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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - Season 6 Episode 15 -
Opas and Outbursts
Opas and Outbursts
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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
00:13It's so beautiful.
00:16Oh, my God.
00:17I don't like this.
00:18Oh, my God.
00:20Oh, no, Meredith, it's a pool party, not a business meeting.
00:24Well, hello, Blenie.
00:25Oh, damn.
00:27Happy Mother's Day.
00:29James.
00:29Happy Mother's Day.
00:30Right.
00:31Yeah, Happy Mother's Day.
00:32Mother's Days are usually bittersweet for me.
00:35We're all here on Mother's Day without our kids.
00:38What I said about pill popping and alcoholism is a very slippery soap.
00:42And so I'm sorry that I called you those names, Meredith.
00:45Okay, great.
00:46We're making headway.
00:48I trademarked high body count.
00:50Why would you do that?
00:51Because I was the one that took it on the chin.
00:53I think that's super embarrassing.
00:55She said it first.
00:57She said it's about me.
00:58Now you sound like a fool, Brittany.
01:01We're supposed to be out having fun, and instead we're hyper-focused on trademarks and hair.
01:05You okay?
01:23No.
01:25Wake up.
01:26No.
01:26No.
01:26Good morning.
01:31Good morning.
01:41Oh my God.
01:45We collided the glass jar, slummed in my face.
02:00The sweet guy bringing our breakfast, turns a corner, and boom.
02:05We just collided.
02:07Oh my gosh.
02:08There's no lie.
02:09I'm a little accident prone, but a tray to the face.
02:13This is too much.
02:14Oh, look, it cut the inside of my lip.
02:17Angie, you can travel with a reusable ice pack at this point.
02:20Everywhere we go.
02:22This made the broken finger feel like nothing.
02:24Your little seahorse nose is so...
02:26Oh!
02:27Oh no!
02:28Oh, the door closed on my hands.
02:29Oh my God.
02:30Oh no!
02:31Oh!
02:32Holy s***.
02:33I felt like crying.
02:34That, that, yeah?
02:36It looks like you have a fat lip, right?
02:38Look, is this all swan?
02:39No, her lip always looks like that.
02:40She pays good money for that.
02:41Angie might have enough lip filler that it prevented her nose from breaking or like losing
02:47a tooth.
02:48It was like a seatbelt for her face, that lip filler.
02:51It really saved Angie.
02:53Angie, you hurt yourself again.
03:04Good morning.
03:06Good morning.
03:07What are you doing?
03:08I'm just sitting here.
03:09I put like a little mask on.
03:11And I gotta let it sit for 20 minutes.
03:13Oh my gosh.
03:13Oh wait, you have a blanket on.
03:14You look so good.
03:16She does such a good job with my makeup.
03:18Oh my gosh.
03:18I want to move her to America.
03:20What's going on?
03:21You seem happier today.
03:22First of all, I slept really well last night.
03:25That's good.
03:26Like a rock, which was very much needed.
03:29Oh my gosh.
03:29I slept like the same.
03:30Especially after drinking piña coladas.
03:34I don't think that helps you sleep, Lisa.
03:37I think that actually disrupts it.
03:39I only had so much fun last night that I just like crashed.
03:42Oh my gosh.
03:43Oh my gosh.
03:44Oh my gosh.
03:45Oh my gosh.
03:46Oh my gosh.
03:47Oh my gosh.
03:48Kenji's really into it.
03:49Because you're right in there at his coochie level.
03:51There it is.
03:52Yes, Lisa.
03:53I know.
03:55That was fun.
03:56That was actually really fun.
03:58I'm starting the day on a good note.
04:01Like, we are in Greece.
04:03We are friends.
04:04Like, let's just pull it together and have some fun so we can reflect back on this someday
04:09as being great and positive and that we acted like mature adults.
04:14And we're able to set aside our differences to have a little fun.
04:19I gotta finish my hair.
04:28We have eight ladies total.
04:40I'm going to warn you, they're probably going to be fighting over who's going to wear what.
04:45But we'll just call them up one at a time.
04:47I want blue.
04:48See, it's already happening.
04:49Oh, little dresses.
04:51The flying dress photo shoot is a quintessential Greek experience.
04:55You pick a gorgeous dress and then we get our photos taken on the epic white stairs of Ea.
05:01I feel like I should do the purple.
05:03Do it.
05:04It's pretty.
05:05I love it.
05:06It's going to be a keepsake they can have for the rest of their lives.
05:09Well, she picked the ugliest color.
05:11Okay, we'll get everyone changed.
05:13Thanks, Artemis.
05:15Don't trip.
05:16Here we go.
05:17I don't know why every trip we go on has to involve dressing up.
05:22Usually I show off to the point where I walk into a beach club and people are like, I die for your outfit.
05:28The only thing I liked was when they all dressed like me.
05:31I have a reservation for eight Lisa's.
05:33Eight Lisa's.
05:35All these lovelies.
05:39I mean, Heather has the full train rolling.
05:40She needs help.
05:41The full train.
05:42Oh, wait, whoa.
