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Palm Royale - Season 2 Episode 8 -
Maxine Hits the Slopes
Maxine Hits the Slopes
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01:29Here she is, Mrs. Rawlins, freshly bathed for her journey.
01:35Thank you, Lottie.
01:36You've been incredibly kind.
01:38A mother at long last.
01:42Auf Wiedersehen, Penelope.
01:45May you have a blessed future.
01:59General Harrison's eggnog.
02:07Bourbon, neat, whole milk.
02:13Grootsy pals, that's hello in Switzerland.
02:16Grasshopper, Danka.
02:18Prepare to leave your Palm Beach worries at the door
02:23and become newer, better European versions of ourselves on the Continental Continent.
02:29Are you ready to capture Norma and throw her in a dark hole forever and ever, amen?
02:33What happened to leaving our troubles at the door?
02:35This isn't an ordinary trouble.
02:36This is a tripart mission.
02:38One, avenge my sister.
02:39Two, get you out of the basement of the FBI.
02:42And three, give you a lights-out explosive headline that's bound to win to a Pulitzer.
02:47Three stones.
02:48One, identity thieving, murderous.
02:50It is all rather thrilling.
02:52Maybe some time away might give me a fresh career perspective.
02:56Nothing like some alpine air and an international woman hunt to clear the mind.
03:02Evelyn, listen, I want...
03:04Oh, okay.
03:04I wanted to thank you as my conservatress for coming with me on this Swiss sojourn.
03:09I'm not coming abroad with you.
03:11I'm coming abroad with my gorgeous husband, right, darling?
03:14A perfect opportunity for a late honeymoon.
03:17Son, ski, me.
03:18It'll be nice to take a break from the stress of the business.
03:23What stress of the business?
03:25Oh, look.
03:26It's the incubator waddling in for a landing.
03:28Oh, everyone, clear the path.
03:30Make sure there's no tripping hazards here.
03:32VIP, very important passenger, coming through.
03:35Shut the fuck up, Maxine.
03:36Please, hold the sauce, sister.
03:38I'm just trying to help you out.
03:39Like when you played dead and haunted me?
03:42I could kill you.
03:43I really could.
03:43Are we about to have an incident?
03:46No.
03:46No incident.
03:47Because any incident you cause will be cause for ejection.
03:51As a decorated airman, you have my solemn aircrew vow that there will be no cause for ejection between my ex-wife and my wife.
03:59You?
04:00A pilot?
04:01Yes, ma'am.
04:02I proudly flew the Dallas-Cleveland-Atlanta route for 20 solid years.
04:06Oh, big ma.
04:08Yeah, big ma.
04:09Yeah, big ma.
04:11Good afternoon.
04:12Good afternoon, Rick ma.
04:13String pillows.
04:14Douglas, I think the air hostesses are making fun of you.
04:18Bula and Bula were big men too once.
04:23In the war.
04:24In the war, we were huge men.
04:27We were fighter pilots.
04:28Now we're back to doing women's work pushing vorm nuts.
04:32Only good part of every speech layover is taking Bula's plane for a spin.
04:37I dock it at our sister Sheila's chalet villa that rip.
04:44Where's the bathroom?
04:45In the rear.
04:46Ooh.
04:47Take your seats.
04:50Go ahead.
04:51Is there anything about me in there?
05:03What are you doing here?
05:04For your informazione, we are on a secret mission.
05:08Patch Post is threatening to spread a rumor that I'm Nixon's parable.
05:12And my only salvation from societal ruin is the dim hope that Axel has some bejeweled eggs stuffed in a safety deposit box.
05:21The Black Widow and her mustachioed man on an international gambit full of intrigue and jewels and scandal?
05:28Why you two are the Jenna and James Bond of Palm Beach?
05:31When you put it in those Maximian terms, that's a spirit.
05:36Let's take off!
05:37It's not my decision.
05:42It's not my decision.
06:07It's not my decision.
06:08It's not my decision.
06:09It's not my decision.
06:10It's not my decision.
06:11It's not my decision.
06:12It's not my decision.
06:13It's not my decision.
06:14It's not my decision.
06:15It's not my decision.
06:16It's not my decision.
06:17It's not my decision.
06:18It's not my decision.
06:19It's not my decision.
06:20It's not my decision.
06:21It's not my decision.
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06:24It's not my decision.
06:25It's not my decision.
06:26It's not my decision.
06:27It's not my decision.
06:28It's not my decision.
06:29It's not my decision.
06:30It's not my decision.
06:31It's not my decision.
06:32It's not my decision.
06:33It's not my decision.
06:34Did you visit your portrait?
06:49I still don't understand how it's possible.
06:52Switzerland is how.
06:54It never takes sides in the who's who and the what's what of the world.
06:58And it's more than happy to oblige the wealth and whims of one of its greatest families.
07:03Of which you are now legally a member.
07:08Yes, but a painting doesn't make me a telecorpore, Norma.
07:13In Switzerland, names are given, names are taken.
07:18And now, you have one of the most powerful, my son.
07:28Pardon me, ma'am.
07:30Oh.
07:30Is this he taken?
07:32Where's Mitzi?
07:33Oh, she's in the bathroom again.
07:38That is quite a spiffy travel coat.
07:40Oh, yeah.
07:41The delacorte ski jacket.
