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00:00That's a violent sport. Who knows what he's capable of?
00:02There's no excuse for what he did.
00:04The chase continues as the convoy approaches protesters gather to support old Jasper.
00:09I'm guessing this is like a hot button topic, but I'm from New Zealand. Who's OJ?
00:14Are you serious?
00:15I'm not from here.
00:16Wow.
00:17Your country's stupid.
00:18You're a douchebag.
00:19We are entering hour two with no end in sight.
00:22If we hit the county line, this becomes another precinct's glory.
00:25Fred, slide over and take the wheel.
00:27What? Why?
00:27I'm going to roll out of a moving truck to stop that horse.
00:30Why? Why?
00:31Never tell me the odds.
00:32I didn't quite...
00:32Landed on my phone while a combo.
00:38I'm sorry I made us get those breakfast burritos. That's tough before a run.
00:42Not helpful.
00:44It appears the officer is pursuing OJ on foot.
00:46A gambit both impressive and completely unnecessary.
00:49Oh, nice.
00:52Woo!
00:53Hope you have a good lawyer, OJ.
00:55That was awesome.
00:55You don't have to tell me.
00:57I was there.
00:58I will no longer be doing Flashback Fridays.
01:01I was, once again, the only one in costume and it's just...
01:04Yeah, it's not fun anymore.
01:07Lastly, as you know, the city has been over budget and has been looking for ways to save money.
01:13I was hoping that this wouldn't affect us, but the city is shutting down a precinct.
01:17What?
01:18Am I getting fired?
01:19Not us.
01:20Not us.
01:20Not us.
01:20No, no, we're fine.
01:21We're fine.
01:23But we are absorbing ten officers from another precinct.
01:26We don't have enough snacks for that.
01:28I only absorb protein in powdered form.
01:30Who are we getting?
01:30Well, it's a fun bunch.
01:32No, are you kidding me?
01:47It'll stop playing in a second.
01:50I'm in hell.
01:51Guess who your god is now.
01:53Home and regular here.
01:54T-Bag, I thought you were going to play me in.
01:56Yeah, I told you.
01:57I don't know how to play When Doves Cry yet.
01:59My partner, Daisy, everybody.
02:00Yay!
02:01Welcome, Daisy.
02:02Welcome, everyone.
02:03I lived and breathed for the 2-3, but I'm keeping an open mind for my new home.
02:07Except you, you are dead to me, a ghost.
02:09Mate, what?
02:10You're so mad about that emu incident?
02:11You mean when that big bird bit my ham?
02:13Allegedly.
02:14Bit your ham.
02:15Allegedly?
02:15You want me to show you what allegedly looks like?
02:17Let's get the lay of the land.
02:18I veto this merger.
02:20I veto it.
02:21I vetoed.
02:22Get it.
02:23Okay, you're still going to show me favoritism, right?
02:25I need three days off for the Kentucky Derby.
02:26I already bought the hat, so I have to go.
02:28Am I still the only shred?
02:28Are there any new shreds?
02:29I need a raise in half-day Wednesdays.
02:31Okay, hey!
02:32Hey, hey, hey!
02:32I will happily answer all questions one-on-one in my office.
02:36Meeting adjourned.
02:37Emily.
02:37Why'd you have certain a fine guy got a build-up, too?
02:39Hey, I want to be constructive about this, but my thoughts keep drifting to arson.
02:43I hate this merger.
02:45Oh, my God.
02:46No!
02:47What?
02:47Did you miss Shrimp Fest again?
02:49My stupid daughter, she's smart.
02:51She got into Wellington Prep.
02:52It's the most expensive school in the city.
02:54I'm assuming that your wife's jeans are doing the heavy lifting there.
02:56When we toured the school, there were doctors and lawyers who were worried about paying tuition.
03:00Doctors and lawyers, Victoria.
03:01So why did you even let her apply?
03:03Well, I didn't think she would get in.
03:04You've met Addie?
03:05You ever talked to her and think, oh, well, you're going places.
03:07Yeah, she sucks.
03:08Not according to Wellington Prep?
03:10I'm so glad that I don't have to think about kids.
03:12Except, like, tangentially when I'm buying condoms and stuff like that.
03:15Yeah, well, I'm glad things are going well between you and Parker.
03:17So good.
03:18Let me just say, I wish I was sitting on a bag of frozen peas right about now.
03:22I wish you wouldn't say that.
03:23Yeah, I regret saying that to you, actually.
