chance to teach me boys and them how to not a tie
14:41Regret that
14:43Yes
14:45If you this is a prison for you to wait today
14:50I wait at my own wedding, you know
14:54It was my dad's
14:57Yeah, let's go. Come on
15:00We can't stand around chat in your head. I'll shut. Come on
15:11What's going on?
15:17What's going on?
15:23The suspect Max Branning has fled the scene. We're initiating a search now
15:27A woman is still at the property
15:29Excuse me. Stand back please, son
15:31We've got a problem
15:33What's going on?
15:35That's my dad's gap. He's getting married
15:36Yeah, and I'm the best man
15:41I'll take it the wedding's off
15:43No, no, no, definitely not
15:44What do you think's going to happen, Dad? What do you think she's going to say when she finds out?
15:49Oh, Lauren, alright
15:51The stinks are made, yeah? It weren't all my fault
15:54Yeah
15:56That's why your own brother can't even look you in the eye
15:58I'm going to make good choices, Lauren, alright? It ain't always a straight path, yeah? Sometimes it's difficult to find your way
16:02You are just selfish, Dad. You're a selfish man. That is your problem
16:07From top to bottom, you ain't never going to change
16:10Well, then why are you helping me, Lauren?
16:12I'll tell you why, yeah? Because I'm your dad and you love me
16:19Lauren, please, if you and me could just stop fighting, alright?
16:25It'd be the best wedding present ever, so please, what do you say?
16:28No, it's not going to happen
16:33Because you showed up here
16:37And you bring this, you bring all of this to my door
16:40What happens if the police find out that I've been helping you or something?
16:45What's going to happen to me? You know that's a criminal offence, you know I could go to prison for that
16:50So why are you helping me, then?
16:51What are you doing?
16:55What are you doing?
16:57Lauren, what are you doing?
16:59Lauren, just leave it
17:01Sorry, that would be rude
17:04Open the stove!
17:05Move!
17:19Get it down! Go!
17:23Max Branning, I'm arresting you for a solicitation to murder
17:27How can you do this to me, Lauren?
17:30But it may harm your defence if you do
17:32How can you do this to me?
17:34Something which you may rely on later in court
17:36Anything you do say may be given in evidence
17:38Do you understand?
17:40Come on, come on, is there anything you can tell us?
17:42Hold on, let me give a talk, alright?
17:44Is there anything you can tell us?
17:46Look, are we in any danger here this day?
17:47Dad!
17:51What's happened?
17:52Your sister!
17:54Just grass me up!
17:58What do I do?
17:59Just call the lawyer
18:00Ian?
18:01What do I tell the bride?
18:02Nothing, alright?
18:03Just gonna get sorted out, Ian
18:04Yeah, the wedding's going ahead
18:06Yeah, but it's not a word, Ian!
18:13Dad?
18:14What's happened?
18:24Your brother, he's been arrested
18:26Good
18:28What's happened, though? What's he done?
18:29Nothing
18:30Been set up, must have been
18:32My lovely sister just grassed him up
18:34Tray her own father
18:36Okay
18:37So what's the charge?
18:39A solicitation to murder
18:41You what?
18:42Murder? Who's he murdered?
18:43You gotta help
18:45No, I'm sorry
18:46He's your brother
18:47You can't let him go down for something he didn't do
18:49Hey, do you know he didn't do it?
18:51Odds on he did
18:52Well, don't you wanna know for sure, Jack?
18:53No, I don't
18:55Alright, I'm sick of him
18:56His life is just one big game, innit?
18:58Kiss, marry, kill
19:00No, alright, he's on his own
19:02Wait, can you not just go and check on him?
19:07Lauren
19:09You just dogged him in
19:10I didn't know what he'd done
19:11If it weren't for Dad
19:13Neither Jimmy or Ethan would be alive
19:16You owe him
19:22You know what, fine
19:23You two, you sit tight
19:25And I'll call you when I know more
19:30It's a wedding off
19:31No
19:33Don't
19:34I feel bad
19:35We've done the right thing
19:36You know what?
19:37You know what?
19:38You know what?
19:39You know what?
19:40You know what?
19:41You know what?
19:43What?
19:46Lauren
19:47Oscar, just leave her
19:48Need to talk to my sister alone, yeah?
19:50Give us some space
19:51so what am i accused of exactly we have information that makes us believe that you have conspired
20:18to solicit murder well that's a lie it's just insane
20:26in fact who said that because i want to know you know maybe this would go better if you just
20:31let us know who your criminal associates are because my experience of these things is that
20:36everyone rats out their mates in the end so you might as well be at the head of the queue
20:41i've got a clue who you're talking about right what you mean conspiracy to murder murder who
20:47who do you think don't know
20:56look how serious is this i mean has someone actually been killed can you at least tell me that
21:00why don't you tell us
21:06yeah still for time i'll call you soon as i hear from jack you're cool you're definitely
21:10yes for now just presume the wedding's going ahead why have you told him that what do you want me to
21:15do cancel that i could walk through that door any minute uncle jack might sort it out i very much doubt
21:20that oscar he's a cop you know it's every trick in the book i'm sure you can get him out lauren
21:24well maybe he just doesn't care i like you you mean
21:29face facts this wedding is not going ahead today all right so you might as well take that stupid tie
21:34off please yourself are you hey you please yourself i just need to nip out so just watch jimmy for me
21:47yeah again where are they i don't know they left me in charge they are supposed to be running this
21:54we have paid them a top dollar can you believe this i'm more worried about lauren
22:03are you going to talk to chelsea no i'd rather eat glass so do you think he's coming the jailbird
22:11oh i don't think so how was your uncle okay it's fine so what's he done to get himself arrested
22:20i have absolutely no idea but i have been personally assured that it is all a big mistake
22:26and the wedding's going ahead yeah you told the bride that i might need a drink first
22:33what is your relationship with the lady we found at your flat
22:35no comment is she a friend
22:47no comment a colleague
22:51no comment or something more
22:52can i have word
23:05he's gonna need a better lawyer innit
23:13ian
23:14no i wouldn't give up hope have you talked to her
23:23all right yeah i will yeah all right yeah no i'll call her now
23:33i've got to call the bride
23:44your baby
23:46okay
23:50please
23:52please
23:53please
23:54please
23:54please
23:55please
23:55please
23:56please
25:14Why? I don't know, mate.
25:15All right, one minute they give me the third degree,
25:17next minute they just open the door and that was it.
25:20Let me go.
25:21That don't sound right.
25:21It's fine with me.
25:23I just need to get home, pick up the rings and then get to the church.
25:27Hang on.
25:28You're right for soliciting murder, yeah?
25:29Yeah, but it's a set-up, isn't it?
25:30Murderer?
25:31I don't know.
25:31You don't know.
25:32I wouldn't say none of it is true, Jack, yeah?
25:33Whatever you're going to do, don't do it, all right?
25:40This is a serious charge.
25:41They ain't just going to let you go, all right?
25:42They're going to be watching you.
25:44Follow us.
25:44Listen, I ain't done nothing, Jack, all right?
25:46And I don't intend on doing nothing.
25:50Come on, I'll drive back.
25:51No, no.
25:52I'm driving.
25:52Get it.
25:57All right, you talk to me.
25:58Get it.
26:19All right, slow down, all right?
26:20You're going to get nicked.
26:21It's already a bit nicked.
26:22Don't worry about a speeding ticket.
26:24It's my car!
26:25Get it up.
26:27No.
26:28No.
26:31Nope.
26:31Hmm.
27:01Why is he?
27:31Why is he?
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