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00:00Slay-cation!
00:14Good morning, queens.
00:16Are you ready to slay?
00:19Slay!
00:20Ladies!
00:23Let's give God the glory glory,
00:25because I, Alyssa Edwards,
00:27am your cruise director.
00:30Now get out!
00:31Tessa!
00:32Tessa Marie!
00:34Tessa!
00:35Tessa!
00:36Tessa Marie!
00:37Alyssa Edwards comes in
00:39like she's the fucking drag drill surgeon.
00:42Get out!
00:43Make your bed,
00:44and get downstairs!
00:46Up in the morning with the rise and the shine!
00:48Up in the morning with the rise and the shine!
00:50What is this?
00:51I haven't seen her cook the whole week,
00:52but she'll wake up each up,
00:53she will pick up a band.
00:55Rise and shine!
00:57Fierce up!
00:58Hold the hell up!
00:59Mm-mm!
01:00What the hell are you doing in my band, Fierce?
01:02Get your ass up now!
01:05This is a lot.
01:06Get up!
01:07I'm gonna need like 10 more minutes.
01:14Wake it up!
01:15Wake it up!
01:16Wake it up!
01:17Wake it up!
01:18Wake it up!
01:19You're not skipping the call time today, Tessa!
01:24You better get your ass down here, Tessa!
01:26Oh, I will.
01:27Come on, Fierce!
01:28You was very fierce last night at 1 in the morning
01:30having a party breaking lips and shit.
01:32So I'm gonna see how fierce you are today.
01:34My night got buck wild.
01:36The kitchen, the house has been turned up
01:39and turned upside down.
01:41Let's clean this shit up.
01:42Alright.
01:43I don't know what these girls do when I go to bed,
01:45but they're leaving a fucking mess every single night.
01:47Whoever drank the glass should clean the glass.
01:50Don't talk about Fierce Luscious like that.
01:54It was me, Canada.
01:55I drank all this liquor.
01:57It wasn't me.
01:58I was laying in my bed, sleep.
02:00Okay, yesterday was a good day, Fierce.
02:03It was a fun day.
02:04You're welcome, ladies.
02:05But today, I am the new cruise director,
02:07so welcome to the S.S. Slaycation.
02:10Yes.
02:12Today, I have a very exciting day.
02:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:15We just received a performance song, y'all.
02:17Oh.
02:18Oh.
02:19Let's have a listen.
02:20Okay.
02:21We're Snow Sisters.
02:23You go, sister, into the end.
02:25Snow Sisters.
02:27We're sisters.
02:29Look at me, that glamour is, yeah.
02:32Come on, Miss Silky.
02:33Start us off.
02:34Work.
02:35I do start the track off right, if I may say so myself.
02:40Pretty good, though.
02:41Oh, ladies, that was good.
02:44Yeah, that's nice.
02:45Okay.
02:46That's real nice.
02:47Alyssa Edwards, instructor for the gods,
02:50when it comes to dance,
02:51will you teach us the actual choreography for the performance?
02:55Listen, my dance company, Beyond Belief Dance Company,
02:59hasn't been on America's Got Talent twice.
03:01It's a Netflix series, Top 10 Studios of the South for no reason.
03:06I would love to maybe share some movement tips and tricks and ideas.
03:11I love that.
03:12And after a wild night, I think it makes sense for us to get our blood a-flowing.
03:16Right.
03:17And bodies a-moving.
03:18Let's go.
03:19Because we have to do this live.
03:20We have to do this live.
03:21Okay.
03:22Meaning there's gonna be a live audience.
03:23Have you ever performed live for a live audience?
03:25I-I'm not-I'm not reading.
03:27I'm just asking.
03:28I don't know.
03:29Why me?
03:30I'm asking everybody.
03:31Have you?
03:32I know she has.
03:33I've been to her show.
03:34She did her first show with me.
03:37And guess what that was?
03:38Global All Stars.
03:39I've seen it live.
03:40Yes, I have.
03:41Okay.
