- 7 weeks ago
Charlott And The 7 Frat Brother
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00:00:00Can I help you with something? I'm your new roommate. Roommate? But you're a girl. A woman.
00:00:04If you haven't noticed, this is a frat. It's against pan-hellenic rules for a girl to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:00:09I have nowhere to go. Look, she has nowhere else to go after this. She can stay. On one condition. No one touches her.
00:00:14I'm Wolf. You, uh, you around here? Wolf. Get the fuck away from her. Chase, what the hell?
00:00:21So much for no drama. Charlotte, if she's fair game, I deserve a shot. I like... She's not fair game, Everett.
00:00:27Obviously, I like you. A lot. It's killing me how much I like you. How much I want you.
00:00:32You want me? More than anything.
00:00:34Chase broke the rule that he made. He needs to be held accountable.
00:00:38Chase, care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called Cheerleader on steroids?
00:00:42Raven, don't. It's her or me. Take a shower with me.
00:00:46Hey, reminder, every second counts. Yes, yes, yes!
00:00:49It's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl, Charlotte Withers.
00:00:54Someone talked. I bet I know who.
00:00:56The whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
00:00:58I failed you as a leader. I'm stepping down.
00:01:00They're quitting on us?
00:01:02anych, no...
00:01:04Eww!
00:01:16Rose, oh!
00:01:18It's another day to try to get by
00:01:27Ew! Rose!
00:01:29Good morning, gorgeous.
00:01:44Can I help you with something?
00:01:45Charlotte Withers.
00:01:46Um, I'm your new roommate.
00:01:49Roommate?
00:01:51But you're a girl.
00:01:53Woman.
00:01:54Look, I think you got the wrong house, babe.
00:01:56They called and said we'd be subletting to some guy named Charles.
00:01:59Charles is short for Charlotte.
00:02:01Misunderstanding.
00:02:02See, the paperwork to renew my house thing got misplaced.
00:02:05This thing is really heavy.
00:02:07You mind if we just have this discussion inside?
00:02:09I don't think...
00:02:10Great.
00:02:11Excuse me, guys.
00:02:12Yeah, yeah.
00:02:13Sorry.
00:02:14Okay.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:17Dibs.
00:02:18Bro, you are so trash.
00:02:22Stop cheating, man.
00:02:23Watch this, watch this.
00:02:24You gotta cheat.
00:02:25Take your ill.
00:02:26I bet we made you.
00:02:27Take your ill, buddy.
00:02:28Goddamn it.
00:02:29I don't look at you as I'm playing.
00:02:31You regret that, watch this.
00:02:32Mm-hmm.
00:02:33Hitmarker, really?
00:02:34Get...
00:02:35Yo!
00:02:36What the fuck?
00:02:37I'm in the middle of a very serious ass kicking.
00:02:39Oh, man, stop it.
00:02:40You not whooping shit.
00:02:41Now watch me cook.
00:02:42Look, I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you.
00:02:43There's no chance the press lets you stay.
00:02:44Mm, we'll see about that.
00:02:46In the meantime, how about you introduce me to my new brothers?
00:03:01Okay.
00:03:03Uh, this is Miguel and Austin.
00:03:06Yes, Miguel, the certified ass chopper.
00:03:10Fuck, man.
00:03:11Fuck.
00:03:12Fuck.
00:03:13You were saying?
00:03:14Shut up, man.
00:03:15Uh, Tristan and Vincent are exchange students from Germany.
00:03:18They're still working on their English, though, so don't take their silence personally.
00:03:23I'm Darren, and this...
00:03:24Everett.
00:03:25Welcome to Croakington, sweetheart.
00:03:27I thought this was Theta Roe.
00:03:29Croakington's a nickname.
00:03:30For brothers only.
00:03:31Uh, guys, this is Charles.
00:03:34I guess she's...
00:03:36I'm your new roommate.
00:03:37Excuse me?
00:03:38Hey, Prez.
00:03:42Housing fucked up.
00:03:45This is Charles, our new sublet.
00:03:47Uh, Charlotte, it's nice to meet you.
00:03:50I would just...
00:03:51In case you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
00:03:53It's against Pan-Hellenic policy for girls to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:03:57Wait, that's a real thing?
00:03:58I thought we were all just saying that so girls wouldn't try to cuddle after sex.
00:04:02You need to leave.
00:04:04I'd say pack your bags, but looks like you already got that covered.
00:04:08Jesus, not the waterworks.
00:04:11I'm sorry, I just...
00:04:13I have nowhere to go.
00:04:15My dad lives over four hours away, and I can't make this commute.
00:04:20Come on, Chase.
00:04:21She can stay one night.
00:04:24She can shack up with me?
00:04:25What do you say, Charles?
00:04:30Fine.
00:04:31Stop crying.
00:04:32One night.
00:04:33You're out tomorrow.
00:04:34Understand?
00:04:36Where's the kitchen?
00:04:45What?
00:04:46Oh, that's so disgusting.
00:04:47Seriously?
00:04:48You don't have a knife set?
00:04:52How do you cook?
00:04:53Ever hear of a dining hall?
00:04:54What about after college?
00:04:55I guess I'll just have to find myself a happy little homemaker like you, won't I?
00:04:56That doesn't go there.
00:04:57You think it's better?
00:04:58Just loose on the counter?
00:04:59I think it's pretty clear.
00:05:00That when it comes to this house, you have no idea where things are going to be.
00:05:01I think it's pretty clear.
00:05:02I think it's pretty clear that when it comes to this house, you have no idea where things
00:05:03are going to be.
00:05:04That doesn't go there.
00:05:05You think it's better?
00:05:06Just loose on the counter?
00:05:07I think it's pretty clear.
00:05:08Look at you two, bickering like an old married couple.
00:05:10You don't have a knife set?
00:05:11I don't have a knife set.
00:05:12How do you cook?
00:05:13Ever hear of a dining hall?
00:05:14What about after college?
00:05:15I guess I'll just have to find myself a happy little homemaker like you, won't I?
00:05:22That doesn't go there.
00:05:24You think it's better?
00:05:25Just loose on the counter?
00:05:26I think it's pretty clear that when it comes to this house, you have no idea where
00:05:30things belong.
00:05:31Look at you two, bickering like an old married couple.
00:05:36I'm going to, yeah.
00:05:48Why don't you leave well enough alone, huh?
00:05:51We don't need a maid.
00:05:53You don't need a maid.
00:06:07Alleluia!
00:06:08Oh, hallelujah.
00:06:16What is this?
00:06:18It's my way of expressing my appreciation.
00:06:21I know I'm putting you guys at risk by staying here.
00:06:25And I'm grateful.
00:06:26It's been a really, really tough year, so thank you.
00:06:30And dig in.
00:06:38It's panko-crusted chevre, croquettes with quince,
00:06:43and prosciutto da parma overshaved fennel arugula salad.
00:06:48Cheese balls with meat, and this crazy green thing called salad.
00:06:53Yeah, I'm good.
00:06:55You won't even try it?
00:06:57You think I'll do anything you say just because you bat those doe eyes at me
00:07:00and flounce around in that cute little apron?
00:07:02I wasn't trying to...
00:07:03Your presence here threatens the existence of our charter.
00:07:06And I'll put my brother's well-being over a pretty face any day.
00:07:10So, check out's noon tomorrow.
00:07:12Enjoy your final supper.
00:07:27A closed door means occupied!
00:07:29Chill out, Charles.
00:07:30I'm not looking, I'm a gentleman.
00:07:32I am just grabbing my stash.
00:07:36Oh, yeah, please, make yourself comfortable.
00:07:39I will, thank you.
00:07:41You know, if I have to listen to Austin argue about how a video game contest should be our philanthropy for one more minute,
00:07:47I will actually lose my fucking mind.
00:07:49Okay, you have to go.
00:07:50I was being sarcastic.
00:07:52Okay, wait.
00:07:52Bye now.
00:07:53Wait, wait, wait, Charles.
00:07:54There's something I really wanted to tell you.
00:07:56Purple might be my new favorite color.
00:07:59Such a gentleman.
00:08:01Have a good night.
00:08:03Bye.
00:08:04What are you doing tonight?
00:08:10What?
00:08:11Fuck me.
00:08:12Oh, shit.
00:08:13Did I die in my sleep and wake up in heaven?
00:08:15Oh, shit.
00:08:16Oh, shit.
00:08:17Did I die in my sleep and wake up in heaven?
00:08:19Oh, shit.
00:08:20Oh, shit.
00:08:21Do you have a real breakfast?
00:08:23Always start your day with a real breakfast, not refined sugar.
00:08:27I'm looking at you, Vincent.
00:08:29I'm going to get our mother in Frankfurt.
00:08:34Cinnamon rolls are cooling in the oven.
00:08:36Enjoy.
00:08:37It's cold.
00:08:39Gotta get the OJ.
00:08:42Oh, my God.
00:08:46Oh, my God.
00:08:50I've never had pancakes that taste like this.
00:08:53Bro.
00:08:54This orange juice is freshly fucking squeezed.
00:08:58And she took out the Pope.
00:09:00Damn.
00:09:01Let my mom do that for me.
00:09:02Oh, just like with all my girl.
00:09:04I ain't seeing you with the fucking...
00:09:06Okay, are we done?