05:43Watch out, it's under the door.
05:44Uh-oh, I slipped a nip.
05:46It'll be fine.
05:47Okay.
05:48Hello.
05:49Hi.
05:50From Santarini Photo Agency.
05:51I will be your photographer for today.
05:52Okay.
05:53Nice to meet you.
05:54Beautiful.
05:55You look great.
05:56All of you.
05:57So we can start take some group shots right there.
06:11Okay.
06:12Okay.
06:13This is just absolutely picturesque.
06:15So look at me.
06:18I think this is so much fun.
06:20This is right up my alley.
06:21It's touristy.
06:22All of us are going to do it together.
06:24There's no talking involved in a photo.
06:26So I have a feeling we might leave with a souvenir that looks like we had a nice time on this trip.
06:31And everybody's in a good mood.
06:33Three, two, one.
06:34Ow!
06:35It looks so stunning.
06:36Look at that profile.
06:38Go, Ang.
06:39You look like a mother.
06:41In my red dress with my nipple hanging out.
06:44Are you freaking cheering me?
06:45In her Versace with her nipple hanging out.
06:46Okay.
06:47I got you.
06:48You don't have to do three, two, one.
06:49Just take a bunch and I'll just move around a little bit.
06:50The three, two, one is about the throwing.
06:51Just to let her know.
06:52Oh, gotcha.
06:53Okay, okay, okay.
06:54Okay.
06:55Okay.
06:56Okay.
06:57Okay.
06:58Okay.
06:59Okay.
07:00Okay.
07:01I feel like a ray of sunshine wearing orange.
07:04Three, two, one.
07:05I feel like Eos, the goddess of the morning sky.
07:09Yes.
07:10Three, two, one.
07:11It's so good, Mary.
07:12I'd want to be a Greek goddess of realness.
07:15Three, two, one.
07:16If I were a Greek goddess, I'd want to be a Greek goddess of realness.
07:19Work it.
07:20Three, two, one.
07:21Work it.
07:22Three, two, one.
07:23If I were a Greek goddess, I would be the Greek goddess of feta if it didn't smell weird.
07:28Three, two, one.
07:31Oh, gorgeous, Meredith.
07:32If I was a Greek goddess, I would be the goddess of the sea because I would be swimming
07:37with all the sturgeon to get more caviar.
07:42Mother is serving.
07:45Have you noticed how happy Meredith is?
07:48She's like happy as queen, like old Meredith.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Can I whisper too?
07:53What are you whispering about?
07:54Just Meredith's like full switch up.
07:56I mean, it's a big comeback.
07:58Is this the pool?
07:59You know?
08:00How long do you think it's going to last?
08:02I hope it lasts the whole trip.
08:04Based on her pattern, it'll last until tomorrow morning.
08:10What are we, what's the plan this afternoon after photos?
08:14What are we all doing?
08:15Well, I'm hungry.
08:16So I'm going to go to lunch.
08:17Same.
08:18Okay.
08:19Are you?
08:20Okay.
08:21We could go to the spa if we wanted to.
08:22I would like the spa.
08:23I would love to go to the spa.
08:24I'm going to eat lunch.
08:25I'm starving.
08:26I'm going to the spa.
08:27Okay, let's go.
08:28Okay, you got your dress?
08:29Want to get your dress stuff all set first?
08:30There we go.
08:31Why am I going first?
08:32Okay, let's go.
08:33That looks so dangerous.
08:34Okay, Mary, we're coming.
08:35Oh my God.
08:48Welcome.
08:49Hi.
08:50How are you?
08:51Good.
08:52I'm so excited.
08:53Hi.
08:54My name is Liliana.
08:55Nice to meet you.
08:56Nice to meet you.
08:57Welcome to our Avexia spine and Drone's Arcadia.
09:02So let's go to our relaxation area.
09:05Just what you're saying.
09:06Excuse me.
09:07These two struggle with this.
09:09Do you see what it says?
09:11Quiet zone.
09:12Signs mean nothing with this group.
09:14This is the one you're going to have to worry about right here.
09:17She talks a lot.
09:18And she's loud when she's mad.
09:20There are only two volumes.
09:22Loud and louder.
09:23Yeah, you talk a lot too.
09:30I'm so glad we get to the lunch.
09:32I know, I'm starving.
09:33I think it's up here.
09:34Oh my goodness.
09:35I love it.
09:36Gorgeous.
09:38Wow.
09:39Look how beautiful.
09:40Wow.
09:41Hi.
09:42Prefer to start with some steel or sparkling water?
09:45Steel for me, please.
09:46Yeah, I do.
09:47Steel, please.
09:48Okay, perfect.
09:50The dress, what did you think of that?
09:51That was so cool.
09:52It was so fun.
09:53Do you see, Meredith and I were both wearing blue and we walked in together.
09:58She held my dress.
09:59I was like, oh.
10:00I didn't see it.
10:01You guys have come a long way since lunch yesterday.
10:03From lunch yesterday to lunch today.
10:04It's been a long.
10:05It's been 24 hours.
10:06Uh-huh.
10:07Uh-huh.
