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01:29There she is, Mrs. Rollins, freshly bathed for her journey.
01:35Thank you, Lottie.
01:36You've been incredibly kind.
01:38A mother at long last.
01:42Auf Wiedersehen, Vanellope.
01:44May you have a blessed future.
01:46General Harrison's eggnog.
02:06Bourbon, neat, whole milk.
02:13Grootsy pals, that's hello in Switzerland.
02:16Grasshopper, Danka.
02:20Prepare to leave your Palm Beach worries at the door and become newer, better European versions of ourselves on the continental continent.
02:27Are you ready to capture Norma and throw her in a dark hole forever and ever, amen?
02:33What happened to leaving our troubles at the door?
02:35This isn't an ordinary trouble.
02:36This is a tripart mission.
02:38One, avenge my sister.
02:39Two, get you out of the basement of the FBI.
02:42And three, give you a lights-out, explosive headline that's bound to win to a Pulitzer.
02:47Three stones, one, identity, thieving, murderous.
02:50Even so rather thrilling.
02:52Maybe some time away might give me a fresh career perspective.
02:56Nothing like some alpine air and an international woman hunt to clear the mind.
03:02Evelyn, listen, I want...
03:04Oh, okay.
03:04I wanted to thank you as my conservatress for coming with me on this Swiss sojourn.
03:09I'm not coming abroad with you.
03:11I'm coming abroad with my gorgeous husband.
03:13Right, darling?
03:14A perfect opportunity for a late honeymoon.
03:17Son, ski, me.
03:18It'll be nice to take a break from the stress of the business.
03:23What stress of the business?
03:25Oh, look, it's the incubator waddling in for a landing.
03:28Oh, everyone, clear the path.
03:30Make sure there's no tripping hazards here.
03:32VIP, very important passenger, coming through.
03:35Shut the fuck up, Maxine.
03:36Please, hold the sauce, sister.
03:38I'm just trying to help you out.
03:39Like when you played dead and haunted me?
03:42I could kill you.
03:43I really could.
03:43Are we about to have an incident?
03:46No.
03:46No incident.
03:47Because any incident you cause will be cause for rejection.
03:51As a decorated airman, you have my solemn air crew vow that there will be no cause for
03:56rejection between my ex-wife and my wife.
03:59You?
04:00A pilot?
04:01Yes, ma'am.
04:02I proudly flew the Dallas-Cleveland-Atlanta route for 20 solid years.
04:06Oh, big mom.
04:08Yeah, big mom.
04:09Yeah, big mom.
04:11Good job, Dave.
04:12Big mom.
04:13String philosophy.
04:14Douglas, I think the air hostesses are making fun of you.
04:18Bula and Bula were big men too once.
04:23In the war.
04:24In the war, we were huge men.
04:27We were fighter pilots.
04:28Now we're back to doing women's while pushing vorm nuts.
04:32Only good part of every speech layover is taking Bula's blame for a spin.
04:37I docked it at our sister's La Chalet Villa that rip.
04:43Where's the bathroom?
04:45In the rear.
04:47Take your seats.
04:50Go ahead.
04:51Is there anything about me in there?
05:03What are you doing here?
05:04For your informazione, we are on a secret mission.
05:08Patch Post is threatening to spread a rumor that I'm Nixon's paramour.
05:12And my only salvation from societal ruin is the dim hope that Axel has some bejeweled eggs stuffed in a safety deposit box.
05:21The Black Widow and her mustachioed man on an international gambit full of intrigue and jewels and scandal?
05:28Why, you two are the Jenna and James Bond of Palm Beach.
05:31When you put it in those Maximian terms, that's a spirit.
05:36Let's take off.
05:41It's not my decision.
06:05It's not my decision.
06:35Did you visit your portrait?
06:49I still don't understand how it's possible.
06:52Switzerland is how.
06:54It never takes sides in the who's who and the what's what of the world.
06:57And it's more than happy to oblige the wealth and whims of one of its greatest families.
07:03Of which you are now legally a member.
07:08Yes, but a painting doesn't make me a telecorpore, Norma.
07:13In Switzerland, names are given, names are taken.
07:18And now, you have one of the most powerful, my son.
07:28Pardon me, ma'am.
07:30Oh.
07:30Is this he taken?
07:32Where's Mitzi?
07:33Oh, she's in the bathroom again.
07:38That is quite a spiffy travel coat.
07:40Oh, yeah.
07:41The Delacorte ski jacket.
07:43I always wore it when I, uh...
07:45Went skiing?
07:47Yeah.
07:49It's kind of like old times, huh?
07:53You and me, up in the clouds.
07:55I can't stop thinking about you.
08:06Douglas.
08:07Stop.
08:09I'm not going to do to Mitzi what she did to me.
08:11Okay, look, here's what I'm thinking.
08:15Once the baby comes and we free up the money, then I'll divorce Mitzi.
08:21I'll put her up someplace really nice, and you and I can get remarried, and I'll be a father.
08:27And as long as you're okay with having someone else's kid in our life, then...
08:34We could have it all.
08:36Yeah.
08:37The money, the name, the house.
