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01:29There she is, Mrs. Rollins, freshly bathed for her journey.
01:35Thank you, Lottie.
01:36You've been incredibly kind.
01:38A mother at long last.
01:42Auf Wiedersehen, Vanellope.
01:44May you have a blessed future.
01:46General Harrison's eggnog.
02:06Bourbon, neat, whole milk.
02:13Grootsy pals, that's hello in Switzerland.
02:16Grasshopper, Danka.
02:20Prepare to leave your Palm Beach worries at the door and become newer, better European versions of ourselves on the continental continent.
02:27Are you ready to capture Norma and throw her in a dark hole forever and ever, amen?
02:33What happened to leaving our troubles at the door?
02:35This isn't an ordinary trouble.
02:36This is a tripart mission.
02:38One, avenge my sister.
02:39Two, get you out of the basement of the FBI.
02:42And three, give you a lights-out, explosive headline that's bound to win to a Pulitzer.
02:47Three stones, one, identity, thieving, murderous.
02:50Even so rather thrilling.
02:52Maybe some time away might give me a fresh career perspective.
02:56Nothing like some alpine air and an international woman hunt to clear the mind.
03:02Evelyn, listen, I want...
03:04Oh, okay.
03:04I wanted to thank you as my conservatress for coming with me on this Swiss sojourn.
03:09I'm not coming abroad with you.
03:11I'm coming abroad with my gorgeous husband.
03:13Right, darling?
03:14A perfect opportunity for a late honeymoon.
03:17Son, ski, me.
03:18It'll be nice to take a break from the stress of the business.
03:23What stress of the business?
03:25Oh, look, it's the incubator waddling in for a landing.
03:28Oh, everyone, clear the path.
03:30Make sure there's no tripping hazards here.
03:32VIP, very important passenger, coming through.
03:35Shut the fuck up, Maxine.
03:36Please, hold the sauce, sister.
03:38I'm just trying to help you out.
03:39Like when you played dead and haunted me?
03:42I could kill you.
03:43I really could.
03:43Are we about to have an incident?
03:46No.
03:46No incident.
03:47Because any incident you cause will be cause for rejection.
03:51As a decorated airman, you have my solemn air crew vow that there will be no cause for
03:56rejection between my ex-wife and my wife.
03:59You?
04:00A pilot?
04:01Yes, ma'am.
04:02I proudly flew the Dallas-Cleveland-Atlanta route for 20 solid years.
04:06Oh, big mom.
04:08Yeah, big mom.
04:09Yeah, big mom.
04:11Good job, Dave.
04:12Big mom.
04:13String philosophy.
04:14Douglas, I think the air hostesses are making fun of you.
04:18Bula and Bula were big men too once.
04:23In the war.
04:24In the war, we were huge men.
04:27We were fighter pilots.
04:28Now we're back to doing women's while pushing vorm nuts.
04:32Only good part of every speech layover is taking Bula's blame for a spin.
04:37I docked it at our sister's La Chalet Villa that rip.
04:43Where's the bathroom?
04:45In the rear.
04:47Take your seats.
04:50Go ahead.
04:51Is there anything about me in there?
05:03What are you doing here?
05:04For your informazione, we are on a secret mission.
05:08Patch Post is threatening to spread a rumor that I'm Nixon's paramour.
05:12And my only salvation from societal ruin is the dim hope that Axel has some bejeweled eggs stuffed in a safety deposit box.
05:21The Black Widow and her mustachioed man on an international gambit full of intrigue and jewels and scandal?
05:28Why, you two are the Jenna and James Bond of Palm Beach.
05:31When you put it in those Maximian terms, that's a spirit.
05:36Let's take off.
05:41It's not my decision.
06:05I'm sorry, it's not myopath.
06:07It's not my choice, I'm not my choice.
06:08It's my choice.
06:11It's my choice.
06:12It's my choice.
06:15I don't care.
06:20It's my choice.
06:21Did you visit your portrait?
06:48You still don't understand how it's possible.
06:51Switzerland is how.
06:53It never takes sides in the who's who and the what's what of the world.