07:43I always wore it when I, uh...
07:45Went skiing?
07:47Yeah.
07:49It's kind of like old times, huh?
07:53You and me, up in the clouds.
07:55I can't stop thinking about you.
08:06Douglas.
08:07Stop.
08:09I'm not gonna do to Mitzi what she did to me.
08:11Okay, look, here's what I'm thinking.
08:15Once the baby comes and we free up the money, then I'll divorce Mitzi.
08:21I'll put her up someplace really nice.
08:24And you and I can get remarried.
08:26And I'll be a father.
08:27And as long as you're okay with having someone else's kid in our life, then...
08:34We could have it all.
08:36Yeah.
08:37The money, the name, the house.
08:40Well, maybe not the house.
08:42Unless you want to shack up with a robber.
08:43Speaking of that...
08:48There's something I want to tell you.
08:52Gosh, how do I say this?
08:54Norma isn't Norma.
08:56Her real name is Agnes, and she's an imposter.
08:59So it's not really her house to give away in the first place.
09:01Hey, you're talking Swahili here, Max.
09:03Okay, just focus on this.
09:04The house, the money, the fortune...
09:06All of it is...
09:08It's already yours.
09:10I'm sorry, I didn't tell you earlier.
09:14I just didn't...
09:14You didn't want me to squander away the money before you got your half.
09:19No.
09:19God, you know me so well.
09:21I do.
09:25Don't mind me.
09:31Gin and Tommy, please.
09:34What a nice watch, man.
09:36Evelyn got it for me.
09:37Oh.
09:38What was the occasion?
09:41She just loves me.
09:43Of course.
09:47I am sorry about the pickle the murder of my sister put the Pomeroyle in.
09:51That is the least of our worries.
09:55Have a seat.
10:00Worries, you say?
10:03Do tell.
10:03Do tell.
10:03Do tell.
10:03Do tell.
10:10You and me are going to tête-à-tête.
10:16Tête-à-tête.
10:17It's French.
10:18For even though you have a bun in that oven, Douglas most certainly did not do the baking.
10:23In fact, I think a certain alligator wrangler's spermatozoa is multiplying in that tiny uterus of yours, even as we speak.
10:29Your French stinks.
10:31They say a picture speaks a thousand words.
10:35I'm a very popular face in Palm Beach.
10:38Lots of men have my picture.
10:39I see.
10:40And do you love lots of men in Palm Beach forever and ever?
10:46Either I blow the lid off this joint, or you give me half that baby money when the kid is born.
10:50I can't give you half the baby trust because Douglas already promised it to Maxine.
10:58Much to my chagrin.
11:00Chagrin?
11:00That's French for leave me the fuck alone.
11:11No.
11:12Come here often?
11:13Why the smug mug?
11:15Little birdie told me you might be having some problems with the old IRS.
11:18Well, it seems little birdies are in season because one just told me you're about to come into scads of money once Mitzi pops out her nugget.
11:25Yes, well, your little birdie tweets truth.
11:27And maybe I could send some of those scads over to the IRS on your behalf.
11:34Out with the if, I sniff.
11:36If your business becomes my business.
11:39We're partners at the Palm Royale.
11:42I do believe I have you by the balls, if that's the right saying.
11:46Fine.
11:46Well, it has to be different this time.
11:49No scheming or double dealing.
11:51No secrets.
11:52In that case, um, I, um, I, I may have accidentally...
11:58Stepped out on Eddie.
11:59I know.
11:59I saw the apology watch.
12:00What are you talking about?
12:02Evelyn.
12:03Everyone in Palm Beach knows when someone gives their significant other a fancy piece of jewelry when it is not a birthday or a holiday,
12:09they are indeed saying I'm sorry without saying I'm sorry.
12:13I feel horrible even after giving him the watch.
12:17Take it from me.
12:19Be honest from the start and then move on.
12:22Look at me and Douglas.
12:23Not the best example.
12:25Just do it today.
12:28Please.
12:29Promise.
12:30Promise.
12:31Please, take your seats and strap in.
12:34Things are about to get a little boopy.
12:37Oh, dear.
12:38This hotel has a fascinating history.
12:46First it was a convent, and then it became the Flugenorgon, an all-girls boarding school, before converting to a wartime hospital.
12:52Oh, there's another chapter, Anne.
12:53Don't forget.
12:54When Norma Delacorte, nay, Agnes Housy-whatsit, was boondoggled and hornswoggled.
13:00That's not what boondoggled means.
13:02What's your plan, Gumshoe?
13:03Are you going to storm the lobby and throw a butterfly net over her?
13:06No.
13:07It's kind of funny, huh?
13:08You all travel all the way to the other side of the world for a vacation, and you end up with the exact same people.
13:14That's just how rich people travel.
13:16It's a hurting instinct.
13:17Well, speak for yourself.
13:18I've never been to this hotel.
13:19It was Skeet and his first wife's special place.
13:22I never wanted to go because I didn't want to be haunted by her ghost.
13:25Being haunted's no fun, right, Maxine?
13:27Mitzi, you really must let that go.
13:29Besides, it was Virginia's idea.
13:31Oh, hell no.
13:32I'm not a part of this.
13:34We all just need to move on.
13:36Well, you know what I'm looking forward to the most?
13:40Skiing.
13:41Oh, same here.