08:40Well, maybe not the house, unless you want to shack up with a robber.
08:43Speaking of that, there's something I want to tell you.
08:52Gosh, how do I say this?
08:54Norma isn't Norma.
08:56Her real name is Agnes, and she's an imposter.
08:59So it's not really her house to give away in the first place.
09:01Hey, you're talking Swahili here, Max.
09:03Okay, just focus on this.
09:04The house, the money, the fortune, all of it is...
09:09It's already yours.
09:10I'm sorry, I didn't tell you earlier, I just didn't...
09:14You didn't want me to squander away the money before you got your half.
09:19No.
09:19God, you know me so well.
09:21I do.
09:28Don't mind me.
09:30Gin and Tommy, please.
09:34What a nice watch, man.
09:36Evelyn got it for me.
09:37Oh.
09:38What was the occasion?
09:41She just loves me?
09:43Of course.
09:47I am sorry about the pickle the murder of my sister put the Pomeroy Al in.
09:51That is the least of our worries.
09:55Have a seat.
10:00Worries, you say?
10:03Do tell.
10:03You and me are going to tĂȘte-Ă -tĂȘte.
10:16TĂȘte-Ă -tĂȘte.
10:17It's French.
10:18For even though you have a bun in that oven, Douglas most certainly did not do the baking.
10:22In fact, I think a certain alligator wrangler's spermatozoa is multiplying in that tiny uterus
10:28of yours, even as we speak.
10:30Your French stinks.
10:32They say a picture speaks a thousand words.
10:34I'm a very popular face in Palm Beach.
10:38Lots of men have my picture.
10:39I see.
10:40And do you love lots of men in Palm Beach forever and ever?
10:46Either I blow the lid off this joint, or you give me half that baby money when the kid is born.
10:50I can't give you half the baby trust because Douglas already promised it to Maxine.
10:58Much to my chagrin.
11:00Chagrin?
11:00That's French for leave me the fuck alone.
11:11No.
11:12Come here often?
11:13Why the smug mug?
11:15A little birdie told me you might be having some problems with the old IRS.
11:18Well, it seems little birdies are in season because one just told me you're about to come
11:21into scads of money once Mitzi pops out her nugget.
11:25Yes, well, your little birdie tweets truth.
11:27And maybe I could send some of those scads over to the IRS on your behalf.
11:34Out with the if I sniff.
11:36If your business becomes my business.
11:39We're partners at the Palm Royale.
11:42I do believe I have you by the balls, if that's the right saying.
11:46Fine.
11:46Well, it has to be different this time.
11:49No scheming or double dealing.
11:51No secrets.
11:52In that case, um, I, um, I, I may have accidentally...
11:58Stepped out on Eddie.
11:59I know.
11:59I saw the apology watch.
12:00What are you talking about?
12:02Evelyn, everyone in Palm Beach knows when someone gives their significant other a fancy
12:07piece of jewelry when it is not a birthday or a holiday, they are indeed saying I'm sorry
12:11without saying I'm sorry.
12:13I feel horrible even after giving him the watch.
12:17Take it from me.
12:19Be honest from the start and then move on.
12:22Look at me and Douglas.
12:23Not the best example.
12:25Just do it today.
12:28Please.
12:29Promise.
12:29Please take your seats and strap in.
12:34Things are about to get a little boopy.
12:37Oh, dear.
12:43This hotel has a fascinating history.
12:46First it was a convent, and then it became the Fluganark in an all-girls boarding school
12:50before converting to a wartime hospital.
12:52Oh, there's another chapter, Anne, don't forget.
12:54When Norma Delacorte, nay, Agnes Hoosiewicz, it was boondoggled and hornswoggled.
13:00That's not what boondoggled means.
13:02What's your plan, gumshoe?
13:03Is it going to storm the lobby and throw a butterfly net over her?
13:06No.
13:07It's kind of funny, huh?
13:08You all travel all the way to the other side of the world for a vacation, and you end
13:12up with the exact same people.
13:14That's just how rich people travel.
13:16It's a hurting instinct.
13:17You know, speak for yourself.
13:18I've never been to this hotel.
13:19It was Skeet and his first wife's special place.
13:22I never wanted to go because I didn't want to be haunted by her ghost.
13:25Being haunted's no fun, right, Maxine?
13:27Mitzi, you really must let that go.
13:29Besides, it was Virginia's idea.
13:31Oh, hell no.
13:32I'm not a part of this.
13:34We all just need to move on.
13:36Well, you know what I'm looking forward to the most?
13:40Skeet.
13:41Oh, same here.
13:42We used to play a game at a boarding school called Bum Bum Rush,
13:46and we'd get silly on peppermint shops and race down the mountain in our skivvies.
13:52Oh, such a gasp.
13:56I'm right here, Dinah.
13:58There's no need to broadcast your skivvies.
14:01Listen, when we get to the premises, boys, you take all the luggage.
14:04Ladies, we'll fan out and look for Robert.
14:06He's the heart and soul of Palm Beach, and he's never done anything bad to any one of us.
14:11We need to bring our native son home.
