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00:00I'm sorry, didn't I wake you?
00:18Tea.
00:23Don't even think about it.
00:25Nothing happened today.
00:27Of course not, she's got too much class.
00:29She'd never steep.
00:31First the christening, then Linda.
00:33Two weeks, and already everyone hates your guts.
00:36That's got to be a record, isn't it?
00:37No, I'm on it. I'm sorting it out, aren't I?
00:39Oh, is that going to be a New Year's resolution?
00:41Yeah, exactly.
00:43Don't do me that tea, will you? My ears banging.
00:45Oh, you want a cuppa?
00:47Then go to the caf.
00:49And you go near my daughter again.
00:51And I'll come at you with a carving knife.
00:59Harry's Barn, tonight I am having a killer of a New Year's Eve party.
01:06So come along, start your 2026 off right.
01:09I think I'm a bit too old for that.
01:11Oh, well you weren't invited anyway.
01:13No offence, but I want a young, lively, fashionable crowd.
01:17That's us.
01:19It's going to be a lot more fun than any sad little affair you and Elaine are going to have.
01:27Ooh, a lot less drama too.
01:29And what's that supposed to mean?
01:30Lover boy.
01:31Hey, you made quite a splash at the christening.
01:36I think I've lost my appetite.
01:38Just leave it to me, okay?
01:40Ian, don't.
01:41Thanks.
01:46What is this fancy dress?
01:48No, I'm covering for my mum.
01:50She's at the dentist.
01:52Right, cup of tea.
01:53And she left me strict instructions that you are not to be served your bartender.
01:58Ian, I just want a cup of tea.
01:59Is that too much to ask?
02:01You ruined a beautiful day.
02:06That actually suits you, that does.
02:11What's that?
02:20Causing trouble?
02:21Yeah, always.
02:23Oh, don't tell me you're interested.
02:26Oh, he's old.
02:28Well, I'm not adverse to a wrinkle or two.
02:30No.
02:31No, old geezers.
02:32They've got to be hot and young.
02:34Yeah?
02:35Yeah, new house rule.
02:36Oh, by the way, I'm moving in with Penny.
02:38Oh, are you?
02:39Mm-hmm.
02:40I mean, beggars can't be choosers, so.
02:41Let's go to this party.
02:42From the new year in with the bang.
02:44Oh, meet some hot blokes.
02:45Oh, jeez.
02:46I need it.
02:47It's been too long.
02:48Oh, darling.
02:49Cobwebs, is it?
02:56That man killed our son.
02:58I just can't bear it.
03:00If you have any more issues with him, okay?
03:03Okay.
03:04You come straight to me and I'll deal with it.
03:06I promise you.
03:07Sorry.
03:12So, is it good to be back?
03:14Yeah, great.
03:15Trying to keep busy, you know.
03:17Yeah, well, I'm busy myself for the rest of the day.
03:19Sort the stuff out for Nigel.
03:21But, uh, I'll be back next week, all right?
03:24Yeah.
03:30Sorry.
03:31Sorry, I'll just, uh...
03:34Just what?
03:37Listen, I know.
03:38I know it's hard, you know, being out.
03:40All this temptation around you.
03:43It's not that.
03:44It's just difficult after everything that happened.
03:46Listen, you've got nothing to be ashamed of.
03:48Yeah?
03:50Believe me, I know a thing or two about addiction and advice.
03:53It's like a 24-hour job just trying to keep on top of it.
03:56But you concentrate on work, keep your head down and...
03:58You'll do it. You'll be fine.
03:59How can I be fine?
04:01I hate the fact that my dad, my family, having to pay for this.
04:04When other people walk around and scot-free, it ain't right.
04:06It's not fair.
04:08Someone crosses my family.
04:10I...
04:11I deal with them. That's how I sleep at night.
04:13You got an itch, you scratch it.
04:16Any problems?
04:19Give me a call.
04:28I don't know what I wrote in that end.
04:30Er...
04:31No, that end.
04:32You got it?
04:37I'm sorry about the other day.
04:39Well, my fault.
04:42Peter is a very irritating bloke.
04:44Yeah, a hot bloke.
04:46You're bummering Lauren.
04:48So?
04:49He is hacked off of you.
04:51Yeah. Yeah, I know.
04:53I'm gonna make it up to it.
04:55Lauren.
04:56Yeah, well, tell her that, won't you?
04:58Yeah, well, she won't listen to me, will she?