13:43We used to play a game at a boarding school called Bum Bum Rush, and we'd get silly on peppermint shops and race down the mountain in our skivvies.
13:52Oh, such a gasp.
13:53I'm right here, Dinah.
13:58There's no need to broadcast your skivvies.
14:01Listen, when we get to the premises, boys, you take all the luggage.
14:04Ladies, we'll fan out and look for Robert.
14:06He's the heart and soul of Palm Beach, and he's never done anything bad to any one of us.
14:12We need to bring our native son home.
14:13Agreed?
14:14All right.
14:14Put the pedal to the metal.
14:15We've got to burn the dog.
14:18Oh, my God!
14:20I'm carrying the car!
14:21I'm carrying the car!
14:22I'm carrying the car!
14:23Oh, he's rolling!
14:24I'm carrying the car!
14:25I'm carrying the car!
14:26We've been expecting you.
14:42Welcome to the phone.
14:44We found him.
14:45Robert.
14:46Maxine thought you'd be stuffed in a dungeon.
14:49Still on your manhunt.
14:50What are you planning to do?
14:52Throw a giant butterfly net over her?
14:55No.
14:56Of course Norma Nia would arrive because of the verification of the baby.
15:00She left a while ago.
15:02I'll be at the bar.
15:04Me too.
15:05She left this for you.
15:11Maxine, by the time you read this, I'll be long gone.
15:16One step ahead of you, as always.
15:19Please enjoy the skiing, hot buttered beer, and our famous
15:23Herb and Hemipfluggen's Swiss kidney chowder.
15:29From my gap year in Leipzig.
15:31Norma was always a fabulous host.
15:33My son, Robert, will see to your every maid.
15:42Son?
15:43Norma was pregnant.
15:47Norma adopted me.
15:49I am now a Delacorte.
15:51Officially.
15:51It's just because you and I had a fight.
15:55Maxine, not everything is about you.
15:57I'm just trying to find a peaceful life.
15:59Norma's not even Norma, you know.
16:01So all of it, the life, the Delacorte mansion, it's not yours.
16:06In fact, it's Douglas's.
16:08Prove it.
16:15You bet your bottom dollar I'm going to prove it.
16:21Her bellwoman Lottie will assist you from here on.
16:24Lottie?
16:25Oh, God.
16:29Auf Wiedersehen.
16:30Oh, that means goodbye.
16:34Lottie, is it?
16:35Um, would you mind directing us to the bank?
16:38Of course.
16:39You just hop on the gondola,
16:41take it all the way to the tippy-top of the mountain,
16:44just above the Hall of Delacorte.
16:46Same old hall.
16:48Well, jerks.
16:50Yes, hi, hi, hi.
16:52I was wondering if the honeymoon suite might be available.
16:56We're at capacity due to Frampus' weekend.
16:59What the hell is Frampus' weekend?
17:02Well, Frampus was Frampus' mistress.
17:04Who's Frampus?
17:06Our Santa Claus, demonic rat bastard.
17:10Frampus was Mr. and Mrs. Frampus' maid.
17:14When Mrs. Frampus found out that she was stooping her husband,
17:18she threw her into the fireplace
17:20and burned her for being a conniving,
17:25lying,
17:29adulteress.
17:31I believe that's yours.
17:33No, it's yours.
17:34Bitch.
17:35Bitch.
17:36Ladies, new plan.
17:39We have to prove that Norma is not Norma.
17:41What?
17:42Find Norma bones?
17:43I don't know.
17:44Just start digging.
17:45I'm not digging for some decades-old identity theft.
17:48This is not going to help my career.
17:49Excuse me, sorry if I don't have a bunch of Russian moles scurrying around.
17:53This is the best we got.
17:53What Russian mole?
17:54Seriously?
17:55Sorry.
17:56Nothing.
17:59Virginia, is this true?
18:00Hey, Max, come on.
18:01It's time to get to the bank.
18:02Okay, just nose around, see what you can sniff out.
18:04Mitzi?
18:05Tick-tock.
18:06We gotta go to the bank.
18:07I'll be there in a minute.
18:08I just need to call my doctor.
18:09Wind from south, 40 knots.
18:10Big storm brinks tomorrow.
18:11Let me guess, wringing your alligator sommelier?
18:12No.
18:13Get on the gondola, bitch.
18:14Evelyn.
18:15Oh, ready to hit the slopes?
18:16Actually, I thought we could do some whore broom decorating.
18:19I'm sorry.
18:20I'm positive I misheard you.
18:21Whore broom decorating?
18:22The locals celebrate for an feast weekend by decorating brooms like women and burning them.
18:25Could be fun.
18:26I'm sorry.
18:27I'm sorry.
18:28I'm sorry.
18:29I'm sorry.
18:30I'm sorry.
18:31I misheard you.
18:32Whore broom decorating?
18:33The locals celebrate for an feast weekend by decorating brooms like women and burning them.
18:40Could be fun.
18:42So fun.
18:47What an asshole.
18:49Now I'm a guest in his hotel?
18:52He has the stones to steal my house.
18:54Our house.
18:55We'll get it back.
18:56We just have to prove Norma isn't Norma.
18:58That crazy old crackerjack.
19:00Can't believe she offed her roommate.
19:03Don't call her crazy, Perry.
19:05That is just a label society puts on women.