03:25We got all day.
03:26Everyone will get their turn.
03:30Go ahead.
03:32Hey.
03:33Hey.
03:34Hi.
03:34Um, so I know we said we'd take time to think about what happened the other night at the penguin enclosure,
03:40and I've thought about it.
03:41Have you thought about it?
03:42It's kind of all I've been thinking about.
03:44Me too.
03:45Wait, we're talking about the kiss part, right?
03:46Not the, like, adorable penguins part?
03:48Yeah, the, yeah.
03:49Okay.
03:50I was thinking it's something we should do again sometime.
03:53Me too.
03:55Amazing.
03:56Mm-hmm.
03:58But we can't do anything until I talk to my boss.
04:00I mean, I'm your supervisor.
04:02You're my subordinate.
04:02Like, this has to be very above board.
04:05Yes, and I can't do anything until I break up with Isabel, and she's out of town right
04:08now, and I, I mean, I can't break up with her over the phone, so.
04:11Oh, really?
04:11Because I was going to talk to my boss today.
04:13I could totally break up with her over the phone.
04:15Are you sure?
04:16Yeah, I think it's actually kinder, in a way.
04:18Oh, yeah, that would work.
04:19Yeah, so, uh, you do your thing, and I'll do my thing, and then we'll, hopefully, maybe.
04:27All right, time's up.
04:29New Officer Crowell wants to talk about his dental coverage, and between you and me, hope he
04:32has a Cadillac plant, because that man's mouth has a graveyard.
04:36Hey, where have you been?
04:38Why are you so flushed?
04:40Just submerge your day rosacea.
04:41It'll clear up when I learn everybody's name.
04:43You should never learn your enemy's name.
04:44All right, so how are we going to get rid of Templeton, Daisy, Lydia, Terry, Kwame, Steph,
04:48Glenn, Joy, Lee, the other Lee, and what's his face with the ponytail?
04:51Right, convince him.
04:52The precinct is haunted.
04:54You have old friends.
04:54We could dress them in nightgowns, have them wander around like ghosts.
04:57Matt!
04:58It's ponytail Matt!
04:59Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
05:00I've got to pay for books, too?
05:01That's not covered in the $10 million tuition?
05:03Hey, you've got a picture on the target, okay?
05:05Your financial ruin is secondary.
05:07Drown in here, Frank.
05:09I'm already delivering food on weekends just to cover club gymnastics.
05:12Now I'm going to have to widen my delivery window to always.
05:14Nothing is open after 10 anyway, except...
05:16Hey!
05:18Okay.
05:18What the hell do you think you're doing?
05:20Oh, I'm desk shopping, Frank, because lead officer gets first pick of the desks.
05:25Lead officer?
05:26Of what?
05:26Being the last guy still quoting Andrew Dice Clay.
05:28Oh!
05:29Oh!
05:30Spot on!
05:31I'm the senior officer, Frank.
05:33I graduated before you.
05:35Yeah, like nine days.
05:36I had shingles.
05:37Oh, shingles was the reason.
05:38Is that why you didn't pass your physical?
05:41Was it shingles or was it Pringles?
05:44Oh, you saw your baby fat and your teen fat and your adult fat.
05:48All right, Grandpa, let's go.
05:49I hooked my ankles around the base of the chair because I knew baby Frank would do this.
05:53Frank, stop shaking Templeton and Templeton, stop doing whatever you're doing.
05:58Oh, farting in his chair?
06:00Oh.
06:00Ha ha, yes, that's going to stay in the fabric because my man can throw some feet.
06:05Emily, so who's lead officer, me or Templeton?
06:08I mean, it's not really an official title.
06:10The hell it's not.
06:11It's everything.
06:12It's who runs the precinct.
06:13I'm in charge of the precinct.
06:15Okay, yeah, but like really, this is not over.
06:18You guys have to figure out a way to get along.
06:20And if not for me, then for the animals.
06:22Okay, you've used that a lot.
06:23Because it works.
06:24Now, high five.
06:32He farted in his hand.
06:34Ugh, hilarious.
06:35Aw.
06:36Templeton thinks he's lead officer.
06:38That's preposterous.
06:40And that Academy photo was totally AI, right?
06:43Yeah, yeah, for sure.
06:45Well, that seemed pretty half-hearted.
06:47You know, Daisy hypes up everything that Templeton says, so step it up.
06:50Yeah, I'm sorry.
06:51I'm just a little distracted.
