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00:00The ceiling leak is back.
00:02Oh, well I can fix it again, but the truth is we need a new roof.
00:06That sounds expensive.
00:07About 15,000.
00:09Oh, can we DIY it?
00:10That would be 15,000 plus hospital bills.
00:13Roofs are my nemeses.
00:14Okay, sounds like I'll be getting a lottery ticket on the way to work.
00:17All right, I will see you shortly.
00:22Oh, hello, Officer John Nolan.
00:25What a joy to my eyes.
00:26I need advice from my bestie.
00:28May I come in?
00:29Well, I know we're friends.
00:30I think he means me.
00:32What's up?
00:33Oh, well, Snooki Putzi.
00:35I'm struggling with a major problem.
00:36One that has plagued humanity since it first emerged from the primordial ooze and ate from the pornographic apple.
00:43I'm in love.
00:44Again?
00:45This time it's for keeps.
00:46She's the one the future Mrs. Skip Tracer Randy.
00:49That's wonderful.
00:50I hope we get to meet her.
00:52Oh, what do you already have?
00:53The object of my affection is none other than the beautiful, talented, and unnervingly flexible Chastity Sneed.
00:58My brother's girlfriend.
00:59Half-brother.
01:00Yes.
01:01When we were having a wonderful role-playing adventures together at your wedding, I felt a deep and powerful connection I can no longer deny.
01:06I love Peter.
01:07Yes, he's fine.
01:08Okay, whatever.
01:09But I also kind of wish he was a little bit dead.
01:11Well, we've all been there.
01:13Mm-hmm.
01:14Okay, well, have you let her know this?
01:15That is why I'm here.
01:16I need your help.
01:17I want to make a grand romantic gesture.
01:19What do you think she would like more?
01:20A giraffe?
01:21Or perhaps like a purple Lamborghini?
01:23Oh, well, those are two very different, very expensive options.
01:26Oh, yes.
01:27I forgot to tell you how silly of me.
01:29So, ten years ago, a client paid me using a pretend wallet thingy on the computer.
01:34I checked it recently, and it turns out Randy Spitz is a Bitcoin billionaire.
01:38A billionaire?
01:39Okay, well, like a hundred millionaire, but that doesn't roll off the tongue the same way.
01:43Anyway, let's brainstorm.
01:44What is the clearest path to chastity's heart?
01:47Okay, we actually have to get to work, so maybe we can talk about this over dinner.
01:50Yeah.
01:51Perhaps I give you $100,000 for five more minutes of your time.
01:55I'm gonna grab you a cup of coffee.
01:56Are you still four cream sticks?
01:58Always, yes.
01:59I'm looking for you like I know you want me to do.
02:03Hmm.
02:04My mom is calling.
02:05It is too early in the morning for this.
02:06It might be an emergency.
02:07Hey, mom.
02:08Everything okay?
02:09Someone's trying to get into the house.
02:12Lock yourself in the bathroom.
02:14Do not come out until I get there.
02:17Control, I have an in-progress home invasion.
02:20Mom?
02:21You okay?
02:22Yeah, sorry to worry you.
02:23Angela, your hair looks so cute that way.
02:25Thank you, Mrs. Harper.
02:26Mom, what is going on?
02:27I feel so silly.
02:28It wasn't a burglar.
02:29It was this nice gentleman.
02:30Deputy Ron Martin, West Hollywood Station.
02:31Why were you trying to get into my mother's house?
02:33I'm serving an eviction notice.
02:34This must be the wrong address.
02:35She's the owner.
02:36She's the owner.
02:37She's the owner.
02:38She's the owner.
02:39She's the owner.
02:40She's the owner.
02:41She's the owner.
02:42She's the owner.
02:43She's the owner.
02:44She's the owner.
02:45She's the owner.
02:46She's the owner.
02:47She's the owner.
02:48This must be the wrong address.
02:49She's the owner.
02:50That's what I was trying to tell him.
02:52I checked the address multiple times, ma'am.
02:54Your mother received several warnings that she needed to vacate.
02:56Did you get a notice?
02:57Uh, I don't know.
02:59I mostly get junk mail, but I recycle it.
03:02Here, I'll call Wesley.
03:03We'll get this sorted out.
03:05Mommy, I'm not fussing.
03:06Ruth.
03:07I got here as fast as I could.
03:08Mom?
03:09Oh, hi, dear.
03:10Are you okay?
03:11Yeah.
03:12You sounded so scared on the phone.
03:13I would.
03:14You two are friends?
03:15Did you know this?
03:16No.
03:17Most of friends is a matter of fact, which you would know if you ever called.
03:21I don't like any of this.
03:22Me neither.
03:23When do they post the results from the sergeant exam?
03:25Today, supposedly.
03:26So my anxiety is at about 12 right now.
03:29What?
03:30No, no, nothing.
03:31It's nothing important.
03:32What?
03:33No, nothing.
03:34I...
03:35What?
03:36I need help.
03:37Okay.
03:38Not like in case of emergency help, but I...
03:39Okay, stop.
03:40Just ask the question.
03:41Right.
03:42No.
03:43Well, when is it?
03:44Saturday.
03:45Okay.
03:46Well, have you thought about just asking him what he wants?
03:47No, because that would undermine my whole existence.
03:49What?
03:50I'm an empath, an intuitive, a deeply spiritual person.
03:53I should be able to feel the right gift in my soul.
