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00:00:00Can I help you with something? I'm your new roommate. Roommate? But you're a girl. Woman. If you haven't noticed
00:00:05This is a frat. It's against pan-hellenic rules for a girl to sleep over let alone live here. I have nowhere to go
00:00:10Look, she has nowhere else to go after this. She can stay. On one condition. No one touches her. I'm Wolf. You, uh, you around here? Wolf. Get the fuck away from her.
00:00:18Uh, Chase, what the hell?
00:00:21So much for no drama. Charlotte, if she's fair game, I deserve a shot. I like- She's not fair game, average.
00:00:27Obviously, I like you. A lot. It's killing me how much I like you. How much I want you. You want me? More than anything.
00:00:34Chase broke the rule that he made. He needs to be held accountable. Chase, care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called
00:00:41Cheerleader on steroids? Raven, don't. It's her or me. Take a shower with me.
00:00:46Hey, reminder. Every second counts. Yes, chef! It's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl.
00:00:52Charlotte Withers. Someone talked. I bet I know who.
00:00:56This whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
00:00:58I failed you as a leader. I'm stepping down.
00:01:00They're quitting on us?
00:01:01You're quitting your life later?
00:01:30Good morning, gorgeous.
00:01:44Can I help you with something?
00:01:45Charlotte Withers.
00:01:47I'm your new roommate.
00:01:49Roommate?
00:01:51But you're a girl.
00:01:53Woman.
00:01:54Look, I think you got the wrong house, babe.
00:01:56They called and said we'd be subletting to some guy named Charles.
00:01:59Charles is short for Charlotte.
00:02:01Misunderstanding.
00:02:02See, the paperwork to renew my house thing got misplaced.
00:02:05This thing is really heavy.
00:02:07You mind if we just have this discussion inside?
00:02:09I don't think...
00:02:10Great.
00:02:11Excuse me, guys.
00:02:12Sorry.
00:02:14Okay.
00:02:16Okay.
00:02:18Dibs.
00:02:24Bro, you are so trash.
00:02:26Stop cheating, bro.
00:02:27I'm gonna watch this, watch this.
00:02:28I ain't gotta cheat.
00:02:29Take your ill.
00:02:29I bet we made you.
00:02:30Take your ill, buddy.
00:02:32Goddamn.
00:02:32Get up.
00:02:33I don't look at you as I'm playing.
00:02:35Can you regret that, watch this?
00:02:36Mm-hmm.
00:02:38Hitmarker, really?
00:02:43Yo, what the fuck?
00:02:45I'm in the middle of a very serious ass kicking.
00:02:47Oh, man, stop it.
00:02:48You're not whooping shit.
00:02:50Now watch me cook.
00:02:51Look, I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you.
00:02:53There's no chance the prize lets you stay.
00:02:55Mmm, we'll see about that.
00:02:58In the meantime, how about you introduce me to my new brothers?
00:03:03Okay.
00:03:05Uh, this is Miguel and Austin.
00:03:07Yes, Miguel, the certified ass-topper.
00:03:09I'm gonna lie.
00:03:10Fuck, man.
00:03:11Fuck.
00:03:12Fuck.
00:03:12You were saying?
00:03:14Shut up, man.
00:03:15Uh, Tristan and Vincent are exchange students from Germany.
00:03:19They're still working on their English, though, so don't take their silence personally.
00:03:23I'm Darren, and this...
00:03:24Everett.
00:03:25Welcome to Croakington, sweetheart.
00:03:27I thought this was Theta Rho.
00:03:29Croakington's a nickname.
00:03:30For brothers only.
00:03:31Uh, guys, this is Charles.
00:03:35I guess she's...
00:03:37I'm your new roommate.
00:03:38Excuse me?
00:03:42Hey, Prez.
00:03:44Housing fucked up.
00:03:45This is Charles, our new sublet.
00:03:48Uh, Charlotte, it's nice to meet you.
00:03:51In case you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
00:03:53It's against pan-Hellenic policy for girls to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:03:58Wait, that's a real thing?
00:03:59I thought we were all just saying that so girls wouldn't try to cuddle after sex.
00:04:03You need to leave.
00:04:05I'd say pack your bags, but looks like you already got that covered.
00:04:10Jesus, not the waterworks.
00:04:12I'm sorry, I just...
00:04:14I have nowhere to go.
00:04:16My dad lives over four hours away, and I can't make this commute.
00:04:21Come on, Chase.
00:04:22She can stay one night.
00:04:25She can shack up with me?
00:04:26What do you say, Charles?
00:04:31Fine.
00:04:32Stop crying.
00:04:33One night.
00:04:34You're out tomorrow.
00:04:35Understand?
00:04:46Where's the kitchen?
00:04:52Oh, that's so disgusting.
00:05:02Seriously?
00:05:08You don't have a knife set?
00:05:09How do you cook?
00:05:11Ever hear of a dining hall?
00:05:13What about after college?
00:05:15I guess I'll just have to find myself a happy little homemaker like you, won't I?
00:05:22That doesn't go there.
00:05:24You think it's better?
00:05:26Just loose on the counter?
00:05:27I think it's pretty clear that when it comes to this house, you have no idea where things belong.
00:05:31Look at you two, bickering like an old married couple.
00:05:47I'm gonna, yeah.
00:05:50Why don't you leave well enough alone, huh?
00:05:52We don't need a maid.
00:05:53Holy shit!
00:06:08No!
00:06:09Hallelujah!
00:06:14What is this?
00:06:17It's my way of expressing my appreciation.
00:06:22I know I'm putting you guys at risk by staying here, and I'm grateful.
00:06:26It's been a really, really tough year, so thank you, and dig in.
00:06:32It's panko-crusted chevra, croquettes with quince, and prosciutto da parma overshaved fennel arugula salad.
00:06:49Cheese balls with meat, and this crazy green thing called salad.
00:06:54Yeah, I'm good.
00:06:56You won't even try it?
00:06:57You think I'll do anything you say just because you bat those doe eyes at me and flounce around in that cute little apron?
00:07:03I wasn't trying to...
00:07:04Your presence here threatens the existence of our charter, and I'll put my brother's well-being over a pretty face any day.
00:07:10So, check-out's noon tomorrow.
00:07:12Enjoy your final supper.
00:07:27A closed door means occupied.
00:07:29Chill out, Charles.
00:07:30I'm not looking.
00:07:31I'm a gentleman.
00:07:32I am just grabbing my stash.
00:07:38Oh, yeah.
00:07:38Please, make yourself comfortable.
00:07:40I will.
00:07:41You know, if I have to listen to Austin argue about how a video game contest should be our philanthropy for one more minute,
00:07:47I will actually lose my fucking mind.
00:07:49Okay, you have to go.
00:07:50I was being sarcastic.
00:07:52Bye now.
00:07:53Wait, wait, wait, Charles.
00:07:54There's something I really wanted to tell you.
00:07:55Purple might be my new favorite color.
00:08:00Such a gentleman.
00:08:02Have a good night.
00:08:03Bye.
00:08:03Bye.
00:08:04Oh, my God.
00:08:10What?
00:08:14Fuck me.
00:08:16Oh, shit.
00:08:17Did I die in my sleep and wake up in heaven?
00:08:20Oh, shit.
00:08:21Get this girl, it's cold.
00:08:22Always start your day with a real breakfast, not refined sugar.
00:08:27I'm looking at you, Vincent.
00:08:30I thought we had our mother in Frankfurt.
00:08:34Vincent.
00:08:34Cinnamon rolls are cooling in the oven.
00:08:37Enjoy.
00:08:39It's cold.
00:08:41Gotta get to O.J.
00:08:42Oh, my God.
00:08:52I've never had pancakes that taste like this.
00:08:54Bro, this orange juice is freshly fucking squeezed.
00:08:59And she took out the pulp.
00:09:01Damn.
00:09:01Let my mom do that for me.
00:09:02Oh, just like with all my girl.
00:09:05I ain't seen anything.
00:09:06Do you with the fucking...
00:09:07Okay, are we done?
00:09:08We still haven't settled on our philanthropy.
00:09:10And...
00:09:10Look, I still think that we could do the...
00:09:12Nope.
00:09:13We're not gonna do an open mic night.
00:09:14No.
00:09:15You practicing your tight five doesn't count as charity.
00:09:17Beg to differ.
00:09:19Any other suggestions?
00:09:22I got it.
00:09:24Remember that TikTok I sent you?
00:09:25About those guys in the UK serving bachelorette parties naked?
00:09:27Yeah, about that.
00:09:28Is there something that you need to share with the group?
00:09:31Fuck off.
00:09:32No, I'm saying we serve tickets to a fancy dinner
00:09:35and serve it boys and buff style.
00:09:37I've looked into a dinner service before.
00:09:39It's too expensive.
00:09:40We can't afford to hire a chef.
00:09:43We already have one in the house.
00:09:47Chef Charlotte.
00:09:49Have you lost your mind?
00:09:50Have you tried her food?
00:09:51That's right, Prez.
00:09:52You ain't never had bacon like this.
00:09:55What makes you think she would help us?
00:09:56Huh?
00:09:57She would if we let her stay.
00:10:01No.
00:10:02No.
00:10:02No way.
00:10:03We don't need her.
