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00:00:00I'm looking for my father. You are my world. He was kidnapped by this woman named Moldaver.
00:00:22You need to go home. Vault dwellers are an endangered species here. You come from a world of rules, of laws. This place is indifferent to all of that.
00:00:34I'm not going back without my dad. Then you will have to adapt.
00:00:40The bounty came down. Somebody may have run from the enclave.
00:00:46This target has within an object a profound potential to harm our nation or to save it.
00:01:02Where is it?
00:01:03You can't treat people like this.
00:01:06Yeah, why is that?
00:01:10Because of the golden rule.
00:01:12Do unto others as you'd have done unto you.
00:01:18What are you?
00:01:20Oh, I'm you, sweetie.
00:01:30You just give it a little time.
00:01:35Vault-Tec is the largest company in America. There's a lot of money in selling the end of the world.
00:01:41What is it?
00:01:42It's a listening device.
00:01:43You want me to spy on my wife?
00:01:45I will do whatever it takes to make sure the people I love, that is you and that is Jamie, go into a special vault for management.
00:01:55America has been locked in a resource war. Vault-Tec bought the means to end that war. Cold fusion, infinite energy.
00:02:03A nuclear event would be a tragedy, but also an opportunity. Because war, well, war never changes.
00:02:18The water chip is destroyed. The vault only has enough water to keep our population alive for two months.
00:02:30We are the lucky ones. Three vaults separated to prevent the spread of threats.
00:02:35You don't think it's weird that we always elect an overseer from Vault 31.
00:02:39The steps from Vault 31.
00:02:43Some of us will be moving into Vault 32 to start anew.
00:02:47Is this where my dad's from?
00:02:57These are Buds Buds. My Buds.
00:03:00A well-trained staff of highly-supervised junior executives for my own assistant training program.
00:03:07Because the future of humanity comes down to one word. Management.
00:03:12You know, I actually have to get back home.
00:03:19My name isn't Titus, it's Maximus.
00:03:21Titus is the name of the knight who owned this suit before me.
00:03:28You're a good person. The Wasteland sucks.
00:03:35The Brotherhood.
00:03:38They're never gonna stop looking for the artifact.
00:03:42Find me.
00:03:47I will.
00:03:58Give me my dad back.
00:04:01At first...
00:04:03What if I tell you who he really is?
00:04:08Shady Sands.
00:04:09Your father.
00:04:12Burn that city to the ground.
00:04:17I wonder if anyone survived.
00:04:21I did.
00:04:22If the problem with the world is factions endlessly fighting endlessly at war, then what is the solution?
00:04:32But to get rid of the factions.
00:04:35To make the world us.
00:04:37Only ours to shape.
00:04:39You see what this place does to people.
00:04:40I've waited over 200 years to ask somebody one question.
00:04:57Where is my fucking family?
00:04:58It's easier to track a stuck pig than to ask it where it's off to.
00:05:13I need to stay here.
00:05:14Or you could come meet your makers.
00:05:18Yee-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-
00:05:48But there's always somebody behind the wheel.
00:06:18Look, our primary concern at Robco Industries is creating greater efficiency in the workplace.
00:06:40If the American government needs a hand in settling our more international disputes,
00:06:46well, they know who to call.
00:06:49Goddamn parasite is what he is.
00:06:52We didn't vote for this dumb maggot.
00:06:54Oh, yes, we did.
00:07:05Every dollar spent is a vote cast.
00:07:08And that fellow right there,
00:07:10he has more votes than every one of those pan-headed politicians in Washington.
00:07:17Are you his biggest fan of something?
00:07:24Why, yes.
00:07:26Yes, I believe I am.
00:07:30And if the will of the American people was to endow that man with a significant portion of his wealth,
00:07:35well, good golly, that can't be a bad thing now, can it?
00:07:40What trade are you in, friend?
00:07:44Construction.
00:07:46Oh, so you must use the H&H nail gun.
00:07:51It's a marvelous machine.
00:07:54Ice in the hands, smooth action.
00:07:57Sure bit's using a silly old hammer, doesn't it?
00:08:00Why, I thought you'd be grateful.
00:08:03I think you're in the wrong bar, pal.
00:08:10Hmm.
00:08:11Obsolescence.
00:08:15It's a heck of a thing.
00:08:17You know I try and see it from your perspective.
00:08:19But it's hard to imagine being so dim as to be caught off guard by the inevitable.
