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Fake Dating The Quarterback on Christmas FULL EPISODE
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00:00:00Come on Dora. This is a romance novel, ok? Why would he kiss her? What is his motivation?
00:00:13The grand lux? A surprise? Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today! Oh my god, ok.
00:00:23Oh my god, it's so hot. You can have this if you want. Ok, bye!
00:00:30And that's another record breaking season for Chase O'Brady. 56 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards, and the man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:42Chase, what an incredible way to end the season. Thanks, tell me something I don't know.
00:00:48Ok, hot shot. So it is Christmas. Do you have any special plans? Anyone special you're going to share the mistletoe with this year?
00:00:55All I want for Christmas is a break. That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, alright?
00:01:01Merry Christmas. I will see you in the new year.
00:01:03You're a fun guy.
00:01:07I'm not joking, Chase O. You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:14You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:17If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference.
00:01:22And I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:01:29Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:35Seriously, when's the next chapter? You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:40Yes, I would...
00:01:46Sorry, C, my number one fan. No update today. I'm going to get proposed to...
00:01:54The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to, and she ghosts me.
00:01:58Oh my God! I'm so sorry! Are you okay?
00:02:12Don't touch me!
00:02:14Oh my god, I am so sorry, are you okay?
00:02:24Don't touch me.
00:02:25It was an accident, I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:28Buy me a new one? This thing costs more than your rent, okay?
00:02:30Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:33You know what? Like I said, it was an accident, but you're such an arrogant jerk, I don't care.
00:02:37Oh, accident. You know you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:40Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:41Moves? Sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are and I'm glad I don't.
00:02:46Sure you don't. And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:50I'm not!
00:02:51He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met.
00:02:55I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:02:58Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:11Well, well, well, what a coincidence. Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:16Okay, I'm not following you. My soon-to-be fiancé is about to propose.
00:03:21Yeah, there's going to be a ring on this finger as soon as I find room 704.
00:03:27This one? Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:31Yeah, it is. So, watch and learn. This Felix is ten times hotter than you will ever be.
00:03:36Yeah, right.
00:03:37Oh, Felix!
00:03:38Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:42You think I love her?
00:03:49Sounds busy.
00:03:50Shut up.
00:03:57Felix?
00:03:58What the fuck?
00:04:01What the fuck?
00:04:03Sophie? My roommate? My best friend?
00:04:05Felix, we've been together for five years.
00:04:09After my parents died, you two were everything to me.
00:04:12How could you do this?
00:04:13You think I actually care about your terrible writing?
00:04:16Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:19Maybe if you spent less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream,
00:04:23you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:26I don't know how to keep a man?
00:04:28No, maybe not.
00:04:29But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:31Oh, God damn.
00:04:36I thought football was brutal.
00:04:38Fetch.
00:04:41Look at you. You're in hate.
00:04:42That's why I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you.
00:04:46My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:51Felix, are you okay?
00:04:52Enjoy my discount, fuck, Sophie.
00:04:54He's used goods.
00:04:56That's right. Run away.
00:04:57That's right. No man will ever want a pathetic mess like you.
00:05:00He does.
00:05:04This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:08Sorry.
00:05:18See?
00:05:20I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:23And I hate you, you bald-headed skink.
00:05:27Have fun.
00:05:30You bitch!
00:05:34You gotta regret this!
00:05:37Okay, show's over. You can let go now.
00:05:40Sorry.
00:05:41I just...
00:05:42Oh, you're sorry?
00:05:43You're sorry for what?
00:05:44Shredding my shirt?
00:05:45Or for using me as a person who revenge done against your ex?
00:05:47I mean, you are like a feral cat.
00:05:50You know that?
00:05:51You're all claws, zero consent.
00:05:54Just stay the hell away from me, okay?
00:05:55And I hope to never see you ever again.
00:05:58Bye-bye.
00:05:58Fine.
00:06:00I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed, narcissistic prick like you anyway.
00:06:04I hate men.
00:06:12You will not believe the day I'm having.
00:06:15Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:17Interesting.
00:06:29I met an arrogant prick.
00:06:31Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:35By the way, no update today.
00:06:37My stuff.
00:06:40My computer.
00:06:42My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:47Holy shit.
00:06:48Get out.
00:06:57Holy shit.
00:07:01Sophie!
00:07:04Sophie, come on!
00:07:05Fine, fine.
00:07:06I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:09I
00:07:10dumped
00:07:11you.
00:07:14Smiley face.
00:07:15How about that?
00:07:19Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:24Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:26But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:30No.
00:07:31That was mom's house.
00:07:36Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:40Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:43Sure, sweetie.
00:07:45Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:47Yes.
00:07:48Yes.
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:50I get the red one.
00:07:51Okay, fine.
00:07:52I'll take green again.
00:07:57Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover mom's treatment.
00:08:01But it still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:03And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:11Five years of saving.
00:08:13Hope mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:15Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:18Is it still available?
00:08:20Great, I'll take it.
00:08:21Put up these decorations.
00:08:32Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:37What the hell are you doing at my house?
00:08:43You?
00:08:45Your house?
00:08:46I don't think so.
00:08:48I just rented it.
00:08:50Oh, you did what?
00:08:51Yeah.
00:08:52Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:08:54Now, what's your game this time?
00:08:55Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:08:58Wait.
00:08:59I have proof.
00:09:02Mm-hmm.
00:09:05Remember, you dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:10Shocker.
00:09:13Um, try the key.
00:09:18Let me guess, not fitting?
00:09:19Just wait.
00:09:21Just wait.
00:09:21Okay.
00:09:23Something's wrong.
00:09:24So.
00:09:25Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:27Wait.
00:09:27Come on, please.
00:09:28I think I was scammed.
00:09:29I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:31That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:33Are you serious?
00:09:34Come on.
00:09:35I don't have any money.
00:09:36I was scammed.
00:09:37Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:38I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:39My house is not some charity motel princess,
00:09:42and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:44Please move.
00:09:45Please, please.
00:09:46I'm sorry.
00:09:47See, this key works.
00:09:50Don't you have family?
00:09:51It's Christmas.
00:09:51Bye.
00:09:53Come on.
00:09:54You're dressed so cute.
00:09:56That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:05Leave.
00:10:06Leave.
00:10:06Scammed, homeless, kicked out onto the street by a monster.
00:10:26I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:28Hmm.
00:10:28No, no, no.
00:10:42Lock it down, Shaisal.
00:10:43No sympathy.
00:10:45Hey, where are you?
00:10:47Tell me how to help.
00:10:48Cash?
00:10:49You're sweet, but no.
00:10:58I'm not a charity case.
00:11:00I'll figure it out.
00:11:01How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:20I don't need TMZ snapping a photo
00:11:22and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:24Hey.
00:11:25Hello, Kitty.
00:11:26Didn't you hear me?
00:11:27Hey.
00:11:27Oh, my gosh.
00:11:32You're burning up.
00:11:35I swear, this is the last time I'm going to help you.
00:11:39Okay?
00:11:40Come on.
00:11:41It's your feet.
00:11:42Come on.
00:11:44You just need to sit.
00:11:47Oh, no.
00:11:48Stay.
00:11:49Please.
00:11:51I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:11:54Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:11:58I'm fine.
00:11:59No, you're not.
00:12:02Can you take this?
00:12:03What is it?
00:12:04This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:08No.
00:12:09No?
00:12:09Yes.
00:12:11You're burning.
00:12:12Open up, please.
00:12:13Thank you.
00:12:14You are something.
00:12:22Whatever.
00:12:22All right.
00:12:23If you need me, I will...
00:12:26Don't need me.
00:12:28I like it.
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00:12:48¿Qué has blanqué en mí?
00:13:02¡You perverd!
00:13:04¿Qué has blanqué?
00:13:06¡UU PERVERDS!
00:13:08¡Oh!
