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00:00Oh
00:06Hazel is gone, and I feel like I just lost the most important person in this game to me
00:13She didn't deserve to go yet
00:17Well fuck PM you are the only bitch to put up a great fight
00:22Honored to battle against you bring it home to Vancouver. We'll say you're lucky bitch
00:27Oh
00:29Love you all so much season six sisters for life
00:36Although I think it was her time to go I am sad to lose a sister here girl that first three alliance crumbled real fast
00:43Girl let's sit down and talk some shit
00:48Well that lip sync was fucking
00:54You twirl down you ate that shit
00:57Ah, thank you. Oh, yeah
00:59I'm like very sad to have landed in the bottom two, but I love to perform
01:07PM has shown us that they almost have immunity in this competition to be able to lip sync like that
01:12It feels like they're never gonna go home. Ebony. I'm so over the moon for you saving me. I really appreciate it
01:18um
01:20Call it luck color whatever you want hazel
01:22The tea is you were doing the worst in the competition you had landed in the bottom before and you weren't funny
01:27So you're home now lucky for what every single fucking challenge we've done
01:31I've done better than you so lucky where lucky that I'm more talented than you
01:36Something I did take into consideration
01:38I wasn't sure what's coming up next week. I mean we still don't know I feel like it's gonna be something performance based and I know that's something
01:45That you're gonna kill at and also Dulce hasn't got the beef or yet. It was tough
01:50So what you're saying is you saved Dulce because PM and hazel are better performers
01:54Girl, bye
01:56I see PM has bigger competition than Dulce and so I'm gonna put them in the bottom. It wasn't no shadiness
02:04No, it wasn't shadiness. This was your second bottom. Yeah, and so compared to Dulce with their first bottom. Okay
02:13Ebony's dead to me in this game. She is a lovely individual, but she took out my best friend. She put me in the bottom
02:21I'm not working with her. Oh, I need to get out of drag because my skin is burning. So let's go get out of drag everybody
02:28I feel like this is my turning point to stop playing nicely
02:35I think a few of us need to start talking a lie and stuff because I think there is something going on beneath our toes here
02:42I have my eyes on that prize more so than ever and I'm ready to stir the pot to get some people out of here
02:50I'm sorry. I have to put you through that trauma lip-shaking against your fucking good sis. Okay. I will lie
02:55I will say I'm working with her if she wants to even approach that
02:59She's my target
03:02He am
03:04Puppet master bet you didn't see that one coming
03:10The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives
03:14$100,000
03:16With Tracy Melshore Carson Kressley and Brooklyn Heights with extra special guest judge Kaiser
03:25It's a new day in the workroom and I feel fucking amazing
03:39I can't wait to see whatever it's gonna be and I can't wait to just infuse my secret sauce in the recipe
03:45I've had a realization
03:47So I've had a realization that I want to be confident. You know, I want to be that person who
03:53You know is of my dreams, you know, who who's who's exactly where they're supposed to be and I realized that I am where you know
03:59I am but I I realized that I was afraid of being angry at myself
04:04When Saldina talks
04:06Girl, it's just like a bunch of words that equal nothing
04:09She's going into like a monologue about her spiritual awakening. I'm confident now. Girl shut up. I just want to say something
04:15I remember what do say you said with your comeback
04:19I'm surprised you know the word grandma cuz wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you. Yeah. Oh, yeah
04:24sure you cannot go to my mom and say things like that because I
04:29Really felt shit after and I think it was really under the belt
04:34Yeah, I'm sorry that if I felt like I was going for your trauma
04:37I mean, if you mentioned me being poor I have trauma from that
04:39So I don't feel like necessarily it was going under the belt
04:42But if you felt some type of way for the jokes that I made I do apologize. Thank you for letting me know
04:47I appreciate that and I'll make sure not to like bring that kind of
04:49Because if y'all want to be
04:51Y'all are lucky
04:52Y'all are lucky
04:53Y'all are lucky
04:54Give me the fuck out of here
04:55Oh, Canada
04:57Seen it already, then they had hers
04:59Hey, Queens
05:01Hey
05:02Is it getting hot in here?
05:04Or is it just the topics?
05:06Oh
05:08Oh
05:10Oh my god Tracy is everything she looks like a Barbie out in the fucking box. I'm obsessed
05:18I'm obsessed
05:19Everyone's got their go-to karaoke track and my personal favorites were written in this very workroom all together now
05:30For today's mini challenge you'll be performing some of the most legendary box in Canada's drag race herstory karaoke style
05:38Girl CDR has produced some amazing good verses and mama we've also produced some verses
05:50So, warm up those vocal chords
05:55You'll have ten minutes to get into karaoke quick drag and i'll meet you at the mic
06:08Go, go, go, go, go
06:10Go, go, go, go I didn't even know where to start
06:12I'm the Queen of quick drag
06:13Every drag look I do is a quick drag vibe
06:16DRIGAR KESTRAS, COMING!
06:18Yes!
06:19Yay!
06:21Honestly, I think I'm tone deaf, to be honest.
06:23I am tone deaf.
06:25Let's put some blush everywhere.
06:28No, literally just blush.
06:33Hey, party people!
06:37Welcome to Drag-E-O-K-E!
06:39Yay!
06:41I'm sorry, Canada. I'm just gonna say that right now.
06:43I'm sorry.
06:44First person up is Tulsa.
06:46Yay!
06:47Ooh, I'm ready.
06:48Hi!
06:49Hi!
06:50Yeah, I'm so excited. Are you guys excited?
06:51Yay!
06:52I'll go off by Terra Nova. Y'all ain't ready.
06:56Oh!
06:57Super Nova!
06:58Bet your game's already over.
07:00From the town, they call the city.
07:02Terra's here to save.
07:03Oh, she's gonna be winning.
07:04Gorgeous hair, teeny waist.
07:06Serving you out of space.
07:08Hit the beat, strike the pose.
07:10Show the cat what it knows.
07:12Feel the skin and the flesh.
07:14Bet you know that I'm the best.
07:16Smash the speed.
07:17Salute by Jared.
07:18I must admit, I'm out of breath, literally.
07:20Yay!
07:21That's Tulsa.
07:22Yay!
07:23Terra Nova's verse, like, I think it's good.
07:25Like, I genuinely love it.
07:27No, I'm actually out of breath. That was crazy.
07:28Gorgeous hair, teeny waist.
07:30Like, well, yes.
07:31Almost late for school, baby.
07:33Get the hell out of here.
07:34All right, next up is...
07:36Sammy Landry!
07:38Oh!
07:39It's Tongue Pop by Kennedy Davenport.
07:42Tongue, tongue.
07:44Tongue pop.
07:45Tongue, tongue pop.
07:47Tongue, tongue pop.
07:49Oh, my.
07:50Tongue, tongue.
07:52Tongue pop!
07:53PM said, literally, hit the lights.
07:55I be focused, you know this.
07:57Don't come my way, cause you focus.
07:59Hocus, pocus!
08:00I be ready to ring!
08:01Go, little boy!
08:02Kiss you out of my league!
08:03Don't find me.
08:04Get like me.
08:05Don't hate me.
08:06Congratulate me.
08:07I'm the queen that everybody pays to see.
08:10Woo!
08:11I sing okay.
08:12Do I hit the highest note on the earth?
08:14No.
08:15But I'm a drag queen.
08:17Who cares?
08:18Heartbeat by Luna Dubois.
08:20Give the deep voice. Give the voice.
08:22Baby, can't you tell that I'm in love with you?
08:28The way you look at me.
08:30The way you hold me.
08:32The way you kiss me makes my heart beat.
08:35Let's make it official.
08:37Got those pics uploaded on Insta.
08:39Stop.
08:40Bud launch.
08:41Even on Grindr joke.
08:42We're not open.
08:43Woo!
08:44Do you recognize any of these verses?
