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00:00You are ready?
00:04It's been an eternity that I wanted to watch the film that passed this week.
00:07Oh, you are wonderful Simon.
00:10Thank you, Charmaine.
00:12It's rather interesting that no one uses his phone this evening.
00:16Not after the last time.
00:18Otherwise, look at him.
00:20When we think about it, I just asked him to put his phone in a sourdine
00:23if he didn't want to put him in a sourdine.
00:25It's reasonable.
00:27I'm so happy that I'm part of the people who are thanks to your sourdine.
00:32Aunt Fifi?
00:39Oh, I'm really sorry.
00:42I was listening to Harry Styles.
00:45We're going to get out, Tati Fifi.
00:47Can you close the locket behind us, like usual?
00:50Of course.
00:51I'm going to clean the toilet and I'm done.
00:56We need to go.
00:57Otherwise, we're going to ruin the beginning.
01:00Don't worry about it.
01:01I will close the locket, like usual.
01:03Okay.
01:04Thank you, Tati Fifi.
01:05See you soon.
01:06See you soon.
01:07Bye-bye.
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01:53Let's go.
02:23Let's go.
02:53Let's go.
03:23What?
03:23You can play the mouse organ?
03:25I'd pay good money to see that.
03:27Oh, yes.
03:28I'm quite brilliant at it, actually.
03:29Which reminds me of my favourite dad joke.
03:32A mouse goes into a music shop and says,
03:35Do you sell mouse organs?
03:38Do you know it?
03:40And the shopkeeper says,
03:41That's weird.
03:43We had one of you all in here earlier asking exactly the same question.
03:46Oh, says the mouse.
03:48That must have been our moniker.
03:50You do know it.
03:53Right, well, I think I've got just about enough room for a pudding.
03:57Oh, great idea.
03:57Okay, I'll go and get some menus.
04:00So, what are the musical talents have you got hidden up your sleeve there?
04:05Well, well, seeing as it's you, I am a master on the spoons.
04:13Shut it.
04:14Oh, I think I've really hurt myself.
04:22Hi, Glo.
04:24Who on earth left that there?
04:27Well, I'm so sorry.
04:29I didn't know where to put it.
04:31Right, look, I think we'd better get you to A&E.
04:33A&E?
04:34What about Douglas?
04:36Oh, well, we used to have a dog.
04:38We'll look after him.
04:39We know what we're doing.
04:40Are you sure?
04:41There's the least we can do.
04:42Come on, let's get you out of here.
04:44I'm sorry.
04:45Oh!
04:47Oh!
04:48He prefers coconut water to plain.
04:52He's in safe hands with us, Gloria.
04:56Watch that step.
04:57Oh, Glo.
04:58Oh, Anne.
05:00Sit down, sit down, sit down.
05:02Oh!
05:04Hello?
05:06Hi, Charlie.
05:10No, I'll be right there.
05:12Okay?
05:13Um, there's been an incident at the shop, but I'm going to have to go.
05:18All right.
05:19Well, I'll get Glo to A&E and I'll give you a call, okay?
05:21I'm so sorry, Glo.
05:22Don't be daft.
05:23I'll text you if they have to amputate.
05:26Just get me back.
05:27Right.
05:27Why on earth did you offer to look after that stinking dog?
05:33You were the most wonderful mother to Tarquin, darling.
05:35I thought you'd be only too pleased to help.
05:38Our Tarquin was a kennel club registered top pedigree toy poodle.
05:43Also, you leaving that bucket out gives Gloria every reason to sue us, and I don't want to give her one reason.
05:50All right.
05:52When Patrick gets back, we'll take it back to the chateau.
05:56But it is not getting on the furniture.
05:58Who is on the stretcher?
06:07Oh, Jean, c'est terrible.
06:09What on earth has happened?
06:10We got back from the cinema, and the front door of the shop was open.
06:14Fifi was meant to lock up, so...
06:17So we went inside, and Fifi was nowhere to be seen.
06:20The door to the bathroom, it was locked, so Simone kicked it in.
06:25As the door opened, this horrific smell came out, and Aunt Fifi was lying on the floor.
06:31We dragged her out.
06:33And I closed the door immediately and called the police.
06:37Good grief.
06:38The forensic team strongly suspect the smell was a gas caused by bleach being mixed with ammonia.
06:45Mustard gas?
06:47Precisely.
06:48And in an enclosed space?
06:50Deadly.