03:42So everybody go upstairs, put on your active wear,
03:45and let's come down here to slay today.
03:47Now hit it.
03:50Oh my God.
03:51Oh!
03:52Turn up.
03:56Oh, y'all gonna have to have better energy than that walking into this class.
03:59We're getting ready for this live performance.
04:02We've gotta start getting the wheels a-turning.
04:04So, ready?
04:05We're gonna do ten jumping jacks.
04:06Five, six, seven, one, two, three.
04:11So I thought I was on vacation.
04:12I didn't think I would wake up and be doing jumping jacks.
04:15Is this a dance class or preparation for the military?
04:18I'm already sweating, and it's not even 8 a.m.
04:27Good job, lady!
04:29Woo!
04:30Bitch, I'm a little tired, but I ain't gonna let these hoes know.
04:34I know this is hard to believe.
04:35I was a very shy, introverted little kid, but I discovered dance.
04:39I went to my very first dance class at eight years old,
04:42and dance gave me a whole world to believe in.
04:45I knew at 18 that I would do this for the rest of my life.
04:47Now, I'm excited for Miss Alyssa to turn us, though,
04:49because she is a fierce choreographer
04:51who owns her own dance companies.
04:53Now, some people are more comfortable, Nikki, in their heels.
04:55It allows to connect with the drag.
04:57Fierce, look at me right here.
04:59Right here, oh.
05:01You know, I wanna feel my shirt.
05:03I got my wig on.
05:04All right, ready? Follow along.
05:05Let's start with our feet together.
05:06We're gonna put our right arm down, and you're gonna look.
05:09More energy with that, Silky.
05:10I want you to push that on there, honey.
05:13Now, if you can do this, watch me.
05:15Take your right leg and just swing it around naturally.
05:17Don't overthink it.
05:19Your right leg, honey.
05:21Oh, the other way.
05:22Can you move over?
05:23Because you're in her spot.
05:24Okay?
05:25Bam!
05:26We relax.
05:27And long neck.
05:28Yes, thank you for your ass.
05:29Surprisingly, everybody's doing well.
05:31I'm next to Fierce,
05:32and Fierce haven't knocked me over this banister yet.
05:35Y'all bitches can move.
05:37Okay.
05:38We have a good influencer.
05:40Let me find out I'm about to be a manager of a girl group, babe.
05:42We got to take this show on the road.
05:44I'm ready for Alyssa's choreography music video Extraordinaire.
05:54Take your time.
05:55Work this music.
05:57Ready?
05:58Hold up.
05:59Here we go.
06:00Five, six, seven, go.
06:03Get ready for the march.
06:04Energy.
06:05Sell it.
06:06Come on, ladies.
06:08Follow me now.
06:09Pick it up.
06:10Tessa, come on, Silky.
06:11Everybody come in tight.
06:12Hold.
06:13Don't move.
06:14I love it.
06:15Girls, give yourselves a hand.
06:17Oh.
06:18That was fun.
06:20We ate.
06:21We ate.
06:22We ate.
06:23We ate.
06:24We ate.
06:25We ate.
06:26We ate.
06:27We ate.
06:29All right, come in tight.
06:34Hold.
06:36Don't move.
06:38I love it.
06:40Girls, give yourselves a hand.
06:42Whoo!
06:43That was fun.
06:45We ate.
06:46We ate.
06:48We're moving on to our activity.
06:50So, put on your warm clothes.
06:52I'm not telling you what we're doing.
06:54You'll find out on the bus.
06:55You've got five minutes.
06:56Go!
06:57All right, let's hit it.
07:04I just want to tell y'all we're going to do another
07:07competitive athletic adventure.
07:10Okay.
07:11It will be team-oriented.
07:12Can we know what it is?
07:14Listen, I don't even know what it is.
07:16If you want to know, it's called curling.
07:18Curling.
07:20Ooh, I'm excited for curling.
07:23I've never tried curling before, but I am a Canadian.
07:25I know it's one of our sports.
07:27Come on, ladies.
