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00:00Oh my scarf. Hang on to it girlfriend. My hair. Hang on to it girlfriend. Nobody said this was
00:16going to be pretty. So this here is Mar-a-Lago property. Hi. Beautiful. The security here is
00:23so hot all the time. Hi. Hi. Not that one. Not that one but you know. No he was not the cute one.
00:30How much do you think these houses are like 50 million? We start at 20 million but they go up to
00:34like 70 million some of them. Oh wow Taj is here. Hey Taj. Where are you? Please come in. Look at you gorgeous girl.
00:55Come on Winnie. Winnie's just been groomed.
01:00Hi. How are you? Wow you look so pretty. So do you. How are you? Look at those orchids.
01:09Those are peonies. Oh. I love it but I could you center it on the table honey? Like it that means in the
01:17middle. Look at those muscles. Look at them. Did you do a ride? Nice ride.
01:26Yeah. Oh shit. What? My boobs came out. Thanks for seeing my tit.
01:35Don't talk about it won't get out. Yeah. Don't talk about it won't get out.
01:39Anyone home? Oh okay. We can just open the door ourselves. Hello? Do we keep our shoes on?
01:48I don't know. Do you need help closing the door? They look cute. You should leave your shoes on.
01:51Oh just go like this. Okay. Hi. How are you? How are you? Good. I love this. Thank you all.
02:02Doing so fun. Slow. Is that an eggplant color? I love that. No it's more like brown.
02:07This is Romy. Oh I love it. Isn't it cute? Yeah I love that it covers up.
02:21Okay is this literally the image that you have of me that I walk around half naked?
02:29Roll of the eyes.
02:32You don't know what you've done. You're brighter than the sun. 500 million degrees.
02:40This is so cute. You like it?
02:43Yogurt. Hi. Wow you look amazing. I love that.
02:46Thank you. How are you?
02:48Oh thank you. Beautiful. I love it.
02:51Oh thank you. Very pretty.
02:54Hilary and I seem to be in a better place and honestly that's for the best.
02:58I want to be in the room and not have any hard feelings, not feel uncomfortable.
03:03I don't trust her. I won't confide in her but I could be with her in a social circle.
03:09Your house is so beautiful. I love it.
03:11Thank you. Wow gorgeous.
03:12I forgot you hadn't been here.
03:13That's stunning.
03:15So pretty.
03:16We are just.
03:17It's such a gorgeous day.
03:19People think I'm Jaflon. People think that things don't bother me.
03:22But this whole hoopla with Rosalyn really bothered me. It's not like I just unilaterally
03:29woke up one day and said I'm going to excommunicate Rosalyn. I just had to make the decision
03:34that it's too uncomfortable to be at odds with her.
03:39It's so big. I want her to get it blown up before she sees it.
03:41Here.
03:42Because then she'll tell us not to blow it up.
03:52You mean a legacy?
03:55What is she doing?
03:56She's blowing up.
03:57This is her mouth?
03:58Beach volleyball. No, we have a machine.
04:00Oh.
04:00Are you really doing beach volleyball?
04:03Nothing to see here.
04:04What is that?
04:05What is that?
04:06What is it?
04:07I don't know what she's blowing up.
04:08But we have a machine for that.
04:09We have a little machine.
04:11I brought the little petite machine.
04:13Did you bring this or is this what I brought?
04:14Maybe.
04:16Oh.
04:18Because I have people blowing my stuff up.
04:20I wanted to surprise you.
04:22So I'm the people.
04:23I'm not.
04:24I do my own labor sometimes, Hillary.
04:26That's what we do on the other side of town.
04:28Good luck with that.
04:30I like my side of town.
04:32Feels like real sex.
04:33Takes forever to get it up.
04:35Part of the fun of having the pool party is it's not a charity event.
04:39You could wear whatever you want.
04:41It can be loud.
04:42It doesn't really matter.
04:43Everybody checks their public persona at the door.
04:47And you really see the real people.
04:52You know, you see who they really are.
04:55We came up with this when we were drunk one night.
