Jet Lag The Game - Season 15 Episode 01- All-Star(t)
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00:00We're back in Charlottesville grades and we've brought back every jet lag winner to play tag
00:06across Europe once again. But that bell means a 6 a.m. Toby and I, we're the winners. We've got to
00:11go, go, go. Bye, guys. Bye. All right, Brian. All right, all right, Michelle. All right, Toby,
00:18we're going to Jersey. I only vaguely remember the direction. All right, so here's what's going
00:25on. We're in the small town of Charlottesville-Mézier, France, because it's the approximate
00:30midpoint between our three end locations. Based on random selection, Toby and I are trying to get
00:35here to the British island of Jersey. Ben and Brian are trying to get here to the German island of
00:39Barcum. And Adam and Michelle are trying to get here to Zermatt, Switzerland. Right now, Toby and
00:44I are the runners, which means we're going to try to make progress towards our end location. We can
00:49spend coins to take forms of transit, but to earn more coins, we'll need to do challenges. If we
00:54make it all the way to our end location, we win the game immediately. The trouble is the other
00:59teams are the chasers, who will have a tracker on us at all times and will work tirelessly to hunt
01:04us down and tag us. Unlike in our prior seasons, there are now two teams of chasers. They can work
01:10together or not, but whichever one tags the runners first will get to become the new runners and will
01:16start making progress towards their location. If no player reaches their end location in the next 72
01:21hours, then the winner will be determined by whoever's end location is closest to the current
01:26runners at the end of the game, which you can see in these win areas here. Anyway, enough talk. As the
01:31first runners, Toby and I have got a 45-minute head start. And if we want to make the first train out
01:35of here, we've got to move. Here they go. They are hustling. Brian, I'm pretty sure there is a train to
01:46to Champagne-Ardenne at 6.08. 608. Which they could make. Yeah. They're certainly trying to. If they
01:57hustle. Yeah. We know this is theoretically possible, but we need to be quick. We're going to get down to
02:03Champagne-Ardenne. We need to get on the high-speed line. It's all right. We can make it. So as a first
02:11step, we could wait a few minutes to see if Sam and Toby take the 6.08 train. Yeah. They should
02:16be, uh, running right now trying to make the 6.08. I think they can make it, though. We're not that
02:21far. We're not that far, but you do have to move. It's time to lock in, Toby. We're almost there.
02:29I feel like that is probably the train. Champagne-Ardenne-Juvée. Platform one.
02:36We've made it.
02:39Nice job.
02:45All right. We're off. Down to Champagne-Ardenne.
02:54So, Adam and Michelle. There's a kind of interesting thing in this game where, like,
02:59we can work together to trap Sam and Toby in. Right. A pincer movement. We could do that.
03:05But the thing is, it's only the team that actually tags them that gets to go next.
03:09So it's like, we want to work with them for a while, and then we want to betray them.
03:13Let's see if they're open to a little collaboration at the start of the game here.
03:19So, I mean, it's pretty simple from our perspective. There's a train at 7.04 to Riem where we would
03:25transfer and go to Paris. And that's not so far behind this.
03:29No. It's not so bad. We would get there like a half hour behind.
03:32Whoa!
03:33What are you, how are you guys feeling? Are you guys feeling in a collaborative mood?
03:38Oh, my God. Are you flirting with us, guys?
03:42Here's what I'll tell you, Ben. I believe that it's unavoidable that we will have the same opening.
03:48I think we will probably be on the same train out of here.
03:51But once we get to Paris, it's anybody's freaking game.
03:54I think that's fair enough. I think that's fair enough.
03:56Uh, well, folks, I have an update. They've made the 6.08 train.
04:01That's impressive.
04:01That is impressive. They had to hustle.
04:04They had to move for that one.
04:05This is, this does not bode well, sort of, for the entire game.
04:09No.
04:10I didn't think they would be going quite this hard.
04:12Okay. Well, this is good.
04:14Man, we could have had such a nice, relaxing start if we were the, if we were the chasers.
04:19If we were the chasers.
04:20Well, let's go into research mode.
04:22Yeah.
04:22Is there any option other than the clear one, which is just to follow them to Rio?
04:27No, I think, I mean, and I think that almost certainly they're just be lining it to Paris, right?
04:32Yeah.
04:33All right. Well, off to Paris, then.
04:35Do you just hit Buckseeds, then, from here?
04:38Yeah.
04:40Although, I actually think that the train from Ron to Paris is sold out.
04:47Uh-oh.
04:48Our train is sold out?
04:50Is their train sold out, though?
04:52Is their train sold out? I don't know.
04:54Because if their train isn't sold out, then we're in huge trouble.
04:57Yeah.
