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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21She's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:40Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:00:57Come on!
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:04Oh, two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:21Let's move.
00:01:21If they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:29And Americans in their parties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:51Mission accomplished.
00:01:52She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:08I'll take her.
00:02:09There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:14No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:16I'll even take care of her grandma, too.
00:02:18And everything is going to be mine.
00:02:20She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:23The mansion.
00:02:24The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:29I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:33Come on, here.
00:02:34To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:38My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:41He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:44Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:55I'm sorry.
00:02:56I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:02:58Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:14Classic.
00:03:14Classic.
00:03:15Whatever.
00:03:35Grandma, everything hurts.
00:03:39Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:43what the hell are you doing in here what am i doing here i saved your life
00:03:50five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real
00:03:54why couldn't you have done this sooner you would have saved me a lot of time
00:03:58but you'll be dead and i'll be rich
00:04:01oh honey oh you're awake thank god
00:04:08oh oh answer yourself motherfucker she knows about my plan no no way
00:04:18what do you mean that my grandma's dead what happened tell me what the hell is wrong with
00:04:28you dude listen you can screw with me you can kill me you can do whatever you want to
00:04:31stay away from my grandma you got it
00:04:33what the hell what the hell what the hell
00:04:41am i dead is this some freaky afterlife glitch why the hell am i inside someone else
00:04:50oh my god oh my god this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real this is
00:04:55what i'm alive wait what what's going on who the hell are you what are you doing in my body
00:05:11i was about to ask you the same thing what did you do you're that suicidal bride
00:05:17you're that jerk who crashed into me oh my god okay what should we do my identity's complicated
00:05:24if you don't want any trouble you need to stay with me 24 7
00:05:27excuse me i'm blair woods heiress to the woods family i'm not going to spend 24 7 with a filthy
00:05:33stranger stranger fine let's get married what oh my god you're completely insane you were running
00:05:40from your wedding right okay i'll go back and tell them now i changed my mind the wedding is
00:05:45back on no no no no no he's trying to kill me absolutely not you cannot do that
00:05:50it's your choice him or me
00:05:54it's your choice him or me
00:05:59fine fine
00:06:03what the hell my boyfriend says you're trash so congrats your jobs
00:06:18okay you need to work with me here too short excuse me they're too short
00:06:23what are you doing this guy is obviously you think you don't fall for a pretty boy act like his
00:06:35okay well it's better be a pretty boy than a murderous con man so and you know what guys who
00:06:40try to kill women for money don't get to marry me i mean i'm beyonce so dream on loser
00:06:45what the blair i'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses okay
00:06:51well every taste in men sucks as a coward fine fine fine okay let's get married on one condition
00:07:05we try to switch back first and if that doesn't work then
00:07:08i'll meet you at the church fair enough don't disappoint me beyonce
00:07:15okay but like how do we switch back
00:07:21can we just like crash into each other again i'm game go stand in the middle of the road
00:07:26i'll grab my car you know i'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill so
00:07:29screw it let's get married get ready to kneel
00:07:35kneel yeah
00:07:36all right 8 57
00:07:42all right what's your name uh blair woods buddy i asked your name not your fiance's
00:07:51oh uh uh uh uh uh come here did i have you what's your name the young wolf the young wolf
00:08:00uh-huh are you two sure about this no
00:08:04because i've seen a lot of couples come through here and i'm not going to lie this room might
00:08:09I need a checkup from the neck cover.
00:08:11Excuse me, wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:14Please pass us our application.
00:08:16Yeah, please.
00:08:19All right.
00:08:29Do you know when she's gonna show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:31Oh, great.
00:08:39You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:43Stop whining.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:49Stop whining.
00:08:52My first wedding and I'm going to be married to you.
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:56Look at that.
00:08:57Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife
00:09:01through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:03He does.
00:09:04All right, then.
00:09:05In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:11Now, please exchange rings.
00:09:14Rings?
00:09:15No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:19Wait.
00:09:21Stop.
00:09:21What are you?
00:09:23Wait.
00:09:24Watch out.
00:09:25God.
00:09:34Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:36I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:41You may kiss the bride.
00:09:45Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:53Excuse me, under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life.
00:09:58Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:09:59Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:07Otherwise, I wouldn't...
00:10:09I, I know you only had my dreams and you come visit and I make a scene and you know we're passionate.
00:10:18I only had a good kiss with him and I'm gonna kiss her all night.
00:10:20I am a good kiss...
00:10:21...
00:10:26This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:28I never pegged you for the, uh, classy, sentimental tie it.
00:10:32It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:32it was my foster mother's it was her husband's final gift to her oh my god
00:10:37no I'm so sorry this must be like super important to you here you should take it
00:10:40back oh we're married it's yours now plus I promised your grandma I'd protect you
00:10:45and I used that ring as a good luck charm for years now I can protect you
00:10:50instead no all right let's go home husband
00:11:02maybe you're not as annoying as I thought
00:11:18god
00:11:22what are you doing
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG duh
00:11:26it's like totally where normal people live on TV
00:11:28okay um well princess welcome to your new life
00:11:32follow me
00:11:33so this is it my closet is bigger than this entire place
00:11:49someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church
00:11:53was it all just for show
00:11:54okay well then by that same vow you're stuck with me forever too so
00:11:57no forever is not that long you could die any day
00:12:00wow morbid but um are we sure about this place because we could always just like stay in my
00:12:06no not an option look if you want to stay alive you'll stay put right here
00:12:12why
00:12:13salty little princess you don't know who I am what I do and you still follow me home you're afraid what I might do
00:12:26What is that supposed to mean?
00:12:29What are you planning?
00:12:30Look, relax.
00:12:32All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:38And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:44Like what things?
00:12:46Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:54I'm sorry.
00:12:56A what?
00:13:01I'm sorry.
00:13:01I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:06I knew he was trouble.
00:13:08This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:11I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:19Are you trying to leave?
00:13:21It's too late.
00:13:22My identity is classified.
00:13:24You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait, just please don't kill me.
00:13:26I'll stay put, I swear.
00:13:27Okay, relax.
00:13:28Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:33You're my wife, man.
00:13:36Wait a second.
00:13:38Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like, trying to kill you?
00:13:42Exactly.
00:13:44That's why I brought you here.
00:13:46This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:50Oh, I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:55Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:57Don't wash up.
00:13:58It's almost bedtime.
00:13:59But there's only one bed.
00:14:09No, no, no.
00:14:11It was on the bed.
00:14:11You get the couch.
00:14:12No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:15It's ladies first.
00:14:16I am a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:18Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:20Are you really a lady?
00:14:21I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:23For the record, this is my house.
00:14:27Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:31Fine.
00:14:32You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:36Close the door.
00:14:46I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:55Wait.
00:14:57No way.