04:56It's like a sex toy store, but it's literally like every aisle goes by size.
04:59So you don't have to search around for stuff.
05:01It's like first aisle, second aisle, and it grows an inch.
05:03So like one would be the butt plugs, two or three.
05:06Oh my God, Maria.
05:07Do you guys want to go out into the sun, like lay out?
05:13Oh, shoot.
05:15God, I think I freaking got it.
05:16I've never.
05:17Oh, she's ready.
05:17Guys, I fixed it.
05:19Oh, shoot.
05:20Can we put it in the water?
05:22I'm going to put them in the kiddie pool until I come back.
05:24No, it's actually a spa.
05:27Everybody go put their swimsuits on.
05:28We're turning this thing up.
05:30Oh, go Maria.
05:32Maria and me are different than everyone else because we're kind of like chameleons.
05:39One weekend, we're at Mar-a-Lago.
05:41The next, it's like at a fetish party.
05:42You never know.
05:44No matter where we are, we're the ones that bring the life to the party.
05:48Oh, did it bad, baby.
05:50We're about to blow.
05:51Wow.
05:51I was in the light and you really want to go.
05:53Hi, Kuiper.
05:54Careful, don't go out.
05:55Come on, bitch.
05:57Romano already told me that that's off limits.
06:00The back door locked a long time ago, so I hear, but you didn't hear from me.
06:04Listen, I'm Greek.
06:05I put the F you in fun.
06:06I mean, I put a lot more into the F you and so whatever, but it's fun.
06:09It's fun.
06:09I bring the party.
06:10I think because I'm the DJ, it allows Maria to truly be Maria and not be judged for it.
06:15Woo!
06:17Go, Romina!
06:18If this is the last time we talk, we love you!
06:21Look at her butt.
06:21Look at that cheese string.
06:22I can't.
06:34Are you washing your vag?
06:35Like, what's happening?
06:36It's really nice to see these women actually be themselves instead of
06:40constantly trying to put on this Palm Beach persona and be who they think everyone else
06:48needs them and wants them to be.
06:55That's what I look like.
06:59Bon appetit, everybody.
07:00Do you want to make a toast or a prayer?
07:02I would love to make a toast.
07:03Okay.
07:04I think I'll pass on the prayer.
07:08Yeah.
07:09To new friends and old.
07:11To my lovely, lovely bridesmaids.
07:14Such good friends.
07:15Thank you for coming.
07:17And I hope we have many more days like this.
07:19Cheers.
07:19Cheers.
07:20Thank you for having us.
07:22Cheers.
07:23Cheers.
07:24Cheers.
07:24Cheers.
07:25Cheers.
07:26Very good L'chaim Maria from the Italian.
07:28L'chaim.
07:28No, it's Greek actually, not Italian.
07:30Oh, really?
07:31Yeah.
07:31Yeah.
07:32I'd like to invite everyone to a party Saturday night on a boat, a yacht party, and it's for
07:38the Gray Team.
07:39They're an amazing, amazing organization.
07:42They work diligently to save veterans' lives.
07:46So 44 veterans commit suicide every day in this country because they do not get the proper mental
07:52health care.
07:52They come home and they might look healthy, but they have all sorts of health problems that
07:56we can't see, like PTSD.
07:58Right.
07:59And the Gray Team is there 24 hours a day, saving lives.
08:03I've met veterans there who have told me, the Gray Team saved my life.
08:07Oh.
08:08So there's no greater cause than saving lives.
08:11Nice.
08:15It's horrible.
08:15Are you okay?
08:17Is she crying?
08:21Is she okay?
08:23Maybe I'll go check on her.
08:24Yeah.
08:29I'm sorry.
08:34It's okay.
08:35I didn't mean to be rude.
08:36No.
08:37I just, they're talking so much about mental health and I can't.
08:41It's a lot to always keep up a smile and keep up the party and be the jokester.
08:46I'm so sorry.
08:47You okay?
08:47What happened?
08:47I just freaking, I feel so bad.
08:49Just gonna go check.
