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00:30Excuse me, you're telling me that the woman who loves to sing at any opportunity, who
00:55organises drag nights and finger nights and all that stuff, who loves being centre of
01:00attention. All of a sudden it's her birthday and she doesn't want no fuck. I want in the
01:05mood. What are you talking about? You're always in the mood. You are the mood. Well, it's not
01:14so jazz hands when you realise. When you realise what? My life's not exactly what I thought
01:22it'd be all right. At 49 the remix. So I didn't really want a fuck. Right. Is this because
01:29you've not got a fella? No. It's not just that. I love my life, but sometimes...
01:41A bit lonely. Bob on.
01:44Right. Well, listen. I know that your life might not be where you think it should be
01:53right now, but I'll let you tell you, you are fantastic. And I'm telling you now, you've
01:59made my life a hundred times better. May I have this dance? Come on, Carl. Hey, oh, never
02:11fear. Your cake is here. Oh, wow. Now, that cake looks very, very heavy. It's a very good
02:18job that you've got such lovely muscly arms. Oh, you've got lovely muscly arms too as well
02:25that can help me. Oh, you and Todd have saved it, eh? Oh, yeah, that's right, yeah. Where
02:30is Todd? Oh, you know, he's a bit of a liar, the way that he's gone for a lie there. What,
02:35is she out there anything to drink? Well, that's my point exactly. What, so we just wanted to
02:40go home? Oh. Left without saying his goodbyes. Oh, listen, don't worry about goodbyes. You
02:45see him all the time. Don't you worry little Ed about Todd. Oh, Sally's spectacular. Are
02:50you dancing? No. Because I am asking. Move. Over in. Why would he cheat on you? There's
03:00no one fitter than you, except me, and it's not me. So go on, then. Who is she? Carl's
03:09latest. It's James. James? James Bailey? I can't believe this. James, that sneaky little
03:32skank. Oh, Carl's the skank. You blew up your life for him. Oh, thanks for the reminder.
03:40What am I going to do, Tris? Well, you can stop being such a sap. I knew I'd come to the
03:47right place for sympathy. No, I mean it, Abby. Remember who you are. Oh, you're right. What
03:54am I doing here? I should be chucking Carl's clothes out the window or, I don't know, cutting
03:59up his best jacket. No, that's amateur. You're smarter than that. I'm not though, am I? We
04:06putting money aside for our new life in flaming Dusseldorf, and I'm putting groceries on credit
04:15cards while he's copping off with anyone he likes. Right, so he's got a nice little nest
04:21egg, has he, for Germany? A few grand. Be a shame if that went missing. What, you reckon
04:28I should rob it? Pay your debts off, buy a fabulous pair of shoes and walk all over him.
04:35Fleece him! I knew there was a reason you and me were mates. Do not shed a single tear
04:43over him again, OK? Do you hear me? Damn right. Right, I've got to go, cos I've got some stuff
04:50to do. And did you not think to ask me first? I wasn't going to see my mind in the street,
05:01was I? She's not going to be happy until I'm in the gutter. Oh, that's not true. You two
05:05just clash. Christmas didn't do any good either. That was all her doing. I know, but... Babe,
05:11she hates my guts. She doesn't. Eva, take this upstairs, would you? Today, if it's not
05:18too much trouble. It is, actually. You'll have to do it yourself. Carefully don't break
05:23your neck on the way up. Well, I'm surprised that hasn't happened to you in those trashy
05:27heels. Alright, enough. This is our home. Exactly. No, I mean all of ours, so can we
05:34please just get along? She hasn't even said sorry. Well, I am sorry. I'm sorry you've
05:40feel so aggrieved. Babe, that is not an apology. That's the best you're going to get. Now,
05:46can we just move forward, please? I'll do a spot of cleaning. Stay to the place. Right,
05:52seriously. Babe, babe, babe, go on. So, how is university for the very, very, very mature
06:03student? Oh, well, you know me. Potential barrister. Elderly, vagrant, pub, landlady. I treat
06:12everyone the same. It'd be an awful pity if you got barred, wouldn't it? I thought you
06:18were studying law, not medicine. If you must know, this is all about my grandson's
06:24accident, well, is recovery from the hit and run. Mystery of the century. I'd like you
06:30to know that this is my life. It's not some cheap TV thriller. Oh, the drama of you. That.