08:47No.
08:49Heartbreak by Amy Gonse.
08:52Ooh, I better get this one.
08:54Don't text me anymore.
08:57Soy la rompecorazon.
08:59I don't want you anymore.
09:00Sal de aquí el perderon.
09:02Tu fueste un condom.
09:04One night and adios.
09:05I'm so sorry for your love.
09:07Now, bye.
09:08Close the door.
09:09Don't call me anymore.
09:10Tu la rompa corazón.
09:12La gardete aquí, woman.
09:14Allí?
09:15Sí!
09:16Chis!
09:17Chis!
09:18Chis!
09:19Chis!
09:20Now let's go with Knot by Xana.
09:24This is my dad's favorite song.
09:27N-O-T.
09:29Knot.
09:31We're not friends, you're a niece to an end.
09:33No matter how many ghosts you said.
09:35Caught you trying to steal my man's?
09:37I don't play pretend school, I got friends.
09:39You got major split and fake number one in first place.
09:42I could read photo all over your face, plus out the outer space.
09:45Signed, steal, delivered, end of case.
09:47Yes!
09:48Oh my God.
09:49Oh yeah, I did that one off beat too, just like her!
09:53All of us are like, you know, surprisingly bad at karaoke.
09:56At least drag karaoke.
09:58I don't think we'll be called back ever again.
10:01Girl, that's crazy.
10:02Oh shit.
10:04Sorry.
10:06What a show.
10:08But I don't ever need to hear those verses again.
10:11Girl, same.
10:11That's fine.
10:12The winner of today's mini challenge is...
10:16Dulce!
10:17Oh yeah!
10:18That's the first thing that held down.
10:22You've won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Shoe Freaks.
10:26Yeah!
10:27I'm not poor anymore.
10:29Come on.
10:31Queens, you've shown me you can hit the right note, but can you talk the talk?
10:35Oh.
10:35For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be the hostesses with the mostesses on our brand new
10:42drag talk show, The Shade.
10:45Okay, all right, okay.
10:47You'll be serving co-anchor realness while bringing the gossip, drama, and tea to daytime TV.
10:55Yeah!
10:56All right.
10:57But first things first, divide yourselves up into three groups of three.
11:02Go!
11:04I'm down.
11:05I'm down with that.
11:06I'm down with this.
11:07I just turn around and look over and I see Velma and P.M. and I'm like, gold.
11:13Oh, we have to split up.
11:15We gotta split.
11:16Oh, no.
11:16Um, well, yes.
11:18We got this.
11:19We got this.
11:20Each group will tackle their own block of the show, starting with the realness, breaking
11:25down the biggest topics in drag today.
11:28Think tipping and tucking and everything in between.
11:33Tea time, spilling on the shadiest celebrity headlines of the week.
11:37And finally, Couchside Kiki, an exclusive three-on-one interview with an extra special guest.
11:44Dance music diva, Kaisa.
11:48Oh!
11:50Oh, my.
11:51Okay, yeah.
11:52Very good.
11:52Yes.
11:53It's Miss Kaisa.
11:56Oh, that is gaggy.
11:58I'll let you fight over who gets what segment.
12:01Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen spill.
12:06Oh!
12:08Oh, that's awesome.
12:09Oh, that's awesome.
12:09Oh, that's awesome.
12:10This challenge is going to be so much fun, yo.
12:17I'm excited.
12:19I am excited for it.
12:20For real, Kaisa, I love her so much.
12:22This is going to be so cool.
12:23It's epic.
12:24Kaisa, I need to interview her today because I'm a dancer, she's a dancer, and I want to
12:30know everything about her.
12:31All right, ladies, it's time to choose our segments.
12:34Does anybody have a preference?
12:37The realness, I think.
12:38Do you guys feel the realness?
12:40I also like the realness.
12:40Yeah, I love the realness.
12:42Well, you guys do give real mess, but I don't know about realness.
12:46And that's why we want to do tea time.
12:48I want to show that I'm a real biatch.
12:51Wait, no.
12:52Not like a real bitch, but like a real bitch.
12:56I think we want to do tea time.
12:58Or the realness.
12:59We're feeling tea time or the realness.
13:01Yeah.
13:01I definitely want tea time.
13:02I think that's the most opportunity to have fun.
13:05I know I'm with some shady bitches up in here, and I think this is going to go really well.
13:08Couch side Kiki.
13:10Oh, that was easy.
13:11That was super easy.
13:13Wait, that was so nice of us.
13:16Who's going to screw this up, and who's going to do well?
13:18I guess we'll find out after the break.
13:20Okay.
13:21I don't know.
13:22That's going to work.
13:23I don't need to help.
13:25Hi, welcome back to The Shade.
13:27I'm Sammy.
13:28I'm PM.
13:29I'm Velma.
13:30And we're here having the couch side Kiki.
13:33We are all so happy to be working together, and it's just ear-to-ear grins, which is exactly
13:39the setup you need for this challenge.
13:42I feel really good.
13:44I mean, obviously, I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group.
13:48I feel like when we kind of...
13:49When did I say that?
13:50When we were standing out there, and me and Maya were separate, none of you were eager
13:53to pull me in or be like, oh, those that come here.
13:56Yeah, but you didn't do that to me either.
13:57When?
13:58When you were with Maya, you weren't like, terrible.
14:00I literally was the one that went into your group.
14:02Girl, like, it's not that serious.
14:05It is not that serious.
14:06I honestly wasn't thinking twice.
14:07I wanted to stay with Velma.
14:08So it's like, either one of you has to come.
14:11No, because she grabbed me first.
14:12But what I do want to do is that little shit like this doesn't fucking matter, because
14:16we need to do well in the challenge.
14:17Well, my feelings do matter.
14:18So if that's how I felt, that's how I'm going to talk.
14:19Oh my God.
14:20Okay.
14:21That part.
14:22But girl, this is definitely not the energy that I want to start with.
14:27Honestly, girl, go fuck yourself.
14:28I'm going to say how I feel, and you're not going to shut me up, because this is not the
14:32energy that you need.
14:33So I'm Tina trying to silent on white voices, girl.
14:36Not today, girl.
14:36Exactly what I was doing.
14:38Yes.
14:38Girl, she's so annoying.
14:41Okay, ladies.
14:42Yes.
14:42We got the winning team, because we're all winners.
14:46We do.
14:46You know what, actually, about that, I think that gives us, like, a little bit more pressure
14:51this week, because this is the thing.
14:52We know the judges like us.
14:53Clocked up.
14:54Hell, yes, there's a lot of pressure being in a group with all winners.
14:56Not only are the other girls looking at us, because they're waiting for us to trip up,
15:00but at the same time, I'm working with people who have already proved themselves in this competition.
15:05So I know that I need to work that much harder.
15:07So how are you guys feeling about the topic that we got?
15:09Is this, was this your number one choice, or?
15:11I'm actually happy with the topic.
15:13I just didn't want the couch side cheeky.
15:15I just think a three-on-one interview is kind of a recipe for disaster.
15:19It's risky.
15:20I don't know how they'll do, but there are all smiles over there, so maybe they'll do well.
15:26But you can never trust the person that smiles too much, you know?
15:28Like, if you're always smiling, like, what are you hiding?
15:31Like, they're over there like, girl, that's why Star went home.
15:35Too damn much.
15:35Does anybody feel like they really would love to moderate?
15:42I would love to moderate.
15:43Okay.
15:43I would really love that.
15:44I really hope that if I do a good job as a moderator, that'll be my ticket to the win.
15:49I think we do have a challenge, because we're four people talking.
15:53Yeah, we have to be smart about it.
15:54We don't want to cut her off, but we want to make sure that at the end of the day, it's us being evaluated and not her, you know?
15:59We're going to have to listen even more, because we can't just have our rehearsed bits.
16:04You cannot zone out.
16:06You can't clock out.
