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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
00:03It's so beautiful.
00:06Oh my God.
00:07I don't like this.
00:08Oh my God.
00:10Oh no, Meredith, it's a pool party, not a business meeting.
00:14Well, hello, buddy.
00:15Oh, damn.
00:17Happy Mother's Day.
00:18Same.
00:19Yes.
00:20Right.
00:21Yeah, happy Mother's Day.
00:22Mother's Days are usually bittersweet for me.
00:25We're all here on a Mother's Day without our kids.
00:27What I said about pill popping and alcoholism is a very slippery soap.
00:32And so I'm sorry that I called you those names, Meredith.
00:35Okay, great.
00:36We're making headway.
00:38I trademarked high body count.
00:40Why would you do that?
00:41Because I was the one that took it on the chin.
00:43I think that's super embarrassing.
00:45She said it first.
00:47All about me.
00:48Now you sound like a fool, Brittany.
00:51We're supposed to be out having fun,
00:52and instead we're hyper-focused on trademarks and hair.
00:57You okay?
01:14No.
01:15Wake up.
01:16No.
01:20Good morning.
01:21Good morning.
01:21Good morning.
01:27Good morning.
01:28Ah, oh my god.
01:47We collided the glass jar, slendered my face.
01:50The sweet guy bringing our breakfast turns the corner and boom!
01:55We just collided.
01:57Oh my gosh.
01:58There's no lie.
01:59I'm a little accident-prone, but a tray to the face.
02:03This is too much.
02:04Oh, look, it cut the inside of my lip.
02:07And you just travel with a reusable ice pack at this point.
02:10Everywhere we go.
02:11This made the broken finger feel like nothing.
02:14Your little seahorse nose is so...
02:16Ah!
02:17Oh!
02:18Oh, no!
02:19Oh, the door closed on my hands.
02:20Oh, my gosh.
02:21Oh, no!
02:22Ah!
02:23Holy .
02:24I felt like crying.
02:25I felt like you have a fat lip, right?
02:27Well...
02:28Because it's all small.
02:29No, her lip always looks like that.
02:30She pays good money for that.
02:33Angie might have enough lip filler that it prevented her nose from breaking or, like, losing a tooth.
02:38It was like a seat belt for her face, that lip filler.
02:41It really saved Angie.
02:42Angie, you hurt yourself again.
02:44Good morning.
02:45Good morning.
02:46What are you doing?
02:47I'm just sitting here.
02:48I put, like, a little mask on.
02:49I gotta let it sit for 20 minutes.
02:50Oh, my gosh.
02:51Oh, wait.
02:52You have a blanket on.
02:53You look so good.
02:56She does such a good job with my makeup.
02:57Oh, my gosh.
02:58I want to move her to America.
02:59What's going on?
03:00You seem happier today.
03:01First of all, I slept really well last night.
03:02That's good.
03:03Like a rock, which was very much needed.
03:05Oh, my gosh.
03:06I slept, like, same, especially after drinking piña coladas.
03:09I don't think that helps you sleep, Lise.
03:10I think that actually disrupts it.
03:11But, okay.
03:12I had so much fun last night that I just, like, crashed.
03:16Woo!
03:17Yes!
03:18Woo!
03:19Woo!
03:20Woo!
03:21Woo!
03:22Woo!
03:23Woo!
03:24Woo!
03:25Woo!
03:26Woo!
03:27Woo!
03:28Woo!
03:29Woo!
03:30Woo!
03:31Woo!
03:32Woo!
03:33Woo!
03:34Woo!
03:35Woo!
03:36Woo!
03:37Woo!
03:38Woo!
03:39Woo!
03:40Woo!
03:44Woo!
03:45Woo!
03:46I know.
03:47That was fun.
03:48That was actually really fun.
03:49I'm starting the day on a good note.
03:51Like, we are in Greece.
03:53We are friends.
03:54Like, let's just pull it together and have some fun so we can reflect back on this someday as being great and positive and that we acted like mature adults.
04:04And we're able to set aside our differences to have a little fun.
04:08I've got to finish my hair.
04:23Calimera Artemis.
04:24Hello.
04:25Canis.
04:26Nice to meet you.
04:27Yes.
04:29We have eight ladies total.
04:31I'm going to warn you, they're probably going to be fighting over who's going to wear what,
04:35but we'll just call them up one at a time.
04:37See, it's already happening.
04:39Oh, these are dresses.
04:41The flying dress photo shoot is a quintessential Greek experience.
04:45You pick a gorgeous dress, and then we get our photos taken on the epic white stairs of Ia.
04:51I feel like I should do the purple.
04:53Do it.
04:54It's pretty.
04:55I love it.
04:56It's going to be a keepsake they can have for the rest of their lives.
04:59Well, she picked the ugliest color.
05:01Okay, we'll get everyone changed.
05:03Thanks, Artemis.
05:05Don't trip.
05:06Here we go.
05:07I don't know why every trip we go on has to involve dressing up.
05:12Usually I show up to the point where I walk into a beach club and people are like, I die for your outfit.
05:18The only thing I liked was when they all dressed like me.
05:21I have a reservation for eight Lisa's.
05:23Eight Lisa's.
05:24Eight Lisa's.
05:27All these lovelies.
05:29I mean, Heather has the full train rolling.
05:30The full train.
05:31She needs help.
05:32Oh, wait, whoa.
05:33Watch out.
05:34It's under the door.
05:35Uh-oh.
05:36I slipped a nip.
05:37It'll be fine.
05:38Okay.
05:39Hello.
05:40Hi.
05:41Hi.
05:42From Santarini Photo Agency.
05:43I will be your photographer for today.
05:44Okay.
05:45Nice to meet you.