05:00The train we wanted to take, it might be sold out.
05:04How do you know this?
05:06So, I pulled it up to potentially buy it.
05:09It now shows not available to buy.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Uh, okay.
05:14This is not good.
05:16I don't, I don't like this, Toby.
05:17We want to get on the 815, which seems to be sold out.
05:21Well, I'm seeing if that's the case.
05:23Fully booked.
05:26Brian, get a ticket on this train.
05:29Okay.
05:30Michelle, we need to get a ticket on the 845 right now.
05:33If you can get it before Adam and Michelle, it wouldn't hurt.
05:37What will you do for me?
05:38Because I'm going to be slow.
05:39Bad request.
05:40What is happening?
05:41Why is this not working?
05:43Check out.
05:44Oh, f*** this.
05:46Ugh!
05:48Thankfully, we're both dealing with the same loading screen.
05:51Come on.
05:51Come on.
05:52Come on, baby.
05:54Errors occurred.
05:55Wait, wait, wait.
05:57I feel lost already.
05:58Look, I can't even log in.
05:59My hands are so...
06:00Oh, no, I got it.
06:01I got it.
06:01You got it?
06:02I got ours.
06:02I got ours.
06:03I have our tickets.
06:05Sugar.
06:06Hold on.
06:06I'm doing it on the other website.
06:07Oh, my God.
06:08Bless you, Adam.
06:09All right.
06:10We, at a minimum, Michelle and I will be in Paris.
06:13Oh, f***.
06:14An hour behind them.
06:15We'll see about you guys.
06:17All right, everybody.
06:18It is 645.
06:19Ryan, what's your birthday?
06:20No, hold on.
06:21Hold on.
06:21Hold on.
06:23We're still trying to...
06:23We are free.
06:24It's time to go.
06:26How's it going, fellas?
06:27We're gonna get it.
06:35We'll find a way.
06:37I'm looking at options now.
06:39We don't need to go to Paris.
06:41In fact, that's perfectly fine.
06:43Yeah.
06:44And actually, it's just gone 645, so you know what that means.
06:49Oh, they're free to go.
06:51Release the hounds.
06:52There's more hounds this season.
06:54There's just four hounds coming for us.
06:58Stressful.
06:58Hopefully, they're just small chihuahuas.
07:01They're nothing threatening.
07:03This f***ing website f***ing sun.
07:05How's it going, boys?
07:06Great.
07:07I think we just figured out a way to get you.
07:11I hate websites.
07:14There should be no websites.
07:18Websites should not exist.
07:19Well, folks, welcome to Charleville-Messier Station.
07:24Are you ready to go to Rome?
07:26Uh, not quite.
07:28Let's try, Michelle.
07:30All right, Michelle.
07:30We have a track number.
07:32We should go ahead.
07:34They, I guess...
07:35How's it going over here, guys?
07:36Oh, wait.
07:37F***.
07:37How do we...
07:38Who designed the S?
07:40Let's go to track for him, shall we?
07:42No, it's not going to let us do a connection.
07:44It's not sophisticated enough.
07:46So do we...
07:47We don't need to book...
07:48No, we can...
07:49To get onto this one.
07:50No, yeah, we can get on this train.
07:51Once we get to Ra, we don't have another ticket,
07:54and we've got to ask when we get there.
07:56Otherwise, we're stuck.
08:00Oh, this is not our finest start.
08:03Here's our train.
08:05Hey.
08:07Choo-choo.
08:08Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
08:10So our objective on this train is to continue trying to get 18 a.m.
08:15Sam and Toby, we're coming for you, kind of.
08:23Mostly.
08:24Mostly.
08:25Coming in your general direction, at least.
08:27Okay.
08:28Here's the situation, camera.
08:30Toby and I, we had some perfect plans coming together.
08:35There was a perfectly timed train from Champagne-Ardon to Paris Charles de Gaulle.
08:41The train appears to be sold out.
08:43It's the same situation with our other high-speed train to Paris,
08:46which is from Haas, the downtown station, which is nearby Champagne-Ardon.
08:50I think we need to formulate a plan of what to do if that high-speed train is not available,
08:55which I really don't like, because that means that they might catch up to us east of Paris.
09:01It's worth taking a moment to go over some of the basic tag strategy.
09:05With Jersey as our endpoint, we're mostly working with the French Rail Network.
09:09Its high-speed trains are great, but they basically all run through Paris,
09:12which functionally makes it a big choke point.
09:15While there certainly are slower speed routes west that go around Paris,
09:19the challenge is that these almost certainly allow the chasers to get in front of us,
09:23and it's a lot easier to make the catch when you're between the runner and their endpoints,
09:27since they'll move towards you.