10:08It's a big change.
10:09It's a good change.
10:10Kind of unexpected.
10:11I'm a little worried about Meredith.
10:12I'm concerned.
10:15What concerns you?
10:16Her behavior?
10:17I mean, the obvious.
10:18You see.
10:19Yeah.
10:20I'm worried too.
10:22I have been for a while.
10:26You've lived some of my chapter with supporting my dad.
10:31You know, he would have similar behaviors that Meredith has.
10:36He'd have massive mood swings.
10:39And one minute, we are so good.
10:42And the next minute, he'd rage.
10:44I think what really led me to finally voice something to you is that usually Meredith is
10:50always like, she's got it out and been able to bring herself back down.
10:53But this time, the rage was uncontrollable.
10:57But then the next time we see her, she doesn't even remember that it happened.
11:01She doesn't take accountability for it.
11:04I can see that there's something going on.
11:07I think Meredith needs help.
11:21I think Meredith needs help.
11:24What do you mean by that?
11:26I feel like she's fragile.
11:30That's not my Meredith.
11:31Okay.
11:32Meredith's going through something.
11:33Mm-hmm.
11:34And that is taking a toll on her mental.
11:37I really think so.
11:39The way she's acting and her behavior, something's going on.
11:42Yeah.
11:43She has too many highs, too many lows, too many mediums.
11:48And it's not adding up.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:50It doesn't add up.
11:51It's infectious.
11:52One day, she's okay.
11:54Mm-hmm.
11:55The next day, she's livid.
11:56Mm-hmm.
11:57The next day, she's in a rage.
11:58Not even the next day.
11:59Sometimes, same day, it changes.
12:00I mean, the pattern is pattering.
12:02We all see it.
12:03Yeah.
12:04But what saddens me is that she doesn't.
12:06Mm-hmm.
12:07Do you feel the same way?
12:08That's about to make me cry.
12:09Yeah.
12:10I know.
12:11That is sad.
12:12That's really sad to say.
12:13Oh, Mary.
12:14I'm sorry.
12:15I know.
12:16I know.
12:19I love how much you love her.
12:20I can see that you care about her.
12:22She's suffering, and I can see it.
12:24It's not right.
12:27And I just, I don't know how to help her.
12:30I'm doing the best I can, but I just, I just, she has to help herself.
12:39Yeah.
12:40When you love people, you, me, I overlook, or I excuse, or I find reason why they behave
12:49in the way they do when I know it's not normal.
12:53Because just dealing with my child, and I know my kid, I know when he's off.
12:58I know when he's, I mean, now I do.
13:01And I recognize in the behaviors and, you know, not being able to control your anger or control
13:06your emotions.
13:09I live with that.
13:11I've been dealing with it, you know?
13:13So when I see Meredith, it just tugs at me in a whole different light because I, I recognize it.
13:22Mm-hmm.
13:28So, we're all just kind of guessing what's going on with Meredith.
13:34And in my case, I'm hoping that she's all right.
13:37But it doesn't look good.
13:39I seen the signs with my son, and I missed them.
13:42I have them down pat now, and I know the signs.
13:45And I know that something's not right.
13:47It's not right.
13:49It's hard.
13:50Mm-hmm.
13:52No.
13:54I feel like we all know we just don't talk about it.
13:56I know.
13:57I know.
14:10Amen.
14:18I'm also worried about something, and it feels weird.
14:21Uh, I don't know what to say about this.
14:24Well, say it.
14:27I mean, this happened in January.
14:29So I've been thinking about it for a couple months now.
14:32I, uh, I ran into Seth out in New York.
14:36Todd and I were at this Italian restaurant.
14:38He stops and says, oh, Todd.
14:40And he said hi to Todd.
14:41And Todd was like, what are you doing?
14:42Mm-hmm.
14:43And he was like, oh, well, I'm with an investor.
14:44And it felt weird.
14:45What are you saying?
14:46Uh, I'm saying I saw Seth with a woman at a restaurant.
14:50Shut up.
14:53Mm-hmm.
14:54Mm-hmm.
14:55And my first...
14:56Shut up.
14:57My first thought was not, oh, Seth's on a date with someone.
15:00Because I'm not like that.
15:01And I wouldn't want someone to assume that.
15:03But I'm starting to feel like, as I watch her be so defensive
15:06about people talking about her marriage, there's something wrong here.
15:10Like, when I was going through something with Todd
15:13and I wasn't all the way through it, I was very defensive.
15:17Right.
15:18I felt very vulnerable.
15:19When you and your partner are rocky, it's very scary.
15:22And I kind of get that same fear from...
15:25I'm trying to feel...
15:26Do you feel a fear from her when you talk to her?
15:28It's like this real wall, this very protective thing.
15:31Yeah.
15:32Or a lash out.
15:33She can't handle that.
15:34I know, I'm not interested.
15:35It's like she's scared to death of something.
15:36I feel like when stuff is said and it's not true, it doesn't bother you.
15:41Yeah.
15:42Not like that.
15:43Mm-hmm.
15:44So what do we do?
15:45We start this?