04:59Well, I'll take you out for lunch later.
05:00Yeah.
05:01I'll say sorry.
05:02Give me a chance to make it up with you both.
05:03Yeah, look, she's not gonna be into that.
05:04Well, just maybe don't tell her that you're meeting me, aren't I?
05:05An ambush?
05:06Yeah.
05:07What could possibly go wrong?
05:08Come on, Oscar, just a forever's.
05:09Family.
05:11I can't talk her around.
05:21I just need your help.
05:31It's not your fault.
05:32No, it's him.
05:34It's always him.
05:35It's just him, innit?
05:36Yes, but the whole day was ruined.
05:38but the whole day was ruined.
05:39And Jimmy might not remember it, but Louie definitely will.
05:42Yeah.
05:42We don't get another shot.
05:44I just feel like I let them both down.
05:49I, uh...
05:51All right.
05:52We're just moving everything back in.
05:54Yeah, I'm actually just gonna pop out.
05:55See you later.
05:59What was that about, Max?
06:03I don't know, we'd all be just so much better off
06:04if he just weren't around.
06:06What are we gonna do? He just ruins everything.
06:08He makes Lauren unhappy.
06:09I just wish there was a way we could just get rid of him.
06:12No.
06:13I might just have an idea.
06:17Hey!
06:19It was nice to see you.
06:20Uh, sorry. I've got things to do.
06:23Well, what about later?
06:24Hi.
06:25I don't know. Catch up.
06:26About...
06:27Stuff.
06:28Oh.
06:30Jasmine.
06:30What? No. What? No.
06:32Well, maybe.
06:34I don't know, my head's mashed.
06:35I could do with, um, talking it through.
06:37Are you asking for some help, little brother?
06:39Buy you lunch, a bit.
06:41Ooh.
06:43Last of the big spenders.
06:45I can stretch them pie.
06:47Chips.
06:48That's it.
06:49Deal.
06:50I'll see you there.
06:51Piano, farmer.
06:55Piano, farmer.
07:13Go, man, go.
07:15So what does he like?
07:22Well, just ask him, yeah, yeah.
07:24Get in your baby.
07:25No.
07:26So just keep your eye on him and make sure that he don't disappear.
07:29That's all you've got to do.
07:29Well, can I call you?
07:30It's all right.
07:31We're going to be busy, you know, sorting out care homes and stuff.
07:33And I can't have you on the phone, you know,
07:35going into a meltdown every time he thinks he's 19 again.
07:38And don't worry about it.
07:39It'll be absolutely fine.
07:40Thank you for doing this for us.
07:42Really appreciate it.
07:43No problem.
07:44Anything we can do to help.
07:45Oh, and, um, just a word of advice.
07:48When Nigel gets confused, as he often does,
07:50the best thing is just to play along with it.
07:52Don't try and correct him or anything.
07:54Path of least resistance.
07:55Yeah, I will.
07:56Hi, her.
07:57Hi, her.
07:58Does anyone fancy a cup to you?
08:00Yeah, I'd love one.
08:02Do you fancy going for a bit of lunch later?
08:05We can go to the caf or the vic, whatever you fancy.
08:07Yeah, yeah.
08:08Yeah.
08:09Yeah, so you, um,
08:10might want to stick on some strides first, no?
08:14Yeah.
08:14Of course.
08:15Um,
08:16this is strictly casual wear.
08:18No, I'll, I'll get dressed.
08:21Sorry.
08:22All right, darling, what can I get you?
08:38Um, a G&T double.
08:40Okay.
08:40I'm sorry, Alf, I'll get, I'll get her.
08:42It's all right.
08:44Yeah, um,
08:45Patrick's filled me in on everything.
08:52Look, if you need anyone to talk to,
08:54I'm here.
08:57Thanks.
08:59Here you go, darling.
09:00So, how's Paddy doing?
09:02Not great.
09:03Oh.
09:03So, what, you moved back in?
09:05No, no, no, not yet.
09:06I've just managed to get the,
09:07the pub open,
09:08but it's all, er,
09:09it's all very quiet, you know?
09:10All right.
09:11There you go.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Lovely.
09:13Thanks, sweetheart.
09:14See you.
09:22You're flying low, nice.
09:23What?
09:24I've no idea what you're talking about.
09:33You look so beautiful today.
09:36Aw.
09:37I love you, Julie.
09:39Sorry, mate,
09:40I, I don't want to embarrass you.