16:07You got to clock in, as Van would say thousands of times.
16:12See, clock it.
16:13Clock it.
16:14Clock it.
16:15Clock it.
16:16Clock it.
16:16Fucking clock it.
16:18I hate it.
16:19I feel like all these topics we could talk about for, like, 10 minutes each.
16:24That would definitely be our challenge.
16:25Yeah.
16:26This is keeping it concise.
16:28And this is daytime, so we have to be inspirational.
16:30My strategy during this challenge is to show a more serious side of myself.
16:36But, you know, I want to talk about, like, my experiences.
16:39So, padding in and out.
16:40For me, personally, I always pat.
16:42I think people should do it first to find out how it feels.
16:45Do you ever pat something out or no?
16:47I started with padding.
16:48And then, you know, because of my body, because I have to use the washroom so much,
16:52I was like, you know what?
16:53Let's try it without padding.
16:55I do have an invisible disability because of my car accident.
16:58And that ranges from any gut issues.
17:01It ranges from scar tissue pain, fatigue, joint pain.
17:06I go to the washroom a lot.
17:08Sometimes after a number, I'm running to a washroom because I don't want to shit on stage.
17:13As I'm like, at first I was like, oh my God, this is a comedy challenge.
17:16I was like, actually, it's not.
17:17No, and the main thing is, like, to be yourself.
17:19Yeah.
17:19I feel like we all talk a lot, but we're also not really loud.
17:23And we don't overpower each other.
17:24I'm not going in there with, like, a character.
17:26I'm not going in there with a crazy voice.
17:28I'm treating it like I'm literally just sitting there talking to my friends and listening.
17:31So how are we, um, feeling about the other two groups?
17:37Van and Ebony, they're talkers.
17:39Yeah, they do.
17:39You know, they talk a lot.
17:41Yeah.
17:41You know, I'm just wondering if Van and Ebony can just shut and listen for one second.
17:47As much as I love Ebony and Van Gogh, they don't know how to hold a conversation like a person.
17:51And then Dulce Saltina and Caramilk.
17:55I feel like that's a strong team.
17:57Oh!
17:58But you know what?
17:59We have more confidence.
18:00Yeah.
18:01I feel like the realness is a more subdued group.
18:05I am not sure if they're going to find the fun aspect, but that'll work in my favor, I guess.
18:11Beautiful.
18:15What a fabulous day.
18:17Hey, queens.
18:20Who's ready to hit the airwaves?
18:22Yeah!
18:24Dulce, Saltina, Caramilk, you're up first.
18:26Everybody else, have a seat.
18:28Yay!
18:29We're about to do our live taping of The Shade.
18:32Let's hope this, uh, goes well.
18:35The Shade is obviously a talk show,
18:38but listening is just as important as the talking.
18:43What daytime show are they on, girl?
18:45One's going to a wedding, one's going figure skating,
18:48the other one's going to a rave.
18:49It's something else, girl.
18:50We're going live in five, four, three...
18:55Hello, and welcome to The Shade,
18:59the talk show that keeps you on your heels.
19:01My name is Dulce, and with me today, I have Saltina and Caramilk.
19:05In our first segment of the day, it's time for the realness,
19:10where we will be discussing some hot topics
19:12and dishing our opinions.
19:14First up, padding.
19:16In or out, ladies?
19:17I feel like right now,
19:18there's a major discourse around padding.
19:21I feel like it's really up to the girl.
19:22It's really up to you and your drag.
19:24For me, I started with padding.
19:26I started with it, and I loved it.
19:28But you know how much I go to the washroom?
19:29Well, yes.
19:31I decided to try it without, and I love it.
19:35I recall this one time I did a show,
19:37and it wasn't until it was, like, halfway through
19:39that I realized that, like, I had forgotten my pads at home.
19:42After that, I was just in the mirror crying.
19:44But I had to, like, quit the show halfway
19:45because I think I relied on the pads so much
19:48to, like, make me feel comfortable.
19:50And I love the way my body looks when it's padded.
19:53The energy on this segment is so low.
19:56Girls, pick it up.
19:59Club culture.
20:00So when I say that, ladies, like, what comes to your mind?
20:03For me, it's one word.
20:04It's accessibility.
20:06Yeah.
20:06As a broke-body baddie myself,
20:08I want to see more people like me there.
20:10I want to see people who never thought
20:11that they could be there go and have a good time.
20:14It's definitely more about, like, acceptance.
20:16Yeah.
20:17I find that sometimes, like, when I go out of drag
20:19to the same club that I was performing at,
20:21like, literally last night,
20:23it's, like, it's harder for me to get a drink.
20:25Girl, this is boring.
20:27If this was a talk show,
20:29I'd be changing the channel by now.
20:31Even more sober spaces.
20:32There's a lot of sober queens.
20:34It's hard when all your friends are drunk
20:35or drinking is encouraged
20:36or it's like, I'm not drinking tonight.
20:38No, do a tequila shot.
20:39We shouldn't be encouraging that.
20:41And as a sober girl myself,
20:43I can say I can still party.
20:45Thank you very much.
20:46100%.
20:46I can still party.
20:47Oh, I know.
20:49Speaking about partying,
20:51there's nothing we love to do more than party
20:52with our drag families.
20:54Do you guys have a drag family?
20:56I feel like I started drag
20:57and I had a drag mother right away
20:59and she has been incredible, so supportive.
21:00But I've learned that it's not just, like,
21:02having a drag mother, drag daughter.
21:04It's about the connections you make along the way.
21:06Drag family's important.
21:09It's really important.
21:10Girl, curl milk is giving an empty plate.
21:13Please, sir, can I have some more?
21:15Unfortunately, that is time for us.
21:18I wanted to thank you guys so much for joining us.
21:20We'll be right back after these short messages.
21:24I'm with my Tea Time girls,
21:30Van, Ebony, and Maya Fox.
21:33We're going in to film our segment,
21:35and, girl, I am feeling shady.
21:36We're going live in five, four, three...
21:41Have you got your cups ready?
21:43Whether you like it iced, hot, or full of shade,
21:46grab your girls, because it's...
21:48Tea time!
21:52My name is Van Gough,
21:53and I am here with Ebony LaBelle and Maya Fox
21:56to dish and spill on the hottest celebrity tea.
22:00Maya, what are you up brewing over there?
22:01Well, listen, the first story of the day
22:04involves a scandal
22:05with the current reigning queen of Canada's drag race.
22:08Gag it, gag it.
22:09That's right.
22:10The Virgo queen, she's not even a Virgo.
22:12What?
22:12She's a Scorpio.
22:13A Scorpio?
22:14Listen, Ebony, you're a Virgo, right?
22:16What do you think about that?
22:17Listen, us Virgos, we are funny.
22:18Yes.
22:19We are organized,
22:21and we got rocking bodies.
22:23And let me tell you,
22:23when I was watching Virgo on season five...
22:25Did she not know that?
22:26Okay?
22:27Ooh, ooh.
22:28Clock it.
22:28Now, listen, Ebony,
22:30what are you seeping on over there?
22:31It is pretty bitter.
22:33I'm gonna be real.
22:33I won last week.
22:35Oh, we heard.
22:35And I got real close and personal with the beaver.
22:39She was cute,
22:40but she was a little suspicious.
22:43Oh, how so?
22:44Girl, she not even gold.
22:46Girl.
22:47Oh, my...
22:47Gag it, gag it.
22:48Now, Miss Maya.
22:49Yes.
22:49You won a few weeks ago.
22:50I did.
22:51And you held the beaver.
22:52Well, listen,
22:53when I picked Miss Beaver up,
22:54she was a little lighter than I expected.
22:56But I just thought Miss Thing was on Ozempic, okay?
22:59She might have been.
23:00She might have been.
23:01Now, listen,
23:01I have some breaking news as well.
23:03Y'all know Jimbo, right?