00:14:59Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:07Oh my God!
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:17This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20What?
00:15:22What is this?
00:15:23Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:24Yeah, obviously.
00:15:25Listen up, babe.
00:15:26If this sketchy soap comes near that face,
00:15:29worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:31I will legit yeep your favorite appendage
00:15:33straight down the toilet.
00:15:34Got it?
00:15:36Grab your wallet.
00:15:38It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:42Okay.
00:15:43Let's go.
00:15:43Okay.
00:15:46Hmm.
00:15:47Hmm.
00:15:48Hmm.
00:15:49Hmm.
00:15:53See?
00:15:54Oh, God.
00:15:55This woman is terrified.
00:15:56what are you doing
00:15:59trust process
00:16:09hey
00:16:12don't move
00:16:14you'll be a good girl
00:16:15okay
00:16:26slay
00:16:42well
00:16:43well
00:16:45I guess your face really is worth
00:16:4830 million dollars
00:16:49oh look you're finally getting good taste
00:16:50welcome to the globe club
00:16:51this shade would look fire on you
00:16:56do you want to try
00:16:57no
00:16:58I'll take everything
00:17:01ma'am
00:17:03these are limited edition
00:17:04they're like a hundred dollars each
00:17:06my treat
00:17:08okay so
00:17:17like how does this work
00:17:18alright put that down
00:17:20I'll show you
00:17:20I hate it
00:17:32okay
00:17:35uh don't move
00:17:36or
00:17:37I might cut you
00:17:38wait
00:17:40you're gonna put that on
00:17:42no
00:17:43what
00:17:44yeah
00:17:44I'm here
00:17:46is it hot in here
00:17:52or am I crushing on my own face
00:17:55okay don't worry
00:17:59you can rinse it off
00:18:00when you shower
00:18:00oh
00:18:01shower
00:18:02all right
00:18:22no peeking
00:18:23yeah trust me
00:18:24your body's not really on my must see
00:18:26ouch
00:18:27really much
00:18:28okay watch it
00:18:29careful
00:18:29somebody named raven
00:18:51should I pick it up
00:18:53um
00:18:53yeah
00:18:54whatever he says
00:18:56just say
00:18:57simple
00:18:59yo man
00:19:03you've been straight up ghost mode
00:19:04for days
00:19:05do you miss me
00:19:06or what
00:19:07let me guess
00:19:10you dodging another hit squad
00:19:11or something again
00:19:12figures
00:19:16you're basically untouchable anyway
00:19:18I got you a fresh gig lined up
00:19:20mows me up
00:19:21and I'm waiting downstairs
00:19:22so your boy's outside
00:19:30and he said something about
00:19:31what what the hell
00:19:32did you agree
00:19:33well you told me that
00:19:33mhm
00:19:34so I
00:19:34mhm
00:19:34wait hold up
00:19:42what are you doing
00:19:43what is your problem
00:19:44at least
00:19:45on some underwear
00:19:46well it's about time
00:19:58you let me in
00:19:58I
00:19:59am I interrupting something
00:20:04so
00:20:20who's this
00:20:21my husband
00:20:22my husband
00:20:23uh
00:20:24I mean
00:20:26it's my wife
00:20:26bro you got married
00:20:28since when
00:20:29the uh
00:20:32yesterday
00:20:33accident
00:20:34introduced me
00:20:34to the
00:20:35love of my life
00:20:36and uh
00:20:37just
00:20:38we clicked
00:20:39instantly
00:20:40and uh
00:20:41decided to get married
00:20:42third problem
00:20:44wow
00:20:44you know
00:20:45I thought you and I
00:20:46really did have something
00:20:47but here you are
00:20:49getting married
00:20:49and not even telling me
00:20:51okay
00:20:52don't get any weird ideas
00:20:53I am straight
00:20:54so
00:20:55what brings you here
00:20:57in the middle
00:20:57of the night
00:20:58okay
00:21:01don't get any weird ideas
00:21:02I am straight
00:21:03so
00:21:04what brings you here
00:21:06in the middle
00:21:06of the night
00:21:07I am starting to see
00:21:09why you two are endgame
00:21:10she is as extra
00:21:11as you are
00:21:11anywho
00:21:13could you tell your girl
00:21:14to dip
00:21:15this is real talk
00:21:16nah man
00:21:17she is good
00:21:18she uh
00:21:18she knows what's up
00:21:19she
00:21:20we don't get key
00:21:21in this marriage
00:21:22bro you do realize
00:21:23that we are in an industry
00:21:24that will literally
00:21:25chew you up
00:21:26and spit you out
00:21:27the moment they go soft
00:21:28right
00:21:28guess the point
00:21:31skip the filler
00:21:32hold on
00:21:34didn't you say
00:21:38that that ring
00:21:39was more valuable
00:21:40to you than your life
00:21:41I tried to touch it
00:21:42once
00:21:43and you nearly
00:21:43snapped my wrist
00:21:44yeah
00:21:46yeah
00:21:47I gave it to her
00:21:47problem
00:21:48wow
00:21:50she really
00:21:52must be
00:21:52the one
00:21:53anyway
00:21:54here's your newest tip
00:21:56no
00:21:57it's not happening
00:21:58can't you see
00:21:59we just got married
00:22:00we are on our honeymoon
00:22:01bro you've been off the grid
00:22:02way too long
00:22:03you don't take this mission
00:22:07you fail the monthly evaluation
00:22:09which means you face
00:22:10the death challenges
00:22:11your wife
00:22:15your wife
00:22:15or your life
00:22:17make your choice
00:22:19honeymoon can wait
00:22:23he'll take the job
00:22:24that's the spirit
00:22:26good luck
00:22:29you two lovebirds
00:22:30okay you're not
00:22:35actually expecting me
00:22:36to take this top secret agent
00:22:37mission thing
00:22:38right
00:22:38no relax
00:22:39I'll handle it
00:22:40come on
00:22:46hello
00:22:49Blair Woods
00:22:50you got married
00:22:52and didn't tell me
00:22:53you're so dead
00:22:57well
00:23:04care to explain yourself
00:23:07yeah
00:23:08he's the love of my life
00:23:09I'm all in
00:23:10well
00:23:12with some feeling
00:23:13well
00:23:16care to explain yourself
00:23:18yeah
00:23:20he's the love of my life
00:23:21I'm all in
00:23:22well
00:23:23with some feeling
00:23:25two days ago
00:23:29you dipped out
00:23:30of your engagement
00:23:30and now you marry
00:23:31this rando
00:23:32not on my watch
00:23:35think about
00:23:36the family's reputation
00:23:37no grandma
00:23:38please
00:23:39please
00:23:40we truly love each other
00:23:42yeah
00:23:49he is so sweet
00:23:50grandma
00:23:53it's real love
00:23:54I swear
00:23:54I'll hand over
00:23:56all my passwords
00:23:56okay
00:23:57bank accounts
00:23:57crypto
00:23:58Netflix
00:23:58literally everything
00:24:00what
00:24:00yeah
00:24:04he is gonna give me
00:24:06everything
00:24:06we don't need
00:24:07his pocket change
00:24:08we don't need
00:24:11his pocket change
00:24:13but fine
00:24:15if this kid
00:24:16makes you happy
00:24:17then
00:24:17oh
00:24:18Mia
00:24:20Mia
00:24:24Mia
00:24:24how do you know
00:24:36about my migraines
00:24:38oh
00:24:39uh
00:24:39Blair
00:24:39too
00:24:40she mentioned it
00:24:41in passing
00:24:42they get really bad
00:24:43when you're stressed out
00:24:44I just thought
00:24:45I'd learn some hacks
00:24:46yeah
00:24:47just in case
00:24:49that's very sweet