06:57And it's more than happy to oblige the wealth and whims of one of its greatest families,
07:03of which you are now legally a member.
07:07Yes, but a painting doesn't make me a telecourt, Norma.
07:12In Switzerland, names are given, names are taken.
07:17And now, you have one of the most powerful, my son.
07:28Pardon me, ma'am.
07:29Oh.
07:30Is this seat taken?
07:31Where's Mitzi?
07:34Oh, she's in the bathroom again.
07:37It is quite a spiffy travel coat.
07:40Oh, yeah.
07:41The telecourt ski jacket.
07:43I always wore it when I, uh...
07:44Went skiing?
07:45Yeah.
07:46It's kinda like old times, huh?
07:50You and me, up in the clouds.
08:03I can't stop thinking about you.
08:05Douglas.
08:06Stop.
08:07I'm not gonna do to Mitzi what she did to me.
08:12Okay.
08:13Here's what I'm thinking.
08:15Once the baby comes and we free up the money, then I'll divorce Mitzi.
08:20I'll put her up someplace really nice.
08:23And you and I can get remarried.
08:25And I'll be a father.
08:28And as long as you're okay with having someone else's kid in our life, then...
08:33We could have it all.
08:35Yeah.
08:36The money, the name, the house.
08:39Well, maybe not the house.
08:41Unless you wanna shack up with a robber.
08:45Speaking of that...
08:48Something I wanna tell you.
08:51Gosh, how do I say this?
08:53Norma isn't Norma.
08:55Her real name is Agnes, and she's an imposter.
08:58So it's not really her house to give away in the first place.
09:00Hey, you're talking Swahili here, Max.
09:02Can you just focus on this?
09:03The house, the money, the fortune, all of it is...
09:07It's already yours.
09:11Sorry, I didn't tell you earlier.
09:13I just didn't...
09:14You didn't want me to squander away the money before you got your half.
09:18No.
09:19God, you know me so well.
09:21I do.
09:28Don't mind me.
09:30Gin and Tommy, please.
09:33What a nice watch, man.
09:35Evelyn got it for me.
09:36Oh.
09:38What was the occasion?
09:40She just loves me.
09:42Of course.
09:46I am sorry about the pickle the murder of my sister put the Pomeroy Al in.
09:50That is the least of our worries.
09:55Have a seat.
09:59Worries, you say?
10:00Do tell.
10:01You and me are gonna tĂȘte-Ă -tĂȘte.
10:15TĂȘte-Ă -tĂȘte.
10:16It's French, for even though you have a bun in that oven, Douglas most certainly did not do the baking.
10:22In fact, I think a certain alligator wrangler's spermatozoa is multiplying in that tiny uterus of yours, even as we speak.
10:29Your French stinks.
10:31They say a picture speaks a thousand words.
10:34I'm a very popular face in Palm Beach. Lots of men have my picture.
10:38I see.
10:39And do you love lots of men in Palm Beach, forever and ever?
10:45Either I blow the lid off this joint, or you give me half that baby money when the kid is born.
10:51I can't give you half the baby trust because Douglas already promised it to Maxine.
10:57Much to my chagrin.
10:59Chagrin? That's French for leave me the fuck alone.
11:10No. Come here often?
11:13Why the smug mug?
11:14A little birdie told me you might be having some problems with the old IRS.
11:17Well, it seems little birdies are in season because one just told me you're about to come into scads of money once Mitzi pops out her nugget.
11:24Yes, well, your little birdie tweets truth.
11:27And maybe I could send some of those scads over to the IRS on your behalf.
11:33Out with the if I sniff.
11:36If your business becomes my business.
11:39We're partners at the Palm Royale.
11:42I do believe I have you by the balls, if that's the right saying.
11:45Fine.
11:47Well, it has to be different this time.
11:49No scheming or double dealing, no secrets.
11:52In that case, um, I, um, I, I may have accidentally...
11:57Stepped out on Eddie. I know, I saw the apology watch.
12:00What are you talking about?
12:01Evelyn, everyone in Palm Beach knows when someone gives their significant other a fancy piece of jewelry when it is not a birthday or a holiday, they are indeed saying I'm sorry without saying I'm sorry.