03:56Right.
03:57Okay.
03:58And you're not feeling that with Raj?
03:59I'm feeling nothing.
04:00And it's freaking me out because I really like him.
04:03But what if it's a sign that something is wrong?
04:06Listen, it could be.
04:07Or you could be putting so much pressure on yourself to get the perfect gift that you've
04:12sent your intuition into a panic spiral.
04:14You think I'm spiraling?
04:16Right.
04:19You hear the thunder.
04:21You hear the beats.
04:23Look out for this one.
04:25Rock on the streets.
04:27Aligning it.
04:30Applying it.
04:31Guten tag to my favorite officers of the female persuasion.
04:34Randy, hi.
04:36Nice car.
04:37Yes, thank you.
04:38I just purchased it.
04:39I'm coming to you now because I need your help.
04:41John and Bailey's gift ideas were useless.
04:43I need a young woman's perspective.
04:45Okay.
04:46Perspective about what?
04:48I'm in love with chastity.
04:50Pete's chastity?
04:51Yes, that's the one.
04:52Well, since when?
04:53Well, during the wedding, I pretended to be Pete and things led to things and now I'm in
04:56Okay.
04:57God is great.
04:58Now, what do I need to give her to my new beloved?
05:00Oh, we were just talking about gifts.
05:02My boyfriend, Raj.
05:03Time out.
05:04No, no.
05:05Talking about me.
05:06So let's focus.
05:07Okay.
05:08What do women like?
05:09Well, I've always liked getting to know each other's shared goals and values.
05:13Okay.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Let's keep thinking.
05:16How about a house?
05:17What if a man bought you a house?
05:18You'd have to love him then, yes?
05:19I mean, how big a house?
05:20What?
05:21What?
05:22I mean, real estate in LA is cutthroat.
05:23Randy, listen.
05:24If you really see a future with chastity, just talk to her.
05:27You know, get to know her friends, her life.
05:29To me, I think women just want to be listened to.
05:32I think that's the real foundation of a relationship.
05:35Of friends.
05:36Yes.
05:37Your wisdom is truly boundless, Lucy Chen.
05:40I'm off to win her love with listening.
05:43Ha ha.
05:44Oh, and maybe I'll pick up some diamonds on the way, you know, just in case.
05:47Ugh, that's gonna end badly, isn't it?
05:50100%.
05:51You're on the Burns case this morning, yeah?
05:53Yeah, back to the depositions.
05:54Great.
05:55Thanks for taking that off my hands for me.
05:57Between the election and these college visits, I barely have time to breathe.
06:00Hmm.
06:01Any chance Logan will stay local?
06:02You know, I'm doing my best.
06:04I'm talking up UCLA, USC, but he clearly wants whatever college gets him furthest away from us.
06:09Hmm.
06:10Jack slept on my head last night.
06:11You know, I used to want to punch people when they said this to me, but you're gonna miss it when it's over.
06:15I'm sure I will.
06:16Morning, gentlemen.
06:17Are you ready to testify?
06:18Yes, sir.
06:19And if that ain't a fact, God's apostle.
06:21I don't know what that means.
06:22I've learned to ignore the country commentary.
06:25Ah, but I don't hate it.
06:26As long as your answers are clear and concise, a little personality goes a long way with the jury.
06:30But not with your training officer.
06:32Yes, sir.
06:33That is too much handsome for one hallway.
06:34Save the sweet talk for the jury, Atlas.
06:36After this morning, I believe you're gonna reconsider taking this to trial.
06:39My client's innocent.
06:41Your client beat a man to death in front of Officer Penn.
06:43Guy had a heart attack.
06:44I was just doing CPR.
06:48I thought a junior associate was on this one.
06:50She was.
06:51I guess Mr. Burns is higher up the food chain in the Eastern Front than we thought.
06:55Come on.
06:56Describe what you saw when you arrived at the Kindred Spirits Bar.
06:59I witnessed Mr. Burns beating Mr. Ashlyn.
07:02I got between them and subdued Mr. Burns before rendering aid to Mr. Ashlyn.
07:07But, uh, his wounds proved to be fatal.
07:10Were you aware of Mr. Burns' alleged gang affiliation?
07:13Not until I saw the tattoo on his right arm.
07:15At which point, I knew he was Eastern Front.
07:19This one.
07:20Yes, sir.
07:21Or was it this one?
07:22Objection.
07:23Counsel's attempting to confuse the witness.
07:25I'm simply trying to determine how observant Officer Penn was on the night in question.
07:29Oh.
07:35It was this one.
07:38Please enter into the record that Officer Penn has misidentified Mr. Burns' tattoo.
07:44It's okay.
07:45We on the new wave.
07:46We on the next pace.
07:47We living in the future.
07:48On the next pace.
07:49Surfing stars.
07:50Start trekking up in deep space.
07:53And then we switch, switch it up.
07:55Better keep pace, y'all.
07:57Chastity.
07:58It's me, Skip Tracer Randy.
08:00Randy!
08:01What are you doing here?
08:03You never visit me at work.
08:04I come bearing the best friend of every girl.
08:07Diamonds.
08:08Did I hear something about diamonds?
08:10Yes.
08:11I have gifts for Chastity and for all of Chastity's beautiful friends.
08:14That is so sweet.
08:16And way too much.
08:19Speak for yourself.