00:13:09¡I drag your half-dead, soaking wet body
00:13:11¡Into mi casa, saving you from pneumonia
00:13:14¡And take care of you all night!
00:13:15¡And you slap me?
00:13:16¿You think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:19No, no, no, no, no, wait, I'm sorry.
00:13:19I just thought that, look, it doesn't matter.
00:13:22Just slap me back and we'll be even, okay?
00:13:25Sweetheart, I don't hit women, okay?
00:13:27Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:29Because this face is a 10 million dollar insurance policy, okay?
00:13:33So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:35No, wait, please.
00:13:36I have nowhere else to go, okay?
00:13:38I can, I can pay rent.
00:13:39Yeah, okay, here.
00:13:41This should be enough for a motel and a bus to get to anywhere that is not here.
00:13:45Now get out.
00:13:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:47Look, I can work for you, okay?
00:13:49I can cook and I can clean and I'm a writer
00:13:50and my novel will sell, okay?
00:13:52And I will pay you back.
00:13:55Look, this is going to sound weird,
00:13:56but this was my mother's house, okay?
00:14:00And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:03If you come home alone,
00:14:06I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:14:11Fine.
00:14:13You can stay.
00:14:14But I have conditions.
00:14:15Oh, yeah.
00:14:20You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:24My grandmother is insistent.
00:14:26You'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:14:28That is the deal.
00:14:29In exchange, you can stay here until New Year's.
00:14:32You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement,
00:14:34you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:38Okay, um, rule number one,
00:14:40do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it.
00:14:43Easy.
00:14:44Rule two, no intimate actions can take place.
00:14:47And rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:14:50Excuse me, uh, are you mocking me?
00:14:54Is something funny?
00:14:56No.
00:14:57I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:00And I just got dumped, so trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:06That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:08A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:11I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:13You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:15You should consider writing.
00:15:29Oh, sorry, I should have asked this.
00:15:31What's your name?
00:15:33Chasel.
00:15:36Chasel Brady?
00:15:37Chasel Brady?
00:15:38Got that.
00:15:40I'll get my stuff.
00:15:42Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:43You just got that?
00:15:45After hearing my name.
00:15:46What do you mean by got that?
00:15:48Should I know your name?
00:15:50Oh, you're an actor.
00:15:52I don't do stage plays.
00:15:55Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:15:59Do you know how many women would kill to be in your position?
00:16:01Yeah, okay, fine, fine, superstar.
00:16:03Sorry.
00:16:04Um, I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:11Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:15That's my rule.
00:16:18Jesus.
00:16:20Was she just left like that?
00:16:22I'm sorry.
00:16:25Sophie!
00:16:32My book.
00:16:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:40Sophie!
00:16:44Oh, thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:16:49Garbage?
00:16:50Sophie, this is my life's work.
00:16:53My career.
00:16:56Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:16:59Poor writer, poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:05Funny.
00:17:06At least my job pays the bills.
00:17:08Whereas you have to leech off of your stolen boyfriends for survival.
00:17:17Sophie?
00:17:17Sophie?
00:17:17Sophie, this is where your work belongs.
00:17:20Sophie, this is where your work belongs.
00:17:26No!
00:17:31What's going on, babe?
00:17:32Look who's here.
00:17:36My charity case, X.
00:17:41Back to collect the rest of your trash.
00:17:44Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:46Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:17:49My boyfriend isn't a random guy.
00:17:51And he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:17:53He isn't here for you, though, is he?
00:17:57See, that's your fate, Nora.
00:17:58No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you.
00:18:02Unlike Sophie.
00:18:04She's carrying my baby.
00:18:05We're getting married.
00:18:07But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:10Take care of the baby.
00:18:11A driver?
00:18:29I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards, too.
00:18:35She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:18:37Pathetic!
00:18:41I'm sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:18:50Hey.
00:18:51Hi.
00:18:53Uh, I know you.
00:18:56Holy shit, you're the most valuable quarterback in the world.
00:19:00You and Dora?
00:19:01No way.
00:19:03Hey, Daniel, grab her things.
00:19:05Just the suitcase.
00:19:06Thanks.
00:19:09Autograph?
00:19:09Maybe later.
00:19:10Come on, let's go.
00:19:11I almost forgot.
00:19:15How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:22Okay, how did you...
00:19:23No, why did you come?
00:19:25Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:27Everyone?
00:19:28Who?
00:19:29Wait, where are we going, Chase-o?
00:19:30You'll see.
00:19:31Just put this on, you're going to need it.
00:19:34Okay, don't look.
00:19:36Yeah, I won't look.
00:19:37Seriously.
00:19:38I'm looking out the window.
00:19:39Will, too.
00:19:40I didn't see anything.
00:19:54Stay close.
00:19:54Don't say anything.
00:19:59Chase, I know, I know, I know.
00:20:00Who's the blonde?
00:20:01Who's the blonde girl, Chase-o?
00:20:02Chase-o, who's the blonde?
00:20:04Can you give an answer to your fans?
00:20:06Holy shit.
00:20:08Who's the blonde?
00:20:09Who's the blonde girl?
00:20:10I know, it's Chase-o Brady.
00:20:12I know.
00:20:12That's a word for your fans.
00:20:14Please, be seated.
00:20:19Chase-o, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:21Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:23I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:26I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:33And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:20:36So, I have invited you all here today.
00:20:39It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:20:42I introduce you to Doris Swift.
00:20:45My fiance.
00:20:47Hello, you are you.
00:20:49Can you say something?
00:20:51You're a win for a band.
00:20:53Come on.
00:20:54Oh, geez.
00:20:58Chase-o, this was not in The Contra.
00:20:59You can stay with me for an entire year, and no one will ever blow you again.
00:21:05Or, you could back out.
00:21:07Up to you.
00:21:21Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day, or were you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:26Thank you?
00:21:28For what?
00:21:29For making me famous overnight in front of the entire country?
00:21:32You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:35I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:21:39I told you that I'm Chase-o Brady.
00:21:42It's not my fault.
00:21:43You live under a rock.
00:21:44You know what?
00:21:44Besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic acts.
00:21:48Oh, well, thank you, Captain America.
00:21:51You're welcome.
00:21:59This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:04You wrote this?
00:22:16You wrote this?
00:22:17Yeah.
00:22:19I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:21The market really likes this genre, so...
00:22:23Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:25I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:27How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:29You call it romance?
00:22:31The love story in this is drier than weak old toast.
00:22:35Okay, so how do I fix it?
00:22:38I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:22:42Uh, yeah, well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:22:47One leaves, the next one comes.
00:22:49You need to find a man dripping with romance.
00:22:53Uh, get your estrogen just like firing on all cylinders.
00:22:58This is gold.
00:22:59Seriously.
00:23:01Okay, so wait.
00:23:02How does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:06It's primitive.
00:23:08You can't help it.
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:10Looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:15Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:17Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:22Okay, yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:29Sorry, Emily, babe.
00:23:32So, when you were helping me earlier, just...
00:23:39Don't even dream it?
00:23:43Uh, lesson's over.
00:23:44My house is a disaster.
00:23:46You probably should clean it.
00:23:47Thanks, champ.
00:23:48Oh, cool.
00:23:57I know these directors.
00:24:01Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:03He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:06He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:09Chasel!
00:24:10Chasel!
00:24:10Chasel!
00:24:12Chasel!
00:24:13You will not believe what you threw away.
00:24:19My eyes!
00:24:20My eyes!
00:24:22My eyes!
00:24:22What are you doing?
00:24:23Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:24Okay, I can see that.
00:24:26Why are you naked?
00:24:29I don't know.
00:24:29Gee, I live here?
00:24:31Okay, okay.
00:24:31Let's get one thing straight.
00:24:33This is my household, okay?
00:24:35I'm the boss, and frankly, millions of women would pay to see this.
00:24:39Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:24:41I don't want to see your bamboo.