00:08:32Hit me in the mouth.
00:08:34I think I'd enjoy it.
00:08:45I'm rarely wrong, but let's move on.
00:08:49That is 31 million dollars.
00:09:06Now, what would you do for all of that money?
00:09:14Short of ideas?
00:09:16Well, it's no surprise.
00:09:18How about I offer you one?
00:09:30Allow me to put this on the back of your neck.
00:09:35What the hell is it?
00:09:39Just call it good old-fashioned market research.
00:09:42All I'm asking you to do is to insert this into the back of your neck.
00:09:47And all that nice money right there is yours.
00:09:51How about I break those hands you've never used?
00:09:54See if you even notice.
00:09:56Then we'll take his money.
00:09:58These fucking rich people will suck.
00:10:00I'd like for you to do me a small favor.
00:10:05Get rid of your friends.
00:10:06Bill.
00:10:07Bill.
00:10:08No, no.
00:10:09No, no.
00:10:10Oh, no.
00:10:12Oh, no.
00:10:13No, no.
00:10:15No, no.
00:10:16No, no.
00:10:17Oh, no, no.
00:10:18Oh, no.
00:10:20I'd like for you to do me a small favor.
00:10:24Get rid of your friends.
00:10:26Bill.
00:10:31No. No.
00:10:34Oh, no.
00:10:38You fellows do use the H&H nail gun.
00:10:43You should feel good about it.
00:10:45You paid for all of this.
00:11:01You should feel good about it.
00:11:31The world may end, but progress watches on.
00:12:01Cans!
00:12:03I got something real exciting for you today.
00:12:13This asshole has been tormenting this con since before your granddaddies were born.
00:12:18And today!
00:12:22So little bounty on her.
00:12:24Put him right in our fucking laps.
00:12:26So now we settle the score!
00:12:30How do you feel about that?
00:12:33How do you feel about that?
00:12:46Isn't that used to be a store?
00:12:49I think I bought a soda pop at about 25 years back.
00:12:54Are you about fucking done?
00:12:56We got some justice to...
00:12:58Darla.
00:12:59Yeah, the woman behind the counter, her name was Darla.
00:13:01She was a reasonable woman.
00:13:05Until you matching jacket motherfuckers had to move in.
00:13:10Well, it's been nice chatting with y'all, but if it's okay with you, I'm about ready to get on with it.
00:13:19But you can't hear me.
00:13:21I'll say it louder.
00:13:22I said...
00:13:23I'm about ready to get on with it.
00:13:32To get on with it!
00:13:41Fuck.
00:13:42Hi, excuse me.
00:13:55Hi.
00:13:56Excuse me.
00:13:57So sorry.
00:13:57I'm hoping you can settle an argument between myself and my traveling companion there.
00:14:01We are hunting down my father, who is not a good guy.
00:14:06And on this journey, we found ourselves in need of food and supplies.
00:14:09Plan A was to leave you alone and avoid this scenario altogether.
00:14:12But we tried that, and I just start starving to death.
00:14:16Plan B, his idea, by the way, was for me to turn him over to you so that you would open up your safe and give me the considerable bounty you put out on him.
00:14:23Fucking shoot!
00:14:24The idea was, I would shoot him down, he'd take your weapons, and use whatever violence necessary in order for us to escape.
00:14:30Which, in my experience thus far, is...
00:14:32It's a lot of violence.
00:14:35So...
00:14:35I'm really, really hoping you'll agree to Plan C.
00:14:41What's Plan C?
00:14:45You just let us go.
00:14:48And we keep the caps you gave me.
00:14:50Which, to be clear, we do need for our survival.
00:14:54And just to ask the question, would it help if I said, please?
00:15:03Whoever kills the girl gets to eat the dog.
00:15:07Okie dokie.
00:15:15Oh, my God.
00:15:24For fuck.
00:15:33Fuck!
00:15:33Fuck.
00:15:35Even an amateur.
00:15:37Fuck!