15:46Oh, it's warm.
15:47Yeah.
15:48It's like really warm.
15:49Yeah.
15:50It's warm.
15:51I'm going to go back.
15:52No.
15:53Don't go.
15:54We start this. Oh, it's warm. It's, like, really warm.
16:04It's too deep. I'm going to go back.
16:07It feels like I don't want to have to pee.
16:11Doesn't it make you want to pee? I feel like I need to.
16:14It's cold. I just woke up.
16:19You're in life.
16:24Why would you do that?
16:33I'm like a hero.
16:38Why would she do that?
16:41Well, Brittany's doing what everyone hates, which is being Brittany.
16:47And bringing this playful la-la-la-la-la-la, you know, attitude to what should be a very serious
16:54spa day.
16:56That was so dumb.
16:57That's why I say she's not funny.
16:59She thinks she's funny, but she's not dumb.
17:01No one in a spa is splashing each other.
17:04It's the wrong environment.
17:05Like, maybe she's never been to a spa.
17:08I don't know.
17:09Brittany, we don't want to redo our hair before we go to dinner tonight.
17:13Stop doing that.
17:14Please, please.
17:15I'm funny, I'm funny.
17:18You're not funny.
17:20It's rude.
17:21It's rude.
17:21We're in Greece.
17:23Have a little fun.
17:24I've got to get out of here.
17:25I feel good.
17:26I feel relaxed.
17:27Let's go.
17:27Last trip, I had buckets of water being poured over my head.
17:32Oh, my God!
17:34Oh, my God!
17:36No, you did it!
17:38And you guys can't handle a little splashy splash?
17:41It's rude.
17:44Coming up...
17:45Yama!
17:46Yama!
17:47I've got them trained.
17:48Yama!
17:48Yama!
17:49Do you think whether we sip it or we just drink it?
17:51I drink it.
17:52I just lick it.
17:53Everyone do it like Mary.
17:54Everyone drink it like Mary.
17:55It's delicious.
18:06You guys, I'm going to grab a glass of water.
18:07I know.
18:08Same.
18:08You guys, we have to be really quiet.
18:10Okay.
18:10Okay.
18:11Because we are already too loud.
18:13I mean, this is very zen.
18:15So zen.
18:18You're welcome.
18:20I could take a nap here.
18:23Meredith, you've got to whisper.
18:24You've got to whisper.
18:27Whisper.
18:28I know.
18:29I'm whispering.
18:30Because we can't be loud in here.
18:32Meredith and I have a love seat.
18:34Snuggle in.
18:35She loves to snuggle.
18:36Do you like to snuggle, Meredith?
18:38No.
18:39I'm good.
18:40Why did you get her hair wet?
18:42She had a fresh blowout.
18:47It took me an hour to blow my hair out this morning with a bad hand.
18:53And you poured water on it.
18:54And I had a really bad morning.
18:56Why did you do that?
18:57And it's crusty.
18:59Because I wanted to lighten the mood.
19:01Why did we need the mood light?
19:03And we're in a zen state.
19:06You're a hair expert.
19:08Who cares?
19:09It takes an hour.
19:10It does not take her an hour.
19:11She's an expert.
19:12Your hair is synthetic.
19:13It doesn't ache as long.
19:15It is not synthetic.
19:16It's real hair.
19:19Came from a real head.
19:21Had real follicles.
19:22And it feels crusty.
19:24Oh, it does feel crusty.
19:25Yeah.
19:26So it's like people's piss.
19:28I wash my hair with the most expensive products.
19:30I scissor the treatment in.
19:32I blow it out with full tension so it looks like glass.
19:35And then I finish it off with a very nice oil.
19:38This takes some serious work.
19:41We're too old to dump water on each other's hair.
19:44So there's a reason that your hair looks like, well, like it does.
19:49And my hair looks like it does.
19:52This is so irritating to me because not one of you ladies who were supposed to be my friends
19:58has even asked me if Olivia texted me yesterday.
20:01Then why would you say something nasty about me when I was upset about a similar situation?
20:07It's going to be okay.
20:08No, it's not changing.
20:10Brooks is unapplied.
20:11I will not speak to him.
20:12That was my chance to talk to him.
20:14I'm hurt and I'm sad.
20:17Well, I didn't get to talk to my kids for three years, so.
20:20Of course.
20:21It's all about you.
20:22I'm saying at least you get to see your kids.
20:27I didn't get to see my kids for three years.
20:29Yeah, but that was based on your choices.
20:31Not based on...
20:32It was not based on my choices.
20:34You have no idea what I've been through.
20:36But you have said to the group that based on your decisions, your kids did not do that.
20:40And you put men before your kids.
20:41You said that.
20:42I did.
20:42But that was being very vulnerable and self-deprecating.
20:46But then don't judge her based on how she mothers.
20:48I'm not judging her.
20:49When you don't want people to judge you based on how you mother.
20:51Okay, this is totally like apples and oranges.
20:54How is it different?
20:55You can comment on my child, but she can't comment on yours.
20:58Because you used it to deflect.
20:59No, I did not.