08:51They were talking about mental health and I'm like, that has been like my family's
08:55freaking biggest struggle.
08:56And then it's like...
08:57What is happening?
08:58What's wrong?
08:59Nothing.
09:00I'm just...
09:01Well, it's not nothing.
09:02No, I know.
09:02I just, like, you guys don't know this about me, but I'm like freaking, when I was like
09:0719 years old, like my mom like freaking tried to take her life like in front of me.
09:11So I felt so triggered in that moment.
09:13I didn't want to take away from the cause.
09:15And I wanted to say, excuse me, I want to leave the table, but I couldn't say it.
09:18So I just walked away.
09:19I'm so sorry.
09:20No, don't be sorry.
09:21Will you be okay to go Saturday night?
09:23No.
09:24Will you be okay to attend Saturday night?
09:26Of course.
09:27She just got triggered.
09:28Yeah.
09:29I understand.
09:30I just felt like in that moment, it was too heavy.
09:32I feel like the way my mother treated me when I was growing up hurt.
09:39Mentally, physically, it hurt.
09:42In my family, my father was the one that was like the most amazing human being.
09:45And I feel like my mother like never freaking escaped her demons.
09:48And I feel like freaking the universe took him away and like she's still around.
09:52I just feel like she was like the worst freaking example of like female relationships growing up.
09:57So sometimes when I'm like a fuck up and I say stupid things or I'm like a mean person,
10:02like to like other, like, you know, my female relationships, I don't do it on purpose.
10:05I just didn't feel like you have a good fucking like role model.
10:09I value every single fucking one of you in my life.
10:12And my intentions are always good.
10:14I just don't get it right because I never fucking had a good toolbox.
10:17Oh my God, you're crying.
10:18I love you.
10:19Sorry, Maria.
10:20No, don't please.
10:21I should be saying that to you.
10:23Like freaking, were you, thank you.
10:24It's awesome.
10:25I love you for coming out right away.
10:26Everybody has their mishigas.
10:28That's the Hebrew, isn't it?
10:30Yeah.
10:30Mishigas is Yiddish.
10:32Everybody has, you know, things in their past that come up.
10:38And, you know, that's what friends are for.
10:40I feel like the way I was raised, the example that I was given for a female
10:44relationships, it was strongly rooted in competitiveness.
10:48And I think I was shown very like negative aspects of like females coming together.
10:52So to have that many women rally around me, it was just amazing.
10:57I've never had a moment like this before.
10:58Okay, I love that you're the one that always keeps it together.
11:03I try.
11:04Yeah, you're like the freaking thread that brings the scene back together.
11:06I'm going to work on something with you.
11:08Okay.
11:10Emotional regulation.
11:13I literally grew up in a household where that was
11:16what I was taught before I was even taught like proper English.
11:20And I apologize.
11:21The amount of swear words coming out of Maria.
11:28Look, I'm, I'm not inclined to use those kind of words to describe her.
11:34It's just that she lacks class.
11:36Listen, I appreciate the feedback because I never want to make you
11:39feel like I'm not being respectful in your household.
11:41I love that.
11:42No, no, no.
11:42I'm pissed.
11:44I really am.
11:45But I'm also still raw.
11:47Like everybody with the exception of Hillary, where I feel like it was so beautiful.
11:53And now Hillary comes with a pin and pops the balloon.
11:56I feel like she took all the air out of the room.
11:59Like, what the fuck?
12:00Like you just reset the entire energy.
12:02Like I walked away and I thought that just reminded me of my mother.
12:06She has heart, she has heart, and she's going, and she's going to the top, to the top.
12:15And she knows it, and she knows it.
12:17It's a big new world.
12:18You can match your whole bag on the new it, girl.
12:22She's the new it, girl.
12:24We're thinking you have my mom.
12:25So I decided to make this with you because you always ask me.
12:28I know.
12:28For my banana bread and you love it so much.
12:30I realized we never really made it together.
12:32I always made it for you.
12:33No, you made it for me.
12:34Whenever I would come home, you would always have one ready.
12:36Always.