09:42It's just, um,
09:42it's our anniversary.
09:44Well, er,
09:45wedding.
09:46No, first date.
09:47No.
09:48It's exactly a year
09:49since we first met.
09:54Maybe we should do something tonight.
09:56Go out, you know,
09:56er,
09:57do something special.
09:59It's New Year's Eve, huh?
10:00Maybe, um,
10:01a meal.
10:03You know,
10:04just the two of us.
10:06That would be lovely.
10:07Oh.
10:10Oh.
10:11I should have known.
10:13Sorry, I just,
10:14yeah.
10:14Don't have a go here,
10:15Lauren, all right?
10:15I only asked him to get you here
10:16because I knew you wouldn't come for me.
10:17Yeah, two, right.
10:18Can we just not sit down and talk,
10:20please,
10:20for ten minutes?
10:22Well,
10:22when do we get a chance
10:23to spend time together
10:24just for rivers?
10:27Ten minutes.
10:28clock's ticking.
10:34I just want to apologise,
10:39that's all.
10:41To both of you,
10:41all right?
10:42I've been thinking about my behaviour,
10:43all right?
10:43How messed up it is.
10:46How messed up I am.
10:48I keep repeating the same
10:49toxic patterns
10:50I have done for years.
10:51just self-destructive,
10:54isn't it?
10:54Pointless.
10:58I'm sorry I hurt you,
10:59all right?
11:00But I just hurt everyone,
11:01don't I?
11:01Because I've got a problem.
11:04But we'll sort it out,
11:05all right?
11:09I've been trying to figure out
11:10a way to stop
11:11because I really do
11:11want to stop.
11:14I'm determined.
11:15To do what?
11:22It's a,
11:22it's a private conversation.
11:25You want to know
11:26what he's been doing
11:26the past couple of days,
11:27do you?
11:27Elaine, please,
11:28do me a favour.
11:29Getting smashed
11:30and trying to bed my daughter.
11:32Hands all over her.
11:33You're disgusting.
11:34She feels defiled.
11:35If you don't believe me,
11:37ask her.
11:42You know,
11:43that wasn't even true.
11:43You know,
11:44for a second,
11:44I,
11:45I actually,
11:46I actually started
11:48to believe you.
11:51But when it comes
11:52to a quick bunk-up,
11:52we are,
11:53we are always
11:53going to be second best.
11:54No, that's not fair,
11:55all right?
11:55You and your brother
11:56are the most important
11:56thing in the world
11:57to me, Lauren.
11:58Yeah, keep telling
11:59yourself that.
12:02My kids come first,
12:04all right?
12:04Always have,
12:05always will.
12:06Do you think
12:07Abby or Bradley
12:08would agree with that?
12:10I don't.
12:10Oscar, Oscar.
12:17Oscar.
12:29Come on, Chase.
12:31There.
12:31Let me see.
12:37Bye.
12:38Cheers.
12:38Bye.
12:38Cheers.
12:39Time.
12:40Cheers.
12:41Cheers.
12:41Cheers.
13:21Drinking alone?
13:23Not a good cycle.
13:26You wanna join me?
13:28I don't think that Jack would like that food much, do you?
13:32No, I guess not.
13:41Max, got a minute?
13:44No.
13:45Come on, don't be like that. I'm not your enemy, okay?
13:47I had my cup of tea earlier.
13:49No, that was down to me mum.
13:50I know what it's like to be hated by everyone,
13:53feel like you're the outsider.
13:54Not you, Ian, all right?
13:55No, you're not, all right? But I understand, all right?
13:57I understand how it feels sometimes to feel like you're alone,
14:01but especially this time of year.
14:10What do you want?
14:12Nothing.
14:13Nah, go on.
14:14Yeah, I know you.
14:15Just spit it out, will you?
14:16Before I give you a slap.
14:18I've got a proposal.
14:19All right, a business proposal.
14:20Something that's mutually beneficial.
14:21Not interested.
14:22All right, mate.
14:23Max, I've got you a...
14:25Let's call it a little present, yeah?
14:41What's this for?
14:43Help you out.
14:46Help you on your...
14:48way.
14:49Look, it seems to me like there's...
14:52nothing left for you around here anymore.
14:55All right, so...
14:57Why don't you do yourself and everyone else a favour,
15:00and...
15:01just...
15:03disappear?
15:04I'll tell you what.
15:05Think of that...
15:07as travel, you all right?
15:09Just...
15:11help me on your way.