00:15:37To the town of our free
00:15:58Who rode his train one fine day
00:16:01Hardly spoke to folks around him
00:16:05Didn't have too much to say
00:16:07No one dared to ask his business
00:16:11No one dared to make a slip
00:16:13The stranger there among them had a big iron
00:16:16Big iron on the sea
00:16:19It was early in the morning
00:16:24When he rode into the town
00:16:26He came riding from the south side
00:16:31Slowly looking all around
00:16:33He's an outlaw loose and running
00:16:37Came the whisper from each lip
00:16:39And he's here to do some business
00:16:41With a big iron on his hip
00:16:43Big iron
00:16:45Big iron
00:16:47When he tried to match the ranger
00:16:49With a big iron on his hip
00:16:52Big iron on his hip
00:16:57I know you think you're being helpful
00:17:12Shooting folks in the kneecaps in the ass
00:17:16But if I'm being honest
00:17:18You ain't
00:17:19I'm not gonna apologize for not murdering people
00:17:22Well all that matters to me
00:17:27Is you shoot that fucking rope
00:17:31Well I did didn't I
00:17:40Well I did didn't I
00:17:40I did not ask him
00:17:58Oh
00:17:59I did not
00:18:09it still looks like all the old photos
00:18:24bombs got shot down most of them anyway
00:18:32well if they could do that for las vegas why couldn't they just do that for america
00:18:40because there was no day there was a him a man by the name of robert house
00:18:49maybe if that's where your family went they're safe there nowhere near robert house is safe
00:19:02why would my dad go to las vegas
00:19:32there's a lot of earning potential with the end of the world
00:19:37how can you guarantee results
00:19:47by dropping the bomb ourselves
00:19:51janey honey janey
00:20:03listen to me i want you to go to your room okay and i want you to pick out your three favorite
00:20:16outfits and your favorite toy okay and then meet me back here
00:20:21here we go
00:20:23make the world go away
00:20:37and get off my shoulder
00:20:43say the things you used to say
00:20:49where are we going daddy
00:20:53and make the world go away
00:20:57bakersfield
00:20:58we're gonna go to bakersfield sweetie okay
00:21:02what about mommy
00:21:04is he coming with us
00:21:06is he coming with us
00:21:07will be advised
00:21:07the test of the civil alert broadcast system for los angeles county will commence in 10 seconds
00:21:13and make the world go away
00:21:26and make the world go away
00:21:30and make the world go away
00:21:36and make the world go away
00:21:57I'm scared.
00:21:59I'm scared.
00:22:00It's okay. It's okay.
00:22:01It's okay.
00:22:02Make the world go away.
00:22:10On my shoulders.
00:22:15Say the things you used to say.
00:22:20It's okay.
00:22:22And make the world go away.
00:22:28We're blowing through our water reserves at a troubling rate.
00:22:35Then we need to reallocate power to the temporary water filters we've built out of spare parts.
00:22:42Hey, guys.
00:22:44Can I help you, Reg?
00:22:46Have you seen Norma?
00:22:48No.
00:22:49No.
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00:23:31Let me know if I can help.
00:23:32I'm no engineer, but you'd be surprised
00:23:36what a guy with a PhD in event planning can-
00:23:41Maybe you should find an outlet.
00:23:44Start a club or something.
00:23:46A club?
00:23:48What kind of club?
00:23:49We've been through a lot lately.
00:23:51Maybe you could start a group for people
00:23:53to talk about any kind of feelings you may be feeling.
00:23:57What kind of feelings am I feeling?
00:24:00Shame?
00:24:01Uselessness?
00:24:03I don't feel useless, but I like shame.
00:24:08Shame I can work with.
00:24:10There would need to be a snack budget, of course.
00:24:13Send a supplies request, and I'll sign it.
00:24:22Heavy is the crown.
00:24:25You don't know the half of it.
00:24:27So you see what I'm up against?
00:24:29In 33, I leave my quarters, take a right turn,
00:24:33another right turn to the elevator.
00:24:34Here in 32, it's a left and a left to the elevator.
00:24:39Yep.
00:24:39Again, everything is the other way here.
00:24:43So just do the opposite of what you used to do.
00:24:47I'm not sure it's that simple.
00:24:50It is.
00:24:51Now, look, as your overseer, I have to ask, is there anything remotely actionable here?
00:25:00Something I can do for you?
00:25:03Signage.
00:25:05No, that could be controversial.
00:25:07Maybe you could commission a feasibility study on the topic of signage.
00:25:13Heck of a wife you got, Chet.
00:25:24We're not actually married.
00:25:25And a beautiful baby.
00:25:27Not mine.
00:25:28I never had a family.
00:25:30What happened?
00:25:32Life, I guess.
00:25:33Things move quickly down here.
