Four More Shots Please - Season 4 [Sub- Eng] Episode 03- Unappologitically Me
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00:00I've been too much for everyone but me.
00:15I've edited myself for too long.
00:18Now's the time to live.
00:20Unfiltered, unedited, unapologetically me.
00:30Welcome, Manio.
00:40Thank you for having me.
00:41You know, the global tech space is supposed to be a man's world.
00:46And where you put Indian tech on the global stage.
00:51What a way to smash the goddamn glass ceiling.
00:55Not that glass ceiling, Damini.
00:57I mean, look, if you're a liar, no glass ceiling can stop you.
01:03Okay, in an ideal world, yes.
01:05Mano, it's not an ideal world.
01:06You know, I'm proud of being a woman.
01:08But why should that always define the conversation and my work?
01:12Okay, Mania.
01:15Facts.
01:1715% say come tech startups have female founders.
01:23It's the hardest for women to raise money.
01:24Because of various misogynistic ideas, like,
01:27Are you a woman, what do you know about tech?
01:29You must have faced that yourself.
01:30Just for the record,
01:31I always think that women are capable of much more than men.
01:35I mean, look at you.
01:37You've created an inclusive tool that is for the grassroots level.
01:41And your AI tool is super cool.
01:43You can argue in Tamil.
01:45You can get counselling in Asamis.
01:47You can flirt in Marathi.
01:49I like this boy.
01:51Mania.
01:51I'm just saying that your experiences are not.
01:55Other women listening to you, listening to us right now,
01:58will learn so that they can use it when they are faced with similar obstacles.
02:03So you have to admit that glass ceilings are not imaginary.
02:06And we can't just wish it away.
02:08Fine, Damani.
02:09It exists.
02:11And I hate thinking
02:12that if I didn't have a husband
02:14who supported me,
02:16maybe he didn't reach here.
02:18But yes, you're right.
02:21There is a fucking glass ceiling.
02:23And I'm just thrilled that I have shattered the fuck out of it.
02:27Yes, you have.
02:30Oh, wow.
02:30No, this.
02:44You got this.
02:52Oh, this was really nice.
02:53Stop distracting me.
02:55Distract me, Descarata.
02:56And?
02:57You paused.
02:58Yes, you paused.
03:28So, it's half long, right?
03:31Must have been beautiful growing up in a hill station.
03:34Asamka is one of the hill stations.
03:36We should go some time.
03:38We have a mind to take a notice.
03:46When are you in Mumbai?
03:48I love you.
03:50I love you.
03:51I love you.
03:52I love you.
03:53I love you.
03:54I love you.
03:58I love you.
04:06I want to take a look at the jingle of pimple cream.
04:10Where did you come from?
04:18Alright then.
04:21Oh, so I'll go?
04:23You can sleep here in the couch.
04:25There's popcorn if you want.
04:27Good night.
04:28Good night.
04:37hey
04:39Hey!
04:40How do you do?
04:50Mr. Bartender, please.
04:53Shake it, baby.
04:54Shoot your drink for me.
04:56Give me four more shots for me.
04:58And my ladies.
05:00Johnny D, go for melodies.
05:02Give me four more shots, please.
05:04The time race got up time to heat.
05:07Give me four more shots, please.
05:09Give me four more shots, please.
05:14Give me four more shots, please.
05:19Whenever I travel abroad, like a true blue gujju,
05:24I take my KFC with me.
05:29Khaakara, Pafra, Chakli, KFC.
05:36No, nothing?
05:37I thought I could always count on a good Khaakara joke to be crisp.
05:41Huh?
05:42Huh?
05:44It's funny.
05:48Wow.
05:49Khaafi sannata.
05:52Okay?
05:53Um...
05:54So, you know,
05:55when I proposed to my husband,
05:57I had a cheese set,
05:58I had a cheese set.
05:59Those cheeses,
06:00those things,
06:01those things that we had a year,
06:02two times,
06:03that we can do all the year.
06:05All 365 days?
06:07Yeah.
06:09I know, right?
06:10Like, imagine,
06:11on yachts,
06:12sundowners,
06:13wine making,
06:14cheese tasting.