00:24:45Hey!
00:24:46No, you don't see them.
00:24:48What do you want?
00:24:50Party.
00:24:51This party.
00:24:52Take me.
00:24:53No, I'm not interested in that.
00:24:56But Edison Gray is going to be there.
00:24:58The Edison Gray.
00:24:59He's an investor.
00:25:00It could change my life.
00:25:02I'm dressed.
00:25:04Think about it.
00:25:06If Edison Gray buys my novel, I'll have money.
00:25:09So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:12Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:13Think about it.
00:25:14You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:31You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:34Too bad I'm a man out of principles.
00:25:42Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:45Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:48Is this how you beg?
00:25:52Please, Mr. Brady.
00:25:54You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:26:02You'll take me, won't you?
00:26:06Fine.
00:26:07I'll get you in.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:09But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you.
00:26:13Okay?
00:26:14Okay.
00:26:15That's on you.
00:26:17But the people at this party, they're vultures.
00:26:20Okay?
00:26:21You gotta at least look the part.
00:26:25Can't you smell that?
00:26:27Smell what?
00:26:28It's the smell of poverty and failure, and won.
00:26:32Apologize.
00:26:35Okay, Misha.
00:26:37Looked like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget.
00:26:40Yeah, this should be easy.
00:26:41Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:26:57Oh no.
00:26:58This ring...
00:27:00It fits perfectly.
00:27:01It's meant to be.
00:27:02I have to have it.
00:27:03I can't let them see me here.
00:27:06I can't let them see me here.
00:27:08Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:11This ring?
00:27:12It's everything.
00:27:13I...
00:27:13I need it.
00:27:15It fits perfectly.
00:27:15It has to be mine.
00:27:16Get it for me now, please.
00:27:17Please, please, please.
00:27:18Are you writing?
00:27:21We can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:25Staring at my nightmare.
00:27:27I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:27:29I want to run.
00:27:31Don't let them win.
00:27:34Spit on them.
00:27:37I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:27:41Dora!
00:27:44I see you're here all alone.
00:27:46I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend
00:27:49if he's not going to buy you anything?
00:27:51Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:27:55For you, everything.
00:27:56What are you doing?
00:28:15Disgusting.
00:28:17Now we'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:28:21I just texted D to spit on them, and she did it.
00:28:26Could she be...
00:28:28No, no.
00:28:29Impossible.
00:28:29D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:32Dora is a walking disaster.
00:28:35If she were D, I would rather die.
00:28:38Everything in the store in her size.
00:28:41Bag it up.
00:28:43Oh, and I want something limited edition.
00:28:46You got that?
00:28:47Oh, sir, this is our one and only piece in the whole world.
00:28:52Going for $300,000?
00:28:55$300,000?
00:28:57We will take it.
00:29:02Look at that.
00:29:04Pretty nice, huh?
00:29:05See that?
00:29:06There you go, Dora.
00:29:07Um, don't you think this is a little much?
00:29:11I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee.
00:29:16Oh, and by the way, all of this, going on your rent tab.
00:29:20That's...
00:29:20Mm-hmm.
00:29:22God, you know what?
00:29:23It must be exhausting acting like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery.
00:29:27You two are just so adorable.
00:29:30Dora, we have places to be.
00:29:36That bitch!
00:29:37Are you done yet?
00:29:41We're going to be late.
00:29:43All right, I'm going to count to three.
00:29:44If you're not out here, we're not going.
00:29:47One, two.
00:29:53Um.
00:29:58She.
00:30:00She's amazing.
00:30:02So, how do I look?
00:30:04Money definitely makes things better.
00:30:07Um.
00:30:09I'll wait outside.
00:30:09Hey.
00:30:15Could you come in for a second?
00:30:23Uh.
00:30:24I need help with my suitcase.
00:30:25Come on.
00:30:26Okay.
00:30:26Okay.
00:30:37Thanks.
00:30:37I'll be outside.
00:30:53I'll be outside.
00:30:55I'll be outside.
00:30:59Get it together.
00:31:01She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:03Not Lovely D.
00:31:04She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:05She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:05She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:06She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:06She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:07She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:07She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:08She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:09She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:09She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:10She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:10She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:11She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:12She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:13She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:14She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:15She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:16She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:17She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:18She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:19She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:20She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:21¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:31:51Yeah, for sure.
00:31:53Did you plan that?
00:31:55Kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments.
00:31:58That.
00:31:58Falling down the stairs and almost killing myself.
00:32:00Did I plan that?
00:32:01A little bit.
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03No.
00:32:03My heel got caught and then I fell.
00:32:06What'd I thought?
00:32:11Voila.
00:32:11Did you buy me these shoes?
00:32:21Don't get me wrong, okay?
00:32:22I just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:29Other foot.
00:32:30Thank you.
00:32:30Seems like something they do in the movies.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:34So Edison Grace is going to be here.
00:32:36I'm going to be fine.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:37Please, please do not look like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak.
00:32:40These people can smell desperation.
00:32:42Starving animal?
00:32:43That's so rude.
00:32:45I'm not going to be like him.
00:32:46Oh my God.
00:32:47That's Edison Grace.
00:32:47Don't stare.
00:32:48Don't stare.
00:32:49Don't stare.
00:32:49Just look anywhere else.
00:32:51Don't look him in the eyes.
00:32:52Okay.
00:32:52So if you guys find out, I mean, my future will be brighter than the headlights on your
00:32:56G-Wagon.
00:32:56That's impossible.
00:32:58I just got new chrome.
00:33:01Will D feel the same as Dora?
00:33:03The need for just one person to believe in her?
00:33:06Chazel!
00:33:07Glad you could make it.
00:33:09Edison, there's someone I want you to meet.
00:33:11This is Dora.
00:33:12She is a writer.
00:33:14Oh.
00:33:15Oh, your hand.
00:33:17Hi.
00:33:17Hi.
00:33:18And she is brilliant.
00:33:20I mean, she's the whole reason I came tonight.
00:33:22Really?
00:33:22You need to read her manuscript.
00:33:24I'm telling you.
00:33:26I cannot believe that Chazel announced an engagement.
00:33:31Look at her.
00:33:33She's so plain.
00:33:34Please, Dora.
00:33:36It's obviously a publicity stunt.
00:33:38You know him.
00:33:39He's probably just trying to make you jealous.
00:33:41Well, it's working.
00:33:43Look at him together.
00:33:44He looks so comfortable.
00:33:46I mean, he even introduced her to Edison.
00:33:49Don't be silly.
00:33:49Everybody knows that Chazel Brady has only ever had eyes for you.
00:33:52He's just trying to get your attention.
00:33:54He's America's quarterback.
00:33:55You're America's sweetheart.
00:33:58This whole fiancé thing is just a cry for you to take him back.
00:34:01Well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys.
00:34:06It's a story just about a small town girl.
00:34:10She actually runs into the...
00:34:12Sorry.
00:34:13I'm getting a little nervous.
00:34:15Well, Dora, I'll tell you what.
00:34:17It's got potential.
00:34:18Really?
00:34:18Yeah.
00:34:18Oh, I think that's...
00:34:20Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys.
00:34:21I've got to take this.
00:34:22Yeah, totally.
00:34:23Bye.
00:34:25Chazel?
00:34:27Long time to see.
00:34:29Aura, I told you I don't like public theatrics.
00:34:32And this must be your new friend.
00:34:36Aura Vance.
00:34:38It's a pleasure.
00:34:38Oh.
00:34:39Don't take it.
00:34:40Oh.
00:34:43Who is this?
00:34:44Please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation.
00:34:47Because I put a no-home-wrecking clause in the contract.
00:34:51Can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots, please?
00:34:55She's just a clean ex.
00:34:57We broke up centuries ago.
00:34:59We'll just play along so we can get rid of her.