00:25:36I don't have a family either, Davey.
00:25:38Okay.
00:25:39Well, enjoy.
00:25:44This way.
00:25:53Oh, it's just you.
00:25:55Whew.
00:25:56That Davey.
00:25:58I mean, bless his heart, but, you know.
00:26:05Just seeing if you've gotten around to giving me a job assignment yet.
00:26:09Just because, you know, everyone else has one.
00:26:13If you haven't chosen a gatekeeper yet, I have experience.
00:26:18Chet, I've been busy.
00:26:20And I need someone to take care of the baby, and it's used to you.
00:26:24But he is not my baby.
00:26:29Everyone is acting like he is.
00:26:32Chet.
00:26:33Would you at least consider giving him a name?
00:26:36Because the neighbors have started to call him Chet Jr.
00:26:39Let's go with that, then.
00:26:41Well, see, Chet Jr. was my father's name.
00:26:44It's sort of a personal area for me, having watched him die of starvation in the weevil famine.
00:26:50Chet?
00:26:52Are we having an argument?
00:26:55Oh, how are you with computers?
00:27:12That was Norm's department.
00:27:14Maybe you can ask him in the terminal.
00:27:16Great idea.
00:27:18I'll just send the other vault a message.
00:27:32Okay.
00:27:33Okay.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:43Goddamn cheese and rice.
00:27:46Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:27:47Intervault communications disabled.
00:27:49All right, let's see.
00:27:50Where is he?
00:27:51Where is he?
00:27:52Where is he?
00:27:53Where are you?
00:27:54I'm coming for you.
00:27:55I'm coming for you.
00:27:56I'm coming for you.
00:27:58I'll be right there.
00:28:00Oh, God.
00:28:01Look at this mess.
00:28:02You really are a disgusting, filthy animal, aren't you?
00:28:06Well, I hope you aren't expecting me to clean this up.
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:09So you found water.
00:28:10But you're out of food.
00:28:11Starvation is a heck of a way to kick the bucket.
00:28:15I'm offering you a much more dignified solution to the one you've chosen for yourself, son of Hank.
00:28:24Get in your dad's cryopod.
00:28:27I'm not gonna be your prisoner.
00:28:30You're already my prisoner.
00:28:32All you have to do is wait until the surface is safe to recolonize.
00:28:36Men will all head up for Reclamation Day.
00:28:39And when is that exactly?
00:28:41When there's no one left on the surface to disagree with us.
00:28:45Or you could just let me go home.
00:28:48People are gonna notice I'm missing.
00:28:51Oh, we have a protocol for everything.
00:28:53Including when someone goes missing from a vault.
00:28:55Your overseer will handle it.
00:28:57No one is coming for you, buddy.
00:28:59Oh, maybe you'll be more reasonable once you're a little hungrier.
00:29:03Good luck finding something to eat when you can't see.
00:29:10You're living in my world.
00:29:12These three vaults are the product of decades of strategizing.
00:29:17The combined efforts of hundreds of the brightest pre-war minds with all the resources of a functioning civilization.
00:29:23You're just some malcontent who wandered down the wrong corridor.
00:29:28What hope do you have against the greatest achievement in the history of vertical integration?
00:29:33Face it, son of Hank.
00:29:36You're in over your head.
00:29:39And no one is coming to save you.
00:29:41And no one is coming to save you.
00:30:09So you think my dad is gonna lead you to your family?
00:30:23Which means you think your family's still alive after 200 years and somehow I'm the optimistic one?
00:30:28Your daddy always making new friends.
00:30:58She must have seen them pass by.
00:31:15We can just ask her.
00:31:21Excuse me.
00:31:29Hi there.
00:31:30I'd like one bowl of...
00:31:36...flea soup.
00:31:38Sure.
00:31:40So, um, just wondering if you happen to see...
00:31:59I got some crackers if you want them.
00:32:01They're in my other pants.
00:32:03Oh, um, I'm okay, but...
00:32:07Eat it while it's hot, miss.
00:32:16Mmm.
00:32:20Yeah.
00:32:21So, have you happened to have seen a man passing by in a sort of oversized outfit made of metal?
00:32:29He took my son.
00:32:31Oh.
00:32:32I'm sure your son is...
00:32:33He's dead.
00:32:34No, we don't know that.
00:32:37No.
00:32:38He's dead.
00:32:39Just my kind of luck.