00:10:04Chase, come on, man.
00:10:05We've under-raised for philanthropy every year.
00:10:08We're getting fined.
00:10:09I'd rather get fined than lose the frat.
00:10:11It's against the rules.
00:10:12You guys want us to get our charter taken away?
00:10:14Am I really the only one here who gives a shit about Crokington?
00:10:17Why are you the only one that has a problem with this?
00:10:20Admin's the one that put Charles here in the first place.
00:10:22Right?
00:10:23Plus, your dad's the dean.
00:10:24He'll bail us out.
00:10:25You want to bet?
00:10:26Okay, then we keep it a secret.
00:10:28It's a win-win.
00:10:29We raise our shits on our money for charity,
00:10:30and Charlotte gets to stay.
00:10:33Look, she has nowhere else to go after this.
00:10:35It's not our problem.
00:10:36I said no.
00:10:37Fucking dictatorship again.
00:10:39What was that?
00:10:40It's a good idea, Chase.
00:10:41Come on, you know it is.
00:10:48Fucking God.
00:10:51Fine, she can stay.
00:10:52Woo!
00:10:53Let's go!
00:10:54Let's go!
00:10:54On one condition.
00:10:57No one touches her.
00:10:58I don't want us fighting over a girl.
00:11:00If I find out that anyone,
00:11:02it's more than just the roommate,
00:11:03her and that brother,
00:11:05are out.
00:11:07Got it?
00:11:08Got it.
00:11:09Scout's on her.
00:11:10I'm going to tell you the good news.
00:11:11No, you stay.
00:11:12I'll go.
00:11:15You tried.
00:11:16You tried.
00:11:17But that dude, as long as he doesn't fight,
00:11:19he-
00:11:26change of plans.
00:11:31You can stay.
00:11:33Wait, seriously?
00:11:34But I just-
00:11:35Rule number one,
00:11:36you don't tell anyone that you live here.
00:11:38Rule number two,
00:11:39you cook.
00:11:40Excuse me?
00:11:41For our philanthropy event.
00:11:42Every year, all the frats and sororities raise money
00:11:45to help kids get more access to school lunches.
00:11:47We want to do a dinner service,
00:11:49but we need a chef.
00:11:51Deal?
00:11:52Deal.
00:11:52Deal.
00:11:53Come on, I don't bite.
00:12:06But I do.
00:12:07Don't get it twisted, Charlotte.
00:12:09I'm not doing this for you.
00:12:11I'm doing this for the frat.
00:12:13Loud and clear, sir.
00:12:14Sorry.
00:12:23Your breakfast cakes were so delicious.
00:12:40How-
00:12:41How I can make-
00:12:43Family secret.
00:12:45Damn, girl.
00:12:46I don't know if you're a miracle worker or something,
00:12:48but that is the most he said all semester.
00:12:50It's a conversation here, it's not so.
00:12:53Stimulating.
00:12:54Oh.
00:12:55Okay, all right, don't do that.
00:12:57Come on.
00:12:58What, smile?
00:12:59I'm thankful, is all.
00:13:01You have to forgive, Chase.
00:13:03All he responds to is brooding.
00:13:04Mm.
00:13:08Okay.
00:13:12So, I'm happy to take the lead on all things kitchen,
00:13:16but rats live better than you boys.
00:13:19So, as far as the house goes,
00:13:22it'll be a team effort.
00:13:25Okay.
00:13:25What do you want us to do?
00:13:27Hmm.
00:13:31We're making lists.
00:13:33Aw.
00:13:33This has got to go.
00:13:46Seriously?
00:13:47It's motivational.
00:13:53Honestly, it's kind of like Call of Duty.
00:13:56Let's go.
00:13:57I'm like a one-man army out here.
00:13:59Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
00:14:01Okay, never mix bleach in anything ammonia-based.
00:14:04You'll make a chloramine gas.
00:14:06Seriously?
00:14:07Oh, sick.
00:14:08Ha, ha.
00:14:12Not mattress on the floor.
00:14:14Yeah, no headboard.
00:14:16Let's just keep breaking them.
00:14:18Do you need a demonstration?
00:14:20I need your credit card.
00:14:22How about I take you to dinner instead?
00:14:23Oh, Chase, I found some surprisingly decent curtains in storage.
00:14:31I can put them up for you if you like.
00:14:33There's another rule for you.
00:14:35You know what's good for you?
00:14:36Stay out of my room.
00:14:37Hmm.
00:14:38Trust me, that's the last place I want to be.
00:14:43I'm sure.
00:14:53Come in.
00:15:02Sorry I'm late.
00:15:04I expected as much.
00:15:06You've always kept your mother and I waiting.
00:15:08You were two weeks past your due date.
00:15:10Okay, I apologized.
00:15:12What do you want?
00:15:13I want you to get serious about your future, son.
00:15:16Have you given any more thought to Oxford?
00:15:19I told you I'm not interested.
00:15:20Do you know how many strings I pulled to get you that offer?
00:15:23I don't want to be an academic, Dad.
00:15:25I'm sorry to disappoint you yet again,
00:15:26but I'm not wasting another 10 to 15 years on a Ph.D. program.
00:15:31Oh, so you'd rather waste four years of undergrad partying?
00:15:35I should never have let you join that fraternity.
00:15:39I want you out.
00:15:40I am not a child.
00:15:42You can't tell me what to do anymore.
00:15:44Maybe not, but I refuse to let you throw away your inheritance on such nonsense.
00:15:48You don't think I know how much money you're pulling out of your bank account
00:15:52and putting into this distraction?
00:15:55If I see so much as a charge for a six-pack,
00:15:59I will shut your accounts down.
00:16:02And in the meantime,
00:16:04I will urge you to give serious thought to grad school.
00:16:12Dismissed.
00:16:12Okay, house meeting right now.
00:16:40That means you, out.
00:16:41You're not a member of this house.
00:16:42Shit, shit.
00:16:43Out!
00:16:45Excuse me.
00:16:52The fuck was that?
00:16:54I'm to Iran as president.
00:16:55Was?
00:16:55Shut the fuck up, sauerkraut.
00:16:57Listen to me, boys.
00:16:58We got to get serious about what we bring to campus.
00:17:00Everybody needs to step up.
00:17:02We got to do 25% for philanthropy,
00:17:04plus bills and house dues.
00:17:06I can't keep covering this shit, okay?
00:17:08My dad is out for blood.
00:17:10He'll do anything to...
00:17:13Fucking hell.
00:17:18Chase.
00:17:20If you need help with the bills,
00:17:22just tell us.
00:17:23We're brothers.
00:17:24You don't have to do this alone.
00:17:26And it's not Charlotte's fault.
00:17:28This place was fucked before she even stepped foot in here.
00:17:30You need to go apologize.
00:17:32What now?
00:18:01Come to yell at me some more?
00:18:04I wanted to say I'm sorry.
00:18:07I had a shit day, and I took it out on you.
00:18:10It wasn't fair.
00:18:13Apology accepted.
00:18:15You know, when I'm having a bad day, I cook.
00:18:20You cook every day.
00:18:22I've had a lot of bad days.
00:18:24Come here.
00:18:35What do I do with this?
00:18:36Take out that frustration.
00:18:40Fine.
00:18:42Here.
00:18:44No.
00:18:44Not like that.
00:18:46What?
00:18:47Like you mean it.
00:18:49Look like this.
00:18:50Doctor.
00:18:54Like that?
00:18:54There you go.
00:18:54Yeah.
00:18:55That's perfect.
00:18:57Stop.
00:18:58Okay.
00:18:58Okay.
00:18:59Stop.
00:19:04Now try it.
00:19:05I think I'll pass on the salmonella.
00:19:13Thanks.
00:19:15Mr. President?
00:19:16Afraid of a little batter?
00:19:18Okay.
00:19:22Hey, babe.
00:19:23Well, hello there.
00:19:27You're the girl who's renting the room here, right?
00:19:30Yes.
00:19:31I'm Raven.
00:19:32Kappa Kappa President and Crokington Sweetheart.
00:19:36So, what's your name?
00:19:38Charlotte.
00:19:39I'm almost done with this.
00:19:41You can have some when it's done, if you want.
00:19:44Is that dark chocolate?
00:19:47The guys hate dark chocolate.
00:19:49They've seemed to like it fine.
00:19:51I'm sure they just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
00:19:52Why don't we go upstairs?
00:19:56I have council business to discuss.
00:20:13I think you're showing up now.
00:20:16Oh, you better not.
00:20:18Er is erbemlish, ora.
00:20:20What's she saying?
00:20:21Hello?
00:20:21Hi.
00:20:22Morning.
00:20:23I'm about to start breakfast.
00:20:24Who here wants eggs?
00:20:26I made breakfast already.
00:20:27Gotta keep my boys happy.
00:20:29Oh my god, but I totally forgot about you.
00:20:31No leftovers.
00:20:33Maybe.
00:20:34Oh, um.
00:20:36That's fine.
00:20:36I can make something.
00:20:38Would you mind cleaning up, too?
00:20:39I've got my hands full.
00:20:41Oh, it's raining!
00:20:43Yes!
00:20:44See you, baby!
00:20:45Sure, yeah.
00:20:46Ugh.