00:35:01She'll be gone.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:03I'll help you.
00:35:04But I'm not paying rent this month.
00:35:06Fine.
00:35:06I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway.
00:35:08You're a cheap...
00:35:08Well, Chazel, aren't you going to introduce your new friend?
00:35:12I can do it.
00:35:12I'm Dora.
00:35:13It's nice to meet you.
00:35:14Actually, if you haven't heard the news, I'd be happy to clarify.
00:35:17This is Dora.
00:35:19My fiancée.
00:35:21Oh.
00:35:22Oh.
00:35:25Oh, my God.
00:35:30Chazel's serious this time.
00:35:32Who's that girl?
00:35:34I don't know, but she just bagged the most unobtainable man in the end out.
00:35:40Uh-huh.
00:35:42Chazel.
00:35:43Uh-huh.
00:35:44Always a comedian.
00:35:47Well, regardless, right?
00:35:50Congratulations, fiancée or not.
00:35:52Um, but, Dora, I really meant what I said earlier.
00:35:57Your manuscripts, it has heart.
00:35:59It's got a lot of potential.
00:36:01I would love to sit up and meeting with you.
00:36:03Thank you.
00:36:03Thank you so much, Mr. Graham.
00:36:05Okay, let me see the story that has him so touched.
00:36:07Hold this.
00:36:08Oh, Eddie.
00:36:11Always the sentimental fool.
00:36:14But this?
00:36:15This is pathetic.
00:36:17You know, all weepy heart, zero brains.
00:36:21It'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this.
00:36:25Trash.
00:36:25Trash?
00:36:26No!
00:36:52No!
00:36:53¿Estás malo?
00:36:54¡Preté el papel!
00:36:55¡Como!
00:36:56¡Como!
00:36:57¡Como!
00:36:59¡Gaz!
00:37:01¡Jesús! ¿Qué piensas?
00:37:03¿Vas a pensar que te desvieles?
00:37:04¡Vamos a desvieles por un libro!
00:37:05¡Oh Dios! ¡No me desvieles!
00:37:07¡No, no!
00:37:08¡Y esto es mi vida, ok?
00:37:10¡Esto es mi trabajo!
00:37:12¿Wait, ¿verdad?
00:37:13¿Vale?
00:37:14¿Vale?
00:37:15No te preocupes, no te quiero jugar al doctor.
00:37:17¡No te quiero que te déjame de una pérdida!
00:37:19¡Todo el dolor de mi arco!
00:37:21¡No me cago!
00:37:22¡Can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth!
00:37:28¡Look!
00:37:29¡Your opinion of her story means nothing!
00:37:31¡And you don't get ashamed someone for actually creating something!
00:37:34¿Tienes realmente vas a bajar yourself for a este...
00:37:36...nobody?
00:37:38¿Es ella realmente worth your reputation, Jaisel?
00:37:41¡Los vamos a hacer algo claro, Aura!
00:37:43¡Gracias!
00:37:44¡Lo único que está bajando aquí es tu acta!
00:37:47¡Pack, tu casa es tu vida!
00:37:49It didn't buy you the right to judge people
00:37:51How could you
00:37:55Apologize to her now
00:37:57Let's just calm down
00:38:00Jaisal, alright
00:38:01Or you did go a little too far
00:38:04And that's fine, we just
00:38:04Save it, this is not a boardroom negotiation
00:38:07Either she apologizes to my fiancé
00:38:09Or I walk from your little club permanently
00:38:12What's it gonna be?
00:38:15Can you just apologize?
00:38:19I
00:38:21Apologize
00:38:24There you go
00:38:29I gotta be honest though
00:38:35Dora, she is fine
00:38:36No, she is not
00:38:37I caught like I see it
00:38:39No, Jaisal's just writing that new toy hi
00:38:41Pretty soon he'll come running back to me
00:38:44Where he belongs
00:38:45Seriously?
00:38:56You've been crying since 8pm
00:38:58Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:01She called my life's work
00:39:05Tracked
00:39:06Okay?
00:39:08That's like someone being like
00:39:09Your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro
00:39:12Okay
00:39:14One, they're vaulted
00:39:16Okay
00:39:17Okay
00:39:18Two
00:39:19Okay
00:39:19It's almost midnight
00:39:22Decapitate her in your next draft
00:39:24But please, please, please
00:39:25Just let me sleep
00:39:27How are you so cold?
00:39:32Okay?
00:39:33Why don't men know
00:39:34How to consult
00:39:35A hysterical woman?
00:39:39Just do it like they do
00:39:41In the movies, okay?
00:39:42Be thoughtful
00:39:43And comforting
00:39:44And caring
00:39:45Okay
00:39:46Just be like the freaking leading man
00:39:49Come here
00:39:56Like this
00:40:01Are you feeling better now?
00:40:15Are you feeling better now?
00:40:19Today he jumped in the pool to save me
00:40:21And now he's comforting me?
00:40:24What?
00:40:37Christ, you know
00:40:38You recognize
00:40:39You're tragic
00:40:40Buy a waterproof next time
00:40:43You go to bed
00:40:44What the hell was that?
00:40:56I almost kissed her
00:40:57The walking disaster?
00:40:59My heart never raced like this for Felix
00:41:12Not even once
00:41:13So why is it going crazy now?
00:41:16Oh no
00:41:17Don't tell me I'm actually
00:41:19Falling for him
00:41:20Dee is my soulmate
00:41:23I'm sure of that
00:41:24Dora
00:41:25She's just some
00:41:27Random woman
00:41:28Who happened to be in my house
00:41:29That's it
00:41:30Hey
00:41:35What are you up to?
00:41:44Confession
00:41:44I might be into someone
00:41:46And it's terrifying
00:41:47Good morning
00:41:59Sleeping beauty
00:42:00Your pancakes are gonna get cold
00:42:04Fine
00:42:09I guess I'll eat your bacon
00:42:11I guess I'll eat your bacon
00:42:11Myself
00:42:12Jesus Chasel
00:42:21Oh my god
00:42:24What did you do?
00:42:26An alcoholic Christmas tree
00:42:29You are so drunk
00:42:31And
00:42:32And talented
00:42:34Wait
00:42:54Jesus Chasel
00:42:56Stop
00:42:57You're burning up
00:42:58We need a doctor
00:42:59Now
00:42:59Come on
00:43:00No doctors
00:43:02No press
00:43:03Are
00:43:05Are you serious right now?
00:43:08You're burning up
00:43:09Imagine the tabloids
00:43:11I'm doing two degree fever
00:43:13It takes out
00:43:14Iron Man Chasel
00:43:15No I'd rather die
00:43:17Wow
00:43:19Your damn ego needs an ICU of its own
00:43:23Also what the hell
00:43:25Did you get dumped by someone or something?
00:43:29Fuck
00:43:29You are scarily perceptive
00:43:32And you're not crying
00:43:33Fine
00:43:34Die here
00:43:36I'm not planning your funeral
00:43:38She's kinda cute
00:43:45Every romcom has this scene
00:44:08Girl finds the guy she's crushing on
00:44:11Totally defenseless
00:44:12Passed out in front of her
00:44:13Now comes the million dollar question
00:44:16What's her next move?
00:44:18Since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:44:43It's a European method
00:44:46And it's very accurate
00:44:48Right
00:44:50I'm the Pope
00:44:52Bathroom
00:44:58Now unless
00:44:59You want me to puke on you?
00:45:00Oh
00:45:00Come on
00:45:01Oh
00:45:01Me
00:45:02Okay
00:45:02Oh
00:45:03Here
00:45:04Chasel
00:45:08I brought you a new Christmas sweater
00:45:11That I knitted
00:45:12Chasel
00:45:14Are you home?
00:45:18Oh
00:45:19My god
00:45:20You're so heavy
00:45:21Muscle density sweetheart
00:45:24What?
