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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that.
01:02You can stay.
01:03You're in our way.
01:04You're in our way.
01:06You're in on the way.
01:07You're in our way.
01:08Tell us forever.
01:13Tell us forever.
01:16Tell us forever.
01:17Tell us forever.
01:19Tell us forever.
01:21You think I'm pretty
01:26Let's go
01:51Good job
01:56Give you a hand
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made Trevor
02:09Get us forever
02:13Get us forever
02:17Get us forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27You think I'm pretty
02:30Close enough line back out on the ice for Boston
02:31I don't know if it's back here
02:33I think I'm lost in the game today
02:35That's a big problem
02:36I give you magic things
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're at the right
02:56Hushed over your phone like
02:59A tree at the top of a hill
03:02It's crooked from doing bad bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're sti-
03:27I'm dead
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:37You think I'm pretty
03:38Cool
03:39You say I scare you
03:40An amiss people
03:42Do
03:43It seems the real world
03:44Hung
03:45Hushed over
03:46No
03:46In spite of everything, I guess there's just no city tos
03:51Nice try, now get out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya, who wanna be ya, who wanna be ya
04:02Nice try, get out of the way
04:09You're in our way, get lost forever
04:16Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39No thanks, honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, don't be weird somewhere else
04:44I'm not even that weird
04:46Whatever you need, Captain
04:48Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah
04:52Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:06And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:11He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:18Thanks, guys
05:19Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
05:21Er, hmm, mmm, mell, mmm, mmm, no, mmm
05:25Erin, bye.
05:28It got some news
05:31They get some news
05:40ע nowhere
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07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long? The whole game?
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46No, no, no, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago,
07:59but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place,
08:06but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:46You think there is enough?
08:48Such an asshole.
08:50I think maybe you like it.
08:53You smell the cigarettes from here.
08:56Ugh.
08:57I had one.
08:58You shouldn't be smoking.
08:59You shouldn't be talking.
09:01Come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:03No, you come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:05No, you come here.
09:06No, you come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10It's the one, it's the one.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:40Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:03Where were you?
10:11Please don't go.
10:18Please don't go.
10:22Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Stay right here.
10:43Oh, shit, no's the fuck up.
10:52Think you're okay?
10:56It's you, it's you, it's you, it's you.
11:26It's you, it's you, it's you.
11:56Oh God, hold on.
12:23Now the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I wish I would know, okay?
12:56Oh, you killed me in wonder.
13:00I'm dead.
13:02That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:10It's you, it's you, it's you, it's you.
13:20It's you.
13:22It's you.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:37Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:46My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:52I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:02Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming about what?
14:09Ron's medal.
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian Mets hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09Yeah.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby. We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:59Trust me.
16:00You look great in silver, Bonnie. Don't even stress.
16:01Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12Well, the good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating or...?
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17Oh.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:43Hey, here's my buddy!
16:44Yeah!
16:45Woohoo!
16:46Wow!
16:47Wow!
16:48Gonna work out for you, and now you're gonna be gay.
16:50I'm gonna ruin that baby, and now you're gonna be gay.
16:53Well, what's the matter?
16:54What are you going to do?
16:55Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:25Hey.
17:41I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Holander.
18:10Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:15No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:20Here you go.
18:21Fine.
18:22Fuck.
18:23Fuck.
18:24Fuck.
18:25Okay.
18:26Okay.
18:27Okay.
18:28Okay.
18:29Okay.
18:30Okay.
18:31Okay.
18:32Okay.
18:33Okay.
18:34Okay.
18:35Okay.
18:36Okay.
18:37Okay.
18:38Okay.
18:39Okay.
18:40Okay.
18:41Okay.
18:42Okay.
18:43Okay.
18:44Okay.
18:45Okay.
18:46Okay.
18:47Okay.
18:48Okay.
18:49Okay.
18:50Okay.
18:51Okay.
18:52Okay.
18:53Okay.
18:54She's been running.
18:55Okay.
18:56Okay.
18:57Okay.
18:58So,
18:59we got a lot of mistakes.
19:00It's okay.
19:01You got a lot of mistakes.
19:02And, you know, this is not a lot of mistakes.
19:04So, yes, I will brutish the game yes, fool.
19:05Like you?
19:06That's not a lot of mistakes.
19:07It's not that bad.
19:08They don't teach you the discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame to not be able to prove the hopes you showed in the childhood.
19:20I play better now than when.
19:23Our team has been damaged, the team has been played.
19:26What's been played? What's been played?
19:31You, captain, are you doing them played?
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:38Who's that? Who's your mother?
19:42Who's your mother?
19:46Your mother? She can't do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:57Mom has died.
20:01Do you remember her?
20:04I was in your case, your brother.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To meet the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:32Of course.
20:34I'm always a savvy-carrer.
20:36Be careful.
20:37Of course.
20:38Manifax Leiby, you can't do anything.
20:40No, you're not in shape.
20:41Not in shape.
20:43You're still remained.
20:44You have to stay in the US.
20:46You'll become a good person.
20:48You have to pay for the business.
20:49You're good.
20:50I'm not good.
20:51It's not good.
20:52It's not good.
20:53Yeah.
20:54It's not a problem.
20:56It's always the problem.
20:58We're always the leader.
20:59You're not the same.
21:00You're too much talking to me.
21:08You're my angel. You're too much talking to me, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad. I'm going to go to a bar and he needs to be one more cup.
21:21Look how she's behind me.
21:25From childhood. Thank you.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something interesting.