00:20:47You're the best.
00:20:53You're going down, part two.
00:20:54You're spying on me?
00:21:11I prefer to call it keeping an eye on an outsider who's yet to prove trustworthy.
00:21:16I'm not the one telling my girlfriend about our arrangement.
00:21:18She's not my girlfriend.
00:21:20We fuck sometimes.
00:21:21That's all.
00:21:21Is that a blush?
00:21:25So innocent.
00:21:28You're not a virgin, are you?
00:21:30That's none of your business.
00:21:33Thank you very much.
00:21:34What?
00:21:47I can feel you staring.
00:21:49What do you want?
00:21:51Why don't you have a place to live anymore?
00:21:54It's complicated.
00:21:57I'm all ears.
00:21:57I was living with my best friend, but she got into this top culinary program called RCA.
00:22:10We were supposed to go together, but I got waitlisted.
00:22:17I never applied for housing, and here I am.
00:22:24Go on.
00:22:25Tell me how stupid I am, how only an idiot wouldn't have a backup plan, how unfair it
00:22:32is that you have to suffer because of my bad decisions.
00:22:38I wouldn't call it suffering.
00:22:41No?
00:22:43I mean, yes, your endless optimism is very annoying.
00:22:47And if anyone from the school found out you were living here, we'd all be on our asses.
00:22:51But the boys are happy.
00:22:57And the house has never been cleaner, so...
00:23:01Does this mean you'll stop throwing away the food that I leave for you?
00:23:07Not a chance, sunshine.
00:23:09Why?
00:23:10It's gross.
00:23:12No, it's not.
00:23:13You're ridiculous.
00:23:24Attention!
00:23:26Attention, everyone!
00:23:27I officially call forward Charles Withers on the behalf of Crokington Game Night.
00:23:33Oh, schon wieder spiel!
00:23:35Men do not need games to drink.
00:23:39Only boys do.
00:23:40Ugh, nein!
00:23:41It's my turn to pick.
00:23:42Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:23:44Charles.
00:23:45She's our guest of honor.
00:23:47She gets to pick.
00:23:48Fuck it.
00:23:49Pick a game?
00:23:52I like Monopoly.
00:23:54No, Charlotte.
00:23:56Not that kind of game.
00:23:58This is very serious work, Charles.
00:24:01Mm, mm-hmm.
00:24:02Passed down by our Greek forefathers for generations.
00:24:05Gentlemen.
00:24:07Lady.
00:24:09This is King's Cup!
00:24:17Let's go, boys and business.
00:24:22What?
00:24:23What the fuck, bro?
00:24:24Bro, you always pull the jack and you make the shittiest rules.
00:24:27What can I say?
00:24:28The King's Cup gods, they, they favor me!
00:24:32And the new rule, sudden death pong, whoever sinks it, is to kiss Charles.
00:24:38As rule maker, I will go first.
00:24:40Okay, relax, big guy.
00:24:41She's not a piece of meat.
00:24:42Nobody touches her.
00:24:44Excuse me, you are not the boss of me.
00:24:47I defend my own honor.
00:24:50How about this?
00:24:51If I sink it, I don't have to kiss any of you.
00:24:54Ooh!
00:24:56Hmm?
00:24:57You know what?
00:24:58Fair's fair.
00:25:00Rackin', princess.
00:25:09Aw, gosh.
00:25:11That's a damn shame.
00:25:14You ready to fall in love, gorgeous?
00:25:16Yes.
00:25:16Yes.
00:25:16Hey, Chase, you're up.
00:25:39Pass.
00:25:40What are you, chicken?
00:25:41Chicken?
00:25:43Ooh, come on.
00:25:44Fuck.
00:25:53Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:25:56Okay, Mr. Sneaky.
00:25:57Hey.
00:26:02What are you?
00:26:04Chicken?
00:26:04Am I interrupting?
00:26:11Not at all.
00:26:15Football.
00:26:22My turn.
00:26:29Football.
00:26:32Four.
00:26:32Of course.
00:26:34Drink up, Charlotte.
00:26:46Darren, I wanted to- oh my god!
00:26:48I'm so sorry!
00:26:50I'm just- okay.
00:26:52Alright, okay, I'm sorry.
00:27:02Uh, did you still want to do dinner?
00:27:12Darren, I never would've- I didn't know you had someone over.
00:27:17Uh, yeah, yeah, that's Val.
00:27:20She's in my Cal class, and I've been kinda flirting for a couple months now.
00:27:25I finally got the courage to ask her out, and, yeah.
00:27:30She seems really sweet.
00:27:32She is. She is.
00:27:34But, now, she thinks maybe you were coming in because you and I are-
00:27:39What? No, she has to understand that I-
00:27:43I can't tell her you're living here.
00:27:45It's fine. What are you working on?
00:27:48It's- it's for boys and the buff. I'm playing with the menu.
00:27:52Wait. Let's go back.
00:27:56How can I fix this?
00:27:58I know you didn't mean it.
00:28:00It's fine, really.
00:28:14Uh, hi.
00:28:15Hey.
00:28:16So, you wanna talk about the other night? Or-
00:28:23What's there to talk about?
00:28:25Maybe how we almost kissed and you've been avoiding me ever since?
00:28:29I haven't been avoiding you. I've been busy.
00:28:32Right. Making the world's saddest sandwiches.
00:28:35What's wrong with ham and cheese?
00:28:45Where'd you learn to cook, anyway?
00:28:47My mom.
00:28:51She was one of the best chefs in the country, actually.
00:28:54So, she taught you?
00:28:57Um, not exactly.
00:28:59She died when I was young.
00:29:02But I watched every video she was ever in.
00:29:05And she had this notebook full of recipes and notes.
00:29:10I'm sorry, Charlotte.
00:29:12Jesus.
00:29:13Uh, how are you-
00:29:16You know, you're always so-
00:29:19Happy.
00:29:20Um, better to be happy than miserable.
00:29:23Right?
00:29:27What about you?
00:29:28Is there a reason you walk around with a permanent scalp?
00:29:31It's, you know, family stuff.
00:29:37Not like you, though.
00:29:39Shit.
00:29:40That came out wrong.
00:29:41I'm sorry.
00:29:43Your dad's Dean Tucker, right?
00:29:46It can't be easy.
00:29:47Yeah, he thinks any career that's not academia is pointless.
00:29:51All careers are important.
00:29:52Not to him.
00:29:53He hates them in a frat.
00:29:55Leading a frat.
00:29:57How about your mom?
00:29:58She left us a long time ago, but whatever.
00:30:02I mean, if you love to cook so much, why not just follow in your mom's footsteps?
00:30:07I tried.
00:30:09She was in that RCA program I told you about.
00:30:12But I obviously didn't get in, so-
00:30:15So you're giving up?
00:30:18I'm not good enough.
00:30:20Okay?
00:30:23Let's just leave it at that.
00:30:28Okay, so I'm majoring these soccer points.
00:30:29These are the projections for the boys and the bus.
00:30:30I've handled the pitch before.
00:30:31Yeah, but this is Whole Foods.
00:30:32This could level up our whole event.
00:30:33I know that.
00:30:34I got it.
00:30:35Yes, Chase is very much interested.
00:30:36Well, yes, I know this is a massive opportunity not only for him, but for our school as a whole.
00:30:40I could not agree more.
00:30:42Well, I have taken it upon myself to make the decision for him.
00:30:45I see.
00:30:46Believe me, Chase is not going to bite the hand that feeds him.
00:30:47I'm very glad to hear that.
00:30:48Yes, yes.
00:30:49We'll speak soon.
00:30:53Cassandra?
00:30:54Yes, Dean Tucker?
00:30:55Please pull up all of Chase's banking statements.
00:30:56Boom, Harry.
00:30:57I've done the money, not only for him, but for our school as a whole.
00:30:58I could not agree more.
00:30:59Well, I have taken it upon myself to make the decision for him.
00:31:03I see.
00:31:04Believe me, Chase is not going to bite the hand that feeds him.
00:31:08Very glad to hear that.
00:31:08Yes, yes. We'll speak soon.
00:31:18Cassandra?
00:31:19Yes, Dean Tucker?
00:31:20Please pull up all of Chase's banking statements.
00:31:23Will do.
00:31:24So, I want to start off with squash blossoms, candied bacon, maybe oysters for cocktail hour.
00:31:31Moving on, cucumber soup is very in, and a classic French onion.
00:31:35For mains, we do monkfish, roasted quail, or duck.
00:31:40Hmm. What about vegetables?
00:31:44I'm so proud of you for asking.
00:31:47I'm still toying with ideas.
00:31:50Hey, how'd it go?
00:31:52Not good.
00:31:53We took the meeting because of my last name, but he was on his phone the entire time.
00:31:57We'll have to find another sponsor.
00:31:58Fucking hell.
00:32:00Hey, I did what I could to help.
00:32:02What are you doing? Playing chef?
00:32:05Not playing anything.
00:32:07I'm trying to salvage our philanthropy.
00:32:09You'd think our president would be trying to do the same.
00:32:12You got something to say?
00:32:13Obviously.
00:32:15So say it.
00:32:17Okay. Come on.
00:32:19Forget the meeting. You'll get him next time.
00:32:21Let's go out.