00:45:25What?
00:45:25You wanna see me naked again?
00:45:28No
00:45:28I just
00:45:29I'm worried
00:45:30What if you fall
00:45:31Or something?
00:45:32I'm not so weak
00:45:33That I need help from a woman
00:45:34To take my pants off
00:45:36Unless that's
00:45:37Unless that's what you're hoping for
00:45:40You're shameless
00:45:43Whoa
00:45:45Damn
00:45:49You really went for that?
00:45:51It was an accident
00:45:52I swear
00:45:52Sure it was
00:45:53It was
00:45:53Oh my god
00:45:55Oh
00:45:56Oh my god
00:46:00Grandma what are you doing here?
00:46:02What am I doing here?
00:46:04After your superhero stunt
00:46:07Even the Pope knows you're engaged
00:46:10Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:46:13You know
00:46:14I thought he hired an actress
00:46:17Like one of those ridiculous vertical short dramas
00:46:21but after seeing all this
00:46:25I'm reassured
00:46:27Oh well actually we aren't
00:46:31Case closed
00:46:33Now you see we are a real happy couple
00:46:37So please leave
00:46:38Your mother and father
00:46:40Saw the pictures of you
00:46:41Rescuing her from the pool
00:46:43They wanna see you
00:46:45So you will bring your
00:46:47Fiance
00:46:48Seven o'clock sharp
00:46:51I can't
00:46:52Okay
00:46:53I'm
00:46:53Sick
00:46:55I have a
00:46:56Really bad fever
00:46:57Oh yeah
00:46:58Men don't get sick
00:46:59They get dramatic
00:47:01Take a pill
00:47:02And stop the theatrics
00:47:05Be there
00:47:06Oh
00:47:09Yes dear
00:47:10Be careful
00:47:12Don't let these men fool you
00:47:14Okay
00:47:15I mean
00:47:16What is a man
00:47:17Legs
00:47:20A cock
00:47:21And words that just
00:47:23Float out of their mouth
00:47:24And disappear once they're said
00:47:26Right
00:47:27You let me know
00:47:28If Chase will bully you
00:47:30Okay
00:47:31Come on grandma
00:47:33Hey
00:47:34Wow
00:47:39Your grandma's so cool
00:47:42Nope
00:47:47Whoa
00:47:48I can't do this
00:47:51Your parents probably used solid gold toothpicks
00:47:54And I'm gonna say something stupid
00:47:55And then they'll have me arrested for poor taste
00:47:57Think of it like
00:47:59Like research
00:48:00My family
00:48:01Makes your villains
00:48:03Look like amateurs
00:48:04Okay but
00:48:07Where's your grandma?
00:48:09I thought she'd be here for this
00:48:11She spends Christmas Eve at home
00:48:13With my grandpa
00:48:15Passed away ten years ago
00:48:17And
00:48:17It's kind of her thing
00:48:18Oh
00:48:19You ready?
00:48:22Okay
00:48:22Go
00:48:23Okay
00:48:24You knock
00:48:25Mom
00:48:37Dad
00:48:38This is
00:48:40Dora
00:48:40So nice to meet you both
00:48:44Dinner's getting cold
00:48:49Washed potatoes are really good
00:49:03Thank you
00:49:04Didn't make this grown up but
00:49:06We saw Aura at the club
00:49:11She looked radiant
00:49:14Such a waste you let that one get away
00:49:18You were a perfect match
00:49:20Mom
00:49:22Dora
00:49:23Is right here
00:49:24Please
00:49:25Show some respect
00:49:26It's okay
00:49:27Respect
00:49:28For what?
00:49:30A girl with no job
00:49:32Who thinks she can latch on to our son
00:49:33And marry into this family?
00:49:36Let me be clear
00:49:38That
00:49:39Will never happen
00:49:40You know what?
00:49:45I
00:49:47Am not surprised
00:49:48This is what you two always do
00:49:50Isn't it?
00:49:51Watch your tone
00:49:52We're stating facts
00:49:54This family has standards
00:49:57Your standard
00:49:58Your standard
00:50:00Is a bank statement
00:50:01You only care about money
00:50:02About status
00:50:04I mean have you ever even once
00:50:06Asked what I want?
00:50:08I can't think of one time
00:50:09Grow up son
00:50:10You're not a person
00:50:12You're a franchise
00:50:13And you're risking everything
00:50:15For this fucking nobody
00:50:17Her name is Dora
00:50:20And I'm not gonna marry Aura
00:50:22Or whoever you want
00:50:23Okay
00:50:23It's my life
00:50:24I'm gonna do with it
00:50:24What I want
00:50:25Got it?
00:50:27Not why you parry my name
00:50:29Maybe I don't want it
00:50:34I'm sorry
00:50:39Let's go
00:50:40Now
00:50:41Okay
00:50:42Okay
00:50:53Okay
00:50:53Chasel
00:50:54Slow down
00:50:54It's not worth getting this angry over
00:50:56No you're right
00:50:56I should not have brought you here to witness this scene
00:50:58Look I just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that
00:51:02They're just worried about you
00:51:04That's all
00:51:05Worried?
00:51:07Is that what you call calculating my net worth since I was 16?
00:51:10I don't
00:51:10Don't you dare defend them
00:51:12Don't you dare defend them
00:51:15I'm not defending them
00:51:16I'm defending you
00:51:17Okay
00:51:18You shouldn't be enemies with your own parents
00:51:20Look you don't get it
00:51:22Okay
00:51:23You never will
00:51:23You just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything
00:51:27You can't script real life
00:51:31Okay fine fine
00:51:32Sorry that I was trying to look out for you
00:51:34I won't do it again
00:51:36You can trust me on that
00:51:37Just let me out
00:51:39Let me out
00:51:40Please stop the car
00:51:41I am I am
00:51:42Now
00:51:42Fine enjoy your walk
00:51:48Oh I will
00:51:49Wait what
00:51:56Aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry
00:52:00This isn't how it's supposed to work
00:52:01Asshole
00:52:03Doris?