21:52There's Niki, or Ilya…
21:58It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10It's been a long time for you.
22:11It's been a long time for you.
22:12It's been a long time for me.
22:13It's been a long time for you.
22:14I've been a long time for you.
22:15You're not a long time for me.
22:16I'm not a long time for you.
22:17You're not a long time for me.
22:18You're not a long time for me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I'm going to turn it over to you.
22:22In any case, it doesn't mean it to you.
22:25It doesn't mean it? Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool who will kill you in any case.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And don't worry about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance for the Cup in this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral will not go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think in this year you'll be able to win Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:03With a traumatized brother, you can't get there.
23:07You can see it with the team.
23:08It's pretty bad.
23:11It's true.
23:12It's the Vostok, and then you'll be able to win.
23:15You'll be able to win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago, not that before.
23:21In the final, most likely, they'll be in San Francisco.
23:25And they're good, but they're too young.
23:28And so you'll win the Cup in a year earlier than I played with my father.
23:32You, you should be able to win.
23:33No, thanks.
23:35Not good, but it'll be possible for you.
23:36Good morning, let's get in.
23:37That was a good night.
23:38For tomorrow you must be able to win well.
23:41Well, you always are going to win well.
23:42For tomorrow you love well.
23:43Well, I'll still be able to win well.
23:45But you'll need to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:49But we'll see you later.
23:51Let's go.
23:57Well, what?
24:01How's the prize, Sasha?
24:04Wow, it's cool.
24:07I just love this place.
24:11The club with my head.
24:14The girls are just beautiful.
24:16I'm mad, chiqui.
24:20No.
24:22You've seen the French for them.
24:25Yeah, Elia?
24:33Oh my God.
24:35Nothing.
24:38You don't know how you are.
24:41You don't lie.
24:44You don't flirt with the answer.
24:46You don't lie.
24:50Rаньше
24:52ты был веселее.
24:57Помнишь?
24:58Здесь?
24:59Серьёзно?
25:01Опасность раньше возбуждала тебе.
25:04Если память о меня не изменяет.
25:06Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:07Да.
25:08Это точно.
25:09Прекрати.
25:10Ладно.
25:11Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:13Нет.
25:14Нет.
25:15Нет.
25:16Нет.
25:17Нет.
25:19Нет.
25:20Нет.
25:21Нет.
25:53Я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:04Пока, Elia.
26:05был рада тебя видеть.
26:06Я был рада тебя видеть.
26:08Поехали.
26:09Поехали.
26:10Поехали.
26:11Поехали.
26:12Поехали.
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26:42Поехали.
26:43Поехали.
26:44Поехали.
26:45Поехали.
26:46you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ. Just fucking
26:51do it, Hayden. Stop it.
26:53Where the Raiders have a chance to end it all
26:55on home ice. It's game
26:58six, and the cup is somewhere inside
27:00as we speak. You know that Ilya
27:01Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since
27:05the Olympic break. A heartbreaking
27:07game for the Russians seems to have only
27:09intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals
27:14over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look,
27:20I don't give a fuck how many goals
27:22I've scored. I don't
27:24give a fuck how I played two fucking
27:25nights ago. I don't need to think about
27:28that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:30Now,
27:31I only need one thing.
27:35I
27:35need to
27:37win. Here,
27:40at home, tonight.
27:43As much
27:44fun as it would have been to go to California,
27:45and humiliate them there, but I want to hear
27:48our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to
27:53fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know
27:57you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00but I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this
28:08is our
28:10fucking night.
28:12This is our
28:13fucking cup.
28:15Fucking
28:16fuck San Francisco.
28:17I can't believe that asshole's about
28:30to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You ain't
28:35Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But
28:37he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best,
28:43all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal
28:46shit show
28:47cock sucking
28:47Russian.
28:48That is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders
28:51are your
28:52MLH
28:53champions.
28:54What a comeback story
28:55this year
28:55from Ilya Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did
28:58absolutely everything
28:59in these playoffs,
29:00leading his team
29:01in block shots.
29:02He shows
29:02it ends
29:03on his lead.
29:07Catching that,
29:08Lamar!
29:09Woo!
29:09Woo!
29:10Woo!
29:10Woo!
29:11Woo!
29:12Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:35Wow, nice watch.
29:39They give this you
29:39for free, all right?
29:40Where the fuck
29:40were you on?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you
29:44even doing?
29:46And now,
29:47presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing
30:01is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Tower Award
30:31for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:33to...
30:34to...
30:40to...
30:44I don't know.
31:14Well...
31:16What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe it's nice, Lee.
32:02I want you to suck my dick.
32:05I want you to suck my dick.
32:07Yeah?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:20Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:33No.
32:45No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:51We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:58party after.
33:01And then, when you might have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room
33:06and I will maybe, maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Oh.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:49And if you win.
34:11Good luck coming.
34:19Good luck.
34:49Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:19You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:33Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:53Nothing.
36:57Yeah.
37:03I'm not going to have to go.
37:04I won'tτά you, Hollander.
37:04It's empty.
37:05Everything.
37:06I won't.
37:06teams like us.
37:07Yeah.
37:15Bye.
37:16aviation.
37:16do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
37:46are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:07i need you what you know tell me
38:16you
38:20i need you
38:26you
38:29you
38:33you
38:35you
38:37you
38:45We'll be back.
39:15So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:58What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:03There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:23What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:41Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:57Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00Let's go.
41:30Let's go.
42:00Let's go.
42:30Let's go.
43:00Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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