00:32:41Cocksucker owed me money.
00:32:47Sorry for your...
00:32:49...money.
00:32:51You went that way.
00:32:55If you find any money on the body, it's mine.
00:33:06Question.
00:33:07What exactly is it you plan on doing once we find your daddy?
00:33:11We gonna do it like usual.
00:33:13You put a bullet in his ass.
00:33:16Leave it to me to put one in his head.
00:33:18No.
00:33:19I'm gonna bring him to justice.
00:33:23You think he deserves that?
00:33:28I was raised to believe that's what everyone deserves.
00:33:30So people know that how they conduct themselves matters.
00:33:33They don't give up hope.
00:33:35Like you say you did, but really it's still in there.
00:33:39Well, I hate to break it to you, darling.
00:33:44But the way you was raised wasn't real.
00:33:47I know that.
00:33:49You look at your alternative.
00:33:53Guess I'm just trying to lead by example.
00:34:09...
00:34:14...
00:34:18...
00:34:20...
00:34:26...
00:34:28...
00:34:33...
00:34:35...
00:34:37I sat around that table and they talked about the ending of the world like they were talking
00:34:49about a new business strategy. Sounds like you heard something interesting. What you knew?
00:34:58And now you do too. So what are we going to do about it? What do you mean what are we going to
00:35:04do about it? I told you I'm not a spy. I'm not a red. I'm a fucking Hollywood actor who likes
00:35:10horses and cars. And you also happen to be famous. And fame is a rare kind of power. You get to sit
00:35:18in rooms that I can't. Meet people that I could never. Meet people like who?
00:35:25Are you familiar with Robert House? Yeah. I'm familiar with Robert House. The guy owns half of
00:35:33Las Vegas. He's also building a privately owned missile system in Las Vegas with enough firepower
00:35:41to follow through on your wife's proposals. When the bombs drop, there'll be Robert House
00:35:48that presses the button. Are you asking me to spy on the wealthiest man in America?
00:35:56Do you want me to? Your wife is going to Vegas next week to sell cold fusion to Robert House.
00:36:15Then he'll have everything he needs to press that button unless you stop him. Play nice with
00:36:21your wife and get on that trip to Vegas. Where are you going? Home. Well, I still have one.
00:36:33When the world goes down in flames, at least you'll know your hands are clean.
00:36:38Janey, let's go. Come on. Come on.
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00:37:28Yum, yum. Devil day.
00:37:37Welcome home.
00:37:57Welcome home.
00:37:59Looks like Daddy took a detour.
00:38:20I've never seen a vault like this before.
00:38:22Far for the course, in my experience.
00:38:28You can do a lot of vaults.
00:38:31Uh-huh.
00:38:34Oh.
00:38:36You must like them.
00:38:38Every time I step foot in one of these concrete shoeboxes,
00:38:46I've got to make peace with the fact that I might finally learn what happened to my wife
00:38:52and my daughter.
00:38:56Will they be alive, dead, or something far worse.
00:39:05All right.
00:39:07I know about the experiments.
00:39:10I've been to Vault 4.
00:39:11Well, Vault 4 is the best-case scenario.
00:39:16Well, to be fair, it was a little weirder than the one I came from.
00:39:22You think so?
00:39:24How many towns did they destroy down in Vault 4?
00:39:32Open it.
00:39:33Oh.
00:39:49Do you really think my dad is down there?
00:39:51I'm sure he hasn't comin' in.
00:39:54I'm sure he hasn't goin' out, too.
00:39:56Well, what I'm curious about is why he even came at all.
00:40:08Ain't you a little curious, too?
00:40:22It's not your fault you were born in a vault.
00:40:46Let me hear you say it.
00:40:48It's not my fault I was born in a vault.
00:40:51And it's not your fault that your parents were or are related.
00:40:54And it's not my fault my parents were or are related.
00:41:03Feels good to say it out loud, doesn't it?
00:41:06That's just the first step.
00:41:08Trust me.
00:41:09As someone who's come out on the other side of this, I know what it's like to wonder if people look down their noses at you based on your family tree.
00:41:16A regular person can have an ingrown toenail and it's just an ingrown toenail.
00:41:21But we?
00:41:23We have to wonder if it's because our genes are somehow broken.
00:41:29If I am somehow broken.
00:41:31So, we're gonna change the rules, right?
00:41:37Hmm?
00:41:38No inbreeding in the vault.