06:15Oh my God.
06:17Oh my God.
06:18I'm just...
06:19But...
06:20Um...
06:21Cheese tasting to nahi,
06:22but har din ghar mein yeh discussion jaroor hota hai,
06:25ki lunch mein moong dal banen ke ki masoor dal.
06:29Sun downers ka batani par hamaare ghar mein nobody's going down on anyone.
06:38Marriage means,
06:39uh,
06:40life share karna,
06:41rai?
06:42Leke,
06:43life ke saath saath,
06:44paathroom,
06:45aur,
06:46cupboard shelves,
06:47me share karne yeh,
06:48yaar.
06:49E toh pata hi nahi nahi.
06:51So, the other day,
06:52when I instructed my staff to separate the whites for laundry day,
06:56my sexy white satin dress,
06:59pahunch gahi mere husband ke white underwear drawer.
07:03And you know,
07:04underwear se yad aya,
07:05agar woh saath din ki trip ke lihe ja raha hai na,
07:08toh woh exactly saath pairs of underwear hee pack karega.
07:15Toh ab,
07:16humara honeymoon trip,
07:18jab ek din se extend ho gaya,
07:20toh obviously,
07:22usko pehnni padi,
07:24meri sexy purple lacy thongs.
07:30But maybe they look so much better on you,
07:32I promise.
07:35Okay guys, thank you,
07:36that's my time.
07:37Please have a good evening.
07:48Hey Siddhi,
07:49what a wonderful set.
07:50I'm Ankush from Mixing Up.
07:52Who is the talent management agency?
07:54Yes.
07:55Are you raping?
07:58Guys, guys, guys, guys,
07:59guess what,
08:00guess what, guess what?
08:01Okay, you see that guy and go there.
08:02Hey Siddhi,
08:03don't look at me.
08:04Excuse me.
08:05He's from Mixing Up.
08:07And they want to rap me.
08:08Me.
08:09Congrats.
08:10Wow, that's amazing.
08:11Taimachika hai for doing branded videos and collabs.
08:17That's awesome.
08:19Up next,
08:20Meekai.
08:21He left.
08:22Why?
08:23He, um,
08:24pissed.
08:26Really pissed.
08:28Like, really,
08:29really pissed.
08:30In my childhood,
08:33Mom taught me that
08:35people are two types.
08:36Good and bad.
08:39Now I know there's a third type.
08:42The client.
08:44Clients are the worst.
08:46Really.
08:47Worst than any married auntie
08:49who lives with the Kundalini app
08:51who lives behind you
08:53to the buffet
08:54to the buffet
08:55because
08:56they feel like
08:58that you are into women.
09:01And worse still,
09:02then the married auntie's husband
09:04who lives behind you
09:06because they feel like
09:09that
09:10you are into women.
09:19That's fantastic.
09:20Yeah, you feel my train.
09:21That's nice.
09:22Where's my drink?
09:23Why are you still here?
09:24I thought you'll run behind your partner.
09:27He looks damn pissed.
09:30Your jacket and your set are cute.
09:32It's pretty good.
09:34I'm a monk, by the way.
09:35Hi.
09:36Shai.
09:37And the set was okay.
09:38Actually, I forgot some jokes.
09:41I do this just for fun.
09:42So what's your day job?
09:43I work in franchising.
09:45What about you?
09:47I'm actually a small gym owner.
09:48Umami.
09:49Veronica Road.
09:50If you are in an area,
09:51please drop in.
09:52Yeah, sure.
09:53If you want to pull your hair
09:55what do they have to do?
09:56The girl has come.
09:57Hey.
09:58Let's go.
09:59Let's go.
10:00Let's go.
10:13Hi.
10:16Did you tell me?
10:19I wanted to tell you.
10:21But then I thought you'll make a joke too.
10:32Okay, guess what?
10:33You know mixing up that talent agency?
10:35They wanna rep me.
10:36Apparently, there's a lot of money in branded videos.
10:39Go for it.
10:40At least now you won't have your jokes about me.
10:46I can't believe we have a problem with this one.
10:48You could have decided that I have a problem with this one.
