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00:00are you familiar with robert house are you asking me to spy on the wealthiest
00:15man in america not spy on him
00:24folks in them outfits don't deserve saving
00:30i only have one help me please
00:46she'll die without it golden rule motherfucker i am nothing like you i'll get you home to your people
00:54the axis of power has shifted in the brotherhood holy how many of those can you make
01:06more than all of human history could ever consume
01:15liaison from the commonwealth
01:16i understand we're discussing a civil war
01:31just so you know i am nice
01:35oh no oh
01:45that is i think you might be a ghoul oh no
02:05that's the sound of the men working on the chain
02:24gang that's the sound of the men working on the same
02:37bobby hey i see your eyes closing over there you know what happens when you fall asleep on the job
02:43nothing good that's for sure
02:44yeah come on gang we're only 12 hours into this ship we got 10 more to go okay
02:53here you know what try without the gloves the meat on your palms i'll give you a better grip
02:59just get in there it's gonna hurt a little bit but
03:03i did it keep it up in your big gross callous hands in no time yes sir
03:13trudy why aren't you making money for me lois called me a mean name
03:22lois is that true she said i look like a ghoul well something about being a ghoul except you're not
03:30i'm a ghoul hurry over there that's a ghoul disgusting yeah this might be a good reminder for
03:39everybody hey hey listen up little break here real quick everybody okay
03:48reminder we're all really really lucky to be here believe me i have seen some out there
03:55but here we got it made we got a roof over our heads a very well defended perimeter what about
04:01water you just drink the soda right yeah you know what the best part about this place is nobody wakes
04:06you up in the morning to do push-ups or makes you carry out a big old bag all the time oh no i'd say
04:12life's pretty good what do we always say most kids are dead by this age okay back to work
04:21that's the sound of the men working on the chain
04:26gang all day long they're saying
04:35gang all day long they're saying
04:50keep up
04:50keep moving
05:14whoa
05:20okay
05:24you lost your legion harry please please
05:35the enemy
05:40so
05:50a way profligate
06:08hi sir how dare you address the great kaiser
06:13kaiser you do you mean caesar i believe kaisers were german and you guys have
06:21more of a roman theme so i i think it's caesar
06:30this is the one you are
06:32sir please um i see that this is a
06:36um work camp and if i may i i'm a very
06:41shh
06:42you're negotiating the rights to your prima noctis
06:47prima noctis
06:53okay first of all
06:55shame on you that is awful and secondly prima noctis isn't even a roman tradition it's from the
07:01middle ages they were just nasty people borrowing a latin phrase and as much as i want to respect your
07:05traditions there is a line to all that which i think we have found
07:10and you should know that i am not even a virgin
07:14and that's not including all of the cousin stuff i did which is at least a page or two on my resume so
07:18looks like we're out of options
07:20you don't mind me saying it seems like you guys might have lost your way out here
07:26i wouldn't expect a profligate like you to understand we're at war
07:31with who the new california republic the khan's the brotherhood but first we must conquer the
07:37unrepentant members of kaisar's legion over there
07:53there's two caesars the great founder of this empire he died
07:58we've been at war ever since over who should be his heir he wrote down the name of his successor
08:03and placed it into his divine pocket but every time we try to retrieve it
08:09false kaiser and his followers they shoot at us
08:15we are the stalemate
08:18i may be able to help you i have experience with family counseling and sometimes conflict resolution
08:26it's easier than you think
08:31jeez
08:39wait excuse me this isn't rome okay this is america
08:44is it yeah it is at least according to all the maps maps drawn by the dead
08:50all that remains of america is the overwhelming evidence of its failure
08:55now if you excuse me we have a war to win
08:59you know speaking of someone who's seen upwards of 15 different movies if you think everyone else is
09:03the bad guy chances are you're the bad guy but good is not a meaningful vector in history
09:11only strength
09:20you know
09:25you
09:25you
09:27you
09:29you
09:31you
09:33you
09:37you
09:39Oh, my God.
10:09Yeah, well, a boat's not a boat.
10:27You know what I mean?