09:28So we'd really like to get past Paris as quickly as possible,
09:31and then slow down to do challenges and make evasive maneuvers.
09:34But with the only trains in the window before they'll catch up to us sold out,
09:38we're not sure that's going to be possible.
09:40But maybe we just string together low-speed trains and just kind of, you know,
09:46kind of incremental progress kind of deal.
09:48Yeah.
09:49I don't know.
09:50I mean, we don't have another option, seemingly.
09:52Here's the thing, Toby, is yesterday was a holiday.
09:55Today's Tuesday.
09:55Yesterday was Monday, but it's a holiday.
09:57So this is the morning commute hours after a holiday weekend going into Paris.
10:04I'm not surprised the trains are full.
10:08But that puts us in a really tricky situation.
10:11Yeah.
10:13But it's all we can do.
10:16Is it working?
10:19Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
10:21It's going to make you do a confirmation thing.
10:24Oh, Adela says this.
10:25Wait, wait.
10:28We have booked a ticket on the 815 to Paris.
10:30We're being buried.
10:31Edmund and Brian have no idea.
10:34Got it.
10:36815?
10:37Let's f***ing go, Brian.
10:38Let's go.
10:39Yeah, got two of them.
10:40Brian, you're brilliant.
10:43We did manage to get tickets on the 815.
10:45Well, I have news for you guys, which is that we also have gotten tickets on the 815.
10:47Yeah, we know.
10:48I know that you guys thought you were being very sneaky, but you are sitting right next to us.
10:52Yeah, that is in many ways, Joe.
10:53Can we get to spend more time together?
10:55Yay!
10:56All right.
10:58Well, folks, Sam and Toby should just now be arriving in Rome.
11:05Oh, there they are.
11:06All right, Toby, where are we?
11:15I can't say it.
11:16You can say it.
11:16For fear of being in trouble.
11:18See the town, Toby.
11:19I said, is it illegal to call it reams?
11:22It's us.
11:24All right.
11:25Quickly.
11:26Let's see if we can go on that high-speed train.
11:28Give me a ticket machine, ticket machine, ticket machine.
11:30Okay.
11:31I can take it.
11:32It is available.
11:34Do we take that?
11:35We take that.
11:36Okay, if it's available.
11:37That surprises us.
11:40It's almost too good to be true, so we might as well take it.
11:43We'll have enough time to...
11:44We'll have 45 minutes.
11:45So much premature discussion going on.
11:58All right.
11:59Well...
12:00Never mind.
12:01I guess we're going to take it the long way to Jersey.
12:04No, we actually already cooked up something, so let's see what we've got.
12:09This is the departure board.
12:11There's options going back up.
12:12We don't want that.
12:13There's options going places that are totally other way.
12:15We don't want that.
12:16But there's an option going a little bit around Paris, like, in the right direction.
12:23It's going west.
12:24It's just slow.
12:25I mean, the problem with this route is we know they're going to be able to get physically in front of us
12:29because they have access...
12:31You know, they're going to be able to take a later high-speed train.
12:33So we'll be safe for a little while, but we've got to figure out something clever for later.
12:38That's the train we want to go on.
12:42There's no room for us.
12:44I mean, annoyingly, there does look like there's a lot of room.
12:48There's not a soul on there, but there's also no room for us.
12:51Anyways, let's go to Leon.
12:55I'm realizing it takes longer to say this this season.
12:58This will definitely confuse Ben and Brian and Michelle and Adam.
13:05Is that everyone?
13:06I think that's all.
13:07Yeah, okay.
13:08Let's see if one of them can figure out what we're doing.
13:18We're going.
13:19Not as fast as we expected to, but we're going.
13:21Yeah.
13:22It's at about this moment that Adam's going to go.
13:34Uh-oh.
13:41Guys, I think that they left going...
13:45Yep.
13:47Going north from Rome.
13:49Where are they going?
13:49Let's figure out what train they're on.
13:51Well, look, folks.
13:52They got our asses almost immediately.
13:55They're on the 719 to...
13:57Leon.
13:58Leon.
13:59When is the next train going wherever the f**k it is that they're going?
14:02Leon.
14:05Well, I think I figured out why they did what they did.
14:10There's not another train there for four hours.
14:14Do you think they're just trying to, like...
14:15I don't know what they're trying to do, but we need to figure out how to get there.
14:18So the question is, where are they going after Leon?
14:21Yeah.
14:22I mean, they might just be camping there for a while to, like, do challenges.
14:25Do you think they're just...
14:27Dude, I don't know.
14:35Okay, Toby.
14:36Let's figure out our next move once we get to Leon.
14:38Well, what I like about where we're going is that when I check the arrivals board there
14:45from other places, there is none that allows them to trace directly on this path.