14:13Agreed?
14:14All right.
14:14Put the pedal to the metal.
14:15We've got to burn the dog.
14:19Oh, my God.
14:20I'm here to go out.
14:21I'm here to go out of the car.
14:23Oh, he's rolling.
14:25He's out of the car.
14:26He's out of the car.
14:41We've been expecting you.
14:42Welcome to the Fum.
14:43We found him.
14:45Robert.
14:46Maxine thought you'd be stuffed in a dungeon.
14:49Still on your manhunt.
14:50What are you planning to do?
14:52Throw a giant butterfly net over her?
14:55No.
14:56Of course, Norma Nia would arrive because of the verification of the baby.
15:00She left a while ago.
15:01I'll be at the bar.
15:03I'll be at the bar.
15:03Me too.
15:05She left this for you.
15:11Maxine, by the time you read this, I'll be long gone.
15:16One step ahead of you, as always.
15:18Please enjoy the skiing, hot buttered beer, and our famous urban hemiflugens.
15:26Swiss kidney chowder.
15:29From my gap year in Leipzig.
15:31Norma was always a fabulous host.
15:33My son, Robert, will see to your every maid.
15:42Son?
15:43Norma was pregnant.
15:47Norma adopted me.
15:49I am now a Delacorte.
15:51Officially.
15:51Is this because you and I had a fight?
15:55Maxine, not everything is about you.
15:57I'm just trying to find a peaceful life.
15:59Norma's not even Norma, you know.
16:01So all of it, the life, the Delacorte mansion, it's not yours.
16:06In fact, it's Douglas's.
16:11Prove it.
16:15You bet your bottom dollar I'm going to prove it.
16:17Her bellwoman, Lottie, will assist you from here on?
16:24Lottie?
16:25Oh, God.
16:28Auf Wiedersehen.
16:30Oh, that means goodbye.
16:34Lottie, is it?
16:36Um, would you mind directing us to the bank?
16:38Of course.
16:39You just hop on the gondola,
16:41take it all the way to the tippy-top of the mountain,
16:44just above the Hall of Delacorte.
16:46Same whole hall.
16:48Well, jerks.
16:50Yes, hi, hi, hi.
16:52I was wondering if the honeymoon suite might be available.
16:56We're at capacity due to Frampus weekend.
16:59What the hell is Frampus weekend?
17:01Well, Frampus was Crampus' mistress.
17:04Who's Crampus?
17:06Our Santa Claus.
17:08Demonic rat bastard.
17:10Frampus was Mr. and Mrs. Crampus' maid.
17:14When Mrs. Crampus found out that she was stopping her husband,
17:18she threw her into the fireplace
17:20and burned her for being a conniving...
17:25lying...
17:28adulteress...
17:32I believe that's yours.
17:32No, it's yours.
17:34Vich.
17:35Give it to me.
17:36Ladies, new plan.
17:39We have to prove that Norma is not Norma.
17:41What?
17:42Find Norma bones?
17:43I don't know.
17:44Just start digging.
17:45I'm not digging for some decades-old identity theft.
17:48This is not going to help my career.
17:49Excuse me.
17:50Sorry if I don't have a bunch of Russian moles scurrying around.
17:53This is the best we got.
17:54What Russian mole?
17:55Seriously?
17:56Sorry.
17:57Nothing.
17:59Virginia, is this true?
18:01Hey, Max, come on.
18:01It's time to get to the bank.
18:02Okay, just nose around, see what you can sniff out.
18:06Mitzi!
18:07Tick-tock!
18:08We've got to go to the bank.
18:10I'll be there in a minute.
18:11I just need to call my doctor.
18:12Wind from south, 40 knots.
18:16Big storm brewing tomorrow.
18:18Let me guess.
18:19Winging your alligator sommelier?
18:21No.
18:22Get on the gondola, bitch.
18:25Evelyn!
18:27Oh, ready to hit the slopes?
18:29Actually, I thought we could do some whore broom decorating.
18:33I'm sorry.
18:33I'm positive I misheard you.
18:35Whore broom decorating?
18:37The locals celebrate Frampus weekend by decorating brooms like women and burning them.
18:41It could be fun.
18:42So fun.
18:48What an asshole.
18:50Now I'm a guest in his hotel?
18:52He has the stones to steal my house.
18:55Our house.
18:56Look at it back.
18:57We just have to prove Norma isn't Norma.
18:59That crazy old crackerjack.
19:01Can't believe she offed her roommate.
19:04Don't call her crazy, Perry.
19:05That is just a label society puts on women.
19:09Exhibit A, Frampus.
19:11Exhibit B, me.
19:13Match pose threatening me with her smear campaign.
19:17We should just cut, babe.
19:19Head for the hills.
19:20Become Swiss snow people.
19:22But what about the children?
19:27Oh, right.
19:29The boarding school is awfully close.
19:33Austria, then.
19:34I'm sorry.
19:35You have children?
19:37I have four.
19:37I'm not the father.
19:41That's husband number one.
19:43But I do like to think of them as my own.
19:46For two days every other year.
19:49Bless my babies.