12:37If the bananas were just a little softer, it might be easier.
12:40I was excited.
12:41You love it, Bobo.
12:43Bobo knows he's going to eat it.
12:45Anything with food he loves.
12:47Did you get this recipe from your mom?
12:48Actually, no, I didn't.
12:50Did you Google this, or do you know this by heart?
12:52You know this by heart.
12:54This is what I've always made for you.
12:55I know, I just didn't know.
12:56Oh, no, no, no.
12:57But I've been making this since Maddie was a little girl.
13:00The banana bread that I make is this one.
13:02But I always have to text her for the recipe.
13:04He's like, forget it.
13:04Yeah, I remember that.
13:05You want to pour it in for my mom?
13:07Dump it in.
13:08Yay.
13:08Ooh, yay, birthday.
13:10Oh my gosh, what a great helper you are.
13:13I think Bo's trying to help.
13:15Bo, you're such a great helper, too.
13:18Yummy, yummy.
13:21I know you can't wait.
13:25I gotcha.
13:26We're going to put it in for one hour.
13:35I just can't believe how well you've integrated yourself here.
13:38Like all your charities.
13:39Another charity every single time.
13:41I know.
13:42How do you do it?
13:42And Maddie came in for Red, White, and Vogue.
13:44Yes, exactly.
13:45But she loves it.
13:45She loves it.
13:46Isn't it so amazing?
13:47Maddie and Bo live in Michigan.
13:50And having a big family definitely grounds me in this topsy-turvy Palm Beach scene.
13:56I gave my heart, my soul, everything I have into raising amazing, incredible kids.
14:01I was there every single day for them when they got off that school bus.
14:05And I took care of them.
14:08I cooked for them.
14:09I was never a very good cook, though.
14:11I made the same things over and over again.
14:13And they ate it.
14:14And they never complained.
14:15I'm happy everyone was at Bubby's funeral.
14:17So, so terrible.
14:19I held it together for the service.
14:22But when they started to lower the casket, oh my gosh.
14:28And it's just like all of the memories that I suppress,
14:33they just came pouring out.
14:36Just reminded me of my mother who died way too young.
14:40How old were you when my mom died?
14:4232.
14:42You're 32.
14:44You're my age.
14:46I know.
14:47Are you ready for napping?
14:48I'll let Jack put him in bed.
14:49Yeah, let me take him out.
14:51All right, let's go.
14:51Have a good nappy boat.
14:53Do you want me to take him to look at boats?
14:54Yeah, will you take Brooks to look at the boats?
14:55Yeah.
14:56Say bye-bye everybody.
14:57Go look at the boats.
14:58Let's go.
14:59Let's go.
15:00Let's go.
15:01All right.
15:02Um, so when I was your age, because my mom...
15:04You lost your mother.
15:06Yeah, and how hard is that?
15:08Can you imagine?
15:09No, I can't imagine.
15:10When my mom died, she was in the hospital actually, and she was on life support.
15:16And they pulled me aside, the doctors and the nurses, and they said, listen, if this was our
15:22mother, we would pull the plug.
15:29Who had the decision?
15:30You?
15:30Me.
15:31Oh my God.
15:34I never told you that.
15:35You never told me that.
15:36I was a young girl.
15:37I feel like I'm going to cry thinking about it.
15:39I know.
15:40I know.
15:41That's so sad.
15:42I know.
15:42I can't imagine that.
15:44I'm sorry.
15:46She was so beautiful.
15:47My mother looked like me, but with brown hair.
15:50Everyone was like, when she walked into the hospital, oh my God, you look so beautiful.
15:54You're too beautiful to be sick.
15:56She walked in on her own two feet for a stem cell transplant to cure her ovarian cancer and left in a body
16:04bag.
16:05I can't imagine.
16:13I don't know why I listened to them, though.
16:15You can't think about that.
16:19When they lowered my grandmom in the ground, I was thinking how they lowered my mother.
16:27I didn't want them to take her, and I was screaming, crying, and I fell to the dirt, crying.