00:32:25I think we could all blow off some steam.
00:32:29What do you think?
00:32:31All right.
00:32:33Good idea.
00:32:33What are you drinking?
00:32:48Uh, daiquiri sounds good.
00:32:51Yeah.
00:32:52We had eight beers and eight shots of tequila.
00:32:54You got it.
00:32:55You are such a stereotype.
00:32:57You can get stuff that tastes good.
00:32:59Yeah, I'm not here because I want it to taste good.
00:33:02Here to get drunk.
00:33:03You are just a fun sucker.
00:33:06Just call me a fun sucker.
00:33:07I did.
00:33:08You don't know fun.
00:33:09And you do, huh?
00:33:11Tell me, sunshine.
00:33:12What do you do for fun?
00:33:13There's that blush again.
00:33:17What kind of fun are you thinking about, huh?
00:33:21Hey, who's ready for a game of darts, huh?
00:33:27Whoa!
00:33:29All right.
00:33:29All right.
00:33:30All right.
00:33:31Come on, next up.
00:33:31It's my turn.
00:33:32Let's go, sweet cheeks.
00:33:34This should be good.
00:33:35I'm terrified.
00:33:36Can't wait for this.
00:33:37Okay.
00:33:38Any day now.
00:33:39Stop.
00:33:39All right.
00:33:45Dinner's won.
00:33:48All right.
00:33:51Show off.
00:33:53Fuck you guys.
00:33:53Next round on me.
00:33:56Charles.
00:33:58Charles.
00:34:01Hello.
00:34:03Could I have eight shots of tequila, please?
00:34:06And put it on Withers.
00:34:09How's it going?
00:34:18Good.
00:34:20I'm Wolf.
00:34:22You, uh, you around here?
00:34:25No.
00:34:25Just not really a bar girl.
00:34:27Not really a bar girl?
00:34:29What kind of girl are you?
00:34:31Uh, in this moment?
00:34:32Yes.
00:34:33A very tipsy one.
00:34:34Very tipsy one.
00:34:35Wow.
00:34:36Wow.
00:34:38Let me help you with those then, okay?
00:34:40Are you sure?
00:34:42I insist.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:45Thank you very much.
00:34:47You're very welcome.
00:34:48All righty.
00:34:49Let's go.
00:34:49Where did you come from?
00:34:52I'm serious.
00:34:52What fucking planet are you from?
00:34:54Guys, this is Wolf.
00:34:56Get the fuck away from her.
00:34:58Chase, what the hell?
00:34:59What is your problem?
00:35:00Yeah, chill out, man.
00:35:02Run away, little dog.
00:35:04Nice accent.
00:35:06Should go fuck off back to the fatherland.
00:35:08Okay, which drinks did he touch, huh?
00:35:09Okay, I don't know.
00:35:10What is going on?
00:35:11Don't you dare come near her again.
00:35:13What are you, her keeper?
00:35:14Chase, what is your problem?
00:35:15Stay out of this, Charlotte.
00:35:16No!
00:35:16You are not the boss of me.
00:35:18Or anyone here, for that matter.
00:35:22No.
00:35:23Charlotte.
00:35:25Is Raven here?
00:35:27Or things not so sweet with your sweetheart anymore?
00:35:30Leave her alone, too, Wolf.
00:35:31The men of SIGCHI will gladly take her off your hands if you'll trade her out.
00:35:35Talk to either of them again.
00:35:37I swear to God, you'll regret it.
00:35:39We'll see.
00:35:41Oh, come on, baby.
00:35:43Come on, baby, you know what I want.
00:35:46Darren, please tell me you brought the Advil.
00:35:52It's Chase.
00:35:53I just wanted to check up on you, but if you want Darren, I could go get him.
00:35:58No.
00:36:00I think I'm officially a one-glass-of-wine-at-dinner kind of girl.
00:36:07Not shots.
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:10Um, I'm sorry I yelled at you before.
00:36:14Yeah, what was that?
00:36:15Wolf and the SIGCHI guys have a reputation of spiking drain.
00:36:19Oh, my God, seriously?
00:36:21Yeah, they're not good guys.
00:36:23The school just lets them get away with it?
00:36:25They have some of the biggest donors on campus.
00:36:26I mean, the Ballard Business School is literally named after Wolf's family.
00:36:31Oh, that is so messed up.
00:36:34Oh, my God.
00:36:35Hey, hey, you're okay.
00:36:39Mm.
00:36:41Mm.
00:36:48All right.
00:36:50Got to look at me.
00:36:52It's just a little puke.
00:36:53Heaven said the best of us.
00:36:54Oh, it's so embarrassing.
00:36:55Don't be embarrassed.
00:36:57Here.
00:36:59You take care of everyone else here, so...
00:37:02Time that someone returns the favor.
00:37:15For...
00:37:17Everything.
00:37:19It's no big deal.
00:37:22Yes, it is.
00:37:23I have to go.
00:37:41Boys, food's ready.
00:37:43Yeah, ooh, baby.
00:37:45Okay, quiet.
00:37:46Breakfast.
00:37:47Yes.
00:37:48Quiet.
00:37:49I'm over, are we?
00:37:50A little.
00:37:51Oh, mm-hmm.
00:37:52You'll get used to it.
00:37:55So, I met the owner of the bar last night.
00:37:58We totally hit it off.
00:37:59Whoa, seriously?
00:38:00You were hammered.
00:38:01He was hitting on you?
00:38:01No, not like that.
00:38:02Okay.
00:38:04He wants to sponsor you guys.
00:38:06He's donating $5,000.
00:38:08Is that okay?
00:38:15I was just trying to help, but if you don't think it's a good idea...
00:38:17No, it is.
00:38:18I just kind of stole my thunder.
00:38:21I got us a sponsor who's going to donate $10,000.
00:38:24What?
00:38:26That's incredible!
00:38:28I saw it.
00:38:29I knew you could do it.
00:38:30Oh, baby, yeah!
00:38:32Chase, wait up.
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:40I want to talk to you about the deal you made.
00:38:41Oh, it's great, right?
00:38:42I'll send you all the info tonight.
00:38:44No.
00:38:45I'm the treasurer.
00:38:46Why would you sign anything without talking to me first?
00:38:49And I'm president.
00:38:50Look, we needed a sponsor.
00:38:51I found one.
00:38:52What's the big deal?
00:38:53You'll still be the point for future contracts.
00:38:54So, president means you get to do whatever you want to without consulting anybody?
00:38:59You get to make your own rules, but you don't have to follow any of them?
00:39:01What are you talking about?
00:39:02Don't play dumb, Charlotte.
00:39:05You said she was off limits, right?
00:39:07That's your rule?
00:39:08Now you're flirting with her?
00:39:09I mean, you're practically fucking drooling over her.
00:39:12If she's fair game, I deserve a shot.
00:39:14I like her.
00:39:14She's not fair game, Everett.
00:39:16She's not game at all.
00:39:17Why don't you leave her out of your quest to fuck every girl on campus, yeah?
00:39:20Big guy?
00:39:30It's open.
00:39:31Is it safe?
00:39:35Yes, you dork.
00:39:37Come in.
00:39:43So, how are things going with Val?
00:39:48Uh, yeah, they're not.
00:39:51I haven't asked her out again.
00:39:53I don't want to make her uncomfortable.
00:39:55I promise you are not the kind of guy that makes a girl uncomfortable.
00:39:59You really like her, don't you?
00:40:03Uh, she's so smart and really ambitious.
00:40:12You know, and she's so creative.
00:40:13She made this Galadriel costume for Comic-Con and she's amazing.
00:40:19Oh, my God, Dee.
00:40:22If you really like her this much, you can't just let her go.
00:40:27You have to ask her out again.
00:40:31I have an idea.
00:40:35You're inviting her to Boys in the Buff.
00:40:37Let me help.
00:40:40Ever been to a frat party?
00:40:50We don't need frittatas.
00:40:52Maybe you do.
00:40:53Maybe less people would throw up in your lawn if they had something in their stomach besides alcohol.
00:40:57Besides, this will be good for Boys in the Buff.
00:41:00Yeah, I don't really think stale beer pairs well with salmon biscuit.
00:41:04Well, then splurge on better beer.
00:41:08Did you just laughed at my actual joke?
00:41:11Not because it was funny.
00:41:12It's just very you.
00:41:15You might not want to admit it, Chase Tucker, but you like me.
00:41:19Okay.
00:41:20Liking and not hating?
00:41:23Two very different things.
00:41:25Oh, God.
00:41:27Chase, what are you...
00:41:33What the hell is going on here?
00:41:38Chase, care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called cheerleader on steroids?
00:41:44Raven, don't.
00:41:45The girl you said was ruining the frat?
00:41:47You have no idea what you're talking about.
00:41:49This is none of your business.
00:41:50I don't think so.
00:41:50This became house business the second you told everyone that she's off limits.
00:41:55You said that?
00:41:56I just didn't want you to come in between the brothers.
00:41:58I didn't want there to be any fighting.
00:42:00Not that she's anything worth fighting over.
00:42:05I'm not your property that you can make decisions for.
00:42:11What is your problem?
00:42:13I don't like to share.
00:42:14Bites like these and many others will be served next weekend at Boys in the Buff dinner.