19:52Look, I think I see the bank.
19:53Where?
19:53Look, on the top of the mountain.
19:54You would think after so many years
19:59I would get used to the altitude
20:01but I swear it is still a real knob gobbler.
20:05Were you here when this was a boarding school?
20:07Before that, Toots.
20:09Do you happen to remember Norma Delacorte by any chance?
20:12Oh, yes, Norma.
20:14Of course.
20:16A real spitfire.
20:18It's a shame she had to leave after her father died
20:21but as is our good fortune
20:23she has been our benefactor to us ever since.
20:26She loved her alma mater.
20:28What about a little girl named Agnes?
20:32I don't remember her.
20:36You know what you really should do?
20:39What's that?
20:40Ask me about me.
20:41I have had a very interesting life
20:44but all anybody cares about are the young patooties.
20:48Did you know that I used to be a nun?
20:51I know.
20:52Hard to think of a sexual muffin like me
20:55hiding all of my bushels.
20:57I was a hot-to-trop girl.
21:00So, they stuck me in a convent.
21:04Nothing more frightening than a sexual woman.
21:08You two understand.
21:10How long you been together?
21:12Oh, we're just work colleagues.
21:14I'd like us to be equal partners
21:16but one of us won't let the other one in
21:18on her top secret secrets.
21:20Sir, partners, is that your word now?
21:24I'm a Catholic.
21:26We love your famisms.
21:28Oh, look there's Frampus.
21:30Fine-looking woman, eh?
21:32Her face looks like it's falling off.
21:35Well, what do you expect?
21:36Her boss threw her into the fire.
21:39Something in the buttermilk ain't clean.
22:02Hello?
22:03Maybe they're closed.
22:07Hello?
22:08Sorry about the wait.
22:11Only one man on deck.
22:14Me, Borg.
22:16Everyone else took off for the Frampus weekend.
22:18Yes, we've heard.
22:20Are you all going to the whorebroom burning tonight?
22:23Yours truly is master of ceremonies.
22:26I'm sorry.
22:28From down here, you are the spitting image of...
22:32My brother, Benny.
22:34You're Benny Barnhill's twin brother.
22:36We're a mirror image identical.
22:40Twins?
22:41I'm a twan.
22:42Oh, gosh, isn't it wonderful?
22:43It's like two hearts beating as one.
22:45I haven't talked to that arshlock in 40 years.
22:49Oh.
22:51Hello.
22:52Dinah Donahue.
22:53My fiancé, Axel Rosenhips, is recently deceased.
22:56And we would like to visit his safety deposit box.
23:00Rightio.
23:01And let me guess.
23:03The rest of you are here for the baby verification, right?
23:08Looks good.
23:09She is pregnant.
23:12Oh.
23:12That's it?
23:13Oh, no, of course not.
23:15Safety deposit boxes are upstairs.
23:18Everybody else, join me at my big desk.
23:24Big desk.
23:25Oh.
23:25Oh.
23:26Oh.
23:26Oh, yes, we have to ask.
23:28Okay.
23:28Ya, ya, ya, nine, nine, nine.
23:33Okay.
23:34So, it looks like we just need the signature of the ex-wife
23:40so that she can release her claim on the funds
23:42and then we can, as you are there, I can say,
23:45get the zygin on the road.
23:47Okay, that's me.
23:49Hello, ex-wife.
23:50Ready to sign.
23:51Belt certificate.
23:52Yes.
23:53There you go.
23:54No grandparents, no parents.
23:55No kids.
23:56Dead twin.
23:57Oh.
23:58Uh, there is no Maxine Porton on the claim.
24:03We need the signature of, uh, Penelope Rawlins.
24:10What?
24:11Why?
24:11We were never married, only engaged.
24:15Well, her name was as a beneficiary, yet some burnt.
24:19Okay.
24:20Moment of truth.
24:25Huh?
24:27Nothing.
24:31Nothing?
24:31And I assume you need her signature before you can release the funds, correct?
24:37That is correct.
24:37That is correct.
24:38Unless all parties have signed by midnight on the hundredth year of the trust's endowment,
24:44it becomes the property of the Swiss government.
24:47Oh, God.
24:48Oh, God.
24:48Oh, God.
24:49I've been to have the worst reputation in Palm Beach for centuries.
24:53Oh, my God.
24:54I'm certain I'm going to certainly regret asking this, but when is that hundredth anniversary?
25:01Tomorrow.
25:02There you go.
25:09Wait, wait, wait.
25:10What?
25:11Sometimes I wake in the dead of night to see Agnes staring at me.
25:17I swear she's planning something horrid.
25:26So this means none of us get any money?
25:30This was all for nothing.
25:31Not nothing, but not eighty-two million dollars.
25:35No, no, no.
25:36Let me think.
25:38So Linda is still in Poland, currently on tour with the Bolshoi Ballet.
25:50Ladies.
25:53Hello.
25:54I was wondering if your plane happened to be nearby.
25:57Of course.
25:59Um, would you mind if my ex-husband
26:01borrowed it to perform an act of economic heroism?
