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00:00MUSIC CONTINUES
00:04MUSIC CONTINUES
00:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:16AND APPLAUSE
00:23Hello, I'm Ramesh Ranganathan, and welcome to this special Christmas edition of Parents Evening,
00:32the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids to win money for charity.
00:36I love Christmas. My family actually call me Santa, because they only ever see me once a year.
00:41Playing tonight, we have got comedian Josh Whittacombe and his dad, Tom.
00:45And also here tonight, it's my mum, Shanti Ranganathan.
01:02Mum has been dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas, but I'm not going to get a divorce and then marry a Sri Lankan woman. Sorry, Mum.
01:10Mum has been researching all of tonight's guests, and she comes up with searching difficult questions, like when she asked
01:15Lisa's parents why their turkey is so bland.
01:18You should try adding spices.
01:20Mum, what is something you found out for us today about our guests?
01:24One of our guests gave a life-size photo themselves as a Christmas gift.
01:35What kind of narcissistic prick would give a life-size poster of themselves as a Christmas gift?
01:42Who was it?
01:43Oh, yay!
01:44Oh, yay!
01:48So, who was the life-size photo of you for?
01:52My mum, it turns out.
01:53Yeah, exactly.
01:55Yeah, we still laugh about that one.
01:58Mum, who would you like a life-size photo of?
02:00You.
02:02I'd love to have one.
02:04Will you give me one?
02:05I will, if it means I don't have to see you face-to-face.
02:07Good luck tonight, everybody.
02:10Let's play Parents' Evening.
02:16Parents, you have to bid on how many questions out of ten you think your child can guess right in a particular category.
02:22Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play.
02:24Meet the target, you get £100 for each correct answer.
02:27But if you fall short, that money is split between the others instead.
02:31And to stop them influencing your bids, we're going to put your kids on the naughty step three feet behind you.
02:36So, Josh, Wotsey and George, let's get you set for tonight's first question.
02:47Our first question is all about Christmas films.
02:50You are going to have to identify Christmas films based on the user review written on Letterboxd.
02:55We've actually got some reviews here of you guys.
02:58This is from the Gavin and Stacey Christmas Special.
03:00This says,
03:01It's nice, isn't it?
03:05I agree with that completely.
03:07Yeah, absolutely.
03:08This is from Josh's stand-up special.
03:10I love Josh, but his voice really gets on my nerves.
03:20Three stars?
03:21Yeah.
03:22That's not...
03:23You don't love someone and then give...
03:24I'll be honest, I'm listening now, they are right about the voice.
03:26Yeah, I mean, I was going to say, even in that, it is quite irritating.
03:30Yeah.
03:31This is from my stand-up special.
03:33Came for Romesh, stayed for Shanthi.
03:35Five stars.
03:37Oh, well done on putting your own five-star review on TV.
03:39Well done, well done.
03:42Doo-doo, do you watch films at Christmas?
03:44Yes.
03:45Do you watch the Strictly Christmas Special?
03:47No.
03:48No.
03:53No, no, I get it, I get it.
03:55Why would you?
03:56I mean, it's not even the proper Strictly though, is it?
03:57It's just Josh dressed as a penguin looking like a twat.
03:59Done.
04:00He was great though.
04:01He was great.
04:02He was great.
04:08He did a good job.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Moxie gave me a nine.
04:11Yeah.
04:12And it was sincere.
04:13It was nice.
04:14I thought it was sincere until you said that.
04:15Yeah.
04:16No!
04:17Josh.
04:18What?
04:19Your face in that photo.
04:21It looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside.
04:26Just, I'm so delighted to be a penguin.
04:29Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it.
04:31Is that OK?
04:33I used it on my stand-up special.
04:34You should have watched it five stars.
04:35LAUGHTER
04:36OK.
04:37Parents, it is time to bid.
04:41Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
04:44Yeah.
04:45It's true.
04:46Tom, you're going to be opening the bids.
04:48How many do you think Josh can get?
04:51I reckon he'll get at least three.
04:54Three.
04:55OK.
04:56Do-do, do you think Moxie can get more than three?
04:59I would...
05:01LAUGHTER
05:03Larry, do you think George can get more than three?
05:07Yeah, I'll go for four.
05:08Four.
05:09OK.
05:10Tom?
05:11Yeah, I'll go five.
05:13OK, nice.
05:14Larry, Tom's very confidently said five.
05:16What do you think?
05:17I'm out.
05:18Oh.
05:19Oh!
05:20That means playing for £500 is Josh!
05:32Hello, Josh.
05:33Hello, Romesh.
05:34OK, out of ten, your dad thinks you can guess five Christmas movies
05:37from their review on Letterboxd.
05:39You can give multiple guesses.
05:40Yeah.
05:41You can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.
05:44Cool.
05:45Mum's going to be timing the rounds.
05:4690 seconds, Josh.
05:47You've got five to get.
05:48Good luck.
05:49Off you go.
05:52A small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other.
05:55Home Alone.
05:56Four and a half stars.