00:09:07We still haven't settled on our philanthropy.
00:09:09And...
00:09:10Look, I still think that we could do the...
00:09:11Nope.
00:09:12We're not going to do an open mic night.
00:09:13No.
00:09:14You practicing your tight five doesn't count as charity.
00:09:16Beg to differ.
00:09:17Any other suggestions?
00:09:20I got it.
00:09:22Remember that TikTok I sent you about those guys in the UK serving bachelorette parties naked?
00:09:27Yeah, about that.
00:09:28Is there something that you need to share with the group?
00:09:30Yeah.
00:09:31Fuck off.
00:09:32No, I'm saying we serve tickets to a fancy dinner and serve it boys and buff style.
00:09:36I've looked into a dinner service before.
00:09:39It's too expensive.
00:09:40We can't afford to hire a chef.
00:09:42We already have one in the house.
00:09:45Chef Charlotte.
00:09:48Have you lost your mind?
00:09:49Have you tried her food?
00:09:50That's right, Prez.
00:09:51You ain't never had bacon like this.
00:09:54What makes you think she would help us, huh?
00:09:56She would if we let her stay.
00:10:00No.
00:10:01No.
00:10:02No way.
00:10:03We don't need her.
00:10:04Jeez, come on, man.
00:10:05We've under-raised for philanthropy every year.
00:10:07We're getting fined.
00:10:08I'd rather get fined than lose to Fred.
00:10:10It's against the rules.
00:10:11You guys want us to get our charter taken away?
00:10:13Am I really the only one here who gives a shit about Crokington?
00:10:16Why are you the only one that has a problem with this?
00:10:19Admin's the one that put Charles here in the first place.
00:10:21Right?
00:10:22Plus, your dad's the dean.
00:10:24He'll bail us out.
00:10:25You want to bet?
00:10:26Then we keep it a secret.
00:10:27It's a win-win.
00:10:28We raise our shits on the money for charity, and Charlotte gets to stay.
00:10:32Look, she has nowhere else to go after this.
00:10:34It's not our problem.
00:10:35I said no.
00:10:36Fucking dictatorship again.
00:10:38What was that?
00:10:39It's a good idea, Chase.
00:10:40Come on, you know what it is.
00:10:43Fine.
00:10:44She can stay.
00:10:45Woo!
00:10:46Let's go!
00:10:47Let's go!
00:10:48Let's go!
00:10:49On one condition.
00:10:50No one touches her.
00:10:51I don't want us fighting over a girl.
00:10:52If I find out that anyone is more than just the roommate, her and that brother are out.
00:11:06Got it?
00:11:07Got it.
00:11:08Scouts on her.
00:11:09I'll go tell you the good news.
00:11:10No.
00:11:11You stay.
00:11:12I'll go.
00:11:16You tried.
00:11:17You tried.
00:11:18He doesn't find out.
00:11:29Change of plans.
00:11:31You can stay.
00:11:32Wait, seriously?
00:11:33But I just...
00:11:34Rule number one.
00:11:35You don't tell anyone that you live here.
00:11:37Rule number two.
00:11:38You cook.
00:11:39Excuse me?
00:11:40For our philanthropy event.
00:11:42Every year, all the frats and sororities raise money to help kids get more access to school
00:11:46lunches.
00:11:47We want to do a dinner service, but we need a chef.
00:11:50Deal?
00:11:51Deal.
00:11:52Come on, I don't bite.
00:12:05But I do.
00:12:06Don't get it twisted, Charlotte.
00:12:08I'm not doing this for you.
00:12:10I'm doing this for the frat.
00:12:12Loud and clear, sir.
00:12:14Ah!
00:12:15My goodness.
00:12:16You're good.
00:12:17I'm just joking.
00:12:18You're good.
00:12:19Yeah!
00:12:20You're good.
00:12:21Your breakfast cakes, they're so delicious.
00:12:40How I can make-
00:12:41Family secret.
00:12:43Grit.
00:12:45Damn, girl.
00:12:46I don't know if you're a milker worker or something,
00:12:48but that is the most he said all semester.
00:12:50It's a conversation here that's not so stimulating.
00:12:54Oh.
00:12:56Okay, all right, don't do that, come on.
00:12:58What, smile?
00:13:00I'm thankful, is all.
00:13:01You have to forgive, Chase.
00:13:03All he responds to is brooding.
00:13:04Mm.
00:13:08Okay.
00:13:09So, I'm happy to take the lead on all things kitchen,
00:13:17but rats live better than you boys.
00:13:20So, as far as the house goes, it'll be a team effort.
00:13:25Okay, what do you want us to do?
00:13:31We're making lists.
00:13:39This has got to go.
00:13:42Seriously?
00:13:43It's motivational.
00:13:45Honestly, it's kind of like Call of Duty.
00:13:48Oh, let's go, I'm like a one-man army out here.
00:13:52Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
00:13:54Okay, never mix bleach in anything ammonia-based.
00:13:57You'll make a chloramine gas.
00:13:59Seriously?
00:14:00Oh, sick.
00:14:01Not mattress on the floor.
00:14:15Yeah, no headboard.
00:14:17Just keep breaking them.
00:14:18Do you need a demonstration?
00:14:20I need your credit card.
00:14:22How about I take you to dinner instead?
00:14:26Oh, Chase, I found some surprisingly decent curtains in storage.
00:14:31I can put them up for you if you like.
00:14:33There's another rule for you.
00:14:35You know what's good for you?
00:14:36Stay out of my room.
00:14:37Hmm.
00:14:38Trust me, that's the last place I want to be.
00:14:43I'm sure.
00:14:57Come in.
00:15:01Sorry, I'm late.
00:15:04I expected as much.
00:15:06You've always kept your mother and I waiting.
00:15:08You were two weeks past your due date.
00:15:10OK, I apologized.
00:15:12What do you want?
00:15:13I want you to get serious about your future, son.
00:15:16Have you given any more thought to Oxford?
00:15:19I told you I'm not interested.
00:15:21Do you know how many strings I pulled to get you that offer?
00:15:23I don't want to be an academic, Dad.
00:15:25I'm sorry to disappoint you yet again,
00:15:26but I'm not wasting another 10 to 15 years on a PhD program.
00:15:30Oh, so you'd rather waste four years of undergrad partying?
00:15:35I should never have let you join that fraternity.
00:15:39I want you out.
00:15:40I am not a child.
00:15:42You can't tell me what to do anymore.
00:15:44Maybe not.
00:15:45But I refuse to let you throw away your inheritance on such nonsense.
00:15:49You don't think I know how much money you're pulling out of your bank account and putting
00:15:52into this distraction?
00:15:55If I see so much as a charge for a six-pack, I will shut your accounts down.
00:16:01And in the meantime, I will urge you to give serious thought to grad school.
00:16:08Dismissed.
00:16:12I'm getting used to this whole Peter thing.
00:16:26I'll dry.
00:16:28But the sauce right here, I'm a little scared.
00:16:30Yeah, you should try.
00:16:31As it dries.
00:16:32Yeah.
00:16:33Try the regular hummus first, though.
00:16:35Which one is the regular hummus?
00:16:37Okay, house meeting, right now. That means you, out. You're not a member of this house.
00:16:42Chase, she's-
00:16:43Out!
00:16:45Excuse me.
00:16:53The fuck was that?
00:16:55Shut the fuck up, sauerkraut. Listen to me, boys.
00:16:58We gotta get serious about what we bring to campus.
00:17:00Everybody needs to step up.
00:17:02We gotta do 25% for philanthropy, plus bills and house dues.
00:17:06I can't keep covering this shit, okay?
00:17:08My dad is out for blood. He'll do anything to-
00:17:15Fuckin' hell.
00:17:18Chase.
00:17:20If you need help with the bills, just tell us.
00:17:23We're brothers.
00:17:24You don't have to do this alone.
00:17:26And it's not Charlotte's fault.
00:17:28This place was fucked before she even stepped foot in here.
00:17:31You need to go apologize.
00:17:36What now?
00:17:37Come to yell at me some more?
00:17:51I wanted to say I'm sorry.
00:18:06I had a shit day and I took it out on you.
00:18:09Wasn't fair.
00:18:10Apology accepted.
00:18:14You know, when I'm having a bad day, I cook.
00:18:19You cook every day.
00:18:22I've had a lot of bad days.
00:18:28Come here.
00:18:29What do I do with this?
00:18:36Take out that frustration.
00:18:40Fine.
00:18:41Here.
00:18:43No.
00:18:44Not like that.
00:18:46What?
00:18:47Like you mean it.
00:18:49Look like this.
00:18:52Faster.
00:18:53Like that.
00:18:54There you go.
00:18:55Yeah.
00:18:56That's perfect.
00:18:57Stop.
00:18:58Okay.
00:18:59Okay, stop.
00:19:05Now try it.
00:19:11I think I'll pass on the salmonella.
00:19:13Thanks.
00:19:15Mr. President?
00:19:16Afraid of a little batter?
00:19:18Okay.
00:19:19Okay.
00:19:22Hey, babe.
00:19:25Well, hello there.
00:19:27You're the girl who's renting the room here, right?
00:19:30Yes.
00:19:31I'm Raven.
00:19:32Kappa Kappa President and Crokington Sweetheart.
00:19:36So, what's your name?