07:28Let's all take your time.
07:29Get on the ice.
07:30Hold hands.
07:31I'm from the south of France.
07:32Mediterranean sees what I know.
07:33The ice, don't know, don't care.
07:35Oh, okay.
07:36This is nice.
07:37I'm going to have to learn real quick,
07:38because I need a sash.
07:39Don't start acting up.
07:40You're going to get a crack school.
07:42And a mobile.
07:43Now, fierce.
07:44I'm going to show you how fierce these hands are in a minute, honey.
07:47I got a world tour to get to, so mama can't be breaking no bones.
07:51Oh, we got the professionals.
07:53Thank God.
07:54I'm John Epping, professional curler, top ten in the world right now.
07:58Oh, wow.
07:59You're the top in the world?
08:01Also the first openly gay curler in Canada.
08:04Oh.
08:05I guess, thank you.
08:06Yes, yes, yes.
08:07My name is Greg Smith.
08:08I am not top ten in the world.
08:11But you are gay.
08:12He walked so I could jog, is what he did.
08:15Oh, we love that.
08:16We played against the national championship as the first two openly queer skips that played.
08:20And I was a former drag queen.
08:22My name was Dolores Clitoris.
08:25Oh.
08:26Are you related to Miss Testicle over here?
08:29Period.
08:30Well, welcome, Dolores.
08:32Work, honey.
08:34We're going to do a quick demo.
08:35You're going to reach down and grab the stone or the rock.
08:38Lift your hips up in the air.
08:39You're going to bring everything back.
08:41And then you're going to a nice low lunge.
08:44Oh.
08:47Clock that tee.
08:48She's from Canada.
08:49She should know how to do this.
08:51This is your national sport.
08:52I thought hockey was.
08:54Please, curling.
08:55Oh.
08:56It's heavy.
08:57It's 42 pounds.
08:58Okay, okay, okay.
08:59Now, push.
09:00Woo-hoo!
09:02Woo-hoo!
09:03I feel like I could do this professionally.
09:04I'm gliding.
09:06Amazing form.
09:07Fierce was fierce.
09:09Who knows?
09:10I might have a future in curling.
09:11I have never seen someone curl in this, and I can't wait.
09:14I decided to do the whole activity with my fur coat.
09:18Because you know a queen has to look fabulous.
09:20The Nikki doll!
09:21I didn't think that I was as pretty as I am.
09:24Okay, Miss Alyssa!
09:25Okay, Miss Alyssa!
09:26Okay, Miss Alyssa!
09:27Now, flip!
09:28Yes!
09:29Pose!
09:30Pose!
09:31Pose!
09:32Pose!
09:33I'm a queen!
09:34Two teams will take turns sliding stones across the ice, aiming to land them closest to the target.
09:47The MVP curl queen will be decided by the winning team's professional curler.
09:54Oh!
09:55Oh!
09:56Oh!
09:57So y'all got the final decision.
09:58Okay.
09:59This is Barry the RuPaul.
10:00The final decision will be mine.
10:02Good luck, you already done fucked it up.
10:04She ate.
10:05Everybody's gonna pick a ball out of the bag, and that's gonna determine which team you're
10:11gonna play on today.
10:13Silky, we'll start with you.
10:14Come on, Silk!
10:15Come on, Big Silk!
10:16Come on, Big Silk!
10:17I want the good milk.
10:18I want the good milk.
10:19I want to be with you too, Greg.
10:21And I'm with Greg.
10:23I am Team John!
10:26It makes sense you're top ten in the world, and I'm the queen of the world.
10:30I'm Team Greg.
10:31Aw, good choice.
10:32Greg, you're my new drug mama.
10:34The sash responsibility is on you now.
10:36Here we go.
10:37I'm on Team Greg.
10:38Aw, bring it in, bring it in, bring it in.
10:40That makes us Team John!
10:42A nice strategic team.
10:45Me, Nikki, and Xana.
10:47However, we done left Alyssa over there with that hot mess express.
