#Mind Your Language
#Season 3
#Episode 6
#Repent At Leisure
#Season 3
#Episode 6
#Repent At Leisure
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00:00Do-do-do-do-do
00:30Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-wau
00:32Do-do-do-do-do, do-do-da-wau
00:35Yes, Sydney?
00:51Hello, Miss Corny.
00:54Did you want me?
00:55No, I was just giving your office floor a brush out.
00:58How very kind.
01:00good evening ah mr. Brown just the man I want you lucky devil sorry would you
01:09step into my office yeah not you mr. Brown after you miss Courtney have a
01:18nice weekend oh very pleasant I spent two days in lieu oh in lieu of what I have
01:27brought something for you here it's a tape recorder yes oh that's very kind of you
01:33miss Courtney thank you very much I didn't expect you to buy me anything well
01:36that's good because I haven't that tape recorder belongs to the music class I
01:42thought it might be a good idea if you used it to try to improve your students
01:45elocution yes that is a good idea how does it work it is self-explanatory mr.
01:50Brown stop start wind rewind record shouldn't there be a microphone it is
01:58fully built-in when you have finished it perhaps you would return it to the music
02:04class yes certainly you may go thank you pompous old twit that old hen she said a pompous old twit
02:16aren't you a class to go to I was just going oh just one moment something the matter yes it's still
02:23switched on I do hope you weren't being indiscreet no no of course I never said
02:33anything did I said no not a dicky bird never only snort myself well we'll see
02:37shall we I think I'll go sweep the floor yes I now let's see what we can hear when
02:44you have finished with it perhaps you would be kind enough to return it to the
02:48music club yes certainly you may go thank you here we are that's it there's no
02:53more no definitely no more just a moment
02:56pompous old twit
02:59I see I am a pompous old twit am I that wasn't you really good lord no was it
03:10that's it no no we should never hold in yeah who was it uh who well it was yes it
03:19was the other old boiler Gladys the tea lady yes that's right Gladys I would
03:23hardly call Gladys pompous oh wouldn't you she can be very pompous at times I see
03:28well perhaps you would tell pompous Gladys that I am waiting for my coffee
03:33all right do you know my horoscope was right I was forecast to clash with
03:39authority ending in disaster that wasn't disaster yeah well the night is still
03:43young
03:49there you are how are you liking it you are very rude Ranjit also he's not be spell
03:55very good priest Lanjit lap it off before Harry allies no you make Ali very mad I am
04:02not caring yesterday all he's calling me a monkey face
04:06he shouldn't call you monkey face oh thank you Max it's not your fault you look
04:10like that
04:14have I missed something funny no professori he's still here
04:20you are liking flowers scusi you are liking flowers answer yes or no sure I like it
04:27the flowers good I'm sending something a funeral put your knife away Giovanni sit
04:33down come on what hope is there for a multi-racial society if a handful of
04:37people can't sit down together for a couple of hours without coming to bloke
04:40ah we only make it a joke well in future let's have no more jokes they only seem to
04:45lead to arguments who's responsible for this come along I'm waiting right if the
04:55person who's responsible doesn't own up you'll all stay behind and have extra
04:58homework it was my team I suggest you come out here Ranjit and rub it off before Ali
05:05comes in and sees it before Ali comes in and see what you are hiding something from me yes please I
05:14can see my name on blackboard we were just about to rub it off oh blimey I can be reporting you to
05:22the monastery of education ministry that also I'm being surprised at you me writing
05:3090 things like that I didn't write it but you are standing with chalky in hand
05:35that is circumstantial oh no that is most definitely chalky she's already written
05:42before I arrived oh-ho then I am knowing who is writing it it is monkey face
05:48listen if I have any more arguments those persons responsible will be sent home immediately well
05:58that's not it and that goes for you too no more arguments me never argue always argue never oh yes
06:06right now tonight we are going to concentrate on your elocution heaven knows it needs concentrating on
06:21right now this is a tape recorder hey we're going to have the music while we work no we're not we're
06:31just going to have the work I'm going to ask each of you in turn to say something into this and we'll
06:35rewind it and play it back and we'll correct any mistakes or mispronunciations you may make
06:40right you first Ali jolly good what shall I be saying well just say anything at all that comes
06:48into your mind uh anything at all that is coming into my mind um here is the news and this is
07:02maximilian andreas archimedes papandriou speaking it today we not have any news maybe tomorrow we have some
07:14my name is danielle favre of 36 21 35 i am french au pair and i like all kind of sports in the doors and out of the doors
07:24i am be speaking little poetries
07:53when first i come to school i am sit here like a fool but master g is teach me how to speech
08:04and now i'm speak much more better
08:06and it didn't exactly rhyme master shakespeare no be right no that's true he doesn't not always
08:14um giovanni
08:16this is not a talent contest just say a sentence or two okay
08:35i am in the english class to learn how to speak of the english now i still have a lot
08:44to learn