10:50You could have decided that I have a problem with this one.
10:52If they laugh, they have a problem with me.
10:54But people don't laugh at you.
10:56They laugh at themselves.
10:57Because the content is so relatable.
10:59I don't care whether it's relatable or not.
11:01But you clearly said to keep me out of your set.
11:03What do you want?
11:04I start to learn jokes about Neha and I don't live with them.
11:07I don't live with them.
11:08What do you want to live with them?
11:09What do you want to live with them?
11:13I don't want to live with them.
11:15I don't want to live with them.
11:16Why don't you understand?
11:18I don't think so.
11:19I don't think so.
11:25Anything else?
11:27There's a caramel custard fridge in the fridge.
11:29Let's eat it.
11:40Thanks.
11:42Go for it.
11:48Let's live, live, live like we are on vacation.
11:51Can we do it like that?
11:53Can we do it like that?
11:54Can we do it like that?
11:55Let's be romantic.
11:56Crazy romantic.
11:57Crazy romantic.
11:58Maybe we'll be magic.
11:59Maybe this is just insane.
12:00Maybe this is just insane.
12:01Yeah.
12:11Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
12:16Amir.
12:18Let me go.
12:19Damini Rizvi Roy.
12:20What a sight for sore eyes.
12:23Oh.
12:28Aliyah, Zain, meet Damini.
12:31You're babysitting?
12:33You don't have to be babysitting for your children.
12:36Did you marry me?
12:38No, she's married and I.
12:41Let me get that for you.
12:45Actually,
12:47my girlfriend, Yang,
12:48just wanted a child.
12:50No marriage.
12:52I thought,
12:53we'll go to Mumbai for some days.
12:55To be closer to the grandparents and all.
12:57It's been two weeks.
12:59Are you still here?
13:00Hanover Crown for now.
13:02It's the sweet life.
13:03Until something's finalized.
13:07Somebody's hungry.
13:09Oh.
13:10Bang Hong Kong went to the conference.
13:11She's an IVF specialist.
13:13Anyway, I need to get ANZ back home for some pumped mommy milk.
13:18Sure.
13:19You too, if you're free?
13:20For coffee?
13:21No, no, I'm fine.
13:23Come on.
13:24We have regular milk.
13:25Let me go down.
13:26Let me go down.
13:27Let me go down.
13:28Let me go down.
13:33This is all for you?
13:35For me?
13:36Four years ago, almost becoming a father,
13:39really awakened the dad in me.
13:42There's a lot of things in life.
13:45But Zen and Alaya are the best thing that ever happened to her.
13:49Is there enough about us?
13:50Do you know?
13:51How are you?
13:53Fine.
13:56And still with the boy?
14:01No.
14:09I should take that.
14:10Can you help me?
14:13Wait, just take the phone.
14:15Just take the phone.
14:16Huh?
14:17Yeah?
14:19What?
14:20Okay, let me go down.
14:21I'll point you down.
14:22Okay, bye.
14:23It's a medical emergency.
14:24You have to call her aunt Sally.
14:26Sally.
14:27Sure.
14:29Come on, Sally.
14:30Pick up the phone.
14:32Sally is not taking the phone.
14:34Maybe she's gone for mass.
14:35Okay, could you just take the phone?
14:37Sure.
14:39And can you take Alaya, please?
14:45Come on.
14:47I hate to do this to you, Damini.
14:51Can you...
14:53Babysit?
14:54Babysit?
14:55Amir, I...
14:56Please.
14:57Please.
14:58Have your funds out and get your kids.
14:59Nothing else to do, you know?
15:00I can't do this to you, Damini.
15:01I can't do this to you.
15:02I can't do this to you, Damini.
15:03I can't do this to you, Damini.
15:04I can't do this to you, Damini.
15:05I can't do this to you, Damini.
15:06Can you...
15:07Babysit?
15:08Babysit?
15:10I can't do this to you, Damini.
15:11I can't do this to you, Damini.
15:13What do we need?
15:14I'll manage on to, Nic, as I get off.
15:15Please.
15:16We'll be right there.
15:17Yeah.