26:05I'm not letting Mr. Big Steve take off on my string head.
26:13What you need?
26:15It's a very, very dangerous mission.
26:17It would require courage and death to find female bravery.
26:24Go on.
26:26You would need to fly behind the Iron Curtain
26:28to extract a woman who is being forced to wash dance belts against her will.
26:32Yes?
26:39Yes?
26:40Is that a yes?
26:41Oh, thank you very much indeed.
26:55Mm-hmm.
26:56There.
26:57All done.
27:01Who does that look like?
27:04Me?
27:05Mamie Eisenhower.
27:06Oh, my God.
27:09I'm in desperate need of another cocktail.
27:10Would you mind?
27:11For me?
27:16For me?
27:20Hello?
27:21Urgent news.
27:22I don't have to sign the baby papers.
27:24Linda does.
27:25Fuck a duck.
27:26No, no.
27:27You can keep that pal of urgent.
27:28I solved it.
27:29I sent the two Swedish stews over to Poland to fetch her.
27:32And she'll be here by morn.
27:33Wait a minute.
27:33You mean to tell me you knew where she was this whole time?
27:36I know.
27:37I'm sorry.
27:38It was a secret that I was keeping before we made our pact.
27:40Listen, she's going to get here and sign the pa...
27:44Fudge, I just realized I had to show my birth certificate.
27:48How are we going to prove that Linda is who we say she is?
27:51Well, Linda was born here.
27:53There's got to be a record of it somewhere.
27:55I'll talk to that old Lottie coot.
27:57Good thinking, pal.
27:58Have you told Eddie yet?
28:00The watch will have to suffice.
28:03Well, if it makes you feel any better,
28:04I have been contemplating having an affair with my ex-husband.
28:07You cannot do that, Maxine.
28:09Well, why?
28:10Because if Mitzi finds out, she'll divorce him
28:12and then no one gets any money?
28:14Yes.
28:15And also, it's bad.
28:16Bad things come from bad things.
28:18Look at Frampus.
28:19It's true.
28:20Oh, I don't know.
28:21I don't know.
28:22I don't know.
28:23I don't know.
28:24I don't know.
28:25I don't know.
28:26I don't know.
28:27I don't know.
28:28I don't know.
28:29I don't know what I was thinking.
28:32He's about to have a child with another woman.
28:36Would it change things if he wasn't having a child with another woman?
28:44Of course.
28:46I'm happy for him, I guess, in some way.
28:50I don't know.
28:51It's complicated.
28:52Yes, it is.
28:55Just do what I say and do not have sex, Maxine.
28:57I mean it.
29:03Your drink, my lady.
29:05Oh, I'm so sorry, darling.
29:06I'm going to have to take it on the run.
29:08I've got pressing business to attend to regarding our future,
29:11but you enjoy yourself.
29:12What?
29:18What about our horror brooms?
29:20I don't understand.
29:21How did Evelyn get my picture?
29:23She found it in my wallet, which fell out of my pants because I was having sex with her.
29:27You had sex with Evelyn?
29:29Hey, I'm just doing what I have to do.
29:33I'm fucking playing dress up with a fucking crazy lady who thinks I'm a ghost.
29:37I'm doing my part.
29:39You do yours.
29:40I'm having a baby.
29:42Is that not sufficient, Jed?
29:44Kill Evelyn.
29:46I can't do that.
29:48I'm pregnant.
29:50Oh, bootlegger.
29:52I'm ready for my bubble bath.
29:55Do what I said or don't come home.
29:58We weren't supposed to hurt people.
30:00I'd love you.
30:12Paso?
30:13Me t'en vas pas, mon amour.
30:15Me t'en vas pas.
30:16Grashopper to go, ma goutte salaud.
30:21O Stag Brother, prepareâŠ
30:23âŠto reclaim your birthright.
30:27James and Jenna Bond,
30:30I have your proof.
30:32The real Norma wrote my Axel
30:35all about her creepy roommate, Agnes,
30:37who, guess what, was plotting something horrid.
30:42I knew it.
30:43Oh, I did it.
30:44I saved the day.
30:46Actually, we did.
30:48Hit the slopes.
30:50Da.
30:51Good luck.
30:52Dearest Axel, Agnes is at it again,
30:55and she's always lurking in the shadows,
30:58like some sort of ghost.
30:59She's usually quite peculiar.
31:02In many ways, her behavior has taken a turn
31:05that is more unsettling.
31:06I do not know what to do.
31:08Oh!
31:10What a beautiful day, man.
31:12Incredible.
31:14You should take a trip down the bunny slope.
31:16Potter is sublime.
31:18What are you wearing?
31:21My Delacorte ski jacket.
31:23Every Delacorte man has one.
31:26Oh, no.
31:29No, no, no.
31:31First you steal my house.
31:33Then you steal my identity.
31:35I will not let you steal my Delacorte ski jacket.
31:39This one's mine, not yours.
31:41Har, har, har.
31:42Do you have something on your throat?
31:44Har, har, har!
31:46Dinah, did you hear that?
31:48Oh, God, is that the...
31:51Call of my mighty stag, brother.