14:51I feel like for them to get us at Leon, they need to be coming from Paris, which they could do.
14:58They could go all the way through to Paris and then come up to get us.
15:02I think that's maybe the most likely.
15:05Yeah, I think at least one team is going to do that.
15:08So then should we go to Paris?
15:09I think at least one team should definitely go to Paris.
15:12The question is if multiple teams should go to Paris or if one team has a route where you can chain some weird s*** together.
15:19That's not going to work, that's not going to work, that's not going to work, there's got to be a way that we can get there faster than this.
15:27I think there may not be.
15:31I think that may be the whole point.
15:41I mean, here's another stupid question.
15:47Like, how far could you get on a bike and then try to take a taxi?
15:52These seem to be local.
15:54So yeah, these are probably, you probably can take these out to the middle of the French countryside.
16:00Where do these buses go?
16:01It's a great question.
16:03They seem like very, very local.
16:05I don't think they go anywhere useful, but let's look into it.
16:07All right, well let's get out of the station and I guess play some charades.
16:27Excited to be here.
16:27We're going to do so many challenges.
16:30It's not funny.
16:30All right, it's finally time for some challenges.
16:34In this game, when you're the runner, you have to pay for your transit using coins.
16:38One minute of low-speed rail is 10 coins, one minute of high-speed rail is 25 coins, and so on.
16:43You start with 2,000 coins, but if you want more, you have to pull a challenge from the challenge deck.
16:50If you complete it, you get the reward.
16:51But if you fail or cannot complete the challenge, you enter a veto period and cannot take any form of transit for 30 minutes.
17:00Toby and I actually already pulled a challenge back in Raz, but to avoid the risk of a veto trapping us in Raz, we decided to wait until we got here to attempt it.
17:08And just by the way, challenges are the reason why the chasers are so stressed out about how hard it is to reach us.
17:14We've got quite a lot of time to do challenges and rack up coins before we start to be at risk of getting caught.
17:20Hey, Sam.
17:21Yeah.
17:22Do you think the others should go shopping there?
17:24I think they might want to take a stop by this trophy shop for us.
17:27I mean, it'd be a little insulting if they hadn't got it already, because I don't know what else they would think would happen this season, but...
17:33All right, Toby.
17:35I suppose it's time.
17:37For some charades?
17:39Yes.
17:42Impersonate your foes.
17:43Using charades, get your partner to guess all four opponents in a particular order.
17:47You have as long as you want to plan, but only one minute to do the charades.
17:52If your partner guesses wrong at any point, this card is automatically vetoed.
17:56I'm happy to act it out.
17:57It feels like something a guest should do.
17:59Okay.
18:00I will need to let the audience know the order.
18:02I can just go over here, and you can tell the audience.
18:04Are you going away?
18:04Okay.
18:05So I'll do Michelle, Adam, and Brian.
18:11I'll do them in that order.
18:12Okay.
18:13Okay, it's a bit scary always doing the first challenge, isn't it, of the game?
18:17Three, two, one, go.
18:24Okay.
18:25Okay, this, I think I know.
18:28Yep, yep, yep.
18:29Okay, I've got it.
18:30I've got it.
18:35I think I've got it.
18:37Is there another thing you can do for this person?
18:43I think I've got it.
18:46Let's move on.
18:47Try the process of elimination.
18:53Yeah, okay.
18:55Okay, yeah.
18:56Got it.
18:57Oh, we got 14 seconds.
18:58Got to go, go, go, go, go.
19:01Yep, yep, yep, yep.
19:04Okay, that's time.
19:06First person was Michelle.
19:08Yes.
19:10Second person.
19:13Was Adam.
19:16Yes.
19:18Third person was Ben.
19:19Yes.
19:19Fourth person was Brian.
19:21Let's go.
19:24600 points.
19:25That was good.
19:26You did good.
19:27That was really good.
19:28Well, we have more time.
19:30None of these are, I'm pretty much through the list.
19:33None of these are going to be massively helpful.
19:35Yeah, none of these are going to work.
19:38Okay.
19:39All right.
19:40So guys, everything is fine.
19:42Everything's totally fine.
19:43It's going to be actually awesome.
19:45We're going to get into Paris at 931 into Gare de Leste.
19:49There is a train from Gare de Nord at 933 to Lyon.
19:54Now, I don't really think it's possible to make that two-minute connection,
19:58but I think that we have to try because the next train isn't for another two hours after that.
20:05To go to Lyon specifically.
20:06To go to Lyon where they are.
20:08The train from, our train is in not too long.
20:11We should actually probably go to the platform.
20:13I think they're-
20:14Because in terms of like the delays and stuff, you never know.