15:18We'll catch me it against you.
15:19Halloween.
15:21Ok, then, entendeu?
15:22He'll catch you.
15:23Let's go.
15:24grabs me.
15:25Look.
15:26Bye.
15:27I've been yours right through the night
15:32But you're on the road in the morning
15:34Don't let emotion get in the way
15:43Honey, you ain't here to stay
15:57And that is how it's done
16:02Oh, yes
16:03There we go
16:05Join family
16:06I've got my diapers of all my cousins
16:08Oh, I love babies
16:10I've got to think
16:12I'll adopt a 100%
16:14Fearless babies
16:17Yes
16:18My mom said to me to freeze eggs
16:21Oh, ask me with a bear
16:24What?
16:25Do you want to be a father or not?
16:27Oh, man
16:28About to freeze eggs
16:30Boring
16:31She didn't have a production from the reproductions
16:33Do you want to reproduce in the old-fashioned style?
16:37Not yet
16:38Until I become a mother of a successful career
16:42Until I become a mother of an actual child
16:45Okay
16:46So, you will become a mother of a mother
16:49No?
16:50No?
16:51No?
16:52I'm sorry
16:53I'm sorry
16:54I'm sorry
16:56Ara's body was so much better
16:58Sid!
16:59Ew, Sid!
17:00No!
17:00What are you doing?
17:01Sid!
17:02Don't do it!
17:03Don't do it, don't do it
17:04Don't do it, don't do it
17:06Don't do it
17:07I'll take her to get her
17:08He died for trying to be a baby
17:10Please, help me
17:12Please, help me
17:13Please, help me
17:14Please, help me
17:14Please, help me
17:15Please, help me
17:16Oh, my God
17:17Oh, my God
17:18Oh, my God
17:19Oh, my God
17:19Oh, my God
17:20Ramini, look at you
17:21No
17:22You're a natural
17:23Good to see you, lovely ladies
17:27Good to see you
17:28Hello
17:29Hello
17:30Hello
17:31Hello
17:33Hello
17:34Hello
17:35How hot is it?
17:36I really need to take a look at you
17:37No, wait
17:47What did your friend's ex-beam do?
17:52What did she do?
17:53She made a mould of his Nali Nihari for a massager and called it the Mini
18:02He's selling like crazy, he's chaping
18:04Look, now, you need your friend's ex-beam
18:08Mini's ex-beam
18:12Profits' ex-beam
18:14Listen, you specialize in trademark cases, right?
18:17Listen, please, you've got to do me a favor
18:19You've got to help me help a friend, please
18:20Please
18:21Okay, okay, I'll meet him
18:22Seriously?
18:23Oh, yeah
18:24Oh, yeah
18:25Alright
18:26Yeah
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19:05Yeah
19:06Yeah
19:07Yeah
19:08Hang on, hang on
19:09What's wrong?
19:10No
19:11After the last two times, I just thought you're not interested in me
19:14Yeah
19:15Oh, that's because I have a three date rule
19:20Oh, okay, so I didn't want to tell you about this three date rule
19:25Yeah
19:26Yeah
19:27You're not controlling?
19:28Yeah
19:29I?
19:30Yeah
19:31You've controlled everything you've controlled
19:33You just ignored me and then you're just playing with tonsons and hockey
19:38And I'm controlling
19:40You know what?
19:41You know what?
19:42It's not stress for me to be good for music
19:44I'd rather swipe on someone else
19:46You know you're known for your elaborate fashion choices
20:05So what do you mean for your clothes?
20:07So for me
20:08My body
20:09Is like a canvas
20:10I wear clothes
20:11It's my art
20:12Fashion for me
20:14Is like a form of self-expression
20:16But people criticize that self-expression
20:20And say that you're all for attention
20:22I'm a professional attention seeker
20:24Of course, I need attention
20:26What are your fears, Urfi?
20:29Do you even have any?
20:30Just one
20:31You love me
20:33Don't love me
20:34Don't hate me
20:35Don't ignore me
20:36Don't ignore me
20:37I've gotten so many difficult
20:40I don't want to go back in that world
20:43I don't want to go back there
20:44Because the real Urfi doesn't like anyone
20:47Alright
20:49The real Urfi
20:50I love even more than 5 million people
20:53We have more followers from Damini
20:56From Damini
21:01Urfi
21:02Urfi
21:03Do you ever get angry?