10:52When we win, Alyssa will be the only person without a sash.
10:55Cause if not, you're gonna be the only person without a sash.
10:58Yes!
10:59I can do that.
11:00You have to have a sash.
11:01I'm winning for Nikki today.
11:02As we speak, we have everybody in the house besides Alyssa Edwards and myself with at least one sash.
11:10Tessa is leading with three.
11:12We have Xana with two.
11:14Fierce-alicious with one.
11:15Silky with one.
11:16However I can, I will get the sash.
11:19Come on!
11:20Get me number four!
11:22On the right hand.
11:23Sweet!
11:24Boop!
11:25Tessa, sweet!
11:26Yes!
11:27Yes!
11:28Yes!
11:29Yeah!
11:30Oh my God!
11:31Oh my God!
11:32Oh my God!
11:33That's why I got three sashes that these other bitches don't.
11:35You got three sashes right now?
11:36Going on four.
11:37Boom!
11:38Shaka-laka-laka-boom!
11:39Shaka-laka-laka-boom!
11:40It's not over yet!
11:41It's not over!
11:42Not too much, Miss Thing.
11:43We're not worried!
11:48Hit it! Hit it!
11:56We got you. Gotcha.
11:58You're not gonna get a new sash.
12:00When you sweep, make sure that it's kind of like jerking off.
12:03Like most of it is in your right hand.
12:07Girl, when I'm sleeping, I'm gonna straight up hit the rock.
12:10I'm plotting, and I'm scheming, and I have a little sabotage on my mind.
12:16We only have one day left here.
12:19I'm most likely not gonna win three or more sashes to beat Tessa.
12:24So why not let the only other Canadian here take that crown?
12:30You got it, your little sir.
12:32Come on, Alyssa. We got this. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
12:37She's kidding.
12:38Oh, she touched it.
12:39I hit it by accident, sorry.
12:40She touched it.
12:41Eat her.
12:42You cannot touch the rock with the brute.
12:44Sorry.
12:45You had one job.
12:46I slipped.
12:47Alyssa is gooped and gagged, but I play it off like a little traitor that I am.
12:51Don't worry, we got the next one, we got the next one, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
12:54Oh, okay.
12:55Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt!
12:57What's the strategy?
12:58The strategy is you keep your eye on the rock and don't touch it, Miss Thing.
13:01I slipped.
13:02That's good.
13:03That plays.
13:04Fierce, don't touch this one.
13:05Sweet!
13:06Sweet!
13:07Move!
13:08Bitch, I'm gonna hit you.
13:09She touched it.
13:10Why'd you do that?
13:11It was...
13:12Pierce, are you fucking kidding?
13:13Why'd you do that?
13:14Girl, I was going in.
13:15Can we go back to real game now?
13:16Do you know the people that can follow the rules?
13:17I don't know what's going on, but I'm not gonna ask no question.
13:18Because I'm getting closer and closer to the sash.
13:19Fierce!
13:20Go!
13:21Watch out, watch out!
13:22Yeah!
13:23Okay, sweep this one, sweep this one.
13:24Go!
13:25That's fine, that's fine.
13:26Okay, Fierce, this is your redemption.
13:27Okay, I got you guys.
13:28Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
13:33Watch out! Watch out!
13:35Yo!
13:36Okay, sweep this one. Sweep this one.
13:38Go!
13:39That's fine. That's fine.
13:41Okay, Fierce, this is your redemption.
13:43Okay, I got you guys.
13:45Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
13:50Come on!
13:53Tessa just threw her stick across the arena.
13:58I slipped!
14:00You're gonna owe the Curly Club a new broom?
14:04Just damn.
14:05Bitch, I'm so close to whooping your ass.
14:08Oh, Lord, she's gonna put hands on me again. Here we go.
14:12I smell!
14:13The Edward dolls have been sabotaged.
14:15Sabotaged.
14:21I am the biggest villain of Canada's drag race.
14:24You know what she's trying to do?
14:25She's trying to make me not win.