05:57It's correct.
05:58Well done.
05:59Love Actually.
06:00Love Actually.
06:01Two stars.
06:02Love Actually.
06:03It's Love Actually.
06:04It's a wonderful movie.
06:05Five stars.
06:06It's a wonderful movie.
06:07It's absolutely correct.
06:08Who is taking care of Jude Law's children while he's having bad sex with Cameron Diaz?
06:12The Holiday.
06:13Three stars.
06:14It is The Holiday.
06:15You've got one to get.
06:16Tim Allen kills Santa Claus and takes his job.
06:18Three stars.
06:19The Santa Claus.
06:20It is The Santa Claus.
06:21Josh Minnigan.
06:22Oh my God.
06:23Come on.
06:24Yes, Josh.
06:25Yes.
06:26Yes.
06:27You score five.
06:28What do you give up?
06:29Give it back for Josh.
06:38Josh, incredible work.
06:39Was that celebration proportionate to naming five Christmas movies?
06:42Up to you to decide.
06:45What's your favourite Christmas film, Mum?
06:47Home Alone.
06:48What about Love Actually?
06:50Love Actually.
06:51What is that?
06:52I...
06:53You live in the film where Hugh Grant is the Prime Minister.
06:55I don't like Hugh Grant.
07:01Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
07:02It's very rude.
07:06He can be popular.
07:07Yeah.
07:08But he should learn manners.
07:09Mum?
07:10Mum?
07:11Yes.
07:12It's for you as well.
07:13What?
07:14For me?
07:21Yes!
07:22Someone is standing up to him.
07:23Yes, Mummy!
07:24Yes, Mummy!
07:25Thank you, darling.
07:27I love your dance.
07:31OK.
07:32Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for your next question.
07:41OK.
07:42This time your question is all about chocolate.
07:44Oh.
07:45Sometimes people aren't sure whether a chocolate is vegan or not.
07:47The rule I use is, if you're enjoying it, it's not vegan.
07:50Yes.
07:51What you're going to have to do for this one is you have to name the chocolate bar represented
07:55by the picture.
07:56For example, this one, Mum.
07:57What chocolate is that?
07:58Lion bar?
07:59Lion bar.
08:00Lion bar.
08:01Lion bar is absolutely right.
08:02Yeah, I mean, to be fair, you just have to say...
08:03It's a big face.
08:04How can I miss it?
08:05Yeah.
08:06OK.
08:07Parents, it's time to bid.
08:10Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored two.
08:13Dudu, you're going to be opening the bids.
08:15How many do you think Motsi can get?
08:18Two.
08:19OK, Larry, Dudu's bid two.
08:21How many do you think George can get?
08:22Five.
08:23Five!
08:24Oh, yeah!
08:25Come on!
08:29Tom.
08:31I'll go six.
08:32OK.
08:33Yay!
08:34Dudu, six is the bid to be.
08:36No?
08:37I'm out.
08:38You're out.
08:39OK, fair enough.
08:40Larry.
08:41Seven.
08:42Oh!
08:43OK.
08:44I like this.
08:45OK, Tom.
08:46This is a battle now.
08:47I'm out.
08:48Oh.
08:49No!
08:51So that means playing for £700, it's George!
09:00Hello, George.
09:01How are you?
09:02I'm very well.
09:03How are you?
09:04I'm good.
09:05I've suddenly felt a lot less attractive.
09:06OK, so how do you feel about this round?
09:09I like chocolate a lot.
09:11But, yeah.
09:12I feel confident.
09:13Oh, God.
09:14When you looked at me and said I like chocolate a lot, I felt something.
09:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:17LAUGHTER
09:18I've had great hair.
09:19I've had great hair, you know.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Julie, what a bit of a mind is, I could be that chocolate, George.
09:23LAUGHTER
09:24OK, so your dad thinks you can name seven chocolates from the ten clues provided.
09:30OK.
09:31George, good luck to you.
09:32Off you go.
09:33Seven to get.
09:35What chocolate is this?
09:36Picnic.
09:37Is correct.
09:38APPLAUSE
09:40Whisper.
09:41Whisper is correct.
09:43What's this one?
09:44Yorkie.
09:45Is correct.
09:46What's this one?
09:48Uh...
09:49Pass.
09:50What is that?
09:51OK, let's go to the next one.
09:52What's this one?
09:53Planet.
09:54No, that's the planet.
09:55That's the Earth.
09:56We don't have a pick.
09:57We don't have a chocolate called Planet or Earth.
09:58Moon.
09:59Milky...
10:00Milky Way.
10:01What is the chocolate bar called that's got something to do with the moon?
10:02Well, I can't give any options.
10:03I'd love to.
10:04Yeah.
10:05Pass.
10:06Pass.
10:07Pass.
10:08Pass.
10:09Pass.
10:10It's a dime bar.
10:11Yes, correct.
10:12OK, let's go to the next one.
10:13M&M.
10:14Four M&M's.
10:15M&M's.
10:16Yes.
10:17You've got two to get.