08:20This pales in comparison to the luminous sparkle of your eyes.
08:24Okay.
08:26What's going on with you?
08:28What's with all these gifts?
08:29I find myself suddenly shy in the face of this life-defining moment.
08:33Here, have some gold.
08:34Stop.
08:35Stop.
08:36Spill it.
08:37Okay.
08:40Chastity Sneed.
08:41Marry me and I will love you forever, forsaking all others for the rest of my life.
08:46Randy.
08:47Okay.
08:48Oh god, no.
08:49I should not have just blurted out a proposal like that.
08:50Okay?
08:51I have to win your heart first.
08:53It's okay.
08:54It's okay.
08:55But I'm with Pete.
08:56You know that.
08:57Yes, but I was hoping that my heart and my millions could help bridge that great divide.
09:02Millions?
09:03Yes.
09:04Many millions, many, many, many, many, many, many millions.
09:06Oh.
09:07Well, have you thought of maybe a sugar daddy situation?
09:11Oh, a sugar daddy.
09:12That sounds delicious.
09:13What is that?
09:14I would have to talk to Pete though first.
09:17Oh, so I would not have you exclusively?
09:19No.
09:20Okay.
09:21Yeah, I understand.
09:22I will contemplate this potential wrinkle in our future together while you speak to Peter.
09:26Okay.
09:27Okay.
09:28Great.
09:29You do not want these gifts.
09:30I really do.
09:32Okay.
09:33Actually, but no.
09:34No, no, no.
09:35I, uh, you hang on to them for now.
09:37Okay.
09:38Okay.
09:39Wonderful.
09:40Just, girls, no.
09:41I'm so sorry, girls.
09:42Hi.
09:43Did you look at the files I sent?
09:44Yeah, briefly.
09:45Seems like title fraud to me.
09:46Just send me over everything Mrs. Harper has regarding the house, okay?
09:49Thanks.
09:50You're the best.
09:51Okay.
09:55Don't move.
09:56Hey, this is not a problem, okay?
09:58I got my keys and my wallet and my jacket pocket.
09:59You can have them.
10:00I'm not here to rob you, okay?
10:01You're gonna drop the charges against Colin Burns.
10:04No, I'm not, but before you pull the trigger, you should know that my wife is a detective
10:09and she's also a sharpshooter.
10:10Well, I'm not here to threaten you, Wesley.
10:13His son Del Monte's world will destroy.
10:15That angel of a kid of his turns into quite the devil when daddy ain't around.
10:20I'm talking ketamine, coke, MDMA, and we've got the video to prove it.
10:24So check your email and drop the charges or we'll destroy that kid's life.
10:29Randy!
10:30Yeah, I'm leaving Chastity's club.
10:32My love story's been hiccuped, but I remain undaunted.
10:35Hello, potential new friends.
10:36Is there something I may assist you with?
10:37Randy, what's happening?
10:38Oh, I believe I'm being robbed.
10:39Randy, I'm five blocks away.
10:40Just give them what they want.
10:41So I should warn you, I've been registered as a lethal weapon in four states and the territory
11:04of Guam.
11:06Okay.
11:07Well, I've been told to let you rob me, but I do not believe that's the right thing to do, so you may begin.
11:29Crunchy.
11:30Hands.
11:31And your back, let's go.
11:33I am sorry for hurting you, but I didn't warn you of my skill level, so...
11:36Let me guess. You rolled in here, started throwing the money around, and they jumped you.
11:41Oh, that's correct, yes.
11:42All right, so here's the problem. This title looks legitimate.
11:45That is your signature, handing over the property to someone named Priscilla Robbins.
11:50You see, I knew there was some kind of misunderstanding, because Priscilla is my friend,
11:55and she helped me put the house into trust for my protection.
11:59And how do you know Priscilla?
12:01Oh, this Facebook group? We love old houses.
12:06People post pictures of their homes, and then everyone says how lovely they are.
12:12Well, Priscilla, she DM'd me and asked if I'd ever considered putting my house into trust,
12:19now that I have it paid off, and it would protect me from title theft.
12:24And she offered to do that for you personally.
12:27Now, that's why I'm confused, because Priscilla brought the documents over to me to sign, so she's my witness.
12:34Mom, Priscilla, Priscilla is not your witness, okay?
12:38She's the trustee. You signed the deed over to her, and she now owns your home.
12:42And she is having you evicted. Mom, did you even read this?
12:46I'm sorry.
12:48Don't blame yourself, Ruth.
12:50It's a mistake any of us could make.
12:54Hey, sorry to interrupt.
12:56I need to steal my wife.
13:00What's going on?
13:01Look, something happened, and I need to talk to my wife about what I should do.
13:04Not a cop.
13:05My wife.
13:06Okay, caught me is in the drawer.
13:10I'm covering the Colin Burns murder case for Del Monte, and the Eastern Front just leaned on me to make the charges go away.
13:17If they threaten you, caught me is coming out of the drawer.
13:19Look, they didn't threaten me, but they have video of Sean's son Logan buying hardcore drugs.
13:24Don't show me. I'll have to follow up. Does Del Monte know his kid is using?
13:28I can't imagine. I mean, he thinks he's a Boy Scout.
13:32This is gonna wreck him.
13:34If you're asking me should you pass along this message from the Eastern Front, the answer is yes, but not because Del Monte is being extorted.
13:42Because his child is in trouble, and he deserves to hear that from a friend.