10:31Of course you do.
10:39You take out one plank, it's the same as it ever was.
10:51It's just got a hole in it, that's all.
10:54You take out a lot of planks, and all of a sudden, you've got to ask yourself, what the fuck
11:08am I looking at?
11:10This ain't no boat.
11:12It's just a pile of wood, man.
11:16It's just a fucking pile of wood.
11:19I don't know what I'm telling you all this for.
11:47Well, I know you already know all this.
11:58It's just been a while since I had someone worth talking to.
12:03That's all.
12:07It's just a pĆ”ginÄ.
12:20You okay?
12:46Yeah, I am.
12:50I just, I-I can't seem to get Jamie's teddy into the keepsake box.
12:57For the vault.
12:59I just hate leaving anything behind, you know?
13:03Well, we may not have to, right?
13:20Well, I've got to go to this thing for Charlie.
13:25Okay.
13:26I'm sorry.
13:28I'm sorry.
13:30What do you know about Robert House?
13:44What do you know about Robert House?
13:58All I heard is that he's building some kind of weapons system in Vegas.
14:02Our intel thinks it's connected to what you heard Barb talking about.
14:05You're intel?
14:08It's blueprints and a bunch of phone records.
14:10What else am I supposed to call that?
14:13Intel, I guess.
14:16Well, do you know what your boss wants me to do to him?
14:18I don't know.
14:28Look, I want to help.
14:29I'll do whatever I can.
14:32But there's got to be another way.
14:35Look where we are, Coop.
14:37Half the guys in here have killed people.
14:39Maybe not the right ones.
14:44Robert House is just one person.
14:58My name is Diane Welch, Congresswoman for the District of Glendale.
15:03And if you've never heard of me, it's probably because
15:07I'm the only sitting congressperson in this administration
15:11to have refused corporate funding.
15:14So while I may not be able to afford TV spots and billboards,
15:19I don't think America can afford any more corporate influence in Washington.
15:24Get on with it.
15:30Okay.
15:31Well, today isn't about me.
15:33It's about you and the sacrifices you have made for this great nation.
15:38As a friend to our brothers and sisters in the armed forces,
15:42it is my honor to award...
15:46Let me just find my card here.
15:52Oh, my gosh.
15:55The story of today's first honoree is just...
15:59I'm gonna go hit the head.
16:00Wonderful, if I can find my notes.
16:17You getting any awards tonight?
16:20Uh, no.
16:22No, no, I'm just here for an old friend.
16:25Corporal Charlie Whitenife.
16:27Yeah, yeah, Charlie.
16:33Rumor has it he's a bit of a pinko.
16:36Is that right?
16:40I wouldn't know about that.
16:42And what about you, Mr. Howard?
16:45What about me?
16:46Oh, Cooper Howard?
16:50American veteran?
16:53Star of the Silver Screen?
16:54Pinko?
17:02Don't believe everything you read.
17:03Oh, don't get me wrong.
17:05I sympathize with the pinko point of view.
17:09They have grievances with traditional institutions.
17:13Entirely justified, if you ask me.
17:15I didn't ask you.
17:19It's their solution to the problem.
17:21Oh.
17:22Yeah.
17:26You back a body into a corner, they're liable to try anything.
17:32You back billions of bodies into a corner at the same time.
17:35Disc.
17:41Everyone trying to solve the same problem at the same time, with a multitude of solutions.
17:48Messy, messy.
17:49I take it you're not a vet.
18:00What gave me away?
18:02Because a vet would know better than to talk politics when a man has his dick in his hand.
18:07The codex is clear about chain of command.
18:25The codex is clear about chain of command.
18:28We mustn't squander this opportunity.
18:30I told you, we're out.
18:33I acknowledge the arrival of the Paladin from the Commonwealth complicates the issue.
18:40But...
18:40I'm not interested in fighting a rebellion, Quintus.
18:42But the Brotherhood began as an act of rebellion.
18:46Before the war, an ordinary captain was sent to a research center in California, Roger Maxson.