00:24:53actually
00:24:53the last one
00:24:55couldn't even pretend to care
00:24:57what he did was ask me
00:24:58for my money
00:24:58I can't believe
00:25:00I was so blind
00:25:01grandma must be
00:25:02really disappointed in me
00:25:04my bad grandma
00:25:05but it's over
00:25:06from now on
00:25:07I'm taking back
00:25:08full control
00:25:09sweetheart
00:25:11I get it
00:25:13a bad marriage
00:25:14is hell
00:25:14and even if it's
00:25:15moments before the vows
00:25:16you can walk away
00:25:18so
00:25:19love who you love
00:25:21as for you
00:25:25if I ever find out
00:25:28that you mistreated
00:25:29my granddaughter
00:25:30you'll regret it
00:25:32for the rest of your life
00:25:33as for you
00:25:37if I ever find out
00:25:40that you mistreated
00:25:41my granddaughter
00:25:41you'll regret it
00:25:44for the rest of your life
00:25:45grandma
00:25:46I'm your precious granddaughter
00:25:49game time
00:26:01target's been spotted
00:26:03where is he
00:26:12what is taking him
00:26:13so long
00:26:14oh my god
00:26:16Leon
00:26:17what happened
00:26:19what happened
00:26:19here let up
00:26:23no no no
00:26:24don't pass out
00:26:25don't pass out
00:26:25stay with me
00:26:26stay with me
00:26:26what happened
00:26:28did somebody ambush you
00:26:29mission's done
00:26:30but
00:26:30someone tagged me
00:26:31can't find the damn wound
00:26:34can't stop the bleeding
00:26:35that's it
00:26:36we're going to the ER
00:26:36no
00:26:37that's it
00:26:40we're going to the ER
00:26:40no
00:26:41no hospitals
00:26:42it's too risky
00:26:43you help me find the bullet hole
00:26:45I'll patch the wound myself
00:26:46okay
00:26:48okay
00:26:49uh
00:26:50uh
00:26:50uh
00:26:52uh
00:26:53uh
00:26:54uh
00:26:55uh
00:26:56uh
00:26:57uh
00:26:58uh
00:26:59uh
00:27:00uh
00:27:01what day is it
00:27:01are you seriously checking a calendar
00:27:03while I'm bleeding out
00:27:05oh
00:27:05plot twist
00:27:09so
00:27:09you actually didn't get shot
00:27:11you just got your period
00:27:13sorry babe
00:27:15oh wait
00:27:22here
00:27:23breathe with me
00:27:24what's your play here
00:27:29I'm helping you with your cramps
00:27:30by holding my hands
00:27:33science
00:27:35studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain so
00:27:39even for fake couples
00:27:42studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain so
00:27:48even for fake couples
00:27:51you know maybe you should try not talking
00:27:52and maybe you should stop reading fake news
00:27:55it's not fake news
00:27:56so
00:28:01are you feeling any better now
00:28:05I actually do feel less wrecked
00:28:08told you
00:28:09honestly I don't normally cramp this bad
00:28:12but I'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help
00:28:15yeah
00:28:15your endurance sucks
00:28:17but I feel like that she nearly took me out
00:28:19looks like I'm flunking this evaluation
00:28:22why do you do it
00:28:27like real talk
00:28:28why do you do it
00:28:28the super secret agent stuff
00:28:30just seems like
00:28:31dangerous to you
00:28:33for my foster mom
00:28:35this is her
00:28:37she looks
00:28:45really kind
00:28:47she was
00:28:48she taught me how to survive
00:28:52hmm
00:28:53this is how you got in the agency
00:28:57yeah
00:28:58and I won't disappoint her
00:29:02okay
00:29:03I'll help you
00:29:04is the evaluation
00:29:05get your spot back
00:29:06no
00:29:07absolutely not
00:29:08end of discussion
00:29:09but no
00:29:12no
00:29:12absolutely not
00:29:13end of discussion
00:29:14you're not doing it
00:29:15I can't let you risk your life
00:29:17okay
00:29:18well
00:29:19uh
00:29:20besides me
00:29:21who else is gonna help you
00:29:21the body's yours
00:29:23the muscle memory's still there
00:29:24and all the other stuff
00:29:25I don't know
00:29:26like
00:29:27teacher
00:29:27you're the super secret agent right
00:29:29I don't think you understand
00:29:30how dangerous
00:29:31this job is
00:29:32can't afford to lose you too
00:29:36okay
00:29:37all right
00:29:38come on
00:29:38what
00:29:39you're planning on
00:29:40doing your dirty work
00:29:41in my delicate little body forever
00:29:43no
00:29:43I'm not doing this for free
00:29:45I want three favors from you
00:29:46non-negotiable
00:29:48fine
00:29:50what the hell just happened
00:29:59did she seriously just pat my head
00:30:01like I'm a puppy
00:30:02why
00:30:03why did that make me feel
00:30:05weirdly happy
00:30:06all right
00:30:07get it together
00:30:07Liam
00:30:08it was just a kiss
00:30:09oh god
00:30:21what did I just do
00:30:22did I
00:30:23kiss him
00:30:25why the hell would I kiss him
00:30:27wait
00:30:28do I
00:30:30like him
00:30:31wow
00:30:41you can actually cook
00:30:42for a second I was thinking
00:30:44you're promoting you to my future husband
00:30:46okay
00:30:46enough talking
00:30:47eat up
00:30:48it's the last moment of happiness
00:30:49you'll have today
00:30:58this
00:30:58this is the whole point
00:30:59that's just the table of content
00:31:01thanks
00:31:01okay so just out of curiosity
00:31:03is it too late to back out now
00:31:0449
00:31:1350
00:31:15okay keep going
00:31:18don't slow down
00:31:19this plan isn't humane
00:31:20that was just the warm up
00:31:22what
00:31:23oh
00:31:27oh
00:31:29oh damn
00:31:29my body's kinda hot
00:31:31hi
00:31:34oh
00:31:35oh damn
00:31:37my body's kinda hot
00:31:39okay
00:31:39hands to yourself
00:31:41that's enough for today
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal
00:31:43okay
00:32:02okay relax
00:32:02that's your own body
00:32:04when we switch back
00:32:06I am so writing a fantasy novel about this
00:32:08kissing myself
00:32:10a memoir
00:32:11don't you dare
00:32:12don't flatter yourself
00:32:13the main character's not gonna be based on you
00:32:14that's even worse
00:32:15anyway
00:32:18after lunch
00:32:19I have something special to show you
00:32:21oh
00:32:21let me guess
00:32:22uh
00:32:23rare jewelry
00:32:23ancient artifacts
00:32:25oh I know
00:32:27uh
00:32:27limited edition nervous
00:32:28my babies
00:32:35impressive
00:32:36right
00:32:37these are what you call babies
00:32:38god I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap
00:32:42now
00:32:44just
00:32:44pick one
00:32:45for me
00:32:45no
00:32:46you have to touch it yourself
00:32:47you'll know which one's right
00:32:49you're my wife now
00:32:52I won't allow anything to compromise your safety
00:32:54well technically I'm your husband
00:32:56well then
00:32:57pick a damn gun
00:32:59dear husband
00:33:01how about this one
00:33:08not bad
00:33:09it's an M200
00:33:10longest range sniper rifle on earth
00:33:12but
00:33:13it's bolt action
00:33:14it's definitely not beginner friendly
00:33:16okay
00:33:19this is fun
00:33:22this one
00:33:26raise your weapon
00:33:44gun up
00:33:47tuck your elbow in
00:33:52are you listening?
