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The Apprentice (UK) - Season 19 Episode 100 -
(special) The Celebrity Apprentice: Christmas Special Episode 1
(special) The Celebrity Apprentice: Christmas Special Episode 1
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00:00Hello? Santa?
00:02Hi, it's Lord Sugar here.
00:04Oh, Alan. It's good to hear from you.
00:06Did you get your presents?
00:08Yes, thanks for the slippers. Perfect fit.
00:11Now, I wonder if you could do me a little favor?
00:13See, I've got these celebrities that I'm supposed to put through their paces for children in need.
00:19I don't suppose you need a few extra elves, do you?
00:22I think I might have just the thing.
00:25Lovely stuff. I'll send them your way.
00:27Bye.
00:28Goodbye. And, Alan, try to be good this year, will you?
00:33Oh, I'm always a good boy, Santa.
00:37Well, I hope they don't come up with a load of old baubles.
00:41Twelve famous faces are heading to London.
00:45In my 15 years on EastEnders, I survived sharing a hot tub with Ian Beale.
00:50If I can survive that, I'm going to smash this.
00:53As William Shakespeare said, though she be but little, she is fierce.
00:57That could be written for me.
00:59They're leaving their day jobs behind to do battle for BBC children in need.
01:04I am not here to play any games.
01:06I will throw anybody under the bus.
01:08In fact, I will throw the boss under the bus.
01:10Don't forget your Oyster card.
01:12I'm back in the ballroom.
01:14I can't wait to see Lord Sugar and show him what he's been missing.
01:17But impressing the boss...
01:19Let's make a load of money, yeah?
01:21...will be anything but child's play.
01:23Oh, these are burning.
01:24Oh, dear.
01:25Oh, my God, look.
01:26We've got this all under control.
01:27We've got bubble gum and white pepper.
01:28I just got sick in my mouth.
01:29Is that a good sign?
01:30Twelve celebrities.
01:31Where are you panicking from this kitchen?
01:32I'm panicking.
01:33I don't go into the kitchen.
01:34I attended my Deliveroo driver's wedding.
01:35One tough task.
01:36I'm a penguin!
01:39Do-do-do-do-do!
01:40That's going to be worth triple your orders, haven't it?
01:43All you experts have come up with that piece of crap.
01:45I mean, that is diabolical!
01:46It's down to business.
01:47Listen, mate.
01:48Your advert sucks.
01:49For children in need.
01:50You're fired.
01:51You're fired.
01:52You're fired.
01:53You're fired.
01:54You're fired.
01:55I'm fired.
01:56I'm fired.
01:57I'm fired.
01:58You're fired.
01:59I'm fired.
02:00I'm fired.
02:01I'm fired.
02:02I'm fired.
02:03I'm fired.
02:04I'm fired.
02:05You're fired.
02:1611am.
02:20The boardroom.
02:21Yes, would you please send the celebrities in?
02:36Hello.
02:44Thank you very much indeed, ladies and gentlemen,
02:47for giving and affording your time for this great charitable cause,
02:51which is for children in need.
02:53Now, erm...
02:55OK.
02:56Be good if I knew any of you.
03:00And I've got your CVs here, so...
03:03Right, Rob.
03:05Apart from guiding these people legally,
03:07what do you feel you might be able to bring in a business point of view?
03:11Well, I mean, I can freeze the assets of the other team, I'm hoping.
03:14LAUGHTER
03:18Now, Shazia, you're a comedian.
03:20Come on, tell me,
03:21what do you feel you might be able to bring to this?
03:24Decisive, a sense of humour.
03:27We've won, basically.
03:29We've won hands down.
03:31Right.
03:32We've got all the qualities that they haven't got.
03:36Don't start on us already.
03:38Shots fired.
03:40AJ. Hello.
03:41You sound like you've got a Cornish accent there.
03:43Cornish?
03:44How very dare you.
03:47LAUGHTER
03:48Blackburn, Lancashire.
03:49Blackburn, Lancashire.
03:50Yeah, you're a presenter of Big Brother, is that right?
03:52Yes, correct.
03:53What do you reckon you'll bring to this?
03:55I can bring me boys.
03:56I can bring...
03:57Oh, you can certainly talk.
03:59I've got that bit.
04:00LAUGHTER
04:01I can bring, you know, good work ethic and everything with 100% commitment.
04:08Good.
04:09Now, Tom, since when did you get celebrity status?
04:13I don't know.
04:14I don't know.
04:15I don't know.
04:16I mean, he was here as an ordinary candidate.
04:18I remember him well.
04:19Right.
04:20Now, he's here in Celebrity Apprentice.
04:24Bit of a wheeler-dealer.
04:26He sells Christmas cards on New Year's Day.
04:29LAUGHTER
04:30You're crying.
04:31I don't get upset.
04:32I mean, he's just...
04:33I've done his show six years ago and his show changed me life.
04:35And...
04:36Aww.
04:37I'm back, yeah.
04:38Four.
04:39It is exciting for me because you're the only candidate
04:41I might end up firing twice.
04:43LAUGHTER
04:44I hope not.
04:45I hope not.
04:46Fingers crossed.
04:47And now, Hedina.
04:48Hi.
04:49Hello.
04:50Four times world cycling champion, yeah?
04:53Unbelievable.
04:54Yeah.
04:55APPLAUSE
04:57What do you think you can bring to business?
04:59Ah, I can bake, I can cook.
05:01That's my skill.
05:02Whoa.
05:03Interesting.
05:04Oh, come on.
05:05Interesting.
05:06You'll find out in a minute.
05:08OK.
05:09So, anyway, JB.
05:11Yes, or Trigger?
05:12You're part of the band JLS, is that right?
05:14Yes, still am.
05:15Good.
05:16You're finally hoping to be a number one at Christmas then, yeah?
05:18Yeah.
05:19That would be very nice.
05:20Yeah, yeah.
05:21Any good in business?
05:22Well, I would like to think that I would be a person
05:26who's calm under pressure.
05:27Oh.
05:28I do like to win, but I also love working as part of a team, so...
05:32Good.
05:33Um, Charlie.
05:35Hello.
05:36You're a Radio One DJ.
05:38Dance, music.
05:39Yep.
05:40I prefer ABBA, actually.
05:42Money, money, money.
05:43That's what this is all about.
05:44Listen, I've played a lot of ABBA remixes on dance anthems.
05:48Welcome, welcome.
05:50And then we've got Matt.
05:51So you're legend on gladiators.
05:53Hello, Lord Trigger.
05:54Nice to meet you.
05:55You too.
05:56Um, now what's your strategy?
05:58You're gonna hit everyone with a giant cotton wool bud.
06:01Um, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna win.
06:03Love it.
06:04What do you reckon you'll bring to this?
06:05Yeah, I think just all round leadership, inspirational role model figure.
06:09I can, I already, I see these guys, I'll catch them and they're looking at me.
06:12I see I'm already having the, they can look to me just for guidance.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Okay, so look, enough of all this chit chat.
06:19I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna be doing.
06:21I'm sending you on a trip to Lapland.
06:26Come on!
06:30Yeah, Tom, Lapland is not a dance club.
06:36It's the official home of Santa Claus and you are gonna create your own gingerbread biscuits.
06:43What?
06:44Oh!
06:45Yes!
06:46You'll have to devise a recipe, brand your biscuit, shoot the TV advert and record a radio jingle.
06:53Then you'll launch your gingerbread to a room full of retailers.
06:58And here's the good bit, these guys are gonna place real orders with you.
07:03And they are gonna be on the shelves, in the shops, this Christmas.
07:08People to buy.
07:09So, Karen and Mike, my associates here, Karen has been with me for years in this process.
07:21And Mike, who's famous for his interviewing techniques, these two people don't miss a trick.
07:28I can tell you that now, okay?
07:30They report back to me and I will know every single thing that you have done.