31:53I must go to him.
31:54I'm on duty bound.
31:55Fine.
31:56Go.
31:57I'll wait.
32:00Tis time, brother.
32:03Time for what?
32:04Tis time.
32:06I hereby challenge you to a stag duel.
32:12Right here, right now, in the snow.
32:16Be prepared to be charged.
32:19You don't want this, man.
32:20Then run it.
32:22Then charged again.
32:24I went to war.
32:25I have my tactics.
32:27Tactics?
32:28Easy, easy, easy, easy.
32:32I heard your call, brother!
32:35I don't want you to do it.
32:37I don't want you to do it.
32:38Oh!
32:40Oh!
32:46You all right there, stags?
32:54See you later.
32:58You may have won this battle,
33:04but you sure will not win the war.
33:13Don't worry about me.
33:14I'm fine.
33:18Miss, open the door.
33:19It's me.
33:21Douglas, I can't have you storm in my castle.
33:25I promised Devlin I wouldn't.
33:27Well, I think you will change your mind
33:29when you see what I am carrying.
33:31I have to prove that Norma isn't Norma.
33:35All right.
33:36Let's get in here.
33:42What is it?
33:43Can we have sex now?
33:45Proof first.
33:46OK.
33:47I have in my pocket a packet of letters
33:49that proves that not only does Agnes exist,
33:52but she is most likely a murderer.
33:57What?
34:05What?
34:05They're gone.
34:07I must have switched jackets with Robert
34:08when I was ramming him on the mountain.
34:10What?
34:11Forgive me.
34:12How long have you worked here?
34:14Oh, since the convent days,
34:17through the war times, through the neonatal times,
34:22right up to the ski chalet times.
34:26So you were here when it was a hospital?
34:30The glory days.
34:32You wouldn't have any records from those times.
34:37Birth certificates, perhaps?
34:48Excuse me.
34:49Well, how are you finding Switzerland?
34:54Well, it seems like my wife has completely abandoned me
34:59on our honeymoon, but otherwise, it's going swimmingly.
35:06Look, I'm sorry I gave your letters to Evelyn.
35:08That was wrong of me.
35:10But I'd still really like to be your friend.
35:13Ditto, pal.
35:15And don't sweat it.
35:18Ooh.
35:19Nice watch.
35:20Evelyn gave it to me.
35:22Did she?
35:29Right up with me.
35:30Oh, you changed for dinner.
35:33Well, in Palm Beach, we changed for breakfast, lunch,
35:36martinis, and dinner.
35:38Oh, how nice.
35:40I've been wearing the same shit for 40 years.
35:44I go slow, and these aren't what they used to be.
35:48You take your time.
35:49I so appreciate your kindness.
36:00May I tell you something, as a friend?
36:03Yeah.
36:06In Palm Beach, people only give a significant other fancy
36:10jewelry when it's not a birthday or a holiday for one reason.
36:17What reason?
36:21Guilt.
36:23It's an apology.
36:25An apology for what?
36:30Well, let me put it to you this way.
36:36Perry has four.
36:43I'm sorry.
36:47I hope that was the right thing to do.
36:54It was.
36:56Marriage is hard, Eddie.
36:58It's really hard.
36:59But if you love her, please give Evelyn a chance to explain.
37:03I've been her, as you know.
37:13Want to ski down with me?
37:16Can you keep up?
37:29You whore.
37:38You whore.
37:40Cozy room you've got here.
37:41Yeah, my little bird's nest.
37:45Rollins, you said, yeah?
37:46Penelope Rollins.
37:47Her father's name was Eugene, but everyone called him Skeet.
37:51I think you love this Skeet guy.
37:53I can tell.
37:54Another life.
37:57When I was just a Rollins, not that being a Rollins was simple, but since then I've tacked
38:02on so many names, I, I fear I'm getting further and further from myself.
38:08Live long enough as a woman, and you will be many people along the way.
38:14All of them will be you.
38:16Oh, that's what I'm afraid of.
38:19Racine, Muggles, Verth, oh, look, here we are.
38:26Rollins.
38:28Penelope.
38:30Penelope.
38:31Penelope.
38:32Huh.
38:33Papa named Eugene.
38:35Mama Linda?
38:36Yes.
38:37Penelope's mother's name was Linda, which is why she now calls herself Linda.
38:43One life.
38:44So many names.
38:46Yes.
38:51Why don't you stay up here for a little bit?
38:53Huh?
38:54Be alone.
38:55I think you might enjoy that.
38:57I might.
38:58Yes.
39:18I know you are out there, pretty thing.
39:29You do not want to do whatever it is you are thinking of doing.
39:40Let's go get some grub, yeah?
39:45Yeah.
39:46You know, back in the convent days, we nuns used to stick around in the back halls so their priests wouldn't be tempted.
39:54Jerks.
39:55Jerks.
39:56Yeah.
39:57Jerks.
40:11Come, sit by the fire.
40:13I'll go get the kid.
40:14He's in the shower.
40:15So what's your plan?
40:16Shoot him.
40:17What are you doing?
40:18What are you doing?