16:31And for 20-something years, I wasn't thinking about my mom's death, because I can't.
16:38You can't.
16:38I can't think about it.
16:40Yeah.
16:40And that's why I suppress everything, because I can't deal with it.
16:44I can't deal with what happened.
16:46I learned from a very young age to put my best face forward and to carry myself with poise and
16:57dignity, but behind that is a lot of pain. I do have a background in pageants, and that helped me a lot.
17:04I do not want to show my emotions to the world. Certain things are so deep and so hidden away,
17:15and they're too painful to talk about. I had to be so strong for everyone, and I am.
17:22That's what I did. I just have to continue to be strong. And if there's rumors, or some people
17:30jealous, or they want to say crazy things about me, I can't help it. And I wish it wasn't like that,
17:37but I can't control that. I can't.
17:40If people talk about me, if people mistreat me, if people say things,
17:50I just literally feel like, you know, I just turn around and just walk away.
17:59I just put on a good face so I can protect myself.
18:04I'm so done being the one that people take advantage of or step on.
18:09Yeah. People use me because I'm naive.
18:11Are you too nice?
18:13I'm trying to change now.
18:16I mean, be nice. Always nice. Always nice,
18:18but I don't want people to take advantage of me and use me.
18:39Wow, I got one good looking guy after the other.
18:54Where should we put our shoes? Hi. Oh, thank you so much.
18:59I love a handsome man. Always escorting me.
19:08Hi. Here you go. I definitely enjoy a yacht party.
19:15This is going to be a great night.
19:16This is going to be a great night. Bitches love boats.
19:23My two blondies.
19:28Carrie, do you know Kelly? Kelly? Oh, Kelly, this is Carrie.
19:32Carrie started the great team. We are having a cocktail party,
19:36raising money for veterans and honoring our VIPs that do so much for the great team.
19:43There is no greater privilege for me than to raise money and to help save lives.
19:48And that's what I'm doing. Hi, Hillary.
19:50Thank you for having me. Oh, thanks for coming.
19:52Oh, you're welcome. Nice to see you. You look great.
19:55How are you? Hi, Maria. Hi.
20:01Oh, my queen. I love you. I love you. This is so fabulous. You look stunning.
20:23Oh, you look beautiful, Gail. You always look so spectacular. So stunning.
20:31No, you are. Oh, my God. So gorgeous. No, you are.
20:34That's why I love you. Nobody can take your place, for sure.
20:38What the hell is she talking about? I appreciate everything.
20:40You're the only one that I could ever consider passing a torch to.
20:43Oh. No one else deserves it.
20:45Only you. You're so sweet.
20:47You really are just a star. Well, I learned from you.
20:51The torch was passed to you. So I can retire.
20:57Do I have food in my team?
20:59Do you?
21:00No. Okay.
21:01I'd like to say thank you, everyone, for coming tonight. I would like to welcome you all to the
21:08Gray Team's Yacht Party. Tonight, I invite each of you to join me. Let's make sure that every veteran knows
21:17they are not alone. Together, we can be the shield that they need. Thank you, and God bless our veterans
21:24and the United States of America.
21:31Let's go, Mr. Sun keeps shining on me. Dancing on the yacht all day for a little more
21:42drink for me. Oh, finally. Yes.
21:45Sure, we'll have a seat. Do you want to sit? Yes. I do want to sit.
21:49That was a great speech. Thank you. Are you having a good time?
21:54Yes, of course. Anytime you're on a yacht, it's a great time.
21:56I just want to touch up for a second. Like, I don't want to make a big deal about it at all,
22:00but Romina said to me a few days ago, she said, Maria said that you said to...
22:08She said that you said to her...
22:16To... She said that you said that I said she'll never make it in Palm Beach.
22:24First of all, I never said that about Romina. And no, I didn't say Romina's never going to make
22:29it in Palm Beach. Nobody talks like that. Because you never know who's going to make it in Palm Beach.
22:35I know my truth, and I stand in it. And I stand in mine, because I would never say...
22:39It's my turn. Yeah. But I know, but I never said that.