19:02And when he saw what they were doing there, depraved experiments on human subjects,
19:10Well then, Roger Maxson had to ask himself, who did he serve?
19:16His God?
19:20Or his government?
19:28He chose his God.
19:31He shot the scientists.
19:34He shot the people who tried to stop him.
19:36His government had defied God.
19:40And for that, he defied his government.
19:45But he wasn't punished.
19:47He was saved.
19:50So that he could found our noble order.
19:58If our rebellion is righteous,
20:02the way will be paved for us.
20:04I told you.
20:13I don't go in for the religious stuff.
20:14Give the cold fusion relic to the commonwealth.
20:21My lord.
20:41This Xander guy.
20:42If I could just kill him.
20:53But that's what we do here.
20:56Isn't it?
20:56Behold, the dimness of the sword.
21:08We just lost the alliance.
21:11If we kill Xander, the envoy from the commonwealth, it will be war.
21:16And without the support of the other chapters, it will end with all our heads on spikes.
21:22Yes, my lord.
21:23But if our cause is righteous...
21:25I have no need for the thoughts of a sword.
21:32Leave.
21:40Must I repeat myself?
21:41No, my lord.
22:05There he is.
22:06There he is.
22:10What do you want?
22:15Well, my arrival seems to have put a damper on the conversation.
22:21Your clerics won't even look at me.
22:26You guys have a lot of clerics, you know that?
22:30Yeah, I guess we do.
22:31Yeah, scurrying around everywhere like little cockroaches.
22:34Right?
22:38I mean, we have clerics back at the commonwealth.
22:40They're just not like in charge, you know.
22:42And I know every chapter of the brotherhood is a little different, but this one...
22:47sucks.
22:49No offense.
22:49I shouldn't be talking to you.
22:53Chain of command.
22:55Good man.
22:56See?
22:57That's a soldier for you.
23:05Your older cleric is about to make a mistake.
23:08The brotherhood that you believe in, that I believe in, we are the last bastion of order in this country.
23:14We are a bulwark against chaos.
23:19If you ask me, fomenting a rebellion sounds a lot like chaos.
23:29You know, back east, it's guys like us who call the shots.
23:34The people who put their ass on the line.
23:36That is foundational to the brotherhood ethos.
23:40Your clerics.
23:41What do they do?
23:42Stand around?
23:43Give speeches?
23:45We are the ones who bleed.
23:53What do you want me to do about it?
23:57Just talk to me.
23:59You know, this isn't the first time that the brotherhood has been on the verge of civil war.
24:04But if us soldiers figure something out, it won't be the first time that cooler heads have prevailed.
24:15What do you say?
24:23Yeah, let's talk.
24:26Hot dog.
24:33Hot dog.
24:39Well, Miss Lucy?
24:41How's that golden rule working out for you now?
24:46What the fuck?
25:03It looks like we got ourselves a civil war.
25:14Well, shit.
25:16What you think, dog?
25:17What?
25:32Don't look at me like that.
25:33I don't like her either.
25:35But we gonna need her down the line.
25:40I ain't going up against two legions in one afternoon.
25:42We need some help.
25:44This is about the best place to get it.
25:46Used to be, anyway.
26:04Aside from...
26:06I understand.
26:08Various.
26:10Come on, how good it will be?
26:15Come on.
26:16I don't know.
26:46Howdy, p-p-p-p-partner.
27:02Is that you, Victor?
27:03Victor?
27:04Oh, that sure does sound familiar.
27:08Well, the dagnabbit spent the last ten years thinking I was a soda machine.
27:14What the fuck you doing here?
27:16Well, b-b-b-beats me, partner.
27:18Someone did a number on my numbers.
27:21Memory's all jimble-jambled.
27:24Is that right?
27:26Well, I gotta save a dipshit balty from the Legion.
27:30Came here hoping to get some help from the NCR.
27:32N-N-N-N-NCR?
27:34I ain't seen them.
27:35Who's running these parts these days?
27:37Well, you know how it is round here.
27:39The NCR and the Legion going at each other like cats and dogs.
27:43Though now we got the Legion fighting the Legion like cats and dogs, too.