06:50Oh, she didn't stand a chance.
06:54It looks like a normal bottle of bathroom cleaner was replaced with pure ammonia.
06:59So when the two products mixed together, it created the deadly gas.
07:03So somebody changed the bottle and locked her in?
07:06It would seem so.
07:08We have a Mildo on our hunts.
07:10We have a Mildo on our hunts.
07:10We have a Mildo on our hunts.
07:13We have a Mildo on our hunts.
07:14Thank you so much.
07:17We're on our hunts.
07:18We have a Mildo.
07:20Could we buy another Mildo on our hunts?
07:23We have a Mildo on our hunts.
07:24We have a Mildo on our hunts.
07:25You do know it's Thursday?
07:26I am very well aware of that.
07:31And you do know what Thursday means.
07:34I do.
07:36But unfortunately, you invited that hairy mutt to come and stay with us.
07:41I'm going to have to burn these 800-thread Egyptian cotton sheets.
07:45I wouldn't have had to if you hadn't left the mop and bucket in the middle of the floor.
07:51I am not accustomed to domestic labor, Jeremy. I did my best.
07:54Well, maybe your best wasn't good enough.
07:59Darling.
08:01How dare you.
08:02I'm just stating facts.
08:04Are you, indeed?
08:06Well, one more fact from you, and you will be sleeping in one of the spare rooms tonight.
08:13On a Thursday?
08:14Oh, thank you very much.
08:29Oh, thank you very much.
08:43You are very welcome.
08:44Oh, no.
08:47What's wrong?
08:48Oh, this could be the end of this, this.
08:51What do you mean?
08:52If you choose the wrong sauce for your bacon roll.
08:54Hey, hey, hey.
08:57This is no laughing matter, missy.
09:00I'm going to judge you very harshly if you choose the wrong one.
09:02Are you now?
09:04Oh, okay, okay.
09:05Let's just, let's just rip the plaster off, shall we?
09:07Right, on the count of three, you grab the bottle you want.
09:10Right.
09:10One, two, three.
09:13Yes!
09:14Well, it's red sauce for bacon and brown sauce for sausage.
09:18Ovs.
09:18Ovs?
09:20You are very lovely, Jean White.
09:23You're not so bad yourself, Dominic Hayes.
09:27Who's that?
09:28Oh, don't worry.
09:29I'll get rid of them.
09:35The police only let us back in our flat after midnight.
09:39I can still smell it.
09:41Oh, Charlie, I didn't think.
09:42Simone and I hardly slept a wink.
09:44I'm so sorry.
09:45You could have stayed here.
09:46Do you have any coffee?
09:47Not the English stuff in the jar.
09:50Yeah, I do.
09:57Ah, good morning, Dom.
10:00Oh, hi, Charlie.
10:01I'm just unblocking this sink for Jean.
10:03Yes, I saw Madeleine outside.
10:06You were here early, no?
10:06Yes, well, you know me.
10:09Love an early morning.
10:12I see.
10:15Bet you've not eaten, either, have you?
10:17Go on, help yourself.
10:19Thank you, Jean.
10:22No sauce.
10:28I cannot believe Vivi was such a wonderful woman.
10:32Yeah, she was great.
10:35Was she your mum's sister or your dad's?
10:37Oh, neither.
10:38She used to be my mum's best friend.
10:42Unfortunately, my parents threw me out when I was 17 after I introduced my first girlfriend to them.
10:48I see.
10:49Vivi and her husband, Brian, they took me in for a while and we always kept in touch.
10:54I heard that she was doing a bit of cleaning in her retirement and that's why she works for us.
10:59Worked for us?
11:00Excuse me.
11:03Excuse me.
11:07Oh.
11:11Good morning, Carol.
11:13No, um, Charlie's here.
11:18Yeah.
11:19Okay.
11:19Yeah.
11:20Hang on.
11:20Um, um, Carol needs to talk to you, Charlie.
11:26He needs you to go with him to Fifi's house because it, uh, okay.
11:32Um, Carol, um, we will both be seeing you shortly.
11:39Okay, bye.
11:42Thank you, Gina.
11:44Right, um, are you all finished here now?
11:47Yes, yeah, no, that's all clear now.
11:49I'd better get back to work.
11:50Yes.
11:50I don't need that, don't need that.
11:53Yep.
11:54See you later.
11:55Um, yep, um, well, thank you.
11:57Thank you very much, Dom.
11:58Bye.