05:46Beautiful.
05:47You look great.
05:48All of you.
05:49So we can start.
05:50Take some group shots right there.
05:51Okay.
05:52Okay.
05:53This is just absolutely picturesque.
05:54So look at me.
05:55I think this is so much fun.
05:56This is right up my alley.
05:57It's touristy.
05:58All of us are going to do it together.
05:59There's no talking involved in a photo.
06:00So I have a feeling we might leave with a souvenir.
06:02That looks like we had a nice time on this trip.
06:03And everybody's in a good mood.
06:04Three, two, one.
06:05Let's go.
06:06Let's go.
06:07Let's go.
06:08Let's go.
06:09Let's go.
06:10Let's go.
06:11Let's go.
06:12Let's go.
06:13Let's go.
06:14Let's go.
06:15Let's go.
06:16Let's go.
06:17Let's go.
06:18Let's go.
06:19Let's go.
06:20Let's go.
06:21Let's go.
06:22Let's go.
06:23Oh, my God.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:25All right.
06:26Okay.
06:27This is crazy.
06:28It's right up my alley.
06:29It's touristy.
06:30All of us are gonna do it together.
06:31There's no talking involved in a photo.
06:33So I have a feeling we might leave with a souvenir
06:36that looks like we had a nice time on this trip.
06:39And everybody's in a good mood.
06:40Okay, I got you.
06:42You don't have to do three, two, one,
06:43just take a bunch and I'll just move around a little bit.
06:45The three, two, one is about the throwing,
06:48just to let her know.
06:48Oh, gotcha.
06:49Okay, okay, okay.
06:51I feel like a ray of sunshine wearing orange.
06:55Three, two, one.
06:56I feel like Eos, the goddess of the morning sky.
07:02Yes.
07:03Three, two, one.
07:06It's so good, Mary.
07:07I'd want to be a Greek goddess of realness.
07:11Three, two, one.
07:13If I were a Greek goddess,
07:14I would be the Greek goddess of feta,
07:17if it didn't smell weird.
07:19Three, two, one.
07:22Oh, gorgeous, Meredith.
07:23If I was a Greek goddess,
07:24I would be the goddess of the sea
07:26because I would be swimming with all the sturgeon
07:30to get more caviar.
07:33Mother is serving.
07:36Have you noticed how happy Meredith is, Ashley?
07:39She's like happy as Gwen, like old Meredith.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Can I whisper too?
07:43What are you whispering about?
07:44Just Meredith's like full switch-up.
07:46I mean, it's big, like, come back.
07:48It's the pool, you know?
07:50How long do you think it's going to last?
07:53I hope it lasts the whole trip.
07:54Based on her pattern, it'll last until tomorrow morning.
07:56Thank you, thank you.
08:00What are we, what's the plan this afternoon after photos?
08:04What are we all doing?
08:05Well, I'm hungry, so I'm going to go to lunch.
08:07Same.
08:08Okay.
08:09We could go to the spa if we wanted to.
08:10Yeah, I would like the spa.
08:11I would love to go to the spa.
08:12I'm going to eat lunch, I'm starving.
08:14I'm going to the spa.
08:16Okay, let's go.
08:17Okay, you got your dress?
08:18You want to get your dress stuff all set first?
08:20There we go.
08:21Why am I going first?
08:22Okay, let's go.
08:23That looks so dangerous.
08:24Okay, Mary, we're coming.
08:25Oh my God.
08:38Welcome.
08:39Hi.
08:40How are you?
08:41Good.
08:42I'm so excited.
08:43Hi.
08:44My name is Eliana, nice to meet you.
08:46Nice to meet you.
08:48Welcome to our Avexia spine, Androna circadians.
08:52So let's go to our relaxation area.
08:54Just watch your sex.
08:57Excuse me.
08:58These two struggle with this.
09:00Do you see what it says?
09:01Oh.
09:02Quiet zone.
09:03Signs mean nothing with this group.
09:05This is the one you're going to have to worry about right here.
09:08She talks a lot and she's loud when she's mad.
09:11There are only two volumes, loud and louder.
09:14Yeah, you talk a lot too.
09:16Shhh.
09:17Shhh.
09:18Shhh.
09:19Shhh.
09:20Shhh.
09:21I'm so glad we get to the little lunch.
09:23I know, I'm starving.
09:24I think it's up here.
09:25Oh my goodness.
09:26I love it.
09:27It's gorgeous.
09:29Wow.
09:30Look how beautiful.
09:31Wow.
09:32Hi.
09:33Do you prefer to start with some steel or sparkling water?
09:35Steel for me, please?
09:36Yeah, I do.
09:37Steel, please.
09:38Okay, perfect.
09:40The dress.
09:41What did you think of that?
09:42That was so cool.
09:43It was so fun.
09:44Do you see, uh, Meredith and I were both wearing blue and we walked in together.
09:48She held my dress.
09:49I was like, oh.
09:50I didn't see it.
09:51You guys have come a long way since lunch yesterday.
09:53From lunch yesterday to lunch today.
09:54It's been a long...
09:55It hasn't been 24 hours.
09:56Uh-huh.
09:57Uh-huh.
09:58It's a big change.
09:59It's a good change.
10:00Kind of unexpected.
10:01I'm a little worried about Meredith.
10:02I'm...
10:03I'm concerned.
10:04What concerns you?
10:06Her behavior?
10:07I mean, the obvious.
10:08You see.
10:09Yeah.
10:10I'm worried too.
10:11I have been for a while.
10:16You've lived some of my chapter with supporting my dad.
10:21You know, he would have similar behaviors that Meredith has.
10:26He'd have massive mood swings.
10:29And one minute, we are so good.