07:35Now, the winning team is the one that secures the most orders.
07:41And unfortunately, on the losing team, at least one of you will be fired.
07:47Everything clear?
07:48Yes.
07:49Yes, Lord Sugar.
07:50Good.
07:51We've got a full load of money, yeah?
07:52Yeah.
07:53Yeah!
07:54Off you go.
07:56Three days to turn biscuits into serious dough.
08:00I feel with you, we've got the golden nuggets.
08:03I'll show the golden goose.
08:04I feel a lot of pressure on me now.
08:06Don't feel the pressure, just lay the eggs.
08:08But first a chance to suss out skills and one master show you one monster
08:14So this is a cooking challenge. You know how to cook
08:19My strategy going into this is wit and if that fails, I'll be bringing legal action
08:26Top of the to-do list
08:30Literally let's go
08:33Let's go a festive trip. Where we going? Oh that way
08:38To the frozen north. It's all jolly fiddlesticks talking about biscuits and Santa. Yeah, we gotta win
08:44Yeah, I'm not here to sit at the back. I'm scrappy. I'm up front always
08:49We won't be going anywhere unless we actually check
08:58Nothing to see here nothing to see here carry on
09:08Lapland
09:14Home of father christmas
09:16Reindeer and elves
09:26And now 12 celebrities
09:30On a mission to make pudsy proud
09:33Oh my gosh
09:39I feel like I'm in James Bond
09:46Come on girl
09:47First task for both teams
10:00We have arrived
10:01Yep
10:02Locked down a leader
10:04Who's up for being project manager?
10:06Making his case
10:07Barrister Rob
10:08You know having led teams in various challenging parts of the world
10:12It seems to me the most important we have the most extraordinary brilliant rich buffet of talent here
10:17Depth and range of creativity that is I mean world-class every single person
10:23So it seems to me that we are sublimely more gifted than the other teams
10:27And so all my votes are for you. Yeah Rob's got my vote. Yeah, yeah, I think you've got yeah, I mean
10:36These are
10:37Exceptional people when you have a wealth of that talent and a wealth of that experience the most important thing is to empower people to speak
10:44We live or die together, but if we fail
10:47I will be the first person to offer myself to be sacked to Lord sugar and on the least bit afraid of him
10:52I mean, you know my grandma was more frightening than him
10:54In santa's secret forest who wants to be a leader?
11:00It's gladiator Matt. Yeah, I would be a team leader versus singer JB. Let's fight for it
11:06We don't need to fight
11:10Matt why do you think you would be a great project manager? I don't I know I would be
11:16I've built two multi-million pound companies from scratch with zero investment, right?
11:21I also own a third company which I've pitched to portrait retailers and supermarkets in the food and beverage sector
11:27Which is exactly what we're gonna be doing. So we want a PM, right?
11:30I'm literally PM of the gladiators. I've been carrying that show for two years
11:33So if you're looking for a PM
11:35And what I love about you is the modesty and the humbleness that you bring
11:39Okay, well for me, I'm focused on the task so it's all about identifying everyone else's skills and how we contribute together as a team
11:47Yeah, so for me that would be my focus. Yeah, and we can get the best product get it on the shelves
11:53Sell it and do the job. Right. Let's vote all votes for Matt
11:57Matt
11:59Who votes for JB?
12:01I'm voting for JB
12:03Okay
12:05JB is project manager
12:07I think deep down Matt has definitely put out that I am project manager and I was chosen no less over him
12:13Kind of makes him not so much of a legend I guess
12:15The thing that we need to do first is a concept that's everything yeah focusing on festive feelings
12:23Everything's gonna emanate from that and everybody has to feel and invest a sense of passion and has to touch them
12:29Project manager Rob
12:31I wonder if what we should do is think about now for five minutes. Yeah, everybody telling a personal story
12:36And thinking about a concept that they've got for Christmas and why it touches them
12:40Christmas is just family. It's as simple as that
12:44I just got this vivid images of my mom walking out
12:47I've addressed in an African Congolese attire and full of colors and she's dancing
12:52She'll be playing some gospel music in the background
12:54So I'm one of seven children you come together and there's so many different personalities
12:58But you come together in this moment and there's just that love and that passion
13:03I hear that what is it that's special? What's the ingredient? What's the thing that's going to say?
13:08brought directly to you from Lapland
13:11As team leader the first thing Rob does is go story time
13:15One after the other, my darling, we're on the clock
13:19Tick-tock
13:20Not everyone's gonna get a chance to experience Lapland, right?
13:23So what's the one thing that we want to take back?
13:25Guys, what we are actually taking back are gingerbread biscuits
13:30Yes
13:31So that's what we need to focus on
13:33Bear in mind, we're pitching to supermarkets, right? So it needs to be something I think it has to be unique
13:41Chewing over ideas for their gingerbread
13:43What if we had some kind of animal? I've definitely seen reindeer
13:47Yes
13:48Like a penguin
13:49A penguin
13:50A penguin
13:51A penguin's a cute
13:52Yeah
13:53JB's team
13:55We've got to have one group who's gonna go and do the recipe development
13:59Then another group who's gonna be working on the branding, so the tagline, the product name, so on and so forth
14:03I strongly feel like I want to be involved in the branding side of it
14:06Yeah, okay
14:07Listen, I love food, right? There's no one that does food more than me
14:10I literally don't stop eating and I promise you I'll make the best flavoured biscuit in the world
14:14So for the brand team, I think we should have Matt, Angela, Sarah
14:19And then myself, Tom, Shazia will be in the recipe team
14:24Sub-team leader, I'm gonna go with Angela
14:27Okay
14:28Matt, you went for a manager, you didn't even get sub-team
14:31Sub-team
14:33That was the plan the whole time
14:37The task will be one on the marketing, so of course I'm in the marketing team
14:41And I'm not officially sub-leader, but I think we all, like, room between the lines, I think we know the real leaders
14:46I'm now exactly where I wanted to be
14:48Is that a joke?
14:49That was so well played, Matt
14:51You mortons have fallen straight into my trap
14:53Excellent work
14:54How embarrassing
14:58I would love the theme of naughty and nice
15:00That appeals to the bar humbug
15:03Still stuck in their talking circle
15:05So for me, I would go more traditional
15:07Yeah, same
15:08You definitely don't want, like
15:09Sorry, I would go more traditional, but I like bar humbug as well
15:13Rob's team
15:14So then, going back to the theme, the concept, the feel
15:18Sorry, I'm not clear, what is your theme?
15:21I literally don't know what you've decided on, guys
15:23Very good question
15:24Very good question
15:25If we go down the bar humbug route, this could be our winning ticket
15:28Yep, bar humbug with a heart
15:30Yeah
15:31Bar humbug with a heart
15:32Yeah
15:33Yeah
15:34I've been doing The Apprentice now for more than a decade
15:38And I've got to tell you, I've never seen a brainstorm like it
15:41There were six people, all brainstorming their own idea
15:44No one listening to anyone else
15:46It was absolute chaos
15:48So I'm teaming, I'm going to nominate you, AJ
15:50So just to be clear then, we are going to go off and do something with the branding under the themes of Naughty and Nice
15:57With an inclusive, festive feel
16:01Yeah, Christmas is a time to be grateful
16:04Wouldn't it be a really good thing if we were to write on the back of the packaging about what you're grateful for
16:08Okay
16:09Let's go, let's go
16:10Good luck, everyone
16:11Should we go dashing through the snow?
16:13Dashing through the snow
16:1511am
16:17Today, half of each team will produce sweet treats
16:22I mean, how about we put something different like chilli or
16:25No
16:27No chilli in a biscuit, you nutter
16:29While the rest cook up brands
16:36It's not a great start, guys
16:37But listen, we have started, we need to stick to the brief
16:40What brief?
16:41I knew more about your Christmas traditions than I did about the theme
16:45But haven't we had a lovely time doing it?