23:04Of course.
23:05Miss Thing is opening up her own drag school.
23:08Okay.
23:09Wait, that's the thing.
23:09She's offering classes.
23:11She's got teachers.
23:12I actually got an email.
23:14She was offering me a full ride scholarship.
23:17Yes, she knew the drag was good
23:18or that the drag needed help.
23:20I don't know.
23:20Anyways.
23:21Let me tell you about the most popular course
23:23that she's offering.
23:24It's how to lose twice
23:25and win on the third try.
23:27So, you know our queen mother?
23:29Of course.
23:30Host of Canada's Drag Race.
23:32Now, tell me why she was caught at DragCon
23:35with no wig.
23:37I don't know, though.
23:38I'm kind of here for it.
23:39It's giving very Joey J tees.
23:41Yes.
23:41That is true.
23:42But listen,
23:43if I were to be caught at a gig
23:44or in public with no wig,
23:46it would be pretty scurry up in there.
23:48It would be.
23:48But, you know,
23:49Miss Thing is a trendsetter.
23:50If Miss Brooklyn is wearing no wig,
23:52maybe ladies,
23:54we should try no wig.
23:55Oh.
23:56Should we give it a...
23:57Uh-oh.
23:57No.
23:58No, no, no.
23:59We'll give it to Brooklyn.
24:00She got the bone structure for it.
24:02Van Gogh, Ebony, and Maya
24:03are doing really well.
24:05They picked up the energy.
24:07Sorry.
24:09Oh, I picked up my energy there.
24:11Have you got your fill?
24:12Because I'm overflowing.
24:14But don't go anywhere.
24:16The shade will be right back.
24:18Yay!
24:20All right,
24:20we have Sammy, P.M., and Velma.
24:22How you doing?
24:23Great.
24:25Okay, we are back in
24:27five, four, three...
24:30Bonjour, and welcome back.
24:32I'm Sammy,
24:33and I'm joined by...
24:34Hi, I'm P.M.
24:36I am Velma.
24:37And this is Couchside Kiki,
24:40where we get to know
24:41one of your favorite
24:42Canadian celebrities.
24:44Today, we're very excited for this one.
24:47We're joined by
24:48three-time Juno Award-winning artist.
24:51It's Kaisa, everyone.
24:55We're so happy to have you.
24:58You look so good.
24:59Wow.
24:59Take a seat.
25:00Yes, sit down.
25:01So this is the Couchside Kiki, okay?
25:03See, my nickname is Kiki.
25:05No.
25:05Okay.
25:06My mom calls me Kiki.
25:07This is perfect.
25:09We're about to have a good Kiki now.
25:11I'm a dancer,
25:12and I so look up to you
25:14and your movement quality
25:15and just everything you exude.
25:19How long have you been a mover?
25:21Because it seems like forever.
25:23Yeah, since I was a kid.
25:24I started ballet when I was, like, two.
25:25It shows.
25:25But I've always been a bit awkward, actually.
25:27You can sort of see it.
25:28I'm a little, like, nerdy and awkward,
25:30and that's actually because I'm ambidextrous.
25:31Oh, shit.
25:32And I have a dual-dominant brain.
25:34Do you have a favorite performance memory?
25:37One of the coolest memories
25:38was performing at Wembley Stadium.
25:40Oh, my God.
25:41It's the first time I experienced, like,
25:42when they say the crowd high.
25:44There's nothing like that.
25:45I got actually high,
25:47and I got lost.
25:49Like, I was on this thrust stage,
25:50and I went down,
25:51and I was just like...
25:53I'll have what she's having.
25:55I know.
25:55Well, speaking of being lost,
25:57one of my favorite personal songs ever
26:02is Idaway.
26:03This music video,
26:04because it's a one-shot video,
26:06how did you come with that idea?
26:08I was broke.
26:09Broke?
26:10I can't afford an editor.
26:13Kautai Kiki is going good.
26:16They're seeming to connect with Kaiza.
26:18I don't know.
26:19It's better than the realness.
26:20I'm gonna tell you that.
26:21Now, we're about to go into our favorite segment,
26:23all right?
26:24So this is rapid-fire questions, all right?
26:27You just answer with the first thing
26:29that pop-ups in your mouth.
26:30Don't be scared.
26:32It's a good couch here.
26:33Very good couch.
26:33I love this talk show, by the way.
26:36Our ratings are going up the roof right now.
26:38Now, East Coast or West Coast?
26:41And be careful.
26:41I'm from the East Coast.
26:42I'm from the West Coast.
26:43Honestly, I find the East Coast more artistic,
26:46but I like relaxing.
26:47I go to the West Coast to, like, disappear
26:49and kind of get into my soul,
26:51my, like, vanish.
26:53Sweet or salty?
26:54Salty.
26:55Sneakers or stilettos?
26:57Ah!
26:58I know.
26:59I like the sneaker stilettos.
27:02Have you seen those?
27:02Yes, yes, yes, yes.
27:05Ketchup on poutine.
27:06Agree?
27:07Yeah, okay, okay.
27:09I'm good.
27:09Gravy.
27:10Yeah, I'm there with you.
27:11We're trying to be inclusive here,
27:13but I'm with you.
27:14That's all the time we have.
27:16Thank you so much
27:18for taking the time to kiki with us.
27:20Tune in tomorrow
27:21where we will be joined
27:22by Brad Goreski.
27:24Where has he been?
27:26We will find out.
27:28I'm Sammy.
27:29I'm PM.
27:29And I'm Velma.
27:31Thanks for sitting with us
27:32at Couchside Kiki.
27:36Wow.
27:37I'm just really happy
27:38with what we did.
27:40Everything was so fast,
27:41but I have just a good feeling about it.
27:43It's elimination day,
27:47and some of these girls
27:47should be really worried
27:48because they forgot
27:49that a daytime talk show
27:50is still supposed to be entertaining.
27:52It's TV.
27:53We did really fucking good.
27:55None of us fucking stumbled.
27:56I can acknowledge
27:57when I don't do well,
27:58but I can acknowledge
27:59when I do fucking well,
28:00and I did fucking well this week.
28:01I feel like we did do well.
28:03I feel like it really depends
28:04on the taste of the judges
28:05per each segment.
28:06You know what I mean?
28:07She was having fun with us.
28:09I really feel like
28:09she was having fun.
28:10She said it.
28:11That's the thing.
28:12We were having a Kiki.
28:13After seeing all these shady bitches
28:15have fake-ass alliances,
28:17I'm gonna go align myself
28:19with the two realest people
28:20in this room.
28:22I think we need to get real right now
28:23because I haven't felt like
28:28I have anyone
28:29that really has my back,
28:31and I would love to have
28:33a weirdo clown alliance.
28:36Yeah.
28:36Of course.
28:37Let's just do that trio.
28:39Like, the three clowns,
28:40why not?
28:41I feel like these two
28:42are two people
28:43that I can rely on.
28:44And even for the weirdo queens,
28:46we had very daytime looks.
28:48Oh, my God.
28:49Yeah.
28:50Yeah.
28:50It's time to send in the clowns.
28:55I don't know how many
28:56of you guys know this.
28:57I don't think I've shared it
28:57with that many people
28:58unless they knew, like,
28:59my day job about, like,
29:00a year or two ago.
29:02For, like, six years,
29:02I was in the military.
29:03Like, that was, like,
29:05my regular job.
29:06Wow.
29:07And while I did that,
29:08like, I still did drag,
29:10and I would get into drag,
29:11like, on the bases
29:12and, like, go to my show.
29:14That's iconic.
29:15And they knew.
29:16I didn't hide it.
29:17Like, I never changed my voice.
29:18I never changed anything
29:19because, like,
29:20I've always wanted to be
29:21unapologetically myself.