13:53You okay? What are you doing?
13:55I'm holding Raj in my mind's eye, letting his energy emanate, and the perfect gift will magically appear.
14:03Hey.
14:05Anything?
14:06A spice rack.
14:07I'm the worst girlfriend in the world.
14:10Okay, well, I mean, you know, let's not take it that far.
14:13You know, Randy was right about one thing.
14:17What, Randy?
14:18You know, going to a subject matter expert, it's a smart move.
14:22Oh, you're saying ask the boys what a boy would want.
14:25Yes, I am.
14:26What's up?
14:28Hey, hi.
14:29This won't be long.
14:30So, it's Raj's birthday, and Selena needs help picking out a gift, and we were wondering what a guy's perspective was.
14:35Good whiskey and a cigar?
14:37It's for her 20-something boyfriend, not her father-in-law.
14:40And what's his love language?
14:42Um, music, I guess?
14:44I mean, he's written Selena like a hundred songs.
14:46Great.
14:47Write a song for him.
14:48Okay, no, no, that is a big no.
14:49The man's a professional.
14:50You can't write a song good enough to impress him.
14:52You don't have to be perfect.
14:53It's just hard film.
14:54I can do hard films.
14:56Aw.
14:57Well, uh, do you play an instrument?
14:58No.
14:59Let's just keep thinking.
15:01Maybe, yeah, yeah.
15:02We spoke with detectives in the fraud department, and Priscilla has been on their radar for a while,
15:07but they haven't been able to prove anything because the paperwork is legit.
15:11So, I won't be getting my house back.
15:13We are working on it, but if we can catch Priscilla engaging in a similar fraud, then that would go a long way with the courts.
15:19So, we set a sting operation posting photos of my house on Priscilla's site.
15:25But how would that trap her?
15:27She only targets the elderly homeowners.
15:30Because we are going to use a decoy to pose as the owner.
15:35Oh, hot damn.
15:37This is going to be so much fun.
15:43Hey.
15:44Hey, how's Randy?
15:45Oh, yeah, he's fine.
15:47Yeah, he's writing up a statement as we speak.
15:49Good.
15:50God, I feel awful.
15:51This only happened because he was trying to impress me.
15:53Yeah, I know.
15:54He mentioned being your confectionary paramour, which I took to mean sugar daddy.
15:59You think that's a bad idea?
16:00I think it's none of my business, but I just don't want to see anybody get hurt.
16:05Okay, well, I don't know what to do because I talked to Pete, and he thinks it's a great idea, and he wants me to ask Randy for a Porsche.
16:11He's not even the least bit jealous.
16:13Pete's very evolved.
16:14Excuse me.
16:16Watch where you're going.
16:17Excuse me.
16:18What?
16:19Chastity?
16:20Hey!
16:21Yeah, I'm back!
16:22Ow!
16:23Ow!
16:24Ow!
16:25Ow!
16:26Ow!
16:27Ow!
16:28Ow!
16:29Ow!
16:30Ow!
16:31You got a minute?
16:32What's up?
16:33Is this about the Burns case?
16:34Not entirely.
16:40It's also personal.
16:41I was just approached by a member of the Burns crew.
16:44They want us to drop the charges.
16:45They want us to drop the charges, or they're going to release this video.
16:49What?
16:50Is that Logan?
16:51What is this?
16:52What, are they following my son now?
16:53My guess is one of the dealers figured out whose father was.
16:55Oh.
16:56Did you know he was using?
16:58No.
16:59Of course not.
17:00He's a good kid.
17:01You know, he's always squared away.
17:03He gets good grades.
17:04Not that I've been around lately.
17:06I mean, what kind of father doesn't know that his son is this far gone?
17:09Addicts have a hundred tricks.
17:12Okay?
17:13You can't blame yourself.
17:14The important point is, you know now.
17:16You can help them.
17:17How?
17:18I mean, first of all, Logan has to check himself into rehab.
17:21And if it's just simple possession, he will get a drug diversion program.
17:24Vivian wouldn't love that.
17:26I mean, my bid for DA would basically be over.
17:29I know.
17:30No, no, no, no.
17:31Okay, no, no, no.
17:32I'll just...
17:34Okay, okay.
17:35What if Burns testifies that he was drunk that night?
17:38It was a basic bar brawl, right?
17:40It was all about self defense.
17:41If he thought he was in danger, if he fears for his life,
17:43that's justifiable homicide.
17:45You're not seriously considering that, are you?
17:47He's my son, Wes.
17:49If you give in, they will keep coming back.
17:51Trust me, I've been there.
17:53The only way out is to take away their bargaining chip.
17:57I understand that, but if this video gets out,
18:00it's the rest of his life.
18:02It'll define him.
18:03You know?
18:04It'll destroy him.
18:06I know.
18:08But if you give in, they will own you.
18:14Five million dollars for the safe return of my girlfriend.
18:19They call chastity my girlfriend.
18:21Son, focus.
18:22Right, yes.
18:23If I don't send the money, they will take her life
18:26in the most depraved way possible?
18:28Contact, guys.
18:29So we'll get up on your phone so we're ready for the next contact.
18:32I'm gonna need a list of everyone who knows about your money.
18:35It's a short list.
18:36I am highly discreet.
18:38Oh, oh, thank goodness you're here.
18:40Hi.
18:41You must be Randy.