10:18What's this one?
10:19Bucket of treasure, chest, box, money.
10:21What's this one?
10:22You've got two to get.
10:23What's this one?
10:24Bucket of treasure, chest, box, money.
10:26You've got two to get.
10:27What's this one?
10:28OK, treasure, chest, box, money.
10:31Ah.
10:32Pass if you want to come and look at the next one.
10:34Yeah, next one.
10:35OK, pass.
10:36What's this one?
10:38It's a bus going to South London.
10:40That's it.
10:43It's a red bus.
10:44Yeah.
10:45Big bus.
10:46It's a metro line by Double Decker.
10:48Yes!
10:49You've got one to go.
10:51You've got one to go.
10:52What is this?
10:53What are you looking at?
10:54Flake!
10:55Yes!
10:56You've got it!
10:57I hate that.
10:58Congratulations to you, sports.
10:59Everybody's up on your glass.
11:00Give it up for George!
11:07Oh, that was exhilarating.
11:08Larry, what did you think of George's performance there?
11:10Sweet.
11:14There's three questions you missed, George.
11:16Let's have a look.
11:17There's this one.
11:18Anybody got any ideas?
11:19Time out.
11:20It is time out, yeah.
11:21I thought it was ripped bastard, but it's not.
11:24Let's have a look at the next one.
11:26That is...
11:27Mercury bar.
11:28Mars!
11:29Oh, no!
11:30Mars!
11:31Here we go.
11:32What planet is a chocolate bar?
11:35OK, this one.
11:37This is a tough one.
11:38Anybody?
11:39Bouncy!
11:40Bouncy!
11:41Bouncy!
11:42There you go.
11:43Give it up for George, though.
11:44What a performance.
11:45All right, Mum, with two questions in, what are the scores, please?
11:48And give it a bit of drama, a little bit of Christmas pizzazz.
11:51Like drama, but how do you want me to say?
11:54Like, just give it a little bit of body movement, you know.
11:56Like that?
11:57You got this, and you got that, and we're done!
12:00Good luck to you.
12:01Motsi and Dudu.
12:02Yeah.
12:03Yeah.
12:04Nothing at the moment, but you will get some more, OK?
12:07No!
12:08I'm sorry.
12:09Josh and Tom.
12:10Yeah.
12:11500 pounds.
12:12Wow, wow, wow.
12:14George and Larry.
12:15700 pounds.
12:16Wow, wow, wow.
12:17George and Larry.
12:18700 pounds.
12:19Well done, guys.
12:20Time for a break now.
12:21Remember, family is the greatest gift.
12:23Unless they got you a PlayStation.
12:24See you in a bed.
12:25Welcome back to Parents Evening.
12:26Kids, remember you can't influence your parents during these questions, so once again, let's
12:51get set for our next one.
12:52This time, your question is all about board games.
13:03What you're going to have to do is name the board game from its official tagline.
13:07For example, skill game where you're the doctor.
13:10What board game is that?
13:12I haven't got a clue.
13:14OK, it's not.
13:16That does sound like a board game, but that's not the correct answer.
13:19It's actually Operation.
13:20It's a great game, slightly more difficult to play nowadays because of NHS waiting times.
13:24LAUGHTER
13:25Larry, do you think George will be any good at this?
13:27Yeah.
13:28Is he competitive when you're playing board games?
13:30Very.
13:31Very, OK.
13:32Yeah, it gets competitive at our house, doesn't it, Mum?
13:33You come over every Christmas, play a bit of Uno.
13:35I'm rubbish at it.
13:37Yeah, well, you don't know that every year you don't...
13:39You always mention I haven't improved at all.
13:41So why don't you teach me how to play?
13:44Mum, I teach you every year.
13:46Ever?
13:47Every year.
13:48I say to you, this is how you play.
13:49You're walking around.
13:50I'm just going to watch a couple of games because I can't get my head around it.
13:52Yeah.
13:53Then we start playing it.
13:54And then you go, should I put a tool down?
13:55No, you can't put a tool down!
13:56You cannot have any time to tell you!
13:58How can I learn like that?
14:00This is what I said, you should learn manners.
14:03LAUGHTER
14:04APPLAUSE
14:06It's current evening!
14:08Yeah.
14:09OK, parents, it is time to bid.
14:11When Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
14:15OK, Lara, you're going to be opening the bids.
14:18How many of these do you think George can get?
14:21Five.
14:23That is a great opening bid.
14:26Tom?
14:27Six.
14:28You!
14:29You!
14:30OK, Dudu?
14:31What do you think?
14:32You see, these gentlemen, they know that my child can get more, so they say...
14:39So I'm going out.
14:40You're out?
14:41Out!
14:42LAUGHTER
14:43That is one of the most incredible justifications I've ever heard.
14:49Yeah.
14:50These gentlemen know my child can get more, so I'm out.
14:53LAUGHTER
14:56LAUGHTER
14:57OK, Larry, it's six to beat.
14:58What do you think?
14:59Seven.
15:00Ooh!