29:22As I was there a longer time
29:24and more years, like,
29:25people would, like,
29:25come out to me and stuff
29:26and say, like,
29:27how cool it was
29:28to see someone so queer
29:29and stuff in the Army.
29:30But they're, like,
29:31just the fact that you can do that
29:32is, like, super cool.
29:33And honestly,
29:34that brought me so much joy.
29:35Dulce, have you ever, like,
29:36used a gun or, like,
29:38shot a gun
29:38or, like, done any of that?
29:39Girl, yes, I used to.
29:41I can, like,
29:42do, like, a machine gun,
29:43a regular gun.
29:44I can, like, take them apart,
29:45put them back together,
29:46blindfolded, honey, like...
29:48What?
29:48Yes, honey.
29:49Yes.
29:50Yes.
29:51Literally, yes.
29:52It's like,
29:53Dulce knows how to assemble
29:54a gun blindfolded.
29:56Van, you in danger, girl.
29:58So, we have a really
30:00exciting runway today,
30:01a perp walk to remember.
30:04Yes.
30:05What do you guys have?
30:07My runway today
30:08is probably the one
30:10that I'm most proud of.
30:12I am going to be talking
30:14about the bathhouse raids
30:16in the 80s.
30:18In Toronto, actually,
30:20there were bathhouses
30:20being raided,
30:21and men,
30:23trans people,
30:24queer people
30:24were dragged out
30:25just in their skimpies,
30:28maybe undressed,
30:29and a lot of them
30:30were arrested
30:31just for being themselves
30:32in a space
30:33that they thought
30:34they could call home.
30:36And so,
30:37I am going to be
30:39one of the people
30:40who got pulled out today.
30:41I love that.
30:42I'm pretty stoked.
30:43Sammy, what are you doing?
30:44I need to know.
30:46I'm going full silly.
30:47My whole thing
30:48is illegal injections.
30:50That's, like,
30:51what I'm arrested for.
30:52I'm going to be botched
30:53on the runway.
30:55As opposed to.
30:56As opposed to.
30:57As opposed to.
31:00What about you, Van?
31:03Mine's really personal.
31:04This last year,
31:05I was diagnosed
31:05as HIV positive.
31:07Aww.
31:07And one of the first things
31:10that happened
31:11was
31:12this person called me
31:14and said, like,
31:14hey, like,
31:16this is someone
31:16to talk to you
31:17about, like,
31:17all the legal issues.
31:18And I was like,
31:19what legal issues?
31:19And she was like,
31:20well, if you don't disclose
31:21your status
31:21when you're asleep
31:22with people,
31:22you can get charged
31:23with aggravated sexual assault.
31:25And I was like,
31:26even if I was undetectable,
31:27and she's like,
31:27yep, it doesn't matter.
31:28You have to always disclose it.
31:30Um,
31:31or you could get arrested.
31:33When I, like,
31:34found out I think
31:35to be positive,
31:35she's like,
31:36I just couldn't believe it.
31:37And I felt guilty,
31:39but also, like, sad.
31:41Like, I felt like
31:42I did something wrong.
31:43Like, why did I feel that way?
31:45Like, why is, like,
31:46my first reaction
31:47that I, like,
31:47should feel bad?
31:48So my look is inspired
31:49by, I guess,
31:51my fears of, like,
31:53having my status
31:55used against me
31:56in a way that is, like,
31:57criminal and, like,
31:58could result in, like,
32:00I don't know,
32:00me going to jail
32:01or, like,
32:01just, like,
32:02being discriminated against.
32:03Like, a lot of this year
32:04has been, like,
32:05not getting upset
32:05with myself
32:06and, like,
32:06I'm not
32:08the problem.
32:12And
32:12it's, like,
32:13hard to unlearn.
32:16We love you so much.
32:19Oh, my God,
32:20I can't wait to see you.
32:20I just, like,
32:21feel
32:22like I don't know
32:23who I am anymore.
32:24Like,
32:25like, I just, like,
32:25don't know.
32:27Yeah,
32:27I don't know.
32:28It's hard to, like,
32:30express.
32:30Yeah.
32:31Yeah.
32:31Coming on here,
32:32I really want to, like,
32:35just show people
32:35a different side of it
32:36and that it's not
32:37everything you see
32:38in movies and TV shows
32:39and you don't get
32:40diagnosed with HIV positive
32:41one day and the next day
32:42you have AIDS
32:43and you're on your deathbed.
32:44There's a lot of stigma
32:46within the community
32:47about it,
32:47which is unfortunate
32:49and it's really sad.
32:50I want to learn more
32:51about what being
32:53HIV positive is
32:53and I want to break
32:54my own stigmas about it.
32:55If I could, like,
32:56sit back at the end
32:57of my life
32:59or my career in drag
33:00and be like,
33:00oh, I made a difference,
33:01that's, like,
33:02the best prize.
33:05How could you ask
33:05for anything better?
33:06Be patient with yourself
33:07and remember that
33:09you don't have to rush
33:11to figure everything out
33:12right now.
33:12totally.
33:13You can take your time.
33:15I'm honestly really proud
33:16of Nan in this moment
33:17for being so vulnerable.
33:18I know that she is
33:19somebody that's kind of guarded.
33:20she has this hard exterior
33:22and I know that
33:23it is a huge step
33:24for her to come out
33:25and share her status
33:26with us.
33:27We love you, girl.
33:28We love you.
33:29I appreciate it.
33:30I love you, bitch.
33:32Love you, too.
33:50Come on, girl.
33:53Put the bass in your walk.
33:55Head to toe.
33:56Let your whole body top.
34:00Unbelievable.
34:02Woo!
34:03Bravo!
34:04Welcome to the main stage
34:06of Canada's drag race.
34:07She's my angel of the airwaves
34:10and Canada's sweetheart.
34:11It's Tracy Melshor.
34:13Hey, hey.
34:14Tracy, you've interviewed
34:15more A-list celebrities
34:16than anybody I can think of.
34:18I know.
34:19More than you can count.
34:21So more than seven?
34:22Precisely.
34:23And he's my favorite gossip girl.
34:26It's style superstar
34:27Carson Kressley.
34:29XOXO, Brooklyn.
34:30And she always hits
34:33the right note.
34:34It's chart-topper Kiza.
34:36How did our talk show host
34:37make you feel?
34:38Oh, they made me
34:39want to hide away.
34:41Ooh.
34:41Uh.
34:43This week,
34:44we challenged our queens
34:45to dish on daytime TV.
34:47Racers, start your engines.
34:49And may the best drag queen
34:51win.
34:55Category is
34:57A Perp Walk to Remember.
35:00First up,
35:01Saltina Shaker.
35:02The Iron Maiden
35:03is a medieval torture device.
35:05There are spikes in it
35:06and it slowly closes
35:08and eventually
35:09you get very holy.
35:11As I walk out of it,
35:13I have these beads
35:14dripping,
35:15accentuating the holes
35:17in my body.
35:18Could someone please
35:18get her a Band-Aid?
35:20I am this medieval girl
35:22who stole a piece of bread.
35:24I know I'm guilty,
35:25but bitch, I look good.
35:26But I will need
35:27some rubbing alcohol
35:29for the wounds.
35:30Well, that didn't
35:31middle-age well.
35:33Next, Dulce.
35:36Oh.
35:37Girl, I just went
35:38to the mall.
35:39I'm, like,
35:39taking stuff left and right.
35:41I made sure to wear
35:41my big jacket,
35:43but I didn't take
35:44the ink pad off
35:45before I stole it,
35:46so I kind of exploded.
35:47Money can't buy you class,
35:49but it can buy you ass.
35:52I just stole
35:52a little makeup palette,
35:53a little brush,
35:54because there's no discount
35:56better than a five-figure discount.
36:00Now,
36:01Caramelk.
36:02This is bullshit.
36:03Here I was,
36:03going for a stroll
36:04through the financial district,
36:06took a stop at the bank,
36:07and somehow,
36:08I got this blue dial over me.