10:32And the next minute, he'd rage.
10:34I think what really led me to finally voice something to you is that usually Meredith is always like,
10:41she's got it out and been able to bring herself back down.
10:44But this time, the rage was uncontrollable.
10:47But then the next time we see her, she doesn't even remember that it happened.
10:51She doesn't take accountability for it.
10:53I can see that there's something going on.
10:57I think Meredith needs help.
11:12I think Meredith needs help.
11:15What do you mean by that?
11:18I feel like she's fragile.
11:20It's not my Meredith.
11:22Meredith's going through something.
11:24And that is taking a toll on her mental.
11:28I really think so.
11:29The way she's acting and her behavior, something's going on.
11:33Yeah.
11:34She has too many highs, too many lows, too many mediums.
11:38And it's not adding up.
11:40It doesn't add up.
11:41She's mad at one day she's okay.
11:44The next day she's livid.
11:46The next day she's in a rage.
11:47Not even the next day.
11:48Sometimes same day it changes.
11:50I mean, the pattern is pattering.
11:52We all see it.
11:53But what saddens me is that she doesn't.
11:56Mm-hmm.
11:57That's good.
11:58That's about to make me cry.
11:59I know.
12:00That is sad.
12:01That's really sad to say.
12:02Oh, Mary.
12:03I'm sorry.
12:04I know.
12:05I know.
12:06I know.
12:09I love how much you love her.
12:11I can see that you care about her.
12:12She's suffering and I can see it.
12:14It's not right.
12:17And I just, I don't know how to help her.
12:21I'm doing the best I can.
12:22I just, I just, she has to help herself.
12:29Yeah.
12:30When you love people, you, me, I overlook or I excuse or I find reason why they behave in the way they do when I know it's not normal.
12:43Because just dealing with my child and know, I know my kid.
12:47I know when he's off.
12:49I know when he's, I mean, now I do.
12:52And I recognize in the behaviors and, you know, not being able to control your anger or control your emotions.
12:58I live with that.
13:02I've been dealing with it, you know?
13:04So when I see Meredith, it just tugs at me in a whole different light because I, I recognize it.
13:13Mm-hmm.
13:15So, we're all just kind of guessing what's going on with Meredith.
13:25And in my case, I'm hoping that she's all right.
13:28But it doesn't look good.
13:30I seen the signs with my son and I missed them.
13:33I have them down pat now and I know the signs.
13:36And I know that something's not right.
13:38It's hard.
13:39Mm-hmm.
13:40I know.
13:41I feel like we all know we just don't talk about it.
13:42I know.
13:43Amen.
13:44Amen.
13:45I'm also worried about something.
13:46And it feels weird.
13:47Uh, I don't know what to say about this.
13:48What?
13:49Say it.
13:50Amen.
14:08I'm also worried about something, and it feels weird.
14:13I don't know what to say about this.
14:15Well, say it.
14:18I mean, this happened in January.
14:20So I've been thinking about it for a couple months now.
14:22I ran into Seth out in New York.
14:27Todd and I were at this Italian restaurant.
14:29He stops and says, oh, Todd.
14:30And he said hi to Todd.
14:31And Todd was like, what are you doing?
14:32And he was like, oh, well, I'm with an investor.
14:35And it felt weird.
14:36What are you saying?
14:38I'm saying I saw Seth with a woman at a restaurant.
14:43Shut up.
14:43Mm-hmm.
14:44Mm-hmm.
14:45And my first thought was not, oh, Seth's on a date.
14:50I'm trying to meet with someone because I'm not like that.
14:52And I wouldn't want someone to assume that.
14:54But I'm starting to feel like as I watch her be so defensive about people talking about her marriage,
14:59there's something wrong here.
15:00Like when I was going through something with Todd and I wasn't all the way through it, I was very defensive.
15:08Right.
15:08I felt very vulnerable.
15:10When you and your partner are rocky, it's very scary.
15:12And I kind of get that same fear from you.
15:16Do you feel a fear from her when you talk to her?
15:19It's like this real wall, this very protective thing.
15:21Yeah.
15:22Or a lash out.
15:23She can't handle that.
15:24I know.
15:24I'm not interested.
15:24It's like she's scared to death of something.
15:26I feel like when stuff is said and it's not true, it doesn't bother you.
15:32Yeah.
15:32Not like that.
15:33Mm-hmm.
15:34So what do we do?
15:35We start this.
15:49Oh, it's warm.
15:49Yeah.
15:49It's like really warm.
15:50Right?
15:51Okay.
15:54It's too deep.
15:55I'm going to go back.
15:57No.
15:57Don't go.
15:58It feels like I want to have to pee.
16:01Peezy.
16:02Doesn't it make you want to pee?
16:03I feel like I need to.
16:04I feel like I just don't do it anymore.
16:09You're in one.
16:10I feel like I'm in one of the f***s.
16:12All right.
16:18Why would you do that?
16:20I'm like a two-year-old.
16:27I don't know.
16:27I'm going to put me on that.
16:29She's splashing her hair.
16:30Why would she do that?
16:31Because she's so beautiful.
16:32I don't know.
16:32I don't know.
16:32I don't know.
16:33But Brittany's doing what everyone hates, which is being Brittany and bringing this playful
16:39la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, you know, attitude to what should be a very serious spa day.
16:47That was so dumb.
16:48That's why I say she's not funny.
16:49She thinks she's funny, but she's not.
16:51No one in a spa is splashing each other.
16:54It's the wrong environment.
16:56Like, maybe she's never been to a spa.
16:58I don't know.
17:00Brittany, we don't want to redo our hair before we go to dinner tonight.
17:03Stop doing that.
17:04Are you kidding me, Brittany?