11:59Bye.
11:59Bye.
12:06Swagged be had, my niece!
12:13Oh.
12:17Douglas?
12:25Douglas!
12:31Douglas!
12:38No!
12:39How did I forget to shout that?
12:47Douglas!
12:57Bonjour.
12:58Je peux vous aider?
12:59Bonjour, nous sommes ici en ce qui concerne votre voisine, Fifi Page.
13:03Fifi?
13:04Oui, bien sûr, elle va bien.
13:05Oh, excusez-moi, permettez-moi de me présenter, je m'appelle Pierre.
13:09Bonjour, je suis l'inspecteur Caron.
13:11Voici ma collègue, Jean White.
13:12Bonjour.
13:13Bonjour.
13:15Quelque chose lui est arrivé?
13:16Euh, vous avez besoin d'entrer, j'ai un double.
13:19Cela nous faciliterait bien les choses, merci.
13:21Oui, je reviens.
13:26Oh, Judith!
13:28Judith!
13:29Wake up!
13:31What on earth are you doing?
13:34The dogs escaped!
13:35What?
13:36They must have made a break for it in the middle of the night!
13:38He's not in prison, Jeremy.
13:44It's Gloria.
13:45What shall I do?
13:46Uh, don't say a word.
13:48Tell her I've taken him for a walk.
13:50Hello, Gloria.
13:52Hiya.
13:53Ooh, I like your blouse.
13:55It's PJ's, actually, but thank you.
13:57Oh, are you all having a lying?
13:59Sorry?
14:00I bet Douglas doesn't love that.
14:03How are you, Gloria?
14:04Oh, it's just the sprain.
14:06I've got to keep off it for 24 hours.
14:07How's my baby?
14:09Has he been a good boy?
14:10Can you bring him to the phone?
14:14Uh, Jeremy has just taken him for a lovely early morning walk in the fields behind the setteau.
14:21Oh, thank you so much.
14:22Sorry, Gloria, I've got another call coming in.
14:24Speak later.
14:26Come on.
14:30I don't understand.
14:32You're such a lovely lady.
14:33How long have you been neighbours?
14:35I was renting the house next door from her for, uh, six years.
14:39She used to feed my cat when I was at work.
14:42I teach history at the local lycée.
14:44And she cleans for me every week.
14:47She was obsessed with cleaning when I lived with her, too.
14:51I am her niece, Charlie.
14:53I'm so sorry for your loss.
14:57I'll take a look around.
15:00Did, uh, Fifi have any family?
15:02Uh, her husband, Brian, died ten years ago.
15:06She had a half-sister, Ines, who she doesn't speak to.
15:08Why?
15:09It was her sister's husband, Alan, who set the rots between them.
15:12And I totally understand why Alan could, um...
15:15How you say, Jean?
15:16Um, start a fight in an empty room?
15:20Uh, I used to deal with him now and then,
15:23because him and Brian had a small auction house in Biarritz.
15:26But me and Alan, we never saw eye to eye, so...
15:30So what happened between them?
15:32One night, Brian insisted that Alan try to steal something from them
15:35in their own house when they came here for dinner.
15:38What did they try to steal?
15:40Oh, I have no idea.
15:42It was like a bomb going off in the family.
15:45Alan denied it and that was that.
15:48The auction house closed down and they never spoke to each other again.
15:52Brian has long gone.
15:53And Fifi has lived here all alone ever since.
15:56Do you know where the sister and her husband live?
15:59I do, if they are still in the same place.
16:01Can you write it down for me?
16:06Of course, not a problem.
16:14Do you know of anyone who would want to kill Fifi?
16:21No, she was so loved.
16:25Everybody adored her.
16:27And she didn't have much, just these little old houses,
16:31her state pension and her cleaning money.
16:33And I don't believe our little old houses are worth killing for.
16:37Oh, I didn't mean to cause offence.
16:39I mean, they are very sweet houses.
16:42Because maybe it's what's in the house that's worth killing for.
16:47Charlie, come and have a look at this.
16:51What do you think that is?
16:56Oh, my God.
16:58I don't believe it.
17:00What is it?
17:01I think it's a bowl from the Changlong dynasty in 1745.
17:06What does that mean?
17:08Approximately 50,000 euros.
17:10What?
17:10And I'm starting to think that Louise Moyang
17:12that's propped up in the hall is real, too.
17:15What else is in this little old house?
17:17Wow.