22:42Okay, so you're not done. No. No, it's okay. You're not done.
22:44I'm not done, because I'm not going to... I know, but I didn't...
22:46I didn't... Listen to me. I didn't cut you off.
22:50I didn't agree with everything you said, but I still let you speak. If you're not done,
22:54I'll let you finish. Okay, go ahead. Thank you.
22:59I do stand in my truth. You did absolutely say things that I told Romina that you said,
23:05and if your reality is different than mine, I will accept that. But if I'm being made to be a liar,
23:12I will take it the full, like, the full nine of it.
23:14Okay, your reality can be your truth, and my reality is my truth.
23:17Right. There is something powerful in being accountable, and sometimes it's okay to say,
23:24oops, I said that. Yeah, I'm very accountable and very honest.
23:28Yeah. Yeah. And that's it.
23:30Yeah. Yes.
23:31Just say that you said it. She's wound up so tight because she cares so much about what people think
23:37about her, that she literally... It's like holding on to the biggest fart for the longest time.
23:44Rip a fart, sister.
23:45I think part of the problem for me has always been that it's hard for me to connect with you because
23:54there's a lack of authenticity sometimes. I feel like...
23:57I know I'm very authentic.
23:59Listen, it... Yeah.
24:01I do believe that you believe that. I do want to move forward.
24:06Okay, great.
24:08I think Maria saying things to Romina about me comes from a place of jealousy because she's jealous of
24:14my relationship with Romina. I actually think that Maria was the one that said,
24:18Romina will never make it in Palm Beach.
24:20And I don't want to freaking hash mud because it is ugly.
24:23Okay.
24:24And as women, we shouldn't be doing that. You know what I mean?
24:26Yeah.
24:26Like, right?
24:27Okay. All right.
24:29I'm getting dizzy a little. Does anybody have drama me and I'm getting seasick?
24:33You're getting seasick?
24:33No, I really am. Like, it's rocking a little.
24:35Because it's rocking now, yeah.
24:36Do you feel it rocking?
24:38I'm always rocking.
24:38No. Okay.
24:42So I know Gail from New York.
24:44Yeah.
24:45Yeah.
24:45And the Hamptons.
24:46And the Hamptons in New York.
24:48Hillary, you would know where I lived.
24:50All right.
24:51Thank you for letting me speak.
24:52Mm-hmm.
24:53Let's go.
24:56I owned 1045th Avenue.
24:58I owned the fourth floor with Jackie Onassis and the Rothschilds.
25:02Everybody had their own floor.
25:04Oh, okay.
25:04You know, like 8,000 square feet.
25:06Yeah, I'm not from New York.
25:08I'm from Boston.
25:09Oh, so it's famous with real estate.
25:12Yeah.
25:12It's the number one building.
25:15I have no idea who Gail Brophy is associated with.
25:19And in the 20 plus years I've lived here, I don't ever remember meeting her.
25:23I used to have a lot of real estate down here.
25:25Right.
25:26It would get like eight apartments at the Rapallo and flip them.
25:29Until all these housewives thought they were flippers.
25:31My father built the Verrazano and the World Trade Center.
25:35Wow.
25:35Wow.
25:36And then my mother's side was President Calvin Coolidge.
25:40I'm one of the last of the Coolidge's.
25:41I know.
25:42How interesting.
25:43But I never tell anyone that.
25:44Gail, you are fascinating.
25:46Isn't she?
25:47Yeah.
25:47I told you she is incredible.
25:49She actually has a Rolodex.
25:51Oh, I have a Rolodex on everybody in Palm Beach.
25:54Like the traditional Rolodex.
25:55Yes.
25:56An actual real Rolodex.
25:57Do you have the dirt?
25:58Yes.
25:59On everyone.
25:59Actually on the Rolodex, it was that you're an incredible tennis player.
26:03Is that what mine said?
26:05I swear to God.
26:07Did you look?
26:07No.
26:07But it's in a bowl.
26:08She told me.
26:09I made it all up.
26:10Hillary is not in the Rolodex.