00:52:10Damn it
00:52:10Chasel
00:52:11It wasn't her fault
00:52:13She was just trying to help
00:52:14You shouldn't have taken it out on her
00:52:16Dora
00:52:27She's in a damn cocktail dress
00:52:33In the middle of nowhere
00:52:34How are you thinking
00:52:35Dora I am so glad you agreed to me
00:52:48And I'm being totally honest when I said everything I said at the party was true
00:52:53Your writing has soul
00:52:55It's rare
00:52:56Thanks
00:52:58I really needed to hear that tonight
00:53:02And that is why
00:53:04I want to invest in you
00:53:05But not just a book
00:53:07A whole bigger scale
00:53:09A biography
00:53:10A biography
00:53:12About Chasel Brady
00:53:14Now hear me out
00:53:16Okay look
00:53:17I know he's already said no to every single producer in town
00:53:20I get that
00:53:21But you Dora
00:53:22You have the keys
00:53:25This is it
00:53:29The career break I've prayed for
00:53:31But I can't betray Chasel's trust
00:53:34Mr. Gray thank you
00:53:36But if he already said no
00:53:39Then that's the answer
00:53:40I won't go behind his back
00:53:41You know I thought you'd say that
00:53:46And hey I get it
00:53:48I mean most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this
00:53:52But you
00:53:54You're not a gold digger
00:53:55Are you Dora
00:53:57You're the real thing
00:53:58Honestly this might be the worst decision I've ever made
00:54:03Look I know
00:54:06You're concerned
00:54:07And you have every right to be
00:54:09But
00:54:10The offer stands
00:54:12Okay
00:54:12And if you guys ever want to tell this story
00:54:15The right way
00:54:16Call me
00:54:20I will
00:54:25Thanks
00:54:27You're that goddamn Dora
00:54:30Yes
00:54:32What the hell is wrong with you
00:54:40Do you know this woman
00:54:41No idea
00:54:42You cheating skank
00:54:45What was one superstar not enough for you
00:54:47You don't deserve Chasel
00:54:50Get out of his life
00:54:52Enough
00:54:55Dora
00:55:01Call me back okay
00:55:02I was an idiot
00:55:03Just
00:55:04Please
00:55:05Let me know you're safe
00:55:06Okay
00:55:07Look
00:55:16Look
00:55:16I was angry
00:55:18I
00:55:19I
00:55:19I shouldn't have left you there
00:55:20No
00:55:22That's weak
00:55:23It was a bad play
00:55:31I overreacted
00:55:33And
00:55:33Won't happen again
00:55:35Yeah that's better
00:55:36I like that
00:55:37Okay
00:55:45Okay
00:55:45Okay
00:55:46Okay
00:55:46You got this Chasel
00:55:47Thank you
00:55:49Again
00:55:50For everything
00:55:51Yeah
00:55:52Of course
00:55:53And I meant it
00:55:54When I said it
00:55:54You have more spine
00:55:55Than anybody
00:55:56In this town
00:55:57Seriously though
00:55:58If you need anything
00:56:00Anything at all
00:56:01I would love to help
00:56:02I appreciate it
00:56:06Of course
00:56:06And
00:56:08I will get this dry clean
00:56:10Return it to you
00:56:11That you will not do
00:56:12Because
00:56:12It looks way better on you
00:56:14And you're gonna keep it
00:56:14You're gonna keep it
00:56:15It's great
00:56:16It's a little dark
00:56:17I think so
00:56:17Chasel
00:56:20Hi
00:56:25I was calling you
00:56:27Didn't you get my messages
00:56:28My phone died
00:56:29And Edison
00:56:31Actually picked me up
00:56:32And gave me a ride home
00:56:34After a little incident
00:56:37Great
00:56:39Always playing the hero
00:56:41Yeah
00:56:42Appreciate the assist
00:56:44Of course
00:56:45Love to
00:56:46Oh by the way
00:56:47You should keep some
00:56:48Of your fans in check
00:56:49They're getting a little pansy
00:56:50I appreciate the concern
00:56:52But I've got it
00:56:54Oh you do
00:56:55Excuse me
00:56:59Okay
00:57:00Is that yours?
00:57:01Yeah
00:57:01Oh
00:57:01That's nice
00:57:02Wow
00:57:03Alright well
00:57:05On that note
00:57:06My offer still stands
00:57:08Thanks
00:57:09And Dora
00:57:13Just remember
00:57:14Keep that backbone
00:57:17Hey soul
00:57:25What is wrong with you?
00:57:30Keep your distance
00:57:31From Edison Gray
00:57:32Excuse me?
00:57:33He was just helping me
00:57:35Excuse me?
00:57:36He was just helping me
00:57:37News flash
00:57:38You're my fiance now
00:57:39That means
00:57:40No cozying up
00:57:41To guys like Edison Gray
00:57:42Especially not where
00:57:43Cameras can see
00:57:43Cozying up?
00:57:44It's called
00:57:45Basic human decency
00:57:46Or was there
00:57:47A no friends clause
00:57:48In your contract
00:57:49He's not some
00:57:49Innocent fanboy
00:57:50Okay
00:57:51He's a vulture
00:57:51With a trust fund
00:57:53Okay
00:57:53So this is not
00:57:54About the media
00:57:55You're just jealous
00:57:56Oh don't flatter yourself
00:57:57Sweetheart
00:57:57I won't
00:57:59Because a real man
00:58:00Would never
00:58:01Leave his fiance
00:58:02Stranded
00:58:03In the middle
00:58:04Of the street
00:58:04Alone
00:58:05Smells
00:58:15Apologize
00:58:17Apologize
00:58:18With step one
00:58:19You went straight
00:58:20To being a possessive
00:58:21Fucking asshole
00:58:22Shit
00:58:31Oh by the way
00:58:37You should keep some
00:58:37Of your fans in check
00:58:38They're getting a little
00:58:40Pansy
00:58:40He wasn't wrong
00:58:42I made her a target
00:58:44Then left her out there
00:58:45And instead of apologizing
00:58:47I acted like she betrayed me
00:58:49A hypothetical question
00:58:55If a guy messes up badly
00:58:57With a girl
00:58:58What's the best way
00:58:59To make it right?
00:59:00How do you
00:59:10Pursue someone
00:59:12You've hurt?
00:59:16He's into someone?
00:59:18Since when?
00:59:20Start with a real apology
00:59:21No excuses
00:59:22Then show you listen
00:59:24A thoughtful gift
00:59:25A real date
00:59:26Actions
00:59:27Not just words
00:59:28Thanks
00:59:32Good advice
00:59:33Dora are you awake?
00:59:41Dora are you awake?
00:59:46No
00:59:47And go away
00:59:49I'm officially boycotting you
00:59:52Look
00:59:53I get it
00:59:54You have every right
00:59:55To be pissed
00:59:56I'm sorry
00:59:57Okay
00:59:58I was a jackass
00:59:59Leaving you out there
01:00:01Was
01:00:01It was unforgivable
01:00:05And I just saw the news
01:00:07The wine thing
01:00:09I didn't know
01:00:11Look you were right
01:00:16I don't own you
01:00:18And this fake
01:00:19Engagement thing
01:00:20Doesn't give me the right
01:00:21To act like I do
01:00:22Chasel is
01:00:26Apologizing
01:00:28Good night
01:00:29Oh and
01:00:31I got you
01:00:34An early Christmas present
01:00:35So
01:00:35I'll just leave it
01:00:37At the door
01:00:38Chasel bought me
01:01:00A gift
01:01:01I'll just leave it
01:01:02At the door
01:01:04Like I don'tMO
01:01:05I need it
01:01:06Подержiti
01:01:06Alright
01:01:07Thank you
01:01:08Really
01:01:09com
01:01:09L
01:01:24a
01:01:25a
01:01:26an
01:01:27O
01:01:28Hopefully
01:01:28ho
01:01:29H
01:01:29¡Gracias!
01:01:59...¡Que's exactly what I told C to do¡
01:02:10Fine, you're forgiven.
01:02:12...iji ya sup Quite'
01:02:13and I guess my schedule is¡¡Clever y para mañana!!
01:02:19Yourじ такой humor humbles me, Your Highness.
01:02:21I'll try to be worthy.
01:02:29¿Qué?
01:02:36Para cualquier persona que viene de mi fiancé, la próxima foto que te verá será un lato.
01:02:42Nosotros estamos felices.
01:02:44Nosotros nosotras.
01:02:46Feliz Navidad.
01:02:55¿Es esto real?
01:02:57¿O es solo parte de la acta?
01:02:59¿Es él realmente falleciendo por mí?
01:03:06¿Chasel?
01:03:07¿Coming?
01:03:09¿Dónde te olvidaste de tus puestos?
01:03:13Good morning.
01:03:15We need to talk.
01:03:17¿Por qué no te gustan de ver me?
01:03:24Oh, gosh.
01:03:26Chasel debe estar sufriendo en esta...
01:03:28...suebox.
01:03:29I can smell the regret.
01:03:33Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:03:37Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me.
01:03:40Now, did you need something or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:03:44Don't act like Chasel cooks for you.
01:03:46I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen.
01:03:49And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that.
01:03:52Like a little country mouse on an ounce of womanliness.
01:03:56Oh, what exactly is womanliness?
01:04:00This.
01:04:02Head to toe couture.
01:04:05Chanel on my body.
01:04:07Hermes on my arm.
01:04:08Well, he's not here, so if the atmosphere is too common, the door is right there.
01:04:15I know that he's not here.
01:04:17I came for you.
01:04:19I came for you.
01:04:22How much?