16:47Yeah
16:50Ho ho ho
16:51In the heart of Elves Village
16:53Oh look, there's an elf
16:54There's two of them
16:55Hello
16:56Hello
16:57The gingerbread house, kitchen base for Rob's team
17:00Oh, it smells so nice
17:02All right
17:03Taking the lead
17:04Paralympic athlete and Masterchef winner
17:07This is me in my element
17:09Kadena
17:11I feel like we start with shapes
17:12This is like
17:13So that's important too
17:14Yeah
17:15Oh
17:16So that's how we can like figure out where we start
17:17What do we have here?
17:18Obviously we've got Santa's hat
17:19Okay
17:20I don't know what on there
17:21I don't like the look of that
17:22What's that?
17:23That's a cupcake
17:24So this is a cupcake
17:25Okay
17:26But I think if we turn it upside down
17:28Right
17:29We can use this as Santa's beard
17:30And then we can create his head and his
17:33That's actually fricking genius
17:34Do you know who we are?
17:35In an ideal world
17:36We've got two versions
17:37Naughty nice
17:38Naughty nice
17:39Right, so we've got two different flavours as well
17:40Is it
17:41Is that
17:42Absolutely
17:43We can have the two
17:44We're in
17:45We're in
17:46How lucky are we to have you right now?
17:48When it comes to cooking
17:50I have no transferable skills whatsoever
17:52But the good news is that Kadena is a world-class cook
17:56You are our head chef
18:00Deep in Santa's secret forest
18:02I'll be chief taster
18:03Okay, yeah
18:04Putting Tom's talents to good use
18:06JB's band of biscuit bakers
18:09Right, shall we start by making the base?
18:12Yep
18:13130 of caster sugar
18:15Nice and sweet, just how I like my biscuits
18:1885 golden syrup
18:20I could drink that
18:21Don't be shy
18:23There we go
18:24That's 85 grams of golden syrup
18:26Did you just eat that?
18:27Go and whack it in there
18:30That's it
18:31And then treacle
18:32How much treacle?
18:33Uh
18:34Look
18:35Tom
18:36Where is it?
18:37It just ate a lot of treacle on its own but
18:40What's it like?
18:41Tastes like tar
18:42Next we're going to need to put the flavours in
18:44I've got an idea, yeah?
18:46Go on
18:47What about this?
18:48Bubblegum and white pepper
18:50Bubblegum?
18:51White pepper?
18:52Trust me
18:53That would taste fantastic
18:54Oh, Chateauneuf the backrunners
18:56Look at the end of the day
18:58We are doing this for children in need
18:59Okay?
19:00We want to raise as much money as possible
19:02Oh, look at that
19:03Smells amazing
19:04I'm going to make sure that biscuit tastes amazing
19:07Smells amazing
19:08And sells loads
19:09A bit harsh
19:10Can we try it?
19:11Go on, try a bit of this
19:12Yeah
19:17That's nice
19:18That is nice
19:19That is nice
19:20That's nice
19:21That's really nice
19:22I think that's good
19:23Mate, that's banging
19:24That is banging
19:26On the menu for the rest of each team
19:29Bake up a brand
19:30Oh, this is cute
19:31Oh, look
19:32Oh, Santa's Toy Factory
19:34Oh, do you think this is the, um
19:36Naughty and nice
19:38Naughty and nice
19:39At the wise old elf's house
19:41Face things first
19:42We need to come up with a product name
19:44AJ pushes for a name with bite
19:46I'm thinking
19:47Gangster Claws
19:49Just imagine, like, Santa would like a lot of gold chains around his neck
19:53Or Gratitude Gingerbread
19:55Okay
19:56Something to do with gratitude
19:57You know what Rob was talking about
19:58I was thinking of Frosty Trickster, for example
20:00Jolly McTrouble
20:01I like Jolly McTrouble
20:03Jolly McTrouble's good
20:04Yeah
20:05Yeah
20:06At Santa's Toy Factory
20:07This is actually quite a good sized door for me
20:09It's perfect
20:10Yeah
20:11Bringing their idea to life
20:12Oh
20:13Okay
20:14It's business
20:15Sarah, Matt and Angela
20:19A name for the penguin
20:20We did, obviously, think straight away that it needs to be a p-p name
20:23Yeah
20:24What about Plucky?
20:25Like, as a little p-plucky little
20:27That's very cute
20:28Isn't it?
20:29I love that
20:30I mean, the only thing that's just occurred to me is it does rhyme with a f-word
20:33That's true
20:34Um
20:35Okay, so that's one
20:36Yeah
20:37So, number two, pocket, pocket
20:38I never know how to say penguin
20:40Penguin
20:41Penguin
20:42Penguin
20:43Pocket penguin
20:44Or he could be, that could be his name
20:45Pocket the penguin
20:46Matthew, what would you suggest?
20:47Let's go
20:48Your choice
20:49I'm saying
20:50Pick the floor, Matt
20:51You're so full of it
20:52Penguin
20:53When you slam somebody else's idea, you need to have something to offer instead
20:55Gary the penguin
20:56I think Gary the penguin because
20:58Gary the penguin
21:00So hang on, just bear with me, I'm in the super market
21:02I'm in the super market, I'm just acting this out for you
21:04What would you like?
21:05Boring product, boring product, boring product
21:07Boy, Gary
21:08Pat
21:09Patty
21:10Paul
21:11Pedro
21:12Oh, there we go
21:13Paolo
21:14Let's see how you react to different names
21:15Paolo
21:16Peter
21:17Peter the penguin
21:18Gary
21:19Brian
21:20Oh, that one
21:21You like Gary?
21:22That might be the stars aligning and the universe guiding us
21:27I actually think we can play with it, we can lean into it
21:30Like, I do wish Gary was a woman, but like, aside from that
21:34Okay, Gary the penguin, let's go
21:36As sub-team leader, I am feeling a little clammy
21:43I genuinely thought that was going to be quite simple and focused
21:48Is anyone else slightly dying inside at the thought of Lord Sugar going
21:53Gary the penguin
21:55His name is Alan
21:56Exactly
21:57Yeah, I think it's fine
21:58Gary's better than Alan
22:03Back at the gingerbread house
22:05Can I get you guys on measuring?
22:07I'll do it, but just wait, you'll be ill
22:09For Kadina's kitchen crew
22:11No, honestly, I never understand how people can't bake
22:14Because you just put the stuff in the stove
22:17Things start to crumble
22:19The way you're panicking from this kitchen
22:21I'm panicking, I don't go into the kitchen
22:23Where you are in the kitchen now?
22:24I honestly attended my Deliveroo driver's wedding
22:27Right, so what's the first thing on the list?
22:30Right, plain white flour
22:32275 grand
22:33Just a tiny
22:35There we go
22:36Wonderful
22:37How much is that?
22:38130 grams
22:39130 grams
22:40What's the next thing?
22:41The next is the golden syrup
22:43You're getting it everywhere, Rob
22:44It's all right
22:45One thing I can do is cleaning
22:47I'm just not good at cooking
22:48Who's in charge of making sure we get this recipe right?
22:51You
22:52Right, well, golden syrup, 85 grams
22:54Well, we'll start from the beginning, Donny
22:56Right, so, 275 grams of plain white flour
22:58What's next, babe?
22:59Icing sugar's 100 grams
23:00Yes, I've done 100 grams of icing sugar
23:02Right
23:03Er...
23:04Oh, sugar
23:05Yes
23:06I'm distracted, we've done it in the wrong order
23:07I'm gonna keep an eye
23:08You're interfering with the surgeon
23:09What
23:10How much corn is it, Erwin?
23:11Oh, there's so much going on
23:12What's wrong?
23:13What's up?
23:14This recipe is wrong
23:15Oh, my God
23:16What's missing?
23:17What's missing, Chef?