17:06I'm wondering.
17:07I'm funny.
17:09You're not funny.
17:10It's rude.
17:11It's rude.
17:12We're in Greece.
17:14Have a little fun.
17:15I've got to get out of here.
17:16I feel good.
17:16I feel relaxed.
17:17Let's go.
17:18Last trip, I had buckets of water being poured over my head.
17:22Oh, no!
17:23And you guys can't handle a little splashy-splash?
17:31It's rude.
17:34Coming up...
17:35I've got them trained.
17:39Great for the week.
17:40Sip it or we just drink it?
17:41I just lick it.
17:43Everyone do it like Mary.
17:44Everyone drink it like Mary.
17:45It's delicious.
17:53You guys, I'm going to grab a glass of water.
17:58I know.
17:58You guys, we have to be really quiet.
18:00Okay.
18:01Okay.
18:01Because we are already too loud.
18:03I mean, this is very zen.
18:06So zen.
18:09You're welcome.
18:11I could take a nap here.
18:13Meredith, you've got to whisper.
18:15You've got to whisper.
18:17Whisper.
18:18I know.
18:19I'm whispering.
18:20Because we can't be loud in here.
18:22Meredith and I have a love seat.
18:25I'm snuggling.
18:25She loves to snuggle.
18:27Do you like to snuggle, Meredith?
18:29No.
18:29I'm good.
18:31Why did you get her hair wet?
18:34She had a fresh blowout.
18:38It took me an hour to blow my hair out this morning with a bad hand.
18:43And you poured water on it.
18:45And I had a really bad morning.
18:46Why did you do that?
18:48And it's crusty.
18:49Wait, wait.
18:49Because I wanted to lighten the mood.
18:51Why did we need the mood light?
18:53And we're in a zen state.
18:57You're a hair expert.
18:58Who cares?
18:59It takes an hour.
19:00It does not take her an hour.
19:01She's an expert.
19:02Your hair is synthetic.
19:04It doesn't take as long.
19:05It is not synthetic.
19:07It's real hair.
19:10Came from a real head.
19:11Had real follicles.
19:13And it feels crusty.
19:14Oh, it does feel crusty.
19:16Yeah.
19:16So it's like people's piss.
19:17I wash my hair with the most expensive products.
19:21I scissor the treatment in.
19:22I blow it out with full tension so it looks like glass.
19:26And then I finish it off with a very nice oil.
19:29This takes some serious work.
19:31We're too old to dump water on each other's hair.
19:34So there's a reason that your hair looks like, well, like it does.
19:40And my hair looks like it does.
19:43This is so irritating to me because not one of you ladies who are supposed to be my friends
19:48has even asked me if Olivia texted me yesterday.
19:51Then why would you say something nasty about me when I was upset about a similar situation?
19:57It's going to be okay.
19:58No, it's not changing.
20:00Brooks is on a flight.
20:01I will not speak to him on Mother's Day.
20:03That was my chance to talk to him.
20:06I'm murdered.
20:07And I'm sad.
20:08Well, I didn't get to talk to my kids for three years, so.
20:11Of course.
20:12It's all about you.
20:16I'm saying at least you get to see your kids.
20:18I didn't get to see my kids for three years.
20:19Yeah, but that was based on your choices.
20:21Not based on...
20:22It was not based on my choices.
20:24You have no idea what I've been through.
20:26But you have said to the group that based on your decisions, your kids did not do that.
20:31And you put men before your kids.
20:32You said that.
20:32I did.
20:33But that would be very vulnerable and self-deprecating.
20:36But then don't judge her based on how she mothers.
20:39I'm not judging her.
20:39When you don't want people to judge you based on how you mother.
20:42Okay, this is totally like apples and oranges.
20:44How is it different?
20:45You can comment on my child, but she can't comment on yours.
20:48Because you used it to deflect.
20:50No, I did not.
20:50We were in a f***ing cooking class.
20:52You were in the middle of the heated argument, and then you started crying.
20:56It isn't the trademark.
20:58The length of your hair.
20:59I'm body count.
21:01That's just the last straw.
21:03I just had the worst mother's day ever.
21:06Oh, no.
21:06Oh, my God.
21:07Wait, what happened?
21:08Like, nobody's called you to speak.
21:11It's so early there.
21:13It's so early there.
21:14It's not that early.
21:15I'm sorry.
21:16We're eight hours ahead.
21:18I didn't do that.
21:19And then I thought you fake cried last night.
21:23Brittany is theatrical all the time, and she has a checklist.
21:26It's like she's in the middle of an argument, and she's like, okay, I'm going to cry about
21:29Olivia now.
21:30I need empathy because I'm losing this argument.
21:33Cry, cry, cry about my daughters.
21:35I'm so pathetic and sad.
21:37Okay, everyone feel bad for me.
21:38I need attention.
21:39Did I get enough?
21:40Yes, done.
21:41Check.
21:42You thought I fake cried, or are you just saying that to hurt my feelings?
21:44No, I think that you're dramatic.
21:46It was real.
21:47I was, no, I'm not kidding.
21:48I really thought it was fake.
21:49It was fully real.
21:51You garnered the sympathy you needed, and everybody softened, and the whole dynamic changed.
21:56Oh, it changed?
21:57I don't think so.
21:58We got right back.
21:58100%.
21:59We got right back into it.
22:00It's sad that I can't even speak up.
22:04I am sick of walking on eggshells around Meredith just so that somebody or something doesn't
22:09set her off.
22:10It's not fair.
22:11So is that what you do?
22:12You, like, garner the sympathy so that everyone will be softer on you?
22:16No, but Brittany.
22:16No, that's not what I do.
22:18Sorry, we have other guests that complain.