21:05What are you underestimated?
21:06What are you underestimated?
21:08What are you underestimated?
21:09People said a lot
21:11When I started
21:13People didn't say
21:14What are you wearing?
21:16They used to wear a lot of fun
21:18And they said a lot
21:20They said a lot
21:22They said
21:23Actually
21:24In our family
21:25There were many people
21:26Underestimate
21:27People
21:28Underestimate
21:29In my childhood
21:30They called her
21:31Kassrood
21:32Kassrood?
21:33What's that?
21:34What's that?
21:35In the mountains
21:36It's amazing
21:37It's amazing
21:38It's amazing
21:39But you need to make a Kassrood outfit
21:42Not a bad idea
21:44And I will cut it
21:46And those who have underestimated me
21:48I'll just go hug them
21:50Amazing
21:51I love it
21:52I like this guy
21:53I like this guy
22:08Hello?
22:09You're not Nadal, huh?
22:11And then
22:12Kappel Sharma
22:13Keep your humor
22:14To my podcast
22:15Due to my humor
22:16Because of my humor
22:17Your subscribers
22:18In the first episode
22:19From the fourth episode
22:20In the fourth episode
22:217,890,000
22:23Yes
22:24It's all over
22:25Maybe because my IQ
22:26Is higher
22:27My 123
22:28To 111
22:32Comments, read
22:33Huh?
22:34Ash is so chill
22:36And funny
22:37He makes Damini real
22:40Serious
22:41And humor
22:42At the same time
22:43I was not prepared
22:44Bro
22:46This is my podcast
22:47What?
22:48I've struggled with this credibility
22:50And respect
22:51And respect
22:52So fuck it
22:57Fuck you
23:06French fries
23:07Chocolate milkshake
23:09It's my plate
23:13I don't wanna share
23:18By the way
23:19My IQ
23:20113
23:21111
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23:26111
23:27111
23:28111
23:29Shut up
23:31Alright, Speloni
23:32Come on
23:33Keep it up
23:34Back straight
23:35You got it
23:36Let's go
23:37Hey, Prito
23:38Look at this
23:39He's got a chest bump
23:40Let's go, bro
23:41Come on
23:42Alright, one
23:43Let's go again
23:44Let's go
23:45Boss
23:46Come on
23:50Come on
23:51Hi
23:52Hi
23:53Hi
23:54Were you waiting long?
23:55Long enough
23:56Your name of all clients
23:57I remember
23:58When do you show me around?
24:00Of course
24:01So here at Umami
24:03We don't have a one size fits all approach
24:06We tailor make programs for every individual
24:09And
24:10I'm just hoping
24:12You'll sign up as a client
24:13With Umami
24:14Well
24:15Well
24:16Actually, I'm here
24:17To try to entice you
24:19Into signing Umami up as a client
24:22Oh
24:23After the show
24:24I realized
24:25That you're Umara
24:26That you're Umami
24:28Shit
24:29I'm sorry
24:30I...
24:31I'm really sorry
24:32I'm sorry
24:33That's why I was just saying
24:35Because
24:36Samara got back into perfect shape
24:38For the MMA film
24:39Because of you
24:40And I really think Umami can go places
24:44So let's catch up soon
24:46To discuss your potential signing with us at Franchising
24:50So you work at Franchising?
24:53I own the company
24:54Oh
24:55Boss
24:56Just like you
24:57Cool
24:58Thanks
24:59Um...
25:00So...
25:01So is the rest of the place?
25:02Yes, please
25:03Back here
25:04Yeah
25:05I don't know
25:06I don't know
25:07I don't know
25:08The founder of Franchising
25:09You've put his name
25:10The Mini
25:11Which is his ex-husband
25:13I mean...
25:14My client Mr. Tushar Gupta
25:15Is inspired
25:16Your Honour
25:19Why my client has to go through extreme trauma
25:22He needs to be compensated for it
25:24How can you say it?