18:42Yes.
18:43Randy, hello.
18:44I'm Wolfgang Park.
18:45And thank you so much for your amazing donation to my charities.
18:48I'm sorry, are you catering the hostage negotiations?
18:50Yes.
18:51His braised ribs are to die for.
18:53All right.
18:54Where can we set up?
18:55The roll call, I guess.
18:56The glass room.
18:57All right.
18:58Let's go.
18:59Uh, what is happening?
19:00Randy has a world-class chef catering the hostage negotiations.
19:03Actually, he will be catering the celebration?
19:06I have just paid the ransom.
19:08Chastity will be returned to me unharmed.
19:10You do what?
19:11They're more likely to kill her than give her back.
19:12Uh, is Tut-Milet-Was, hast du da?
19:13Tim's right.
19:14You just made this a hundred times worse.
19:15Oh, thank God.
19:16Okay, so, they are not going to kill her, but they're not going to kill her.
19:19What are you saying?
19:20What are you saying?
19:21Tim's right.
19:22You just made this a hundred times worse.
19:23What?
19:24Oh, thank God.
19:27Okay, so, they are not going to kill her, but they are going to double the original ransom.
19:32Okay, that is why you never pay the ransom.
19:35I'm not paying another dime until I see proof of life.
19:39It'll make them angry.
19:40The promise of your money is the only thing keeping her alive.
19:44You hand it over to them.
19:46She's just a witness they need to silence.
19:49What?
19:50We should kill her and take off.
19:51We already got the five million.
19:53No.
19:54This guy's good for more.
19:55Look, you saw how fast he paid us, right?
19:58We make him sweat it over, right?
20:00Then, we give him proof of life in the morning when he's desperate.
20:04We'll make contact in the morning or we'll kill her.
20:08Not sure which.
20:09Stay tuned and find out.
20:10This is verrĂŒckt.
20:12How am I going to survive the night without descending into madness?
20:15Oh, no, I can't.
20:21Fine.
20:22Randy, you can come home with me.
20:23Bailey and I will keep you company.
20:25Thank you, my second bestest friend.
20:29We are almost set up.
20:30Where are you going?
20:31Oh, a slight change of plans.
20:33Can you unset up and take everything to this man's home?
20:37Okay.
20:38Great.
20:39I will email you a MapQuest link.
20:41Let's review.
20:42I am nowhere close to getting a present for Raj.
20:45And I am climbing the walls because where the hell are the test results?
20:48Bradford, hi.
20:49Uh-oh.
20:50What'd I do?
20:51Nothing.
20:52She's been white-knuckling all day waiting for the sergeant's list to be posted.
20:56You didn't hear?
20:57What?
20:58No.
20:59What did I not hear?
21:00What?
21:01It got delayed.
21:02Should be out by tomorrow.
21:03Wait.
21:04No.
21:05This is fine.
21:06One day, two days, a week.
21:07What does it matter?
21:08It's totally fine.
21:10Yep.
21:13Dinner's almost ready.
21:14Thanks.
21:15Are you sure I can help?
21:16It is all under control, so just rest.
21:19I can tell you're still angry with me.
21:22It's just that it is a stressful situation, okay?
21:24But it's gonna be fine.
21:25I'm-I'm-I'm dealing with it.
21:27I know I'm not as strong as you are, but you don't have to treat me like a child.
21:31I am not.
21:32Oh, yes, you are.
21:33That woman conned me, and it happens with old people all the time.
21:39But this is not about you being old, Mom.
21:41You have been like this my whole life.
21:43You-you trust everyone.
21:44You let Dad walk all over you, and you-you fall for every sob story you hear.
21:50I happen to believe most people are good.
21:52Well, I used to believe that, and then I got out into the real world and realized that I was completely underprepared.
21:57I will not make that mistake with my kids.
21:59I will make sure that they are safe and that they know what is out there.
22:04I will make that mistake with her.
22:16The guest's room is made up with warm milk on the bedside table.
22:21Thank you. You are the best best friend and the best second best friend a man could hope for.
22:26Of course. And I know it's really scary, but she's gonna be okay.
22:30Yeah. I don't know if you guys know this about me, but I get into trouble quite often.
22:37I know, I know, yes, no, but it's true. I don't think things through. I'm very impulsive.
22:42You know, people are always telling me, Randy, you're so handsome and brilliant, but you know, you're not cautious enough.
22:48But I didn't listen. And now chastity is in danger, and it's because of my foolishness.
22:53Well, it's not entirely your fault, and there's really not a whole lot you can do tonight.
22:58So you should get some rest, and it'll feel more manageable in the morning.
23:01Yes. You are very wise. Like an owl in a cartoon.
23:05Hmm. Okay. Yes.
23:10Well, did you hear back yet from Pete?
23:13Uh, yeah. He was, uh, trying to get on a plane, but no surprises. He's on a no-fly list.
23:17So he's taking a bus. I'll tell you this. Our lives are never boring.
23:21No, they are not.
23:26John Nolan. He did what?
23:29What's happening?
23:30You kidnapped the love of my life, sweet chastity. So here is the ransom.
23:35Except you will never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for her life.
23:40Instead, I'm offering this as a reward on your heads.
23:44Brandi, what are you doing?
23:46Turning the tables.
23:47This will let us listen in on your conversation with Priscilla.
23:53Mija, I've seen the Sopranos. I know what a wire is.