20:16Brian, off to Paris.
20:19Woohoo.
20:20Adam, it's going to be awesome.
20:21It's going to be awesome.
20:22It's just like they're going to have so many coins.
20:28If they ever get a second run, we're so screwed.
20:31Where are we going?
20:40So-
20:41White and Paris there.
20:43No, like where's the-
20:44Well, yeah, where's our train?
20:45Yeah, that's what I'm wondering.
20:47Um, I don't know, dog.
20:51Is our train canceled?
20:53There it is.
20:53Where's the 815?
20:54Oh.
20:54That's the 845.
20:56What is going on?
20:57For sure.
20:57What's happening?
20:58Okay, now it says that it's 30 minutes delayed.
21:07Motherf***er.
21:09So do you know what this, uh, castlery looking thing is?
21:12Is it an ice-a-piston?
21:13Cathedral.
21:14Is it very famous?
21:14I don't know.
21:15It's got a good spot.
21:17Your average neighborhood castle?
21:18Yeah.
21:19All right.
21:20Ready?
21:20Yep.
21:23Oh.
21:26Become the French chef again.
21:28Become the French chef again.
21:34Make mayonnaise from scratch by emulsifying any amount of egg in any amount of oil, but
21:39this time, the other team member has to eat a bite of your creation.
21:43Sorry.
21:44Okay.
21:44It's doable, at least.
21:46Seems like there's a grocery store right there, so that should be easy.
21:48Okay, let's go.
21:49So we just need oil and eggs.
21:52Eggs.
21:53Famously on this show, we've seen Ben do this challenge, and he mixed it up in a completely
21:58unsuitable container.
21:59And spilled it everywhere.
22:06Oh, okay.
22:07It spilled out.
22:10Oh, dear.
22:11This is bad.
22:12I actually think if we have a small bottle, you could really shake it up.
22:17Yeah.
22:17And you wouldn't need to be, like, whisking it up, so.
22:22There's the eggs.
22:23Classic.
22:24Unrefrigerated European.
22:25It might be safe.
22:28That's better.
22:29It hatched.
22:30Now I need some oil.
22:31I mean, there's pizza oil.
22:32Pizza oil?
22:32What is pizza oil?
22:34Seems spicy.
22:35Pizza oil.
22:36Do we want to look for, like, a container?
22:37Yeah.
22:37Do you want to get the glass on?
22:39Yeah.
22:39Sure.
22:40All right, Toby, you said you were going to caffeinate to get a vessel.
22:48Who's mayoing and who's tasting?
22:50I'll get you to make it.
22:51So you want to crack the egg, but only put the yolk in there.
22:54Do you know how to do that?
22:55The yolk is the yellow part.
22:58Yellow part.
23:01Mmm.
23:04Oh, there we go.
23:07Now you need to shake the living bejesus out of that now before it gets unmixed.
23:16I think this is how Gordon Ramsay does it.
23:19I reckon that's looking pretty good, Toby.
23:22Oh, nice and thick.
23:26Oh, delightful.
23:29You ready?
23:30You ready to taste?
23:31Do it.
23:39How many chews out of chew?
23:44I think I just got salmonella.
23:45So, the train is 30 minutes to go ahead.
23:59And some sunscreen?
24:01Oh, boy.
24:02I just got to hope that they deal with as much trouble as we do.
24:09Yeah, but they're getting coins.
24:12Yeah, they're getting coins.
24:13It was a rack.
24:14Another one?
24:15On to the next.
24:16All right.
24:17The cards are going to be a bit eggy for the rest of the game.
24:23Eat and import.
24:26Eat and import.
24:28Acquire and eat anything.
24:30Coins are awarded based on how far from you that thing was verifiably produced.
24:34Oh, okay.
24:36We can...
24:36I mean, this is guaranteed coins.
24:38It's just how well can we do this, basically.
24:40We're in the perfect spot for challenges and the perfect spot for not getting caught.
24:45Why is everything going so well?
24:47Don't say that.
24:48That's foreshadowing.
24:49It's not too easy.
24:50We're just here, you know.
24:51We're just chilling.
24:52Don't foreshadow like that, Toby.
24:55Let's freaking do it.
25:00The other part of the train is coming.
25:03The other half of our train is here.
25:06Let's go to Paris, Brian.
25:07Let's go to Paris.
25:08I called you son.
25:10No!
25:11Old Hobbit Skyyard.
25:12No!
25:16Here we go.
25:17We're finally on the way.
25:19It says the word Asian on it.
25:30I checked it.
25:31Oh, you checked it.
25:32This says origin Algeria.
25:33I think this would get us Algeria.
25:35That could be good.
25:37It says made in the EU, so...