23:18You made me add in 100 grams of icing sugar and that's for the icing
23:22The icing, I have to say, it did occur to me, it felt a bit strange
23:24Can we just...
23:25Can we just...
23:26Can we just...
23:27Can we just...
23:28Right, we've got to start again
23:29Start again
23:30Rob put himself and Eddie in the kitchen with Kadina and God knows why
23:34They've slowed the process down, they've mixed up the icing
23:37I mean, she's done a good job on her own
23:40With two sort of very naughty elves trying to help her
23:43We're gonna do this properly this time, right, we're gonna do it properly
23:47At the wise old elf's house, what about being naughty to get on the good list?
23:52No!
23:54Tasked with bringing heart to their bar humbug biscuit
23:57I'm liking what you're doing but not enough to make it our tagline
24:00So, let's go with be naughty, get nice
24:04Yeah, fine
24:06AJ, Charlie and Jake
24:09I'm trying to think of Rob's thing that he said he 100% wanted
24:13Was some kind of note in there which gives you the opportunity to say what you're grateful for
24:18But, you know, the theme is bar humbug
24:21Is bar humbug really the energy that passes on like love and gratitude?
24:28I just want to make almost an executive decision here and say we're not doing letters
24:33Oh no!
24:35I said it! No!
24:37He's gonna take us to the cleaner
24:39That's on you then AJ
24:41I'm not getting involved with that
24:42Listen, why don't?
24:43I don't, okay
24:44No
24:45I can't agree to this behaviour
24:48I can't agree to this
24:50I don't like to stick by the rules all the time but when it's something like this and it's serious I feel like we have to
24:55He'll be fuming! I've got to see him for another few days
24:58At Santa's toy factory
25:01The little biscuit that's a big treat
25:03Thank you
25:04Thank you
25:05Yeah, that's actually, that is good though
25:06Thank you, thank you Matthew
25:07I feel so validated right now
25:09Matthew thinks it's good, it must be
25:11The other team play with potential taglines
25:15It's kind of like a do, like do you
25:17Eat me, do you
25:18Yeah
25:19That's not quite right
25:20Wow, wow
25:21That's not the first on that
25:22It's not quite right
25:23Ignore that, Mike
25:24Mike, don't write that down
25:25No, everyone says their biscuit's good obviously
25:27Rebel
25:28A cheeky treat
25:29A cheeky treat for your little rebel
25:30A cheeky treat for your little rebel
25:32Oh, hang on
25:33Hello, the brains of the operation speaking
25:36The brains of the operation?
25:38How are you, gang? How are you doing?
25:40Yeah, we're quite good
25:42Go on
25:43Maybe we should find out your flavour first
25:45Yeah
25:46Bear with us alright
25:47Just hear us out
25:48That's not a good start is it to this
25:49We've got bubblegum and white pepper
25:53Are you joking?
25:54Yeah, yeah, alright Matt
25:55Listen, it's got loads of protein, you'll love it
25:57I just got sick in my mouth, is that a good sign?
26:00No, it's called innovation
26:02Listen, we've tasted it, it tastes fantastic
26:04Honestly
26:05You taste it, it's different glass, okay?
26:07You've hit us with that, would you like us to hit you with the nail?
26:09Yes, please
26:11So
26:12Are you ready?
26:13Yeah, we are ready, we think
26:14Three, two, one
26:16Gary the Penguin
26:18Who?
26:19What?
26:20What?
26:21Say again
26:22Gary
26:23Gary
26:24Gary
26:25Hello?
26:26Hello?
26:27What's it called?
26:28What's it called?
26:29Gary, Gary, it's called Gary the Penguin
26:32Wait, wait, wait, wait
26:33Gary, that's the bland leading the bland, it's bland
26:36No, the tagline is, a cheeky treat for your little rebel
26:39A cheeky treat for your little rebel
26:41Sell that Tom
26:43I think you're going to have your work cut out for your selling pepper biscuits to kids to be honest
26:47Oh my god, it smells lovely
26:49Hey, listen, listen, guys, we're going to have to love you and leave you
26:51Hi, well done, good work
26:52We'll say hi to Gary for you
26:53Yeah
26:54Yeah, sure, he's with us
26:55We're actually sitting in a room with Gary right now
26:57Good flavours, guys
26:59Bubblegum, white pepper
27:01If someone said go and choose the worst flavour you possibly could
27:05Hi
27:06Podsy
27:07Hi
27:08Oh my gosh
27:09Oh, Podsy, we're trying our best
27:11We really are
27:12I'm so sorry about you
27:13Podsy
27:14Put your thumb up if you like bubblegum and white pepper
27:17Oh
27:18All together, all together
27:20Oh, oh
27:21Gary loves you
27:22That bodes well
27:24Guys, I'm calling the marketing team now to see what we're doing
27:26Brilliant
27:27OK
27:28Hello
27:29Hi, AJ
27:30How are you doing?
27:31Really good, how are you?
27:32Good, really good
27:33Godina and Eddie have come up with something fantastic
27:35It's joyful
27:37Can you hear me all right?
27:39I can hear you, but I'm just going to stop you right there
27:42Joyful
27:44We went away from this morning's meeting
27:46Clearly saying that we were going to go down the alternative route of Barhumburg
27:50And the first word you've said to me is, it's joyful
27:53Oh no, we're having a joyful meeting, don't worry
27:55Oh, lovely
27:57Don't barhumbug until
27:59Yeah, love
28:00Rob, can you tell us the design you've gone for?
28:03It's going to be Father Christmas
28:04But the icing
28:05It's going to have two different flavours, right?
28:07OK
28:08Right, so we've got all of that and we're hoping that
28:11One of the things you might do when you give that person that biscuit
28:14Is that part of your design is going to be about
28:17Handing over something to another person
28:20Rob, do you want to know the product name?
28:22Yes
28:23The product name is called
28:25Jolly McTribble
28:30What?
28:31OK
28:32What, he's some sort of Scottish pirate?
28:33No, he's not
28:34What about the, have you got on the packaging this idea about an expression of gratitude
28:39Something like the packaging
28:40You know, I'll be completely honest with you Rob, I wasn't as keen on the letter
28:47I feel quite strongly about that bit of the packaging
28:49We were all talking this morning about warm feelings about Christmas
28:52And if it's beef
28:53Absolutely, but we also was talking about humbug
28:56Yeah, it could be, it could be happy Christmas, I hate you
28:58No, I'm just going to give Rob a little massage
29:00And then we'll be alright
29:01No, no, it's fine, it's fine, Charlie, Charlie
29:02Go ahead, Charlie
29:03So, just to confirm
29:05The little note, would you like that on the packaging
29:07Or would you like that in a form of like a letter inside
29:10I'll leave that entirely to you guys
29:12It's just be nice to like, have that extra
29:14I think it might be nice on some extra element of the packaging
29:17Okay, listen, good luck everyone
29:19Alright, listen, we have to go Rob, so listen, good luck
29:21Let's have fun
29:22Listen, enjoy it guys, thank you
29:23Have a good one
29:24Thank you, bye bye
29:25Thank you
29:26Okay, Rob was really clear on the fact that he definitely, definitely wants a note
29:32This is as much as I don't want a note
29:34We're having a note
29:35Yeah, we're having a note
29:36We're having a note
29:37We're having a note
29:38On the other team
29:40So what's the best way to decorate this in order to sell it?
29:44Working on ways to give their penguin pizzazz
29:47Got to link in Christmas because there's nothing about the name or the tagline
29:51Yeah
29:52I've got it
29:53What about if we put him in a Christmas jumper?
29:57Yeah!
29:59Shazia, Tom and project manager JB
30:02Okay, where's your bag?
30:04There we go
30:05Right, I'll crack on with this, yeah?
30:07Whoa, this is like well too runny
30:10Oh my god, look
30:11Can we make the next bit a bit thicker?