19:08Exhibit A, Frampus.
19:10Exhibit B, me.
19:13Match pose threatening me with her smear campaign.
19:16We should just cut, babe.
19:18Head for the hills.
19:19Become Swiss snow people.
19:25But what about the children?
19:27Oh, right.
19:28The boarding school is awfully close.
19:32Austria then.
19:34I'm sorry.
19:35You have children?
19:36I have four.
19:38Oh.
19:39I'm not the father.
19:40Mm-mm.
19:41That's husband number one.
19:42Yeah.
19:43But I do like to think of them as my own.
19:45Mm.
19:46For two days every other year.
19:48Bless my babies.
19:50Oh, look.
19:51I think I see the bank.
19:52Where?
19:53Look, on the top of the mountain.
19:54Oh.
19:56Oh, you would think after so many years I would get used to the altitude, but I swear it is still a real knob gobbler.
20:04Were you here when this was a boarding school?
20:06Before that, toots.
20:08Do you happen to remember Norma Delacorte by any chance?
20:12Oh, yes, Norma.
20:14Of course.
20:16A real spitfire.
20:17It's a shame she had to leave after her father died, but as is our good fortune, she has been our benefactress ever since.
20:26She loved her alma mater.
20:28What about a little girl named Agnes?
20:32I don't remember her.
20:36You know what you really should do?
20:38What's that?
20:39Ask me about me.
20:40I have had a very interesting life.
20:43But all anybody cares about are the young patooties.
20:47Did you know that I used to be a nun?
20:50I know.
20:51Hard to think of a sexual muffin like me hiding all of my bushels.
20:57I was a hot to trot girl.
20:59So, they stuck me in a convent.
21:02Nothing more frightening than a sexual woman.
21:07You two understand.
21:09How long you been together?
21:11Oh, we're just work colleagues.
21:14I'd like us to be equal partners, but one of us won't let the other one in on her top secret secrets.
21:20Sure, partners.
21:22Is that the word now?
21:23I'm a catholic.
21:25We love euphemisms.
21:28Oh, look there's Frampus.
21:30Fine looking woman, eh?
21:32Her face looks like it's falling off.
21:34Well, what do you expect?
21:36Her boss threw her into the fire.
21:38Something in the buttermilk ain't clean.
22:02Hello?
22:05Maybe they're closed.
22:06Hello?
22:08Sorry about the wait.
22:11Only one man on deck.
22:13Me, Borg, everyone else took off for the Frampus weekend.
22:18Yes, we've heard.
22:19Are you all going to the horbroom burning tonight?
22:23Yours truly is master of ceremonies.
22:26I'm sorry.
22:28From down here, you are the spitting image of-
22:31My brother, Benny.
22:34You're Benny Barnhill's twin brother.
22:36We're a mirror image identical.
22:39Twins?
22:40I'm a twan.
22:42Oh gosh, isn't it wonderful?
22:43It's like two hearts beating as one.
22:45I haven't talked to that arshlock in forty years.
22:48Oh.
22:51Hello, Dinah Donahue.
22:53My fiancé, Axel Rosenhips, is recently deceased and we would like to visit his safety deposit box.
22:59Righty-o.
23:01And let me guess, the rest of you were here for the baby verification, right?
23:07Looks good.
23:09She's pregnant.
23:11Oh.
23:12That's it?
23:13Oh, no, of course not.
23:15Safety deposit boxes are upstairs.
23:18Everybody else, join me at my big desk.
23:21What?
23:22My desk.
23:23Oh.
23:24Oh.
23:25Oh.
23:26Oh, that's for that desk.
23:27Okay.
23:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:30Nine, nine, nine.
23:33Okay.
23:34So, it looks like we just need the signature of the ex-wife so that she can release her claim on the funds and then we can, as you are there, I can say, get the zigan on the road.
23:46Okay, that's me.
23:48Hello, ex-wife.
23:49Ex-wife.
23:50Ready to sign.
23:51The certificate.
23:52Yes.
23:53There you go.
23:54No grandparents, no parents, no kids.
23:55Dead twin.
23:57Oh.
23:58There is no Maxine Horton on the claim.
24:02We need the signature of Penelope Rawlins.
24:10What?
24:11Why?
24:12We were never married, only engaged.
24:14Well, her name was as a beneficiary, yet some burnt.
24:19Okay.
24:20Woman of truth.
24:25Huh?
24:27Nothing.
24:31Nothing?
24:32And I assume you need her signature before you can release the funds, correct?
24:36That is correct.
24:37Unless all parties have signed by midnight on the hundredth year of the trust's endowment, it becomes the property of the Swiss government.
24:47Oh, God.
24:48Oh, God.
24:49Oh, God.
24:50I'm going to have the worst reputation in Palm Beach for centuries.
24:53Oh, my God.
24:54I'm certain I'm going to certainly regret asking this, but when is that hundredth anniversary?
25:00Tomorrow.
25:01Tomorrow.
25:02Jesus.
25:04Tomorrow.
25:05There you go.
25:08Wait, wait, wait.
25:10What?
25:11Sometimes I wake in the dead of night to see Agnes staring at me.
25:17I swear she's planning something horrid.
25:26So this means none of us get any money?
25:28This was all for nothing.
25:31Not nothing.
25:33But not eighty-two million dollars.
25:35No, no, no.