40:19Where did you learn how to pick a lock?
40:20Sister Immaculata used to make me break into the priest's candy bolt.
40:21Yeah, of course.
40:22In the orphanage.
40:23In the orphanage.
40:24It's all about getting the tongue in the rug.
40:25He's in the shower.
40:31So what's your plan?
40:33Shoot him.
40:35What are you doing?
40:42Where did you learn how to pick a lock?
40:44Sister Immaculata used to make me break into the priest's candy vault.
40:48In the orphanage.
40:49It's all about getting the tongue in the right place.
40:58Oh, Norma.
41:00I've become someone I don't recognize.
41:03Such is life.
41:05Tell me everything.
41:07I've misled so many people.
41:10People have been hurt.
41:12And worse.
41:14The idea of going back to Palm Beach for this big wedding of the season.
41:20For what?
41:22It's a big, disgusting show.
41:26You're going to be a mother, Mitzi.
41:29And a mother does what she must for her child.
41:33You make it sound easy.
41:35Switzerland was made for moments like this.
41:40What is this?
41:42A Catholic annulment.
41:44You'll be free of Douglas for good.
41:55Are we here?
42:03There they are.
42:05What are you doing?
42:06Taking back my Delacorte ski jacket.
42:08Stop being so turlish.
42:10Just let's go.
42:10Just leave it.
42:11Come on.
42:12Come on.
42:14I've left the food for dinner.
42:16Come on.
42:17Come on.
42:17Come on.
42:17Come on.
42:20Woo-hoo!
42:22Woo-hoo!
42:26Woo-hoo!
42:26Woo-hoo!
42:31Fancy.
42:32What's the occasion?
42:33This is a big, big night.
42:36And what is your window doing open?
42:38You're going to catch your death.
42:43Oh, please.
42:44You're just angry.
42:45Because father never loved you.
42:47It's because I knew his secret.
42:49What's the secret?
42:52He had a second family.
42:53Let's go.
43:23You're helping me!
43:25Help me!
43:26Help me!
43:27Help me!
43:28Help me!
43:30Help me!
43:32Help me!
43:53Help me!
43:55Help me!
43:56Help me!
43:57Help me!
43:58Help me!
44:02Welcome to the frambless whore-brew-burning!
44:07Yah yah yah!
44:23Help me!
44:24Help me!
44:25Help me!
44:26Help me!
44:27Help me!
44:28Help me!
44:29Help me!
44:30Help me!
44:31Help me!
44:32Help me!
44:33Help me!
44:34Help me!
44:35Help me!
44:36You okay?
44:37Aaaaah!
44:38Come on!
44:39I am fine!
44:41Posse poopers!
44:47I miss P. Moriarty.
44:50There's a period here.
44:52No.
44:55Norma's buried here.
44:59The real Norma.
45:03Norma Bones.
45:14You said no one would find you here, Norma.
45:17Missy's my favorite, so I invited her.
45:20You're attempting fate.
45:21Oh, pish.
45:22I'll keep her secret, Robert.
45:29What are you up to?
45:32Fire!
45:33Fire!
45:34Fire!
45:35Fire!
45:36Fire!
45:37So, this is what vacation is like.
45:39I can't believe you won't tell me about the Russian mole.
45:42You need to drop it, Ann.
45:44Sorry.
45:45My restless, inquiring mind is a curse.
45:50And I know you want to tell me.
45:52Aren't we there yet?
45:53As friends?
45:54As friends?
45:55As partners in this adventure?
45:56I can't tell you I lose my job.
46:00You hate your job.
46:01You're always saying how those people use you and take you for granted.
46:06And they don't see you as a real person.
46:08There's a Russian mole in Palm Beach.
46:09Someone with a direct line to the Kremlin.
46:10This person is highly connected.
46:11And although their identity remains unknown, it is known they run in circles with Pinky and
46:23Raquel Kimberly Marco.
46:24However, the Marcos have gone missing ever since they got arrested by the IRS in a secret raid.
46:35How do you feel?
46:37Great.
46:38Thought I was going to go crazy.
46:39You stay locked up inside yourself.
46:41It makes anyone crazy.
46:43Like that loon.
46:44Lottie.
46:45You know why they made sexy girls go away to places like this back then, don't you?
46:49There's Ann!
46:50Ann!
46:51Virginia!
46:52Come quick!
46:54Here, look.
46:55Look!
46:56Agnes P. Moriarty.
46:591890 to 1905.
47:02She's not alone.
47:07Who's Charlotte Moriarty?
47:091865 to...
47:12There's no death year.
47:13I mean, she's still alive.
47:15And why would girls sit to this place?
47:18If they were unmarried and pregnant.
47:20Charlotte.
47:21That's long for Lottie.
47:22So Lottie's enormous.
47:23Mother.
47:24Vandu!
47:25Sit down, Mama.
47:26Mama?
47:27Yes.
47:28We're all family here, or we could be.
47:29You all need to eat your Alfred McGronin.
47:30It's winter here.
47:31You're way too skinny.
47:32Missy's being a very brave girl.
47:34She's annulled her marriage to Douglas.