30:13Oh no
30:14I've got this all under control
30:16It's so runny
30:17I'm holding it with a spoon
30:19Nice, eh?
30:21Nice, eh?
30:22Push it in
30:23Put all in the handle
30:24Yeah
30:33Guys, we've only got a few inch left, yeah?
30:35Yep
30:36Look, I ain't saying I'm running the show here, right?
30:39But I thought of the design, yeah?
30:41Thought of a little Christmas jumper
30:42Even thought about the recipe
30:44But that's what we do
30:45We lead from the front but sit at the back
30:48About us
30:49There you go, here, have a little
30:51Oh, should we try some?
30:52Yeah
30:53Let's have a little piece
30:55Nice, eh?
30:56It tastes nice
30:57It does, eh?
30:58It tastes nice
30:59Good
31:00If they're sold on the look
31:02They'll definitely be sold on the biscuit
31:063pm
31:07So what I'm thinking for the logo is Jolly McTrouble
31:10In like a bold colour, maybe red
31:12Branding their biscuit
31:14What do you think?
31:15Actor Jake takes the lead role
31:19Ooh
31:21Maybe Jolly McTrouble on one line
31:22No, I think it looks better split
31:23I've got to be
31:24Okay, why don't we try
31:25Is there any way that we have Jolly up here?
31:28Yeah, on the top
31:29McTrouble down here
31:30Well, I've got to be honest
31:31I don't think the Jolly McTrouble is striking enough
31:34I think you need the logo in your face
31:36I'm just thinking, do we need some illustration on this?
31:38No, no, it's not going to work
31:40Instead of just saying, no, no, no
31:42We should try, try, try
31:43AJ, can I just say
31:45But let's have a look
31:46AJ, can I just say
31:47I don't think we should change it
31:48So you don't want any illustration on it?
31:50I don't think so
31:52Very difficult, innit?
31:54When you get three people and they've got sort of three different ideas
31:56Tempers are flaring a little bit
31:58Yeah, wish me luck
31:59What about underneath that then?
32:01We could go
32:02I'm grateful to you because
32:05So that we still include the gratitude bit
32:07So maybe the simple gratitude text is grateful for
32:12Do we want two and then a line so they can fill and name it?
32:15Yeah, exactly
32:16Yes, yeah
32:17Two
32:18That looks alright
32:19Be naughty, get nice
32:20I can't like that
32:21Oh, that's lovely
32:22Be naughty, get nice
32:23And then this is them being nice
32:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
32:26Oh my god
32:31Just a quick question
32:33Just a quick question
32:34Yeah, do we still like each other?
32:37Back in the gingerbread house
32:39Rob, if you try doing the design for the cookies
32:42You start making the icing so we've got the different flavors
32:44A flurry of pressure
32:45A Santa hub is red and black
32:47Because he's drawing my trouble
32:48And a white beard
32:49And a sprinkle of panic
32:51Oh, these are burning
32:53Oh, dear
32:55We need to get this
32:56Oh, my goodness
32:57That's ten minutes
32:58It's a tad bit dark on the outside
33:00Just a bit crispy around the edges
33:02Right, so we've got Jolly Mc Trouble's hat
33:04Which is black and red
33:05It's made of Christmas pudding
33:06We've got the Christmas pudding in it
33:08And his beard is white
33:09Yep
33:10And it's made of vanilla
33:11Yep
33:12Okay
33:13Can I be honest with you?
33:14Yeah
33:15What does that look like to you?
33:16It looks like a mountain snowman
33:17It looks like a mountain snowman
33:18It looks like a mountain snowman
33:19Should we have one more go with this new icing?
33:21Yeah
33:22Yeah
33:23For the hat, can we not just have like a red line and a black line like that?
33:26It's getting messy
33:27It's all right, don't worry
33:28Don't worry
33:29He needs to have a full beard
33:31Yeah
33:32Bless no money
33:33Yes, but
33:34I mean, it looks dreadful
33:36But it's all about the marketing
33:39Well, they finally got a product
33:41But God, they've made hard work of it
33:43It looks a bit messy
33:44And then they burnt the biscuits
33:46I do hope by the time these are manufactured professionally
33:49They taste better than that lot looks
33:52Let's give it a try
33:59There's a burnt coming through
34:01We've done what we could do
34:02Okay
34:05On the other team
34:06The main thing is that we lean into the look of Gary
34:08Yeah
34:09And Gary's vibe
34:10Am I right, Gary?
34:11Absolutely
34:13Packaging up their penguin
34:14We have 17 minutes left
34:16And I think it's good to be under time pressure
34:18Because that's when geniuses produce their very best work
34:21Yeah
34:22Sarah, Matt and Angela
34:24We actually have so much to do
34:26No
34:27So let's crack on with this guy, yeah?
34:29I think it's much funnier with tiny little eyes with glasses
34:32Yeah, yeah, yeah
34:33And the eyebrows up above being like quite physical is funny
34:35Yes
34:36I just think we've got a Christmassy year top
34:37Yeah, fine, I agree
34:38Right now, should we get his jumper on?
34:40Because that's what will make it read as Christmas
34:42Okay, yeah, so it's V-neck
34:43Yeah
34:44No arms because his little flippers are out
34:45Guys, quick decision
34:46Yes, go
34:47Curly pointed green toe shoes
34:48Curly pointed
34:49Right, sorry
34:50Can we change the feet?
34:51We don't have time
34:52We don't have time
34:53Okay, that's perfect
34:54Why don't we have Gary on his jumper?
34:55Oh, I like that mate
34:56I like that
34:57Yeah, that's very cute
34:58And then around it, can you have snowflakes please?
34:59And this is going to be a circle
35:01This is going to be on a sticker
35:02And Gary, could you look for a new house for me?
35:05Three beds
35:06For the garden
35:07Can you drop in snowflakes?
35:08Yeah
35:09Yeah
35:10Tiny bit smaller
35:11Tiny bit smaller
35:12Bit smaller
35:13Bit smaller
35:14Look, mismatched
35:15Some of them big, some of them small
35:16Yes
35:17Go wild, let your creative juices flow
35:18Go mad, go mad
35:19If you don't move on, you're going to end up with a white box
35:21Erm, the box, the box, the box is going to be green
35:23We could have mini Gary's all over the box
35:25We could have mini Gary's all over the box
35:27But we've got to get bubblegum gingerbread in there somewhere
35:29On the box?
35:30I don't know, what do you think?
35:31Oh look, Mike's absolutely loving it
35:34Oh
35:35And then we just want pudsy on the box
35:37And I think we're all done here, ladies and gentlemen
35:43Should we see what pudsy thinks?
35:44Yeah, let's go and tell him he's on our box
35:46We're also going to need to practice this
35:48Yeah
35:49At the end of the day
35:50The very foundation of our product is Gary, isn't it?
35:54And that was my idea
35:56I'm not the official PM, but I think I'm like the king
35:59I'm the project monarch
36:01Woo!
36:02Wow, what a long day
36:03Day complete!
36:04I feel dazed and confused
36:09Do you know what?
36:10We've got what we've got
36:11And we are where we are
36:13No matter what
36:14Tomorrow is a new day
36:167am
36:23Matt, stop pushing me
36:27You're on pin ice, lads
36:29Catching up with his Christmas crew
36:33Hello!
36:34Hey!
36:35Look at how cute we all look
36:37Yeah
36:38Project manager Rob
36:40So how did it go for you lot?
36:42As ever, you know, first day you make some sort of fundamental errors
36:46Rob literally had this horrified face when I said, do you want to do some measuring?
36:50Which gave me no confidence that he was going to do anything
36:54But you ended up with a biscuit in the end
36:56Yeah
36:57And it tastes alright
36:58I don't know what
36:59I'm telling you, I'm happy with the flavours
37:00Are they right?
37:01That's one thing
37:02I'm really happy with the flavours
37:03Even though they were burnt?