15:01LAUGHTER
15:06So, it's a bit of seven to beat.
15:08You seem quite stressed out.
15:09What's wrong?
15:10That's very edgy, isn't it?
15:12LAUGHTER
15:13I'll go eight.
15:15APPLAUSE
15:16This is, this is great gaming.
15:18OK, Larry.
15:19Tom has bid eight.
15:20Do you want to push him further?
15:21LAUGHTER
15:22Nine.
15:23OK, Tom?
15:24I'm out.
15:25That means that playing for £900, it's George!
15:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:29APPLAUSE
15:30AUDIENCE MEMBERS
15:35APPLAUSE
15:36Um, so, out of ten, number one.
15:37Tom has bid eight.
15:38Do you want to push him further?
15:39No.
15:40LAUGHTER
15:41No.
15:42No, no, no, no, no.
15:43OK, Tom?
15:44I'm out.
15:45LAUGHTER
15:46That means that playing for 900 pounds, it's George
15:59So out of ten your dad thinks you can name nine board games from their slogan George. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay, let's go good luck
16:09The classic naval combat game
16:14Battleship is correct
16:16The frantic marble munching game the hippos the hungry hippos is correct. I'll accept that
16:25The game of strategic conquest is correct
16:30Every word counts gravel is correct
16:34The game of quick draw
16:38Pass pass okay
16:40Fast-stealing property trading game is correct
16:43The original guessing game guess who is correct
16:50Your life your way your life your way
16:51No, I don't know what that is pass. Okay, next one the classic barrel of laughs for all the firm
17:00Uh, I don't know okay, do you want to pass and come back to that one? Pass, pass, pass
17:05Okay, let's have a look at the next one
17:07The saddle stacking game with a moody mule
17:09Ah, buckaroo is correct
17:16Okay, two to me
17:17Game of quick draw
17:18Two left to get kind of thing
17:25Yeah, I mean, I don't know
17:26I don't know what like
17:26What kind of draw is that?
17:27Well, I can give you nothing beyond that
17:29What's the next one? The other one?
17:31Let's have a look at the next one
17:33Your life your way
17:38Bad luck you couldn't reach nine which means the money is getting split between the others
17:41Let's hear it for George
17:42Let's have a look at the ones you didn't get
17:51Yeah, the game of quick draw is Pictionary
17:54Oh
17:55Yeah, your life your way is probably the toughest one is the game of life
17:59No
18:00And the last one the classic barrel of laughs for all the family
18:04Josh got any idea?
18:05Is that one where you put the things on and the guy pops out the barrel?
18:08Yes, pop-up pirates
18:10Wow
18:11Okay, mum, could you give us a score, please?
18:13Of course I can
18:14A little bit of Christmas pizzazz, please, if you don't mind
18:16Mochi and doodoo
18:18Yes
18:19Four hundred and fifty pounds
18:21Yay!
18:22Yay!
18:23Yay!
18:24Yay!
18:25George and Larry, seven hundred pounds
18:28Yay!
18:30My god
18:32George and Tom
18:34Nine hundred and fifty pounds
18:37Yay!
18:38Yay!
18:39Yay!
18:40So basically, Mochi and doodoo, you benefited from Larry sort of getting overexcited with the beans
18:45We're happy
18:46We're happy about that
18:47Okay
18:48From this point you will not be given any clues
18:50Okay
18:51Instead you'll be given a category
18:52And you have to list as many correct answers as you can in that category
18:55Plus, every correct answer is now worth
18:58Two hundred pounds
18:59Woo!
19:00Because there's nothing more Christmassy than suddenly everything being twice the price
19:04So
19:05Josh, Mochi and George, let's get you set for the next question
19:08Your next category is Christmas dinner
19:18You have to guess all the components of the traditional Christmas dinner at Wetherspoon
19:23By the way, just so you know, from this point on if any of you say an answer before the game begins
19:29It will be considered cheating, I'm afraid
19:31In which case the answer will be removed and I'll take a hundred pounds off your total
19:35And I might take away a hundred pounds if Josh says anything because he really is bringing out my inner bully
19:39Doodoo, what's a South African Christmas meal like?
19:43South Africa is summer because in summer you stay outside, we do brides
19:52And when I get here in Europe, Christmas was inside
19:57It's cold, it's different, isn't it?
20:00I mean that's a really nice verse saying Christmas here is shit
20:07Doodoo, Mochi has not played yet because your favourite phrase tonight has been, I'm out
20:13Do you think this might be the one that she could step up?
20:16Yes
20:17Yes
20:18OK, well let's see
20:19Parents, it's time to bid
20:22When mum tried this earlier, she scored five
20:25OK, it's not that much of a flex
20:34All right, Tom, it's your turn to bid first, how many do you think Josh can get?
20:38Four
20:39Four
20:40Doodoo, what are you thinking?
20:42I'm out
20:43Is it right, have you flown all the way from South Africa to play this tonight?
20:56Yes
20:57Yes
20:58And you just don't want Motsi to get involved at all?