00:19:38Charlotte.
00:19:39I'm almost done with this.
00:19:41You can have some when it's done, if you want.
00:19:44Is that dark chocolate?
00:19:47The guys hate dark chocolate.
00:19:49They've seemed to like it fine.
00:19:51I'm sure they just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
00:19:54Why don't we go upstairs?
00:19:56I have council business to discuss.
00:19:58I think you're showing up now.
00:19:59Oh, you better not.
00:20:00I think you're showing up now.
00:20:01I think you're showing up now.
00:20:02I think you're showing up now.
00:20:03I think you're showing up now.
00:20:04Oh, you better not.
00:20:05And it's air burnish, or not.
00:20:06What's she saying?
00:20:07Come on.
00:20:08Hey.
00:20:09Morning.
00:20:10I'm about to start breakfast.
00:20:11Who here wants eggs?
00:20:12I made breakfast already.
00:20:13I've got to keep my boys happy.
00:20:14Oh, my God.
00:20:15But I totally forgot about you.
00:20:16No leftovers.
00:20:17Maybe.
00:20:18Oh, um.
00:20:19That's fine.
00:20:20I can make something.
00:20:21Would you mind cleaning up, too?
00:20:22I've got my hands full.
00:20:23D'oh!
00:20:24It's raining!
00:20:25Yes!
00:20:26Oh, baby!
00:20:27Sure, yeah.
00:20:28Ugh.
00:20:29You're the best.
00:20:30Oh.
00:20:31Oh.
00:20:32Oh.
00:20:33Oh.
00:20:34Oh.
00:20:35Oh.
00:20:36Oh.
00:20:37Oh.
00:20:38Oh.
00:20:39Oh.
00:20:40Oh.
00:20:41Oh.
00:20:42Oh.
00:20:43Oh.
00:20:44Oh.
00:20:45Oh.
00:20:46Oh.
00:20:47Oh.
00:20:48Oh.
00:20:49Oh.
00:20:50Oh.
00:20:51Oh.
00:20:52Oh.
00:20:53You're going down.
00:20:54Part two.
00:21:11Spying on me?
00:21:12I prefer to call it keeping an eye on an outsider who's yet to prove trustworthy.
00:21:16I'm not the one telling my girlfriend about our arrangement.
00:21:18She's not my girlfriend.
00:21:20We fuck sometimes.
00:21:21That's all.
00:21:24Is that a blush?
00:21:25So innocent.
00:21:27You're not a virgin, are you?
00:21:30That's none of your business.
00:21:32Thank you very much.
00:21:33What?
00:21:34I can feel you staring.
00:21:35What do you want?
00:21:36Why don't you have a place to live anymore?
00:21:40It's complicated.
00:21:41I'm all ears.
00:21:42I was living with my best friend, but she got into this top culinary program called RCA.
00:21:47We were supposed to go together.
00:21:48But I got waitlisted.
00:21:49I got waitlisted.
00:21:50I got waitlisted.
00:21:51I never applied for help.
00:21:52I can feel you staring.
00:21:53I can feel you staring.
00:21:54What do you want?
00:21:55Why don't you have a place to live anymore?
00:21:56It's complicated.
00:21:57I'm all ears.
00:21:58How do you feel?
00:21:59I can feel you.
00:22:00I'm all ears.
00:22:01I can feel you.
00:22:02See what I'm doing.
00:22:03I got waitlisted in the kingdom.
00:22:04Just a second.
00:22:05It's complicated.
00:22:06Is there any?
00:22:07No.
00:22:08Is there anything?
00:22:09I can't be a problem.
00:22:10If you're on the kingdom but I'm not sure why, I'm not sure why are you there.
00:22:16I never applied for housing, and here I am.
00:22:24Go on.
00:22:26Tell me how stupid I am.
00:22:28How only an idiot wouldn't have a backup plan.
00:22:31How unfair it is that you have to suffer because of my bad decisions.
00:22:38I wouldn't call it suffering.
00:22:41No?
00:22:43I mean, yes.
00:22:44Your endless optimism is very annoying.
00:22:47And if anyone from the school found out you were living here, we'd all be on our asses.
00:22:52But the boys are happy.
00:22:57And the house has never been cleaner, so...
00:23:01Does this mean you'll stop throwing away the food that I leave for you?
00:23:07Not a chance, sunshine.
00:23:09Why?
00:23:10It's gross.
00:23:12No, it's not.
00:23:14You're ridiculous.
00:23:24Attention!
00:23:26Attention, everyone!
00:23:27I officially call forward Charles Withers on the behalf of Crokington Game Light.
00:23:33Oh, schon wieder spiel!
00:23:35Men do not need games to drink.
00:23:38Only boys do.
00:23:39Ugh, nein!
00:23:41It's my turn to pick.
00:23:42Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:23:44Charles.
00:23:45She's our guest of honor.
00:23:46She gets to pick.
00:23:48Fuck it.
00:23:49Pick a game?
00:23:52I like Monopoly.
00:23:54No, Charlotte.
00:23:55Not that kind of game.
00:23:58This is very serious work, Charles.
00:24:00Mm, mm-hmm.
00:24:01Passed down by our Greek forefathers for generations.
00:24:05Gentlemen.
00:24:07Lady.
00:24:08This is King's Cup!
00:24:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:24:14let's go boys the business
00:24:18what the fuck bro
00:24:24bro you always pull the jack and you make the shittiest rules
00:24:27what can i say the king's cup gods they they favor me
00:24:30a new rule sudden death paul whoever sinks it is kiss charles
00:24:37as rule maker i will go first okay relax big guy she's not a piece of meat
00:24:42nobody touches her excuse me you are not the boss of me
00:24:45i defend my own honor thank you how about this
00:24:50if i sink it i don't have to kiss any of you
00:24:54hmm you know what there's fair
00:24:59racking princess
00:25:00that's a damn shame you ready to fall in love gorgeous
00:25:15fuck
00:25:24chase you're up
00:25:37pass
00:25:39what are you chicken
00:25:41come on
00:25:44oh
00:25:53okay mr smith
00:25:57what are you chicken
00:26:04am i interrupting
00:26:10not at all
00:26:12my turn
00:26:27four
00:26:32whores
00:26:34drink up charlotte
00:26:36darren i wanted to oh my god i'm so sorry
00:26:49i'm just
00:26:50okay
00:26:51all right okay i'm sorry
00:26:53uh did you still want to do dinner
00:27:07darren i never would have
00:27:15i didn't know you had someone over
00:27:17uh yeah yeah that's val
00:27:20she's in my calc class and i've been kind of flirting for a couple months now
00:27:25finally got the courage to ask her out
00:27:28and
00:27:29yeah
00:27:30she seems really sweet
00:27:32she is
00:27:33she is
00:27:34but
00:27:35now she thinks maybe you were coming in because you and i are
00:27:39what
00:27:41no she has to understand i
00:27:43i can't tell her you're living here
00:27:45it's fine
00:27:47what are you working on
00:27:48it's it's for boys in the buff i'm playing with the menu
00:27:52wait
00:27:53let's
00:27:55go back
00:27:56how can i fix this
00:27:58i know you didn't mean it
00:28:01it's fine really
00:28:03uh hi
00:28:15hi
00:28:17so
00:28:19you want to talk about the other night
00:28:22or
00:28:23what's there to talk about
00:28:24maybe how we almost kissed and you've been avoiding me ever since
00:28:29i haven't been avoiding you i've been busy
00:28:32right making the world's saddest sandwiches
00:28:35what's wrong with ham and cheese
00:28:36what did you learn to cook anyway
00:28:47my mom
00:28:48she was one of the best chefs in the country
00:28:53actually
00:28:54so she taught you
00:28:57um
00:28:57not exactly
00:28:59she died when i was young
00:29:02but i watched every video she was ever in
00:29:05and she had this notebook full of
00:29:08recipes and notes
00:29:10sorry charlotte
00:29:12jesus
00:29:13uh
00:29:15how are you
00:29:16you know
00:29:17you're always so
00:29:18happy
00:29:20um
00:29:21better to be happy than miserable
00:29:23right
00:29:24what about you
00:29:28is there a reason you walk around with a permanent scout
00:29:32it's you know
00:29:34family stuff
00:29:35not like you though
00:29:38shit
00:29:40that came out wrong
00:29:41i'm sorry
00:29:42your dad's dean tucker
00:29:44right
00:29:45that can't be easy
00:29:47yeah he thinks any career that's not academia is pointless
00:29:50all careers are important
00:29:52not to him
00:29:53he hates that i'm in a frat
00:29:55leading a frat
00:29:56how about your mom
00:29:58she left us a long time ago
00:30:00but whatever
00:30:01i mean if you love to cook so much
00:30:04why not just follow in your mom's footsteps
00:30:05i tried
00:30:08she was in that rca program i told you about
00:30:11but i obviously didn't get in
00:30:14so
00:30:14so you're giving up
00:30:16i'm not good enough
00:30:19okay
00:30:20let's just leave it at that
00:30:24okay so i made you these soccer points
00:30:35these are the projections for the boys in the bus
00:30:37i've handled the pitch before
00:30:38yeah but this is whole foods
00:30:39this is going to level up our whole event
00:30:41i know that
00:30:41i got it
00:30:42yes chase is very much interested
00:30:50well i yes i know this is a massive opportunity not only for him
00:30:54but for our school as a whole
00:30:56i could not agree more
00:30:58and what about that
00:30:59well i have taken it upon myself to make the decision for him
00:31:03i see
00:31:04believe me chase
00:31:05is not going to bite the hand that feeds him
00:31:07i'm very glad to hear that
00:31:08yes
00:31:09very glad to hear that
00:31:09yes we'll speak soon
00:31:10thank you
00:31:11thank you