00:33:59are you even listening to me?
00:34:01yeah
00:34:01please
00:34:02okay
00:34:04lesson one
00:34:06observation
00:34:07choose any target you want
00:34:10focus on it
00:34:11wait
00:34:19oh my god
00:34:21that's Tasha
00:34:21Tasha my bestie
00:34:23oh
00:34:24that is wild
00:34:26what are the odds
00:34:27oh my god
00:34:28I'm gonna text her later
00:34:29who's cheating bastards
00:34:39I'm gonna kill
00:34:40no you're not
00:34:41well don't you look sexy
00:34:48so
00:34:52what happened with you and Blair
00:34:54I want to talk about it
00:34:55some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere
00:34:58and stole her from me
00:34:59what?
00:35:00and you just gave up?
00:35:02what?
00:35:03do you know
00:35:04how hard I work to introduce you to that crash route?
00:35:06do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:14I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog
00:35:18it's pathetic
00:35:19honey
00:35:21honey
00:35:22just stick with it a little longer
00:35:24do it for our baby
00:35:27we need her money
00:35:29I did everything for her
00:35:37I gave her everything
00:35:44when the mean girls bullied her at school
00:35:46who confronted him?
00:35:48me
00:35:48and now she has the nerve to play kissy face with me
00:35:54okay you've been crying for three hours
00:35:58if you're that upset why don't you just say something
00:36:01I know
00:36:01you know what?
00:36:03I should have
00:36:04I should have
00:36:06they're not gonna get away with this
00:36:08they used me for my money
00:36:13and I'm not gonna let somebody
00:36:15who betrayed me get off for easy
00:36:17and now she has the nerve
00:36:22to ask me out?
00:36:29fine
00:36:29fine
00:36:30you wanna play?
00:36:34let's play
00:36:35wait
00:36:40I fully endorse you giving them a reality check
00:36:43but I am terrible with vomit
00:36:45well and I suck at being a secret agent
00:36:47but you
00:36:47so only two favors
00:36:48remember?
00:36:49wow
00:36:50okay
00:36:50so you're resorting to your husband
00:36:52to do your dirty work?
00:36:53let's go
00:36:54to your husband
00:36:55where?
00:37:17I haven't been able to stop thinking about you
00:37:19since you left me at the engagement party
00:37:21I get it
00:37:22I messed up
00:37:23and I'm sorry
00:37:24okay
00:37:25but I just
00:37:26I can't
00:37:27imagine life without you
00:37:29and hey
00:37:30I'm willing
00:37:32to forget the fact
00:37:34that you slept with other men
00:37:36if you just get back with me
00:37:38this manipulative piece of trash
00:37:40this manipulative piece of trash
00:37:40bastard
00:37:43you must be Blair's new guy
00:37:50I'm Tasha
00:37:52her best friend
00:37:53oh
00:37:54you mean the kind of best friend
00:37:56who sleeps with her fiance
00:37:57oh
00:37:59you mean the kind of best friend
00:38:00that sleeps with her friend's fiance
00:38:01that's new
00:38:03don't be like that
00:38:05you're kind of hot you know
00:38:07no wonder Blair chose to be with you
00:38:09I have some self-respect
00:38:15and for the record
00:38:15I am not Blair's boyfriend
00:38:17I'm her
00:38:17husband
00:38:18what?
00:38:20no
00:38:20already married?
00:38:23well
00:38:23can't say I'm surprised
00:38:25Blair's gorgeous
00:38:27and rich
00:38:28sure
00:38:28but in case you don't know
00:38:30she literally ran out
00:38:32on her wedding
00:38:33such a spoiled brat
00:38:35okay so then what's this
00:38:36this little ambush thing today
00:38:37is that all part of your master plan
00:38:38to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39what do you get out of all this?
00:38:41what do I get out of this?
00:38:43oh baby
00:38:43nothing makes me happier
00:38:45than seeing her miserable
00:38:47oh my god
00:38:49I'm grateful
00:38:50you're one girl
00:38:51absolutely shameless
00:38:53I feel sorry for her boyfriend
00:38:56her guy
00:38:57Blair
00:38:59I just want to know
00:38:59what I did wrong
00:39:00you leaving
00:39:01wrecked me
00:39:02and
00:39:03I just want you to give us
00:39:04another chance
00:39:05what?
00:39:06you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:07god
00:39:08what's next?
00:39:08you're gonna say you have
00:39:09morning sickness because of me?
00:39:13hey you
00:39:14backstabbing bitch
00:39:19you like sharing men so much
00:39:20keep your shared man to yourself
00:39:23are you insane?
00:39:28you
00:39:28you're making things up
00:39:30oh
00:39:30that's how it's gonna go?
00:39:32alright
00:39:32everyone
00:39:34airdrops on
00:39:36just let me know what you're doing
00:39:37you bitch
00:39:47you spied on me
00:39:49watch out
00:39:51you cheated
00:39:53you cheated
00:39:53you lied
00:39:54and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:55nice job
00:39:56Ethan
00:39:56you are a disgrace to mankind
00:39:58oh you're scared now?