37:04Caranova states her case somewhat
37:05Oh
37:06Yes
37:07I don't think they do
37:08The middle bit was edible
37:09The edges were slightly burnt
37:14Yesterday was an interesting day
37:15Are you happy?
37:16Are you happy?
37:17Yes
37:18We're super happy with Gary
37:19Gary's look is amazing
37:20And he's humour
37:21We wanted Tom in chief
37:22We wanted humour
37:23Alright, well let's have a look at your branding
37:25Shall we?
37:26Don't worry
37:27Oh my gosh
37:28Here we go
37:29Here you go
37:30Oh, I love it
37:32I think I'm going to cry if you don't like it
37:34I'm so invested
37:35I love the boots
37:36I love the jumper
37:38Matches the green
37:39Yeah, yeah, yeah
37:40It matches our penguin
37:42The colours are great
37:43When I first heard Gary the penguin
37:45I ain't going to lie to you
37:46I thought, where's your Christmas connection
37:48But now I've seen it
37:50With the little penguin
37:51He's the same
37:52Gary
37:53He's exactly the same
37:54He's got the green jumper
37:55I feel confident we can sell this
37:57Yeah
37:58For me, we have aligned
38:00They looked like it was intentional
38:02And our two productions
38:04We've hit the break
38:05Very well
38:08For Rob's team
38:09Let's take a look at
38:11Jolly McTrouble
38:12Oh gosh
38:13Here we go
38:14Here we go
38:15A first look at their festive biscuit
38:20Oh my gosh
38:21That's better than what I actually thought it was going to be
38:22That is actually very good
38:23Listen
38:24Can we have a little look?
38:25That is clean
38:26Be naughty, get nice
38:27We've got the black so it's like
38:28Yeah, I'm a little bit of a rebel
38:29Okay
38:30But you know, I still want to be a bit naughty
38:31Listen, look
38:32This looks very traditional
38:33Yeah
38:34It's not on theme of barhamburg
38:36And I'm looking at a cookie
38:38That is traditionally
38:40Yeah
38:41Santa
38:42I hear you
38:43It's traditional
38:44Wait a minute
38:45It's traditional from our side
38:46It's traditional from your side
38:47But
38:48Here we have a Jolly McTrouble
38:49We've got a story
38:50Is this Santa?
38:51Is it Jolly McTrouble?
38:52The point is
38:53There's enough in there
38:54To turn this into a fun
38:56Barhamburg-y thing
38:57But also a little bit of a beautiful traditional edge
39:00I know that AJ wanted something a little bit more barhamburg
39:06But it's rudimentary and it's fun and it's for the kids
39:09I feel sure we can turn the gingerbread into Jolly
39:12What's he called again?
39:14For JB's team
39:16It better taste nice
39:17The proof of the pudding
39:19I'm telling you now
39:20That tastes different glass
39:22And enough to stand out from the ground
39:24Is in the penguin
39:25Here we go
39:26One, two, three
39:32Can you taste the bubblegum?
39:33Tastes good
39:34Totally
39:35That's a good biscuit
39:36It's good
39:37There we go
39:38Hey
39:39It's surprising
39:40I mean I'm getting a little bit afterburn
39:44The longer we wait
39:45The more the heat is building in my mouth
39:47What? For white pepper?
39:49I've eaten the most of it
39:50And I would say
39:51There is a slight afterburn
39:52But you know what?
39:53Kids eat cookies with milk
39:55Yeah
39:56You've eaten a lot of it
39:57Considering you've got a few complaints
39:59No, no, no
40:00It's not disgusting
40:01Yeah
40:02It's not disgusting
40:03Can we try and do our tag one?
40:04Go the penguin
40:05It's not disgusting
40:07There are two flavours here, right?
40:09Just to be clear
40:10Yeah
40:11So this is vanilla
40:12Yeah
40:13And this is Christmas pudding
40:14The point was that you can split it
40:16It's both naughty and maybe nice
40:18Rob, can we try it, please?
40:19Yeah, try it
40:20I actually want to try it
40:21For jolly muck trouble
40:23Crunch time
40:24So we've got butter caramel
40:26And then we added in some cinnamon for the base
40:28So you could taste it like
40:29You should get cinnamon coming through
40:31The flavours are coming in a little bit
40:32Yeah
40:33That is definitely Christmas pudding
40:35And vanilla on the bottom
40:36That vanilla is really lovely
40:38Really lovely
40:39Oh, this is incredible
40:40OK, guys, so what was that, babe?
40:41Let's just be honest
40:43And stop doing the niceties
40:45That does not taste of vanilla
40:47But
40:48I would eat it
40:49I really genuinely believe kids will love that
40:51Yeah, I do
40:52They'd like the taste of it
40:53I do
40:54I feel like it would appear
40:56No-one wants to be the voice of reason
41:00It's fine
41:01I'm just worried that when it comes to presenting this
41:04In front of Lord Sugar and the retailers
41:07They are going to scrutinise it
41:09Everyone else seems eternally optimistic
41:11But
41:12They're lying
41:13The biscuit turns bad
41:15I think our biscuit
41:16Although it's rudimentary and simple
41:18Ultimately it's all in the marketing
41:20That's what we're doing today
41:22And let's just have fun
41:23Smash it
41:24Learn from our mistakes
41:25Get on with it
41:28What's the plan today?
41:29We've got two tasks to complete
41:30Yeah
41:31Obviously two teams
41:32Yeah
41:33They will be slightly different to yesterday
41:34I would love to be on the ad team
41:35I'd love to be on the ad too
41:36I would also love to be on the ad team
41:37Alright, well then maybe I'll be on the jingle team
41:39With Angela, Sarah
41:40Yeah
41:41Matt, you join the ad team
41:42With Shazier and Tom
41:43The last thing is to appoint a sub-team leader
41:47I think
41:49I'm going to go with
41:51Tom
41:52Yeah
41:53The sub-team leader
41:54You missed out again, Matt
41:56How do you
41:57How do you
41:58How do you
41:59How do you
42:00You've had three chances
42:01And you haven't been nominated once
42:05What's happening here
42:06It's quite clearly
42:07JB in particular
42:09Sees me as a threat
42:10I think you'll see
42:11At the end of the day
42:12At the final boardroom
42:13I think
42:14The real leader will come to the fore
42:15Listen, I get it
42:17I get it
42:18You're still a legend
42:19Listen, I'm a threat
42:20I get it
42:21I can understand
42:22I'm a threat
42:23You're all the same team
42:24Come on
42:25Let's go
42:26Come on
42:2711am
42:28Let's do this
42:29Gary
42:30Today
42:31Both teams will film festive ads
42:33How's he sub-team leader?
42:34I've done it before
42:35Yeah
42:36And lay down jolly jingles
42:39Oh Gary
42:40The penguin
42:41Where's he at?
42:42Where's he at?
42:43He's in the snow
42:44What?
42:45Boom
42:46Christmas
42:47Back at the hotel
42:48House trap line
42:49Don't forget is be naughty get nice
42:50Yeah
42:51So it's absolutely essential
42:52That the story
42:53Has that in it
42:54Aiming to get things back on track
42:56What about this?
42:57Two people are racing
42:59Uh huh
43:00But one goes ahead
43:01Yeah
43:02Before the green light
43:03Rob's ad squad
43:05And then along comes jolly much like out of nowhere like a Santa
43:08And hands it to the nice one
43:10Yeah
43:11Okay
43:12And then zoom you take over
43:13The other one speeds away yeah?