26:14Have you ever chaired anything here in Palm Beach?
26:17No, no, no.
26:18I have three businesses I'm running.
26:21I don't feel that I need that recognition.
26:24I'm very happy to give money and just go.
26:26Oh.
26:28Listen, we have the Mustard Red Cross Blood Center.
26:31We have the Mustard Boy Scout Camp.
26:32If you need any invitation, just call me.
26:34I have the connection in for Eddie and Charity.
26:37You have the queens of Palm Beach, and then you have the bitches of Palm Beach,
26:41and then sometimes the queen is the bitch and the bitch is the queen.
26:44You never know.
26:45Maybe you could get Elon Musk to donate a trip to the moon.
26:49Oh, you know Elon?
26:50No.
26:50Oh.
26:51But it's an idea.
26:52Oh, it's an idea.
26:54She's an idea.
26:55She's an idea.
26:56Oh, it's an idea.
26:57No, I saw Elon Friday night.
26:59Yes, yes.
27:00I walk within two feet of him 10 times a month.
27:02Because I was going to say, if you could get Elon to do that.
27:05I mean, I know Donald, but I would never ask him to ask Elon to give a joke.
27:10How long have you known Donald?
27:1130 years.
27:12I've been against Donald for Mar-a-Lago.
27:14Well, he didn't pay much for it.
27:20Actually, I was given a free membership in the beginning,
27:23because Yvonne was one of my best friends.
27:27Look, I'm not 100% sure about her story.
27:30All I know is that Gail almost got escorted out by the secret service because
27:36we saw Trump walking by.
27:38And she went over to him and said, hi, do you remember me?
27:40And the secret service was like, I told you to stay in your seat.
27:44And she didn't listen at all.
27:45And he obviously clearly did not remember her, even though she claims that she was bidding
27:50against him for Mar-a-Lago.
27:52So I really wanted to tell you all how important Gail is in my life.
27:57Gail and I met at Mar-a-Lago several years ago when I first moved here.
28:02We met at a charity event and we instantly connected.
28:04Oh, my God.
28:05It was like, we looked at each other and smiled.
28:08We've been very close friends ever since.
28:10I think that Rosalyn is showing off her friendship with Gail
28:13because she thinks that Gail gives her credibility.
28:16It just seemed very theatrical to me.
28:19You know, like, why is she doing this and what is she trying to prove?
28:22Gail is in the Book of Legacy.
28:24It's a huge deal.
28:26Rosalyn, maybe you'll be next.
28:27I've never heard of the Book of Legacy.
28:33Me neither.
28:34Me neither.
28:35I'm agreeable to that.
28:36Sure.
28:37I think that Rosalyn puts on a very strong front with the big smile.
28:44I think that she is delusional about her position.
28:49She's living in a fairytale world.
28:51Ladies, sorry to interrupt.
28:54I am having my record release party.
28:56I would love for you ladies all to come.
28:58The dress code is that you just have to be the most fantabulous version of yourself.
29:03You can wear anything over the top, like you are gracing a magazine.
29:07She's like, oh, speak to me.
29:07There is no outdoing anybody else.
29:09I just did six magazine covers.
29:11Okay, well, then we're expecting a lot.
29:13So it's going to be a great time.
29:14We're going to have a tropical disco and it's going to be so over the top.
29:18Very, very fitting for tumble surprises.
29:20I'd like to raise our glasses right now
29:23and make a toast to Rosalyn for hosting this magnificent party tonight.
29:30This is so absolutely beautiful.
29:33But you know what?
29:34You are beautiful inside and out.
29:37Not only are you an incredible wife, mother, and grandmother,
29:42and then you give your heart.
29:43Are there more speeches after this or is this a speech?
29:46All the charities.
29:47Thank you, Neil.
29:47And I couldn't think of anyone else better to pass the baton to.
29:52Gayle Brophy pretending to pass her crown to Rosalyn Yellen seemed incredibly ridiculous to me.
30:00Just because somebody hands you a baton does not mean that you're a Palm Beach royalty.