00:40:00five minutes ago you were such a badass
00:40:01if you ever show your face again
00:40:03I will put you back in the dirt
00:40:05every single fucking time
00:40:07both of you are gonna regret this
00:40:13you better watch your backs
00:40:15please
00:40:17did you see his face?
00:40:27this is so exciting
00:40:29wait how did you get this footage?
00:40:32oh please
00:40:32in my line of work
00:40:33I pick up a few hacking skills
00:40:35hmm
00:40:37I don't think so
00:40:39whatever
00:40:43damn it
00:40:47nobody makes a fool
00:40:49out of me
00:40:50time to activate our little
00:40:53problem solver
00:40:54I'm going to destroy
00:40:56Blair Woods
00:40:57complete land
00:40:59oh shit
00:41:05can you help me with this?
00:41:15hello
00:41:15miss Woods
00:41:16you need to get back to the office right now
00:41:19something's gone down
00:41:20okay
00:41:23thank you
00:41:25bye
00:41:27Jesus
00:41:29come on
00:41:30thank god you're here
00:41:37we've got a problem
00:41:38hey besties
00:41:40today we're confronting this
00:41:42Woods company
00:41:43face to face
00:41:44let's get justice
00:41:46what exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:50this
00:41:50this is what your cream did to my face
00:41:53what?
00:41:55that is impossible
00:41:55our face creams are made with all natural products
00:41:58there's no additives
00:41:58and we've never had a reaction to this ever
00:42:00okay
00:42:00you're all saying this right?
00:42:02thousands of you are watching
00:42:04don't let them dislike me
00:42:06fine
00:42:06if you claim this product did that
00:42:09I'll test it right now
00:42:10and if there's a reaction
00:42:12I'll double your compensation
00:42:14oh yeah
00:42:15go on
00:42:16enjoy this specially enhanced cream honey
00:42:19let me guess
00:42:28let me guess
00:42:28you were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid lace cream on my face and burn it off
00:42:33how the hell does she know?
00:42:36run this to the lab compared to stock samples
00:42:38I want results in an hour
00:42:39what?
00:42:40no
00:42:41I would never do something like this
00:42:43do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:46I would never rip my own face just to frame you
00:42:52wait
00:42:53wait
00:42:54you dare question me?
00:43:02my wife's reputation?
00:43:04nice style
00:43:05that face rash
00:43:06is makeup
00:43:07you're serious?
00:43:09you're serious?
00:43:10attempted assault
00:43:12defamation
00:43:13fraud
00:43:13congratulations
00:43:14your career as an influencer is over
00:43:16the security
00:43:17no
00:43:18no
00:43:18no
00:43:19I'm so sorry
00:43:19I didn't mean to
00:43:20it wasn't a mistake
00:43:21no
00:43:22let go
00:43:22let go
00:43:23come on
00:43:24come on
00:43:25no
00:43:26no
00:43:27no
00:43:27no
00:43:28no
00:43:28no
00:43:29no
00:43:30no
00:43:31no
00:43:33no
00:43:34I'll admit
00:43:35you were surprisingly useful
00:43:37I know
00:43:39but something's bugging me
00:43:40how'd she get in here?
00:43:42no clearance
00:43:43no invite
00:43:43it's weird right?
00:43:46you might want to check for a mole
00:43:47within your company
00:43:49you cleaned that thing like a hundred times today
00:43:54are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:57someone let that liar waltz into your office
00:43:59that is not a rookie move
00:44:01I bet your ex-fiancee Ethan's behind it
00:44:05you got proof?
00:44:08both of you
00:44:10are gonna regret this
00:44:12you better watch your backs
00:44:13I call it a secret agent's hunch
00:44:16one day
00:44:22I'm gonna blow his brains out
00:44:25we're agents
00:44:26not assassins
00:44:27quit patting
00:44:29grab your jacket
00:44:30we're going out
00:44:31this place is nice
00:44:39no you're not here to party
00:44:41secret agent's HQ
00:44:43you see that bartender over there?
00:44:51he's gonna take you to Marion
00:44:52she hands out the assignments
00:44:54wait you're not coming with me?
00:44:56well the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers
00:44:58so you'll have to go alone
00:45:00and
00:45:02just a heads up
00:45:04Marion's a little obsessed
00:45:05of course she is
00:45:10you really had broken hearts everywhere, huh?
00:45:12relax
00:45:13never even touched you
00:45:14they're so messy
00:45:17messy
00:45:20hey Brady
00:45:42you alone?
00:45:44let me get you a drink
00:45:45hey where you going sweetheart?
00:45:49let's have a little fun
00:45:50fuck off
00:45:52come on
00:45:54just relax a little
00:45:55it's alright, aren't you?
00:45:58you want to shoot
00:45:59seriously, man, duck off
00:46:00take a seat
00:46:01come on, just take a seat
00:46:02take a seat
00:46:02you want to play rock
00:46:05you little bitch?
00:46:06okay, look
00:46:18you have been on me
00:46:19ever since I walked in tonight
00:46:20I mean, I'm here on a mission
00:46:22not whatever this is
00:46:23and I'm giving you one
00:46:24after we handle more
00:46:27pressing matters
00:46:29you've got all night, baby
00:46:32nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:35men are full of shit
00:46:36sorry, baby
00:46:38not tonight
00:46:39let me guess
00:46:42this is about her?
00:46:44look
00:46:44are you serious?
00:46:50you've turned me
00:46:51down for months
00:46:52and you're ready to break
00:46:54protocol for that girl?
00:46:56excuse me
00:46:57that is not that girl
00:46:58that is my wife
00:46:59you gave her this?
00:47:00yeah
00:47:01the elite agent, Ray
00:47:02obviously
00:47:03she's a nobody
00:47:05she's a nobody
00:47:08okay, well, I'm gonna share
00:47:10whatever I have with my partner
00:47:10so
00:47:11an agent
00:47:17dreaming of love
00:47:18like some civilian
00:47:20so childish
00:47:22thank you
00:47:25wake up
00:47:27this mission comes
00:47:28straight from the chief
00:47:29there's no room
00:47:30for mistakes
00:47:31right
00:47:33well
00:47:34save your concern
00:47:35chief
00:47:45are you sure
00:47:47Nighthawk
00:47:48is the right choice
00:47:48for this mission?