25:36Let me think.
25:38So Linda is still in Poland, currently on tour with the Bolshoi Ballet.
25:50Ladies.
25:53Hello.
25:54I was wondering if your plane happened to be nearby.
25:56Of course.
25:58Um, would you mind if my ex-husband borrowed it to perform an act of economic heroism?
26:05I'm not letting Mr. Big Steve take off on my string head.
26:12What you need?
26:14It's a very, very dangerous mission.
26:17It would require courage and death-define female bravery.
26:24Go on.
26:26You would need to fly behind the Iron Curtain to extract a woman who is being forced to wash dance belts against her will.
26:32Yes?
26:33Is that a yes?
26:34Yes?
26:35Is that a yes?
26:36Yes?
26:37Is that a yes?
26:39Oh, thank you very much indeed.
26:41Mm-hmm.
26:42There.
26:43All done.
26:44Who does that look like?
26:48Me?
26:49Maybe Eisenhower.
26:50Oh, my God.
26:51I'm in desperate need of another cocktail.
26:55Would you mind?
26:56More supuesto, okay, see?
26:57Gracias.
26:58For me?
27:00Hello?
27:01Urgent news.
27:02I don't have to sign the baby papers.
27:03Linda does.
27:04Fuck a duck.
27:05Now, you can keep that pal of Urgent.
27:07I solved it.
27:08I love you.
27:09Don't be perfect.
27:10You'll see.
27:11Well, yes, I don't know if you're not careful.
27:12You have to have a bite, right?
27:13You have to sit here with me or never tell me.
27:14Who does that look like?
27:15Me?
27:16Maybe Eisenhower!
27:18Oh, my God.
27:20I'm in desperate need of another cocktail.
27:23Would you mind?
27:24More supuesto, okay si?
27:25Best.
27:26For me?
27:27Hello?
27:28Urgent news.
27:29I sent the two Swedish stews over to Poland to fetch her,
27:32and she'll be here by morn.
27:33Wait a minute.
27:34You mean to tell me you knew where she was this whole time?
27:37I know. I'm sorry.
27:39It was a secret that I was keeping before we made our pact.
27:42Listen, she's going to get here and sign the paper.
27:45Fudge, I just realized I had to show my birth certificate.
27:49How are we going to prove that Linda is who we say she is?
27:52Well, Linda was born here.
27:54There's got to be a record of it somewhere.
27:56I'll talk to that old Lottie coot.
27:58Good thinking, pal.
28:00Have you told Eddie yet?
28:07The watch will have to suffice.
28:09Well, if it makes you feel any better,
28:11I have been contemplating having an affair with my ex-husband.
28:14You cannot do that, Maxine.
28:17Well, why?
28:18Because if Mitzi finds out, she'll divorce him,
28:21and then no one gets any money?
28:23Yes, and also, it's bad.
28:26Bad things come from bad things.
28:28Look at Frampus.
28:28It's true.
28:30Oh, I don't know what I was thinking.
28:32And he's about to have a child with another woman.
28:36Would it change things if he wasn't, um,
28:40having a child with a...
28:42another woman?
28:43Of course.
28:45I'm happy for him, I guess, in some way.
28:50I don't know.
28:51It's complicated.
28:52Yes, it is.
28:53Yes, it is.
28:55Just do what I say, and do not have sex, Maxine.
28:58I mean it.
29:01Your drink, my lady.
29:05I'm so sorry, darling.
29:07I'm going to have to take it on the run.
29:09I've got pressing business to attend to regarding our future, but you enjoy yourself.
29:13What?
29:13What about our horror brooms?
29:20I don't understand.
29:21How did Evelyn get my picture?
29:23She found it in my wallet, which fell out of my pants because I was having sex with her.
29:28You had sex with Evelyn?
29:30Hey, I'm just doing what I have to do.
29:34I'm fucking playing dress up with a fucking crazy lady who thinks I'm a ghost.
29:38I'm doing my part.
29:39You do yours.
29:40I'm having a baby.
29:43Is that not sufficient, Jed?
29:45Kill Evelyn.
29:47I can't do that.
29:49I'm pregnant.
29:51Oh, bootlegger.
29:53I'm ready for my bubble bath.
29:56Do what I said.
29:58Or don't come home.
29:59We weren't supposed to hurt people.
30:11Carole!
30:11No, don't go, my love.
30:14No, don't go.
30:15Trash hopper to go, my good salaud.
30:21Oh, stag brother, prepare to reclaim your birthright.
30:28James and Jenna Bond, have your proof.
30:32The real Norma wrote my Axel all about her creepy roommate, Agnes, who, guess what, was plotting something horrid.
30:41I knew it.
30:42I knew it.
30:43Oh, I did it.
30:44I saved the day.
30:46Actually, we did.
30:48Hit the slopes.
30:50Done.
30:50Good luck.
30:51Dearest Axel, Agnes is at it again, and she's always lurking in the shadows, like some sort of ghost.
30:59She's usually quite peculiar.
31:02Anyways, her behavior has taken a turn that is more unsettling.
31:06I do not know what to do.
31:07I do not know what to do.
31:08Oh.
31:09Oh.
31:10What a beautiful day, man.
31:12Incredible.
31:13You should take a trip down the bunny slope.
31:15Potter is sublime.
31:17What are you wearing?