23:56Hey, when's the last time you had a manicure?
23:59Priscilla made contact?
24:01Last night.
24:02Oh, Amelia, you look so nice.
24:04Thank you. It's my undercover outfit.
24:06Oh, you go girl. Anyway, I set up a meeting this morning with Priscilla at my house. My mom will pretend to be interested in putting it in trust.
24:16We need Priscilla lying on tape about the paperwork.
24:19I know. Otherwise, you can't prove it's fraud. I'm wearing a wire.
24:24Oh, like the Sopranos.
24:27That's what I said exactly.
24:29Okay, uh, Mrs. Lopez, are you sure you want to do this?
24:35Do what? Have a conversation with a woman at my daughter's house.
24:39Mommy, we just need to know that you understand the risks.
24:41Listen, this boot that misses with my friend and thinks I'm not going to do something about it, Priscilla better hope that she understands the risks.
24:50All right, let's do this.
24:53Hey, hey!
24:58You tell your clients they crossed the line coming after my kid.
25:02Sean, I don't know what...
25:03Shut up!
25:06It is taking every ounce of willpower I have not to put you in the hospital right now.
25:11The DA's office will not be dropping charges against Colin Burns. In fact, I'm gonna make prosecuting the Eastern Front my own personal mission.
25:19They're all going down. I'll get the hell out of my face. Walk.
25:24Hey. Is everything okay?
25:27No. No, it's not okay. I just ruined my son's life.
25:33You had no choice.
25:34Yeah, well, that doesn't make it sting any less.
25:37Look, I'm gonna be offline for the rest of the day. There's a bed open at a rehab up in the valley.
25:43And they said if I can get my son there before noon, it's his soul.
25:48You cover for me today?
25:50Yeah, of course.
25:52Thanks, Wes.
25:55Mommy, say something to test the microphone.
26:01All that money, and you and Wesley can't hire a cleaning lady.
26:05You don't need a yell, and we have one.
26:07Well, the microphone works.
26:15It's showtime, Mommy. Put your game face on.
26:17I never take it off.
26:20You must be Priscilla.
26:24Yes.
26:25Come in.
26:26Anything I can get you?
26:27No, thank you.
26:28Wow, what a beautiful home.
26:30Well, it's not what I would have done.
26:32But I guess it works.
26:33Really, Mommy?
26:35My husband. He made all the design choices.
26:38Bless his soul.
26:39And you own the house outright?
26:41Oh, yes. Paid it off last year.
26:43Oh, she's doing so well.
26:45Took me 32 years and two jobs, but I did it.
26:48Good for you.
26:49So here is the paperwork we discussed.
26:53Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot my glasses.
26:57Can you just explain to me what this document says?
27:00Smart move, Amelia.
27:01So signing this will put the house into a trust.
27:04And what that'll do is make it so your family can forego
27:06the whole probate process after you're gone,
27:08saving them all kinds of time and money
27:10while they're still mourning you.
27:12And I still get to live here until I die.
27:14Of course.
27:15There it is.
27:16Oh, that must be my daughter.
27:20Oh, I didn't know you were expecting company.
27:22I'll get out of your hair.
27:23Oh, no, no. That's fine.
27:24She wants to meet you.
27:26Hi, Priscilla. Detective Angela Lopez, LAPD.
27:31You're under arrest for fraud.
27:37This guy was driving down Wilshire with an RPG
27:39in the gun rack of his pickup truck.
27:41This is the second in the job we've arrested this morning.
27:43They all came to L.A. to collect on Randy's crazy bounty.
27:47Which means there's probably five times more still out there.
27:49You need to get Randy to call it off.
27:51Oh, I tried.
27:52But Randy believes the pressure will force the kidnappers to play ball.
27:55And I don't know that he's wrong.
27:57Which is weird, because really, Randy is so wrong.
28:01They made contact. My pressure campaign, it worked.
28:06Are you ready, Tracer?
28:07Yeah, we'll mirror their video on that monitor.
28:09Great.
28:10And I will stand in front of this background
28:12so they don't know where I am.
28:14Ooh. Place this, everyone.
28:17They'll bounce a signal around several IP addresses,
28:19so keep them talking. Got it?
28:20Yes, I'm Skip Tracer Randy.
28:22I have the gift of the gab.
28:27Hello. Skip Tracer Randy here.
28:33How...
28:34Hope you enjoyed your little stunt last night.
28:36Price has tripled.
28:37Fine. I don't care. Just show me she's okay.
28:39I want to know she's all right.
28:41She's fine.
28:42You got one hour to send us 15 million in Bitcoin
28:44or she'll stop being fine.
28:46I understand. I will send as quickly as I can.
28:48Chastity, my love.
28:52I don't understand.
28:59Was that long enough?
29:01No, I'm sorry.
29:02What was that she was doing at the end?
29:04With her right hand?
29:05I think she signed something.
29:07Can you play it back?
29:13Mall.
29:14It can't be a functioning mall.
29:16That place looked abandoned.
29:17How bad is the Stonefield Mall?
29:18That place has been shut down for a year.
29:20Perfect place to go around with the hostage.
29:22Right.
29:23Okay.
29:24Uh...
29:25You wait here.
29:26We got this.
29:32You're doing the right thing, buddy.
29:34Listen to me.
29:36I'm proud of you, Lo.