22:20If you can, please be quiet.
22:22So sorry.
22:23Sorry.
22:25But you can't be like, my kids mean more to me than her kids mean more to her.
22:28That's not what I was saying.
22:30No.
22:30But it came across that way.
22:31I'm saying she used it, and she gets to see her kids, like, on the daily.
22:35I didn't get to see my kids.
22:35You know what?
22:36I have the worst mother's day.
22:37Because I break my ass to make my relationships with my kids.
22:40Oh, yeah.
22:40Don't you dare.
22:41As if, as if I don't, I cannot stand her.
22:45Go away.
22:45Go disengage, Meredith.
22:46Go disengage.
22:47Yeah, I'm done.
22:47I don't want to be around you.
22:48I don't like you.
22:50You are absolutely despicable.
22:54Meredith.
22:55Meredith.
22:57It was all going so well.
22:59Meredith was finally zen until the annoying little sister started to poke the bear.
23:05You know, Britney can never just leave things the way they are.
23:08She has to antagonize Meredith.
23:11We were relaxing, and now Meredith is mad.
23:15You can leave.
23:16You keep using other people's lies.
23:17Yes.
23:18I'm going to do it and do it.
23:19Don't trademark that.
23:20Please be quiet.
23:22Say not to me.
23:23Will you say it?
23:24Sorry.
23:24Sorry.
23:25Sorry.
23:25We're getting kicked out.
23:26To the lady.
23:26Say not to me.
23:27Cousin.
23:50Can you bring wine?
23:51I got wine for getting ready.
23:53Yay.
23:53I'm trying to figure out your steamer.
23:55How do I open it?
23:56Unlock.
23:57Are you squinting at it?
23:59Yeah.
23:59My vision is getting bad.
24:00I just started doing that too.
24:02It's because you're getting old, and it's a horrible thing.
24:05You have to have glasses to really read or do anything in life, or you can just squint
24:10all the time and then have wrinkles.
24:12Tell me everything that happened at lunch.
24:14Lunch was so beautiful.
24:15We sat on the most beautiful balcony.
24:18Where were you guys?
24:18In the city?
24:19Yeah, Adronis, something like that, where you're, yeah, in, oh, oh,
24:25Oh, my God.
24:28Whitney, why is it doing this?
24:30And the snake?
24:30Oh, no.
24:32You know, a lot of people would think I would be offended by taking it in the face when I'm
24:36steaming Whitney's dress.
24:38Have you ever used this before?
24:40Nope.
24:42But I kind of liked it.
24:45I'm serious.
24:46What happened at lunch?
24:48It's sad.
24:49What did you guys talk about?
24:50That was sad.
24:51Meredith.
24:53Her behavior and the way she's been showing up and our concerns for her.
24:57Bronwyn and Mary, we all talked together about how we've noticed a change in Meredith.
25:04Mary?
25:04Mm-hmm.
25:05And it was so sweet.
25:06She started crying.
25:07She loves Meredith so much.
25:08What did she say?
25:10She's just worried about her.
25:13She recognizes that her behavior is off and different.
25:16I feel relieved that more people are concerned about Meredith.
25:23I just know that she can be, like, unengaged and then immediately, you know, freak out.
25:29And, like, I don't understand it, but it's a pattern.
25:33I was really trying to figure out, like, am I going to keep chasing Meredith?
25:39Or am I going to just let this friendship go?
25:40And after my lunch, I realized I really do care about her.
25:46And so it was just sweet for me to sit with Mary and Bronwyn and have a very honest conversation about someone we love.
25:53And that we're not the only two that see it.
25:56You guys, tonight's going to be the funnest night ever.
26:20I just saw Heather's butt.
26:23I just saw full, got a full view.
26:27I wore matching panties.
26:29You guys, look at the Aegean Sea right there.
26:33It looks insane.
26:34It could be a GNC.
26:36Aegean, Aegean, whatever the f*** it is.
26:40Have you ever read the secret, like, language of trees?
26:43No.
26:44Oh, my gosh.
26:45Don't tell us.
26:45It is the most powerful trees are, I love to read and I love to have my bare feet on the ground.
26:53When we build our house, we have an area that's just for grounding.
26:57I just feel like we need to be so clear.
27:00You can be a very, very rich hippie, which having a ground area in your new house is grounding.
27:07It's still hippie.
27:07It's very rich.
27:08Do you know every tree in the world?
27:10It means that you are it.
27:12I am obsessed with trees.
27:15We have beautiful trees in front of our house and I will literally talk to them.
27:19I'll tell them it's okay to tap me on the shoulder.
27:22It's like their way of giving hugs.
27:24I'm not a hippie.
27:25I'm like, I'm spiritual.
27:27I'm spiritual.
27:28They all talk to each other.
27:30There's like a hidden language between trees and, you know, they have personalities.
27:36Like, trees are magic.
27:38Lisa, if the trees wanted to talk to each other, they wouldn't be able to get a word in if you two were in the forest with them.
27:46Like, oh my gosh, you trees talk to each other.
27:48I love that.
27:49What are you talking about?
27:51Just like, I love your rock.
27:51Are you aspen?
27:52Yeah, you're an aspen.
27:53I love aspen.
27:54Aspen is my favorite tree.
27:55It's my favorite tree.
27:56It's like, what trees are talking to Lisa Barlow?
28:00Amongst themselves or to her?
28:03Brittany, I wanted to ask you, did you throw up every day when we were in Canawan?
28:08Didn't we all sort of get sick when the...
28:09I know.
28:10That's why I said now.
28:11When the boat sort of went like four bands.
28:14Yours wasn't from alcohol.
28:16I just started getting motion sick the last 36 hours.