21:01No, that's not
21:04Larry, Tom's bid four, what do you think?
21:07Five
21:08Five, OK
21:09Could this be another duel again, Tom?
21:11Six
21:12Oh
21:13Larry
21:15I'm out
21:19OK, well that means that playing for £1200 is Josh
21:30So, your dad thinks you can name six savouring components that are listed in the traditional Christmas dinner at JD Wetherspin, otherwise known as spoons
21:37Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer, you will time out
21:41OK
21:42Off you go
21:43OK
21:44Turkey
21:45It's there
21:46Gravy
21:47Gravy
21:48Gravy, sir
21:49Carrots
21:50Stuffing
21:51Carrots, sir
21:52Yeah
21:53Potatoes
21:54We need more specific than that
21:55Roast potatoes
21:56No
21:57Boiled potatoes
21:58No
21:59Mashed potatoes
22:00No
22:01Mashed potatoes
22:02Yes
22:03Fuck off
22:04I thought the same
22:05Bread sauce
22:06Um
22:07Sprouts
22:08No
22:09Carrots
22:10Chicken
22:11Beef
22:12Oh
22:13God
22:14Stuffing
22:15No
22:16Um
22:17And
22:18Stuffing
22:19I've already got stuffing
22:21Oh
22:22No
22:23Oh
22:24No
22:25Oh
22:26No
22:27Josh
22:28I'm so sorry
22:29Bad luck
22:30The money's getting split between the others
22:31Give it up for Josh
22:32Oh
22:34That was tough
22:39What would you have gone for?
22:40OK
22:41This is the full list
22:43And I think you'll find it pretty offensive
22:46Oh
22:47Do you know what?
22:48I don't hate myself after that
22:50First of all, can I just say
22:52Pigs in blankets
22:53Getting a bit of pig
22:54Then wrapping it in a bit of pig
22:56Absolutely taking the piss there
22:58Motsi
22:59How are you feeling about not being put up for any of the rounds so far?
23:02I feel the ambitious person in myself is screaming
23:06Yeah
23:07But on the other side, I'm just like, you know, she protects me, I protect her
23:12You guys are serving
23:14More Dublin scores
23:17OK, Mum, what's that done to the scores, please?
23:23Josh and Tom
23:24Oh
23:25950 pounds because
23:27You know why?
23:30Motsi and Dudu
23:321,050 pounds
23:39I'd love it if the first time Motsi had to answer was in the final
23:44And George and Larry
23:451,300 pounds, guys
23:50OK, it's time for a festive break
23:52Which in my house means Lisa asking me to sleep in the garage
23:55See you in a bit
23:56Would you like to be the only thing that's here?
23:57We'd like to be the only thing that you know
23:58We'd like to be the only thing that almost
23:59just in the morning
24:00What is this?
24:01Probably?
24:02It's time for the next time
24:03We'd like to be the only thing that's coming
24:04on my body
24:05That's going to be the only thing that we'll be
24:07made for you
24:08Just trying to have to hang out
24:09and do this
24:10And we're gonna have to hang out
24:11Parents Evening Christmas Special proving family is a gift, but it's still worth keeping the receipt
24:17Okay, Josh Motsi and George let's get you set for your next question
24:27Your next category is greetings cards
24:30You're gonna have to name the themes for cards available at Card Factory Larry
24:35Who's a better gifter you or George bear in mind you give gifts of yourself, but
24:40Well, you know, it's certainly not me. I'm rather renowned in the family as spending
24:4673 years
24:48Getting a present for George that was right, but of course, you know
25:03I was 73 so it was 41 years in getting him a birthday
25:09A present that was right
25:12Unfortunately, you've said one of the answers. Oh
25:16Which means I've got to take a hundred pounds off. No
25:20No, that's no to the game. He said birthday
25:24So was Josh very grateful the gifts he received I
25:27Poor don't know. I don't know. Well, cuz you didn't give him any
25:30Uh, well, we don't show a lot of emotion in our family, Romesh
25:34Oh, really?
25:37How often do you tell Josh you love him?
25:40Uh, I don't think I've ever told him that
25:44I'm gonna be honest with you, Tom. I know it's weird, but I'm on your side
25:47Okay, parents, it's time to bid
25:55When mum tried this earlier she scored six
25:58Oh
26:00Do you do you're gonna be opening the bits?
26:02Yes, how many do you think Motsy can get three three?
26:06Yes, okay
26:12Larry for
26:14Four, Tom, what are you thinking? Five
26:17Do do
26:18Out, I'm out
26:19You're out
26:26Larry five is the bid to be I'll go six six Tom. I never thought you'd be like this Larry
26:32I had a whole different impression of what you were like
26:44What did you think he was like? How is he differed? I thought you'd be like that guy off Gavin and Stacey
26:57What are you thinking then Tom? I'll go seven
26:59I'll go seven
27:00Okay
27:01Larry
27:02I'll go eight
27:03I'll go eight
27:06Tom
27:14Um, nine
27:15Nine
27:20Larry
27:21Tom didn't think you were gonna be like this
27:25Ten
27:26Ten, okay
27:29Tom
27:30Tom
27:31I'm uh, I'm gonna go 11
27:35Okay, Larry, the bid is currently at 11
27:37Um
27:42I'm out
27:45You are out
27:48Okay
27:50That means that playing for £2,200 it's Josh
27:54It's Josh
28:03Okay, Josh, you're really keen for your dad to push up the bids, aren't you?