14:27So Zanna has a shot, so it goes to Canada.
14:29What do you mean?
14:30Yeah.
14:31I clocked your shit.
14:32It was an accident.
14:33I'm so sorry.
14:34Embarrassing.
14:35Baby, Fierce-alicious was not playing the game.
14:40Fierce-alicious was playing me.
14:42Sweep! Sweep!
14:44Come on, Dana.
14:45Oh, she got this, she got this.
14:46You're good.
14:47You're good.
14:48You're good.
14:49We got it, baby.
14:50Thanks, guys.
14:51First time I ever lost to Greg Smith.
14:52We didn't lose.
14:53We were bamboozled.
14:54Team Sash!
14:55We won!
14:56Oh, my God.
14:57Congratulations, Team Greg.
14:58Thank you, Dolores.
14:59Oh, no problem, babe.
15:00No problem.
15:01And now you can present your team with their winning sashes.
15:03I won another sash.
15:04And the blue one to your MVP.
15:05I don't get the MVP.
15:06Girl, just take your sash.
15:07I'm the team captain, and I led us to V3, and I don't get MVP.
15:08Nikki, Dahl, you are the MVP of tonight.
15:09You were incredible.
15:10Thank you so much, my love.
15:11Nikki was crowned MVP, condragulations, but we know who the real MVP was.
15:28I am the Curl Queen.
15:31She's on the tour.
15:34She's on the top!
15:36She's on the top!
15:41This truck cannot move one inch further
15:44without congratulating Miss Nikki the Nikki.
15:46She's the MVP.
15:48She got her sash.
15:49I am living.
15:51We almost could have got a sash today,
15:53but Fierce was really fierce.
15:55I never would have thought that you were gonna lose
15:57so another bitch would lose.
15:59Between Tessa sabotaging me in the donut game,
16:01halfway in I realized if I was just gonna boot
16:03all these other bitches I was gonna win.
16:05The villain of Germany.
16:06And her pushing me in the face.
16:08Tessa, stop touching me again.
16:10There is no way I'm gonna let her become the sash queen.
16:13You pushed me in the face, and now I just pushed your chance
16:15of getting a crown out of the way.
16:16You know what, bitch? I'ma push a lot more.
16:18Karma's a bitch.
16:19You're damn lucky that you can still walk
16:21on both of those dangly-ass legs
16:24because I would have broke both of your legs, bitch.
16:27Tessa is losing her mind.
16:29This is war, bitch.
16:30Tessa, this is too much.
16:31Not to change the surgery or whatnot.
16:33Alyssa, what else we got planned for today?
16:35I think it's only appropriate that we're here
16:37for a couple more nights.
16:38We have a lovely night out on the town.
16:40Ooh!
16:41Are we gonna have a great time in Kenmore,
16:43Rockies, Canada?
16:44I think so.
16:45I want this dinner to be beautiful and special,
16:48so I want everybody to come dressed to impress
16:50in your sparkles and shines.
16:52Tonight, I might just scrub up a little for Alyssa.
16:57Santa, do you wanna talk for a moment?
16:59Yeah, let's talk.
17:00Let's chat.
17:01All right.
17:02I feel like there's been some unnecessary tension
17:04the entire time we've been here.
17:06I won one of the hardest challenges ever done by directors.
17:08You won Snatch Game by default
17:09because everybody else was so bad.
17:10That's what happens.
17:11You win because everyone else loses, babe.
17:13You haven't upset me.
17:14It's been annoying, but...
17:15You seem upset.
17:16The last few days, the girls have been telling me
17:18to just sit down with Santa and just hash things out.
17:21I'm cheering for you to get to know her.
17:23Would you consider taking her to your side
17:26and really lay out all the cards?
17:28So, I'm gonna take this opportunity not to do that.
17:31The past few days, I've gone to know you better,
17:34and I kinda just wanna, like, squash this between us.
17:38Our beef.
17:39Our little feud.
17:40Yeah.
17:41We are very similar.