43:15Yes
43:18Across the woods
43:19I've got an idea
43:21Yeah that I want to run past you both
43:23Pitching a biscuit blockbuster
43:25Yeah
43:26Moving it's touching
43:27It's going to get people wanting to buy
43:28Gary the biscuits
43:29Yeah
43:30Tom
43:31We could have
43:32Some thieves
43:34Trying to steal
43:36All the Gary biscuits out of the shop
43:39All of a sudden
43:40A stampede
43:42Of people come running across the camera
43:44Screaming shouting
43:45We want Gary
43:46And the guy on the door goes
43:49Guys I'm sorry
43:50We haven't got any Gary the penguins left
43:53But
43:54It's a good idea
43:57I would have rather something more uplifting than a robbery
44:02I mean
44:03People getting robbed and murdered at Christmas
44:06It's not really
44:07It's not really my thing
44:08I don't think it's really anyone's thing really
44:11This is giving like gangs of New York
44:14Do you know what I mean?
44:15You know what I mean?
44:16Yeah
44:17Fatal attraction
44:18For me it's not doesn't scream Christmas
44:19You don't mind better
44:20Don't mind
44:21Let you
44:22I've got it
44:23Don't worry
44:24If we're going to have someone coming in trying to steal the stuff
44:27Scrooge would work better
44:28Yeah yeah
44:29Scrooge goes into the shop
44:31And goes
44:32Bah humbug
44:33Gary comes running in
44:34Takes him out
44:35Yeah
44:36Bosh
44:37We're doing that
44:40Midday
44:42Tasked with recording jingles for their gingerbread
44:47Oh this is giving me band-aid vibes
44:50For both teams
44:51Yeah
44:52Yeah
44:53That's great
44:54A chance to add bells and whistles to their campaigns
45:00Right guys
45:01We've nailed down
45:02That kind of a main like sound
45:05Yeah
45:06What are we thinking lyrics wise?
45:07So I've got here
45:08Santa's on his sleigh
45:09Yeah
45:10Biscuit twist on the way
45:12Ooh
45:13Charlie
45:15Same
45:16Yeah
45:17Lyrics locked in
45:19Oh here we go
45:20Here we go
45:21We're getting a Harlem show from Cass
45:23Come on
45:24Next
45:25Lay down a vocal
45:26Charlie's on the sleigh
45:28Biscuit twist on the way
45:30Rushing through the ice
45:32Be naughty
45:33Get nice
45:35Oh my god
45:38God bless Kadina for having a go
45:40But she's recorded the jingle and her voice
45:43Woo
45:44I thought mine was bad
45:45This is pretty poor
45:46If that has to go out
45:47It's certainly not going to help sell any biscuits
45:49Charlie's on his sleigh
45:51Biscuit twist on the way
45:53On the other team
45:56What we really like to do
45:57Is have a snap
45:59Like a biscuit crunch
46:00Can we just get a biscuit from the canteen and record it in real twice?
46:03We can
46:05With five number ones under his belt
46:07Like
46:08Yeah
46:09Yeah
46:10Yeah
46:11JB hones in on his next hit
46:14Okay can we go from the sleigh bells please?
46:17Yep
46:18Okay let's get the melody down
46:19Yeah
46:20Yeah
46:21Alright
46:22Everybody
46:23Gary the penguin
46:24Do-do-do-do-do
46:25Gary the penguin
46:26Do-do-do-do
46:27Gary the penguin
46:28Do-do-do-do
46:29Gary the penguin
46:30Do-do-do-do
46:31He's a festive biscuit treat
46:34Ooh
46:35Okay
46:36Auntie with the do-do-do-do
46:37If we can keep them up in the mix
46:39Up in the mix?
46:40Yeah
46:41Not obviously overpowering the questions
46:43In the mix
46:44You know the ad-libs
46:45But if we can just still have a layer
46:46Just keep them up in the mix
46:47Underneath so we can feel them
46:48Yeah
46:49Can we just do another pass?
46:50Yes
46:51JB really came into his own
46:53He knows how to brief a sound engineer
46:55He knows how to get a sound out of things
46:57He knows how to deal with his team
47:00I was really impressed by the end
47:02Gary the penguin
47:03Do-do-do-do
47:04He's a festive biscuit treat
47:07Well done
47:09Are you just kidding?
47:10Yes
47:11Yes
47:12At Levy Spirit
47:13Obviously the style we're going for
47:15I feel like I might have someone we could call on
47:18In need of a Christmas miracle
47:20Maybe a bit of Tom Grennan
47:22Okay
47:23I can work with that
47:24That sounds good to me
47:25Would you be happy with that?
47:26Absolutely
47:27Radio One DJ Charlie calls on a pop star pal
47:32Tommy!
47:33Hello mate, you alright?
47:34Just woken up you know
47:35Oh gosh
47:36Oh God
47:37Then I've
47:38So listen Tom
47:39We need a massive favour
47:41We're making a jingle for a gingerbread biscuit
47:44But most importantly
47:45It's all about children in need
47:47Because it's you
47:48I'll do it
47:49Are you actually serious?
47:50Because I could cry right now
47:51I would love to hear what you've got
47:53Yeah, Kadina's recorded a perfect reference
47:56Like beautiful voice
47:57Yeah?
47:58Yeah
47:59Yeah
48:00Jolly's on the sleigh
48:0150 quid up the way
48:03Washing through the ice
48:05Be naughty
48:06Yet nice
48:07We need you to take it up a notch
48:09This is where you come in
48:10Let's just do it
48:11Jolly's on his sleigh
48:13Biscuit twist on the way
48:15Rushing through the ice
48:17Be naughty
48:18Get nice
48:19Oh
48:20Oh my God
48:22Oh my God
48:23Star vocals in the bag
48:26Thank you so much
48:27I'll tell you what Tom
48:28We've been looking for that key all day
48:30Jolly calls on one more carol singer
48:33Yo
48:34Oh my God you answered
48:36Craig
48:37You're looking really well
48:39What's happening?
48:40We've been given the task of making the jingle
48:41Now we cannot believe we're saying this
48:43But we've already got Tom Grennan on board
48:45And we would absolutely love your help
48:48For you Charlie and the fastest children in need
48:50And your team
48:51I'm in
48:52Are you serious man?
48:53Are you serious man?
48:54Charlie's on his sleigh
48:55With some twists on the way
48:57Oh yeah
48:58I should do that
49:00Oh my God
49:01Yeah
49:02That's the one
49:03Come on Craig
49:05Oh my gosh
49:06None of us are singers
49:08Kadena gave it her best shot bless her
49:10And you know good for her for taking them on for the team as well
49:12But the fact that we've been able to get professional incredible artists to do this for us
49:17I'm buzzing
49:18It's got Craig Dave and Tom Grennan on the phone
49:20Oh my God
49:21Calm down
49:22Jolly McTrouble
49:23Be naughty
49:24Get nice
49:25You know what Craig
49:26I just wanted to ask you
49:27Between Rewind
49:28Seven Days
49:29Fill Me In
49:30And Jolly McTrouble
49:31This is my favourite hit
49:33Johnny McTrouble's leaning in there you know
49:35This is what I think
49:36This is what I think
49:37What a great catalogue
49:38And Tom
49:39What a voice man
49:40What a guy
49:41And what a collab
49:42What a collab
49:43You're going to be Scrooge
49:47Yeah
49:48And I'll be the penguin
49:49On the other team
49:50Right come and let's go
49:51Let's go over there
49:52Preparing to shoot his TV ad
49:54Here's your jumper but our penguin has no sleeves on his jumper
49:57Tom gets into the role of Gary
50:00There's no chance of ripping that
50:02I thought you were strong
50:03You're not going to rip that off
50:04What are you doing?
50:05You've just gone into the jumper mate
50:06Tom
50:07You've just literally ripped
50:08You ripped the jumper
50:09You've just ripped a massive hole in the other jumper
50:12Oh my gosh
50:14Tom
50:15We ain't got much time
50:16Tweedledum and Tweedledoo
50:18What don't drag me in unfortunately
50:19The pair of you
50:20I literally said don't do it
50:21We've got an hour
50:22What do you mean the pair of you?