15:12What do you think on that jeep?
15:15Max,
15:16there is nothing left for you here.
15:19Don't you see that?
15:22Your kids hate you.
15:23Your brother hates you.
15:24Nobody, nobody...
15:26wants you here anymore.
15:30All right, do yourself a favour...
15:32and just go.
15:42What did you think you were gonna do?
15:44Eh?
15:45What, attack him?
15:47Kill him?
15:48How's that gonna help?
15:49I can't...
15:50let Ravi strut around like nothing happened.
15:54Why does he get away with it?
15:57My dad's in prison.
15:58Barney's gone.
15:59He's destroyed our whole family.
16:01I need to do something.
16:03I need to pay him back.
16:05Yeah, but you kill him, and then what?
16:06What, everything's sorted?
16:07What, you're happy again, are ya?
16:08I don't know!
16:09I don't know!
16:11But if I don't, I know what's gonna happen.
16:13It's gonna keep playing with my head,
16:15and I'll start using again.
16:17I don't want to, but I'll relapse.
16:18I know I will.
16:19You okay? You okay? You okay?
16:20Oh, darling, I'm here for you, Lord.
16:26I can't let him get away with this.
16:30I can't.
16:31No, no.
16:32No, no.
16:35And neither can I.
16:36What does that mean?
16:37Look, we are gonna do this together, Harry.
16:39Yeah, but we have got to play this right.
16:41We've got to take our time.
16:43It has to be planned carefully
16:45so that it doesn't come back on us.
16:47I promise you, darling,
16:50Ravi Galati
16:52is gonna pay.
16:54Service.
16:55Yeah, I'm coming.
16:56Service!
17:00Follow your best bubbly, please.
17:02Okay.
17:03We're celebrating our engagement.
17:06Right.
17:07Yeah.
17:08We're getting married, me and Julie.
17:10Yeah.
17:11I'm very excited.
17:13On the AS, yeah?
17:14Aw.
17:15Aw, thanks.
17:18Well, then, what are we doing later?
17:20Um...
17:21Well, you know, it's New Year's Eve.
17:23Is it?
17:24Yeah.
17:25We could go to a party.
17:27Yeah, only if there's dancing.
17:30I'm a really good dancer.
17:32And I love dancing, so...
17:34Let's do it.
17:35I love this one.
17:36Turn it up, Sharon!
17:37Oh, oh, oh.
17:42Oh!
17:43Oh!
17:44Oh!
17:45Oh!
17:46To the dark.
17:52You spin me.
17:54What are you doing?
17:57Oi, are you okay?
18:05What is this?
18:07Well, I thought we'd have another go at christening, DIY.
18:11It seemed like a good idea, but it's essentially just a bowl of water and a couple of candles.
18:15So it's not quite the same, but...
18:17It is so sweet.
18:20Louis has actually just gone to bed so much to wait till the morning, but...
18:25I love this idea, though.
18:26Yeah.
18:31I'm so lucky to have a husband like you.
18:34You're so kind and considerate.
18:37You've just got the biggest heart in the world.
18:42You just...
18:43You deserve the best, Lauren.
18:47You know that, don't you?
18:49Do I?
18:50Yes.
18:51You deserve better than him.
18:53A dad like him, you know?
18:57Well, I've got you now.
18:57You and my boys.
19:01I don't need him in my life.
19:04I actually just need to get him out of my head.
19:06Why don't we go out?
19:09You know, blow off some steam.
19:11See the new year in style.
19:15What about our kids?
19:18Don't!
19:19I've told Gran and she could babysit.
19:22Come on, it'll just be you and me.
19:24We'll just...
19:25We'll put the past behind us.
19:26No Max.
19:27Just...
19:29Just us two.
19:30Look in...
19:31Look into the future.
19:33Together.
19:36Yeah?
19:37What are you doing?
19:53I don't know.
19:55What's it look like?
19:57This ain't because of the other night.
19:59Oh, no, no.
19:59I'm not having you blaming me, all right?
20:01You run out on your kids.
20:01That's on you.
20:02I ain't blaming you.
20:04For the record, all right?
20:05I'm sorry about what happened.
20:08I was drunk, yeah?
20:08I was out of order.
20:09Yeah, you were.
20:10You know, I feel bad.
20:12You're right to knock me back.
20:16You're a lovely, nice person, yeah?
20:17But you should just...
20:19stay as far away from me as possible.
20:21What do you think?
20:23Paid for the room.