12:12I feel horrible even after giving him the watch.
12:16Take it from me.
12:18Be honest from the start and then move on.
12:22Look at me and Douglas.
12:23Not the best example.
12:25Just do it today.
12:26Please.
12:28Promise.
12:30Promise.
12:31Please take your seats and strap in.
12:33Things are about to get a little boopy.
12:36Oh dear.
12:37This hotel has a fascinating history.
12:45First it was a convent, and then it became the Flugenorgon, an all girls boarding school before converting to a wartime hospital.
12:51Oh, there's another chapter, Anne, don't forget.
12:54When Norma Delacorte, nay, Agnes Hoosiewicz, it was boondoggled and hornswoggled.
12:59That's not what boondoggled means.
13:01What's your plan, gumshoe?
13:02You gonna storm the lobby and throw a butterfly net over her?
13:05No.
13:06It's kind of funny, huh?
13:07You all travel all the way to the other side of the world for a vacation, and you end up with the exact same people.
13:13That's just how rich people travel. It's a hurting instinct.
13:16Speak for yourself. I've never been to this hotel. It was Skeet and his first wife's special place.
13:22I never wanted to go because I didn't want to be haunted by her ghost.
13:25Being haunted's no fun, right, Maxine?
13:27Mitzi, you really must let that go.
13:29Besides, it was Virginia's idea.
13:31Oh, hell no. I'm not a part of this.
13:34We all just need to move on.
13:36Well, you know what I'm looking forward to the most?
13:39Skeet.
13:41Oh, same here.
13:42We used to play a game at boarding school called Bum Bum Rush, and we'd get silly on peppermint shops and race down the mountain in our skivvies.
13:51Oh, such a gasp.
13:55I'm right here, Dinah. There's no need to broadcast your skivvies.
14:00Listen, when we get to the premises, boys, you take all the luggage. Ladies, we'll fan out and look for Robert.
14:05He's the heart and soul of the Palm Beach, and he's never done anything bad to any one of us.
14:11We need to bring our native son home. Agreed?
14:13All right. Put the pedal to the metal. We've gotta burn to that.
14:16Oh, my God! I'm here to go! I'm here to go! I'm here to go! I'm here to go! I'm here to go! I'm here to go!
14:23Oh, he's rolling!
14:24Stop the car!
14:25Stop the car!
14:27we've been expecting you welcome to the phone we found him robert maxine thought you'd be
14:47stuffed in a dungeon still on your manhunt what are you planning to do throw a giant butterfly
14:53net over her no of course nor money you would arrive because of the verification of the baby
14:59she left a while ago i'll be at the bar me too she left this for you
15:06maxine by the time you read this i'll be long gone one step ahead of you as always please enjoy the
15:20skiing hot buttered beer and our famous urban hemiflugens swiss kidney chowder
15:29from my gap year in leipzig norma was always a fabulous host my son robert will see to your every
15:36maid
15:38son norma was pregnant
15:44norma adopted me i am now a delacorte officially
15:51is this because you and i had a fight maxine not everything is about you
15:56i'm just trying to find a peaceful life norma's not even norma you know
16:01so so all of it the life the delacorte mansion it's not yours it's in fact it's douglas's
16:08you bet your bottom dollar i'm gonna prove it
16:17her bellwoman lottie will assist you from here on
16:23that means goodbye
16:32lottie is it um would you mind directing us to the bank of course you just hop on the gondola
16:40take it all the way to the tippy top of the mountain just above the hall of delacorte
16:46same hall hall well jerks yes hi hi hi i was wondering if the honeymoon suite might be available
16:56we're at capacity due to frampus weekend what the hell is frampus weekend well frampus was
17:03compass's mistress who's crampus our santa claus demonic rat bastard frampus was mr and mrs
17:12crampus's maid when mrs crampus found out that she was stopping her husband she threw her into the
17:19fireplace and burned her for being a conniving lying adulteress i believe that's yours no it's yours
17:34witch
17:36ladies new plan we have to prove that norma is not norma what find norma
17:42bones i don't know just start digging i'm not digging for some decades-old identity theft
17:48this is not gonna help my career excuse me sorry if i don't have a bunch of russian moles scurrying
17:52around this is the best we got what russian mole seriously sorry nothing virginia is this true
18:01hey max come on it's time to get to the bank okay just just nose around see what you can sniff out
18:04let's see tick tock we gotta go to the bank i'll be there in a minute i just need to call my doctor