06:52I left a message for Isabel, because I'm pulling the trigger today, so I'm just waiting on the response.
06:56Just give me a compliment.
06:57Just to see if you're still in the game.
06:59It could be about my shoulders.
07:00It doesn't have to be.
07:01Yeah, you're, um, they're usually on the tip of my tongue.
07:05The one day I decided to pay attention to you.
07:08You fed me.
07:08All trucks report of an aggressive bear near Jackson Gulch.
07:11Yep, truck 12 responding.
07:14Be advised the bear's mama Rose.
07:15She has a huge internet following.
07:17There may be some media attention on this one.
07:20Truck 4's got it.
07:21Truck 12 clearly responded first.
07:23Dibs.
07:23Dibs, shields, no bags.
07:25Frank, call Infinity.
07:26I'm not doing that.
07:27Infinity!
07:28Damn it!
07:29Hey guys, remember what I said about working together before?
07:31Yeah, mama Rose is the most famous bear in the Cascades.
07:34Can I get an I from everyone who had a great mom?
07:37That's a code violation.
07:38He only knows I had a bad mom because of bunk time, trust time at the academy.
07:42No one cares about your sad origin story.
07:44Well, Shred is a big time I.
07:46Because I love my mommy.
07:48No.
07:49I'm senior lead officer.
07:50I got the call.
07:53Frank?
07:55Frank.
07:57My name is Templeton Dutch.
07:59And I am drunk.
08:02It's not the 12th grade.
08:03You son of a bitch!
08:06Oh, can you read that?
08:08No.
08:09Parker says, I want you to do that thing with your thumb that makes me sneeze.
08:13I think this might be a your eyes only kind of thing.
08:14Can you send him a picture of my ear hole?
08:16But shoot it really tight so he's not sure what he's looking at.
08:18Ew.
08:19Oh, my God, he's typing.
08:20Please don't be a photo.
08:22Oh, he says dinner tonight.
08:23That's sweet.
08:23No, dinner must be code.
08:25Because we do this thing called breakfast where he flips me like a pancake and then he pours syrup down my head.
08:28Is it possible that maybe he wants something more than a provocative ear hole?
08:31Like maybe he actually wants to go on a date?
08:33Oh, we're friends with benefits.
08:35Actually, I would say we're just benefits.
08:37We're not really friends.
08:38Oh, wait, wait, wait.
08:39This is it.
08:39Pull over.
08:39Okay.
08:40We're there.
08:43Wait.
08:44If you're going to use me for food deliveries, at least let me have a fry.
08:47I need five stars.
08:47All right, bear, it's time for your nap.
08:57Hey, dude.
08:58Where have you been?
09:00Sorry, I don't typically explain myself to random women in the woods.
09:03We're the Mama Bears.
09:05We're part of Rose's online following.
09:07Why are you just standing there?
09:08Diego's in the mineshaft.
09:09Who's Diego?
09:10Mama Rose's cub?
09:11If you guys would have mind, take your wine caddies, take a step back, and we can get
09:15to work, all right?
09:19Thus be the lord of my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, my fingers to fight, my goodness,
09:24my fortress.
09:24T-Bag's the lead officer.
09:29He gets the bear.
09:29Back up, Templeton.
09:30We don't want her smelling your flop sweat.
09:32Dang it.
09:33Look who showed up late because he responsibly obeyed traffic laws.
09:36Y'all missed me shooting the big bear.
09:38Let's roll, Shred.
09:39Wait, what about the cub in the mineshaft?
09:41Cub in the mineshaft?
09:42Dibs.
09:45Infinity!
09:46And that's why I think I can be both Officer Shred Taylor's supervisor and lover.
09:50No, don't say lover.
09:50Don't, um, his special friend.
09:52Hey, boss, just checking in.
09:54You aren't answering any of my texts.
09:55No, I just, I, uh, where, where's my phone?
10:00It's on the floor.
10:01Are you okay?
10:02You seem distracted.
10:03Um, no, no, I just, I just have a lot on my plate.
10:05It's all professional stuff, but it's a lot.
10:08Okay.
10:09Channel 4 picked up on Mama Rose's story, and it's blowing up.
10:12Oh, my God.
10:14So I gotta have a phone on you.
10:14So the bear.
10:16Continuing our live coverage of Mama Rose and her beautiful baby cub, Diego.
10:20If we're gonna fish the little guy out, these catch poles need to hold.
10:23Yeah, it'll hold.