25:25The Mini is inspired by your client
25:27Your Honour
25:28In 2007
25:29There was an Indian research paper published
25:31In the International Journal of Importance Research
25:34In this
25:35There were 300 people
25:36Many people studied, between the ages of 18 to 16.
25:40And it was found that the average flaccid, stretched and erect lengths were
25:453.23 inches,
25:474.28 inches
25:49and 5.12 inches.
25:53Order in the court, please.
25:56Order, order!
25:58That means that the average length is only mini.
26:01Exactly.
26:02And coming back to this product,
26:04this length is 5.1 inches.
26:07Which means, it's not a mini. It's normal.
26:09Your Honor, as Mr. Purohit pointed out,
26:11my client's size
26:13is considered average by Indian standards.
26:17So then, what do you need to call this product?
26:20Just a marketing name?
26:22I beg to differ, Your Honor.
26:24This name is to keep my client malign,
26:26and to keep their reputation up to the edge.
26:29How do you reach the edge?
26:31When you said to me, call it a small nut cut.
26:38Order the court, please.
26:40Ramnik Ji, you can't do anything out of turn.
26:42Sorry, Your Honor.
26:44Your Honor, now we come to technicality.
26:46Ms. Ramnik Bora has not trademarked this design.
26:50However, my client Mr. Tushar Gupta has applied for it as of last week.
26:55As of last week.
26:56Your Honor, we object.
26:57Ms. Ramnik Bora's design in the last 11 months.
27:00She is the indisputable owner.
27:02I object, Your Honor.
27:04My client has owned this design since birth.
27:08Thus, he is the indisputable owner.
27:11The new car is designed since birth.
27:12So, what do you feel about?
27:14The taxi driver used to buy this bike?
27:16Amazing!
27:17Well, you deserve it!
27:18What have you found out, Tita?
27:21The taxi driver is looking cool,
27:22but I feel more jealous of the bike.
27:25So will you go?
27:26Well, you deserve it.
27:27You have found a case, Tita.
27:28Listen, It's cool.
27:29I feel so dynamic.
27:30I feel so clean!
27:31I feel so happy about the bike, Tita.
27:32You feel so cool.
27:33I feel so happy about the bike.
27:35I feel so puts you in a place,
27:37I'm a little jealous of the bike, though.
27:38You're the jealous of the bike though.
27:51Here we go.
27:54Ah, my favourite.
27:56Except in the 20s, I've never done it.
27:58The 20s are over hacked.
28:00You don't have to worry about your brain.
28:02You get all the hormones.
28:03You get all the disasters.
28:05Like a marriage.
28:07The truth.
28:11What?
28:12What will you do again?
28:14A marriage?
28:16Who knows?
28:17Aria will go to undergrad and...
28:20If I meet the right person...
28:23Hmm.
28:25Maybe.
28:27You?
28:30I.
28:31I didn't make a marriage.
28:33I was a shit husband.
28:34I was a bachelor.
28:36Amen.
28:38Truth bomb.
28:40Cheers to that.
28:41So, that night...
28:51That night, I had so many feathers that if someone would see me a peacock,
28:56he would say,
28:57My daughter, I lost my house.
29:00So, I went to my old husband and said to him,
29:04Baby, just feel, just feel.
29:09And as I feel,
29:11the person who started beating me,
29:14beating me, beating me, beating me, beating me,
29:16beating me, beating me, beating me,
29:18I thought, man, this is a new foreplay that I don't know of.
29:21And I was like, come on, baby, let's do it.
29:23But then I thought, this is a flash mob.
29:28And, like that wasn't enough,
29:30he started his body like this, like this, like this, like this,
29:34like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this.
29:38Twisting and turning,
29:40he started doing abs, man.
29:43Nothing.
29:44And,
29:45something broke.
29:50Beyond my heart.
29:54So, now I know,
29:55that life is set to be set.
29:58So, now we have to do one thing.
30:01Just,
30:02Wee.
30:05Yes.
30:06Thank you very much, guys.
30:07You'll be lovely.
30:08Woo.
30:09Woo.