00:31:12cassandra
00:31:18yes dean tucker
00:31:19please pull up all of chase's banking statements
00:31:23will do
00:31:23so i want to start off with squash blossoms
00:31:27candied bacon
00:31:28maybe oysters for cocktail hour
00:31:30moving on
00:31:31cucumber soup is very in
00:31:33and a classic french onion
00:31:35for mains we do monkfish
00:31:37roasted quail
00:31:38or duck
00:31:39what about vegetables
00:31:42i'm so proud of you for asking
00:31:46i'm still toying with ideas
00:31:49hey
00:31:50how'd it go
00:31:51not good
00:31:52we took the meeting because of my last name
00:31:55but he was on his phone the entire time
00:31:56we'll have to find another sponsor
00:31:58fucking hell
00:31:59hey
00:32:00i did what i could to help
00:32:02what are you doing
00:32:03playing chef
00:32:03not playing anything
00:32:06i'm trying to salvage our philanthropy
00:32:08you'd think our president would be trying to do the same
00:32:12you got something to say
00:32:13obviously
00:32:14so say it
00:32:15okay
00:32:17come on
00:32:18forget the meeting
00:32:20you'll get him next time
00:32:21let's go out
00:32:24i think we could all blow off some steam
00:32:26what do you think
00:32:29all right
00:32:32good idea
00:32:33what are you drinking
00:32:46uh
00:32:48daiquiri sounds good
00:32:49yeah
00:32:51we had eight beers and eight shots of tequila
00:32:54you got it
00:32:55you are such a stereotype
00:32:56you can get stuff that tastes good
00:32:59yeah i'm not here because i want it to taste good
00:33:01here to get drunk
00:33:02you are just a fun sucker
00:33:04just call me a fun sucker
00:33:07i did
00:33:07you don't know fun
00:33:09and you do huh
00:33:10tell me sunshine
00:33:12what do you do for fun
00:33:13there's that blush again
00:33:17what kind of fun are you thinking about huh
00:33:19hey who's ready for a game of darts huh
00:33:23all right
00:33:29all right
00:33:29all right
00:33:30come on next up
00:33:31it's my turn
00:33:32let's go sweet cheeks
00:33:33this should be good
00:33:35i'm terrified
00:33:36can't wait for this
00:33:37okay
00:33:37any day now
00:33:38stop
00:33:39next round on me
00:33:55hello
00:34:02could i have eight shots of tequila
00:34:05please
00:34:06and put it on withers
00:34:07thank you
00:34:09how's it going
00:34:15good
00:34:18i'm wolf
00:34:21you uh
00:34:23you around here
00:34:24no
00:34:25just not really a bar girl
00:34:26not really a bar girl
00:34:28what kind of girl are you
00:34:30uh in this moment
00:34:32yes
00:34:32a very tipsy one
00:34:34very tipsy one
00:34:35wow
00:34:36wow
00:34:36thank you
00:34:38let me help you with those then okay
00:34:40are you sure
00:34:41i insist
00:34:42okay
00:34:44thank you very much
00:34:46you're very welcome
00:34:47all righty let's go
00:34:49where did you come from
00:34:52i'm serious
00:34:52what fucking planet
00:34:53are you from
00:34:54guys
00:34:54this is wolf
00:34:55get the fuck away from her
00:34:57chase
00:34:58what the hell
00:34:59what is your problem
00:35:00yeah
00:35:00chill out man
00:35:01run away little dog
00:35:03nice accent
00:35:05should you go fuck off back to the fatherland
00:35:07okay which drinks did he touch huh
00:35:09okay i don't know what is going on
00:35:11don't you dare come meet her again
00:35:12what are you her keeper
00:35:13chase what is your problem
00:35:15stay out of this charlotte
00:35:15no you are not the boss of me
00:35:17or anyone here for that matter
00:35:19no
00:35:22charlotte
00:35:23is uh raven here
00:35:26or things not so sweet with your sweetheart anymore
00:35:30need her alone too
00:35:31the men of sig kai
00:35:32will gladly take her off your hands if you'll treat her out
00:35:35talk to either of them again i swear to god you'll regret it
00:35:38we'll see
00:35:39darren please tell me you brought the advil
00:35:52uh it's chase
00:35:53i just wanted to check up on you
00:35:54but if you want darren i could go get him
00:35:57uh no
00:35:58thank you
00:36:00i think i'm officially a one glass of wine at dinner kind of girl
00:36:06not shots
00:36:08yeah um
00:36:10i'm sorry i yelled at you before
00:36:12yeah what was that
00:36:14wolf and the sig kai guys have a reputation of spiking drain
00:36:18oh my god seriously
00:36:20yeah they're not good guys
00:36:21the school just lets them get away with it
00:36:24they have some of the biggest donors on campus
00:36:26i mean the ballard business school
00:36:28is literally named after wolf's family
00:36:30oh that is so messed up
00:36:32oh my god
00:36:35hey hey you're okay
00:36:36all right
00:36:49got to look at me
00:36:51it's just a little puke
00:36:53heaven said the best of us
00:36:54oh it's so embarrassing
00:36:55i'm gonna be embarrassed
00:36:57here
00:36:58you take care of everyone else here
00:37:00so
00:37:01time that someone returns a favor
00:37:03thank you for
00:37:16thank you for everything
00:37:18somebody down
00:37:20yes it is
00:37:24i have to go
00:37:26boys food's ready
00:37:42yeah
00:37:43okay quiet breakfast
00:37:46yes
00:37:47quiet
00:37:49hangover are we
00:37:50a little
00:37:51you'll get used to it
00:37:53so
00:37:55i met the owner of the bar last night
00:37:57we totally hit it off
00:37:59whoa seriously
00:37:59you were hammered
00:38:00he was hitting on you
00:38:01no not like that
00:38:02okay
00:38:02he wants to sponsor you guys
00:38:05he's donating
00:38:06five thousand dollars
00:38:08is that okay
00:38:14i was just trying to help
00:38:16but if you don't think
00:38:16it's a good idea
00:38:17no it is
00:38:18i just
00:38:18kind of stole my thunder
00:38:20i got us a sponsor
00:38:22who's gonna donate
00:38:23ten thousand
00:38:23what
00:38:25that's incredible
00:38:28i saw it
00:38:29i knew you could do it
00:38:30chase
00:38:38wait up
00:38:38yo
00:38:39i want to talk to you about the deal you made
00:38:41oh it's great right
00:38:42i'll send you all the info tonight
00:38:43no
00:38:44i'm the treasurer
00:38:46why would you sign anything without talking to me first
00:38:48and i'm president
00:38:49look
00:38:50we needed a sponsor
00:38:51i found one
00:38:51what's the big deal
00:38:52you'll still be the point for future contracts
00:38:54so president means
00:38:55you get to do whatever you want to
00:38:57without consulting anybody
00:38:58you get to make your own rules
00:38:59but you don't have to follow any of them
00:39:01what are you talking about
00:39:02don't play dumb
00:39:03charlotte
00:39:04you said she was off limits right
00:39:06that's your rule
00:39:07now you're flirting with her
00:39:09i mean you're practically fucking drooling over her
00:39:11if she's fair game
00:39:13i deserve a shot
00:39:14i like her
00:39:14she's not fair game everett
00:39:15she's not game at all
00:39:17why don't you leave her out of your quest to fuck every girl on campus yeah
00:39:20big guy
00:39:21it's open
00:39:30is it safe
00:39:35yes you dork
00:39:36come in
00:39:37so
00:39:43how are things going with val
00:39:46uh
00:39:48yeah they're not
00:39:50um
00:39:51i haven't asked her out again
00:39:52i don't want to
00:39:54make her uncomfortable
00:39:55i promise you are not the kind of guy that makes a girl uncomfortable
00:39:58you really like her don't you
00:40:02uh
00:40:05she's so
00:40:07smart
00:40:08and really ambitious
00:40:10you know and she's so creative
00:40:13she made this galadriel costume for comic con and
00:40:16she's amazing
00:40:18oh my god d
00:40:21if you really like her this much you can't just let her go
00:40:25you have to ask her out again
00:40:28i have an idea
00:40:32you're inviting her to boys in the buff
00:40:36let me help
00:40:39never been to a frat party
00:40:49we don't need frittatas
00:40:51maybe you do
00:40:52maybe less people would throw up in your lawn if they get something in their stomach besides alcohol
00:40:56besides this will be good for boys in the buff
00:41:00yeah i don't really think stale beer pairs well with uh salmon biscuit
00:41:04well then splurge on better beer
00:41:06did
00:41:08you just laughed at my actual joke
00:41:10okay not because it was funny
00:41:11it's just very you
00:41:13you might not want to admit it chase tucker
00:41:17but you like me
00:41:18okay
00:41:19liking
00:41:20and not hating
00:41:22two very different things
00:41:24god
00:41:26chase
00:41:31what are you
00:41:33what the hell is going on here
00:41:36chase
00:41:39care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called
00:41:42cheerleader on steroids
00:41:43raven don't
00:41:44the girl you said was ruining the frat
00:41:46you have no idea what you're talking about
00:41:48this is none of your business
00:41:49i don't think so
00:41:50this became house business the second you told everyone that she's off limits
00:41:54you said that
00:41:55i just didn't want you to come in between the brothers i didn't want there to be any fighting