30:07It means you're in a middle school marching band, so calm down, ladies, okay?
30:11Please.
30:12Like, who crowned Gayle in the beginning?
30:14Like, and now she's passing this, do we need to have, like, an official ceremony?
30:17Is there a process?
30:19Is there, like, a rite of passage?
30:20Like, what is happening?
30:21I'd like to thank all of Palm Beach and I'd like to thank all of my friends.
30:26I was like, what's happening?
30:27What's happening?
30:29So to our new upcoming queen, Rosalyn.
30:33Yes.
30:35Ladies, I'm thinking about something a little stronger than water.
30:39I'm going to go get a cocktail.
30:40Oh, you're going to get a cocktail?
30:41She's going to get a cocktail.
30:53Do you want to sit down?
30:53Look, there's seats outside.
30:55Okay.
30:56Yeah.
31:01You got an agenda?
31:02It's very cozy.
31:04I do actually have an agenda.
31:06I wanted to, first of all, say thank you so much for the other day.
31:09I had such a great time at your house.
31:11And the only thing that I found a little bit hurtful was that
31:15I literally was in the midst of crying.
31:17And then that's when you chose to talk to me about my language.
31:21In that moment, I needed something different.
31:23I didn't need a schooling.
31:24Does that make sense?
31:27Is it computing?
31:29Um, I think Maria is unhappy unless she is in the middle of some kind of drama.
31:35This taking me aside so she could tell me how hurt she was, you know, I thought was candidly ridiculous.
31:42And I think the timing is off to talk about that here.
31:47Right?
31:48We're at a party.
31:50I mean, real friends talk about real things.
31:52I just figured.
31:52But not really at charity events in front of like a lot of different people.
31:56Are you sure?
31:57Like this wouldn't be a moment where I would want to have an intimate conversation with you.
32:01Yeah, I figured two minutes between real friends.
32:05No, I understand.
32:06But, but, but I would suggest as grownups, we need to control our emotions.
32:13In your emotional moment, every other word out of your mouth, out in front of it.
32:21But if every other word is that, I can't hear what you're really saying.
32:26It's going to be really hard for me to hang out with you, if you can't clean up your language.
32:31Because for me, it's embarrassing.
32:34Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck.
32:37Fuck.
32:38Fuck.
32:41You're a tough one, and sometimes you're an asshole, and sometimes you're a queen.
32:48But I'm going to call you out on it, and I will always give you respect when respect is due.
32:52But I want the same, because friendships are two ways.
32:55I don't want to feel that like I'm being spoken down to. That's all I'm saying.
32:58Well, I, I can understand that, and I'm sorry you feel that way.
33:03Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
33:04I'm going to motorboat you right now. You ready?
33:07I'm going to motorboat you.
33:11Get up. Get up.
33:12I don't even know what that means, but now I do.
33:14Get, get, get.
33:16There you are. I've been looking for you.
33:19Well, actually, I didn't really look. I was in the bathroom.
33:20I present to you, my friend Hillary.
33:22Oh, sorry. We're disrupting the beautiful violin.
33:27She just gave me a motorboat. Do you know what that is?
33:30Yes.
33:30Oh, I didn't know what it was.
33:32She didn't understand. I said, if you don't get up, I'm going to motorboat you.
33:35She looks mortified.
33:36She's traumatized.
33:37I'm traumatized.
33:38I got a drink.
33:39I'm traumatized.
33:40That was about being the center of attention.
33:45It's like what happened in the middle of dinner, pulling everybody out of what they were doing
33:49and moving the attention to herself.
33:52Can I get the reposado with club soda?
33:55I couldn't even phony up the sympathy.
33:58It feels to me, no matter what event we're at, is that Maria is always looking to be the center
34:03of attention. I think it just goes to, you know, Maria's complete and total lack of sophistication
34:10in class.
34:11Same class is fine.
34:13Maria's behavior on the boat is not appropriate anywhere, let alone in Palm Beach.
34:18I couldn't.
34:20Maria's hopeless.
34:48Maria's hopeless.
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