00:41:40We're gonna change that, right?
00:41:42No.
00:41:43That's not what this is about.
00:41:45The rules are good.
00:41:46But that doesn't mean those of us who are products of inbreeding need to feel bad.
00:41:51You understand?
00:41:52Come on.
00:41:55I have a question.
00:42:05Yes, Marianne.
00:42:06I have a mild allergy to dust.
00:42:08And sometimes I wonder if it was my father's fault because he fell in love with his cousin, my mother.
00:42:16I just wonder if there's a biological connection.
00:42:20I didn't study genetics, so...
00:42:24Oh, well.
00:42:25It certainly could be his fault.
00:42:28I knew it!
00:42:29Great snacks, by the way.
00:42:33You know, I always felt my mother viewed me as a rival which married her relationship with her own mother,
00:42:38who was in love with my father, her fifth cousin.
00:42:41All the fifth cousins were fourth cousins to the second cousins.
00:42:44All over, but the bride...
00:42:53It won't be long now.
00:42:56Nobody's crying.
00:42:59You must be so hungry and so thirsty.
00:43:03Why torture yourself when there's a nice, cozy cryobot just waiting for you to hop into?
00:43:09What was my dad like?
00:43:12Ambitious.
00:43:13And why was he here?
00:43:17Well, being one of Buzz's buds was a highly coveted position back in the day.
00:43:22We had applicants from as far out as Fresno.
00:43:24Mmm, eating that might seem like a good idea, but it's toxic.
00:43:28You'll die a slow, painful death.
00:43:31If you aren't willing to go into cryo, you could always let me inject you with this guy right here.
00:43:36It really would be a whole lot easier for both of us.
00:43:41What does it do?
00:43:42It kills you, quick and painless.
00:43:45Your body will rapidly decompose, turning into a dust that will get circulated through the ventilation system,
00:43:51ultimately making its way into your cornfields back home.
00:43:54Not so bad if you think about it.
00:43:56Then you won't have to deal with all the headaches of being alive.
00:44:01Son, you have two rational choices.
00:44:05Get in your dad's pod, or die.
00:44:09You're right, I only have two rational choices.
00:44:17Plenty of irrational ones.
00:44:20What are you doing?
00:44:22200 years of planning in order for everything to go just right.
00:44:26That seems like a lot of work if you ask me.
00:44:28Stay back.
00:44:29Stay back.
00:44:31I think plans are slightly overrated, personally.
00:44:36No, no, no, wait, I need that to threaten you.
00:44:38What are you doing?
00:44:39Thawing everyone.
00:44:40What?
00:44:41No!
00:44:42You can't just thaw them all!
00:44:47No, no, no, they're supposed to come out once every 30 years!
00:44:50This isn't even a cogent plan, it's just chaos!
00:44:52Agreed.
00:44:53Plans are hard.
00:44:54Chaos, though.
00:44:55Chaos is easy.
00:44:57No.
00:44:58Chaos is easy.
00:45:14More matching jackets.
00:45:44Why would Vault-Tec allow communists in one of their vaults?
00:45:51I wouldn't be so sure they did.
00:46:14I wouldn't be so sure they did.
00:46:24I wouldn't be so sure they did.
00:46:29We, our enemy, have chosen the interest of product over the interest of people.
00:46:35We choose people over product.
00:46:48These are Americans.
00:46:51We won't turn them into communists.
00:46:54Freedom is inevitable.
00:47:00Death for the revolution will not be futile.
00:47:09There are inputs on duty.
00:47:20The individual is in the entry to the Columbia.
00:47:33My dad removed the drive.
00:47:39I don't know.
00:48:09I don't know.
00:48:39Looks like your daddy picked himself up a guinea pig.
00:48:46What do you want?
00:48:51I fix everything.
00:48:58Go home.
00:49:02Go home.
00:49:03Go home.
00:49:04Go home.
00:49:05Go home.
00:49:09Go home.
00:49:10Go home.
00:49:16Go home.
00:49:17Go home.
00:49:19Go home.
00:49:23Go home.
00:49:24Go home.
00:49:30Go home.
00:49:31You ever seen your daddy use one of these before?
00:49:37No.
00:49:38You gonna take his advice?
00:49:44He won't stop hurting people.
00:49:45Yeah, no shit.
00:49:51Then we better get going.
00:49:52Then we better get going.
00:49:53Go home.