36:10How did that happen?
36:11Now, this is a look
36:12you can take to the bank.
36:13In the purse, of course,
36:14I already get my bail money,
36:15so, honey,
36:16I am not worried.
36:17This will put a stain
36:18on our permanent record.
36:20What was she inking?
36:24And now,
36:25Ebony LaBelle.
36:27Serving justice.
36:29I am wearing
36:30a gorgeous bodysuit
36:32with this beautiful
36:33chiffon train.
36:34It is a love letter
36:35to Miss Marsha P. Johnson.
36:37She died at Stonewall.
36:39No one died at Stonewall.
36:40Nobody died?
36:42I'm strutting down that runway,
36:43giving them that classic
36:44Ebony stomp.
36:46But then I'm also ready
36:47to throw the damn brick
36:47at the damn judges, okay?
36:49Because don't mess with me,
36:50because if I'm not in the top,
36:51this brick gonna get you.
36:54Next, Van Goss.
36:56So my look is highlighting
36:57the holes in the justice system
36:58and how people living with HIV
37:01just don't really get
37:02a fair shot of it sometimes.
37:03And I am shedding the chains
37:05and the weight
37:06of these fucked up laws.
37:08Oh, hey, girl,
37:08let's link up.
37:10I feel like I'm showing
37:12the judges not only
37:13a great look,
37:14but also, like,
37:15who I am
37:15in which is scary.
37:18And now,
37:19Maya Fox.
37:20Island gal.
37:22Prince Edward island gal.
37:24She is the village trollop.
37:27But, you know,
37:27in those days,
37:28you didn't have to do too much.
37:29Miss Stangoli just showed
37:30her ankles,
37:31and it was over.
37:32So they're tying her up,
37:33they're throwing her
37:34in the slammer, honey,
37:35because she was trying
37:36to get herself a man.
37:37Girl, this is the stupidest,
37:39prettiest shit
37:40I've ever done in my life.
37:41All right,
37:42it is Man of Green Gables
37:44walking up in here.
37:47Next.
37:48PM.
37:50My runway today
37:51is totally inspired
37:52by the bathhouse raids
37:54in the 80s
37:54in Toronto.
37:56I want to make sure
37:57that I am flexing
37:58my muscles,
37:59sniffing my pits,
38:00being a little bit
38:01masculine
38:02for once
38:03on this runway.
38:04Shantae,
38:05you, they.
38:08This jug
38:09is filled
38:10with dirty socks
38:11and lots of underwear.
38:15And there is fluid
38:16that I am going
38:18to be drinking
38:19whether you like it
38:20or not.
38:20Oh, refreshing
38:21jock water.
38:23Gulp, gulp, bitches.
38:26Now,
38:27Velma Jones.
38:28My story is
38:29that she wanted
38:30to have the control
38:31of all the maple syrup
38:33she jumped
38:34into one
38:34of the bins
38:35filled with maple syrup
38:37to hide.
38:38But it was too late.
38:39But the police
38:40were kind enough
38:41to let her have
38:41paper napkins.
38:43Talk about
38:43a sticky situation.
38:45Oh, my God,
38:46my fur is ruined.
38:48And, like,
38:48I just wanted
38:49to have all
38:50the maple syrup
38:51for myself.
38:54I'm not sure
38:55how I feel
38:55about this.
38:56Look,
38:56I'm waffling.
38:58And finally,
39:00Sammy Landry.
39:02Oh, God.
39:04She knows how
39:04to inject
39:05a little fun
39:05into a lug.
39:07My inspiration
39:08for this runway
39:08is the overfilling
39:10of the gays
39:11in our community.
39:12They have gone
39:13too far.
39:14She found her
39:15injections
39:16on Facebook Marketplace
39:17and got them done
39:18in the Tim Hortons
39:19parking lots.
39:21But you know what?
39:22She's still living.
39:23That's called
39:23ho-talks.
39:24Welcome, Queens.
39:31Based on your
39:32talk show talent
39:33and runway presentations,
39:35the judges have
39:35made some decisions.
39:37When I call your name,
39:38please step forward.
39:40Van Gogh.
39:43Maya Fox.
39:46Velma Jones.
39:51You are safe.
39:51You may leave the stage.
39:56The rest of you
39:57represent the tops
39:58and the bottoms
39:59of the week.
40:00Now it's time
40:01for the judges' critiques.
40:02First up,
40:04Saltina Shaker.
40:05Oh.
40:06As a team,
40:07you were prepared
40:08and you had
40:10done your research,
40:12but it was missing
40:13the dynamic
40:13talk show energy.
40:15When you watch
40:16a talk show,
40:17it's a back and forth,
40:18it's a volley,
40:19and I really felt
40:20like that was missing.
40:22It felt a little bit flat.
40:24And this is
40:24a daytime talk show.
40:25It's supposed to be
40:26lively and engaging.
40:28And it felt more
40:28like monologues
40:30than conversations.
40:31You know,
40:32in a daytime format,
40:33people are sitting
40:33at home during the day
40:34and they kind of
40:34want to be part
40:35of the party.
40:36You kind of wanted
40:36to see, you know,
40:37you gals kiki-ing
40:38about important things
40:40but having a fun time
40:41doing it.
40:42I love your look.
40:43Your body looks amazing.
40:45Fantastic.
40:45And I just,
40:46I gagged when you
40:47came out of that
40:48medieval thing.
40:50I would have loved
40:50some more medieval-ish hair
40:52to go with it,
40:53but I appreciated
40:54the reveal
40:55and I think this is
40:56a really cool take
40:57on a perp walk.
40:59Next up,
41:00Dulce.
41:01Hi.
41:02You were the lead moderator
41:03and that is probably
41:04the toughest job
41:05on a daytime talk show.
41:06And I think you took
41:07that so seriously
41:08that you kind of
41:09got lost in the script.
41:11You were well-researched
41:13and you were ready
41:14to talk about your topics,
41:15but it was almost
41:16like you were too ready.
41:17There was a bit
41:18of a seriousness
41:19all the way through.
41:20It felt like
41:21the TV turned on
41:23and you turned off.
41:24I really loved
41:25a lot of moments
41:26of what you were saying,
41:27but I felt just
41:28your body language
41:29was close to the camera.
41:31You could have
41:31just kind of
41:32opened your body up
41:33so we could see
41:34you a little more.
41:35This is one of my
41:36favorite looks
41:36I've seen you in.
41:38It's young,
41:38it's fresh,
41:39it's funky,
41:40it's a little bit
41:40bangey,
41:41a little bit shoplifting
41:42on Sesame Street,
41:43which I love.
41:45I wish I got
41:46a little bit more
41:46shoplifter from it.
41:47I wish you would have
41:48pulled like 10,000 things
41:50just to really sell
41:51the idea
41:52what story you're telling.
41:54Next up,
41:54Caramel.
41:55Hey.
41:56I get the sense
41:57that you are
41:58a quiet personality
41:59and you're not
42:00the loudest person
42:01in the room,
42:01which is something
42:02I can very much relate to.
42:03I'm the same way.
42:05But challenges like these
42:06are extra hard for us
42:08because we really
42:09have to go outside
42:10of our comfort zone
42:11and we have to go
42:12triple what we think
42:13we should be doing.
42:14It was about
42:15the energy level
42:16and I think that
42:16if you're not
42:17the most extroverted person,
42:19act.
42:20Just fake it
42:21till you make it.
42:22First of all,
42:23I actually think
42:23you have such
42:24a strong presence
42:25and I just felt,
42:26yeah, maybe you were
42:27playing it a little bit safe.
42:28I think this look,
42:30I know this is
42:30a bank robber
42:32gets shot with like,
42:33you know,
42:33the die that identifies
42:35you as the robber.
42:36I wasn't really getting
42:37that from this look.