21:00I didn't.
21:00You were in a fucking cooking class.
21:02I didn't.
21:02You were in the middle of the heated argument and then you start crying.
21:06It isn't the trademark of the length of your hair.
21:09I'm body count.
21:10That's just the last straw.
21:12I just had the worst mother's day ever.
21:16Oh, no.
21:16Oh, my God.
21:17Wait, what happened?
21:18Like, nobody's called you to sleep.
21:21It's so early there.
21:23It's so early there.
21:23It's not that early.
21:25I'm sorry.
21:25We're eight hours ahead.
21:27I didn't do that.
21:28And then I thought you fake cried last night.
21:32Brittany is theatrical all the time and she has a checklist.
21:35It's like she's in the middle of an argument and she's like,
21:37okay, I'm going to cry about Olivia now.
21:39I need empathy because I'm losing this argument.
21:43Cry, cry, cry about my daughters.
21:44I'm so pathetic and sad.
21:46Okay, everyone feel bad for me.
21:48I need attention.
21:49Did I get enough?
21:49Yes, done.
21:50Check.
21:51You thought I fake cried or are you just saying that to hurt my feelings?
21:54No, I think that you're dramatic.
21:55It was real.
21:57I was...
21:57No, I'm not kidding.
21:58I really thought it was fake.
21:59It was fully real.
22:01You garnered the sympathy you needed and everybody softened.
22:04Oh, so...
22:04And the whole dynamic changed.
22:06Oh, it changed?
22:06I don't think so.
22:07We got right back...
22:08100%.
22:08We got right back into it.
22:10It's sad that I can't even speak up.
22:14I am sick of walking on eggshells around Meredith just so that somebody or something doesn't set her off.
22:20It's not fair.
22:21So is that what you do?
22:22You, like, garner the sympathy so that everyone will be softer on you?
22:25No, but Brittany...
22:26No, that's not what I do.
22:27Sorry, we have other guests that complain.
22:30If you can, please be quiet.
22:31So sorry.
22:32Sorry.
22:34You can't be like, my kids mean more to me than her kids mean more to me.
22:38That's not what I was saying.
22:39No.
22:39But it came across that way.
22:41I'm saying she used it and she gets to see her kids, like, on the daily.
22:44I don't get to see my...
22:45You know what?
22:45I have because I break my ass to make my relationships with my kids.
22:50Oh, yeah.
22:50Don't you dare.
22:51As if I don't, I cannot stand.
22:54Go away.
22:55Go disengage, Meredith.
22:56Go disengage.
22:56I don't want to be around you.
22:58I don't like you.
22:59You are absolutely despicable.
23:01It was all going so well.
23:09Meredith was finally zen until the annoying little sister started to poke the bear.
23:15You know, Brittany can never just leave things the way they are.
23:18She has to antagonize Meredith.
23:20We were relaxing and now Meredith is mad.
23:25You can leave.
23:25You keep using other people's lies.
23:27I'm going to do it and do it.
23:28Don't trademark that.
23:30Please be quiet.
23:32Say it not, Mary.
23:33Will you say it?
23:34Sorry, sorry, sorry.
23:35We're getting kicked out.
23:35To the lady.
23:36Say it not, Mary.
23:37Say it not, Mary.
23:37Sorry, sorry, sorry.
23:37We're getting kicked out.
23:37To the lady.
23:38Say it not, Mary.
23:39She says it not, Mary.
23:49She says it not, Mary.
23:49Yes, she says it not.
23:50She says it was funny.
23:52She says it not, Mary.
23:53Cousin.
23:59Do you bring wine?
24:00I got wine for getting ready.
24:02Yay.
24:03I'm trying to figure out your steamer.
24:04How do I open it?
24:06Unlock.
24:07Are you squinting at it?
24:08Yeah, my vision is getting bad.
24:10I just started doing that too.
24:11It's because you're getting old.
24:13And it's a horrible thing.
24:14You have to have glasses to really read or do anything in life.
24:19Or you can just squint all the time and then have wrinkles.
24:22Tell me everything that happened at lunch.
24:24Lunch was so beautiful.
24:25We sat on the most beautiful balcony.
24:27Where were you guys?
24:28In the city?
24:29Yeah, Adronis.
24:31Something like that.
24:32We're, yeah.
24:33Oh.
24:34Oh, s***.
24:37Whitney, why is it doing this?
24:39And the snake.
24:40Oh, no.
24:42You know, a lot of people would think I would be offended by taking it in the face when I'm
24:46steaming Whitney's dress.
24:47Have you ever used this before?
24:50Nope.
24:51But I kind of liked it.
24:54I'm serious.
24:56What happened at lunch?
24:58It's sad.
24:59What did you guys talk about?
25:00That was sad.
25:01Meredith.
25:02Her behavior and the way she's been showing up and our concerns for her.
25:07Bronwyn and Mary, we all talked together about how we've noticed a change in Meredith.
25:13Mary?
25:14Mm-hmm.
25:15And it was so sweet.
25:16She started crying.
25:16She loves Meredith so much.
25:18What did she say?