00:42:36Buy your tickets at the front.
00:42:37Naked guys.
00:42:39Naked guys.
00:42:40Crab cakes.
00:42:41What more could you ask for?
00:42:46Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
00:42:50Yeah, sure.
00:42:51so how are you feeling i don't know i guess weirdly violated
00:43:07look i don't want to defend the guy but it makes sense i mean this is a frat house
00:43:16i mean we're all a bunch of dogs and you
00:43:18you are the most beautiful girl any of us have ever seen in our lives
00:43:26come on everett i'm serious so am i
00:43:31i i mean if chase hadn't been so adamant i i would have told you sooner i just
00:43:42what you no we're friends yeah of course we are but
00:43:48obviously i like you a lot
00:43:52yo we need more punch
00:43:57oh shit um i have to go refill the punch um let's talk later
00:44:03there you are look i need to talk to you all right i want to explain explain how you weirdly tried to control who i see go ahead explain to me how it's any of your business who i hook up with that's my decision chase so you want to then you want to hook up with someone in the house that's not the point
00:44:20that's not the point i know you don't like me that you think i'm a danger to your precious brotherhood i just don't understand why what did i do to you what did you do to me you drove me fucking crazy well right back at you
00:44:33look right back at you
00:44:49hey come on i do like you okay it's killing me how much i like you how much i want you
00:44:55like you how much i want you you want me more than anything
00:45:25what about the rules
00:45:29fuck the rules
00:45:31wait where are we going
00:45:39i thought i wasn't supposed to go to your room if i knew it was good for me
00:45:43where did i tell you about the rules
00:45:45are you fucking kidding me
00:45:54i knew it damn it now i lost him 20 bucks what he has bet on us he got the vibes between you two
00:46:03i just didn't get the balls to do anything it isn't funny they broke the rules they gotta go
00:46:08what i have to leave no no you're not going anywhere so what your own rules don't apply to you
00:46:12fucking hypocrite all right evie's up it's not like we actually want charlotte or chase to go
00:46:18i'm sorry it just happened get off me house meeting first thing tomorrow
00:46:24so as you guys
00:46:38know
00:46:39last night chasing on one me twenty dollars thank you prez
00:46:44kissed right so are you guys together now all right come on can we not do this what do you intend with charlotte
00:46:51i don't know you should know
00:46:53is this just casual i feel like she deserves a no up front guys we're just getting to know each other as more than housemates
00:47:01let's all
00:47:02let's all
00:47:03take a breath
00:47:04and what if he breaks your heart
00:47:06and what if i break his
00:47:08we're taking it one day at a time okay
00:47:12seriously
00:47:16that's it
00:47:19this is ridiculous chase broke the rule that he made he needs to be held accountable
00:47:26guys come on
00:47:27fuck this shit
00:47:39come in
00:47:40yeah
00:47:44about earlier um that was
00:47:48intense
00:47:48yeah
00:47:49maybe you were right in the first place
00:47:54i don't want to cause a fight he'll be fine
00:47:57is that normal for him when he doesn't get his way
00:48:01look i don't want to talk about him
00:48:06i want to talk about us
00:48:09or rather not talk
00:48:12um
00:48:23i think
00:48:26what are you thinking
00:48:30never mind
00:48:34yo charlotte you promised me if i made these salmon biscuit things for you that you would play me in
00:48:40fortnite i'm cashing in you're up are you kidding i'll be right there
00:48:45seriously
00:48:48maybe we should get to know each other away from six other guys
00:48:54what like a date yeah like a date okay like a date
00:49:03yeah
00:49:10okay this is dumb i shouldn't have brought you somewhere with bowling alley nachos let's go
00:49:16it's okay
00:49:18don't overthink it
00:49:21i don't normally
00:49:23so we're trying to get to know each other right
00:49:26ask me anything
00:49:29okay
00:49:30um where are you from
00:49:32not too far i grew up in central california with my dad
00:49:35are you guys close
00:49:37kind of he's been really struggling since my mom died
00:49:41if i'm honest
00:49:43never felt like there was enough room for me to also be sad
00:49:49i'm sorry charlotte
00:49:51what about your dad
00:49:53did you tell him you got the sponsorship
00:49:55i want him to see it at the event
00:49:59i don't know maybe if he sees it all together
00:50:01then he'll get it
00:50:03well even if he doesn't
00:50:05you did an incredible job
00:50:09you know that right
00:50:10and it's okay to disappoint your parents sometimes
00:50:16it's your life
00:50:18and you get to follow your passion
00:50:24did i cross a line
00:50:25i i like talking to you
00:50:29i want to impress you and this
00:50:32isn't very impressive
00:50:34you're kidding right
00:50:37chase do you realize how intimidating you are
00:50:40to you the young julia child
00:50:44how do you know about julia child
00:50:46i might have googled some important culinary figures
00:50:50i just didn't think you'd want to hear about me only being into guy fieri and his cars
00:50:55i watched triple d all the time
00:50:59did you know he was a major donor to restaurant staff during lockdown
00:51:04and i love his 1968 camaro
00:51:08well in that case
00:51:11what do you say we go back to the house put some on in the background
00:51:25i'm ready to head for some ford
00:51:29oh
00:51:31there are some things i wish i never saw
00:51:33get out of here
00:51:34but it's fortnight time
00:51:35charlotte you promised
00:51:39please
00:51:40you weren't kidding about no privacy huh
00:51:46okay i'm coming
00:51:47let's go
00:52:06well well hello boys
00:52:10what's all this promotion i'm gonna set up on the quad get the word out about that fundraiser for our
00:52:16philanthropy
00:52:17oh yes
00:52:18naked dinner it's not we have these like underwear like briefs and aprons you know the bow ties yeah
00:52:26yeah classy event do you know how this is going to look chase it's gonna look like we're raising
00:52:31money for kids without lunches it's gonna look like we're helping them this is not helping
00:52:36you're just making a fool out of yourself
00:52:38and who's paying for this event we have sponsors it's legit
00:52:45dean tucker if i may it's actually a great idea it's huge in europe for events although they tend to
00:52:52have a more open acceptance than most men here yeah this is true in germany if we have no fear of
00:52:59penises we love some
00:53:02just wait it's gonna charlotte don't
00:53:05and who exactly are you
00:53:09this is charlotte she's a friend
00:53:12a friend
00:53:13are you in some sorority as well she's the chef she'll be cooking everything for our event
00:53:20oh
00:53:22chef
00:53:23what happened to uh charles something or other that new boy he's at class he'll be back later
00:53:29oh what's he studying english well at least one of you has some decency
00:53:36well i best be going you enjoy yourself while you can chase goodbye son
00:53:47all right let's get these poses on the club
00:53:51we need to talk we're kind of in the middle of something here
00:53:54i've had some time to think about it and i trust that we both enjoy what we've got going on here
00:54:08so i don't care if you see other people just
00:54:14not her it's not really your call you're not my girlfriend you can't make those kind of demands on
00:54:20maybe i wasn't clear enough it's her or me
00:54:29seriously
00:54:30i think maybe this thing between us has run its course
00:54:36okay things are complicated now i need to focus on the house
00:54:40you think you can just get rid of me i'm still sweetheart i'm not leaving my boys behind i'm not
00:54:45asking you to i just think that you and i are we're still your sister house
00:54:50that is unless you want to lose all future parties and functions with us too
00:54:53we don't everything besides us stays the same well in that case why don't i give you a hand
00:55:05no you do not need to i insist
00:55:07okay
00:55:17here we go let's go let's go
00:55:22Give me this down, give me this down.
00:55:24Oh.
00:55:25Damn.
00:55:26My bad, bro.
00:55:28Look out.
00:55:31I'm sorry about them.
00:55:33Oh, thank you so much.
00:55:35Appreciate it.
00:55:36Um, we're hosting this event.
00:55:39It's called Boys in the Bath.
00:55:40You should come.
00:55:42Hi.
00:55:44Come to Boys in the Bath on February 5th.
00:55:46Oh my God.
00:55:52School!
00:55:55I saw the hands up!
00:55:57Here you go, beautiful.
00:56:00Hey, what'd I tell you about talking to her?
00:56:02So protective.
00:56:04How does that make you feel, Raven?
00:56:06You're ready to come to us yet?
00:56:08I'd never stepped foot in your disgusting fraud.
00:56:11Oh, okay.
00:56:13So we're listening to rumors now.
00:56:15Speaking of, I heard one that there's a girl living in Theta Row.
00:56:21Doesn't that go against Pan-Hellenic rules?
00:56:23You don't know what you're talking about.
00:56:25Then why has Charlotte been seen leaving the frat every morning?
00:56:29You need to leave, Wolf.
00:56:31Do you jump back to bed?
00:56:33Or are you someone's kept little house slut?
00:56:36What?
00:56:37Chase!
00:56:38Don't you ever speak to her like that!
00:56:42What the fuck?
00:56:43So much for no drama.
00:56:45You're gonna regret that.
00:56:48You're fuckin' right.
00:56:50So you'll defend her honor, but not mine.
00:56:55Come on, Raven.
00:56:56You know we love you.
00:56:57Not as much as your new plaything.
00:56:59Little Miss Sunshine here turned all of you against me.