00:41:59not that she's anything worth fighting over
00:42:01i'm not your property that you can make decisions for
00:42:07what is your problem
00:42:12i don't like to share
00:42:14bites like these and many others will be served next weekend at boys in the buff dinner buy your tickets at the front
00:42:37uh naked guys crab cakes what more could you ask for
00:42:43hey can i talk to you for a second
00:42:49yeah sure
00:42:51so
00:42:58how are you feeling
00:43:00i don't know
00:43:03i guess
00:43:04weirdly violated
00:43:07look i don't want to defend the guy
00:43:10but
00:43:11makes sense
00:43:12i mean
00:43:14this is a frat house
00:43:15i mean we're all a bunch of dogs and you
00:43:18you are
00:43:21the most beautiful girl
00:43:24any of us have ever seen in our lives
00:43:26come on everett i'm serious
00:43:29so am i
00:43:31i
00:43:34i mean if chase hadn't been so adamant i
00:43:37i would have told you sooner
00:43:40i just
00:43:42what you
00:43:43no we're friends
00:43:46yeah of course we are but
00:43:47obviously i like you
00:43:50a lot
00:43:52yo we need more punch
00:43:57oh shit
00:43:59um i have to go refill the punch
00:44:01um let's talk later
00:44:02yeah yeah of course
00:44:04i don't want your persona
00:44:09i just want to be real with you tonight
00:44:13can i have you alone now
00:44:15there you are
00:44:16look i need to talk to you all right
00:44:17i want to explain
00:44:18explain how you weirdly tried to control
00:44:20who i see
00:44:20go ahead
00:44:22explain to me how it's any of your business
00:44:24who i hook up with
00:44:25that's my decision chase
00:44:27so you want to then
00:44:28you want to hook up with someone in the house
00:44:30that's not the point
00:44:32i know you don't like me
00:44:35that you think i'm a danger to your precious brotherhood
00:44:38i just don't understand why
00:44:40what did i do to you
00:44:44what did you do to me
00:44:45you drove me fucking crazy
00:44:47well right back at you
00:44:48hey come on
00:44:50i do like you
00:44:51okay
00:44:52it's killing me how much i like you
00:44:55how much i want you
00:44:57you want me
00:45:00more than anything
00:45:01what about the rule
00:45:29fuck the rules
00:45:31wait where are we going
00:45:39the room
00:45:39i thought i wasn't supposed to go to your room if i knew it was good for me
00:45:43where did i tell you about the rules
00:45:45you fucking kidding me
00:45:54i knew it
00:45:57damn it
00:45:58now i lost in 20 bucks
00:45:59what
00:46:00you guys bet on us
00:46:01he got the vibes between you two
00:46:02i just didn't get the balls to do anything
00:46:04it isn't funny
00:46:05they broke the rules
00:46:06they gotta go
00:46:07what i have to leave
00:46:09no no you're not going anywhere
00:46:10so what your own rules don't apply to you
00:46:12fucking hypocrite
00:46:14all right evie's up
00:46:15it's not like we actually want charlotte or chase to go
00:46:17i'm sorry it just happened
00:46:20get off me
00:46:21house meeting
00:46:23first thing tomorrow
00:46:24so as you guys
00:46:37know
00:46:39last night
00:46:40chase and i
00:46:41won me 20 dollars
00:46:43thank you prez
00:46:44kissed
00:46:46right
00:46:47so are you guys together now
00:46:48all right come on can we not do this
00:46:50what do you intend with charlotte
00:46:51i don't know
00:46:52you should know
00:46:53is this just casual
00:46:55i feel like she deserves to know up front
00:46:57guys we're just
00:46:58getting to know each other as more than housemates
00:47:00let's all
00:47:02take a breath
00:47:03and what if he breaks your heart
00:47:06and what if i break his
00:47:08we're taking it one day at a time
00:47:11okay
00:47:12seriously
00:47:16that's it
00:47:18this is ridiculous
00:47:20chase broke the rule that he made
00:47:23he needs to be held accountable
00:47:24guys come on
00:47:27fuck this shit
00:47:32come in
00:47:39about earlier
00:47:45that was
00:47:47intense
00:47:48yeah
00:47:49maybe you were right in the first place
00:47:53i don't want to cause a fight
00:47:55he'll be fine
00:47:56is that normal for him
00:47:58when he doesn't get his way
00:48:00look i don't want to talk about him
00:48:02i want to talk about us
00:48:07yeah
00:48:08or rather
00:48:10not talk
00:48:11um i think
00:48:24what are you thinking
00:48:26i don't want to talk about it
00:48:28i don't want to talk about it
00:48:30never mind
00:48:30yo charlotte
00:48:35you promised me if i made these salmon biscuit things for you
00:48:39that you would play me in fortnite
00:48:40i'm cashing in
00:48:41you're up
00:48:42are you kidding
00:48:43i'll be right there
00:48:44seriously
00:48:46maybe we should get to know each other away from six other guys
00:48:51what like a date
00:48:55yeah
00:48:56like a date
00:48:57okay
00:48:59like a date
00:49:01yeah
00:49:03okay this is dumb
00:49:13i shouldn't have brought you somewhere with bowling alley nachos
00:49:16let's go
00:49:16it's okay
00:49:17don't overthink it
00:49:19i don't normally
00:49:21so we're trying to get to know each other
00:49:24right
00:49:25ask me anything
00:49:27okay
00:49:29um
00:49:30where are you from
00:49:31not too far
00:49:32i grew up in central california with my dad
00:49:35are you guys close
00:49:37kind of
00:49:38he's been really struggling since my mom died
00:49:40if i'm honest
00:49:42never felt like there was enough room for
00:49:44me to also be sad
00:49:46i'm sorry charlotte
00:49:49what about your dad
00:49:52did you tell him you got the sponsorship
00:49:54i want him to see it at the event
00:49:56i don't know
00:49:59maybe if he sees it all together
00:50:01then he'll get it
00:50:03well even if he doesn't
00:50:05you did an incredible job
00:50:08you know that right
00:50:11and it's okay to disappoint your parents sometimes
00:50:16it's your life
00:50:17and you get to follow your passion
00:50:19did i cross a line
00:50:25i i like talking to you
00:50:28i want to impress you
00:50:30and this
00:50:31isn't very impressive
00:50:32you're kidding
00:50:34right
00:50:35jace do you realize how intimidating you are
00:50:39to you
00:50:40the young julia child
00:50:42how do you know about julia child
00:50:45i might have googled some
00:50:47important culinary figures
00:50:49i just didn't think you'd want to hear about me
00:50:52only being into guy fieri
00:50:53and his cars
00:50:54i watch triple d all the time
00:50:58did you know
00:51:00he was a major donor
00:51:01to restaurant staff during lockdown
00:51:03and i love his 1968 camaro
00:51:06well in that case
00:51:10what do you say we go back to the house
00:51:12put some on in the background
00:51:14i'm ready to post on four
00:51:28oh
00:51:29there are some things i wish i never saw
00:51:32get out of here
00:51:33but it's four night time
00:51:35charlotte you promised
00:51:36please
00:51:39you weren't kidding about no privacy huh
00:51:42okay i'm coming
00:51:47let's go
00:51:49oh my god
00:51:51okay
00:51:53fine
00:51:55well well
00:52:07hello boys
00:52:08what's all this
00:52:11promotion
00:52:12i'm gonna set up on the quad
00:52:13get the word out about that fundraiser
00:52:15for our philanthropy
00:52:16oh yes
00:52:18naked dinner
00:52:19it's not
00:52:20we have these like underwear
00:52:21like briefs and aprons
00:52:23you know
00:52:24the bow ties
00:52:25yeah
00:52:25yeah
00:52:26classy event
00:52:27do you know how this is going to look chase
00:52:30it's gonna look like we're raising money for kids without lunches
00:52:33it's gonna look like we're helping them
00:52:34this is not helping
00:52:36you're just making a fool out of yourself
00:52:38and who's paying for this event
00:52:41we have sponsors
00:52:42it's legit
00:52:43dean tucker
00:52:45if i may
00:52:46it's actually a great idea
00:52:48it's huge in europe
00:52:50for events
00:52:51although they tend to have a more
00:52:52open acceptance than most men
00:52:55here
00:52:55yeah this is true
00:52:57in germany
00:52:58if we have no fear of penises
00:52:59we love some
00:53:00just wait
00:53:02it's gonna
00:53:03charlotte
00:53:03and who exactly are you
00:53:07this is charlotte
00:53:09she's a
00:53:10friend
00:53:11a friend
00:53:12are you in some sorority as well
00:53:16she's the chef
00:53:17she'll be cooking everything for our event
00:53:19oh
00:53:20chef
00:53:22what happened to uh charles something or other
00:53:26that new boy
00:53:27he's at class
00:53:28he'll be back later
00:53:28oh
00:53:29what's he studying
00:53:31english
00:53:32well at least one of you has some decency
00:53:36well i best be going
00:53:38you enjoy yourself while you can chase
00:53:42goodbye son
00:53:44all right let's get these poses on the quad
00:53:48we need to talk
00:53:51we're kind of in the middle of something here