00:47:50of course
00:47:50he's married
00:47:52Blair
00:47:52it could compromise
00:47:53everything
00:47:54even better
00:47:59that's exactly
00:48:01what I hoped for
00:48:03let's see
00:48:05if my little bird
00:48:06stays loyal
00:48:07or breaks
00:48:08you little bitch
00:48:14you want to play rough
00:48:15you're asking for it
00:48:16yeah
00:48:16let me show you
00:48:17what a real man's capable of
00:48:18you filthy whore
00:48:19nighthawk
00:48:26nighthawk
00:48:26wait
00:48:27who's nighthawk
00:48:28nighthawk
00:48:29it's you
00:48:30my god
00:48:30are you deaf?
00:48:32she said no
00:48:32listen, nighthawk, please
00:48:33I didn't know
00:48:34I didn't know she was your girl
00:48:35I'm sorry
00:48:36you know what
00:48:37you're lucky
00:48:38get lost
00:48:40pray that we don't meet again
00:48:44bitch
00:48:45are you okay?
00:48:59I'm sorry
00:49:00I didn't get there sooner
00:49:01it's not your fault
00:49:04I just haven't felt that helpless
00:49:08in so long
00:49:09it's like I was right back
00:49:11in my childhood
00:49:12trying to survive
00:49:14don't worry
00:49:19from now on I'll protect you
00:49:34okay, careful
00:49:41if you keep looking at me like that
00:49:43I think you actually like
00:49:44what?
00:49:45oh, what?
00:49:46no, I, you
00:49:47you're in my body
00:49:49I'm just protecting my property
00:49:51plus you're the one with
00:49:52secret admirers
00:49:54crawling all over you
00:49:55no, Marion doesn't count
00:49:56it's nothing between us
00:49:58I've never had the luxury
00:50:00of a normal relationship
00:50:02because of my job
00:50:03I mean, we
00:50:05I technically
00:50:08we're already
00:50:09married
00:50:09so
00:50:10you could quit your job
00:50:11and
00:50:12work for my company
00:50:13I'll take care of you
00:50:15it's not my way of living
00:50:18besides
00:50:19you're my wife
00:50:20I should be the one
00:50:22supporting you
00:50:23but
00:50:23who
00:50:23who said that I agreed
00:50:24to be your wife?
00:50:28have you thought about
00:50:30what we'll do?
00:50:31we're stuck in these bodies
00:50:31forever
00:50:32uh
00:50:34yeah
00:50:36I mean
00:50:36not ideal
00:50:37but
00:50:39um
00:50:40I don't know
00:50:41I can get used to it
00:50:42I just have to learn
00:50:44how to pee standing up
00:50:45well with you around
00:50:50it
00:50:50might not be so bad
00:50:52and then I'll
00:50:56just study really hard
00:50:58at being good at six
00:50:59as a man
00:51:00okay
00:51:01um
00:51:02no we're gonna switch back
00:51:04it's fine
00:51:04I'll figure it out
00:51:05oh you're not interested in that?
00:51:08oh my god
00:51:09I will never understand
00:51:11men and their weird pride
00:51:12okay shut up
00:51:13um
00:51:16let's
00:51:16get back to business
00:51:17find out who our next target is
00:51:19wait our target's an international spy
00:51:23oh wait that's me
00:51:27no come on
00:51:28I'm
00:51:29I am not an international spy
00:51:31this is a mistake
00:51:32that's a mistake
00:51:33no
00:51:35no I've heard rumors
00:51:37at the agency
00:51:38they call it the X-Files
00:51:40it's uh
00:51:41fake missions
00:51:42to cover up dirty work
00:51:44for billionaires
00:51:44you sure you didn't
00:51:47piss off
00:51:47the wrong person
00:51:48Ethan
00:51:51son of a
00:51:52bitch
00:51:54okay
00:51:54uh
00:52:07hack the system
00:52:08and trace the payments
00:52:09it's definitely
00:52:11Ethan
00:52:12fine
00:52:14you want to play dirty?
00:52:17I'll play dirty
00:52:18what's your plan?
00:52:19so you know that company
00:52:20that's under his name?
00:52:23yeah
00:52:23that was a birthday gift from me
00:52:24back when I was stupid
00:52:26and I'm gonna take it back
00:52:28done
00:52:31well
00:52:32there should be enough evidence
00:52:33to sink in
00:52:34bastard
00:52:35looks like your email's working
00:52:39tomorrow's headlines
00:52:41just found their next star
00:52:43nice
00:52:45your scandal is everywhere
00:52:48Ethan
00:52:49everyone knows
00:52:50you cheated on the woods
00:52:51heiress
00:52:51our company's talk
00:52:53is crashing
00:52:54because of this
00:52:55so you better give us
00:52:56an answer
00:52:56by today
00:52:57what the hell
00:52:58is PR doing then?
00:53:00get those headlines
00:53:01scrubbed
00:53:02now
00:53:03let's be real
00:53:04our PR team
00:53:05is a joke
00:53:06compared to what
00:53:07Woods family's got
00:53:08do the right thing
00:53:09Ethan
00:53:10sit down now
00:53:11or
00:53:12I'll make sure
00:53:14the board votes you out
00:53:15step down
00:53:16step down
00:53:18I
00:53:19am the chairman
00:53:19of this company
00:53:20you cannot remove me
00:53:21from it
00:53:22are you sure about that?
00:53:24Blair
00:53:25you've got a lot of nerves
00:53:26showing up to my company
00:53:28is this your company?
00:53:31security
00:53:31what do you want me to do?
00:53:35remove them
00:53:35are you deaf?
00:53:37remove them
00:53:38sorry Ethan
00:53:40we're actually not here to chat
00:53:41we're here to be your new boss
00:53:42what the hell are you talking about?
00:53:44sorry Ethan
00:53:48we're actually not here to chat
00:53:49we're here to be your new bosses
00:53:50what the hell are you talking about?
00:53:53okay
00:53:53well
00:53:54let's go through the fine bread
00:53:55shall we?
00:54:00Blair Woods
00:54:01now owns
00:54:0251%
00:54:04of the company
00:54:05making her
00:54:06the majority shareholder
00:54:07and as such
00:54:08the chairwoman
00:54:09has complete hiring
00:54:11and firing authority
00:54:12Ethan
00:54:13Ethan
00:54:13Grayson
00:54:14Tasha
00:54:15Blake
00:54:15you are fired
00:54:17no no no
00:54:19you see
00:54:20I built this company
00:54:21from nothing
00:54:22you cannot just
00:54:23take it from me
00:54:24buddy
00:54:25take a long
00:54:26hard looking man
00:54:27if you even have one
00:54:28this company
00:54:29I
00:54:29my wife
00:54:31built it
00:54:32and she gave it to you
00:54:33and now she's taking it back
00:54:34so
00:54:34you got a problem?