30:10Woo.
30:11Woo.
30:12Woo.
30:13Woo.
30:14Woo.
30:15Woo.
30:16Woo.
30:17Woo.
30:18Woo.
30:19Woo.
30:20Woo.
30:21Hey, babe.
30:22How was your day?
30:23Actually, what happened?
30:24Twisting and turning,
30:27the abs came out of the twisting and turning.
30:29And something broke.
30:31At the rest of the emergency contraceptives,
30:34it was in the emergency room.
30:36With my husband's training, he's a junior.
30:39You know, I always cancel this joke.
30:41But best...
30:42Today, my cousin,
30:43gave me this joke.
30:44This.
30:45This.
30:46What?
30:48And in the team meeting,
30:49Sudhir loudly offered me the number of a plastic surgeon for my crooked dick.
30:57Listen, man.
30:58Just ignore them, man.
31:00Why are you pretending that you don't know how this is affecting me?
31:02But these are just jokes.
31:03Harmless jokes.
31:04Harmless?
31:05Harmless?
31:06I've become a joke, Sidhi.
31:07You've become a joke,
31:08I've become a joke.
31:09You've become a joke, Sidhi.
31:10Why are you pretending that you don't know how this is affecting me?
31:11But these are just jokes.
31:12Harmless jokes.
31:13Harmless?
31:14I've become a joke, Sidhi.
31:15You've become a joke, Sidhi.
31:16You've become a joke.
31:17You've become a joke,
31:18because I'm not getting into my mind.
31:19Okay, fine.
31:20Tell me.
31:21What do you want me to do?
31:22Leave me alone.
31:23I've said that.
31:24You've said that.
31:25Then?
31:26I can only joke all the people in your husband's.
31:27It's anecdotal comedy.
31:29It's coming from my own life.
31:30You don't understand.
31:31Why do you not understand?
31:32When you meet with me,
31:33I'm not going to understand, Sidhi.
31:34I've always stood by you.
31:35When I was my dad at fault,
31:37and when I was your trouble understanding,
31:38how can I move on?
31:39I was there by your side.
31:41You've done it when you wanted.
31:43You've done it when you wanted.
31:44You've done it when you wanted.
31:45But this time,
31:46you've really crossed the line.
31:47I'm sorry.
31:48I think that our relationship will be together.
31:50There will be respect.
31:51But here,
31:52I'm only running away from the heart.
31:53I'm only running a joke.
31:54And that's who I am.
32:02We're not water under the bridge.
32:06Under the bridge.
32:07No.
32:08Cause the whole thing is sinking.
32:11There's no point in swimming.
32:12We're drowning in the bed you made us.
32:15We're not water under the bridge.
32:18Under the bridge.
32:20No.
32:21Hold on.
32:23Shouldn't we sleep on it?
32:26Or stay up and talk about it?
32:29Cause we shouldn't go to bed mad.
32:33Hold on.
32:35Shouldn't we go through it?
32:40So we could just scroll through it.
32:43Still we really wanna end the bed.
32:45Now you're frozen so cold.
32:47Someone I do not know.
32:49You're acting like I'm overreacting.
32:52Gave your sunsets at night for this kind of goodbye.
32:56Pretending like it ain't a bad thing.
32:58We're not water under the bridge.
33:02Under the bridge.
33:03No.
33:04We're not water under the bridge.
33:08Under the bridge.
33:10No.
33:11Cause the whole thing is sinking.
33:13There's no point in swimming.
33:15We're drowning in the bed you made us.
33:17We're not water under the bridge.
33:20Under the bridge.
33:21No.
33:22No.
33:23No.
33:24No.
33:25No.
33:26No.
33:27No.
33:28No.
33:29No.
33:30No.
33:31No.
33:32No.
33:33No.
33:34No.
33:35No.
33:36No.
33:37No.
33:38No.
33:39No.
33:40No.
33:41No.
33:42No.
33:43No.
33:44No.
33:45No.
33:46No.
33:47No.
33:48Cause the whole thing is sinking, there's no point in swimming
33:52We're drowning in the bed you made us
33:55We're not water under the bridge, under the bridge
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