00:53:54i've had some time to think about it and
00:54:04i trust that we both enjoy what we've got going on here
00:54:07so
00:54:08i don't care if you see other people
00:54:10i just
00:54:11not her
00:54:14it's not really your call
00:54:16you're not my girlfriend
00:54:18you can't make those kind of demands on my
00:54:20maybe i wasn't clear enough
00:54:22it's her
00:54:23or me
00:54:24seriously
00:54:29i think
00:54:31maybe this thing between us has run its course
00:54:34okay things are complicated now
00:54:37i need to focus on the house
00:54:38you think you can just get rid of me
00:54:41i'm still sweetheart
00:54:43i'm not leaving my boys behind
00:54:45i'm not asking you to
00:54:46i just think that you and i are
00:54:48we're still your sister house
00:54:50that is unless you want to lose all future parties and functions with us too
00:54:53we don't
00:54:54everything
00:54:55besides us
00:54:57stays the same
00:54:58well
00:55:00in that case
00:55:02why don't i give you a hand
00:55:04no
00:55:05you do not need to
00:55:06i insist
00:55:06i'm sorry about them
00:55:20oh thank you so much
00:55:34appreciate it
00:55:36um
00:55:36we're hosting this event
00:55:39it's called boys in the buff
00:55:40you should come
00:55:41hi
00:55:44come to boys in the buff on february 5th
00:55:46school
00:55:55i saw the hands up
00:55:57here you go beautiful
00:56:00hey what'd i tell you about talking to her
00:56:02so protective
00:56:04how does that make you feel raven
00:56:06you're ready to come to us yet
00:56:08i'd never step foot in your disgusting frat
00:56:12oh
00:56:12okay
00:56:13so we're listening to rumors now
00:56:15speaking of
00:56:17i heard one that
00:56:18there's a girl
00:56:19living in theater row
00:56:21doesn't that go against pan hellenic rules
00:56:23you don't know what you're talking about
00:56:25then why has charlotte been seen leaving the frat every morning
00:56:29you need to leave wolf
00:56:30do you jump bed to bed
00:56:33or are you someone's kept little house slut
00:56:36don't you ever speak to her like that
00:56:43what the fuck
00:56:44so much for no drama
00:56:45you're gonna regret that
00:56:49you're fucking right
00:56:50so you'll defend her honor but not mine
00:56:55come on raven you know we love you
00:56:57not as much as your new plaything
00:56:59little miss sunshine here
00:57:01turned all of you against me
00:57:03i didn't do anything
00:57:04hey i thought we agreed to keep things civil raven
00:57:06but you know what
00:57:07if you're gonna go that route
00:57:08maybe we do need another sister sorority
00:57:10what the fuck chase
00:57:13not your decision
00:57:15we vote on shit like that
00:57:17i deserve better than this
00:57:19enjoy my sloppy seconds
00:57:24fuck it
00:57:29thank you
00:57:42for sticking up for me
00:57:44but violence is never the answer
00:57:48chase i don't want you getting in trouble
00:57:50or ruining relationships for me
00:57:52stop
00:57:52we're not gonna let raven or that idiot ruin this
00:57:55you're good for the frat
00:57:57for the boys
00:57:58would i make any good for you
00:58:01would you make any good for me charlotte i
00:58:04no one has ever believed in me like you do
00:58:08no one has ever stood up to me the way that you do
00:58:11or made me laugh the way that you do or
00:58:14made you nicer
00:58:16god what i do for you alone right now
00:58:29shit
00:58:34what
00:58:36where is it
00:58:36that's my old roommate cassie in the rca admissions advisor
00:58:40hold on i don't want them to see me
00:58:42why not
00:58:43because i'm embarrassed
00:58:45okay that was my mom's old advisor too
00:58:49i was supposed to be an easy acceptance and i
00:58:51i wasn't
00:58:53okay i wasn't good enough
00:58:54maybe now's your time i mean i'm sure it could have been that bad sunshine
00:58:56don't pressure me chase i'm going home
00:58:59come in
00:59:12hey
00:59:14i saw your runoff but chase wouldn't explain
00:59:17you okay
00:59:18it's not important
00:59:20do i need to beat him up for you
00:59:22i was actually going to come find you
00:59:25so this is what i've been working on
00:59:33for val
00:59:35the one ring
00:59:40so the donut is chocolate plated in edible gold
00:59:46and you can bring it to her during dessert
00:59:49this is amazing charles
00:59:52are you sure you'll have time for this
00:59:54i told you i'd fix it
00:59:56you need a big romantic gesture
00:59:59to win your dream girl back
01:00:01you're the best
01:00:03i'm so glad you moved in
01:00:06though
01:00:09is it weird to give her the ring that's the symbolization of evil
01:00:12don't stop
01:00:13okay
01:00:15so i just have to pick up a few remaining things at the store
01:00:18and then we're all set for the party
01:00:20no no no
01:00:21send me a list
01:00:21i got it
01:00:22seriously
01:00:24that would be a huge help
01:00:26um
01:00:27let me get you some cash
01:00:29don't worry about it
01:00:30chase covers stuff for the house like this all the time
01:00:32plus ev and i have access to his card
01:00:34okay
01:00:36cool
01:00:36thank you
01:00:38of course
01:00:39oh my god i'm so sorry i didn't realize someone was in here
01:00:51hand me that towel
01:00:52here
01:00:56i didn't see anything
01:00:59well i did
01:01:01but not for very long
01:01:03oh i don't mind
01:01:05in fact i want you to see
01:01:09i'm still mad at you
01:01:20you know
01:01:20what can i do to earn your forgiveness
01:01:23we could okay
01:01:25maybe
01:01:26say you're sorry
01:01:28what if i show you instead
01:01:33take a shower with me
01:01:44i would give up all my money
01:01:49i would trade all of my gold
01:01:53a reminder
01:01:58dinner is seven courses
01:02:00every second counts
01:02:02yes chef
01:02:03we are going to have to work together as one machine
01:02:05um
01:02:07chef
01:02:08i may have
01:02:10lost the uniforms
01:02:12they are freshly laundered and laid out in each one of your rooms
01:02:16chase
01:02:19miguel
01:02:20austin
01:02:20darren
01:02:21you'll arrange tables out back
01:02:23tristan and vincent
01:02:25you'll follow with decor
01:02:26remember that it's
01:02:28fish fork
01:02:28dinner fork
01:02:29salad fork
01:02:29on the left
01:02:30excellent
01:02:31everett
01:02:33you are in the kitchen with me for prep
01:02:34family dinner is 30 minutes before guests arrive
01:02:37ready
01:02:39yes chef
01:02:41yes chef
01:02:43let's do this
01:02:47take your shit
01:02:51okay
01:02:52nein
01:02:54das glas kommt oben rechts hin
01:02:55nein
01:02:56da kommt das weinglas hin
01:02:58das geht
01:03:00rechts
01:03:01hold die klappe
01:03:02oh immer wieder mit
01:03:04halt die klappe
01:03:05oh you're giving me a headache with that shit
01:03:07please
01:03:08oh speaking of loud
01:03:10by the sounds of last night
01:03:11you and charlotte
01:03:12you're good again
01:03:13oh jesus austin
01:03:15that's basically our sister dude
01:03:16yeah no comment there either
01:03:18i'm just saying
01:03:19i'm all for it
01:03:20you are a lot easier to be around these days
01:03:23i wasn't that bad
01:03:25you were
01:03:25so uh
01:03:27she your girlfriend yet
01:03:29right
01:03:29like i tell any of you idiots before talking to her
01:03:32come on
01:03:33come on
01:03:34just admit you really like her
01:03:35fine
01:03:38yeah i like her
01:03:39happy
01:03:40yeah
01:03:40whatever
01:03:43shut up
01:03:43come on
01:03:44let's keep this going
01:03:45all right boys
01:03:46uh good
01:03:50and then we'll cover them with water so they don't brown
01:03:52got it
01:03:54can we talk
01:03:57you've been really short with me since the frat party
01:04:00yeah
01:04:01i i told you
01:04:05i had a thing for you
01:04:06and you blew me off
01:04:07and ran a chase
01:04:09so
01:04:09and what did you expect
01:04:12everett i'm so sorry i made you feel that way
01:04:17i just
01:04:18if i'm being honest
01:04:21i didn't think you were being serious
01:04:24that's bullshit
01:04:27you know girls always say they want honesty
01:04:30and then the second a guy finally gives it to them they fuck off
01:04:34girls do want honest and nice guys
01:04:36i like you everett
01:04:38as a brother
01:04:40as family
01:04:42family
01:04:42jesus charlotte
01:04:45yo ev let's get changed
01:04:47wait ev
01:04:51are we okay
01:04:54sure
01:05:00enjoy
01:05:02thanks for coming
01:05:05seriously
01:05:06thank you sir
01:05:07have some more drinks
01:05:08thanks for coming
01:05:12jesus christ
01:05:14before you pass your final judgment
01:05:16you should take a look at everything
01:05:17i don't really think you want to know the entirety of my judgment
01:05:21this is something only a child would do
01:05:24a child
01:05:25we had a goal and we're exceeding it
01:05:27i'm proud of what we're doing
01:05:28you should be ashamed
01:05:30do you know what you're giving up