28:20It wasn't from like...
28:21What's it called?
28:21Drinking in your room.
28:22Going in the bathroom and tipping the bottle.
28:27Was it more than what I saw?
28:29You drinking and then throwing up over the side?
28:31What is Lisa talking about?
28:33If Lisa had a problem with this, wouldn't she have brought this up on the yacht?
28:37Like, why is she bringing this up weeks later?
28:40Are we running out of things to talk about in the group?
28:44What's your agenda here?
28:45You're trying to stir something up, Lisa Barlow.
28:48Brittany, you little lush.
28:50I heard that you were drinking, throwing up.
28:54Drinking, throwing up.
28:55Sounds like a girl's trip to me.
28:57Are you an alcoholic?
28:58What?
28:59I heard you were drunk the whole entire boat ride and you would throw up.
29:02From who?
29:03And then start drinking again.
29:04From whom?
29:05What are you doing right now?
29:07Yeah.
29:07Who told you that?
29:08I just heard it in a conversation.
29:10I was told that she was non-stop drinking all day and night to the point of vomiting, would
29:18go throw up and then just start drinking over it.
29:21That's like an alcoholic.
29:22It's clearly unusual behavior.
29:26Oh my gosh.
29:28From who?
29:29I honestly don't know who said it.
29:31Everyone saw me do this and no one had a problem with it then other than Meredith.
29:35So, who's talking about me?
29:37Who's making this a thing?
29:39Make it right, Aunt.
29:56Be careful, Heather.
29:56Mary, right here.
29:58Right?
29:58Here we are.
29:59So cute.
30:00Oh, I feel like if I would tater off that, we are going down.
30:03Look at this.
30:04Oh my God, this is slippery.
30:05I know.
30:06A slippery slope.
30:07Like some of the friendships.
30:09To get anywhere in this town, you have to take stairs.
30:12I know.
30:13Angie.
30:13I gotcha.
30:14Hold on to the rail.
30:15I'm so glad I didn't wear heels.
30:17Be careful, you'll break a neck.
30:19Thanks.
30:21No.
30:27They have burrata, Lisa.
30:29Oh, I love a burrata salad.
30:30I know you love a burrata.
30:31Okay, tell me how they have everything.
30:33Santorinian eggplant cream.
30:35It's a buffalo burrata.
30:36It's a buffalo.
30:37I think buffalo burrata is made from a buffalo milk.
30:41Buffalo is a spicy.
30:42No?
30:42Maybe buffalo New York.
30:44Oh.
30:45Buffalo-shaped burrata.
30:47We're going to have to ask questions.
30:50Hello, ladies.
30:51Welcome to Barlow Restaurant.
30:52Hi.
30:52I am Andreas.
30:53I'll be your waiter for tonight.
30:54Hi, Andreas.
30:55If it's possible, you can start with the drinks.
30:57Yes.
30:58Let's do it.
30:58Do you guys have sambuca or anise that?
31:01That is good.
31:02Or like a mastica.
31:03It's got the anise.
31:05How many shots would you like with your mastica?
31:08Who wants a shot of this mastica?
31:10You don't have to.
31:11Yeah, the whole table.
31:12I'm tempted, but...
31:14Yeah, the whole table.
31:14It's the whole table.
31:15Oh, never mind.
31:16I'm going to do it, so we can try it.
31:17Okay, thank you.
31:19Okay.
31:20Okay, but it's fine?
31:22You guys are managing it?
31:24This is my mom's last weekend in her house, as they've sold it, and Todd flew out to kind
31:29of last minute swoop in and help get it done, and he's keeping me up to date, but I think
31:34it's wearing on both of them, so I feel incredibly guilty that it's not me who's there.
31:41You seem a little stressed.
31:42I'm really stressed.
31:43A friend of mine is by my mom's house, and it's super exciting.
31:46My mom's ready to be done with it, but she has to be out by the 15th, so while I'm here,
31:52she's packing the last...
31:53I mean, they've had that house since I was six months old, you know what I mean?
31:56Oh, that's just a lot.
31:57So Gwen and Todd and I have been going back and forth and helping, but she's down to
32:00like the last few things, and she's...
32:02Like Todd just said, he called just to be like, are you fine?
32:04You know, what's going on?
32:05And she was like, everything's awful.
32:07So he's like, I'm flying out there right now.
32:08Like, I feel bad.
32:09I feel like I should be there.
32:10But it's also my dad going into memory care.
32:13My mom just having this brain tumor, moving out of a house she's had for 40 years.
32:17It's just a lot of change for her right now.
32:20It's a lot of change.
32:21Sorry.
32:22Okay.
32:22When you tell me to...
32:23When you tell me to...
32:24You need me to call you, it freaks me out.
32:26Like, my stomach drops on my butt hole, you know what I mean?
32:27So...
32:28You're okay?
32:30Yes.
32:30And you know, this is the Todd that people don't see.
32:35This is the Todd I love.
32:37Didn't have to be asked.
32:41Todd would do anything for my family.
32:43He's so generous.
32:44He's so wonderful.
32:46Sometimes I think he's a moron and does the dumbest shit, but this Todd is there for me no matter what.
32:56Is it Todd that doesn't get acknowledged enough?
32:58It was so...
33:01Ronron, is everything okay?
33:02Everything was all...
33:03Yeah, yeah.
33:03I mean, it's just...
33:04Todd just...
33:05Todd texted me.
33:05He was like, can you call me?
33:06He just was telling me stuff about my mom's house.
33:08What did you say about it?
33:09It's just...
33:10It's just a lot.
33:10It's a lot there.
33:11Is he stressed?
33:12Uh, yeah.
33:14Is your mom doing any better?
33:15I think yesterday was really hard.