25:19She's just worried about her.
25:22She recognizes that her behavior is off and different.
25:27I feel relieved that more people are concerned about Meredith.
25:32I just know that she can be, like, unengaged and then immediately, you know, freak out.
25:38And, like, I don't understand it, but it's a pattern.
25:42I was really trying to figure out, like, am I going to keep chasing Meredith?
25:48Or am I going to just let this friendship go?
25:51And after my lunch, I realized I really do care about her.
25:55And so it was just sweet for me to sit with Mary and Bronwyn and have a very honest conversation about someone we love.
26:02And that we're not the only two that see it.
26:06You guys, tonight's going to be the funnest night ever.
26:29I just saw Heather's butt.
26:33I just saw full, got a full view.
26:36I wore matching panties.
26:39You guys, look at the Aegean Sea right there.
26:43It looks insane.
26:44It could be Aegean Sea.
26:45Aegean, Aegean, whatever the f*** it is.
26:48Have you ever read the secret, like, language of trees?
26:52No.
26:53Oh, my gosh.
26:55Tell us.
26:55It is the most powerful.
26:57I love that your trees are, I love to read and I love to have my bare feet on the ground.
27:02When we built our house, we have an area that's just for grounding.
27:07I just feel like we need to be so clear.
27:09You can be a very, very rich hippie, which having a ground area in your new house is grounding.
27:17It's very rich.
27:18Do you know every tree in the world?
27:20It means that you are a little.
27:21I am obsessed with trees.
27:25We have beautiful trees in front of our house and I will literally talk to them.
27:29I'll tell them it's okay to tap me on the shoulder.
27:31It's like their way of giving hugs.
27:33I'm not a hippie.
27:34I'm like, I'm spiritual.
27:37I'm spiritual.
27:37They all talk to each other.
27:39There's like a hidden language between trees and, you know, they have personalities.
27:45Like, trees are magic.
27:49Lisa, if the trees wanted to talk to each other, they wouldn't be able to get a word in if you two were in the forest with them.
27:55Like, oh, my gosh, you trees talk to each other.
27:57I love that.
27:59What are you talking about?
28:00Just like, I love your bark.
28:01Are you aspen?
28:02Yeah, you're an aspen.
28:03I love aspen.
28:03Aspen is my favorite tree.
28:05It's my favorite tree.
28:05It's like, what trees are talking to Lisa Barlow?
28:09Amongst themselves or to her.
28:12Whitney, I wanted to ask you, did you throw up every day when we were in Canawan?
28:17Didn't we all sort of get sick when the...
28:19I know.
28:19That's why I said now.
28:20When the boats sort of go like this?
28:22I did that.
28:22We're banned.
28:23I need to look at you.
28:24Yours wasn't from alcohol.
28:25I just started getting emotion sick the last 36 hours.
28:29It wasn't from like, what's it called?
28:31Drinking in your room.
28:32I said she's going in the bathroom and tipping the bottle.
28:36Was it more than what I saw, you drinking and then throwing up over the side?
28:41What is Lisa talking about?
28:43If Lisa had a problem with this, wouldn't she have brought this up on the yacht?
28:47Like, why is she bringing this up weeks later?
28:49Are we running out of things to talk about in the group?
28:52What's your agenda here?
28:55You're trying to stir something up, Lisa Barlow.
28:58Bring me a little lush.
29:01I heard that you were drinking, throwing up.
29:03Drinking, throwing up.
29:05Sounds like a girl's trip to me.
29:06Are you an alcoholic?
29:08What?
29:08I heard you were drunk the whole entire boat ride and you would throw up.
29:12And then start drinking again.
29:13From whom?
29:15What are you doing right now?
29:16Yeah.
29:17Who told you that?
29:18I just heard it in a conversation.
29:20I was told that she was nonstop, drinking all day and night, to the point of vomiting,
29:28would go throw up and then just start drinking over it.
29:30That's like an alcoholic.
29:31It's clearly unusual behavior.
29:36Oh my gosh.
29:37From who?
29:38I honestly don't know who said it.
29:40Everyone saw me do this, and no one had a problem with it then other than Meredith.
29:45So, who's talking about me?
29:47Who's making this a thing?
29:50Take it right in.
30:05Be careful, Heather, Mary, right here.
30:07Right?
30:08Here we are.
30:09Oh, I feel like...
30:11Oh, good.
30:11Here we go.
30:12We are going down.
30:13Oh, my God.
30:14This is slippery.
30:15I know.
30:16A slippery slope.