28:06I'll be honest, I never thought I'd see my dad in a dick swinging contest with Larry Lamb
28:11LAUGHTER
28:12So your dad thinks you can name 11 reasons for giving someone a card according to the card factory
28:16Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer, you will time out. We need 11.
28:23Okay, good luck to you Josh
28:24Thank you
28:25Off you go, whenever you're ready
28:26Valentine's Day
28:27Valentine's
28:28Is up there
28:29Christmas
28:31Yep
28:32Easter
28:33No, keep guessing
28:34New Year
28:36Engagement
28:37Engagement is there
28:38Wedding
28:39Wedding is there
28:40Anniversary
28:42Anniversary's there
28:43Retirement
28:44Retirement
28:45Retirement's there
28:46New Job
28:47New Job's there
28:48Umm
28:50New Baby
28:53Kristny
28:54Yep
28:55Eid
28:56Eid
28:57Is there
28:58And
28:59Erm
29:00Condolences
29:01I'll accept that
29:02It's Sympathy
29:03Well done, Josh
29:04CHEERING
29:06Congratulations, Josh
29:08You scored 11 winning you £2,200
29:10Give it up for Josh
29:11Give it up for Josh
29:18Tom, that must make you feel like you really, really love Josh
29:22I'm really proud of him and I love him really a lot
29:32Happy Christmas
29:35Okay, let's have a look at the full list
29:36There we go
29:39Wow
29:40Father's Day
29:41Mother's Day
29:42Motsu, do you think you could have got more than Josh
29:43Or do you think you could have done that?
29:44Well, 11 not
29:45But, er, yeah
29:47Baby shower
29:48Mother's Day
29:49Father's Day
29:50Congratulations
29:51Yeah, I mean, you're reading them?
29:52Yeah, yeah
29:55What about you, George?
29:56I could have got more
29:57Yeah?
29:58Yeah
29:59You could have got more?
30:00Oh, wow
30:01I think this is...
30:02I actually think this is quite an easy one
30:03Right
30:04Although I'm the guy who didn't get miles when I was looking at...
30:07OK, Mum, what has that done to the scores, please?
30:10I'm excited
30:11Let me read it for you
30:13Yeah?
30:15I'll be honest with you, Mum
30:16I don't really like the way you said that
30:17That's...
30:18That's...
30:19We love it, Mum
30:20Thank you, thank you
30:21Let me read it for you
30:22Let me read it for you
30:23I'm putting it with sexy boy
30:24Oh, please
30:25Do not
30:26All right
30:27Okay
30:28Moxie and Doodoo
30:291,050 pounds
30:30Woo-hoo!
30:31Very well done
30:32George and Larry
30:331,200 pounds
30:34Lovely
30:35Josh and Tom
30:363,100 and...
30:37Oh!
30:38Oh!
30:39Oh!
30:40Oh!
30:41Oh!
30:42Oh!
30:43Oh!
30:44Oh!
30:45Oh!
30:46Oh!
30:47Oh!
30:48Oh!
30:49Oh!
30:50Oh!
30:51Oh!
30:52Oh!
30:53Oh!
30:54Oh!
30:55Oh!
30:56Okay, Josh, Moxie and George
30:57Let's get you set for your last question in this round
31:07This question is all about festive football birds
31:11What this is is you're going to have to list the birds that have appeared on the badges of Premier League football teams past and present
31:17Doodoo, does Moxie like football?
31:19Yes
31:20Yes
31:25Okay, parents, it's time to bid
31:30So, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored one
31:33Yeah!
31:34Larry, how many do you think George can get?
31:37Two
31:38Two, okay
31:39Tom?
31:40Three
31:41Three, okay
31:42Doodoo
31:43Four
31:44Four
31:45Oh!
31:46No!
31:47No!
31:48No!
31:49No!
31:50No!
31:51No!
31:52What's this?
31:53What's this?
31:54What's this?
31:56Larry?
31:57I'm out
31:58Oh my God!
31:59Oh my God!
32:00You're out, girl!
32:01That's a good one!
32:02That's a good one!
32:03No!
32:04No!
32:05No!
32:06No!
32:07No!
32:08No!
32:09No!
32:10No!
32:11No!
32:12No!
32:13No!
32:14No!
32:15No!
32:16No!
32:17No!
32:18No!
32:19No!
32:20No!
32:21No!
32:22No!
32:23No!
32:24No!
32:25No!
32:26No!
32:27No!
32:28This is the best possible result we could have hoped for
32:32Merry Christmas, everybody
32:34Playing for the first time
32:37For £800, it's Motsi!