27:47Is that so?
27:49But you know what they say in Vegas.
27:52Everyone's a winner.
27:54Eventually.
27:55The same goes for losing in my experience.
27:58Except for one man.
28:01A man that built you.
28:04Where's Robert House?
28:10He's gone.
28:11He had all the money in the world.
28:13But all he really wanted was to live forever.
28:17Life just ain't fair, I guess.
28:19Well, typically, I would agree.
28:23But you should know better than anyone that House had a knack for planning ahead.
28:27Oh, he had plans, all right.
28:29But he needed that coal fusion doodad from before the war.
28:34Didn't you have something to do with all that?
28:38Way back when?
28:44Oh, you're leaving already?
28:45See, ain't nobody around to keep poor Victor company these days.
28:49Just them rangers up in the hills.
28:52Rangers in the hills?
28:54Well, you know how it is.
28:56The NCR and the Legion, they can't stop fighting like cats and dogs.
29:02Much obliged, Victor.
29:03Well, I'll be seeing you.
29:05I'm sure you will.
29:15We need a pilot.
29:19And let someone else have all the fun?
29:21Let's go!
29:22Well, I should grab my...
29:23You don't need your armor.
29:24I got a spare you could use.
29:26They give you spares?
29:27Sugar doll, sugar doll, sweet as you can be.
29:39Don't you dare to date nobody else but me.
29:45Ocean assist servos.
29:48Nice.
29:49Yeah, I don't know anything about any of that shit, man.
29:51I just know how to kick ass in it, you know?
29:54All right.
29:54You ever flown one of these?
29:57Oh, no, no.
29:58Here, let me give you control right now.
30:00Hold on.
30:00Just flip this.
30:00No, no, no.
30:01You sure?
30:01Yeah?
30:02No.
30:02Okay.
30:04You've got to try it.
30:07Soon.
30:12Hey, Maximus.
30:13Can we just be hard-dicked for a second?
30:16Well, yeah.
30:20Unless you guy Quintus gives me that relic,
30:22you and me are going to be in the front lines
30:24shooting at each other soon.
30:27And I know you're very good,
30:28but trust me,
30:29you don't want that heat.
30:32And I don't know, I'm just thinking,
30:34if I go home with a relic,
30:36there's no bloodshed, you know?
30:42I'll be honest with you, man.
30:44We are really up against it back home.
30:47Without that relic you found,
30:49we risk losing the Commonwealth.
30:51And if the Commonwealth falls,
30:54civilization won't last much longer.
30:58What do you mean it won't last?
31:00I mean, look at it out here.
31:02It can get worse.
31:04Trust me.
31:05Just think about it, that's all.
31:13I trust your judgment, Maximus.
31:17So should you.
31:25Oh, fuck yeah!
31:29What is it?
31:30Power signatures in a complex nearby.
31:32Looks like unauthorized automated activity.
31:36You're 2,000 miles away from home.
31:38What do you care about
31:38a couple of robots in the desert?
31:40We're the Brotherhood of Steel.
31:42We keep the wasteland safe.
31:44This is what we do.
31:47This is what we get to do.
31:52Oh, here it is!
31:53Hot dog!
31:58Hot dog!
32:01Come on!
32:03Yeah!
32:05Hot dog!
32:18Hot dog!
32:19Hot dog!
32:21Hot dog!
32:22Hot dog!
32:23Oh, I know.
32:36Captain Rodriguez of the New California Republic!
32:42Well, I can see your salutations, haven't you, Chase?
32:45Whoa!
32:46Doctor!
32:53Stop! Don't hurt them!
32:57Why not?
32:58This ghoul and the NCR go way back.
33:07You ready?
33:08You gotta be ready. They're coming any day.
33:11You gotta be ready.
33:13Well, if I may,
33:16the New California Republic may want to drop the word new
33:20because y'all looking dusty as hell.
33:24Where is everybody?
33:26Up here is just us.
33:28We've been cut off from reinforcements for more than a decade.
33:33They're coming.
33:34Guess, uh, time takes a toll on some more than others.