18:13wind from south 40 knots big storm brewing tomorrow let me guess wringing your alligator sommelier
18:21no get on the gondola bitch evelyn oh ready to hit the slopes actually i thought we could do some
18:31whore broom decorating i'm sorry i'm positive i misheard you poor broom decorating the locals celebrate
18:38frampus weekend by decorating rooms like women and burning them it could be fun
18:42so fun what an asshole now i'm a guest in his hotel he has the stones to steal my house our house
18:56look at it back we just have to prove norma isn't norma that crazy old crackerjack can't believe she
19:02off to roommate don't call her crazy perry that is just a label society puts on women exhibit a
19:10frampus exhibit b me match pose threatening me with her smear campaign we should just cut
19:18babe head for the hills become swiss snow people
19:25but what about the children oh right the boarding school is awfully close
19:33austria then i'm sorry you have children i have four oh i'm not the father that's husband number one
19:44but i do like to think of them as my own for two days every other year bless my babies
19:51oh look i think i see the bank where look on the top of the mountain oh
19:54oh you would think after so many years i would get used to the altitude but i swear it is still a real
20:03knob gobbler were you here when this was a boarding school before that toots do you happen to remember
20:11norma delacorte by any chance oh yes norma of course a real spitfire it's a shame she had to leave after
20:20her father died but as is our good fortune she has been our benefactress ever since she loved her alma
20:27martyr what about a little girl named agnes i don't remember her
20:37you know what you really should do what's that ask me about me i have had a very interesting life
20:44but all anybody cares about are the young patooties did you know that i used to be a nun i know hard
20:52to think of a sexual muffin like me hiding all of my bushels
20:56i was a hot to trap girl so they stuck me in a convent nothing more frightening than a sexual woman
21:08you two understand how long you been together oh oh we're just work colleagues i'd like us to be equal
21:15partners but one of us won't let the other one in on her top secret secrets sure partners is that
21:22your word now i'm a catholic we love your famisms oh look there's from us fine looking woman eh her face
21:33looks like it's falling off well what do you expect her boss threw her into the fire
21:45something in the buttermilk ain't clean
21:52something in the buttermilk
22:02hello
22:05maybe they're closed hello sorry about the bait only one man on deck me
22:14borg everyone else took off for the frampus weekend yes we've heard you're all going to the
22:21whole broom burning tonight yours truly is master of ceremonies i'm sorry from down here you you are the
22:30spitting image of my brother benny you're benny barnhill's twin brother we're a mirror image identical
22:40twins i'm a twin oh gosh isn't it wonderful it's like two hearts beating as one i haven't talked to
22:46that dark lock in 40 years oh thank you hello dina donoghue my fiancee axel rosen hips is recently
22:56deceased and we would like to visit his safety deposit box rightio and let me guess the rest of you are
23:04here for the baby verification right looks good she is pregnant oh that's it oh no of course not
23:15safety deposit boxes are upstairs everybody else join me at my big desk
23:22okay okay so it looks like we just need the signature of the ex-wife so that she can at least a claim
23:41on the funds and then we can as you are there i can say get this zigan on the road okay that's me
23:49hello ex-wife ready to sign that certificate yes there you go no grandparents no parents no kids
23:56dead twin oh uh there is no maxine porting on the claim we need the signature of uh penelope rawlins
24:08yes what what why we were never married only engaged well her name was at the desk beneficiary
24:18yet some apparent okay moment of truth
24:27nothing
24:31nothing and i assume you need her signature before you can release the funds correct
24:37that is correct unless all parties have signed by midnight on the hundredth year of the trust
24:43endowment it becomes the property of the swiss government oh god oh god i'm gonna have the
24:50worst reputation in palm beach for centuries oh my god i'm certain i'm gonna certainly regret asking
24:56this but when is that hundredth anniversary tomorrow
25:05there you go thank you
25:09wait wait wait what sometimes i wake in the dead of night