32:40He's all my friends
32:50Motsi!
32:51My Mootsi
32:52What's your knowledge of football badgebirds?
32:53No!
32:54Zero!
32:55OK
32:56You've only got to get four
32:57OK
32:58What I'm going to say
32:59if you do get four
33:00the roof is going to come of this
33:03So your Mum thinks that you can name four birds
33:05that are featured
33:07The badges of football teams that have played in the Premier Leag
33:09played in the Premier League I have no choice
33:16Wow good luck off you go you just got a name for so just shout out some birds
33:21Eagle Eagle yes
33:26good day good day vulture a live a bird
33:36a pigeon what else do you have eagles vultures a hawk
33:46yeah
34:06congratulations
34:16Oh
34:23My gosh, I will never do that again
34:35How does that feel you proud yes, yes, let's have a look at the full list
34:40Oh
34:43There we go mom. Can you give us the scores, please George and Larry
34:491200 pounds
34:53Moxie and doodle 1850
34:59My god was Josh and Tom 3155
35:10Before our final Josh, Moxie and George you're gonna be answering questions on the buzzer
35:14But we've given those buzzers to your parents and they won't just decide when you answer
35:19But what you answer get one right you will add 400 pounds to your total but get it wrong
35:24And it'll be split with the other teams. Okay. Are you ready? Yes, then let's begin
35:35First question name the carpenter
35:40Larry B beat George Jesus. It is Jesus. I is Sabrina Carpenter next question
35:48name the Christmas song
35:53Tom hey hey, Josh little drummer boy is correct. I is run Rudolph run next question name the man playing son
36:01Don't know it's Paul Burrell. What would you've got a Josh? It's Richard Attenborough. It is Richard Attenborough. Yes, okay next question
36:17name the wise man
36:21Tom a a Josh Dalai Lama. It is Dalai Lama be is Dennis wise next question name the bell
36:30Larry B beat George Alexander Graham
36:36Yeah, I is Kristen Bell next question name the Christmas tool
36:44Larry B B nutcracker. It is nutcracker. I is turkey baster
36:50Do do just quick one. Do you know you've got a buzzier? Yeah?
36:53Yeah
36:54Yeah, next question name the Mary
36:59Tom B B Josh Mary Queen of Scots is correct. I is Mary Earps
37:05Name the Christmas pudding
37:09Tom a Josh log we won't accept that I'm afraid it's you log
37:14Oh
37:16Would you have known B? Yeah, Stalin. No, Panettone
37:23Wow, I like the confidence next question name the Joseph
37:31Larry B B Leslie it is Leslie Joseph
37:36I feel a little bit embarrassed that dad thinks I would know about Leslie Joseph over Stalin. Yeah
37:42Next question
37:44Name the dame
37:48Tom B B Josh Kelly Holmes is correct. I is Craig rebel Horwood
37:54Is it? Is it? Yes
37:55Yeah
37:56Oh, that's it. That's the end of the round
38:00Mum, can you please confirm the final scores for us?
38:03Mosi and Dudu
38:072,250 pounds
38:12George and Larry
38:133,200 pounds
38:15Josh and Tom 4,755
38:22Congratulations, Josh and Tom. You have made it through to the final!
38:32George, how do you feel it went for you tonight?
38:34Dad's been kicking himself the whole way about the whole greeting card thing, you know what I mean?
38:38That's the last ten minutes. He's like, you could have done much better than that
38:41Motsi, how do you feel the game went for you tonight?
38:45I think we did well
38:46Yeah
38:47We connected
38:48Yeah
38:49Yeah
38:50And I'm proud of her. She came all the way from Africa for you
38:52Yes
38:57We have got to take a break now
38:59Join us in a bit to see if Josh and Tom can double their money in our final round
39:03I'm very tense because if they win it, we can only afford one car for me and mum to share home
39:07What a nightmare
39:08See you in a bit, guys
39:09Welcome back to the Parents' Evening Christmas Special where some parents are so disappointed in their offspring you'd have thought they'd have married Meghan Markle
39:31Josh and Tom are making it through to the final. You have secured your prize for charity. How much have they made mum?
39:38£4,750
39:40Nice
39:42APPLAUSE
39:44But, succeeding this round, we will double that bringing the total to what mum?
39:48£9,500
39:50Wow
39:56Here is how it works. You are going to see a board of 12 possible answers, but only five of them are correct
40:01To double your jackpot, all you have to do is identify all five
40:04If you pick three wrong answers, I'm afraid you lose a round, but you do leave with your original jackpot of £4,750
40:11Tom, you are going to be picking the category
40:15Your options are Christmas carols
40:17Winter Olympics
40:19And Christmas adverts
40:21What are you thinking?
40:22You know what? I'm going to go with Christmas adverts
40:25Christmas adverts
40:27Josh and Tom, for the last time, let's play parents evening
40:39Josh, how happy are you with the category that your dad's chosen?