06:39He's still alive, isn't he? And on the mend? Well, he would be. If he went to his physio,
06:45if he went to, scared, the stubborn ox. And he doesn't listen to a word you say. Maybe
06:50it's the way you say it. Maybe he's just a stubborn ox who needs to apologise. Sometimes
06:56you have to. With family. You see, if I'd cancelled the sparrow, I would have lost my
07:07hefty deposit, you know. Who is this bloke, any roadie? Andrew Scott. Well, he's an amazing
07:13actor that me and Todd adore, but I get that you didn't want to lose your deposit, so it's
07:18fine. Yeah. Can you take someone else? Well, it was kind of more for Todd than me, but,
07:23erm, yeah, I'm sure I could find someone. Hey, I've just found this in Todd's jacket.
07:28Oh, hey, hey, somewhere. Believe the authorities, they found my boyfriend's bone in his jacket.
07:32No, I mean, they need it, won't they? I'm gonna drop it on over to... Oh, Billy, he's
07:37sleeping off the ale. He doesn't need to be playing candid crush. What if he needs to contact
07:41us? No, he won't. Look, put it back and I'll reunite it with him when I get home. Alright?
07:46Er, guys, guys, the cake is up. Back home.
07:51Sorry.
08:04This hotel website's really basic. There's barely any reviews. Why are you still banging
08:23on about this? Because it doesn't add up. It's like a front or something. But when you
08:28spoke to somebody on the phone before, you spoke to an actual human and they said that
08:32the dollar was staying there. Yeah, but when I try and book it, look, doesn't let me go
08:37any further. Well, then, the website designer needs a second. Yeah, but also when I look
08:42at maps, it's a building site. Oh, yeah, but I mean, maps, they're never, like, fully up-to-date,
08:51are they? I mean, it's probably just a bit behind or something. Do you remember when we went to
08:55that boutique hotel in Portugal and it was only, like, half built? Yeah, I do. She was, like, ten.
09:00So it was really exciting. I was like, if I don't laugh, I'm going to cry. I can't imagine Carla
09:04seeing the funny side, though. No. No, I think if it turns out to be a dud hotel, then she's
09:09going to chew my ear off and complaining about it when she gets back. So you reckon I'm making
09:14something out of nothing? I'm sure she's by the pool, just topping up the tan and eyeing
09:20up the talent. Oh. Don't make a sound. I'll knock you out proper this time. Please just
09:28let me go. Oh, God, you talk like I'm some kind of monster, but I came back to give you
09:32your kidney meds and look what you did to me. Oh. You didn't have to do that. It really
09:39hurts. You got me locked up in a cupboard and you're the victim. It is what it is. Like,
09:47yeah, it's not ideal, but I didn't want you to suffer, which is why I brought your meds.
09:52You can sing for these now. No, no, Becky. Please, I need them. No. You know Lisa's
09:59going to figure out who you really are. Lisa and me know each other inside out. And you
10:08can't mess with that, even though you tried. You're so damned. I don't care what you think,
10:15because pretty soon you'll be out of the picture and I'll get my happy ending with my family.
10:21If you were going to kill me, you'd have killed me by now. Look at you. You're shaking. You're
10:33not a killer. You've not got it, ain't you? No. But I don't have to, do I? Because
10:46without meds, your body's going to fail you pretty quickly. That's all I have to do.
10:53put on this gag. Get up. And walk out the door.
11:14I don't want it. Well, it's this or nothing, Betsy. Right, come on. Get the plates out, will
11:33you? OK, Mrs Krabs. Excuse me. Hello. We are dishing up stir-fry again. Are you hungry?
11:41Yeah, starved, babes. Where have you been all day? I, um... Don't you make every question
11:48sound like a police interrogation? Betsy, I don't. I was just concerned. You know, you...
11:54You look like death. You all right? Oh, yeah. I'm just, you know...
12:02Oh! Mum! Oh, my God! Becky? Bex? Uh, er... Betsy, call an ambulance now. Yeah. Um...
12:11Becky? Becky, can you hear me? Hey, you sit down. I'll get the gun. I should get attacked
12:17more often. Maybe I should invest in a little nurse's outfit, property, carey...
12:21Shh. Although I do like the sound of that. I'm just going to go for a week. OK. Hiya.