29:37Your mom and I are gonna be with you every step of the way,
29:39no matter what.
29:40Yeah.
29:41Right.
29:42Yeah, but I'm thinking this is a mistake, though, Pops.
29:44I don't really have a problem.
29:46I've just made a few bad decisions, but, uh...
29:48I could totally get better on my own.
29:50Without rehab.
29:51So I...
29:52Hey, hey, hey.
29:53No, no, no, no.
29:54Listen to me.
29:55We talked about this, all right?
29:56This place is gonna make you better.
29:57I promise.
29:59Okay.
30:00You stay strong.
30:01Keep your head in the game.
30:02You're gonna be fine, okay?
30:03You got this.
30:10Get down?
30:11Get down!
30:14Control, this is 7 Adam 19.
30:16We hear gunshots north of sunset.
30:24Stay in the car.
30:27Stay down!
30:31Let me see your hands!
30:33Freeze!
30:34That is Sean DeMonte.
30:37Drivers down.
30:38Passengers on foot.
30:39Logan.
30:40It's okay, buddy.
30:41We're good.
30:50That's all right.
30:51Come on, get out.
30:52We're good.
30:53Logan.
30:54Hey!
30:56My son's been shot!
30:57Get an ambulance!
30:58Second the money lands, we drop the girl and take off.
31:00The money's gonna be automatically split up into three freaks.
31:02It counts.
31:03One for each of us.
31:04Then we go our separate ways.
31:08All right.
31:09We need to establish a perimeter while SWAT does their initial recon.
31:11Get the full triage kit ready in case it's bad.
31:12Hey.
31:13Hi.
31:14Those are gotta be Randy's vigilantes.
31:15They must have heard about our operation on the police radio.
31:18But we gotta stop them, they're gonna get Chastity Q.
31:19Hey!
31:20Wait, is that...
31:21Oh my God!
31:22Chastity?
31:23Are you kidding me?
31:24How did you get away?
31:25They were too busy patting themselves in the back about being geniuses that they totally
31:26forgot about me.
31:27So I rescued myself.
31:28Yeah, you did?
31:29Where were they holding you?
31:30In the back of an old department store.
31:31Mid-mall, Grand Level, there's three of them.
31:32I've been weighing in Maddox.
31:33I'm so glad you're here.
31:34I'm so glad you're here.
31:35I'm gonna get the police on the police radio.
31:36We gotta stop them, they're gonna get Chastity Q.
31:39Hey!
31:40Wait, is that...
31:41Oh my God.
31:42Chastity?
31:43You're kidding me.
31:44How did you get away?
31:45Oh, they were too busy patting themselves in the back about being geniuses that they
31:51totally forgot about me, so I rescued myself.
31:52Yeah, you did?
31:53Where were they holding you?
31:54In the back of an old department store.
31:55Mid-mall, Grand Level, there's three of them.
31:56I've been weighing in Maddox.
31:57I'm so glad you're here.
31:58How's Randy?
31:59He's worried sick.
32:00Let's get you in the ambulance and we'll call him.
32:01Yeah.
32:02This is now a clean-up operation.
32:03No friendlies left inside.
32:04Oh my gosh.
32:05Come on.
32:06We'll call him.
32:07Yeah.
32:08This is now a clean-up operation.
32:09No friendlies left inside.
32:36Why are we shooting them?
32:37The shooting policy's clear.
32:38Only probable cause, they might commit a felony.
32:40And the machine guns on their back don't give us that?
32:42No.
32:43It's not illegal to make a citizen's arrest,
32:45nor to use reasonable force to make that arrest.
32:48That includes using their weapons.
32:50So shooting armed civilians is not company policy.
32:54We are interfering with police operations.
32:55They come at us.
32:56All bets are off.
33:03Target's down.
33:06On your seat.
33:09Police!
33:10Get off the bike!
33:11Take cover.
33:26Cut from boot.
33:29Jesus.
33:30Let's get out of here.
33:31You were supposed to be watching us, man.
33:32Police!
33:33Show me those hands.
33:34Go, go, go, go, go, go!
33:36Go, go, go, go, go!
33:38Go, go, go, go!
33:47Tough that one-two boot.
33:48Go left.
33:49Roger.
33:55Go left.
33:58Roger.
33:59Go left.
34:01Roger.
34:29Come on.
34:44It's over!
34:46Clearly, you are trapped. Otherwise, you wouldn't be hanging around to look at me.
34:50Which means you want to get out of here, you gotta go through me.
34:53Now, you listen very carefully.
34:55I have logged hundreds of hours at the firing range, and I am sighted on your position.
34:59Which means if you decide to fight your way out, your chances of getting shot are 100%.
35:04So throw out your gun, get on the ground, arms and legs spread.
35:09Do not move. Control suspect in custody. Code 4.
35:25I am not gonna lie. I am super surprised that worked.
35:30Hey. I came as soon as I heard. Is-Is-Is-Is...
35:37No, he's gonna be okay. Christina's in there with him now. The bullet just grazed his neck.
35:42But if it had been a half an inch to the right, you know...
35:45But it wasn't. You protected him.
35:47And now the LAPD is gonna come down on the eastern front like an avalanche.
35:52Yeah.
35:53Look, Wes, I'm-I'm dropping out of the DA's race.
35:56There's gonna be a press conference in the morning.
35:58I just wanted to give you the heads up on that.