33:17It was Mother's Day.
33:17None of her kids were there.
33:19I think it felt, like, intense that Todd had to come help.
33:21But it's good.
33:22I'm here.
33:22I'm good.
33:23I'm ready.
33:23Let's have dinner.
33:24Like we're saying here in Greece, it's Yama's.
33:27Yama's!
33:28I've got him trained.
33:29Yama's!
33:30Yama's!
33:31Greek for the week!
33:32Greek for the week!
33:34Yama's!
33:34You guys are, like, basically Greek now.
33:36You're in a car home.
33:37It smells like perfume.
33:38Can you chew it?
33:39I like to sip it.
33:40Do we sip it or we just drink it?
33:42I sip it.
33:42I just lick it.
33:43Don't you think it's interesting?
33:44Tell me.
33:45I've been licking it.
33:46I'm going to sip it because I love to taste it.
33:47What's the proof of alcohol?
33:49Yeah, I love to, like, savor the flavor.
33:52Yeah.
33:52It's delicious.
33:55You have to lick it.
33:56That's the strongest point of your taste buds.
33:59You know what?
34:00That's the last.
34:01You know what's crazy?
34:02Dude.
34:02The emotion is a lot of alcohol.
34:04Everyone do it like Mary.
34:05Everyone drink it like Mary.
34:07I'm just...
34:07Oh, my God.
34:08I love the way to taste it.
34:08Is that what I'm doing?
34:09I have a living.
34:10Mary, this is what you look like, for the record.
34:14Wait, but then you're going to do the face after.
34:16Sit and face after.
34:17I don't know.
34:18Everyone...
34:19I can't.
34:19I don't know.
34:21I like it.
34:25Lisa, I want to know where the whole, like, alcoholic thing came from.
34:28Please tell me, like, who was talking about me like I'm an alcoholic?
34:31I just heard that you threw up more than once on the boat.
34:34By who?
34:34I heard it, and I told Lisa.
34:37Well, you heard it from who?
34:43I heard it through the grapevine.
34:44From whom did you hear that?
34:48A little birdie.
34:49Who's the little mysterious birdie?
34:56My roommates?
35:01Why don't we have to talk about throw up?
35:04I'm not outing anyone who said anything.
35:09Bronwyn told me that she was roommates with Brittany,
35:12and that she spent the entire time drinking to the point of vomiting
35:16and then starting to drink again.
35:18So I'm not going to take credit for saying this,
35:20because that's not what I said.
35:21What actually happened is Meredith came to me and said,
35:24was Brittany throwing up on the boat?
35:26Did you see this?
35:27And I said, of course I saw it.
35:29We roomed together.
35:29We shared a bathroom.
35:31I saw her throwing up.
35:33There was no insinuation that she was drunk,
35:35that she was drinking and throwing up.
35:37Meredith said, I've seen her drinking and throwing up.
35:40And all I said was, we shared a bathroom.
35:43That's really not cool.
35:45Meredith is such a hypocrite.
35:46She's not speaking to Whitney for weeks
35:48for accusing her of being an alcoholic pill popper.
35:51And now she thinks it's okay to do that to me?
35:53Does anyone at the table think that she has a drinking problem?
35:57No.
35:57Well, I don't judge.
35:59I don't judge.
36:00But it sounds pretty judged to say,
36:02unless I eat.
36:03Kesa, let's not joke about that.
36:04Because it's a serious accusation.
36:07I outed Elkie.
36:09Why?
36:10Because if you're pounding drinks
36:11and then throwing up and then pounding them again,
36:14that's really not great.
36:15There was no pounding of drinks.
36:16I can't pound drinks.
36:17Belisa, why are you saying that about Brittany?
36:20We can't call Meredith an alcoholic,
36:23but we can call you an alcoholic?
36:26Nobody called her an alcoholic.
36:28I outed Elkie.
36:30Just because you said Elkie doesn't make it cute.
36:32I'm not talking to you.
36:33I didn't say she was.
36:35I didn't point at her and say,
36:36alcoholic pill popper.
36:38I asked you.
36:38You said alcoholic loss.
36:40I added the Elkie lotion to make it less serious.
36:43Yeah, you did.
36:43That's not less serious.
36:44When I said that to Meredith,
36:45you annihilated me.
36:46Did you call her an alcoholic?
36:47That is a double standard.
36:49Don't do that.
36:51That's not cute.
37:02I added the Elkie lotion to make it less serious.
37:06That is a double standard.
37:08Don't do that.
37:10That's not cute.
37:13Say sorry to her.
37:16Say sorry and then move on.
37:18I'm sorry.
37:18I don't think you're an alcoholic.
37:20Okay.
37:20All right.
37:21Four.
37:22Phew.
37:23Excuse me, ladies.
37:24Oh, thank you.
37:25You're welcome.
37:26Moving on from booze and boys.
37:29What about like you're successful,
37:31you're interesting, right?
37:33Your acting history is pretty successful.
37:35I mean, you were on the mistletones,
37:37which is pretty cool.
37:38You have an IMDb.
37:39You accomplished a lot of people's dreams.
37:42You were on Broadway.
37:43Yeah, I think she's more accomplished
37:45than a lot of us.
37:47What?
37:51Can I ask you what you just said?
37:53You said Britney's a great actress,
37:55and that's nice.
37:56You were standing up for her
37:57and then the last thing you said was,
37:58frankly, Britney's more accomplished
38:00than most of the people at this table.
38:03Yeah, I heard that.
38:04That's weird.
38:07Why would you say one of us
38:09is more accomplished than the other?
38:10Like I've been in five or six.
38:11I've sold three businesses.
38:13I'm smart.