31:19My Delacorte ski jacket.
31:23Every Delacorte man has one.
31:26Oh, no.
31:29No, no, no.
31:31First you steal my house.
31:33Then you steal my identity.
31:35I will not let you steal my Delacorte ski jacket.
31:38This one's mine, not yours.
31:41Har, har, har.
31:42Do you have something on your throat?
31:44Har, har, har!
31:46Dinah, did you hear that?
31:48Oh, God, is that the...
31:51Call of my mighty stag, brother.
31:53I must go to him.
31:54I'm duty-bound.
31:55Fine.
31:56Go.
31:57I'll wait.
32:00Tis time, brother.
32:02Time for what?
32:04Tis time.
32:06I hereby challenge you to a stag duel.
32:12Right here.
32:13Right now.
32:15In the snow.
32:16Be prepared to be charged.
32:19You don't want this, man.
32:20Then run it.
32:22Then charged again.
32:23I went to war.
32:25I have my tactics.
32:27Tactics?
32:30Easy, easy, easy.
32:32I heard your call, brother!
32:35You all right there, stags?
32:47You all right there, stags?
32:53See you later.
32:55You may have won this battle.
33:04But you sure will not win the war.
33:12Don't worry about me.
33:14I'm fine.
33:14Max, open the door.
33:19It's me.
33:21Oh, Douglas.
33:23I can't have you storm in my castle.
33:25I promised Devlin I wouldn't.
33:27Well, I think you will change your mind when you see what I am carrying.
33:31I have to prove that Norma isn't Norma.
33:35All right.
33:36Just get in here.
33:37What is it?
33:43Can we have sex now?
33:45Proof first.
33:46Okay.
33:47I have in my pocket a packet of letters that proves that not only does Agnes exist, but she
33:53is most likely a murderer.
33:57What?
33:57They're gone.
34:07I must have switched jackets with Robert when I was ramming him on the mountain.
34:10What?
34:11Forgive me.
34:12How long have you worked here?
34:14Oh, since the convent days, through the war times, through the neonatal times, right up
34:22to the ski chalet times.
34:24Oh, so you were here when it was a hospital.
34:30Oh, the glory days.
34:32You wouldn't have any records from those times.
34:37Birth certificates, perhaps.
34:48Excuse me.
34:50Excuse me.
34:54Well, how are you finding Switzerland?
34:56Well, it seems like my wife has completely abandoned me on our honeymoon, but otherwise,
35:02it's going swimmingly.
35:06Look, I'm sorry I gave your letters to Evelyn.
35:08That was wrong of me.
35:10But I'd still really like to be your friend.
35:13Ditto, pal.
35:14And don't sweat it.
35:17Oh, nice watch.
35:20Evelyn gave it to me.
35:21Did she?
35:29Right up with me.
35:31Oh, you changed for dinner.
35:34Well, in Palm Beach, we changed for breakfast, lunch, martinis, and dinner.
35:38Oh, how nice.
35:40I've been wearing the same shit for 40 years.
35:42I go slow.
35:45These aren't what they used to be.
35:48You take your time.
35:49I so appreciate your kindness.
36:00May I tell you something as a friend?
36:03Yeah.
36:04In Palm Beach, people only give a significant other fancy jewelry when it's not a birthday
36:12or a holiday for one reason.
36:16What reason?
36:21Guilt.
36:22It's an apology.
36:25An apology for what?
36:27Well, let me put it to you this way.
36:36Perry has four.
36:43I'm sorry.
36:47I hope that was the right thing to do.
36:49It was.
36:56Marriage is hard, Eddie.
36:58It's really hard.
36:59But if you love her, please give Evelyn a chance to explain.
37:03I've been her.
37:04As you know.
37:13Want to ski down with me?
37:16Can you keep up?
37:17You whore.
37:40Cozy room you've got here.
37:42Yeah, my little bird's nest.
37:45Rollins, you said, yeah?
37:46Penelope Rollins.
37:47Her father's name was Eugene, but everyone called him Skeet.
37:51I think you love this Skeet guy.
37:53I can tell.
37:55Another life, when I was just a Rollins.
37:59Not that being a Rollins was simple.
38:01But since then, I've tacked on so many names.
38:04I fear I'm getting further and further from myself.
38:08Live long enough as a woman, and you will be many people along the way.
38:15All of them will be you.
38:16Oh.
38:18That's what I'm afraid of.
38:21Racine.
38:21Muggles.
38:22Earth.
38:23Earth.
38:24Oh.
38:25Look, here we are.
38:28Rollins.
38:30Penelope.
38:32Papa named Eugene.
38:35Mama Linda?
38:36Yes.
38:37Penelope's mother's name was Linda, which is why she now calls herself Linda.
38:42One life, so many names.
38:46Yes.
38:50Why don't you stay up here for a little bit?
38:53Be alone.
38:55I think you might enjoy that.
38:57I might, yes.
39:12I know you are out there, pretty thing.
39:30You do not want to do whatever it is you are thinking of doing.
39:40Let's go get some grub, yeah?
39:42Yeah.
39:44You know, back in the convent days, we nuns used to sneak around in the back halls, so the priests wouldn't be tempted.
39:55Jerks.
39:56Yeah, jerks.
39:57Come, sit by the fire.
40:15I'll go get the kid.
40:16He's in the shower.
