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00:00My name's Mia, and yep, I'm the reason they're fighting.
00:16Didn't think I'd end up in the middle of this mess, but let's rewind to a month ago.
00:21That's where it all began.
00:22Oh, you're... you're Aspen Miles, you're...
00:41Oh, my God, another stalker fan.
00:44Yes, I'm Aspen freaking Miles.
00:48and I want exactly what you want.
01:04Hey.
01:05What were you doing?
01:07You're even worse than I imagined, you asshole.
01:11What did you just say?
01:14These are limited edition.
01:16Wow, I'm so impressed.
01:20And by the way, I have like five pairs of those shoes in my closet.
01:27She is spidey.
01:30Cute.
01:35Oh, they're so cute.
01:38They look so good.
01:39I'm so excited.
01:40They look so good.
01:42Okay, shh.
01:43Okay, okay.
01:44I am so excited to be in my first movie.
01:47And it's such a pleasure to be paired with Aspen because he's such a talented actor.
01:51Aspen, the media has hailed you as the next Marlon Brando.
01:54How does it feel to work alongside Casey on such a groundbreaking project?
01:58Uh, it's going to be interesting, I guess.
02:06I've never worked with any amateur.
02:09I mean, uh, a pop star.
02:11I'm like, before.
02:12What did he say?
02:20Jerk.
02:22He won't pay for this.
02:24Aspen Miles, you would-be Oscar winner.
02:27Let me teach you a lesson.
02:30Come on.
02:31His website is down.
02:32Slay.
02:33Truly worthy of a Cambridge computer science graduate.
02:37Also, every movie review site is roasting him like a marshmallow at a campfire.
02:46Now, let's see.
02:48Any more dirt on Aspen?
02:51Oh, oh, I read something this morning.
02:54Aspen's studio is hiring a new assistant because he fired 21 assistants in the last three months.
03:02What?
03:03Really?
03:06I'm going to interview for his assistant.
03:09Once I land the job, I'll reveal to the whole world what a heinous person he truly is.
03:19I love Aspen.
03:22I'm here to tell you a secret.
03:25I'm going to marry Aspen Miles.
03:29Okay.
03:30Um, thank you so much.
03:32Please.
03:46Aspen.
03:47Hi.
03:48We need to talk.
03:50Why did you put me in this movie with Casey?
03:51He's a pop star.
03:53I'm a serious actor.
03:54I want to have an Oscar someday.
03:57Relax.
03:57Do this movie with Casey and that Oscar will be within easy reach.
04:02Also, I just booked us tickets for a vacation to the Maldives.
04:08Just you and me.
04:10That sounds really weird.
04:13Hello.
04:15Can we continue with the interviews?
04:17Because I have somewhere I need to be urgently, so.
04:19Don't worry.
04:20Just leave.
04:21You're not eating it here.
04:22Uh, okay.
04:23Her.
04:26I want her.
04:29I want her.
04:31What?
04:32You found me 21 assistants in the last three months and none of them worked.
04:36This time, I'm choosing for myself.
04:38Oh, no, not again.
05:00Dad, why are you bringing around all of these people again?
05:09It's scary.
05:10Miss House, you know that Mr. House runs the world's largest hotel chain.
05:17His safety is our top priority.
05:20Oh, my honey darling.
05:23Dad, stop it.
05:26Look, if you are here to ask me again to come home to take over the family business, my answer
05:31is still the same.
05:32No.
05:33Mia, baby girl, I've given you everything you want your entire life.
05:39But this time, I can't just stand back and watch as the legacy I poured my whole life into
05:45is handed over to a total stranger.
05:52Oh, my God, I'm dying.
05:58Come on, Dad.
06:00I don't know.
06:01If you say no to me one more time.
06:03I will blacklist Casey.
06:12I will blacklist Casey.
06:16Drop all of our contracts with him and even team up with other companies to make sure he
06:21is the most unwanted person in the entertainment industry.
06:26Actually, Dad, I don't like Casey anymore.
06:32Um, my new idol is Aspen Miles.
06:36He's so cool, and the media has been saying he's the next Marlon Brando, so you should
06:42blacklist him.
06:47All right, all right, all right.
06:49I'll do it.
06:50But you have to give me one month, okay?
06:52There's something very important I have to do first.
06:55Absolutely.
06:55Whatever you want, sweetheart.
06:56And you have to promise to sponsor Casey's World Tour this year.
07:00Done.
07:00Absolutely.
07:02Oh, my princess!
07:04Oh!
07:06Okay, one month to settle the score with Aspen.
07:09I have to hide my identity and dress low-key.
07:13I have to hide my identity.
07:18Oh!
07:18I have to hide my identity.
07:21Aspen, what are you doing here?
07:46I was just passing through.
07:47Aspen Miles has never been passing by on a new hire's introduction before.
07:52You okay?
07:57Apologize to her.
08:01Hey, did you hear me?
08:03I said apologize to her.
08:06I'm sorry.
08:10Aspen, he's just a nobody.
08:13Why are you acting like this?
08:15She will be styling me at next month's Golden Globe pre-party.
08:25But Aspen, I have everything ready.
08:28Several designer brands have already lined up to sponsor your look.
08:32I've made my decision.
08:37Of course.
08:38Whatever you want.
08:42Whatever you want.
08:43Now if you'll excuse us, Mia and I have some details to discuss.
08:56I don't understand.
08:57Why does Aspen value Mia so much?
08:59It's a good thing.
09:01Is it though?
09:02A girl like Mia would have no clue what to wear to an event like the Golden Globes.
09:06Let her fail and when she does, we'll step in and fix everything.
09:11She'll be fired.
09:12Exactly.
09:13So, Mia, any thoughts on my Golden Globes look?
09:21Uh, could you just give me about five minutes? I just need to make a quick call.
09:28Sure.
09:29I need your help.
09:30What's up Mia?
09:31I need top haute couture for a movie star friend of mine for the Golden Globes.
09:47Okay.
09:48I can arrange a custom couture suit for him.
09:51One even the top stars would wait for.
09:53Okay, great.
09:54Wait a minute.
09:56Actually, no.
09:57What?
09:59Do you have any other suits?
10:00Even your second best would do just fine.
10:04Well, I do have another, but a B-lister snagged it.
10:08I doubt your star friend wants a twin with a second-rate wannabe.
10:12That's perfect.
10:14What?
10:15I mean, you know, if he ends up twinning, that'll just make my star friend shine even brighter.
10:22And if he ends up, you know, maybe he'll win best dress on the red carpet.
10:29I'll just be dumb and pretend I had no idea Aspen would end up twinning with another actor.
10:37Hmm, seems a bit weird to me, but okay.
10:42Whatever you want.
10:44What are his measurements?
10:45His... his measurements?
10:47Yes.
10:48Chest?
10:49Legs?
10:50Arms?
10:51Hips?
10:52Just measure him.
10:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:55Look, I have to go.
10:56Super busy.
10:57Love you.
10:58How to measure.
10:59Okay.
11:00So, good news.
11:01I found the perfect outfit for you.
11:02I just need to take a few measurements.
11:03Oh, my God, what are you doing?
11:05Oh, my God, what are you doing.
11:18Oh my god, what are you doing?
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