30:16Like some of the friendships to get anywhere in this town. You have to take stairs. I
30:22Know I got you. Hold on to the rail. I'm so glad I didn't wear heels. Be careful. You'll break a neck
30:37They have burrata Lisa, oh I love a burrata. I know I have a burrata
30:40Okay, tell me how they have everything. Santorinian a plant cream. It's a buffalo burrata. It's a buffalo
30:46I think buffalo burrata is made from a buffalo milk
30:51Now maybe Buffalo, New York
30:55Buffalo-shaped burrata you're gonna have to ask questions
30:59Hello ladies, welcome to Barlow restaurant. I am under us. I'll be your waiter for tonight. Hey Andreas if it's possible
31:05You can start with the drinks
31:08You guys have Sambuca or anise that is good or like a mustika it's got the anise
31:13How many shots would you like with your mustika? Who wants a shot of this mustika? You don't have to
31:21Yeah, the whole team
31:22I'm tempted
31:23Yeah, the whole table. It's the whole table. Oh, never mind
31:25I'm gonna do it so we can try it
31:27Okay, thank you
31:28Okay
31:29Okay, but it's fine. You guys are managing it
31:32This is my mom's last weekend in her house as they've sold it and
31:38Todd flew out to kind of last minute swoop in and help get it done
31:41Um, and he's keeping me up to date, but I think it's wearing on both of them. Um, so I feel
31:48Incredibly guilty that it's not me who's there
31:50You seem a little stressed. I'm really stressed. A friend of mine is by my mom's house and it's super exciting
31:56My mom's ready to be done with it, but she's has to be out by the 15th. So while I'm here
32:01She's packing the last I mean they've had that house since I was six months old. You know what I mean?
32:05So it's just a lot
32:06So Gwen and Todd and I have been going back and forth and helping but she's down to like the last few things and she's like Todd just said
32:12He called just to be like, are you fine? You know what's going on? And she was like everything's awful
32:16So he's like, I'm flying out there right now. Like I feel bad. I feel like I should be there, but it's also my dad going into memory care
32:23My mom just having this brain tumor moving out of a house. She's had for 40 years. It's just a lot of change for her right now
32:29It's a lot of change. Sorry
32:31Okay, when you tell me to do you tell me to get me to call you if it freaks me out like my stomach drops on my butt hole
32:36You know what I mean? So you're okay
32:40And you know this is the Todd that people don't see this is the Todd I love
32:47Didn't have to be asked
32:50Todd would do anything for my family. He's so generous. He's so wonderful
32:55Sometimes I think he's a moron and does the dumbest but this Todd is there for me no matter what
33:05Is it Todd that doesn't get acknowledged enough
33:07Yeah, yeah, I mean Todd just Todd text me was like, can you call me? He just was telling me stuff about my mom's house
33:17What did you say about it? It's just it's just a lot. It's a lot there. Is he stressed?
33:21Uh, yeah, is your mom doing any better? I think yesterday was really hard
33:26It was mother's day. None of her kids were there. I think it felt like intense that Todd had to come help, but it's good
33:31I'm here. I'm good. I'm ready. Let's have dinner like we're saying here in this it's yamas
33:38I've got him trained
33:42Great for the week
33:44You guys are like basically Greek now you're gonna go home
33:47It smells like perfume. Shoot it. I like to sip it. Do we sip it or we just drink it?
33:51I sip it. I just lick it. Don't you think it's interesting? Tell me?
33:54I've been licking it. I'm gonna sip it because I love to taste it
33:57What's the proof of alcohol? Um, yeah, I'd love to like savor the flavor. Yeah, it's delicious
34:05You have to lick it. That's the strongest point of your taste buds
34:13Everyone do it like Mary. Everyone drink it like Mary. Oh my god
34:20Mary, this is what you look like for the record
34:23Wait, but then you gotta do the face after
34:27No, I can't
34:30I don't know I like it
34:34Lisa I want to know where the whole like alcoholic thing came from please tell me like who was talking about me like I'm
34:40I just heard that you threw up more than once on the boat by who I heard it and I told Lisa
34:46Well, you heard it from who
34:52I heard it through the grapevine
34:55From whom did you hear a little birdie who's the little mysterious birdie
35:05My roommates
35:11Why we have to talk about throw up
35:13I'm not I'm not outing anyone who said anything
35:18Bronwyn told me that she was roommates with britney and that she spent the entire time drinking to the point of vomiting and then starting to drink again
35:27So i'm not gonna take credit for saying this because that's not what I said
35:31What actually happened is meredith came to me and said was britney throwing up on the boat?
35:36Did you see this and I said of course I saw it we roomed together we shared a bathroom. I saw her throwing up
35:42There was no insinuation that she was a drunk that she was drinking and throwing up
35:46Meredith said i've seen her drinking and throwing up and all I said was we shared a bathroom
35:52That's really not cool. Meredith is such a hypocrite. She's not speaking to whitney for weeks for accusing her of being an alcoholic pill popper
36:00And now she thinks it's okay to do that to me
36:02Does anyone at the table think that she has a drinking problem? No. Well, I don't I don't but I don't think so
36:09I don't judge but it sounds pretty judgy to say let's not eat
36:13Let's not joke about that because it's a serious accusation
36:17I outed elki
36:19Why because if you're pounding drinks and then throwing up and then pounding them again that's pounding great
36:24There was no pounding of drinks. I can't pound drinks. But lisa, why are you saying that about britney?