00:54:35oh and one more thing
00:54:36we know about the little influencer
00:54:38we've already filed a suit
00:54:39for credit to your competition
00:54:40so
00:54:40get ready to be served
00:54:42girls like you
00:54:43would never understand
00:54:44I worked my ass off
00:54:46to get here
00:54:47and you think you can
00:54:48just stroll
00:54:49and then take it?
00:54:50can't I have
00:54:51one
00:54:51damn thing
00:54:52without you
00:54:53stealing it too?
00:54:54somebody call an ambulance
00:55:09I think
00:55:11we're the same thing
00:55:12as long as you're safe
00:55:14Raven
00:55:24I want the best
00:55:25surgeon you have
00:55:26here in 20 minutes
00:55:26I don't care
00:55:27if you have to drag
00:55:28you on your own chains
00:55:29if he dies
00:55:34I will make sure
00:55:36that you go down with him
00:55:3710 years retired
00:55:42I didn't expect
00:55:44to be pulled out of bed
00:55:45for your gunpoint
00:55:46and choppered here tonight
00:55:47desperate times doctor
00:55:49lucky you acted fast
00:55:5110 minutes later
00:55:52he'd be gone
00:55:53come on doc
00:55:56let's give you
00:55:57three loved ones
00:55:57some privacy
00:55:58why did you take
00:56:10the hit for me?
00:56:12I mean
00:56:15what if you died?
00:56:17what the hell
00:56:17would I do then?
00:56:27it hurts
00:56:28doesn't it?
00:56:31if I could take
00:56:32the pain for you
00:56:32I could take
00:56:33the hurt
00:56:35I guess
00:56:35Simon
00:56:59I
00:56:59No way, I switched back, no way, I switched back, Liam, Liam, wake up, we're back, we switched
00:57:19back.
00:57:29Wait, I haven't brushed my teeth or anything, I don't fucking care, I waited too long, it's
00:57:41gone, everything's gone, you have to help me, pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me,
00:57:48Gloria, you're the one who gave the order, this is on you, so, if you want your little
00:57:53secret going public, I suggest you help me, fine, one last shot, I want Blair out of
00:57:59the picture, this time, for good.
00:58:07How are you feeling?
00:58:11Do you want something?
00:58:15What, do you need something?
00:58:17Didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:19Didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21Yeah, well, I did some research, it turns out, if it's somebody you love, it actually works.
00:58:26Yeah, well, I did some research, it turns out, if it's somebody you love, it actually works.
00:58:38Okay, well, since you're so into me, I guess you can stay with my husband for a little longer.
00:58:49You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can, when this whole
00:59:01body switch nonsense happened, but sometimes I only switched back.
00:59:07I guess prayers really do work.
00:59:15Um, I'm gonna get some water.
00:59:18Wow, the infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman, it's romantic enough
00:59:33to make me cry.
00:59:35Almost.
00:59:37Can you not?
00:59:39What do you want?
00:59:40Does it ever occur to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43You get one life, Liam.
00:59:45How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
00:59:48He's right.
00:59:49As long as she's with me, she'll always be in danger.
00:59:53What the hell do I do?
01:00:03You know, I do hate to break up this little soap opera, but you do realize that there is
01:00:07a third wheel here, right?
01:00:08Um, okay, I'm gonna just go, you guys talk.
01:00:18What?
01:00:20Spit it out?
01:00:21Just a heads up, Liam.
01:00:23You blew up the mission.
01:00:25You pissed off the client.
01:00:26Gloria's not exactly pleased with you.
01:00:29I'm just saying.
01:00:32Watch your back.
01:00:34Understood.
01:00:35But no one's touching Blair.
01:00:37Not now, not ever.
01:00:38All this fuss for a girl.
01:00:53You know what's funny?
01:00:55You raise a little bird long enough, they start to think that they can fly.
01:00:59All on their own.
01:01:01I'm sorry, man.
01:01:03Save it.
01:01:04Go take your punishment.
01:01:05This Blair Woods has to die.
01:01:22Hey, Queen.
01:01:23What are you doing tonight?
01:01:24Want to have some fun?
01:01:27Okay, cool.
01:01:28Liam, we should go dancing tonight.
01:01:33We can finally relax a bit.
01:01:35I'm not going.
01:01:38Figures.
01:01:39Guess you only stuck around because of the body swap.
01:01:42Real husband material, huh?
01:01:45We should probably finalize the divorce.
01:01:47What are you talking about?
01:01:53That was the deal, right?
01:01:56Once we switch back, we call it.
01:02:01Fine.
01:02:04It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways.
01:02:07Cheers.
01:02:21You've been married for how long now?
01:02:24And we've never even seen your husband.
01:02:26Come on.
01:02:28Bring him out tonight.
01:02:30No, it's like a fake marriage.
01:02:32We're going to get divorced soon.
01:02:33Yeah, but you still like him, though.
01:02:37I mean, I...
01:02:39Then go for it.
01:02:41Playing it safe is never your style.
01:02:46Wait, no, girl.
01:02:47You are wasted.
01:02:49I'm calling a cab.
01:02:50No.
01:02:51No, come on.
01:02:52I never get to have fun anymore.
01:02:54Please, you can go out whenever you want.
01:02:57It's not like your husband's going to stop you.
01:02:59You don't have to say it like that.
01:03:00Oh, my God.
01:03:05Who is this hottie?
01:03:22Oh, my God.
01:03:23Who is that hottie?
01:03:25How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:28Claire?
01:03:28Who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband.
01:03:30Nice to meet you.
01:03:34Damn, Blair.
01:03:35Where did you find him?
01:03:36He looks like he walked off a CQ cover.
01:03:39Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street.
01:03:43Seriously?
01:03:44Damn, girl.
01:03:44You are so lucky.
01:03:46What does he do?
01:03:48I don't know.
01:03:50He's...
01:03:51A model.
01:03:52Yeah.
01:03:53He's a model.
01:03:54I knew it!
01:03:55Come on.
01:03:56Show us some photos.
01:03:58No, no.
01:03:58Another time.
01:03:59I promise.
01:03:59But tonight, I'm going to steal my wife away from you because she is a little drunk.
01:04:02What?
01:04:03No.
01:04:04Bye, Blair.
01:04:07I'm back soon.
01:04:08Jeez, okay, slow down.
01:04:14No, you're going too fast.
01:04:17You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18Yeah, ma.
01:04:21Thanks, though.
01:04:23Thanks for what?
01:04:24For picking me up.
01:04:26Even though you ignored my calls, asshole.
01:04:28Well, I want more than just a thanks.
01:04:35Okay.
01:04:36Okay.
01:04:37Just breathe.
01:04:39Here.
01:04:40And I'm going to put you right here.
01:04:43Well...
01:04:44You okay?
01:04:47Thanks.
01:04:49I'm going to grab you some water.
01:04:51Wait here.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:53Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:05:08Leon?