12:26Collection for us, Vaughan. Yeah, I'll just grab it. Thank you.
12:30An nurse's outfit? Er, it was a joke. What are you even doing here?
12:37Well, maybe I just fancied a onion barzy. So you followed us? Us?
12:42Look, I'm sorry, Will. I know you've got to be missing out on a session, but...
12:47After what happened to Daniel, I need to be with him. Are you going on this part?
12:50I told you I wouldn't. All right? Yeah. Yeah, we're great. Er, Will's just
12:58disappointed that I've had to cancel our session tomorrow. Committed, aren't you?
13:02Completely. Yeah.
13:06Shall we go, then? Yeah! Yeah, come on, let's skedaddle.
13:09Thank you. Thank you. Bye, Will. Bye. I'll, erm... I'll message you about rescheduling.
13:18Layers!
13:23Hey? Who's lazy now?
13:26Well, what do you want? A medal?
13:28Oh, come on. Don't pretend like you're not impressed.
13:31I knew you could do it, didn't I?
13:34The physio said he's never seen someone come so far in a session.
13:37Oh, you went to the physio in the end, did you? Er, yeah. Yeah, I did.
13:41Hmm. Was it helpful?
13:43Right, well, you can wipe that look off your face.
13:46Pity the physio didn't teach you to respect your elders.
13:49Well, it's a pity that my elders don't respect me as well.
13:52But, but, I probably shouldn't have spoke to you the way that I did.
13:59Well, I forgive you, all right? That's settled. What's for tea?
14:03Well, hang on. Have I been played here?
14:07Possibly. I got you to your session there, didn't I?
14:10Er, he went of his own accord.
14:12Oh, of course he did. Of course he did.
14:16Listen. Listen, you was right. I shall be trying hard.
14:22All right, don't ruin it for yourself.
14:25Straight into the recycling.
14:40What is it?
14:42Er, a few friends of my mum's reached out,
14:47saying how sorry they were.
14:50And I didn't know what to say.
14:53And I know that they wanted some heartfelt thing, but...
14:58You didn't know how?
15:01That made me a bad person.
15:03No.
15:04No, grief, it's...
15:07It's complicated, isn't it? You deal how you deal.
15:10All the messages just made it real, you know?
15:12Like, that's it.
15:14Like, I'm never gonna see her again.
15:16And she's gone.
15:18It's done.
15:23She should be proud of you, you know?
15:26Yeah, right.
15:30Following your heart.
15:33Saving your pennies to start a new life with a woman you love.
15:37And a kid.
15:40And we're almost there, aren't we?
15:43Soon we'll be able to buy our tickets.
15:44And leave all our ghosts behind.
15:48Yeah.
15:51And you don't sound too keen.
15:53You've not blown all the money, have you?
15:54Of course I haven't.
15:56And...
15:57I am keen, it's just...
15:59It's been a weird day, hasn't it?
16:01Yeah, it has.
16:02It does make you think, though.
16:08About the people you love.
16:12You'd do anything for him.
16:14Would you?
16:16What?
16:18Would you do anything for me?
16:20Of course I would.
16:22Abby, I don't know what I'd do without you.
16:24And you won't have to find out.
16:27Because you'd have to try very hard to get rid of me.
16:31Well, the doctor said it was concussion.
16:33And the wound on the back of your head.
16:34That doesn't happen without you noticing, does it?
16:36What's with her tone?
16:37She's in a hospital bed.
16:38You need to know what's going on, Betsy.
16:39You need to know what's going on, Betsy.
16:41What's happened, Mum?
16:43I didn't want to tell you, but...
16:45I was...
16:47I was attacked.
16:49Oh, my God.
16:51It hurts his lot.
16:53I didn't want to tell you, but...
16:55I was...
16:57I was attacked.
16:59Oh, my God.
17:01It hurts his lot.
17:03It hurts his lot.
17:05It hurts his lot.
17:07It hurts his lot.
17:09Why wouldn't that be the first thing out of your mouth?
17:14It won't completely freak you out.
17:16It's me thereafter.
17:17You might have told me to do one.
17:18No, of course we wouldn't.
17:20Would we?
17:22No.
17:24Never.
17:26We can't just keep ignoring this.
17:29And you're right.
17:31They've obviously been keeping tabs on you,
17:32and they clearly know where to find you.
17:34Yeah.