38:13I'm talking about like she has accolades.
38:15There's more people than that.
38:16You do.
38:16I have design awards
38:18and all kinds of other things.
38:20One at a time.
38:22I don't even know how we're defining success,
38:24but it's comical
38:25that the thought of Britney
38:27having more than them
38:28drives them crazy.
38:31I'm not saying anything
38:32other than like,
38:33she doesn't relate.
38:34She's not like a lonely house mouse
38:35that doesn't have anything
38:36on her resume.
38:37Well, I was called dumb today.
38:40You're delusional.
38:41It's like the lights are on,
38:42but no one's home.
38:43The lights are home?
38:45You don't even know what that means.
38:47That's how much they're not on.
38:50You're getting low, Angie.
38:51It's true, though.
38:52You're calling me stupid.
38:55Everyone here, like,
38:56loves to pile on Britney,
38:58and the truth is
38:58she doesn't like sit here and like-
39:00Okay, so you're her mouthpiece?
39:05Do you think I'm her mouthpiece?
39:07I'm not trying to be.
39:08I don't want to fight
39:09with you guys over Britney.
39:10Well, you do.
39:11You seem to go real hard.
39:14I do not like the pylons on Britney.
39:16It's the lowest-come denominator.
39:19Like, she's trying to be a good sport
39:21while the bullies are stealing her lunch money.
39:25I can't help it.
39:26Well, thank him if someone comes to my rescue.
39:28It's not like that.
39:28Why don't you come to your own rescue?
39:30I do.
39:32At some point,
39:33she's got to stand up for herself.
39:35I know.
39:35Wait, wait, wait.
39:36Heather,
39:37we're asking Lisa to step back
39:38and allow Meredith
39:39to communicate
39:40and find her voice with friends.
39:44There's times where you're really hurt,
39:46but you haven't been able to say, like,
39:48this is how you're making me feel.
39:51And you've got Lisa
39:52trying to tell people how you feel,
39:55but it's not the same.
39:56And you're trying to tell everyone
39:57how Britney feels
39:58or how they should-
39:59I didn't-
39:59I didn't mean to do that.
40:00It's the mother in you.
40:01I didn't mean to do that.
40:01And you need to allow Britney
40:02to find her voice in the group.
40:04Right.
40:05And kind of, like,
40:06fight her own battles.
40:06Yeah.
40:07Let her figure it out with Meredith.
40:09Let Meredith figure it out
40:10with everyone else
40:11without Lisa stepping in.
40:13No, no.
40:14I think there's a big difference
40:15between what Heather does
40:16for Britney and the underdog
40:18versus what Lisa does for Meredith.
40:20Yeah, but you guys just don't-
40:21I haven't even said
40:22what the f*** it is yet!
40:23Shut up!
40:24You shut the f*** up.
40:25Don't ever talk like that to me again.
40:26Lisa, I love you,
40:28but you're funny.
40:28Just stop.
40:29That was an accident
40:30that was not on purpose.
40:31Lisa, you-
40:31Whoa.
40:32Hold my hand,
40:33because that's the only way-
40:33Just give me seven seconds.
40:35No, but don't talk to me
40:36like that.
40:37Seven.
40:38You are-
40:38It was an accident.
40:39It's final.
40:40But I have a new one.
40:40Seven.
40:41I just don't like you guys
40:42telling me what to do
40:43and what not to do.
40:44I don't like it.
40:45If I want to stand up for her,
40:46I will stand up for her.
40:47I didn't say anything yet,
40:49and you're assuming
40:50what I'm going to f***ing do.
40:51Ladies, excuse me.
40:53Unfortunately,
40:54the restaurant will be closed.
40:56Oh, Lord.
40:57So, thank you so much
40:58for your visit.
40:58Thank you so much.
40:59Scotty, thank you.
41:02Scotty, so much.
41:02And get out.
41:03I want to tell you,
41:05like, I never in a million years
41:06thought I was going to form
41:07a friendship.
41:08We have to go now.
41:08And there's a lot of-
41:11He is kicking us out.
41:13Sorry, you have to go now.
41:16He is kicking us out.
41:18This is my country, sir.
41:20Sorry, but this is-
41:22This one is close, my lady.
41:26Okay.
41:26This is embarrassing.
41:29First, we get kicked out of the spa,
41:31and now we're getting kicked
41:32out of a restaurant.
41:33We need to get out.
41:34Get out.
41:35I'm so sorry.
41:36I mean, Greeks party
41:37until the sun comes up,
41:38and we're getting kicked
41:39out of a restaurant?
41:41Like, it's bad.
41:42Okay.
41:43Wow.
41:43I'm sorry.
41:44This is embarrassing.
41:45This is too slow.
41:46I have never-
41:46Please don't forget your stuff.
41:48Oh, my God.
41:48Please don't come back.
41:49Please don't come back.
41:50I'm leaving.
41:50Oh, my God.
41:52I'm leaving.
41:52Please, like,
41:53I don't want you coming back.
41:54Let's get out of here.
41:56I've never been kicked out
41:58of a Greek restaurant in my life.
42:00That was so embarrassing.
42:03Next time on the season finale
42:09of The Real Housewives
42:11of Salt Lake City.
42:12Oh, my cousin lives in Greece.
42:17Meredith said to me,
42:18what did you guys talk about
42:19at lunch yesterday?
42:21You sold me out,
42:22and I don't know
42:23who the f***
42:23you're going to use next.
42:24We can't even tell Meredith
42:25because we feel like
42:26something's wrong.
42:27We also love her
42:28and don't want to hurt her.
42:29You tell her that, too, then.
42:30Don't sit there
42:31and kick you around there.
42:32I have one question.
42:34What is there to talk about?
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