33:42When Shady Sands fell, we had a battalion out east.
33:45We could still get to them.
33:46Shady Sands.
33:48You do know that was over 20 years ago, right?
33:51The Legion has us boxed in.
34:01We've lost touch with our battalion.
34:03Please, help us contact them.
34:05Let our people know we're still out here.
34:07Huh.
34:10So funny.
34:12I'm in a minor predicament.
34:14I came to the NCR looking for help based on the cozy ass assumption
34:18that the good guys would prevail in the great state of Nevada.
34:20We're winning the war.
34:22We are.
34:22Well, if this is winning, I would hate to see what losing looks like.
34:27Please.
34:38This is the stuff we fight for.
34:41Clean water, schools, rights for folks like you.
34:47The story has it.
34:49You used to believe in those things, too.
34:54Please.
34:55Help us.
34:57Before we're captured.
34:58Ain't nobody coming.
35:11Because there ain't nobody left.
35:12A little piece of advice has helped me sleep at night over the years.
35:26If something's dead, it's usually because it deserved to die.
35:31All right, bro.
35:59Let's do this.
36:03In here.
36:05Come on, Max.
36:07I'm coming.
36:09Hold up.
36:10House.
36:11Display.
36:12Not for dentistry.
36:13Greetings, visitor.
36:14Would you prefer a neck or foot massage today?
36:17There will be no massage.
36:19Identification.
36:20In truth.
36:20Please remove your clothing and apply a complementary count.
36:24Cancel massage for the protocol.
36:26In truth.
36:27Massage protocol upgraded.
36:29Activating first.
36:29Activating first.
36:30Activating first.
36:31With Swedish vibration.
36:32Activating first.
36:33With Swedish vibration.
36:34Activating first.
36:34Relaxation.
36:35Nail it in.
36:37Get back.
36:37What is that?
36:43What is that?
36:50What is that?
36:52What's this?
36:54Oh, come on.
37:03You big metallic piece of shit.
37:07Shit.
37:08Yeah.
37:09Yeah.
37:10Fuck on this.
37:15Oh.
37:15That's all you got?
37:17That's all you got?
37:17That's all you got?
37:26Hey, Xander.
37:27You okay?
37:28Fuck it.
37:31Come on.
37:34Hey, Max.
37:35You want a piece of this?
37:38Oh, hell yeah.
37:39Over here, you two.
37:40That's all you got?
37:41That's all you got?
37:41That's all you got.
37:43Come on
38:03Yeah, gee whiz that's all good
38:06Did you hear that yeah, you want to turn with this wow you thank you
38:36Oh
39:06Ah
39:36Our way
39:49Whatever the fuck y'all say to each other
39:52You claim to have information for Kaisar
39:55Well, I understand that the Legion ain't fans
39:58Or the linear progression of time
40:00Or the soft sea for that matter
40:02But I bet you still understand cause and effect
40:06Now I give you something you want
40:09And well
40:11You give me something I want
40:14Or
40:16We can put you up on a cross until you give us what we want
40:19Well, yeah
40:20You could do that
40:21Or you could exterminate the last holdout
40:24Of the new California republic
40:32I can tell you where they're hiding
40:35Now remember these are the 45s
40:45They're hard as hell to walk in
40:47And this power armor is so goddamn hot
40:50From the fires that it's melting the snow beneath my feet
40:53And I'm dragging this guy
40:55You know, just dragging him
40:56Through the mud
40:57And the slush
40:58And I don't know if this poor damn grunt is dead or alive
41:02So the first chance I get
41:04I take cover
41:06Take a knee
41:07Open up that visor
41:08And who do I see staring right back at me?
41:13It's Cooper Howard
41:14That's right
41:18And you know what he said to me?
41:21Coop
41:21You remember?
41:23Uh, how do I look?
41:29That's a lie, ladies and gentlemen
41:30That is a lie
41:31I mean
41:32The movie star Cooper Howard
41:34He probably would have said that
41:35But the man I was looking at
41:37He looked up at me and he said
41:40How are the others?