17:35We can't just wait around until they do what we're in.
17:36We need to leave, hide out, like, right now.
17:39Right, you panicking isn't helpful.
17:41Yeah, but we've already lost her once.
17:43Don't you think I know that?
17:45I don't want to lose her again, either.
17:46Yeah, then do something.
17:47Betsy, it's all right.
17:49I am going to be all right.
17:51Elisa, I have to go.
17:53I need to go to Spain as soon as.
17:59We should ramp up the guest deals.
18:01People buy more when they think I won't last forever.
18:03Last forever?
18:04Nothing does.
18:06Right, Yoda.
18:08Why don't we try another cocktail night?
18:10Learn from our mistakes.
18:12You mean my mistakes?
18:13I didn't, actually.
18:15This is a learning curve for all of us.
18:17Oh, indeed it is.
18:19All right, what about a Luau?
18:21I could do pina coladas, Mai Tais,
18:23I could dust off me coconuts.
18:25Oh, I know, what about a Great Gatsby?
18:28Oh, I love the 1920s, and I make the best flapper.
18:32Just replace the F.
18:34You what?
18:35Oh, it was right there.
18:36I couldn't resist.
18:38Come on, babe.
18:40She's joking.
18:42Of course I am.
18:44Friends?
18:46Yeah.
18:48Right.
18:49Can you two ladies get on?
18:50After all, we're family.
18:56Maybe I've been a bit oversensitive.
18:59But I think Ben's right.
19:00We are family.
19:02And I think if we try hard, we could be so happy here.
19:06My son is soft and forgiving.
19:09Treats that I don't possess.
19:11You aborted my grandchild.
19:14You lied to everyone.
19:16You, lady, will never be my family.
19:20Ah!
19:21What can I get you there?
19:30Todd?
19:31Todd?
19:32Todd, where have you been?
19:33What are you doing?
19:34Your hands are like ice.
19:35You're dripping wet.
19:36Yeah, I, um...
19:37I just popped out to get some, um, chips. I wanted to have some chips.
19:42Where are they, then?
19:43Where are they, then?
19:44What?
19:45The chips.
19:46Todd, your lips are turning blue. How long have you been out here?
19:48I feel the cold, don't I?
19:49I think you said you'd had too much to drink.
19:50I did.
19:51No, you'd had one pint at most. You weren't drunk.
19:52I was.
19:53But I saw how he seemed with you when you left.
19:56I'm not going to have some chips.
19:57I'm not going to have some chips.
19:58I want some chips.
19:59I want some chips.
20:00I want some chips.
20:01I want some chips.
20:02I want some chips.
20:03I want some chips.
20:04I want some chips.
20:05Where are they, then?
20:06What?
20:07The chips.
20:08Todd, your lips are turning blue.
20:10How long have you been out here?
20:11I feel the cold, don't I?
20:12I think you said you'd had too much to drink.
20:14I did.
20:15No, you'd had one pint at most.
20:16You weren't drunk.
20:17I was.
20:19I saw how he seemed with you when you left.
20:23I, I, erm, I'd been insensitive and, erm, he called me on it.
20:28That, that, that was all.
20:29So what?
20:30He locked you out the flat?
20:32No.
20:33Of course not.
20:34Well, so then, can you explain to me why you're out here in the freezing cold, wet through,
20:37with no coat on, looking like you've one icy drink away from hypothermia?
20:42And save me the lies about the chips.
20:47Alright, yeah, we did have a bit of a tiff at the party.
20:53And then I, I went for a walk just to clear my head.
20:56About what?
20:58None of your business.
21:01Alright, I, I'll, I'll, I'll go back home and everything will be alright.
21:04I, I, I, I'll, I'll, I'll go back home and everything will be alright.
21:05I, I, he just, he gets a bit, a bit what?
21:11He has certain expectations of a relationship, that's all.
21:21And, erm, you know, I'm like, erm, selfish, inconsiderate.
21:28Kind.
21:29Loving.
21:30Loyal.
21:33Feels lucky to have you.
21:37Well, here's key to my flat.
21:40Take it.
21:42For next time.
21:43I've got to get back.
21:44Don't.
21:45Don't.
21:46Don't.
21:47Don't.
21:48Don't.
21:49Don't.
21:50Don't.
21:51Don't.
21:56Don't.
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