25:39Oh, here we go.
25:41Produced in the US.
25:42All this from California.
25:43Okay.
25:44So that's...
25:44Cool.
25:45California is far.
25:47Cool.
25:47This is...
25:48That's better than Algeria, at least.
25:49All right.
25:49That's good.
25:50Okay.
25:51Well, that Paris train is in under 20 minutes now, so let's eat this and then decide whether
25:58we want to take that.
25:59All right.
25:59Hello, camera.
26:00We have found almonds.
26:02Where do you grow almonds, Toby?
26:04The sunny coast of...
26:05California.
26:09You know what it tastes like?
26:12Home.
26:12No victory.
26:13No victory.
26:15All right.
26:16Let's see how far California is.
26:17525 points.
26:19Cool.
26:19Not bad.
26:20Yep.
26:20Not bad at all.
26:21And that'll bring us up to 3,065.
26:253,000.
26:26We've broken the threes.
26:28Shall we look at train options?
26:31All right.
26:31Okay.
26:38Well...
26:38Hey.
26:39We're finally moving.
26:41That's so good.
26:42It's really good.
26:43And our train only left...
26:45An hour.
26:46An hour after it was supposed to.
26:48So barely late at all.
26:51Here's the deal.
26:52Sam and Toby still at Leon.
26:55However, they do appear to be in the train station.
26:58They are at the train station.
26:59And if they are at the train station, then hopefully that means that they are about to
27:04get on a train to Paris.
27:06Toby, Toby's on a line now.
27:08Toby looks like she is on the tracks.
27:12They're back at the station.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Their next train is back to Paris.
27:18So I think that there's a pretty good chance that they go back to Paris.
27:21And we'll see in, like, 20 minutes if that's what they do.
27:25Hopefully.
27:26Cross your fingers.
27:27So I think we basically have to decide between these two trains.
27:30That one leaves in about 15 minutes.
27:32This one leaves in about 40 minutes.
27:3440?
27:35Yeah.
27:35On the one hand, this doesn't get us to somewhere that is much better than where we are now.
27:39Like, I think we're going to strike out with options in Terre Haute-Nir.
27:43Yeah.
27:43However, the thing about the Paris option is, I think one of them, at least one of the
27:50teams, they're in Paris right now, or at least very near Paris.
27:53Yeah.
27:54And.
27:55They'll see us coming.
27:56They'll be parked up at Paris Nord waiting.
27:58Yeah.
27:59So if we did that one, we would have time to pull another challenge, maybe.
28:03Give them points.
28:03I regret not using the double up on some of those challenges.
28:06We could use it now.
28:07Yeah, I think we should use it now.
28:09All right.
28:09You want to use the double up power up?
28:11Yeah.
28:11At least we get a power up used.
28:12Okay.
28:12All right.
28:14Roll the graphic.
28:15I don't know if there's a graphic.
28:16Is there a graphic?
28:17Hopefully there's a graphic.
28:19Should I pull?
28:19Yep.
28:20What?
28:31What?
28:35Pissed.
28:38Cursed.
28:39Before you draw another card, you must travel at least 25 miles further from your destination
28:43as the crow flies than you are right now.
28:46But, but, but, but, but, hey, hey, that's quite a lot of coins.
28:53Oh, so this actually seems like we don't have to do anything here now.
29:05We just, I mean.
29:06We just simply don't do anything.
29:09Do we not do anything?
29:11Or do we go 25 miles further?
29:13I mean, Terjeaner is not going to do us anything.
29:15Perry Gardenoord is not going to do us anything.
29:17I don't know if we're getting 25 miles away before they would catch us.
29:21So, here's Toby and Mai's dilemma.
29:23While this curse gives us a lot of coins, it also pretty much traps us here.
29:27This is the departure board from Léon.
29:30There are trains to Terjeaner and Amiens, both of which are closer to our end location,
29:34and there are trains to Paris, which is about the same distance from our end location,
29:38and where we're pretty sure at least some of the chasers will be waiting for us.
29:42The next train that would take us away from our end location, allowing us to clear the curse,
29:46isn't until 1.42 p.m., four hours from now.
29:51So, Toby and I figure that, at least for the time being, we're pretty much stuck here.
29:55It sounds like 25 miles is pretty far.
29:57Are we allowed to stay here until 12.35?
30:00Well, I don't think we have another option.
30:02Honestly, Toby, it might be time to go look at the big church on the hill.
30:07Castle.
30:07All right, Michelle, it's time for their train to leave.
30:17Do you think that they're on it?
30:18I know. I can't tell.
30:19They're hovering on...
30:21Oh.
30:22Oh.
30:22They move?
30:23Some movement.