00:57:02I didn't do anything.
00:57:03Hey, I thought we agreed to keep things civil, Raven.
00:57:06But you know what?
00:57:07If you're gonna go that route, maybe we do need another sister sorority.
00:57:10What the fuck, Chase?
00:57:13Not your decision.
00:57:15We vote on shit like that.
00:57:17I deserve better than this.
00:57:22Enjoy my sloppy seconds.
00:57:28Fuck it.
00:57:40Thank you for sticking up for me.
00:57:46But violence is never the answer.
00:57:48Chase, I don't want you getting in trouble or ruining relationships for me.
00:57:52Stop.
00:57:53We're not gonna let Raven or that idiot ruin this.
00:57:55You're good for the frat.
00:57:57For the boys.
00:57:59Would I am any good for you?
00:58:02Would I am any good for me?
00:58:03Charlotte, I...
00:58:05No one has ever believed in me like you do.
00:58:08No one has ever stood up to me the way that you do.
00:58:11Or made me laugh the way that you do, or...
00:58:14Made you nicer.
00:58:15God, what'd I do for you alone right now?
00:58:33Shit.
00:58:35What?
00:58:36What is it?
00:58:37That's my old roommate, Cassie, in the RCA admissions advisor.
00:58:40Hold on, I don't want them to see me.
00:58:41Why not?
00:58:43Because I'm embarrassed.
00:58:44Okay?
00:58:45That was my mom's old advisor, too.
00:58:48I was supposed to be an easy acceptance, and I...
00:58:51I wasn't.
00:58:52Come on. Hey.
00:58:53I wasn't good enough.
00:58:54Maybe now's your time.
00:58:55I mean, I'm sure it could have been that bad, Sunshine.
00:58:56Don't pressure me, Chase.
00:58:57I'm going home.
00:58:58I'm going home.
00:59:11Come in.
00:59:14Hey.
00:59:15I saw your runoff, but Chase wouldn't explain.
00:59:17You okay?
00:59:18It's not important.
00:59:19Do I need to beat him up for you?
00:59:21I was actually going to come find you.
00:59:31So, this is what I've been working on for Val.
00:59:34For Val.
00:59:39The one ring?
00:59:42So, the donut is chocolate-plated in edible gold, and you can bring it to her during dessert.
00:59:50This is amazing, Charles.
00:59:52Are you sure you'll have time for this?
00:59:54I told you I'd fix it.
00:59:57You need a big romantic gesture to win your dream girl back.
01:00:02You're the best.
01:00:04I'm so glad you moved in.
01:00:08Though, is it weird to give her the ring that's the symbolization of evil?
01:00:12Stop.
01:00:14Okay.
01:00:16So, I just have to pick up a few remaining things at the store, and then we're all set for the party.
01:00:19No, no, no.
01:00:20Send me a list.
01:00:21I got it.
01:00:23Seriously?
01:00:24That would be a huge help.
01:00:26Um, let me get you some cash.
01:00:29Don't worry about it.
01:00:30Chase covers stuff for the house like this all the time.
01:00:32Plus, Evan and I have access to his card.
01:00:35Okay.
01:00:36Cool.
01:00:38Of course.
01:00:48Oh my god, I'm so sorry I didn't realize someone was in here.
01:00:51Hand me that towel.
01:00:54Here.
01:00:57I didn't see anything.
01:00:59Well, I did.
01:01:01But not for very long.
01:01:03Oh, I don't mind.
01:01:05In fact, I want you to see.
01:01:08In fact, I want you to see.
01:01:19I'm still mad at you, you know.
01:01:22What can I do to earn you forgiveness?
01:01:24Wake it up, Kate.
01:01:25Maybe...
01:01:26Maybe...
01:01:27Say you're sorry.
01:01:31What if I show you instead?
01:01:32Take a shower with me.
01:01:46I would give up all my money.
01:01:48I would trade all of my gold.
01:01:52I would give up all my money.
01:01:53I would give up all my money.
01:01:58A reminder.
01:01:59Dinner is seven courses.
01:02:00Every second counts.
01:02:01Yes, chef!
01:02:02We are going to have to work together as one machine.
01:02:06Um, chef, I may have lost the uniforms.
01:02:13They are freshly laundered and laid out in each one of your rooms.
01:02:16Chase, Miguel, Austin, Darren, you'll arrange tables out back.
01:02:23Tristan and Vincent, you'll follow with decor.
01:02:26Remember that it's...
01:02:27Fish fork, dinner fork, salad fork on the left.
01:02:30Excellent.
01:02:32Everett, you are in the kitchen with me for prep.
01:02:34Family dinner is 30 minutes before guests arrive.
01:02:39Ready?
01:02:40Yes, chef!
01:02:42Yes, chef.
01:02:44Let's do this.
01:02:50Take your shit.
01:02:51Okay.
01:02:53Oh, no.
01:02:54This glass is coming to the right.
01:02:56No, the glass is coming to the right.
01:02:59It's coming to the right.
01:03:01Hold the clap!
01:03:02Oh, again!
01:03:04Hold your clap!
01:03:05You're giving me a headache with that shit.
01:03:07Please.
01:03:08Oh, speaking of loud.
01:03:10By the sounds of last night, you and Charlotte are good again?
01:03:12Aw, Jesus, Austin.
01:03:14That's basically your sister, dude.
01:03:16Yeah, no comment there either.
01:03:17I'm just saying, I'm all for it.
01:03:20You are a lot easier to be around these days.
01:03:23I wasn't that bad.
01:03:24You were.
01:03:26So, uh, is she your girlfriend yet?
01:03:28Right.
01:03:29Like I tell any of you idiots before talking to her.
01:03:31Come on.
01:03:32Come on, bro.
01:03:33Come on.
01:03:34Just admit you really like her.
01:03:38Fine.
01:03:39Yeah.
01:03:40I like her.
01:03:41Happy?
01:03:42Yeah.
01:03:43Whatever.
01:03:44Shut up.
01:03:45Come on.
01:03:46Let's keep this going.
01:03:47Uh, good.
01:03:48And then we'll cover them with water so they don't brown.
01:03:52Got it.
01:03:56Can we talk?
01:03:57You've been really short with me since the frat party.
01:04:00Yeah.
01:04:01I told you.
01:04:02I had a thing for you and you blew me off and ran a chase.
01:04:08So, what did you expect?
01:04:11Everett, I'm so sorry I made you feel that way.
01:04:16I just...
01:04:18If I'm being honest, I didn't think you were being serious.
01:04:23That's bullshit.
01:04:24You know, girls always say they want honesty and then the second a guy finally gives it
01:04:32to them, they fuck off.
01:04:33Girls do want honest and nice guys.
01:04:36I like you, Everett.
01:04:39As a brother.
01:04:40As family.
01:04:41Family.
01:04:42Jesus, Charlotte.
01:04:44Hey, Ev.
01:04:45Let's get changed.
01:04:46Wait, Ev.
01:04:47Are we okay?
01:04:48Sure.
01:04:49I'm joking.
01:04:50Thank you, guys.
01:04:51Hey, thanks for coming.
01:04:52Seriously.
01:04:53Thank you, sir.
01:04:54Have some more drinks.
01:04:55Thanks for coming.
01:04:56Jesus Christ.
01:04:57Before you pass your final judgment, you should take a look at everything.
01:05:00No.
01:05:01What?
01:05:02Oh, I'm joking.
01:05:03I'm joking.
01:05:04I'm joking.
01:05:05I'm joking.
01:05:06I have joking.
01:05:07I'm joking.
01:05:08I'm joking.
01:05:09No.
01:05:10I'm joking.
01:05:11I'm joking.
01:05:12I'm joking.
01:05:13I'm joking.
01:05:14I'm joking.
01:05:15I'm joking.
01:05:16I'm joking.
01:05:17I don't really think you want to know the entirety of my judgment.
01:05:22This is something only a child would do.
01:05:24A child?
01:05:25We had a goal and we're exceeding it.
01:05:27I'm proud of what we're doing.
01:05:29You should be ashamed.
01:05:31Do you know what you're giving up?
01:05:33Not only your own future, but the future of our family.
01:05:37You know what? I knew you were never going to give it a shot.
01:05:39Never mind the incredible food or the donors.
01:05:41Oh, the donors.
01:05:43Oh, so you're paying for this with donor money?
01:05:45Yeah.
01:05:45Well, then why did I just get a notification for a $600 charge from a specialty grocery store?
01:05:53What?
01:05:54I didn't buy anything.
01:05:55Then you're very careless and you let someone else use it.
01:05:58I am tired of funding this frivolity.
01:06:01No, from this moment on, you're cut off.
01:06:04No, no, you can't do that, okay?
01:06:06I will pay you back.
01:06:07With what money?
01:06:09My own?
01:06:11No.
01:06:11I will give you one week to turn this over to someone else.
01:06:15I don't care who it is.
01:06:16And then you will accept Oxford's offer.
01:06:20If not, well, then good luck with your business ventures.
01:06:25Hey, have you seen Darren?
01:06:34You good?
01:06:37What's wrong?
01:06:38Have you guys been using my card recently?
01:06:40Uh, yeah.
01:06:41I used it yesterday to pick up some stuff that Charlotte needed for the party.