25:14to see agnes staring at me i swear she's planning something horrid
25:27so this means none of us get any money
25:30this was all for nothing not nothing but not 82 million dollars
25:35let me think so linda is still in poland currently on tour with the bolshoi ballet
25:50ladies
25:53hello i was wondering if your plane happened to be nearby of course
25:58um would you mind if my ex-husband borrowed it to perform an act of economic heroism
26:06i'm not letting mr big steve take off on my street
26:13what you need
26:14it's a very very dangerous mission it would require courage and and death to find female
26:23bravery go on you would need to fly behind the iron curtain to extract a woman who is being forced
26:31to wash dance belts against her will
26:39yes is that a yes
26:53oh thank you very much indeed
26:57there all done
27:01who does that look like
27:04me maybe eisenhower
27:08i'm in desperate need of another cocktail would you mind
27:12oh
27:16for me
27:16hello
27:20urgent news i don't have to sign the baby papers linda does
27:25fuck a duck no no you can keep that pala virgin i solved it i i sent the two swedish
27:30stews over to poland to fetch her and she'll be here by morn wait a minute you mean to tell me you
27:35knew where she was this whole time i know i'm sorry it was a secret that i was keeping before we made our
27:41packed listen she's going to get here and sign the paper
27:45fudge i just realized i had to show my birth certificate
27:49how are we going to prove that linda is who we say she is
27:52well linda was born here there's got to be a record of it somewhere
27:56i'll talk to that old lottie coot good thinking pal have you told it yet
28:07the watch will have to suffice well if it makes you feel any better i i have been contemplating
28:12having an affair with my ex-husband you cannot do that maxine well why because if mitzi finds out
28:20she'll divorce him and then no one gets any money yes and also it's bad bad things come from bad
28:27things look at frampus it's true oh i don't know what i was thinking he's about to have a child with
28:33another woman would it change things if he wasn't um having a child with a another woman of course
28:45i'm happy for him i guess in some way i don't know it's complicated yes it is just do what i say
28:56and do not have sex maxine i mean it thank you
29:03your drink my lady i'm so sorry darling i'm going to have to take it on the run
29:09about pressing business to attend to regarding our future but you enjoy yourself what what about
29:19our horror brooms i don't understand how did evelyn get my picture she found it in my wallet which fell
29:25out of my pants because i was having sex with you had sex with evelyn hey i'm just doing what i have to
29:33do i'm playing dress up with a crazy lady who thinks i'm a ghost i'm doing my part you do yours i'm having
29:41a baby is that not sufficient jed kill evelyn i can't do that i'm pregnant oh bootlegger i'm ready for my
29:54bubble bath do what i said or don't come home we weren't supposed to hurt people
30:03oh stag brother prepare to reclaim your birthright
30:27james and jenna bond have your proof the real norma wrote my axel all about her creepy roommate
30:36agnes who guess what was plotting something horrid i knew it oh i did it i saved the day
30:46actually we did hit the slopes good luck dearest axel agnes is at it again
30:55and she's always lurking in the shadows like some sort of ghost she's usually quite peculiar
31:02many ways her behavior has taken a turn that is more unsettling i do not know what to do oh
31:10what a beautiful day man incredible you should take a trip down the bunny slope potter sublime
31:16what are you wearing my delacorte ski jacket every delacorte man has one oh no
31:26no no no no first you steal my house then you steal my identity i will not let you
31:36steal my delacorte ski jacket this one's mine not yours
31:40what do you have something on your throat dinah did you hear that oh god is that the call of my
31:52mighty stag brother i must go to him i'm duty bound fine go i'll wait tis time brother
32:01time for what it is time i hereby challenge you to a stag duel right here right now in the snow
32:16be prepared to be charged you don't want this man then run it then charged again i went to war
32:25i have my tactics tactics
32:41you're right there stags
32:54see you later
33:00you may have won this battle
33:04but you sure will not win the war
33:11uh don't worry about me i'm fine
33:18open the door it's me
33:21douglas i can't have you storm in my castle i promised devil and i wouldn't well i think