17:18To be honest, I didn't visit her here much since I was a teenager,
17:21as I always saw her in the shop, but still.
17:23And there is only one living relative?
17:26Yes.
17:27I think we need to ask Fifi's sister Inez and her husband Alan a few questions.
17:31Richard, you and I will pay them a visit.
17:34Jean, I think you and Charlie should stay here and see what else you can find.
17:36Oh, yeah, no problem.
17:37We might need to ask you some further questions, but for now, thank you for your help.
17:43My pleasure.
17:44Can I make you a drink?
17:46Oh, yes, please.
17:47That'd be lovely.
17:49Yes, the geometric process of energy exchange that would form what we see and feel as the passing of time.
17:56Sorry about that.
18:03Just need to make a quick emergency phone call.
18:10I feel dreadful.
18:12Imagine someone losing our Tarquin while they were dog-sitting.
18:15We would have never forgiven them.
18:17Tarquin would never have run away.
18:19What kind of dog runs away from a shatter and a Wedgwood water bowl?
18:24Well, what's that got to do...
18:26Dominic.
18:30Oh, that's great news.
18:33Dominic's found Douglas running in the fields.
18:35I told you, the dog is a moron.
18:37Where are you?
18:39Right, we're on our way.
18:41Come on.
18:42Come on.
18:42Come on.
18:42Come on.
18:43Come on.
18:44Come on.
18:44Come on.
18:44Come on.
18:44Come on.
18:44Come on.
18:44Come on.
18:44Come on.
18:45Come on.
18:46Come on.
18:47Come on.
18:48Come on.
18:49There is never an easy way to break bad news, but I'm afraid I have to tell you that
19:00your sister, Madame Fifi Page, was found dead last night.
19:06How did she die?
19:08We suspect she was murdered.
19:11Oh, my goodness.
19:13Must be a great shock.
19:14Even though she was my half-sister, she has been dead to me for years.
19:19We have heard that you don't speak.
19:22We were told it was because you were accused of stealing from her house.
19:27Oh, I suppose that was from her pretend niece, Charlie.
19:32To be expected, I suppose we never got on.
19:36Well, it was never us that was doing the stealing.
19:39Pardon?
19:40Our license was threatened to be revoked from the auction house because too many items over
19:47the years had accidentally been misplaced.
19:50You suspected Monsieur Pidge was stealing items.
19:54Well, very slowly, maybe one or two a year.
19:58Brian blames the security I hired, but I knew they all were as honest as the day is long.
20:08People started losing face in us.
20:10And it wasn't just the two things.
20:12Really expensive items disappeared.
20:15I did start to suspect Brian, but he covered his tracks so well.
20:20So, when we were at his house for dinner one night, I took an opportunity to explore.
20:27After a search, I found two of the missing items and I confronted him.
20:34He became enraged.
20:36He said if Alain said anything, he would bring all four of us down with him.
20:40We left and never spoke to him again.
20:42I can clear my name at last.
20:51Where were you last night at 5 p.m.?
20:54We were both here, at home.
20:59And you only have each other as an alibi.
21:05We will be in touch.
21:12Is that a Grand Teddy Tea Room painting?
21:19Edouard Vuillard, what?
21:21I thought the third one was lost forever.
21:24Well, see.
21:25So, where was that hidden?
21:26Behind the wardrobe and the spell room.
21:28How much is this worth?
21:29Oh, um, ballpark between 200,000, 300,000 euro.
21:35Oh, dear.
21:37But you two really know your stuff.
21:38It's very impressive.
21:39Did you study antiques?
21:40My PhD is in French warfare, so if you ever need an expert on that, give me a call.
21:45Oh, thank you.
21:46I will.
21:47So, what's the tally now, Charlie?
21:50Uh, with the paintings, the console table, the Axe Minster Rocks, circa 1760, which was rolled up under the bed in the spare room.
21:58And don't forget the Louise Moyen.
22:00Um, almost two million euros.
22:04Wow.
22:05I honestly can't believe it.
22:07I had no idea.
22:09Where did it all come from?
22:10Hello?
22:17Yes, I'm good, Charlie Brodeur.
22:22Uh, yes, I understand.
22:25I would wait for your call.
22:28Uh, thank you.
22:31Charlie, are you okay?
22:33Uh, um, that was Fifi's solicitor.
22:38Go on.
22:40She has left everything to me.
22:43Ines has been written out of the will.
22:45Oh.