42:38I think the problem
42:39for me is the color.
42:41I would have loved
42:41if you had done
42:42a really contrasting color
42:43so the blue dye
42:44really popped on it for me.
42:46I think it's
42:47a very cool concept,
42:48I just don't think
42:49it's quite fully realized.
42:51Thank you so much.
42:52Next up, Ebony LaBelle.
42:54You were made for TV.
42:56I just wanted
42:56to watch you forever.
42:58You really brought
42:58the audience in
42:59and you made it fun.
43:01I love the wig,
43:02I love the look,
43:03the beat was beaten.
43:04I was channeling you.
43:05Oh, stop it.
43:06I literally got ready
43:07and I was like,
43:08I look like
43:08Tracy Marshall right now.
43:10Well, I'm flattered.
43:11You're magnetic,
43:12I was drawn in,
43:13I had so much fun,
43:14I really felt like
43:14I was in the room.
43:16When you're comfortable,
43:17the audience is comfortable
43:18and that's gold
43:19for daytime television.
43:20Your look tonight,
43:21you know,
43:22the fact that you're
43:22paying tribute
43:23to Marsha P. Johnson,
43:24her impact
43:25is immeasurable.
43:28It's a little bit
43:28simple for me
43:29and there's a little bit
43:30of a fit issue
43:31with the crotch.
43:33Especially if we're doing
43:34something like a bodysuit,
43:35we have to make sure
43:35it fits perfectly.
43:37Next up,
43:38P.M.
43:39Hi, P.M.
43:40Hi.
43:41I think that's funny
43:42that your name is P.M.,
43:43but you're really,
43:44you're an AM kind of queen
43:46because you belong
43:48on daytime.
43:49I've done so many interviews
43:50and this was one
43:52of my favorites
43:53of, like, my whole career.
43:54You connected
43:55to our special guest,
43:57Kaiza,
43:58dancer to dancer,
43:59and you also showed her
44:00that you were
44:01listening to her.
44:02You showed your personality
44:04without taking over.
44:08Your look tonight,
44:09I am equally delighted
44:10and disgusted.
44:12Yay!
44:13I feel like this is P.M. core.
44:15And you also brought attention
44:16to a really important moment
44:17in our queer history,
44:18just in a slightly
44:19more disgusting way.
44:21A little bit.
44:23Last but certainly not least,
44:24Sammy Landry.
44:27You did such a good job
44:29being the mediator
44:30of the group.
44:31Like, I did feel like
44:32you really anchored
44:33the whole talk show.
44:36When Kaiza spoke about
44:38feeling like she was high
44:39at Wembley Stadium,
44:40you're like,
44:41I'll have what she's having.
44:42You were just really listening
44:43and responding
44:44and having fun.
44:45I really, really enjoyed you
44:46and I did not know
44:47how you were going to do
44:48in this challenge,
44:48so you really surprised
44:49me this week.
44:51This look looks like
44:53somebody put Jimbo
44:54in the microwave.
44:56This is the kind of level
44:57of crazy and manic
44:59and weird
44:59that I want to see from you.
45:01You're like Cindy Lou Who's
45:03slutty cougar stepmom,
45:05Tanya Lou Who.
45:06Tanya.
45:07Tanya.
45:08Her.
45:10Based on the judges' critiques,
45:11we have made some decisions.
45:15Sammy Landry.
45:16In the challenge
45:17and on the runway,
45:19you were the name
45:20on everyone's lips.
45:22Ebony LaBelle.
45:24This week,
45:24you spilled the tea
45:25and we loved every drop.
45:29PM.
45:30You were a daytime delight
45:32and on the runway,
45:34you served the bathhouse
45:35down boots.
45:38Sammy Landry,
45:39congratulations.
45:41You are the winner
45:42of this week's maxi challenge.
45:45You have won $5,000 cash
45:48courtesy of Community One Foundation.
45:52Woo.
45:53Ebony, PM,
45:54great work this week.
45:57Saltina,
45:58Dulce,
45:59Caramelk.
46:00I'm sorry,
46:01but that means
46:01you are the bottom queens
46:03this week.
46:04Sammy,
46:04as this week's winner,
46:05you have earned
46:06the power of the golden beaver,
46:08granting you the ability
46:09to save one of the bottom queens
46:11from lip syncing
46:12for their life.
46:15As you untuck,
46:16the bottom three
46:17may plead their case.
46:18You may leave the stage.
46:20Here.
46:25Pitch up your sheet.
46:26I gotta tidy up.
46:27I gotta make sure
46:27this set's nice and clean.
46:29The girls will be here
46:29any minute.
46:30Hurry up.
46:31It's a little messy,
46:32so we got the Man of Green Gables
46:34doing a little bit
46:35of housekeeping.
46:36Her East Coast
46:37is really coming out here.
46:38Oh, they're back.
46:40Oh, she's cleaning up.
46:41Oh, my God.
46:41We've been cleaning up.
46:42Coming into Untucked,
46:43I feel so great.
46:46I won this week.
46:49Word.
46:50I feel fucking amazing.
46:53I'm aware, baby.
46:56$5,000.
46:57I'm going to go get
46:59some real injections.
47:00Who are the other girls
47:01in the top?
47:03Pia?
47:03Yes.
47:04Ebony.
47:04And Ebony.
47:05Okay.
47:06I have landed
47:07in the fucking top,
47:09and this makes me so excited.
47:12Surprise, bitches.
47:14I'm in the bottom.
47:16Yeah.
47:17They just want me to, like,
47:20I guess, like,
47:21break out in my shell more.
47:22I get it.
47:23It's like drag.
47:23It's better to go big
47:24rather than to go home, so.
47:27This is my first time here,
47:29and it honestly,
47:30it fucking sucks.
47:31I know that I'm retreating
47:34a little bit.
47:34I don't want that
47:35to be the reason
47:36why I go.
47:38I'm not fading
47:39into the background.
47:40I refuse.
47:41I'm realizing
47:42that I'm fucking worth it,
47:44that I'm deserving
47:45of being here,
47:47that I'm here for a reason,
47:48and that I am fucking talented.
47:51Melissa,
47:51what do they say about you?
47:52I just feel fucking,
47:54like, so stupid.
47:56I thought I was
47:56in the fucking top,
47:57so it makes me feel like,
47:59oh, obviously not.
48:00Like, I view my drag differently.
48:03I really thought
48:04I was in the top
48:05and I was gonna win,
48:06and I feel like
48:07the dumbest bitch ever
48:08for, like, thinking that.
48:09I try to listen
48:10and think of, like,
48:11how to do
48:12what they want us to do,
48:14and I do the best,
48:16and it doesn't work.
48:20When has the challenge
48:20ever asked you
48:22to be serious,
48:23dry, and monotone?
48:26Kind of like your vagina.
48:29I have something
48:32I want to ask
48:32from the bottom three.
48:34I want to hear
48:34why you want to stay,
48:36but I think also
48:37I want to hear
48:37if you stay,
48:39what are specific things
48:41that you know
48:42you need to work on
48:43to go better
48:45in this competition?
48:46Spicy.
48:47Girl, who dynamite you,
48:49Brooklyn?
48:49All of a sudden,
48:50you're like,
48:50well, tell me how
48:51you're gonna improve yourself.
48:52Bitch, how are you
48:53gonna improve yourself?
48:54You still shit.
48:54Well, I will go first.
48:57I'm often afraid
48:58to come across
49:00as ironically too confident.
49:02I feel that.
49:03Because at any point
49:04that I am,
49:05someone is gonna tear me down.
49:07Someone's gonna tell me
49:07that I don't deserve
49:08what the fuck I have.
49:10I relate to that.
49:11Yeah.
49:11And this competition
49:12has made me realize
49:13that, you know what,
49:15maybe I do deserve this.
49:16Maybe I do deserve
49:17my TikTok following.