36:29And then we can't call meredith an alcoholic, but we can call you an alcoholic
36:35Nobody called her an alcoholic. I outed elki
36:39Just because you said i'm not talking doesn't make it cute. I'm not talking to you. I didn't say she was I didn't point at her and say
36:46Alcoholic pill popper. I asked you
36:50I added the alky lotion to make it less serious. Yeah, that's not less serious when I said that to meredith you annihilated me
36:56Did you call her alcohol? That is a double standard don't do that
37:00That's not cute
37:13I added the alky lotion to make it less serious. Yeah, that is a double standard don't do that
37:18That's not cute
37:22Say sorry to her
37:25Say sorry and then move on. I'm sorry. I don't think you're an alcoholic
37:29Okay, all right
37:32Excuse me ladies
37:34Thank you. Yeah, welcome moving on from booze and boys. What about like you're successful? You're interesting, right?
37:42Right your acting history is pretty successful. I mean you were thank you on the mistletones, which is pretty cool
37:47You have an imdb you like you accomplished a lot of people dreams. You were on broadway. Yeah
37:52I think she's more accomplished than a lot of us
37:57What
38:00Can I ask you what you just said you said britney's a great actress and that's nice
38:05You're standing up for her and then the last thing you said was frankly britney's more accomplished than most of the people just table
38:12Yeah, I heard that that's weird
38:17Why would you say one of us is more accomplished than the other like i've been in five or six businesses. I'm talking about like she has more people than that you do
38:26I have design awards and all kinds of other things one at a time
38:32I don't even know how we're defining success, but it's comical that the thought of britney having more than them drives them crazy
38:39I'm not saying anything other than like she doesn't she's not like a lonely house mouse that doesn't have anything on her resume
38:46I was called dumb today
38:49You're delusional it's like the lights are on but no one's home
38:53The lights are home
38:55You don't even know what that means i that's how much they're wow not oh you're getting low angie it's true you're calling me stupid
39:04Everyone here it's like loves to pile on britney and the truth is she doesn't like sit here
39:09Okay, so you're her mouthpiece
39:15You think i'm her mouthpiece i'm not trying to be i don't want to fight with you guys over britney well you do
39:21You seem to go real hard
39:23I do not like the pylons on britney it's the lowest com denominator like she's
39:29Trying to be a good sport while the bullies are stealing her lunch money
39:38Why don't you come to your own rescue i do
39:41At some point she's got to stand up herself i know wait wait heather we're asking lisa to step back and allow meredith to communicate
39:51And find her voice with friends
39:53There's times where you're really hurt
39:56But you haven't been able to say like this is how you're making me feel
40:00And you've got lisa trying to tell people how you feel but it's not the same and you're trying to tell everyone how britney feels or how they
40:08I didn't
40:09And it's the mother in you and you need to allow britney to find her voice in the group right and kind of like fight her own battles
40:16Let her figure it out with meredith let meredith figure it out with everyone else without lisa stepping in
40:22No no i think there's a big difference between what heather does for britney and the underdog versus what lisa does for meredith
40:29You guys just i haven't even said what the it is yet shut up you shut the up don't ever talk like
40:35That to me again stop right now i love you but just stop that was an accident that was not on purpose
40:41Look hold my hand because that's the only way just give me seven seconds
40:44No but don't talk to me like that seven it was an accident it's fine i'll buy a new one
40:50Seven i just don't like you guys telling me what to do and what not to do i don't
40:54Like it if i want to stand up for her i will stand up for her
40:57I didn't say anything yet and you're assuming what i'm gonna
41:01Excuse me
41:02Unfortunately the restaurant will be good
41:05Oh lord
41:06So thank you so much for your visit
41:07Thank you so much
41:08Okay
41:09Thank you
41:10Thank you
41:11And get out
41:13I want to tell you like
41:14I never in a million years thought i was going to form a friendship
41:17We have to go now
41:17We have to go now
41:19And there's a lot of
41:21He is he is kicking us out
41:22I'm sorry you have to go now
41:26He is kicking us out
41:28This is my country sir
41:29Sorry but this this one is close my lady
41:37This is embarrassing first we get kicked out of the spa
41:40And now we're getting kicked out of a restaurant
41:42We need to get out
41:43Get out
41:44I'm so sorry
41:45I mean Greeks party until the sun comes up
41:48And we're getting kicked out of a restaurant
41:50Like it's bad
41:51Okay wow
41:53I'm sorry
41:53This is embarrassing
41:54This is loud
41:55I have never
41:56Please don't forget your stuff
41:57Don't come back
41:59I don't mind coming
42:00I'm leaving
42:02I don't mind coming back
42:04Let's get out of here
42:05I've never been kicked out of a Greek restaurant
42:08In my life
42:09That was so embarrassing
42:10Next time on the season finale of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
42:21My cousin lives in Greece
42:24Meredith said to me
42:27What did you guys talk about at lunch yesterday?
42:31You sold me out
42:32And I don't know who the you're gonna use next
42:34We can't even tell Meredith we feel like something's wrong
42:36We also love her
42:38And don't want to hurt her
42:38You tell her that too then
42:39Don't say her kicking around there
42:41I have one question
42:44What is there to talk about?
42:45What is there to talk about?
42:46My cousin lives in Greece
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