40:31So what's your plan?
40:33Shoot.
40:35What are you doing?
40:36What did you learn how to pick a lock?
40:44Sister Immaculata used to make me break into the priest's candy bolt.
40:47Yeah.
40:48In the orphanage.
40:49It's all about getting the tongue in the right place.
40:55Oh, Norma, I've become someone I don't recognize.
41:03Such is life.
41:05Tell me everything.
41:07I've misled so many people.
41:09People have been hurt.
41:12And worse.
41:14The idea of going back to Palm Beach for this big wedding of the season.
41:20For what?
41:21It's a big, disgusting show.
41:26You're going to be a mother, Mitzi.
41:29And a mother does what she must for her child.
41:33You make it sound easy.
41:35Switzerland was made for moments like this.
41:41What is this?
41:42A Catholic annulment.
41:44You'll be free of Douglas for good.
41:51Oh, you're here.
42:03There they are.
42:05What are you doing?
42:06Taking back my Delacorte ski jacket.
42:08Stop being so turlish.
42:10Just let's go.
42:10Just leave it.
42:11Come on.
42:16Oh, don't.
42:17Oh, don't.
42:21Nancy, what's the occasion?
42:33This is a big, big night.
42:36And what is your window doing open?
42:38You're going to catch your death.
42:43Oh, please.
42:44You're just angry because father never loved you.
42:46It's because I knew his secret.
42:49What secret?
42:50He had a second family.
42:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
43:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
43:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
44:02Welcome to the Fremble's whole room burning.
44:07Yeah, yeah, yeah!
44:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
44:21You're gonna...
44:36Come on!
44:38I am fine.
44:40Party poopers.
44:46I miss P. Moriarty.
44:48There's Perry here.
44:52No.
44:55Norma's Perry here.
44:58The real Norma.
45:03Norma Bones.
45:14You said no one would find you here, Norma.
45:16Missy's my favorite.
45:18So I invited her.
45:20You're tempting fate.
45:21Oh, pish.
45:22I'll keep her secret, Robert.
45:29What are you up to?
45:31What are you up to?
45:36So, this is what vacation is like.
45:39I can't believe you won't tell me about the Russian mole.
45:42You need to drop it, Anne.
45:43Sorry.
45:44My restless, inquiring mind is a curse.
45:49And I know you want to tell me.
45:51Aren't we there yet?
45:52As friends, as partners in this adventure?
45:57I can't tell you I lose my job.
45:59You hate your job.
46:01You're always saying how those people use you and take you for granted.
46:05And they don't see you as a real person.
46:07There's a Russian mole in Palm Beach.
46:10Someone with a direct line to the Kremlin.
46:11This person is highly connected.
46:12And although their identity remains unknown,
46:14it is known they run in circles with Pinky and Raquel Kimberly Marco.
46:19However, the Marcos have gone missing
46:21ever since they got arrested by the IRS in a secret raid.
46:25How do you feel?
46:26Great.
46:27I thought I was going to go crazy.
46:28Why don't you stay locked up inside yourself?
46:29It makes anyone crazy.
46:30Like that loom.
46:31Lottie.
46:32You know why they made sexy girls go away to places like this back then, don't you?
46:35There's Anne.
46:36Anne!
46:37Virginia!
46:38Come quick!
46:39Hurry!
46:40Here, look.
46:41Look!
46:42Agnes P. Moriarty.
46:441890 to 1905.
46:45She's not alone.
46:47Who's Charlotte Moriarty?
46:481865 to 1905.
46:50I'm sorry.
46:51What's up, it makes anyone crazy.
46:52I like that loom.
46:53You know why they made sexy girls go away to places like this back then, don't you?
46:56There's Anne.
46:57Ann!
46:58Virginia!
46:59Come quick!
47:00Hurry!
47:01Here.
47:02Look.
47:03Look!
47:04Agnes P. Moriarty.
47:051890 to 1905.
47:06She's not alone.
47:08Who's Charlotte Moriarty?