33:28you will change your mind when you see what i am carrying i have to prove that norma isn't norma
33:35all right just get in here
33:42what is it can we have sex now
33:45proof first okay i have in my pocket a packet of letters that proves that not only does agnes exist
33:52but she is most likely a murderer
34:05what they're gone i must have switched jackets with robert when i was ramming him on the mountain
34:10what forgive me how long have you worked here oh since the convent days
34:17through the war times to the neonatal times right up to the ski chalet times
34:24oh so you were here when it was a hospital the glory days you wouldn't have any records from those times
34:37birth certificates perhaps
34:39that's not a problem
34:45oh
34:49excuse me
34:54well how are you finding switzerland well it seems like my wife has completely abandoned me on our
35:00honeymoon but otherwise it's going swimmingly
35:03look i'm sorry i gave your letters to evelyn that was wrong of me but i'd still really like to be your friend
35:13ditto pal and don't sweat it
35:15oh nice watch evelyn gave it to me did she
35:29right up with me oh you changed for dinner well in palm beach we change for breakfast lunch martinis
35:37and dinner oh how nice i've been wearing the same shit for 40 years
35:42yes i go slow these aren't what they used to be you take your time i so appreciate your kindness
36:00may i tell you something as a friend yeah
36:06in palm beach people only give a significant other fancy jewelry when it's
36:11not a birthday or a holiday for one reason what reason
36:21guilt it's an apology an apology for what
36:31well let me put it to you this way perry has four
36:41i'm sorry
36:47i hope that was the right thing to do
36:54it was
36:56marriage is hard eddie it's really hard
36:59but if you love her please give evelyn a chance to explain i've been her
37:04as you know
37:13want to ski down with me
37:14turn to keep up
37:29you whore cozy room you've got here yeah my little bird's nest
37:44rollins you said yeah penelope rollins her father's name was eugene but
37:49everyone called him skeet i think you love this skeet guy i can tell
37:54another life when i was just a rollins not that being a rollins was simple
38:00but since then i've tacked on so many names i i fear i'm getting further and
38:07further from myself live long enough as a woman and you will be many people along
38:13the way all of them will be you yeah that's what i'm afraid of
38:19racine muggles birth oh look here we are
38:27rollins penelope papa name eugene mama linda yes penelope's mother's name was linda
38:39which is why she now calls herself linda one life so many names yes
38:47why don't you stay up here for a little bit be alone i think you might enjoy that
38:56i might yes thank you
38:59i know you are out there pretty thing
39:19you do not want to do whatever it is you are thinking of doing
39:34let's go get some grub yeah
39:41yeah you know back in the convent days we nuns used to stick around in the back halls
39:51so the priests wouldn't be tempted jerks yeah jerks
39:57come sit by the fire i'll go get the kid
40:25he's in the shower so what's your plan
40:32shoot him
40:34what are you doing
40:36what did you learn how to pick a lock
40:44sister immaculata used to make me break into the priest candy bolt
40:47in the orphanage it's all about getting the tongue in the right place
40:55oh norma i've become someone i don't recognize
41:03such is life tell me everything
41:07i've misled so many people people have been hurt
41:13and worse the idea of going back to palm beach for this big wedding of the season for what
41:20it's a big disgusting show you're going to be a mother mitzi
41:27and a mother does what she must for her child
41:32you make it sound easy
41:35switzerland was made for moments like this
41:38what is this a catholic annulment
41:43you'll be free of douglas for good
41:47what are you doing
42:06taking back my delacorte ski jacket
42:08stop being so turlish
42:09just let's go just leave
42:10come on
42:12fancy
42:30fancy
42:31what's the occasion
42:33this is a big big night
42:35and what is your window doing open
42:38you're going to catch your death
42:40oh please you're just angry because father never loved you
42:46it's because i knew his secret
42:48my secret
42:50he had a second family
42:53that's the second family
42:55yes
42:56oh
42:59ah
43:00ah
43:02ah
43:04oh
43:05oh
43:06ah
43:06ah
43:09ah
43:10ah
43:12ah
43:13ah
43:14ah
43:15ah
43:16ah
43:17ah
43:19ah
43:19ah
43:20ah
43:21ah
43:22ah
43:22ah
43:23Get close to me!