30:24No, I don't see.
30:25Yeah, that's still not...
30:26Yeah, but their locations are...
30:27Their bubbles just, like, popped an inch down.
30:29Their locations are old for me.
30:31Yeah, it seems like they're there.
30:33Yeah.
30:34They're still there.
30:35I'm just hanging out at the station.
30:40I don't know why.
30:42Like...
30:43I don't know why, dude.
30:45Brian, it looks like their train would have left, like, three minutes ago.
30:50Yeah.
30:55Yeah, so, they're probably going to a tourney then.
31:00What's the question this way?
31:03Okay, we're going to go to a tourney.
31:05I think, somewhat hilariously, I think they're...
31:10They almost certainly do not think that we will just have stayed here.
31:16Yeah.
31:16And we wouldn't have stayed here if not for pulling that double up first.
31:22I think it's the chaotic option is to stay here because we've already been here so long.
31:27Right.
31:27So, they're probably going to...
31:28They probably will have optimized their moves for getting to, like, Terre Genère.
31:33Yeah, who's game enough to come and get us here?
31:35So, hilariously, I don't know that they'll actually be here that soon.
31:39Yeah, they're, like, going back into town.
31:40Oh.
31:41We'll see, but then I guess, I don't know, maybe they're just waiting for the next train to Paris.
31:46Maybe.
31:46But that's not for a long time.
31:48Oh, man.
31:50What are they up to?
31:53Well, they can't stay there all day.
31:55No, they can't stay there all day, but they can stay there for a while.
31:59And make our life harder.
32:00We might need to have to...
32:16We might be about to run.
32:17Is it a 10.32 or 10.34?
32:20Oh, no.
32:26Guys, the train of tarnier leaves in, like, four minutes, I think.
32:29I don't think they're going to go to Tarnier now.
32:31They skipped that train already.
32:33No, but the one that goes to Amiens goes through Tarnier.
32:36If you want to go to Tarnier to cut them off to Amiens, be my guest.
32:41All right, Michel, we got to run.
32:43All right, let's go.
32:46Adam is really convinced that they're going to go north.
32:49I think we should stay here in Paris.
32:52I think it's way more likely that they come to Paris.
32:54And if they manage to tag them, we've got options.
32:59I don't see it.
33:09Is it even showing on a departure board?
33:14No, it left.
33:16Yeah, we didn't get it.
33:17Yeah, no.
33:18Okay.
33:20Let's figure out what to do.
33:21Should we tell Ben and Brian?
33:23Don't tell them anything right now.
33:25I think we just sprinted, like, four-tenths of a mile.
33:29And they're just still in Leon.
33:31Like, so...
33:34F*** Leon.
33:35Just kidding.
33:37Shout out to the great people of Leon.
33:38Nice hill.
33:49Yeah, I'm sure glad we're not going up here in a rush.
33:54Toby, what's that?
33:55A cathedral.
33:57Which one?
33:58A beautiful cathedral.
33:59Which one?
34:00I believe it's called Notre Dame.
34:02Notre Dame de Leon.
34:03Look at the gargoyles.
34:04Ooh, those are some good gargoyles.
34:08Are those really gargoyles?
34:11Those are gargoyles.
34:14Nice.
34:16All right, give us the overview.
34:18It's good stonework.
34:18What does everything mean?
34:19Well, that's...
34:20That's JC.
34:21Who are the statues?
34:22That's JC.
34:23Mary, right?
34:24Those are...
34:26Those are the other guys.
34:28There's a train at 11.30 that goes to Leon when you get there at 1.00.
34:33Other than that, there's just kind of nothing.
34:36There's nothing else we can do?
34:38I don't know.
34:39Are we just...
34:40Are we just sitting here and waiting to see what they do?
34:43I think we...
34:46Yeah.
34:47I think we sit here and see what they do.
34:49It's a...
34:50It's a creperie.
34:52Did you know that the snack zone didn't exist when I was on jet lag?
34:55It's true.
34:56It hadn't been invented yet.
34:57Okay.
34:58So what's our plan?
35:00Well, we're here in Paris.
35:03The thing to the matter is, Toby and Sam have stranded themselves in Leon for another hour and a half.
35:09They have two sort of routes out of there.
35:12They could come here to Paris, which is technically their next train, in like an hour.
35:18Yeah.
35:19Or...
35:19Pull that up now.
35:20They could go north to Amiens.
35:23I don't...
35:23I don't...
35:23Look.
35:24I don't think they're going to go north.
35:25Of course, they're not going to be here for a while.
35:27So you get a crepe.
35:30I see.
35:33I see.
35:34You know, we go through there.
35:36Yeah.
35:36It's kind of cool.