41:46Nearly burnt alive
41:47And he was worried about our squad
41:50Fucking marines, huh?
41:56We like to tell stories
41:57About what we did out there
41:59Yeah
42:01Not all of them anyways
42:03Some of them we can't tell
42:06But the ones we do tell
42:12We tell them
42:14To make us feel good
42:15About what we did
42:16To give us hope
42:26That it was all for the right reasons
42:28But we're just marines
42:32We don't get the privilege of knowing
42:35We just had to go off
42:38Of what they told us
42:38They told us that it was all on the line
42:43The fate of the whole free world
42:46With the stakes stacked that high
42:49We didn't get much choice, did we?
42:54And I guarantee you
42:55The guys on the other side
42:57Got told the same shit
42:59Tonight
43:01We bury the new California republic
43:05For guns
43:06At the end of the day
43:16We just gotta hope
43:18That we bet on the right side
43:20The side that protects the people you love
43:24Because if it did
43:26I guess that's worth doing pretty much anything
43:29Even something bad
43:32Anyway
43:42Thank you for the potato salad
43:45It's good seeing all of you
43:48And thank you
43:51We can't leave without your award
43:55It's a commemorative lighter
43:59So congratulations, Corporal
44:02Thank you
44:03Thank you
44:05Thank you
44:06Thank you
44:07Thank you
44:09Thank you
44:13Thank you
44:18Thank you
44:20Don't thank me yet
44:22This is for you
44:31I gave that to me for saving a man
44:40Not for killing the three it took to do it
44:44Thank you
45:09Maybe this was a mistake.
45:16Why? What did you do?
45:19I don't know. Maybe something good.
45:23Maybe something stupid.
45:39I don't know.
46:09Ha ha, I've got you.
46:23On your feet.
46:32Oh no, oh no.
46:34Oh, it's just a baby abomination.
46:41Hey buddy, where are your friends?
46:46Well, there's one, there's always another.
46:51Alright, I know there's more of you here, so you better come on out.
46:55Don't worry, we're not going to hurt you.
47:04Oh, good little ones.
47:14Oh, jackpot.
47:17What, you guys playing hide and seek?
47:20I love that game.
47:23It's okay, it's okay.
47:25You're okay.
47:26Yeah, you're all okay.
47:28Alright, I'm going to split you up into two groups, okay?
47:34If you have smooth skin, walk over to this side of the table.
47:43Wrinkles, stay right here in front of me, okay?
47:49Okay, wait, Xander.
47:51Xander.
47:52Alright, smooth skins.
47:54Close your eyes.
47:55Please, stop.
48:00Hi.
48:01Hello.
48:04Oh, if I may.
48:06I'm the manager here, and, uh, I just asked you, please don't do what you're about to do.
48:14I know I don't have a lot of leverage here or anything, but, you know, they're just, they're just kids.
48:19Who cares, right?
48:20They're not kids.
48:24They're abominations.
48:27And so are you.
48:29But they are kids.
48:32Xander.
48:33Xander, come on, man.
48:34We don't...
48:35No.
48:35Please, Xander, please stop.
48:37The Codex is clear on this.
48:39And without the rules, where are we?
48:42Fuck the Codex, Xander.
48:44Listen to me.
48:45No.
48:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
48:47Fuck, don't.
48:48Stop, Xander.
48:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
48:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
49:20hey man hey uh what you been up to
49:30i think i just started a war
49:35okay yeah well um i'm the floor manager here so it sounds like you both got a lot going on right now
49:44yeah
49:51cold as a cottage hot as a cold hot dog buddy well bless my soul
50:06i got legs like a rooster eyes like a frog when i hear music
50:14hot dog buddy buddy
50:23hot dog buddy buddy
50:31hot dog buddy
50:32I got no money
50:44A dime and a quarter
50:45Could stop now
50:47But I don't
50:48Play the heart
50:48Cause I'm rocking
50:49Rock, rock
50:50And I'm rocking
50:51Hot dog, buddy
50:54Hot dog, buddy
50:55Hot dog, horse
50:56Hot dog
51:02Hot dog
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