43:26Go with me!
43:32Grab it, grab it!
43:53Go with me!
44:03Welcome to the Frampus Hoa Brule Burning!
44:23You okay?
44:36You okay?
44:38Come on!
44:39I am fine!
44:41Posse poopers!
44:47I miss P. Moriarty.
44:50There's a period here.
44:53No.
44:56Norma's buried here.
44:59The real Norma.
45:04Norma Bones.
45:15You said no one would find you here, Norma.
45:17Missy's my favorite, so I invited her.
45:20You're tempting fate.
45:22Oh, pish.
45:23I'll keep her secret, Robert.
45:30What are you up to?
45:31I can't believe you won't tell me about the Russian mole.
45:32You need to drop it, Ann.
45:33Sorry.
45:34My restless, inquiring mind is a curse.
45:37And I know you want to tell me.
45:38And I know you want to tell me.
45:39Aren't we there yet?
45:40As friends?
45:41As partners in this adventure?
45:43I can't tell you I lose my job.
45:44You hate your job.
45:45You're always saying how those people use you and take you for granted.
45:46And they don't see you as a real person.
45:47There's a Russian mole in Palm Beach.
45:48There's a Russian mole in Palm Beach.
45:49Someone with a direct line to the Kremlin.
45:50This person is highly connected.
45:51And although their identity remains unknown,
45:52I know you want to tell me.
45:53I know you want to tell me.
45:54Aren't we there yet?
45:55As friends?
45:56As partners in this adventure?
45:58I can't tell you I lose my job.
46:00You hate your job.
46:01You're always saying how those people use you and take you for granted.
46:06And they don't see you as a real person.
46:08There's a Russian mole in Palm Beach.
46:15Someone with a direct line to the Kremlin.
46:18This person is highly connected.
46:19And although their identity remains unknown,
46:21it is known they run in circles with Pinky and Raquel Kimberly Marco.
46:24However, the Marcos have gone missing ever since they got arrested by the IRS in a secret raid.
46:35How do you feel?
46:36Great.
46:37I thought I was going to go crazy.
46:39You stay locked up inside yourself.
46:41It makes anyone crazy.
46:42Like that loon.
46:43Lottie.
46:44You know why they made sexy girls go away to places like this back then, don't you?
46:49There's Ann.
46:50Ann!
46:51Virginia!
46:52Come quick.
46:53Hurry!
46:54Here, look.
46:55Look!
46:56Agnes P. Moriarty.
46:591890 to 1905.
47:01She's not alone.
47:03Who's Charlotte Moriarty?
47:051865 to...
47:06There's no death here.
47:07I mean, she's still alive.
47:08And why would girls sit to this place?
47:09If they were unmarried and pregnant.
47:10Charlotte, that's long for Lottie.
47:11So Lottie's enormous.
47:12Mother.
47:13Vandu!
47:14Vandu!
47:15Sit down, Mama.
47:16Mama?
47:17Yes.
47:18We're all family here, or we could be.
47:19You all need to eat your Alfred McGronin.
47:32Vandu!
47:33You're all way too skinny.
47:38You're all family, or we could be.
47:40You all need to eat your Alfred McGronin.