22:46But, we need something stronger than this.
22:49Come next door.
22:50Okay.
22:50I, I need to tell Simone.
22:52Yeah.
22:53Okay.
22:53Oh, I didn't know how much I needed that.
23:08Oh, my pleasure.
23:09Oh, please.
23:10Hello, Carol.
23:15Yeah.
23:15Okay, I've just got to take this.
23:16Yes, yes, yes, of course.
23:20Okay.
23:21I had no idea how much I meant to her.
23:23Sometimes I think it's the quality of the quantity of time we spend with someone that makes the greatest impact.
23:29Mm.
23:30She once netted me a complete nativity set for Christmas.
23:33Really?
23:34Mary Joseph the lot.
23:37The kings were a little unusual.
23:39But she did an amazing job with the sheep.
23:43She was quite the character.
23:45She never got over losing Brian.
23:47They were real soulmates.
23:51So in love.
23:56Oh.
23:57Fantastic place you've got here, Pierre.
24:00I bet those glass bottles are not from Ikea.
24:04No.
24:05My grandmother, she used to make the most amazing, um, how you say, pickles.
24:10I never had the heart to throw them away.
24:13That was Caron.
24:15Inez says something about Brian.
24:17Can we just nip next door?
24:19Yes.
24:19Sorry.
24:20Sorry.
24:24Oh.
24:29Oh.
24:31Oh.
24:31Oh.
24:44Oh.
24:44Oh.
24:50Time for you to come home, baby.
24:54Oh.
25:02Douglas!
25:05Douglas!
25:06Douglas, where are you, you fool?
25:08Oh, Miss Gloria.
25:13She said she's ready to have Douglas home.
25:15Tell her we are having the time of our lives,
25:17and we would like to keep him a while longer.
25:20Oh!
25:22Darling!
25:42I suppose it's a consolation that Fifi never got to know that Brian was a thief.
25:53She didn't have a clue about antiques.
25:56All this stuff will have to be returned to its rightful owners, of course.
26:00Of course.
26:01I don't want to inherit stolen goods.
26:03It's bad karma.
26:05Right, I'm going to have one last sweep around, and then we'll call it a day.
26:08Okay.
26:08Simone should have been here by now.
26:10We will give you a lift home.
26:10Oh.
26:12Ah, ma chérie.
26:13Ma, I'll put the kettle on.
26:28Sorry!
26:37What the hell?
26:38Alan?
26:46Can't he just live in the wild?
26:47It's a dog, darling.
26:48There are dogs that live in the wild.
26:50Not glorious, dog.
26:51It drinks bloody coconut water.
26:54Look.
26:56Over there.
26:58Douglas.
27:00Don't move, Douglas.
27:00No.
27:01Stay.
27:01Good boy.
27:02Stay.
27:02Stay.
27:03Stay.
27:03Stay.
27:03Oh, we're so relieved to see you, boy.
27:08Look at him.
27:09Not the tiniest bit of remorse at what he's put us through.
27:11Come along, Douglas.
27:12Come on, Douglas.
27:13Time to go home.
27:13There we go.
27:14No, you've been all morning.
27:16Come along.
27:17Ah, never mind.
27:18So you found out about the will, and you attacked Charlie.
27:29She's my dear friend, my business partner, and she certainly does not deserve that.
27:35But, Fifi left me no choice, did she?
27:40When we heard about Inez being written out of Fifi's will and everything being left to your friend, I just saw red.
27:49They did this to you.
27:50You.
27:51You.
27:51Go.
27:52It was the last straw.
27:55I knew she would be at Fifi's house looking at her winning, so I thought I would pay her a visit.
28:01It was nothing personal to your friend.
28:06She just doesn't deserve it.
28:08She's not even blood.
28:11Well, your methods of attack have certainly changed in 24 hours, I will give you that.
28:16I did not kill Fifi.
28:18So you did not replace her detergent with pure ammonia?
28:21I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
28:24I think you and your wife went to the shop yesterday, swapped her cleaning bottles,
28:28locked her in the bathroom, and left her to die from the gas.
28:31I did not even know how she died, and...
28:35And me and my wife were somewhere else at that time.
28:40Ah, yes.
28:41At home, with no one to confirm this.
28:45We can, actually.
28:48Go on.
28:50We were at the Bureau de Poste.
28:53Doing what?
28:56Cashing a check.
28:58What check?
29:01Brian's employee pension check.
29:04You were cashing a dead man's pension check.