50:23I didn't rip the clothes
50:24Not the pair of you
50:25It's nothing
50:26I literally said don't do that
50:27There's another jumper
50:28There's another jumper
50:29Okay
50:30There we go
50:31Right
50:32Get ready for the transformation
50:33I'll tell you what
50:34Straight away
50:35Yeah
50:36He looks like Gary automatically
50:37He literally actually does
50:38You know what
50:39The transformation
50:40It's not Gary now yeah?
50:41The transformation is unreal
50:42Hello I'm Gary the penguin
50:45Oh man
50:46We're in the boardroom
50:47I'm telling you right now
50:49That was good
50:50So when do we start filming?
50:51No
50:54For Jolly Mctrouble
50:56So first thing can they have two cars on the starting line
50:58With director Jake in the driving seat
51:01He's in his bossy era
51:02I like it
51:03Rob and AJ go head to head
51:06Right you ready?
51:07This is just to reveal you both waiting at the starting line
51:10So it's just a look between you
51:12Do you want me to cue you for the look?
51:13Cue us for the look?
51:14Yeah okay
51:15Yeah that looks great
51:16Yep ready
51:17You rolling?
51:18Yep
51:19Look at each other
51:21And then look forward
51:22Alright nice
51:23And cut
51:24Alright lovely
51:25Smashing it
51:26You're in your element
51:27Yeah
51:28Easy isn't it?
51:29And
51:30Action
51:31Ha ha ha ha
51:33Come on go go go
51:38Winner
51:39Go
51:40Woohoo
51:41Yeah
51:42That's fun round there isn't it?
51:44Great
51:45Just skidding
51:46I've got skid marks
51:47Me too
51:48Yesterday this team was very chaotic
51:53They didn't have a plan
51:54They didn't get a lot done
51:55They spent more time arguing than they did doing
51:58Today they've come in with a new approach
52:00And I have to say that's what this team has needed
52:03And Jake has to take credit for that
52:06What are you doing you lunatic?
52:08It's Christmas
52:09Santa's post office
52:11Oh them biscuits we all have
52:13And like nicking them yeah
52:14Still putting his stamp on their ad
52:15Right 3, 2, 1 action
52:16Tom
52:17No!
52:18That's what I mean
52:19Yeah
52:20Next one
52:21Right so roll roll now roll now
52:22Rolling
52:23Okay so you react on the no yeah?
52:24Yeah
52:25Go
52:26No!
52:27No!
52:28I might be a little rebel
52:30But Gary the penguin biscuits they're bold
52:31They're unique
52:32They stand out
52:33Come with me
52:34Because I love you so much Gary
52:36I'm coming
52:37Come on let's go
52:38I'm coming with you
52:39I think Tom thinks he's going to be the best
52:41But I love you so much Gary
52:42I love you so much Gary
52:43I'm coming
52:44Come on let's go
52:45I'm coming with you
52:46Come on let's go
52:47I'm coming with you
52:48Come on let's go
52:49I'm coming with you
52:50I think Tom thinks he's Guy Ritchie
52:53They're trying to fit almost an entire movie
52:56Into a tiny little TV ad
52:59They've just got too many ideas going on in there
53:02We've smashed it out of the park
53:04That's a wrap
53:05Let's get it up yeah
53:06Well done well done
53:07Well done well done
53:08Well done
53:09I need to take your clothes off because I'm melting
53:124pm
53:13While half of each team cuts Christmas ads
53:17Oh
53:18Hello
53:19Come on we've got an advert to edit
53:21Come on
53:22For JB, Angela and Sarah
53:25A quick trip to see the big man himself
53:28Very cute
53:29Look at the bell
53:30So cute
53:31Oh
53:32Come in come in
53:33Hi Santa
53:35Hi Santa
53:36Father Christmas
53:37Hello
53:38Welcome
53:39Hello
53:40I wonder what flavour your ginger biscuit is
53:44Ah
53:45That's a secret
53:46I tell you what
53:47We have designed our own gingerbread
53:50Really?
53:51Yes we have
53:52Ah
53:53I have to taste it
53:54Just have a little glass of milk beside it
53:55Yes
53:56Because there's a bit of a spicy kick in it
53:57Really?
53:58Yes
53:59I'm sure it will be good
54:00Okay
54:01Can we get that in writing?
54:02Oh
54:03Oh
54:04Thank you
54:06At Northern Lights Village
54:08Lovely I love this
54:09I love that
54:10Go
54:12Yeah very good
54:13While Jake gets their advert across the finish line
54:16How many seconds are we up to?
54:1728 seconds
54:1828 seconds
54:19Alright
54:20How long is they having this week?
54:2130
54:22Yeah jump cut to that
54:24Yeah
54:25Yeah good
54:26On the other team
54:27No!
54:28That's brilliant
54:30What is it on now?
54:31One minute
54:32We've only edited the first bit
54:34Yeah
54:35There's a lot more to go
54:36Tom's festive saga continues
54:38How long was our title at the time?
54:40No they didn't give us the time
54:41No I think it's under two minutes like it's got to be realistic
54:44Hang on
54:45We're up here
54:46You are halfway through your edit
54:48You're already at a minute long
54:50Yeah
54:51You do realise this is for a 30 second television commercial don't you?
54:55No it's not
54:5630 second limit
54:5730 seconds?
54:5930 seconds?
55:01Well we're going to have to re-edit this
55:04Oh no
55:06Erm
55:07Did you read the brief?
55:09Yeah we did read it
55:10I'm dyslexic
55:11I'm going to put a dyslexic card
55:13I don't speak English
55:15No we can't
55:18We've got to cut about three quarters of this edit up now
55:21Let's get the scissors out
55:22Oh you're kidding me
55:24Come on we can do this
55:25OK we forgot about it
55:26That is devastating
55:27We forgot about it was 30 seconds
55:28You just ruined my Christmas Mike
55:30Matt you ruined your own Christmas
55:31Read the brief
55:32Listen let's just sort it out
55:34Come on
55:35Let's see what we can do
55:36Look that can be bangs
55:37Stop stop stop
55:38Half a second yeah
55:39Keep going
55:40Yeah there
55:41Prop that start bit
55:42Come on Bush
55:43We can make that pick up quicker as well yeah
55:45Let's stop
55:46That can be shorter can't it
55:47That can go
55:48Yeah so just cut it
55:49Get rid of the rest of that
55:50So this whole section is gone
55:51The whole thing?
55:52Yeah that's gone yeah
55:53Bang
55:54I mean Mike's done us dirty there isn't he really?
55:56Mike sat there watched
55:58Watched us pour our souls into that edit
56:01And then decided to tell us that we'd gone over the thing
56:04So we had to do some aggressive chopping
56:06But somehow pulled it out of the bag
56:09I honestly feel that that was emotional
56:13Funny
56:14Considering in the last five minutes we've just cut three quarters of ours
56:18That's pretty incredible effort
56:237pm
56:24Biscuits ticked off
56:26One day
56:27Well done
56:28I felt like today went well
56:30But the proof is in the pudding
56:31We'll see when we get to London
56:32We'll see what Lord Sugar thinks
56:34Ads in the can
56:35Boy
56:36Let's go
56:37Well done guys
56:38The other team are going to love that video aren't they?
56:39I'm buzzing
56:40I've loved it
56:41But I can't wait to get back to London
56:43To do the pitch
56:45And to sell Gary the penguin biscuits
56:47To all the retailers
56:48It's got to be a piece of cake
56:49Literally
56:50Next stop
56:52London
56:56Next time
56:57What is going on?
56:59Biscuit breakdowns
57:00How are you going to throw me under the bus?
57:02It's not about throwing you
57:03We're there
57:04We're under the bus already
57:06Half-baked pitches
57:08I was going to be daddy of the year
57:10Oh no you weren't
57:11Yes I was
57:12Oh yes I was
57:13And in the boardroom
57:14All you experts come up with that piece of crap
57:17Crunch time
57:18You're fired
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