47:36It takes a lot of courage, Missy.
47:37However, there is a matter of the trust.
47:3882 million smackeroos.
47:41Weiner?
47:42Yes, please.
47:44That is a lot of money.
47:45And if they're all...
47:46We're on the back.
47:47We're on the back.
47:48You're on the back.
47:49Oh, no.
47:50We're on the back.
47:51And you're on the back.
47:52endangered.
47:53to douglas it takes a lot of courage mitzi however there is a matter of the trust 82 million
48:02smackaroos vena yes please thank you that is a lot of money just to leave sitting there well i
48:10have no intention of letting it just sit all you have to do mitzi is marry a delacorte
48:19you happen to know one robert
48:23yeah but i'm not a delacorte i adopted you you're my son but you are not a delacorte i've been a delacorte
48:33longer than you've been alive i say who i am nobody else i've earned this name and nobody
48:41is going to take it from me or from you shakespeare asked what's in a name i think he thought a name
48:50had no inherent value or meaning bozo he didn't have 82 million bucks attached to his the name delacorte
48:59saved my life and now is going to save this poor unmarried girl that money was never douglas's
49:11it was never maxine's hell it was never mine that money belongs to the child
49:18what do you say my boy do it for mother
49:32i'm getting married in the morning ding dong the bells are going to chime
49:48shut up mother
49:51so this is where you've been hiding nope not hiding
49:55ruminating ruminating anything you want to ruminate in my direction in fact there is
50:05that's what you want to do it for me i don't think that's douglas's baby
50:20i don't believe it i didn't either at first but then i pressed mitzi and i'm telling you that
50:26beam pole is up to no good she's a clever little rat rat i am working multiple lanes baby meantime
50:33maxine has no idea and i'm getting her to give me some of her half of the baby money to pay off the
50:38irs and then after linda yes linda gets here my bet is dollars to donuts one call to interpol and we get
50:46our house back
50:50wow and i did it all for us for you
50:53is that all is that all isn't that enough your wife is a genius my wife is a snake
51:02was it jed
51:15eddie
51:21i i love you
51:28happy honeymoon
51:32happy schnapps
51:41hot happy schnapps over here
51:45hot schnapps
51:47this your fountain of youth
51:50perhaps
51:52here's mud in your eye
51:54here's mud in your eye
51:57rough night
52:02that's an understatement
52:04perry
52:06i've been looking high and low for you
52:08i saw you being all chummy with your ex-boyfriend
52:12perry you are totally out of line
52:14hard hard
52:15hard
52:16come everyone gather around the fireplace i have a story to tell everybody
52:23come gather around the fireplace quiet please whatever you do don't tip her off that we know
52:29know what we know we have to keep her ignorant and buttered up so she'll spill
52:33quiet
52:33this is this is the history of trumpets told by me
52:42lucky
52:43trumpets had a different name once
52:46but that name has been forgotten to time what we do know is that she was a small town girl
52:55with big city dreams
52:58she found work as a scullery maid with mr and mrs crampus now i know that your santa class is just a nice fat man but
53:08our compass is not quite so cuddly he's covered in black fur he has horns and feet like a goat
53:17hard to believe that a man like this has an easy time with the ladies but
53:22women are easy lottie just ask this frumpus whore
53:26well then i curse you perry i curse you like the witch whore that i am
53:32hey no more from the peanut gallery
53:38so time passes frumpus falls in love
53:41she feels bad she cares for mrs crampus too but her love for the horned man is fierce
53:55it's strong it burns like a fire inside getting stronger and stronger day by day
54:03she makes a mistake as humans are about to do your room service has arrived perfect timing gosh i'm
54:18gonna want to read this first letter we had fun today together yes thank you
54:26okay here we go
54:36when mrs crampus finds out about their little secret and boy is she mad dear dad
54:46i hope it's okay that i call you that i keep writing but you never write me back dear dad
54:56oh these can't be from norma i saw you in the papers after you were shot i never thought i'd find you
55:15oh what well these are all addressed to robert
55:19tell us what's wrong
55:27her rage is so much that it threatens to destroy her she decided to destroy poor frumpus instead
55:38she threw lentils in front of the fire and then she told frumpus to run and get her broom
55:44to clean it up and then bam she shoved her into the roaring flames but what mrs crampus doesn't know
55:55is that she has infected frumpus with her rage
55:59the evil will be punished the karma will come anyone who has done wrong will be struck down
56:22and that is why i say beware the curse
56:28no
56:28no
56:29don't let me
56:30don't let me
56:31beware the curse
56:35of frumpus
56:46it's frumpus
56:47it's frumpus
56:59oh no
57:00oh no
57:00oh no
57:03help
57:04douglas oh sweetie now what's happening
57:14good bye again agnes
57:25de de de de de de de de de de voilà c'est comme ça depuis dix ans ce matin
57:32de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de
58:02It's not free, it's not free
58:04I telephoned with a little coffee in the bar
58:07It's not free, it's not free
58:12I'm not afraid of myself
58:13Every time I hear it, it's not free
58:16It's not free, it's not free
58:32It's not free
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