29:09So you never told them that he died?
29:11For ten years.
29:14Mourn't you, that is low.
29:16How did Fifi not know?
29:18It was a company pension me and Brian took out.
29:23Fifi didn't have to know.
29:25It wasn't yours.
29:26He left us in poverty.
29:29What were we supposed to do?
29:30We were there at 5pm, like we are every Wednesday.
29:37You can check with the Bureau de Poste.
29:39Will I be able to claim back my half-missing stock?
29:48Sorry.
29:49Our joint company paid for the stock.
29:54Half of what it is worth is mine.
29:57The stolen goods will be returned and the insurance companies will be informed.
30:02I also have to remind you that pension theft is fraud.
30:05It carries a hefty fine and sometimes a custodial sentence.
30:11Not to mention the assault on an innocent woman.
30:14All for the court to decide.
30:16Well, if Alan's alibi checks out, then we're right back at the beginning as to who killed Feetie.
30:25If it seems so.
30:30I just got your message.
30:31Are you okay?
30:32Er...
30:32Dominique?
30:33Shh.
30:34Yeah.
30:35Yeah, I'm fine.
30:36I didn't even know what was going on.
30:38I mean, poor old Charlie, though.
30:39Are you sure?
30:40Yeah.
30:41Yeah, you can, um, let go of my hands now.
30:45Oh, sorry, sorry.
30:47Um, do you mind giving me a lift back to Feetie's?
30:49I really want to finish that inventory for Charlie.
30:52Yeah, yeah.
30:52Yeah.
30:53Not letting you out my side, though, yeah?
31:01I've said it many times over the years, Mrs. Lloyd-James.
31:04You make quite the team.
31:06I want a hot shower and I need to call my hairdresser.
31:12I think you look rather windswept and interesting.
31:15Jeremy.
31:15Jeremy, get me home.
31:20Yes, of course, darling.
31:21Oh, Charlie, I'm so glad you're okay.
31:38Is Simone with you?
31:40Good.
31:42I'm here now.
31:44No, it's okay.
31:45Dom's with me.
31:47Yeah.
31:48Okay.
31:50Yep.
31:51Yep.
31:51I'll see you later.
31:53Okay, bye.
31:55Blimey.
31:56So, Charlie's a very rich woman now, then.
31:58Oh, she's not, actually.
32:00She's got to give it all back.
32:01And what I wouldn't have done to give my hand to...
32:03Oh, no.
32:05He's escaped again.
32:07Look.
32:07No good trying to get away, mate.
32:31You've been caught a red pawed.
32:34So do you.
32:36Douglas?
32:38Douglas, I think you've found yourself a truffle.
32:44Oh, I bet those, er...
32:48Those glass bottles are not from Ikea.
32:51Oh, my goodness.
32:53I knew they weren't pickle jars.
32:56Right.
32:57Right, come on.
32:58Let's get you on.
32:58Come on.
32:59Yeah.
33:00You gonna be okay?
33:01Yeah, fine.
33:01I'll see you later.
33:03Er, the thing is, Jean...
33:05What?
33:06Well, I don't want to leave you, after what happened earlier.
33:09I was really scared.
33:11What are you on about?
33:12I'll be fine.
33:17No, no, when you put it like that.
33:19Look on.
33:20I'll speak to you if I need anything.
33:31A regular little truffle factory.
33:57Good grief.
33:59Mustard gas.
34:01Oh, hi.
34:16You shouldn't be in here.
34:18I was just looking around Fifi's, and...
34:22This is not Fifi's shed, is it?
34:24It's yours, in your shared garden.
34:27Exactly.
34:28And, um, you've been preserving very expensive truffles in very expensive jars.
34:35Yes.
34:37Well done.
34:38And I'm starting to think I'm not the first person to have worked this out.
34:43I've had my lovely little job for two years now.
34:47Nearly have enough for a deposit from my house.
34:49And Fifi discovered your secret.
34:53Yes.
34:54That meddling old girl worked out what was going on.
34:59She recognized my green jars were for preserving truffles.
35:03What, you actually killed her for it?
35:05Why, she wanted 60%.
35:07These are Perigore black truffles.
35:11They're worth maybe 1,000 euros per kilo.
35:13No.
35:14She said if I didn't agree, she was going to evict me.
35:19I'm sorry, but she had to go.
35:21So you wouldn't have given her a smaller percentage?
35:24What?