01:05:08What the hell?
01:05:11If you scream, I'll kill you.
01:05:13Claire!
01:05:23Claire!
01:05:25Claire!
01:05:32Claire!
01:05:33Claire!
01:05:35Claire!
01:05:37Claire!
01:05:38Claire!
01:05:42Claire!
01:05:42Claire!
01:05:42Claire!
01:05:42Claire!
01:05:42Claire!
01:05:42Claire!
01:05:43Claire!
01:05:43Well, well, I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:54Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:57I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:06:00That look, I hate that look.
01:06:04It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:06Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:09Well, you are just a parasite living off of women's success, so.
01:06:13Why would I respect you?
01:06:15Cute. Very cute.
01:06:17Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:06:19You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:23You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:29Nice.
01:06:31Well, you want to know something fun, Blair, do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead.
01:06:37Someone else does.
01:06:38You made enemies, babe.
01:06:39Big ones.
01:06:43Raven, I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:47Use every connection you have.
01:06:48No screw-ups.
01:06:51But if you transfer all of your shares into my account,
01:06:56I might just tell you who actually wants you dead.
01:07:01In your dreams, loser.
01:07:03You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:10A jam.
01:07:11Perfect.
01:07:12A jam!
01:07:14You got lucky.
01:07:17Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:28Hey, Blair.
01:07:29Are you okay?
01:07:38You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:46You okay?
01:07:47You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:51I was scared.
01:07:52I was scared that you'd get hurt because of me.
01:07:54And I'm done pushing you away, Blair.
01:07:58I'm not going to let you go again.
01:08:01How the hell did you find us?
01:08:14My turn.
01:08:14Who sent you?
01:08:19Oh, dear.
01:08:22You were in way over your head.
01:08:29Fine.
01:08:31I'll tell you.
01:08:33I'll tell you.
01:08:34It was the agency.
01:08:37You know?
01:08:37The ones that the legendary Nighthawk works for?
01:08:41And you guys pissed off the wrong viewers.
01:08:45What?
01:08:48What?
01:08:49What?
01:08:52Stay behind me.
01:09:04Nice, Liam.
01:09:06Still sharp.
01:09:07Just as I trained you.
01:09:17Couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:19Still the nerve to run his mouth.
01:09:22Aesthetic.
01:09:24Huh?
01:09:25Why?
01:09:26Long time to see you, Blair.
01:09:31You're looking more and more like your father all the time.
01:09:34Trust me.
01:09:36That is not a compliment.
01:09:37Oh, my father.
01:09:41Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:43I'm Gloria.
01:09:44Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:47And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:53Gloria, what are you talking about?
01:09:56Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:10:01She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:10:04But don't worry.
01:10:06I killed your father.
01:10:08I just think I'm going to kill you.
01:10:10And the little old witch is next.
01:10:12Do you mean that my father's death wasn't your accident?
01:10:16No, no.
01:10:20He got in my way.
01:10:22You all did.
01:10:24The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:10:26And you, Liam.
01:10:31Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:34So you're choosing her over me?
01:10:50I'm not going to let anyone hurt her.
01:10:52Oh.
01:10:53Not even you.
01:10:54Fine.
01:10:56Then you will die with her.
01:10:58What's happening?
01:11:19Poison gas.
01:11:21Then lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:26What's happening?
01:11:27Poison gas.
01:11:29Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:31You're breathing the same night that we are.
01:11:33And you're still standing.
01:11:35That means there must be an antidote.
01:11:38Clever.
01:11:39Must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:11:42But knowing this won't save you.
01:11:44I and I alone have the antidote.
01:11:53You really are my finest creation.
01:11:55Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:57I don't care.
01:12:00I'm never wanted to lose mine.
01:12:01And it will crash anywhere if it gets in my way.
01:12:04Well, I'm not your weapon, dude.
01:12:06And if you try to hurt her, I'm going to fight you with everything you got.
01:12:09Even after everything that you did, Grandma still left half of her estate to you.
01:12:34She never stopped loving you.
01:12:36You don't deserve any of it.
01:12:38You don't deserve a damn thing.
01:12:41Why?
01:12:42After we finish him, you're next.
01:12:48Once I finish him, you're next.
01:12:50Glory Woods, drop the weapon and surrender.
01:12:58Hands up in the air.
01:12:59Turn around slowly.
01:13:01Don't reach for anything.
01:13:02Drop the weapon now.
01:13:05Hands up top of your head.
01:13:09Stop moving.
01:13:10Don't resist, lady.
01:13:11Turn around.
01:13:12She's reaching for something.
01:13:12Okay.
01:13:13Sit back.
01:13:15We're stuck.
01:13:16I swear I will kill them both.
01:13:19Gloria, stop.
01:13:21Your brother, he died trying to save you.
01:13:25You think he abandoned you?
01:13:26Gloria, no.
01:13:27He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours.
01:13:31Ten million dollars just to keep you safe.
01:13:35He pushed you away just to protect you.
01:13:40And even when you were gone, he watched over you until the day he died.
01:13:48You're lying.
01:13:49You're just saying this to try to save her.
01:13:52But I am not falling for it.
01:13:55Enough!
01:14:00This ends here.
01:14:05You're in the rest.
01:14:06Put your hands behind me.
01:14:07No!
01:14:07No, get off of me!
01:14:08Stop it!
01:14:09Who are you?
01:14:10Get the hell out of me!
01:14:11Who do you?
01:14:13Get the hell out of me!
01:14:15You okay?
01:14:26Former intelligence operative Gloria Woods arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping.
01:14:32Source confirmed she is the second daughter of the prominent Woods family.
01:14:37Hey.
01:14:38How did you find her?
01:14:41You're a pair of good people.
01:14:44Don't let Raven's slacker vibe fool you.
01:14:47Now comes to track any stop to you.
01:14:51Didn't Gloria use you for years?
01:14:54Aren't you angry?
01:14:55I was.
01:14:57I was.
01:14:59But, um...
01:15:01I don't know.
01:15:03Now I just...
01:15:04Because I'm done.
01:15:07Karen.
01:15:11From now on, I'll be by your side.
01:15:13Wow.
01:15:21Beautiful.
01:15:22Okay.
01:15:23Okay, just eat it.
01:15:24I made it with love.
01:15:26Okay, so, uh...
01:15:27Forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now.
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:32Okay, so what I'm hearing is you want me to feed you.
01:15:36Okay.
01:15:36Okay.
01:15:42You know what I want more than pasta?
01:15:45Okay, what?
01:15:47You.
01:15:47Blair wins.
01:16:03Will you marry me?
01:16:05Again?
01:16:08But for real to say?
01:16:09Yeah.
01:16:11Yeah.
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:33Yeah.
01:16:33Yeah.
01:16:33Yeah.
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