01:06:44I have the receipts.
01:06:46Fuck.
01:06:47Was I not supposed to?
01:06:48You said to use it for anything house-related.
01:06:50Okay, look, I didn't want to tell anyone this.
01:06:54But my dad wants me to leave the frat.
01:06:58He knows that money's the only control he has over me.
01:07:00And that card that you guys used is linked to my inheritance.
01:07:03You guys used it, he got notified.
01:07:05He found the perfect excuse to cut me off.
01:07:09Fucking hell.
01:07:10Why didn't you tell us?
01:07:13I was ashamed.
01:07:14Alright, I...
01:07:15I thought I could handle it myself, but I just...
01:07:19We're your brothers, Chase.
01:07:20You should have come to us and we could have...
01:07:22It's fine.
01:07:23I'll figure it out.
01:07:25You have to tell the others.
01:07:27No.
01:07:27I said it's fine.
01:07:29I will figure...
01:07:30Charlotte just cut herself.
01:07:31You need to help her ASAP.
01:07:36Hey, what's wrong?
01:07:37Are you hurt?
01:07:37I'm fine.
01:07:38I told Miguel not to come get you.
01:07:39These things happen and it can't...
01:07:41Okay.
01:07:43You're such a drama queen.
01:07:45You need to be more careful.
01:07:48What's wrong?
01:07:49You're hurt.
01:07:51That's not it.
01:07:53Look, I got into it with my dad earlier.
01:07:55Alright?
01:07:55I really don't want to talk about it.
01:07:59There.
01:08:00Look.
01:08:02I'm here already.
01:08:07Oh my god.
01:08:14I cannot be sanitary.
01:08:15Every time.
01:08:17Get out, man.
01:08:18I'd love to, but I can't find the cash box.
01:08:20What?
01:08:21What do you mean you can't find it?
01:08:22Miguel had it at the beginning of the night.
01:08:24He gave it to Tristan and then he locked it up.
01:08:26Where'd he lock it up at?
01:08:28There's a safe.
01:08:29In Chase's room.
01:08:31Think it was your dad?
01:08:32No.
01:08:32Chase, maybe now you should tell...
01:08:34Look, my dad either wants me to drop the frat or he's cutting me off.
01:08:36But stealing our philanthropy earnings?
01:08:38No.
01:08:39No, that's not his style.
01:08:39Wait, you can't quit.
01:08:40The guys need you.
01:08:41I have no choice.
01:08:42If he cuts me off, I can't afford tuition.
01:08:44They're quitting on us?
01:08:45I don't know what I'm doing, okay?
01:08:46Just give me a minute.
01:08:46God.
01:08:47Okay, okay.
01:08:49One thing at a time.
01:08:50The cash box.
01:08:51Who has access?
01:08:53It's the three heads of council.
01:08:54So it's me, it's philanthropy, it's...
01:08:56It's treasurer.
01:09:00You think Everett stole it?
01:09:02I don't know.
01:09:03No.
01:09:03There has to be some explanation, okay?
01:09:05He loves this fraternity just as much as you.
01:09:07He wouldn't do this.
01:09:09We have to find him and just...
01:09:11No worries, DT.
01:09:12He's right here, sir.
01:09:16You must...
01:09:17Is that one of you?
01:09:18Do you...
01:09:18No, shh!
01:09:19I had a frog.
01:09:23We were looking for you.
01:09:26Ah, Chase.
01:09:28There you are.
01:09:29Dad, what are you still doing here?
01:09:31I thought you left.
01:09:32Charles isn't your new roommate, is he, son?
01:09:35Well, I mean, of course he is.
01:09:36What are you talking about?
01:09:37Well, it's been brought to my attention
01:09:39that your new roommate is a girl,
01:09:42Charlotte Withers.
01:09:43Uh, where is she?
01:09:48Ah.
01:09:49So, do you mind if I take a look around?
01:09:52Not at all.
01:09:53Classy outfit.
01:09:56You too, Dad.
01:09:57Nice tie.
01:09:58Boys.
01:10:01What's all this, huh?
01:10:03Uh, that's, uh...
01:10:04That's...
01:10:05That's mine.
01:10:06You use facial toner?
01:10:08Yeah.
01:10:09Yeah.
01:10:09Yeah, I do.
01:10:10Well, just because it's pink,
01:10:11that doesn't mean man can use it, huh?
01:10:12That is not what I was...
01:10:14Well, it sounds like it.
01:10:15You know, I also use retinol, too.
01:10:16Oh.
01:10:17Yeah.
01:10:17You know, maybe...
01:10:19Just maybe.
01:10:19If you use it in your schedule,
01:10:22you wouldn't have so many wrinkles yourself.
01:10:26I'm just saying, T.T.
01:10:30Oh.
01:10:31What have we here?
01:10:33What is this?
01:10:34Ha ha.
01:10:35What are these products?
01:10:36Uh, we frequently have ladies over,
01:10:40and we want to make sure that they feel safe and taken care of.
01:10:43And they're good for nosebleeds.
01:10:45Yeah, nosebleed, huh?
01:10:48All right.
01:10:49That's enough.
01:10:51I'd like you to show me their room.
01:10:54Hmm?
01:10:54You're telling me a boy lives in this room?
01:11:04It's made up like a hotel.
01:11:06Charles is from a military background.
01:11:09They're very organized and precise.
01:11:12Oh.
01:11:13Ha ha.
01:11:14And this romance novel?
01:11:16Hmm?
01:11:17He's an avid reader.
01:11:18Ah.
01:11:20Ha ha.
01:11:20Ha ha.
01:11:24Where is she?
01:11:29That belongs to Charles, okay?
01:11:30He's a very, very generous lover.
01:11:34All right, you know, most women can't get off without external stimulation.
01:11:37Please, this...
01:11:38I know a woman lives here.
01:11:45In this room.
01:11:46I will be reporting this to the Pan-Hellenic Council,
01:11:49and Theta Rho will be shut down.
01:11:52Well done, Mr. President.
01:12:04So, of course, it's clear.
01:12:11Someone talked.
01:12:13I bet I know who.
01:12:17Look for anything.
01:12:18He's blocking my calls.
01:12:19Mine too.
01:12:19Mine too.
01:12:22I still don't believe he'd do this.
01:12:24Come on, Charlotte.
01:12:24Open your eyes.
01:12:25He's been looking for a fight all semester,
01:12:27ever since you moved in.
01:12:28This is all my fault.
01:12:30No, it's not.
01:12:30I didn't mean it like that.
01:12:31No, it is.
01:12:32And it's not just that.
01:12:33Now, the whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
01:12:35This isn't on you.
01:12:36We all agreed to have you here.
01:12:38Uh, guys, I think you should see this.
01:12:40What is it?
01:12:42It's a receipt for a deposit into my bank account.
01:12:45What the fuck?
01:12:46The sender is the fraternity with my signature.
01:12:48He's trying to frame me.
01:12:49Somebody give me something.
01:12:55Anyone reach him?
01:12:56No.
01:12:57Where could he be?
01:12:58Doesn't his family live close?
01:12:59I can't believe he set me up like this.
01:13:02I would never steal from our charity.
01:13:03Okay, calm down.
01:13:04Nobody thinks this is your fault.
01:13:06Oh, yeah?
01:13:06Tell that to my father.
01:13:07And all the guests we had to send home.
01:13:09Oh, it's an unknown number.
01:13:10Maybe it's Everett.
01:13:13I have to quit.
01:13:14I mean, maybe if I do, he'll at least leave you guys alone.
01:13:16No, we'll figure this out, okay?
01:13:18Just don't quit on us.
01:13:19We got you.
01:13:23Was it Everett?
01:13:24No, it was RCA.
01:13:27Uh, apparently the advisor was here tonight.
01:13:30Not only that, they were so impressed with Boys in the Buffs that they offered me an interview.
01:13:34Oh, shit!
01:13:35Shit!
01:13:36They said to thank Mr. Tucker for making them see their mistake.
01:13:40Chase, you have something you want to tell me?
01:13:43Explain yourself.
01:13:49Look, we can't do this right now, okay?
01:13:50We could lose the house.
01:13:51I can get expelled.
01:13:52This isn't the time.
01:13:53I can't believe you.
01:13:54You deliberately went behind my back.
01:13:56I told you I wasn't interested in that life.
01:13:58Why not?
01:14:00I don't understand.
01:14:01I thought this would make you happy.
01:14:02I can't go into the program.
01:14:04What are you so afraid of?
01:14:05You didn't get in the first time.
01:14:06So what?
01:14:07Now you have a second chance.
01:14:09You love to cook.
01:14:09You're amazing at it.
01:14:10Cooking is what keeps me close to my mom.
01:14:18What if this ruins that?
01:14:20What if I realize that I'm a failure?
01:14:24That I'm nothing like her?
01:14:26Don't be ridiculous.
01:14:27Just do the damn interview, Charlotte.
01:14:28Oh, so my fears are ridiculous.
01:14:30Good.
01:14:31Good to know.
01:14:32I didn't realize you thought so highly of me.
01:14:34Look, I can't do this right now, okay?
01:14:35I need to find Everett.
01:14:36Fine, go.
01:14:38We can talk about this later, okay?
01:14:39Go!