47:43grown and busy winter here you're way too skinny missy's being a very brave girl
47:52she's annulled her marriage to douglas it takes a lot of courage missy however there is a matter
47:59of the trust 82 million smackaroos vener yes please thank you that is a lot of money
48:07just to leave sitting there well i have no intention of letting it just sit all you have
48:15to do mitzi is marry a delacorte you happen to know one robert
48:26yeah but i'm not a delacorte i adopted you you're my son but you are not a delacorte i've
48:32been a delacorte longer than you've been alive i say who i am nobody else i've earned this name
48:40and nobody is going to take it from me or from you shakespeare asked what's in a name
48:48i think he thought a name had no inherent value or meaning he didn't have 82 million bucks attached
48:57to his the name delacorte saved my life and now it's going to save this poor unmarried girl
49:07that money was never douglas's it was never maxine's hell it was never mine
49:16that money belongs to the child
49:21what do you say my boy do it for mother
49:27i'm getting married in the morning ding dong the bells are going to chime
49:48shut up mother
49:48so this is where you've been hiding no not hiding ruminating anything you want to ruminate in my
50:00direction in fact there is
50:05i
50:14i
50:14i don't think that's douglas's baby
50:20i don't believe it i didn't either at first but then i pressed mitzi and i'm telling you that
50:26beam pole is up to no good she's a clever little rat rat i am working multiple lanes baby meantime maxine
50:34has no idea and i'm getting her to give me some of her half of the baby money to pay off the irs
50:39and then after linda yes linda gets here my bet is dollars to donuts one call to interpol
50:45and we get our house back
50:49wow and i did it all for us for you
50:53is that all is that all isn't that enough your wife is a genius my wife is a snake
51:02was it jed
51:15eddie
51:21i love you
51:22is this your fountain of youth
51:49yes perhaps
51:51here's mud in your eye
51:54here's mud in your eye
52:01rough night
52:02that's an understatement
52:04perry
52:06i've been looking high and low for you
52:08i saw you being all chummy with your ex-boyfriend
52:12perry you are totally out of line
52:14hard hard
52:15hard
52:15come everyone gather around the fireplace i have a story to tell everybody come gather around the
52:24fireplace quiet please whatever you do don't tip her off that we know what we know we have to keep
52:30her ignorant and buttered up so she'll spill
52:33quiet
52:37this is the history of trumpus told by me
52:42lucky
52:43trumpus had a different name once but that name has been forgotten to time
52:49what we do know is that she was a small town girl with big city dreams
52:58she found work as a scullery maid with mr and mrs crampus
53:03now i know that your santa claus is just a nice fat man but our compass is not quite so cuddly
53:11he's covered in black fur he has horns and feet like a goat hard to believe that a man like
53:19this has an easy time with the ladies but women are easy lotty just ask this frumpus whore
53:26well then i curse you perry i curse you like the witch whore that i am hey no more from the peanut gallery
53:38so time passes
53:40frumpus falls in love
53:43she feels bad
53:46she cares for mrs crampus too
53:49but her love for the horned man
53:52is fierce
53:54it's strong it burns like a fire inside getting stronger and stronger day by day
54:04she makes a mistake
54:08as humans are about to do
54:11your room service has arrived
54:15perfect timing gosh i'm gonna want to read this first letter we had fun today together
54:24yes
54:26thank you
54:29okay here we go
54:31but mrs crampus finds out about their little secret
54:41and boy is she mad
54:44dear dad
54:46i hope it's okay that i call you that i keep writing but you never write me back
54:53dear dad
55:01well these can't be from norma i saw you in the papers after you were shot i never thought i'd find you
55:09well these are all addressed to robert
55:19tell us what's wrong
55:27her rage is so much that it threatens to destroy her she decided to destroy poor from bus instead
55:37she threw lentils in front of the fire and then she told from us to run and get her broom to clean it up and then bam
55:47she shoved her into the roaring flames
55:50but what mrs crampus doesn't know is that she has infected from us with her rage
56:00douglas what is it the schnapps what don't drink the schnapps
56:05douglas
56:06norma's mother gave me
56:07what douglas what is it what's wrong douglas talk to me
56:11the evil will be punished
56:14the karma will come
56:17anyone who has done wrong will be struck down
56:22and that is why i say beware the curse
56:28no
56:29don't let me
56:31beware the curse
56:35of
56:35grandpa
56:46it's grandpa
56:51oh
56:58douglas
56:59oh no
57:00oh no
57:01douglas
57:03help
57:04douglas oh sweetie now what's happening
57:06goodbye again agnes
57:25the the the the the the the the the the
57:29Eminem
57:29thank you
57:31excuse me
57:34douglas
57:35it on
57:36typically
57:38you
57:40you
57:42you
57:44you
57:45I
57:47I
57:48the the the
57:50the
57:51the
57:52the
57:53the
57:53Transcription by CastingWords
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