01:05:32not only your own future
01:05:34but the future of our family
01:05:36you know what i knew you were never going to give it a shot
01:05:38never mind the incredible food or the donors
01:05:40oh what the donors
01:05:42oh so you're paying for this with donor money
01:05:44yeah
01:05:45well then why did i just get a notification
01:05:47for a 600 dollar charge from a specialty grocery store
01:05:52what
01:05:53i didn't buy anything
01:05:55then you're very careless
01:05:56and you let someone else use it
01:05:58i am tired of funding this frivolity
01:06:01no
01:06:01from this moment on you're cut off
01:06:03no
01:06:03no you can't do that
01:06:05okay i will pay you back
01:06:07with what money
01:06:09my own
01:06:10no
01:06:11i will give you one week to turn this over to someone else
01:06:14i don't care who it is
01:06:15and then you will accept oxford's offer
01:06:19if not
01:06:20well then
01:06:22good luck with your business ventures
01:06:25hey have you seen darren
01:06:32you good
01:06:37what's wrong
01:06:37have you guys been using my card recently
01:06:39uh yeah i used it yesterday to pick up some stuff that charlotte needed for the party
01:06:43i have the receipts
01:06:45fuck
01:06:46was i not supposed to
01:06:48you said to use it for anything house related
01:06:50okay look i
01:06:52i didn't want to tell anyone this
01:06:54but my dad wants me to leave the frat
01:06:57he knows that money is the only control he has over me
01:07:00and that card that you guys used is linked to my inheritance
01:07:03you guys used it he got notified
01:07:05he found the perfect excuse
01:07:06to cut me off
01:07:08fucking hell
01:07:09why didn't you tell us
01:07:12i was ashamed
01:07:13all right i
01:07:15i thought i could handle it myself
01:07:17but i just
01:07:18we're your brothers chase
01:07:20you should have come to us
01:07:20and we could have
01:07:21it's fine
01:07:22i'll figure it out
01:07:23you have to tell the others
01:07:26no
01:07:26i said
01:07:27it's fine
01:07:28i will figure
01:07:29charlotte just cut herself
01:07:30you need to help her asap
01:07:31hey what's wrong
01:07:36are you hurt
01:07:37i'm fine
01:07:38i told miguel not to come get you
01:07:39these things happen
01:07:40and it can't
01:07:41okay
01:07:41you're such a drama queen
01:07:45you need to be more careful
01:07:46uh
01:07:47what's wrong
01:07:48you're hurt
01:07:50that's not it
01:07:52i just
01:07:53look
01:07:53i got into it with my dad earlier
01:07:54all right i really don't want to talk about it
01:07:57there
01:07:59look
01:08:01i'm here
01:08:03already
01:08:03thank you
01:08:06oh my god
01:08:13i cannot be sanitary
01:08:15every time
01:08:16get out man
01:08:17i'd love to
01:08:18but i can't find the cash box
01:08:19what
01:08:20what do you mean you can't find it
01:08:22miguel had it at the beginning of the night
01:08:24he gave it to tristan
01:08:25and then he locked it up
01:08:26where'd he lock it up at
01:08:27there's a safe
01:08:28in chase's room
01:08:29think he was your dad
01:08:31no
01:08:32chase maybe now you should tell me
01:08:33look my dad either wants me to drop the frat
01:08:35or he's cutting me off
01:08:35but stealing our philanthropy earnings
01:08:37no
01:08:38no that's not his style
01:08:39wait you can't quit
01:08:40the guys need you
01:08:41i have no choice
01:08:41if he cuts me off
01:08:42i can't afford tuition
01:08:43you're quitting on us
01:08:44i don't know what i'm doing
01:08:45okay just give me a minute
01:08:46god
01:08:46okay
01:08:47okay
01:08:47one thing at a time
01:08:49the cash box
01:08:51who has access
01:08:51it's the three heads of council
01:08:53so it's me
01:08:54it's philanthropy
01:08:55it's
01:08:56it's treasurer
01:08:57you think everett stole it
01:09:01i don't know
01:09:02no
01:09:03there has to be some explanation
01:09:04okay
01:09:05he loves this fraternity
01:09:06just as much as you
01:09:07he wouldn't do this
01:09:08we have to find him
01:09:10and just
01:09:10no worries dt
01:09:11he's right here sir
01:09:12we were looking for you
01:09:24ah chase
01:09:27there you are
01:09:28dad
01:09:29what are you still doing here
01:09:30i thought you left
01:09:31charles isn't your new roommate
01:09:33is he son
01:09:34well i mean of course he is
01:09:36what are you talking about
01:09:37no
01:09:38it's been brought to my attention
01:09:39that your new roommate is a girl
01:09:41charlotte withers
01:09:43uh where is she
01:09:45ah
01:09:48so do you mind if i
01:09:49take a look around
01:09:50not at all
01:09:52classy outfit
01:09:54you too dad
01:09:56nice tie
01:09:57boys
01:09:59what's all this
01:10:01huh
01:10:02uh that's uh
01:10:04that that's
01:10:04that's mine
01:10:05you use facial toner
01:10:07yeah
01:10:08yeah yeah i do
01:10:09well just because it's pink
01:10:11that doesn't mean man can use it
01:10:12huh
01:10:12that is not what i was
01:10:13well it sounds like it
01:10:14you know i also use retinol too
01:10:16oh
01:10:16yeah
01:10:17you know maybe
01:10:18just maybe
01:10:19if you use it in your schedule
01:10:21you wouldn't have so many wrinkles yourself
01:10:24i'm just saying dt
01:10:26oh
01:10:30what have we here
01:10:32what is this
01:10:33what are these products
01:10:36um we frequently have ladies over and we want to make sure that they feel safe and taken care of
01:10:43and they're good for nosebleeds
01:10:44yeah nosebleed huh
01:10:46all right
01:10:48that's enough
01:10:49i'd like you to show me their room
01:10:53you're telling me a boy lives in this room it's made up like a hotel
01:11:05charles is from a military background
01:11:08they're very organized and precise
01:11:10and this romance novel
01:11:16he's an avid reader
01:11:18where is she
01:11:29that belongs to charles okay
01:11:30he's a very
01:11:31very generous lover
01:11:33all right you know most women
01:11:34can't get off without external stimulation
01:11:36please this
01:11:38i know a woman lives here
01:11:44in this room
01:11:45i will be reporting this to the pan-hellenic council
01:11:49and theta row will be shut down
01:11:51well done
01:11:53mr president
01:11:54sir costa's clear
01:12:05someone talked
01:12:12i bet i know who
01:12:14look for anything
01:12:17he's blocking my calls
01:12:18mine too
01:12:19still don't believe he'd do this
01:12:23come on charlotte
01:12:24open your eyes
01:12:25he's been looking for a fight all semester
01:12:26ever since you moved in
01:12:27this is all my fault
01:12:29no it's not
01:12:30i didn't mean it like that
01:12:31no it is
01:12:32and it's not just that
01:12:33now the whole frat is going to get shut down because of me
01:12:35this isn't on you
01:12:36we all agreed to have you here
01:12:37uh guys
01:12:38i think you should see this
01:12:40what is it
01:12:40it's a receipt for a deposit into my bank account
01:12:44what the fuck
01:12:45the sender is the fraternity with my signature
01:12:48he's trying to frame me
01:12:49somebody give me something
01:12:54anyone reach him
01:12:55no
01:12:56where could he be
01:12:57doesn't his family live close
01:12:59i can't believe he set me up like this
01:13:01i would never steal from our charity
01:13:03okay calm down
01:13:04nobody thinks this is your fault
01:13:05oh yeah
01:13:05tell that to my father
01:13:06and all the guests we had to send home
01:13:08oh it's an unknown number
01:13:09maybe it's everett
01:13:10i have to quit
01:13:13i mean maybe if i do he'll at least leave you guys alone
01:13:16no we'll figure this out okay
01:13:18just don't quit on us
01:13:19we got you
01:13:19was it everett
01:13:24no
01:13:24it was rca
01:13:26apparently the advisor was here tonight
01:13:29not only that they were so impressed with boys in the buff that they offered me an interview
01:13:33oh shit
01:13:34they said to thank mr tucker for making them see their mistake
01:13:40chase
01:13:40you have something you want to tell me
01:13:42explain yourself
01:13:48look we can't do this right now okay
01:13:50we could lose the house i can get expelled
01:13:52this isn't the time
01:13:52i can't believe you
01:13:53you deliberately went behind my back
01:13:55i told you i wasn't interested in that life
01:13:58why not
01:13:59i don't understand
01:14:01i thought this would make you happy
01:14:02i can't go into the program
01:14:03what are you so afraid of
01:14:05you didn't get in the first time
01:14:06so what
01:14:07now you have a second chance
01:14:08you love to cook
01:14:09you're amazing at it
01:14:10cooking is what keeps me close to my mom
01:14:14what if this ruins that
01:14:19what if i realize
01:14:21that i'm a failure
01:14:23that i'm nothing like her
01:14:25don't be ridiculous
01:14:26just do the damn interview charlotte
01:14:28oh so my fears are ridiculous
01:14:29good good to know
01:14:31i didn't realize you thought so highly of me