01:04:24To walk away from him.
01:04:26God, the villainous offer scene.
01:04:28I've written this a million times.
01:04:31Time to improvise.
01:04:34Ten million cash.
01:04:36And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:04:39Ten million.
01:04:42Oh.
01:04:43That's not written in the story.
01:04:47Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:04:49You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:04:52Ten million?
01:04:53That's my going rate.
01:04:56Twenty?
01:04:56Yeah, twenty.
01:04:58Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:05:01Twenty million?
01:05:02What are you two, robbers?
01:05:03Can't pay?
01:05:05Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot, then.
01:05:07I mean, you won't pay twenty for me?
01:05:09I mean, it's a love story.
01:05:11Oh, oh, oh, but she can afford it.
01:05:14This little country mouse?
01:05:16She's not buying me.
01:05:17She actually owns me.
01:05:19Now, if you don't mind, we have a date.
01:05:21So, you need to go.
01:05:22No, I...
01:05:23Oh, bye-bye.
01:05:25I hope never to see you again.
01:05:26Sick sweater, am I right?
01:05:31They're pretty sick.
01:05:32That made you look pretty good.
01:05:32I know.
01:05:34Chasel, we need to talk.
01:05:38I love you!
01:05:41All right, come on.
01:05:42Thank you.
01:05:43Now they got a kiss to the hour.
01:05:44What movie are we seeing?
01:05:46Uh, it's a new one.
01:05:47You can tell me in the car!
01:05:47Pebble, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:05:48You think you're going on a date?
01:05:51Not while I'm here.
01:05:56You think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:05:58Maybe, but let them.
01:06:00Yeah, I don't care.
01:06:05I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:06:06Follow that car and I will triple your rate.
01:06:09My boyfriend's in there.
01:06:10Since when am I your driver?
01:06:11And since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:06:14Since forever.
01:06:14Just drive.
01:06:17Extra butter.
01:06:18The only way to watch a movie.
01:06:19Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stars, right?
01:06:25Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:06:27First of all, mind your own business.
01:06:30And second of all, what's up with you?
01:06:31Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country mouse.
01:06:34No, be honest.
01:06:35Or it has more talent than you.
01:06:36I'm just, I'm just saying.
01:06:37Oh, they're gone.
01:06:41So, when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:06:46I heard girls like this movie.
01:06:48And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:06:51Excuse me.
01:06:52What the fuck are you doing?
01:06:56Oh, my God.
01:06:56What are the odds?
01:06:57I love this director.
01:06:59So, I ran into war outside.
01:07:01She insisted that we see this film.
01:07:04Yeah.
01:07:05Oh, my God.
01:07:08I just saw a rat.
01:07:09Chasel, you would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:07:11Get off.
01:07:13You weren't invited.
01:07:14Do where I was.
01:07:15Don't look at me, troublemaker.
01:07:18Shh.
01:07:19You know, Dora, this is too loud.
01:07:21We can always go back to my building.
01:07:23There's a private screening room.
01:07:25Or my place.
01:07:26It could be really good for your writing, you know?
01:07:28Can you not touch another maid's fiance?
01:07:30I'm sorry.
01:07:31I'm trying to help her with her career, something she actually needs.
01:07:33Hey, you guys need a fit for your little play?
01:07:36This is a movie theater on our swingers' park.
01:07:38Thank you.
01:07:38I'm sorry.
01:07:41Oh, my God.
01:07:42You're Chasel Brady.
01:07:44And you're the fiance.
01:07:48No.
01:07:48No way.
01:07:49Oh, my God.
01:07:50That's a huge fan.
01:07:52Oh, thank you, thank you.
01:07:53You guys have fun.
01:07:54Let me go get some air.
01:07:55You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:08:05You should really consider taking him up on his offer.
01:08:08Because you don't belong anywhere near Chasel's world.
01:08:13And you do?
01:08:15Of course I do.
01:08:16His parents love me.
01:08:17They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:08:22But you wouldn't understand that.
01:08:24Because you're just a gold digger whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died.
01:08:33Say whatever you want about me.
01:08:35Don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:08:38Oh, is someone missing Mommy and Daddy?
01:08:40What the hell are you doing?
01:08:49She attacked me.
01:08:51I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy.
01:08:53Oh, you liar.
01:08:54I mean, I remind everybody there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak.
01:08:58So we need to go now.
01:09:00Addison, take Dora out back.
01:09:02I'll handle this.
01:09:10Knock it off, Aura.
01:09:14Don't be like that, JC.
01:09:17Think clearly.
01:09:19Our business.
01:09:21A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:09:26I'm the best option for you.
01:09:29I mean, don't you remember how good we were together?
01:09:36Are you okay?
01:09:38Okay, look, for what it's worth, I believe you.
01:09:41I do.
01:09:42I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:09:43Why do you believe me over her?
01:09:45Aren't you two friends?
01:09:46Because I've known Aura for years and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:09:49Okay, well, clearly Chase Hill doesn't see it.
01:09:51Okay, hold on, hold on.
01:09:52You never know what that was, okay?
01:09:54You could have been getting me out of the line of fire, okay?
01:09:56Just don't assume.
01:09:57When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:10:01You're right.
01:10:02Yeah.
01:10:03I'm gonna go see you now.
01:10:05Oh, no.
01:10:08Hey, boy.
01:10:14Dora.
01:10:23We're done, Aura.
01:10:25Stay away from both of us.
01:10:26Don't touch me.
01:10:31Aura, this isn't what you think.
01:10:32Oh, isn't it?
01:10:34Since you're still clearly hung up on her, let's just throw this whole contract thing away.
01:10:38I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:10:41When I get the money, please let me buy that house.
01:10:45That's all I'm asking.
01:10:46Hey, look, the contract, after everything, you think any of this, defending you, jumping in a pool, is because of some sort of paper?
01:10:54Is that really what you believe?
01:10:55I don't know what to believe anymore, Chase Hill.
01:10:57But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:11:01A relationship for three?
01:11:02No thanks.
01:11:04It's time I walk away.
01:11:14I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:11:16Fake fiance?
01:11:20Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:11:27Dora, wait, it wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:11:31Please just let me explain.
01:11:33Explain what?
01:11:34It's Christmas Eve.
01:11:37I thought I'd drop by.
01:11:39It is a family time, you know?
01:11:41I'll be staying over.
01:11:44What's wrong?
01:11:45You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:11:48Unless, unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:11:53No!
01:11:56We're so very much in love.
01:11:59Chasel, Dora, you better be telling the truth.
01:12:04Really?
01:12:07What?
01:12:07I hope so.
01:12:09You're so cute, Grandma.
01:12:10We love you.
01:12:11You know I love you.
01:12:20Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:12:24Oh, it looks like you were holding her.
01:12:27Like you still have feelings for her.
01:12:28I don't want to see you.
01:12:30I was getting her off me, and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:12:34You expect me to believe that.
01:12:37Yeah, okay.
01:12:37Please, I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:12:40I don't know.
01:12:40Hey!
01:12:42I don't want to hear it.
01:12:43That was the last time.
01:12:45I don't want to hear it.
01:12:47Okay?
01:12:47That was the last time.
01:12:49Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:12:54Are you serious?
01:12:55After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:13:00I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:13:02It's not about that.
01:13:03Understand what?
01:13:05What is it about?
01:13:09Understand.
01:13:10Stop.
01:13:12Understand that the only one I love
01:13:14is you.
01:13:25You what?
01:13:27I said, I love you.
01:13:30And I mean it.
01:13:32I think...
01:13:34I think I started falling for you a long time ago.
01:13:36And...
01:13:39Way before I ever notice you.
01:13:42¿Quién estás mirando?
01:14:12¿Quién estás mirando?
01:14:21¿Muy a Christmas, Dora?
01:14:23¿Muy a Christmas, Jason?
01:14:27¿All right, get up.