17:42I wouldn't say very similar.
17:44We're very stubborn girls.
17:46We like to fight.
17:47But maybe a little bit.
17:48Seeing you on Canada's Drag Race,
17:50like, you were just very negative all the time.
17:52Mm-hmm.
17:53And mean.
17:54Your wardrobe malfunctioned
17:55literally malfunctioned on that runway.
17:56You know what?
17:57No point in this fucking competition
17:59have I ever tried to make you feel low.
18:02And every single time I'm feeling good about myself,
18:05you try to bring me down.
18:07I guess I didn't come into this with an open mind
18:10and didn't allow you to, you know,
18:14show other sides to yourself before I judged you.
18:16Mm-hmm.
18:17She's really not that bad.
18:19And that is also why now I want you
18:22to become the sash queen.
18:24Who knows?
18:25Maybe we can blossom this into a beautiful friendship.
18:28I would rather keep the crown in Canada.
18:30I agree.
18:31Canada's Drag Race and the alumni that we have,
18:33it's a very small group,
18:35and it's important for us to all foster
18:36amazing relationships with each other.
18:38We need to stick together.
18:44All right, let's go.
18:45And get dressed to the 90s.
18:51We're gonna enjoy us a nice dinner
18:54on the Canmore Town.
18:56Category is best dressed to impress.
19:00Oh!
19:03Baby, the other girls are gonna come out here
19:05and all they glitter and rhinestones,
19:07and I'ma come out here like old school money.
19:11Rich on tea.
19:15Oh, designer, expensive.
19:18I am serving you leather, vinyl, rhinestone.
19:23Right for France.
19:25Look at how dashing a debonair.
19:32For a little glitter on the titties
19:34and the little mesh number,
19:36it'll always work.
19:3710s across the board.
19:39Okay!
19:41This suit is glamorous.
19:43It's rhinestone to filth,
19:44and tonight is the perfect night
19:46to pull it out of the closet.
19:48Look at this.
19:49Oh, she got the memo and the message.
19:52Last but certainly not least,
19:56it is delicious.
19:58Be fierce-alicious!
20:01It's giving kind.
20:04The fits are fitting,
20:06and I know it's gonna be a good time.
20:12I'm in damn Red Bottoms.
20:13Is this the...
20:14Oh, my...
20:15The glamour ain't can more.
20:18Baby, we walked into this restaurant
20:20like we had trust funds.
20:22Okay.
20:23All right, Snow Sisters.
20:24Well, welcome to Blake's.
20:25Ladies, before our main courses come...
20:27Yep.
20:28I do wanna open the table
20:30if there's anything you all would like to resolve.
20:37Tonight is the perfect night
20:38to clear the air and the energy in the room.
20:41Me and Santa did have a talk today,
20:43and I think we're good now.
20:44Oh, yeah.
20:45But Tessa, I haven't got a chance
20:46to talk with you yet.
20:48I know we've kind of been butting heads a little bit
20:50the past few days.
20:52And, you know, I do appreciate you apologizing
20:55to me the other day.
20:56I just needed, like, a bit of time for myself
20:58just to process my own emotions.
21:00I don't wanna leave this vacation
21:02with resentment towards you
21:03because I do love you as a sister.
21:05Thank you for giving me grace,
21:07because even on my best day,
21:08I'm still a work in progress.
21:10I admire a lot of parts about you.
21:13The way you just conquered the world
21:15with such fearlessness needs to be applauded,
21:17so thank you for that.
21:19You know, conflict and resolve
21:21is the ebb and flow of sisterhood,
21:23so I'm happy to close this chapter
21:25with fierce and licious.
21:27Come here, baby. I love you.
21:28Aw, we love that.
21:29And now they can love each other as brothers.
21:31I love it.
21:32It's a little late for this shit
21:34because they've been ruining event
21:37after event
21:39after event
21:41after event
21:43There's the door.
21:44Deuces.
21:45But you know what?
21:46We finally made it here.
21:47What better way to do it
21:49than over dinner and drinks?