20:25But you don't have to go right now.
20:26Yeah, of course I do.
20:28No-one wants me here, do they?
20:31Everyone hates my guts.
20:32So what's the point of staying?
20:34Yourself?
20:34No.
20:35No, it wouldn't work.
20:38I spent years, years trying to change, you know?
20:40Something always goes wrong.
20:44Now, it's this place, you know?
20:46Got too much history here.
20:47Too many bad memories.
20:50I'll stay, I'm just gonna hurt people.
20:54It's best for everyone if I just go.
20:56Just run away?
20:57Yeah, exactly.
20:59Max Brannan.
20:59Coward.
21:01That's me.
21:06Say goodbye to Annie.
21:14No, no.
21:15It's on the house.
21:17New Year, new start.
21:19I don't want a war, Ravi.
21:22Cheers.
21:23No-one should be alone at all.
21:37Don't be alone. I'm losing.
21:39Sad and pathetic.
21:41That's what I do every year.
21:43It's my life.
21:47Well, maybe it's time for a change.
22:01There you go.
22:03I've got you a New Year's Eve present as well.
22:05Well, it's not just for you.
22:07It's for...
22:09Well, it's for everyone, the whole family.
22:11Oh, yeah? What is it?
22:13I got rid of Max.
22:15I'm coming, just give me a couple of minutes.
22:17Oi, watch where you're going, mate.
22:19Well, you got a licence for their meals.
22:21Max.
22:23Max.
22:25Max.
22:27Max.
22:29Max.
22:31I'm coming, just give me a couple of minutes.
22:33Hey, watch where you're going, mate.
22:35Well, you got a licence for their meals.
22:41Max.
22:43Max.
22:45Max.
22:47Seven, is that it all right?
22:49Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, um...
22:51Look, uh...
22:53I know what it's like to feel trapped, all right? Stuck.
22:57I'm an addict.
22:59Alcoholic.
23:01With you, it's other stuff, but...
23:03We're not so different.
23:07I do understand.
23:11You ain't a bad bloke.
23:13I know that.
23:15Things have...
23:17Things have gone wrong.
23:19When you was a kid.
23:21All sorts, but...
23:23You don't have to carry on the same.
23:25You've got a choice.
23:27You can choose to be the bloke that Tanya fell for.
23:31That had a family.
23:33A home.
23:35That I...
23:37You and me, you...
23:43You've got that inside of you.
23:47Yes.
23:49You're running away.
23:51Giving up is...
23:53It's not the answer, all right?
23:55You'll just end up somewhere else.
23:57Feel exactly the same.
23:59Maybe...
24:01Maybe your kids need you.
24:03More than you think they do.
24:05It's nice of you to say.
24:13It's true.
24:15Believe in yourself.
24:19I do.
24:25Happy New Year.
24:27Happy New Year.
24:29Happy New Year.
24:31Happy New Year.
24:33Happy New Year.
24:55Happy New Year.
24:57Happy New Year.
24:59Happy New Year.
25:01All right, everyone, fill your glasses.
25:09Five minutes to go.
25:13And fireworks to the square, courtesy of Bill's Eels.
25:18Hey, straight back here, and your first glass of bubbly's on the out.
25:22Yeah.
25:31Didn't you get the message?
25:45You're not welcome here.
25:48Can't pay me off, Ian.
25:51I'm staying.
25:52Right.
25:54Do you think you need to go?
25:55No, I don't think so.
26:01Don't be ruining it for everyone, do you?
26:04Yeah, tell them, Jack.
26:05Listen, I know.
26:06I know you both hate me, all right?
26:08And for good reason, yeah?
26:11I've done bad things.
26:13Those things are costing me a marriage, two kids, a family, all right?
26:16So I need to change.
26:19I can change.
26:20I know.
26:20I know you don't believe that, all right?
26:22I'm going to prove to you.
26:252026 is a year I'm going to become a proper dad, yeah?
26:31I know you don't.
26:31I know you don't.
26:32Hey.
26:36Oscar, please.
26:38Lauren.
26:39We just let them go.
26:41They're better off without you.
26:42You know that, don't you?
26:52Lauren.
26:55Lauren!
26:59Oscar!
27:01I swear, I swear on my life, I can change.
27:11I know I can.
27:14This time next year, you're going to be proud of me.
27:17Promise?
27:18Let's see, shall we?
27:20I very much doubt it.
27:2110, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,
27:31Oh yeah!
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