47:091865 to there's no death here I mean she's still alive and why will girls sit to this place
47:17if they were unmarried and pregnant
47:21Charlotte that's long for Lottie so Lottie's enormous
47:28mother
47:31sit down mama mama yes we're all family here or we could be
47:39you all need to eat your Alfred McGronin
47:43busy winter here you're way too skinny
47:47Missy's being a very brave girl
47:51she's annulled her marriage to Douglas
47:54it takes a lot of courage Missy
47:57however there is a matter of the trust
48:0082 million smackaroos
48:03that is a lot of money
48:07just to leave sitting there well I have no intention of letting it just sit
48:12all you have to do Mitzi is marry a Delacorte
48:19you happen to know one Robert
48:25yeah but I'm not a Delacorte I adopted you you're my son
48:29but you are not a Delacorte
48:31I've been a Delacorte longer than you've been alive I say who I am nobody else I've earned this name and nobody is going to take it from me or from you Shakespeare asked what's in a name I think he thought a name had no inherent value or meaning
48:52he didn't have 82 million bucks attached to his
48:58the name Delacorte saved my life
48:59the name Delacorte saved my life
49:01and now is going to save this poor unmarried girl
49:06that money was never Douglas' it was never Maxine's
49:12hell it was never mine
49:14that money belongs to the child
49:18what do you say my boy
49:22do it for mother
49:24I'm getting married in the morning
49:42ding dong the bells are going to chime
49:45shut up mother
49:48so this is where you've been hiding
49:53no not hiding
49:55ruminating
49:57anything you want to ruminate in my direction
50:01in fact
50:04there is
50:05I
50:09I
50:14I
50:14I don't think that's Douglas' baby
50:19I don't believe it
50:22I did neither at first but then I pressed Mitzi and I'm telling you that beanpole is up to no good she's a clever little rat
50:29rat
50:29I am working multiple lanes baby
50:32meantime Maxine has no idea and I'm getting her to give me some of her half of the baby money to pay off the IRS
50:38yes and then after Linda
50:40yes Linda gets here my bet is dollars to donuts one call to Interpol and we get our house back
50:47wow
50:50and I did it all for us
50:52for you
50:53is that all
50:57is that all isn't that enough
50:59your wife is a genius
51:01my wife is a snake
51:02was it Jed
51:10happy honey
51:25happy honey
51:29come be schnapps
51:39hot come be schnapps over here
51:43hot schnapps
51:46this your fountain of youth
51:49perhaps
51:51here's mud in your eye
51:54here's mud in your eye
51:57rough night
52:01that's an understatement
52:03Perry
52:05I've been looking high and low for you
52:08I saw you
52:09being all chummy with your ex-boyfriend
52:12Perry you are totally out of line
52:14hard
52:15hard
52:16come everyone gather around the fireplace
52:19I have a story to tell
52:22everybody come gather around the fireplace
52:25quiet please
52:27whatever you do don't tip her off that we know what we know
52:30we have to keep her ignorant and butted up so she'll spill
52:32quiet
52:33this is the history of Frampus
52:40told by me
52:41Lottie
52:42Frampus had a different name once
52:46but that name has been forgotten to time
52:49what we do know is
52:52that she was a small town girl
52:54with big city dreams
52:57she found work
52:59as a scullery maid
53:01with Mr. and Mrs. Frampus
53:03now
53:03I know that your Santa Claus is just a nice fat man
53:07but
53:07our Frampus is not quite so cuddly
53:11he's covered in black fur
53:14he has horns
53:15and feet like a goat
53:17hard to believe that a man like this has an easy time with the ladies
53:21but
53:22women are easy Lottie
53:23just ask this Frampus whore
53:26well then I curse you Perry
53:28I curse you like the witch whore that I am
53:32hey no more from the peanut gallery
53:36so time passes
53:39Frampus falls in love
53:41she feels bad
53:45she cares for Mrs. Frampus too
53:48but her love for the horned man
53:52is fierce
53:54it's strong
53:56it burns like a fire inside
53:59getting stronger and stronger
54:01day by day
54:03she makes
54:05a mistake
54:07as humans are about to do
54:10your room service has arrived
54:13perfect timing
54:16gosh
54:17I'm gonna want to read this first letter
54:19we had fun today
54:20together
54:22yes
54:24thank you
54:26okay
54:30here we go
54:31when Mrs. Frampus finds out about their little secret
54:40and boy is she mad
54:43dear dad
54:45I hope it's okay that I call you that
54:48I keep writing
54:49but you never write me back
54:51dear dad
54:53these can't be from Norma
55:04I saw you in the papers after you were shot
55:08I never thought I'd find you
55:10oh
55:11oh
55:15what
55:16well these are all addressed to Robert
55:19Douglas what's wrong
55:24her rage is so much
55:30that it threatens to destroy her
55:33she decided to destroy poor Frampus instead
55:38she threw lentils in front of the fire
55:40and then she told Frampus to run and get her broom
55:43to clean it up
55:45and then
55:45BAM
55:46she shoved her into the roaring flames
55:51but what Mrs. Frampus doesn't know
55:55is that she has infected Frampus with her rage
55:59Douglas what is it
56:01Douglas what is it
56:01the schnapps
56:03what
56:04don't drink the schnapps
56:05Douglas
56:05Norma's mother gave me
56:07what
56:08Douglas what is it what's wrong
56:09Douglas talk to me
56:11the evil will be punished
56:13the karma will come
56:16anyone who has done wrong
56:19will be struck down
56:21and that is why
56:24I say beware the curse
56:27of Frampus
56:34of Frampus
56:36it's Frampus
56:47it's Frampus
56:48Douglas
56:50oh
56:51oh
56:52oh
56:53oh
56:54oh
56:55oh
56:56oh
56:57oh
56:58Douglas
56:59oh no
57:00oh no
57:01Douglas
57:02help
57:03Douglas
57:04oh sweetie
57:05now
57:06what's happening
57:07oh
57:08oh
57:09oh
57:10oh
57:11oh
57:12oh
57:13oh
57:14oh
57:15oh
57:16oh
57:17goodbye again Agnes
57:19goodbye again Agnes
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57:50l popular
57:51heb 어쩌�see
57:53or
57:55gaise
57:56l'auv с
57:57아빠
57:58sen
57:59luna
58:00lua
58:01reproduce
58:02n en
58:04la
58:05littlock
58:06luna
58:07lua
58:08qui
58:09vi
58:10can
58:11every
58:12anne
58:14Don't say there's a lot
58:16De, de, de, de
58:18Me, se lepali
58:20Me, se lepali
58:22Me, se lepali
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