08:55branjeet
08:56greetings and salutations to all my friends long life and much happiness be with you all very nice i mean
09:09thank you thank you well done truly and spare us the thoughts of chairman mao tonight please
09:14also chairman mao wasted on craft love ignorant followers of imperialistic policies of
09:19only china can clue democracy frolic thank you at least you're consistent
09:27i tell you a little story uh my cousin from madrid his wife she goes up to heaven spirit
09:34and in the funeral my cousin he's very bad show the priest he come to him and say please my son don't
09:43worry in six months from now maybe you'll find another beautiful senorita and you get married
09:49my cousin he said to the priest six months what am i going to do tonight
09:55thank you thank you i know plenty more save them for tea bread all right right now we'll rewind this
10:05and you'll all hear how terrible you sound you've all got a long way to go no please
10:11the landlord man i'm staying with is telling me i am speaking english much more better than what he's
10:19doing is he a londoner no he's from turkey well i wouldn't let it go to your head ranjeet right now
10:29pay attention but you first early jolly good what shall i be saying well just say anything at all
10:36that comes into your mind anything at all that is coming into my mind um i don't know who was that
10:43who was what who were you speaking to that was you you were pulling my leggy that was not me that
10:52is a foreign sounding man exactly that's how you sound oh blimey and all the time i'm thinking i'm
10:59sounding good like sir olivia lawrence yes please
11:05you're late hannah yeah you feeling all right yeah you do not sound all right look if there's
11:15anything that's troubling you can tell us we're your friends that's right you let your hair down oh
11:21blimey how can she be letting her hair down when it is not up let your hair down means to get everything
11:28off of the chest oh you are be wanted to take off her clothes holy ravioli these foreigners are all
11:36stupid why don't you tell us what's the matter for the last time there's nothing's a matter you stop
11:43asking stupid questions i'm perfectly all right
11:58i'm returning the tape recorder i took it back to the music class but they'd all gone home
12:12oh very well you can leave it there have you finished now yes i've just got to give them
12:16their homework i think i've got a slight problem oh your class is one big problem
12:22i'm rather worried about anna in what way well she burst into tears when she arrived and so far
12:27she's refused to say what's troubling her oh dear i do hope it isn't miss rowbottom all over again
12:32pardon needlework class last term exactly the same symptoms weeping all over her embroidery refused to
12:39say why did you ever find out what was the matter oh yes was it something serious that's for miss
12:44rowbottom she was pregnant please anna tell us what is the matter i'm all right how can you be saying
12:56you are all right when you have been crying buckets of water nothing to help how you know we can do
13:04nothing to help if you not tell us your problem all right i tell you i have to go back to west germany
13:10why you got to go back my wheezer has au pairs kaput it's finished two years is nearly up why not
13:19ask for extension phone work i have a friend from east germany eva also au pair she's been told she has
13:26to go back next month you don't want to go back no i want to stay here you can be staying with me i
13:32hide you nobody will be knowing you are there thank you ranchit but it won't work maybe you ask for
13:40diplomatic immunity ah sully is right you can be a detector defector ah that is what i mean people
13:50only defect from east to west i'm already in the vest go to chinese embassy and join with republic of
13:56china in fight against luscious i have answer become british citizen how wife automatically take
14:09code nationality of hospital hey that tarot's got something you must get married with a englishman hey
14:18how about sid he is an englishman he's already been married yeah we put something in the newspaper
14:26wanted smart englishman plenty money good looks to marry beautiful german girl very sexy
14:35i can't do that sure you can when i marry it must be mr right is he english who is mr right haven't met
14:43him yet oh blimey how can he be marrying someone he haven't met yet what anna means when she marries
14:50she marries mr right not mr wrong but he's be sound like a foreign person who
14:56mr wrong don't take any notice of them anna what i mean is when i get married it must be for love
15:04you don't have to live with him all you gotta do is get a british passport by getting married
15:10then after a couple of months you get a divorce who's going to agree to marry me for a couple of
15:15months plenty people hey now let's think of somebody first he's got to be english that's right
15:24and a little bit stupid somebody simple huh who we can twist round a little finger it is impossible
15:33uh god will find a way tell me where is god going to find a stupid simple englishman whom we can twist
15:40draw on my little finger
15:46deo grazia what was that one uh sorry nothing nothing now now about your homework
15:54hey professori after class we invite you to the pub for a drink huh oh that's very kind of you good
15:59but i'm afraid i've got rather a lot of work to do oh you must come bosch we will be so disappointed
16:05if you do not come oh well if you put it like that how can i resist
16:17now don't forget we give mr brown plenty of the softer soap hey what is the softer soap the flannel