40:42I've chosen the same, but they're all tough
40:45What you have to do is you've got to name five titles of John Lewis Christmas adverts
40:52OK
40:53Here are the possible answers
40:55The owl and the pussycat
40:57The bear and the hare
40:59The ass and the beaver
41:01Monty the python
41:03Moz the monster
41:05Romesh the reindeer
41:07The space oddity
41:09The lightning rod
41:11The moon
41:12The moon
41:13Buster the boxer
41:14The red herring
41:15And Edgar the dragon
41:17OK
41:18So five of those are titles of John Lewis adverts
41:21And seven aren't
41:23When you're ready, give me your first answer
41:25I'm presuming you know none of them
41:27You're correct
41:37So Josh, what are you thinking?
41:39I remember the bear and the hare
41:41That's a bear that's asleep in a cave
41:43And the hare buys it an alarm clock
41:46And Lily Allen's the music
41:48The bear and the hare
41:49Let's lock that in
41:50Is that a Christmas ad?
41:55That is correct
41:59What are you going for next?
42:00Any ones that you're certain of?
42:01Yeah
42:02I remember Moz the monster being on sale in John the Lewis
42:05John the Lewis
42:06John the Lewis
42:11That's what you call it when you come into money
42:15I'll just pop it over to John the Lewis
42:21So Moz the monster was in John the Lewis
42:24OK, let's lock in Moz the monster
42:25Was Moz the monster in Christmas ad?
42:27Yes, it was
42:35You have got three to get
42:37There was a weird bloke on the moon with a telescope
42:40Do you remember him? He was quite creepy
42:43Man on the moon
42:44OK
42:45That must be that one
42:46Tom, you agree with that?
42:47Totally
42:48Yeah
42:49Let's lock in the man on the moon
42:50Is the man on the moon
42:51Is the man on the moon
42:52Is the man on the moon a genuine John Lewis Christmas ad?
42:57It is
42:58Well done
43:00APPLAUSE
43:02OK, two to get
43:03Yeah, I think there's one about a boxer dog that wants to play on the trampoline
43:08Mm-hmm
43:09So I think that must be Buster the boxer
43:11OK
43:12Buster the boxer
43:13Let's lock that in
43:14Is that a genuine Christmas ad?
43:19Yes
43:20It is
43:22Right
43:23Right, so
43:24We know some of those aren't real
43:26OK, so you're one away from doubling your jackpot here
43:29Which are the ones you definitely are just out of the question?
43:31I don't the owl and the pussycat because that's a children's story
43:34So owl and the pussycat's out
43:35Ass and the beaver, Romesh the reindeer
43:37Yeah
43:38Monty the python feels like a kind of copyright problem
43:41Mm-hmm
43:42So I don't think
43:43So I think it's one of the last four
43:45Those bottom ones
43:46So space auditing
43:47It's not going to be the red herring because that's a joke in itself
43:49Yeah
43:50Right, so
43:51Should we go with the lightning rod?
43:52Because I just don't think they'd make up the lightning rod
43:54You want to go with the lightning rod?
43:55OK
43:56Let's lock in the lightning rod
43:58If this is right
43:59You're doubling your jackpot
44:10I'm sorry
44:11The lightning rod is
44:12It's actually a manscaping style according to Wilkinson sword
44:20OK
44:21So you've got one wrong
44:22Three wrong and you're out
44:23What are you thinking now?
44:24Oh, suddenly Monty the python's drawing me in
44:27Mm
44:28Is there only one more right answer here?
44:30There's only one more correct one, yeah
44:33I think the dragon or the python
44:36I agree
44:37Monty the python
44:39OK, let's lock in Monty the python
44:41Is Monty the python a genuine Christmas ad?
44:45Oh
44:46I'm sorry, Monty the penguin
44:47Oh, it was, yeah
44:48Whatever you choose now, you're either doubling or you're out, OK?
44:49Because if it's right, you double your jackpot
44:50Yeah
44:51If it's wrong, you're out of the game, so
44:52We took it to the edge
44:53You took it right to the edge?
44:54Edgar the dragonman
44:55Edgar the dragonman
44:56Edgar the dragonman
44:57I think it'll be Edgar the dragon mummash
44:59OK
45:00So, thank you Tom
45:01Let's lock in Edgar the dragon
45:02Is Edgar the dragon a genuine Christmas ad?
45:03For Christmas, come on
45:04No!
45:05No!
45:06No!
45:07No!
45:08Yeah
45:09No!
45:10No, you're out the game, so
45:11You're out the game, so
45:12We took it to the edge
45:13You took it right to the edge
45:14Edgar the dragonman
45:15I think it'll be Edgar the dragon, mummash
45:16OK
45:17So, thank you Tom
45:18Let's lock in Edgar the dragon
45:19Is Edgar the dragon a genuine Christmas ad?
45:21For Christmas, come on
45:22On
45:43What charity money to the Lilly foundation which is a small charity that helps children
45:48With mitochondrial disease and families that are affected by it a fantastic course
46:07You can go back to ignoring yours have a great Christmas
46:12Merry Christmas
46:18You
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