21:50We're gonna kick it into overdrive
21:52and play a good game of
21:54Never Have I Ever.
21:56Oh.
21:57Uh-oh.
21:58Girl, I'm gonna win again.
21:59I have done literally everything
22:01and everyone.
22:02All right.
22:03Never Have I Ever
22:05been caught having sex.
22:07Oh, yeah.
22:08His wife came home.
22:10I didn't know he was married.
22:12Never Have I Ever
22:14role-played in bed.
22:16I have a funny story.
22:18Okay, you know my, um,
22:20my underwater sea creature?
22:21She's serving bottom
22:23of the ocean!
22:25Oh!
22:26With my ex,
22:28I put it on once.
22:29Oh, freaky.
22:30Freaky, cheers.
22:31It was crazy.
22:32Were you on top of him
22:33or he was on top of the monster?
22:34Did you do it for you
22:35or did you do it for him?
22:36For both of us.
22:37Work, bitch.
22:38Overall,
22:39a pleasant experience.
22:41Never Have I Ever
22:43faked an orgasm.
22:45I think we all did that, right?
22:46Oh, yeah.
22:47Faked an orgasm.
22:48I got so bored.
22:49How can y'all fake an orgasm?
22:51Girl, how would you know
22:52if he said,
22:53baby, I'm so sorry.
22:54I got it all on me.
22:55I need to clean up.
22:56You was everything.
22:57You would be like,
22:58okay, thank you, baby.
22:59This got me questioning
23:00a few things, y'all.
23:01Uh-oh.
23:02Okay, here we go.
23:03Ready?
23:04Never have I ever
23:05sent a dirty text
23:06to the wrong person.
23:07There was this time
23:08my homegirl
23:09knew I was going
23:10to my trades
23:11and I was supposed to text her
23:12when I'm leaving.
23:13Well, I text.
23:15Girl, he done sucked the soul out of me
23:18and realized that I sent it to him.
23:20Shit, I ain't done half the things
23:21that these ladies have done.
23:23Excuse me,
23:24can I have everyone's attention, please?
23:26For those of you that live under a rock,
23:28my name is Alyssa Edwards,
23:29also known as Justin Johnson.
23:31And I am a dance teacher
23:33and I would love for all of you
23:35to share a dance with us.
23:36Oh, God.
23:37One thing Miss Alyssa gonna do,
23:38she know how to get the people up.
23:40Come on, come on, come on.
23:41What is your name?
23:42Denise.
23:43Denise, very nice to meet you.
23:44I'm Justin.
23:45You coming?
23:46All right.
23:47We're about to date.
23:48It's time to have us a gay old time.
23:49We're gonna do a little bit
23:50of the electric slide so far.
23:51Look, come on, Denise.
23:52It's about to be a ball.
23:53Five, six, seven, eight.
23:55One, two, three, clap.
23:57One, two, three, clap.
23:59Baby, we are having the best time of our life.
24:12Cheers to you all.
24:14Next time on the season finale
24:16of Slaycation.
24:18Y'all thought I was gonna be
24:19a gentle cruise director.
24:20Think again.
24:21Stock sledding.
24:22No way!
24:24Yes!
24:25I'm scared.
24:31Feels a little dangerous the day of the show.
24:33What if I break a hip before performing?
24:36I don't care to be the leader,
24:37so Nikki, you love to be,
24:38so do that for you.
24:39Girl, I can't with this.
24:41You're looking like you're bothered.
24:42I'm just, I'm not gonna be seen.
24:43Your energy is up.
24:44But you are gonna be seen.
24:45You're on the station with me.
24:46I'm not sure what this performance
24:47is gonna be like tonight.
24:48I'm not sure what this performance
24:49is gonna be like tonight.
24:50Make some noise for the Queen's
24:51off vacation season.
24:53Go!
24:54Let's go!
24:55Let's go!
25:24Go!
25:25Go!
25:26Go!
25:27Go!
25:28Go!
25:29Go!
25:30Go!
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