49:18Maybe I do deserve that win.
49:19I've knocked down
49:20all those walls,
49:22the self-doubt,
49:23the overconfidence,
49:24the arrogance,
49:25the fear.
49:26I wanna know
49:27what's next.
49:28I'm saying
49:29no matter what.
49:32I bet you wish
49:33you gave the beaver
49:33to Sammy now.
49:35Let's go.
49:36Baby, put Saltina
49:39in the bottom too.
49:40Make her lip sync.
49:41Let's go.
49:42You wanna get
49:42the top four spot.
49:43You wanna win.
49:44Let's see it.
49:45Girl, fuck friendships.
49:47Coming here,
49:47I wanna show
49:48that I'm more than
49:49just somebody
49:49that control on stage.
49:50I wanna show
49:51more of my personality.
49:52It's insane
49:53the amount of growth
49:54I feel like I've learned
49:55and grown as a person
49:56and I wanna continue that.
49:58I wanna continue
49:58to show it
49:59and to prove it.
50:00Fuck the noise.
50:01I'm just gonna say
50:01what I have to say.
50:03Save me.
50:03Don't save me.
50:04I'll turn it out.
50:05Well, I think
50:06I'm the only one
50:07of these two
50:07that hasn't said
50:08that you should've been
50:08in the bottom
50:09or gone home
50:09so take that
50:10into consideration.
50:11No, you said it.
50:13I'm a fucking
50:14fierce queen.
50:15You are.
50:15At like,
50:16everything I do,
50:17I've gone through
50:18like, so much
50:19fucking shit
50:19and always made it
50:20through the other end.
50:21I will get through
50:22this as well.
50:23I will be here
50:23no matter what
50:24because I'm supposed
50:25to be here.
50:26I deserve to be saved
50:27because I wasn't
50:28the worst this week
50:29and like,
50:30girl,
50:31I'll give you a vape.
50:32I could save Saltina.
50:35She's a great friend
50:36of mine,
50:37but she is a threat.
50:38I could save Caramelk.
50:40She didn't do
50:41that bad
50:42in the challenge,
50:43but she is
50:44a lip sync assassin
50:45looking at Dulce.
50:47She's wearing my earrings.
50:49If she goes home,
50:50she might steal them.
50:51Oh, my God,
50:51that's a lot
50:52to think about.
50:53Oh,
50:53welcome back, Queens.
51:03Sammy Landry,
51:05heavy is the hand
51:06that holds the beaver.
51:08Who do you want
51:08to save
51:08from the chomping block?
51:09The queen
51:11that I choose
51:11to save is
51:12Saltina.
51:18Well, I'll be damned.
51:20I love you.
51:24Saltina Shaker,
51:25you are out
51:25of the woods
51:26this week.
51:28You may join
51:29your sisters
51:29at the back.
51:33I love you.
51:34Love you.
51:36Dulce,
51:37Caramelk,
51:39I'm sorry,
51:39but this means
51:40you are both
51:40up for elimination.
51:42Two queens
51:43stand before us.
51:46Prior to tonight,
51:48you were asked
51:48to prepare
51:49a lip sync performance
51:50of Dancing and Crying
51:52by Kaisa.
51:53This is your last chance
51:55to impress us
51:56and save yourself
51:57from elimination.
52:01The time has come
52:02for you to lip sync
52:04for your life.
52:09good luck
52:13and don't fuck
52:16it.
52:17this is your last chance.
52:18It's my last chance.
52:19I'm sorry,
52:20but this is my last chance.
52:21This is my last chance.
52:22You can never have a thing called magic
52:24Some will say you can never go with a thing called heaven
52:28Baby, where you gonna go you never could imagine
52:32You never could imagine
52:34You're ready for it
52:35Sometimes you just have to go
52:39When the body can't fall
52:43Use yourself, lose control
52:47When you get there you're snowing, you're snow
52:51You can talk with your body
52:54You can dance with your soul
52:56I can feel you crying
52:58That's the start of the show
53:00Let your feelings drop down low
53:01Then go back to the floor
53:03It's time when we prepare
53:05But we're where we're about to go
53:07Tonight, we're getting emotional
53:10And we lose ourselves
53:13So we lose control
53:14When we all get out of our lives
53:17We'll never be the same
53:19While we're losing, we'll be fighting
53:21Cause we're dancing now
53:22We're crying
53:23Woo!
53:24Ha ha ha!
53:25Ha ha ha!
53:26You can free your mind
53:34Tonight, we're dancing now
53:37We're crying
53:38So we say you can never go with a thing called heaven
53:40So we say you can never go with a thing called heaven
53:43So we say you can never go with a thing called heaven
53:47Baby, we ain't gonna go
53:48You never could imagine
53:50You never could imagine
53:52Oh, I fly off the radar
53:55Though I do it
53:57We are the sun and drips
53:59But I'm all and more, let I'm all and more
54:01Let I'm all and let it go
54:02Oh, oh, oh
54:03Like a drum roll
54:04Oh, oh, oh
54:05Come on, baby
54:06Baby
54:07That's what you know
54:10Sometimes you just have to go
54:14When nobody can fall
54:18Lose yourself
54:20Lose control
54:23Guess how your story goes down
54:25Woo!
54:26Hey!
54:27Double whammy!
54:29Yay!
54:30Ha ha!
54:31Hohnoo!
54:32Oh, oh
54:33Ooh!
54:35I do the there
54:38Ooh!
54:39Ooh, ooh!
54:40Hold my
54:41Oh, ooh
54:42I do the light
54:44How we do
54:46In our mind
54:47You can free your mind
54:53See you
54:54where we're dancing
54:55We're dancing
54:56We're crying
55:00You two are phenomenal.
55:09Please, come perform with me sometime.
55:11It would be amazing.
55:13Queens, we have made our decision.
55:20Caramelk, Shantae, you stay.
55:25Thank you so much.
55:28You may join the others.
55:29I love you so much.
55:31I'm so happy to be here with you.
55:35Fuck.
55:39Dulce, a queen by any other name wouldn't be as sweet.
55:44We love you.
55:46I don't think I'll ever be able to express
55:49how much being here means to me.
55:53Thank you for everything.
55:55Now sashay away.
55:56Love you so much.
56:05Well, I knew I should have gone for Drag Race Mexico.
56:08No.
56:09No.
56:15Am I happy with the placement that I got this season?
56:19Well, no.
56:20I wish I could say, well, yes, but it is what it is.
56:24Oh, my God.
56:24I just realized I didn't do the white under my eye.
56:27Girl, that's why they sent me home.
56:28I want people to know that, like, I worked really hard.
56:32If someone, like, that came from, like, where I'm from and I, like, looks what I look like, made it on to here, like, so can you?
56:39This was such a big dream of mine to be here, but it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I wouldn't take it back.
56:45Bye, y'all.
56:47And I'm keeping this.
56:48I don't give a fuck.
56:54Condragulations, queens.
56:56You live to slay another day.
56:58But don't get too comfortable.
57:03Oh, girl.
57:03Next week, two of you will be going home.
57:08Girl, gag it.
57:09Because the slayoffs are back.
57:13Oh, ho, ho, ho.
57:15Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
57:19Dang.
57:19The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
57:22So remember, stay true, North, strong, and...
57:28Beard!
57:30That's right.
57:31Now let the music play!
57:33You wear it well.
57:34Stick, stick, stick, paint it on.
57:37You wear it well.
57:38Use your suits, you.
57:40Ooh, ooh, ooh.
57:42Work it for me, work it for me, me.
57:46You wear it, you wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
57:50Next time on Cannabis Drag Race...
57:53We have the lip-sync battle.
57:55I bought it!
57:56These lips are ready to lip-sync mama.
58:01Shh, Alliance.
58:03Yes.
58:04If it comes down to it, I'll pass one.
58:07Beard!
58:07Beard!
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