36:01I think right now I just need to stay out of the spotlight, you know.
36:05You're making the right call, Sean.
36:08I-I know.
36:14You're a good dad.
36:19Thank you both for everything.
36:21Oh, please, honestly, you did all the work.
36:24Very impressive.
36:26Randy, you seem distracted.
36:28Yes, I'm trying to remember the password for my Bitcoin wallet.
36:32You forgot the password?
36:34Today was very stressful.
36:35Sorry.
36:36Snuffleupagus?
36:40Chastity.
36:41Would it be possible to remain your sugar daddy without having any actual, uh, sugar?
36:46No.
36:47I'm sorry.
36:48No, I completely understand.
36:49In fact, I'm a bit relieved.
36:51Being wealthy was highly unenjoyable for my entire body.
36:55Yes.
36:56Why don't we let her get some rice?
36:57Oh, yes, of course.
36:58Good news is I already paid for Sergeant Bradford's special thank you surprise, so...
37:01Yippee-ki-yay!
37:02Brad, got someone here to see you.
37:05Says he knows Randy.
37:07Perfect.
37:10Hey.
37:11Kiki Hernandez.
37:14I'm-I'm a huge fan.
37:15I'm a...
37:16What are you doing here?
37:17Some German guy paid $100,000 to charity for me to hang out with you for a few hours.
37:21Guess he wanted to thank you for saving his girlfriend.
37:23Okay.
37:24I take back almost every awful thing I ever said about the guy.
37:27Well, you got me for the next three hours, so, uh, what are we doing?
37:30I got a mitt in my truck.
37:32Uh, you wanna play catch?
37:34Like, we're in Field of Dreams or something?
37:36Uh, well, I mean, yeah, if-if you don't mind, I can probably get someone to let you borrow a glove.
37:42Never leave home without one.
37:44Let's do it.
37:45Oh, Leah is finally out.
37:49Oh, that child is like you at night.
37:52Don't wanna miss a thing.
37:54Well, believe me, I am aware I am reaping my karmic reward with that child.
38:01And, Mom, I-I know that I have been hard on you these last few days.
38:07So, you and I see the world very differently, but that does not mean that you are not strong.
38:14It is a superpower to still see the good in people, even after they have taken advantage of you.
38:19Well, it's a certain kind of superpower to see all the darkness and evil in the world and choose to still try to make a difference.
38:33I admire that in you, Nyla.
38:36Thank you, Mom.
38:40And I am grateful that you are you.
38:42Mm-hmm.
38:44Okay.
38:49So, I, um, I wrote you a song for your birthday.
38:53That's amazing. How did I not know you played guitar?
38:56I don't. So, it's gonna be rough. Like, really rough.
38:59Okay.
39:00And it's in Spanish.
39:01It's already my favorite song.
39:03For stars,
39:10It's always easy to shine.
39:14Oh, no.
39:16Uh, let me start all over again. It's, um...
39:19But...
39:22Sorry, I really tried. And I-I just learned these chords last night, so it's not even finished.
39:26It's beautiful. You're beautiful. How about we finish it together? Maybe I can play it on tour.
39:33Wait, you're going on tour?
39:35Europe and Scandinavia just got confirmed.
39:37That's-that's so exciting.
39:40Are you playing in Paris? Please, tell me you're playing in Paris, because I will totally come visit.
39:44We will not be in Paris. We will be in Kiruna.
39:48It's a wonderfully charming small town in northern Sweden. How does 19 hours of daylight sound?
39:53Bright.
39:54Yeah.
39:56I'm sure there will be other cities with normal sunsets.
39:58And we can figure out when you're coming tomorrow.
40:00But, right now, we have a song to finish.
40:02So, tell me about it. What was it?
40:04It's, uh...
40:05Well, it's, uh...
40:06Here first?
40:07Go.
40:08Para estrellas
40:15Siempre sea fĂĄcil brillar
40:20Sielos
40:21Huh?
40:22Sielos
40:24Sielos
40:25La la la la
40:26She la la la
40:28Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
40:33Checking the time isn't gonna get that list posted any faster.
40:35What is taking so long?
40:36I mean, Gray should have posted the list, like, like, minutes ago.
40:40Okay.
40:41Oh, God.
40:42You know this, but it's gonna be okay.
40:44No matter what that piece of paper says.
40:45I really can't handle that kind of blind optimism from you right now.
40:48I just really need to know.
40:49Oh, my gosh.
40:50Hi!
40:51Three, two.
40:52Yes.
40:53Sorry.
40:57Oh, my God.
41:02I can't, I don't think I can look.
41:04Do you want her to look for you?
41:06Yes.
41:07No, um, yeah.
41:10Yes, please.
41:20Lucy.
41:21Yeah.
41:22Look.
41:23Typical A student.
41:34Nervous you're gonna fail even when you're top of the class.
41:40I did it.
41:41Of course you did it.
41:42Congratulations, Jen.
41:43You'll be able to use those new credentials right away.
41:45What?
41:46A sergeant position is open?
41:47Um, here?
41:48On the night show.
41:49Oh, that, that, okay.
41:50That's great.
41:51Is it possible to trade or?
41:52No.
41:53Yeah.
41:54Again, congratulations.
41:55Sergeant.
41:56Thank you, sir.
41:58Thank you, sir.
41:59the trade or anything? No. Yeah. Again, congratulations. Sergeant. Thank you, sir.
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