10:24I'm a knots guy.
10:25I was an eagle scout before I was dishonorably discharged, so.
10:27Me and T went ice skating one time, and he laced up my blade so tight I couldn't get him off.
10:30I went to bed wearing ice skates that night.
10:32Oh, well, Frank took his cousin to prom.
10:41His hot cousin.
10:42Seriously?
10:43I did like a hundred push-ups in front of you yesterday.
10:45I am sorry.
10:46I have to take this.
10:47It's Isabel.
10:47You know, I'd ask you to hang yourself, but I know your knots don't hold.
10:56It might not would have held if you hadn't twisted it when you picked it up.
10:58You have to twist it so you can scoop.
11:00You have to be able to scoop.
11:01You know, dumbass.
11:02Scoop.
11:02No twist.
11:02You just pick it up.
11:03How the hell are you gonna pick up a bear without scooping it?
11:04Guess who just had a pretty awkward, profanity-laden, but ultimately successful conversation with
11:09his now ex-girlfriend.
11:10Was Isabel really upset?
11:12Well, she said she was gonna clone my visa and buy a Sprinter van, but I think she's
11:15just processing.
11:16Uh-huh.
11:16Did you talk to your boss yet?
11:18I'm trying, but I can't get a hold of him.
11:19I've left, like, ton messages with his assistant.
11:21Trent, wake Mama Rose and point her toward Templeton.
11:25Wait, wait, was that Frank?
11:26What's happening?
11:27It's just bear stuff.
11:28We could probably use some backup, actually.
11:30Yeah, aren't Victoria and Patel there?
11:32Imogen Poots, I forgot to call them.
11:34Um, don't let Frank murder Templeton.
11:36Okay, goodbye, and I can't...
11:38This has been motherlone, Victoria.
11:40Twenty-two pizzas, four dozen wings?
11:42Well on my way to covering that first tuition payment.
11:44You better hope that Emily doesn't find out about this.
11:46No, please.
11:46She's in the weeds with this merger.
11:48You might even be able to get out early for your big date.
11:50We don't date.
11:50That's gross.
11:51We just have sex and abandoned malls.
11:54Track eight, please respond.
11:56Guys, this bear situation is about to go from local human interest to national crisis,
12:00and Frank and Templeton are just on TV having a pee-pee contest.
12:03This is my calling, Frank.
12:04Why am I waving to the camera?
12:05We can be there in, uh, 75 to 90 minutes.
12:08Oh, okay, that's so fun.
12:09Or you could be there in 10 minutes, because I can see your location.
12:12On our way.
12:13Yep.
12:13The trap boys won't like this.
12:15Bro, trap, cray-cray, be there soon.
12:17No cap.
12:18Send.
12:20I don't know who I am anymore.
12:23Ugh, media wants me to do an interview.
12:25Time to put on the cape and play superhero.
12:27Ah, pump the brakes, cupcake.
12:29Lead officer handles public relations.
12:32Makeover montage me.
12:33Honey, we're going to run into palate issues if you dip into my bag.
12:36Come on.
12:37Pick it up.
12:39And that is how you trick a vein jackass like Templeton.
12:42Grab my harness, the one that makes my butt look good.
12:44I said no matter what happens, I was going to teach you to do it.
12:46I heard you're looking for a soundbite.
12:48Ask away.
12:48Nothing is off limits.
12:50Except no, no mom.
12:52No mom questions.
12:54No.
12:54We didn't ask for a soundbite.
12:58Oh, my God.
12:59The guy with the killer butt is going in the mine.
13:02Deceiving a senior officer is a fireable offense, Shaw.
13:05I can't hear you over my thrilling heroic.
13:10Lookers are growing concerned by the amount of time the bear cub has been stuck in the shaft.
13:15Oh, hey, kiddo.
13:25Adorable.
13:26Hard to believe in about eight months you'll be big enough to kill us all.
13:30Don't drop him, Frank.
13:31First of all, I'm fine.
13:33And I got the bear.
13:34You lose.
13:35Oh, I should have gone down because he's struggling.
13:40Are those my pizzas?
13:40You know, I forget.
13:42I tend to get fuzzy spells ever since the emu incident.
13:44You're messing with my star-raining woman.
13:46The pledges are going to crucify me.
13:48All right, kiddo.
13:49Let's get you back to your incredibly terrifying mother.
13:51Dred, hoist me up with the cutest thing you've ever seen.