01:14:29We're going out.
01:14:31¿Where are we going?
01:14:32Christmas shopping.
01:14:34I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:14:38Last minute.
01:14:40I know.
01:14:40All right, five more minutes and we'll go.
01:14:43Okay.
01:14:44So comfy.
01:14:45I know.
01:14:48Okay.
01:14:50How about this one?
01:14:52It's perfect.
01:14:54Yeah.
01:14:55Really?
01:14:55Yeah.
01:14:57We'll take it.
01:14:57Okay.
01:15:00I'll go take.
01:15:03Oh my God.
01:15:05You're Chazel Brady.
01:15:06That's Dora.
01:15:07I saw your post on Instagram and it was so romantic.
01:15:11You two are perfect together.
01:15:14Thanks.
01:15:14Yeah.
01:15:15Yeah.
01:15:34I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:15:36I'm going to be here today.
01:15:44Is everything okay?
01:15:47Grandma, just calm down, okay?
01:15:49We can explain.
01:15:51We'll be there in 10 minutes.
01:15:53Is everything okay?
01:15:55We have to go.
01:15:56Like now.
01:15:57Okay.
01:16:04Okay, Chazel, what's wrong?
01:16:05You're making me nervous.
01:16:07Our fight at the cinema?
01:16:09Someone recorded it.
01:16:10The entire thing.
01:16:11What?
01:16:13It's everywhere, Dora.
01:16:14Online.
01:16:15Everyone thinks we're a fake couple.
01:16:21Dad?
01:16:21What the hell was that, Chazel?
01:16:23Are you lying about this engagement?
01:16:24My phone is blowing up.
01:16:25The sponsors are saying you're a liar.
01:16:26They're correcting you to pull out.
01:16:27I will handle the sponsors.
01:16:29You better.
01:16:31But Dora is my fiance.
01:16:33And that won't change.
01:16:37Chazel, this is all my fault.
01:16:39If I hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and Ora,
01:16:41if I hadn't just started this fight to begin with,
01:16:44there would be nothing to record.
01:16:46Hey, hey, stop that.
01:16:46Okay, this is not your fault.
01:16:49And believe me, I'll handle everything.
01:16:50I just need to go to the stadium,
01:16:53deal with the press, the team.
01:16:55Hey, can you just talk to Grandma,
01:16:57explain what's happening?
01:16:58Of course.
01:17:01We're going to get through this.
01:17:03I promise.
01:17:05No matter what, I'm with you.
01:17:07I'm telling you, Chazel, it's the only way.
01:17:16You released a statement saying you've broken up with Dora
01:17:19and she was too emotional to say things she didn't mean.
01:17:23It's clean.
01:17:25Are you telling me to be a coward,
01:17:28lie to the entire world,
01:17:29and blame everything on the woman I love?
01:17:31All right, then what's your play?
01:17:33The sponsors are ready to walk.
01:17:36The best play would be to marry me.
01:17:41What?
01:17:43You.
01:17:44I knew it.
01:17:45You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:17:47I'm just trying to help the truth find the light.
01:17:50Oh, seriously?
01:17:51So this is what all the fuss is about?
01:17:56I'm sorry, Grandma Brady.
01:17:59This is all my fault.
01:18:01Nonsense.
01:18:02This is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend
01:18:06and a man that doesn't know how to use his words.
01:18:11Listen, I've known my grandson his entire life,
01:18:16and he has never, not even once,
01:18:20let another woman stay overnight in his home.
01:18:24The fact that you're here now
01:18:26shows that he is madly in love with you.
01:18:31But his parents...
01:18:32Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy.
01:18:36I'll take care of them.
01:18:39Chasel is head over heels in love with you.
01:18:47Face it, Chasel.
01:18:49I'm your only option.
01:18:51You think you can corner me into marrying you?
01:18:54There's one thing you should learn about me.
01:18:57I don't respond to threats.
01:18:59Because I told you we're done.
01:19:03The only woman I love
01:19:04and that I will marry
01:19:05is Dora.
01:19:08And as for what you did,
01:19:11my lawyer will be in touch.
01:19:17Un-fucking-believable.
01:19:20Dora!
01:19:22I'm home.
01:19:24We need to talk.
01:19:25She's gone, Chasel.
01:19:28What do you mean she's gone?
01:19:29Where did she go?
01:19:31Gone.
01:19:32Gone, gone?
01:19:38I don't understand.
01:19:40Why leave when you clearly love each other?
01:19:43Don't you trust Chasel?
01:19:46Oh, yes.
01:19:47I trust him.
01:19:50And that's exactly why I can't stay
01:19:53and become his weakness.
01:19:54But don't worry.
01:19:58In my story, I'm the protagonist.
01:20:00And I need to write my next chapter.
01:20:02You know my fans are waiting.
01:20:05Come here.
01:20:07I'm a fool.
01:20:07You made the right choice
01:20:10in investing in Chasel Brady.
01:20:12All right.
01:20:16Oh!
01:20:18I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
01:20:21And by yourself.
01:20:22You seem to forget I'm the best player
01:20:24in football history.
01:20:25They still count on me to win
01:20:26after Christmas break, okay?
01:20:28All right.
01:20:30Crisis averted.
01:20:30What's your next move?
01:20:34Go see about a girl.
01:20:41Dora.
01:20:43This.
01:20:44This.
01:20:45I cannot believe in a million years
01:20:47that you actually wrote your story.
01:20:50It's amazing.
01:20:51Thanks.
01:20:53First time for everything, I guess.
01:20:54I think this all just
01:20:57taught me to finally be honest with myself.
01:20:59You know what?
01:21:02I changed my mind.
01:21:04I did.
01:21:05I changed my mind.
01:21:05I want to invest in this story.
01:21:08Screw Chasel's autobiography.
01:21:10Dora, do you realize
01:21:10that once people read this,
01:21:13no one's going to care
01:21:14about that video anyway?
01:21:16Okay.
01:21:17Well, let me just publish
01:21:19a few chapters first.
01:21:21My fans have been waiting forever.
01:21:23Oh, I'm sure.
01:21:25Okay.
01:21:27Yes.
01:21:28There it is.
01:21:29Wow.
01:21:29Good job.
01:21:32Thanks.
01:21:33I hope they like it.
01:21:34They're going to love it.
01:21:39I messed up.
01:21:44I know the whole world saw us fighting,
01:21:46but I swear,
01:21:47our relationship is real.
01:21:49Dora's my fiance,
01:21:51the only woman I love.
01:21:52Dora, if you see this,
01:21:54I'm sorry.
01:21:55God.
01:21:56Dora is me and Dora,
01:22:03if that means...
01:22:04Dora is D?
01:22:07Dora is D?
01:22:07Dora is D?
01:22:08Dora is D.
01:22:09Dora is Dora is Dora.
01:22:21I'm sorry.
01:22:22Okay, so how did you...
01:22:23Okay, so how did you...
01:22:27You just told me yourself.
01:22:34You know, I love the new story, by the way.
01:22:38Our story.
01:22:43So you're...
01:22:46C.
01:22:50Thank you for your advice before.
01:22:52It definitely helped.
01:22:54But this time, I think I'm going to do things my way.
01:23:06Dora Swift, I have fallen for you irrevocably, completely.
01:23:15Will you marry me?
01:23:20Is that a yes?
01:23:21Yes.
01:23:22Oh my God.
01:23:23Oh.
01:23:26Vyka.
01:23:28Come here.
01:23:31You are the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:35I mean that.
01:23:36I mean that.
01:23:38I love you.
01:23:39Why I love you.
01:23:39I love you.
01:23:41Nome.
01:23:43I love you.
01:23:45Well, it just比s guys when you are the best.
01:23:47You guys are the best.
01:23:48You guys are the best.
01:23:49I love you.
01:23:49I love you.
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