01:14:33look i can't do this right now
01:14:34okay i need to find everett
01:14:36fine go
01:14:36we can talk about this later okay
01:14:39go
01:14:39yo evry what the hell man
01:14:58do you know what you've done
01:15:00tried to warn you
01:15:03i told you that i thought you've been careless
01:15:06and running this frat into the ground
01:15:08so you set me up
01:15:09had to do something to get your attention right
01:15:11you never listen
01:15:13to anyone
01:15:14what are you talking about
01:15:15how many times have i come to you with an opportunity
01:15:16and you've never given it a real chance
01:15:18how the hell was i supposed to know when you were serious
01:15:20everything is a game or a joke to you
01:15:22you want to get something done
01:15:23you should have made sure i heard you
01:15:25instead you stabbed me in the back
01:15:27i didn't want to do this chase
01:15:29you didn't leave me a choice
01:15:31croakington needs a new president
01:15:34right let me guess
01:15:35you're just the man for the job huh
01:15:37you care about this frat so much
01:15:39why did you tell my dad about charlotte
01:15:41just because she didn't want to fuck you
01:15:43you go ahead and betray your brothers
01:15:44stop
01:15:44i didn't rat on charlotte living in the house
01:15:47i would never
01:15:48please don't lie now
01:15:49of course you're the one who told
01:15:50there you go again
01:15:52not listening
01:15:54i just said i didn't do it
01:15:56he's telling the truth
01:15:57it wasn't everett who told dean tucker
01:16:00about your little slut
01:16:01it was you
01:16:02i mean
01:16:04it was actually wolf's idea
01:16:06he wanted to take over the house
01:16:08for an extension for sig kai
01:16:09and make a deal with the dean
01:16:10but
01:16:10i don't think it's fair you boys get to have all the fun
01:16:13i thought you cared about croakington
01:16:14how could you do this
01:16:16to all the guys
01:16:18i didn't do anything
01:16:19you did
01:16:20you chose her
01:16:22over me
01:16:23over your brothers
01:16:23so this is revenge
01:16:25because i broke it off
01:16:26not exactly the sweetheart you thought i was huh
01:16:28you should have known better than to fuck with me chase
01:16:32i hope she's worth it
01:16:35can i beat him up now
01:16:49he meant well
01:17:00but he didn't listen to what i wanted
01:17:03i hear you
01:17:05i hear you
01:17:06and he shouldn't have gone behind your back
01:17:09but i kind of agree with him charles
01:17:14you don't understand
01:17:17i can't do it
01:17:19yes you can
01:17:20i've seen you cook
01:17:22i've been fed by your cooking
01:17:24you are incredibly talented
01:17:25it's not that
01:17:26what if i can't take the pressure
01:17:30what if it makes me hate cooking
01:17:34what if i lose the last connection that i have to my mom
01:17:38what if
01:17:42if i'm a disappointment
01:17:44do you really believe that
01:17:51hey
01:17:57you could never
01:17:59be a disappointment
01:18:00you hear me
01:18:02and
01:18:05as for your mother
01:18:06i bet
01:18:08she'd never want you to stop chasing your dreams
01:18:10she'd never want you to
01:18:13live in fear
01:18:14this is your life charlotte
01:18:17you have to be the one to live it
01:18:19and your mom
01:18:21will be there
01:18:22with you
01:18:23however
01:18:23and whenever you need her to be
01:18:25thank you
01:18:29i just need a minute
01:18:35i just need a minute
01:18:35yes
01:19:03team tucker
01:19:06i wanted to
01:19:07reintroduce myself
01:19:09ah
01:19:10the chef
01:19:11huh
01:19:11charlotte was it
01:19:13yes
01:19:14and
01:19:15i'm the one
01:19:16who's been living at theater row
01:19:18i knew it
01:19:19i know
01:19:21my son
01:19:21was lying
01:19:22i'm glad you came in here
01:19:24to confess
01:19:25if you work with me
01:19:26i think there is a way
01:19:27to keep this off your record
01:19:29no
01:19:30um
01:19:30i came to tell you
01:19:32that it's wrong
01:19:33how you're trying to go after the boys like this
01:19:35do you know that you two
01:19:37are in violation of campus policy
01:19:39that's an old and dated rule to begin with
01:19:41and you know it
01:19:42they're wonderful
01:19:44they're smart
01:19:45and courageous
01:19:46and resourceful
01:19:47your son
01:19:49especially
01:19:49i beg to differ
01:19:52my son
01:19:54is a failure
01:19:55who cannot even be trusted with his own future
01:19:58you think you know him
01:20:00you don't know anything
01:20:02i know
01:20:04that if you force him to quit
01:20:05you'll lose him
01:20:07you can help guide his path
01:20:10but you can't decide it for him
01:20:12young lady
01:20:13i am his father
01:20:14then act like one
01:20:15he needs you
01:20:17i'm sorry
01:20:26i was just doing what i thought was right
01:20:28for the frat
01:20:31you should have talked with all of us then ev
01:20:34if you were that unhappy
01:20:35then we would have all had your back
01:20:37i know
01:20:38i i fucked up
01:20:40i got so mad
01:20:43and i
01:20:43i was jealous
01:20:47no it's not his fault
01:20:51it's mine
01:20:53evit's right
01:20:57i failed you as a leader
01:21:00i don't listen
01:21:03i make decisions without consulting
01:21:06i let my personal life affect my role as president
01:21:09all of which to say
01:21:12i'm stepping down
01:21:14it's the only way i can get my dad to drop everything about charlotte
01:21:18and to leave this house alone
01:21:20not the only way
01:21:22your charter is safe
01:21:26you're not going to lose the house
01:21:28but my dad
01:21:32i talked to him
01:21:34i explained who i am
01:21:37and how important this place is
01:21:40how important you are
01:21:42he's agreed to let theta row stand on one condition
01:21:48i have to move out
01:21:51what the fuck
01:21:54nine
01:21:54you cannot leave
01:21:56i have to
01:21:57he's not going to write the report
01:21:59but he's not going to let us keep breaking the rules
01:22:02i'm not going to be the reason you guys lose the house
01:22:05but you have nowhere to go
01:22:10i'm not staying
01:22:11i decided to take rca's offer
01:22:16congrats charles
01:22:24you deserve it
01:22:26i wish you the best of luck
01:22:28that goes for all you guys do
01:22:32oh
01:22:33eric
01:22:34you're not going anywhere man
01:22:41you belong here
01:22:42no
01:22:43stole from my best friend
01:22:45and i put safety
01:22:48and i put safety
01:22:48of the frat
01:22:49in danger
01:22:49i don't deserve to be here
01:22:53i said we put it to a vote
01:22:57all in favor of everett stang
01:23:01thanks
01:23:03thanks
01:23:07that means the world to me
01:23:11we all make mistakes brother
01:23:15bring it in
01:23:22you'll talk
01:23:32privately i mean
01:23:34yeah
01:23:48yeah
01:23:50i need to apologize
01:24:03i need to apologize
01:24:15i said some things that i never should have said
01:24:19it's okay
01:24:21you were mean
01:24:23but you weren't wrong
01:24:25you guys were about to lose everything
01:24:27i shouldn't have been trying to make it about me
01:24:29but what i said wasn't okay
01:24:31no it wasn't
01:24:33which is why
01:24:35if we're going to continue to date
01:24:37we have to set some ground rules
01:24:39we have to set some ground rules
01:24:41you still want to date me
01:24:43yes
01:24:45under
01:24:47the condition that you
01:24:49never go behind my back like that again
01:24:51talk to me
01:24:53don't try and control me
01:24:57i promise sherlotte
01:24:59i'll never do anything like that again
01:25:01i promise sherlotte
01:25:03i'll never do anything like that again
01:25:05rule two
01:25:07rule two
01:25:09you are required
01:25:11to make me dinner once a month
01:25:13mmhmm
01:25:15i'll even take boxed mac and cheese
01:25:17done
01:25:19what else
01:25:21kiss me
01:25:35talking to
01:25:37is somebody
01:25:39out there
01:25:41i'm gonna fall
01:25:43we're not
01:25:45darren what are you doing
01:25:47come on don't you trust me
01:25:49okay
01:25:51ready
01:25:53oh my god
01:25:55what is all this
01:25:57what is that schnitzel
01:25:59what
01:26:01yes let's try
01:26:07what's going on guys
01:26:11we've got a very important proposition for you charles
01:26:15you charlotte
01:26:17have stolen the hearts of every guy here
01:26:19some more than others
01:26:21some more than others
01:26:23but
01:26:25we all voted
01:26:27and we want to make you croakington sweetheart
01:26:29what
01:26:31guys i don't even go here anymore
01:26:33it's our house
01:26:35our rules
01:26:37does this mean i get to know what croakington means
01:26:39don't push it
01:26:41would you
01:26:51charlotte withers
01:26:53be my girlfriend
01:27:07is that a yes
01:27:09is that a yes
01:27:11what do you think
01:27:15i i i
01:27:17oh my god
01:27:19yeah boy get it chase
01:27:21cool
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