00:49:54Go home.
00:49:55Go home.
00:49:56Go home.
00:49:57Go home.
00:49:58Go home.
00:49:59Go home.
00:50:00Go home.
00:50:02Go home.
00:50:03Go home.
00:50:04Go home.
00:50:05Go home.
00:50:06Go home.
00:50:07Go home.
00:50:08Go home.
00:50:09Go home.
00:50:10Go home.
00:50:11Go home.
00:50:13I don't know.
00:50:43I don't know.
00:51:13I don't know.
00:51:43Well, let's get to it.
00:52:14Well, pick up your feet.
00:52:16We've got a deadline to meet.
00:52:17I'm gonna see you make it on time.
00:52:20Oh, don't relax.
00:52:22I want elbows and backs.
00:52:23I want to see everybody from behind.
00:52:26Because you're working for the man.
00:52:30Working for the man.
00:52:33You've got to make him a hand.
00:52:37Working for the man.
00:52:39I want to see you.
00:53:00This is Hank McLean, boarding for duty, sir.
00:53:21Nobody in Voltech knows I'm here.
00:53:26And nobody in Voltech knows much of anything anymore.
00:53:30I wanted to let you know I'm still alive.
00:53:35I hope you are, too.
00:53:38I mean, I don't doubt that you are.
00:53:41You spent so much time calculating how to survive all possible contingencies.
00:53:50I've been keeping busy.
00:53:52I'm in Vegas these days, back in your old stomping grounds, actually.
00:53:58Trying to pick up where you all left off.
00:54:03Looks like a couple of the Vault experiments ran into some speed bumps.
00:54:0824 made progress on the brain-computer interface.
00:54:12This one, miniaturization.
00:54:21What it all needs is integrating.
00:54:24But I'm confident that if I just roll up my sleeves, I can bring it all home for you.
00:54:28Then we can finally talk about my promotion.
00:54:39I'm going to complete the work you started.
00:54:42When this is all over, you will be begging me to help you.
00:54:46Because the company and the daughter you see, they're both going to be all mine.
00:54:58Yeah, I'm going to be the man.
00:55:01I'm going to be the man.
00:55:04God, I'm making my man.
00:55:07If I'm going to be the man.
00:55:09So I'm picking him up and I'm laying him down.
00:55:17I believe he's going to work me into the ground.
00:55:20I pull to the left.
00:55:22I heave to the right.
00:55:23I ought to kill him, but it wouldn't be right.
00:55:27Because I'm working for the man.
00:55:31Working for the man.
00:55:32I've got to make him up and working for the man.
00:55:46Well, the boss man's daughter sleeps in me water.
00:55:50Every time her daddy's down the line.
00:55:52She says, meet me tonight.
00:55:54Love me right.
00:55:56And everything is going to be fine.
00:55:58So I sleep all day without much pain.
00:56:02I'm just a bite of my time.
00:56:05Cause the company and the daughter you see, they're both going to be all mine.
00:56:17Together, we will fulfill our promise.
00:56:25To make better this fallen world.
00:56:30Sorry to interrupt.
00:56:32I understand we're discussing a civil war.
00:56:41The Commonwealth are going to kill us all.
00:56:43Unless I can stop it.
00:56:45What do we always say?
00:56:47Most kids are dead by the sea.
00:56:52I'm looking for someone.
00:56:54What do you plan to do to him when you find him?
00:56:56What say you, Ms. McClane?
00:57:00Your family may very well still be out there.
00:57:03But one thing I wouldn't count on is I'm appreciating the kind of person you've become.
00:57:07There are worse people out there than me.
00:57:15There are worse people out there than me.
00:57:18But you know what they say in Vegas.
00:57:22Everyone's a winner.
00:57:24Eventually.
00:57:24The same goes for losing, in my experience.
00:57:28Except for one man.
00:57:34Mr. Howard.
00:57:35I know that you came to Vegas to kill me.
00:57:41Did you not?
00:57:45And I don't know yet how you play a part in ending the world.
00:57:49But you most certainly do.
00:57:50If you don't help us, there won't be a Vault 33 anymore.
00:58:00Dad, if you can hear me, what's going to happen to our vault?
00:58:20My little sugar bomb.
00:58:23My little sugar bomb.
00:58:50I know that you can hear me.
00:58:53But you have to come.
00:58:53Thefa is
01:00:20We're right back.
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