14:05Mama bear is waking up, Frank.
14:06Hand me the cup.
14:07Come on.
14:08Oh, and let you win?
14:09In front of Tracy Palladino and the nation?
14:11Forever changing the power dynamic at the precinct?
14:13I'd rather die than bring this bear with me.
14:15Watch your words, partner.
14:16Tracy's got a boom like you.
14:17Hey, guys.
14:18So these very unhinged women are half a glass of Chardonnay from diving here first into the
14:21mine shaft themselves.
14:22We've got to go.
14:23Dred, give me a bottle of whiskey and a hack so I'm going to cut my foot off.
14:32Come on.
14:32It's been over 20 minutes since we last heard Diego's Christ for help, and wait, something's
14:40happening?
14:40Officer Templeton-Dudge, you holding that bear aloft is an image forever burned in our
14:54memory.
14:55It's actually senior lead officer.
14:57Just a day's work, right?
14:59Got to thank my team.
15:00I'd like to give a shout out to a particular one cadet.
15:02Frank, never miss a meal.
15:04Shaw, there he is.
15:05Son of a bitch.
15:08My dad watches Palladino.
15:09Everybody watches Palladino.
15:11Templeton, you've unlocked a new level of hatred I didn't know existed.
15:15Oh, there's a lot more where that came from, Mr. Pringles.
15:18Frank, thank you for putting your feelings about Templeton aside for the day.
15:22I didn't.
15:22Still, you worked well together.
15:23We didn't.
15:24Well, regardless, I'm feeling optimistic.
15:26You shouldn't.
15:26Okay.
15:29It's happening.
15:30What?
15:31I'm swimming with light balls for you now.
15:33Okay.
15:35What?
15:36The school offers language courses I've never even heard of.
15:38Tagalog.
15:39Isn't that a cookie?
15:40This is why I don't want kids.
15:41Well, you're going to have them.
15:43And a husband.
15:43And a life full of regrets.
15:45And missed fun.
15:46In fact, I think I should start right now.
15:49Hi, Parker.
15:49Your sound's great.
15:50See you tonight.
15:51No cap.
15:52You can't take stuff like that on a co-worker's phone.
15:54Get him victorious.
15:55Perverse.
15:56Oh, come on.
15:56You really like the guy.
15:57I'm doing you a favor.
15:58Oh, my God.
15:59Oh, my God.
16:00He had it.
16:01He had it.
16:01I hate you.
16:02Parker loves you.
16:03And you're probably going to love Parker.
16:05This is the beginning of the end.
16:07Welcome to hell, sister.
16:08Yep.
16:11Hi, Thomas.
16:13Emily, let's just jump right in.
16:15With the merger, there are a lot of eyes on you.
16:18That's why I'm going to need your laser focus on this.
16:21I'm very much hoping that I chose the right person for the job.
16:24Oh, you definitely did.
16:26I mean, leadership is so important to me.
16:29There are a lot of people who wanted your title, especially Officer Dudge.
16:36Templeton?
16:37He expressed a myriad of antiquated claims.
16:40Too young.
16:41Too rattle-brained.
16:43Too female.
16:44But I have complete faith in your professionalism.
16:48So what is it you wanted to discuss with me today?
16:51Well, um...
16:54Hey, how'd it go?
17:01He said no?
17:03Not exactly.
17:04I didn't ask.
17:07Oh.
17:07Um, why not?
17:09I'm really sorry.
17:12I'm just under a lot of scrutiny right now, and I feel like I was dropping the ball a lot
17:15today because I was distracted.
17:18Yeah, okay.
17:19So I thought maybe that we could just put things on hold for a couple months, just until I get
17:24the merger figured out.
17:25Oh.
17:27Um, yeah.
17:29Yeah.
17:31It's the last thing I want to do.
17:32I just, I don't really know what else to do.
17:34Yeah, I don't really know what else to do either, so...
17:37I feel like I'm ruining everything right now.
17:40Oh.
17:40No, you're not ruining stuff.
17:41It's, it's cool.
17:43We've waited this long.
17:44Yeah, it's like two months, so it's not a big deal.
17:46Well, um, I am really sorry.
17:49Yeah, me too.
17:51I guess I'll see you at work tomorrow.
17:53Okay.
17:54Okay, yeah.
17:55I'll see you tomorrow.
17:56See ya.
18:07Bye.
18:30Bye.
18:31Bye.
18:32Bye.
18:33Bye.
18:33Bye.
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