01:14:40Yo, Everett.
01:14:58What the hell, man?
01:14:59Do you know what you've done?
01:15:02Tried to warn you.
01:15:03I told you that I thought you've been careless and running this frat into the ground.
01:15:09So you set me up.
01:15:09Had to do something to get your attention, right?
01:15:12You never listen to anyone.
01:15:14What are you talking about?
01:15:15How many times have I come to you with an opportunity and you've never given it a real chance?
01:15:18How the hell was I supposed to know when you were serious?
01:15:21Everything is a game or a joke to you.
01:15:23You want to get something done?
01:15:24You should have made sure I heard you.
01:15:26Instead, you stabbed me in the back.
01:15:27I didn't want to do this, Chase.
01:15:30You didn't leave me a choice.
01:15:33Croakington needs a new president.
01:15:34Right.
01:15:35Let me guess.
01:15:36You're just the man for the job, huh?
01:15:38You care about this frat so much?
01:15:40Why did you tell my dad about Charlotte?
01:15:42Just because she didn't want to fuck you?
01:15:43You go ahead and betray your brothers?
01:15:45It's not.
01:15:46I didn't rat on Charlotte living in the house.
01:15:48I would never.
01:15:49Please, don't lie now.
01:15:50Of course you're the one who told.
01:15:52Here you go again.
01:15:53Not listening.
01:15:55I just said I didn't do it.
01:15:57He's telling the truth.
01:15:59It wasn't Everett who told Dean Tucker about your little slut.
01:16:02It was you?
01:16:04I mean, it was actually Wolf's idea.
01:16:07He wanted to take over the house for an extension for Sig Kai and make a deal with the Dean,
01:16:10but I don't think it's fair you boys get to have all the fun.
01:16:13I thought you cared about Croakington.
01:16:15How could you do this?
01:16:17To all the guys?
01:16:18I didn't do anything.
01:16:20You did.
01:16:21You chose her.
01:16:22Over me?
01:16:23Over your brothers?
01:16:24So this is revenge?
01:16:25Because I broke it off?
01:16:27Not exactly the sweetheart you thought I was, huh?
01:16:30You should have known better than to fuck with me, Chase.
01:16:33I hope she's worth it.
01:16:49Can I beat him up now?
01:16:49He meant well.
01:17:01But he didn't listen to what I wanted.
01:17:04I hear you.
01:17:06I hear you.
01:17:08And he shouldn't have gone behind your back.
01:17:09But I kind of agree with him, Charles.
01:17:16You don't understand.
01:17:18I can't do it.
01:17:19Yes, you can.
01:17:20I've seen you cook.
01:17:22I've been fed by your cooking.
01:17:24You are incredibly talented.
01:17:26It's not that.
01:17:29What if I can't take the pressure?
01:17:30What if it makes me hate cooking?
01:17:34What if I lose the last connection that I have to my mom?
01:17:39What if I'm a disappointment?
01:17:50Do you really believe that?
01:17:56Hey.
01:17:58You could never be a disappointment.
01:18:02You or me?
01:18:02And as for your mother, I bet she'd never want you to stop chasing your dreams.
01:18:12She'd never want you to live in fear.
01:18:14This is your life, Charlotte.
01:18:18You have to be the one to live it.
01:18:21And your mom will be there with you.
01:18:23However and whenever you need her to be.
01:18:35I just need a minute.
01:18:36I just need a minute.
01:19:06Team Tucker, I wanted to reintroduce myself.
01:19:10Ah, the chef, huh?
01:19:12Charlotte, was it?
01:19:14Yes.
01:19:15And I'm the one who's been living at Theater Row.
01:19:19I knew it.
01:19:20I know my son was lying.
01:19:23I'm glad you came in here to confess.
01:19:26If you work with me, I think there is a way to keep this off your record.
01:19:30No.
01:19:30Um, I came to tell you that it's wrong how you're trying to go after the boys like this.
01:19:36Do you know that you two are in violation of campus policy?
01:19:40That's an old and dated rule to begin with, and you know it.
01:19:43They're wonderful.
01:19:45They're smart and courageous and resourceful.
01:19:48Your son, especially.
01:19:50I beg to differ.
01:19:53My son is a failure, who cannot even be trusted with his own future.
01:19:59You think you know him?
01:20:01You don't know anything.
01:20:03I know that if you force him to quit, you'll lose him.
01:20:08You can help guide his path, but you can't decide it for him.
01:20:13Young lady, I am his father.
01:20:15Then act like one.
01:20:16He needs you.
01:20:17Young lady, I'm sorry.
01:20:27I was just doing what I thought was right.
01:20:32For the frat.
01:20:33You should have talked with all of us then, Ev.
01:20:36If you were that unhappy, then we would have all had your back.
01:20:39I know.
01:20:40I fucked up.
01:20:43I got so mad, and I...
01:20:45I was jealous.
01:20:51No, it's not his fault.
01:20:54It's mine.
01:20:58Everett's right.
01:20:59I failed you as a leader.
01:21:04I don't listen.
01:21:05I make decisions without consulting.
01:21:08I let my personal life affect my role as president.
01:21:12All of which to say...
01:21:14I'm stepping down.
01:21:16It's the only way I can get my dad to drop everything about Charlotte...
01:21:20and to leave this house alone.
01:21:21Not the only way.
01:21:26Your charter is safe.
01:21:28You're not going to lose the house.
01:21:33But my dad, he...
01:21:34I talked to him.
01:21:36I explained who I am, and how important this place is.
01:21:41How important you are.
01:21:45He's agreed to let Theda Rho stand on...
01:21:48One condition.
01:21:51I have to move out.
01:21:54What the fuck?
01:21:55Night!
01:21:56You cannot leave!
01:21:57I have to.
01:21:59He's not going to write the report,
01:22:01but he's not going to let us keep breaking the rules.
01:22:04I'm not going to be the reason you guys lose the house.
01:22:06Do you have nowhere to go?
01:22:12I'm not staying.
01:22:15I decided to take RCA's offer.
01:22:19Okay.
01:22:20Yes!
01:22:21Congrats, Charles.
01:22:22Congrats.
01:22:24Congrats, Charles.
01:22:27Can you serve it?
01:22:28I wish you the best of luck.
01:22:32That goes for all you guys do.
01:22:34Oh, Eric.
01:22:36You're not going anywhere, man.
01:22:43You belong here.
01:22:44No.
01:22:45Stole from my best friend.
01:22:48And I put safety of the frat in danger.
01:22:53I don't deserve to be here.
01:22:57I said we put it to a vote.
01:23:00All in favor of Everett Stang.
01:23:03Aye.
01:23:04Aye.
01:23:05Aye.
01:23:06Aye.
01:23:06Aye.
01:23:08Thanks.
01:23:09That means the world to me.
01:23:14We all make mistakes, brother.
01:23:22Bring it in!
01:23:23Go talk.
01:23:47We all make mistakes, brother.
01:23:48Uh, privately, I mean.
01:23:51Yeah.
01:24:16I need to apologize.
01:24:18I said some things that I never should have said.
01:24:21It's okay.
01:24:23You were mean, but you weren't wrong.
01:24:27You guys were about to lose everything, and I shouldn't have been trying to make it about me.
01:24:31But what I said wasn't okay.
01:24:33No, it wasn't.
01:24:35Which is why, if we're going to continue to date, we have to set some ground rules.
01:24:43You still want to date me?
01:24:44Yes.
01:24:47Under the condition that you'd never go behind my back like that again.
01:24:54Talk to me.
01:24:56Don't try and control me.
01:24:58I promise, Charlotte, I'll never do anything like that again.
01:25:08Rule two.
01:25:10You are required to make me dinner once a month.
01:25:14Mm-hmm.
01:25:15I'll even take boxed mac and cheese.
01:25:18Done.
01:25:18What else?
01:25:24Kiss me.
01:25:24Kiss me.
01:25:33I'm going to fall.
01:25:44No, we're not.
01:25:46Darren, what are you doing?
01:25:47Come on, don't you trust me?
01:25:49Mm-hmm.
01:25:50Okay.
01:25:51Ready?
01:25:52Yeah.
01:25:54Oh, my God.
01:25:57What is all this?
01:25:59Is that schnitzel?
01:26:02What?
01:26:03Yes, let's try.
01:26:04What's going on, guys?
01:26:14We've got a very important proposition for you, Charles.
01:26:18You, Charlotte, have stolen the hearts of every guy here, some more than others.
01:26:24But we all voted, and we want to make you croakings and sweetheart.
01:26:29What?
01:26:30Guys, I don't even go here anymore.
01:26:33It's our house, our rules.
01:26:37Does this mean I get to know what croakington means?
01:26:39Don't push it.
01:26:40Let's go fast.
01:26:41I've got my own proposition.
01:26:50Would you, Charlotte Withers, be my girlfriend?
01:26:56Is that a yes?
01:27:12What do you think?
01:27:16I, I, I!
01:27:18Oh, my God!
01:27:19Oh, my God!
01:27:21Yeah, for you.
01:27:22Get a chase!
01:27:23Yeah.
01:27:23Yeah.
01:27:23Yeah.
01:27:26Cause I'ma let you out, I'ma let you in.
01:27:29So cover me.
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