35:25Well, the shed is on her land.
35:27We shared the land!
35:27She agreed that I could use her shed.
35:31She said it would be my own private space.
35:33She didn't even come in here.
35:34It was her husband's place.
35:35She agreed.
35:37But, oh, no.
35:38When she realized there was money to be made, she wanted what I had worked.
35:41So hard to build.
35:42Yes.
35:43Well, that was very unfair.
35:44Very unfair.
35:46Exactly.
35:48It really was very unfair.
35:51And do you know what, Jean?
35:52I tried so hard to be kind.
35:55Of course I did.
35:56I even paid her to clean my house.
36:00She never stopped cleaning.
36:02It's hilarious, huh?
36:04The irony, the thing that you love the most ends up being the thing that kills you.
36:08Because, of course, you know, she always used to clean in the same old-fashioned, planet-killing way.
36:15First a ton of bleach, then a lot of detergent.
36:17Oh, it drove me mad.
36:20I'm sure.
36:22So that's where you got the idea of how to kill her?
36:26Every time she left my house, it stank of bleach.
36:31I was going to put some in her coffee, so she choked on it, but it seemed too obvious.
36:37And then it came to me.
36:38I was preparing a new module for my students about the Battle of Ypres in World War I.
36:45Did you know, the Battle of Ypres was the first time the Germans used mustard gas?
36:49Hmm?
36:50A simple mixture of bleach and ammonia.
36:57A little idea started forming.
37:00Then, of course, your shop was the perfect location.
37:02She would be alone in an enclosed space at the same time, every week, cleaning in her same old-fashioned way.
37:11So thank you for that.
37:14By now.
37:16Of course, now that you know that, you will have to die in the same way.
37:20I'm going to play.
37:47Help!
38:06Help!
38:11Help!
38:14Help!
38:16Help!
38:21Help!
38:22Help!
38:23Help!
38:24Help!
38:25Help!
38:26Help!
38:27Help!
38:29Help!
38:30Help!
38:31I'll join you at the hospital.
38:34Sure.
38:35You were very lucky, Jean.
38:44That scarf saved your life.
38:46Pierre has not fared well from this at all.
38:49Yeah, thank God my granny always told me to carry something if it got cold.
38:53And if you hadn't got them out, Don...
38:56Yeah.
38:58Why did you come back?
39:01It was him.
39:02Houdini here.
39:03Escaped again.
39:04Came back to finish sniffing the truffles.
39:06Well, I owe you one too then, Douglas.
39:11I'd better get back.
39:13Have you been checked out by the paramedics?
39:15Yeah, yeah, fine.
39:16Good.
39:17Take your time, but as you know, you will all need to be interviewed and make a statement.
39:22Maybe not you.
39:24Did he just crack a fairly funny joke?
39:30No, I'm not sure.
39:34You can come and go.
40:04I'm shattered.
40:09I'm not surprised.
40:11It has been a bit of a day.
40:12Can you say that again?
40:14Don't.
40:14Yeah.
40:16Imagine getting on with your day, not realising you were sat on millions.
40:21Literally.
40:22You know that battered old chair in the lounge?
40:24That was an actual Louis Marjorie.
40:26An art l'invert worth about 20,000 euros.
40:29Choking.
40:31Thank you for today.
40:33You actually saved me life.
40:36Don't say it like that.
40:38Yeah, but you did.
40:39Yes, and I'm very glad that I did.
40:43But I learnt something very important today about you, Jean White.
40:47What's that, Dominic Hayes?
40:49That I should never, ever, ever listen to a single word you say again.
40:55Where would you have been right now if I hadn't come back?
40:58Have you gone, she says.
41:00I'll be absolutely fine, she says.
41:02Is he telling another dad joke?
41:04Hello, Glo.
41:06Hello, love.
41:06Are you feeling better?
41:07Yeah, I can walk.
41:08Oh, it's a miracle.
41:10Oh, hello, furry fun chaps.
41:14Oh, I have missed you.
41:17Oh, thanks, you two.
41:20Has he been a good boy?
41:21Absolutely no problem at all.
41:23A complete and utter joy.
41:25Eh, it's brilliant you got on so well.
41:28Me dog sister's just moved town, so I'll be calling on you two now if I need him looking after.
41:32Oh, lovely.
41:33Would be our pleasure.
41:37Thanks.
41:38I'll have a white wine.
41:39On the house.
41:39Oh.
41:39I'll have a white wine.
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