16:25soft soap flannel is he going to have a bath
16:28i think he means we are going to be getting mr brown in a good mood
16:34eh why don't you speak the better english hey i think they're coming back
16:38okie-cokie now not to worry anna we fix you up huh
16:43here we are then who ordered what shorts
16:51hey professori you sit here next to anna huh all right thank you
16:55all right now what shall we drink to who's the future who's the future
17:04you ever think about the future professori sometimes you ever think of getting married
17:09bush not really every man should be married especially to a woman
17:14man no not meant to live by parade alone it is not natural men and women are made for each other
17:28in china we brief it is duty of every citizen to marry and produce riddle citizen
17:33you are missing a lot of nice pleasures you're all very concerned to get me married off we are only
17:40wanting you to be happy well i'm quite happy as i am thank you what about you anna you haven't said
17:44anything yet what are you against marriage oh no i would like to be married i can't understand why
17:50she's not married already such a beautiful girl eh professori
17:58pardon that anna she's a beautiful girl
18:07yes yes one day she's gonna make somebody a nice wife she's a wonderful cook
18:13good with the house cleaning kind-hearted very carefully the money i will support faithful a man
18:22would be lucky to have such wife i smell something fishy oh blimey it must be the
18:27carried prawn i'm having for lunch no i'm not stupid this has something to do with you anna am i right
18:34yeah okay we tell you the truth professori anna is in the big trouble she she's got
18:43to get married got to shorebors there is no other way miss courtney was right then miss courtney knows
18:54about anna well she suspected correctly as it turns out can you know be helper master g well i'll do my
19:01best now listen do you know who's responsible for um your condition yeah good who is it the home secretary
19:13i beg your pardon he is the one you sure yeah i'm sure you must be mistaken nine he is the one well
19:22i'm afraid he must have been lying who was lying well this person who told you that he was the home
19:27secretary what person the person who put you in the state you are in yeah as a home secretary
19:33you couldn't have been the home secretary it was my girlfriend eva is in the same boat with me
19:43you mean your girlfriend is also in your condition yeah both of you were in the same boat with the
19:48home secretary yeah i can't believe it it's true eva has written to him but he says her visa cannot be
19:57extended also is ending that is why i must get married with an englishman just a minute you mean
20:03you want to get married to stay in the country yeah and for no other reason nine oh thank goodness for
20:10that okay when we fix the wedding there won't be a wedding oh gosh look and as much as i sympathize
20:19with your predicament i can't marry you it wouldn't be right i may uh be old-fashioned but i believe that
20:24people should marry for love and not merely as a matter of convenience yeah you're right excuse
20:32me i go to fix my face honestly i'm surprised at you lot concocting a stupid idea like that we only
20:43wanted to help anna we have to feel very sorry for her yeah well i'm sure you meant well oh cheers
20:48come on i'll get some more drinks poor anna she's going to be very sad yeah we have to fix something
20:59giovanni hey i got it maxi we get him drunk oh we get drunk professori then tomorrow we not remember
21:11anything and we tell him he agreed to marry anna in here tonight in front of the witnesses and i will
21:19never agree to that sure she will how you know we get her drunk as well
21:25anything mr brown not particularly feeling under the weather just a bit i had a bit too much to
21:39drink last night ah bona sera professori are you feeling mosh terrible last night you were a very
21:46happy man was i i don't remember you're not to remember dancing on the table i didn't you did with
21:54hannah just after you asked her to marry you yeah well i'm afraid i'd what did you say i did you ask
22:02anna to marry you oh no oh yes you say you felt sorry for her you no want her to go back to germany
22:10so you tell her you marry her are you sure positive she's gonna fix the date tonight you're a very lucky
22:17man congratulations i don't want congratulations well come to think of it getting splices is more of
22:31an occasion for mourning i am not getting married well they seem to think you are well they are wrong
22:38and i'm going to tell them sir oh right now uh any places everybody listen please i've got something
22:47to tell you about ah just the person i want to see mr brown what can i say to you yeah well i'd rather
22:54you didn't say anything what you did last night was wunderbar yeah well uh it's about last night
22:58i will never forget it anna will you listen to me but i cannot let you marry me yeah well i may have
23:03had one or two more what did you say i cannot let you marry me there's no need you mean you found
23:08somebody else i telephone home secretary he can't marry you he's already got a one i phone about
23:14my visa and he tells me i can stay because i'm part of common market that is good news but how can i
23:22thank you for your kind offer oh well that was nothing would you have actually done this thing yes
23:29i mean that's what friends are for you will like ava pardon my friend she is from east germany so
23:37she's not in common markets ava
23:47dear she's mr brown yeah my leaves and come to ava
23:59uh
24:05uh
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