35:37I don't think they're finding us in here.
35:43This would...
35:44This would kind of be a pretty good height.
35:45We're in the griff.
35:46This is nice.
35:51Oh, wow.
35:53Wow.
35:54Well, it's good.
35:55So that if it's raining...
35:56It's raining, you're fine.
35:59It's a little creepy that, like, not a single shop is open.
36:04Weird vibes all around, not going to lie.
36:07Yeah.
36:09Okay, I think we need to call them.
36:12Okay.
36:13We did not make the train.
36:15You did not make the train.
36:17Oh, oh, dear.
36:18Well, Paris it is.
36:21Well, no.
36:22I think that somebody has to go to Amiens.
36:24Then we need to start looking at options, because we need to force them out of there.
36:26You guys are welcome to go to Amiens.
36:28I think that we like Paris more.
36:30So if I understand you, you are stalemating us.
36:33You're saying you know that somebody needs to go to Amiens, but you're just saying you won't do it.
36:39I'm just saying that we're going to be in Paris.
36:41That's all I'm saying.
36:42And you guys can do whatever you like.
36:44Okay.
36:45Thanks, Ben.
36:46Okay, bye.
36:46Bye.
36:47Bye.
36:47Bye.
36:47Bye.
36:47Bye.
36:47Bye.
36:47Bye.
36:48Bye.
36:49Part of the deal.
36:51Okay, so now a bunch of different stuff happened, but all of it resulting in nobody actually
36:55doing much of anything, so let's speed through it.
36:57Adam and Michelle almost did take the train up to Amiens, but backed out once it became
37:02clear Toby and I weren't heading there.
37:04This feels wrong for some reason.
37:07It feels wrong because they're not getting on the train.
37:10God damn it.
37:12Oh, God.
37:12We are so indecisive.
37:15And at this point, the team's basically entered a stalemate.
37:17Toby and I had no incentive to move because the train to Arrasse, the only train that would
37:22let us clear our curse, still wasn't for hours.
37:25And the only places we could go sooner would make it harder to clear the curse and or easier
37:29to get caught.
37:30The thing is, the chasers didn't know about our curse.
37:33So they kept waiting and expecting us to move.
37:36And until we did, they were staying put.
37:38That's because the train from Paris to Lyon is slow, taking about two hours, so they figured
37:43if they got on it, by the time they arrived, we would have left and they'd just be stuck
37:47in Lyon.
37:48Paris is a much more flexible hub, plus most of our best options went through Paris, so
37:52they didn't want to leave and commit to anything until we did.
37:55So both sides waited and waited and waited, continually baffled that the other teams weren't
38:02moving.
38:03They're still in Lyon.
38:05What are they doing in Lyon?
38:08Move.
38:09Do something.
38:12I see trying.
38:13There it is.
38:14What do you think?
38:14Are they on it?
38:16Surely one of them.
38:17Surely one of them made it.
38:19No more people coming out.
38:21What else can they be doing?
38:23After literal hours of this, the chasers came to the conclusion that they had no choice.
38:28Somebody needed to come after us.
38:31Ugh.
38:33This f***ing sucks.
38:35Okay.
38:36If we want to go to Lyon, which we can, the next train is at 1223.
38:42If they wanted to go to Amiens, they would have gone to Amiens.
38:46If they wanted to go to Paris, they would have gone to Paris.
38:48They are indicating in every possible way that they don't want to leave.
38:53So I think we just have to go there.
38:55I don't know what they're doing at this point.
38:57Like, they've just been sitting still for, like, an hour now.
39:00And, like, it's easy to criticize them not doing anything, but we're sitting out in the
39:04park too.
39:05Well, when that's not true, you're making a beautiful daisy.
39:08I did it.
39:09I did it wrong.
39:09Like, I do think, like, it's in her interest now to go north if they're just staying there.
39:14Yeah.
39:15Okay.
39:15We're heading to Gardu Nord, and we're just going to get on the train to Lyon, because if
39:20they are staying there, someone's going to go get them.
39:24We've got to start playing the game too.
39:28All right.
39:29There is that guy.
39:32Who do I am?
39:3321.
39:35I think we've got him.
39:37What the f***?
39:37Oh, it's Adam and Michelle.
39:41So, what's the show?
39:41Y'all ready to go to Lyon?
39:42Somebody needs to stay back.
39:44Somebody needs to stay back in Paris?
39:47Somebody needs to stay back in Paris.
39:48Because what if they leave Lyon?
39:51What if?
39:51You can stay in Paris if you want.
39:55What if they stay?
39:57What if they go?
39:58What is your plan?
40:01Tag them.
40:03No, let's say we all go to Lyon right now.
40:06And then we all miss them.
40:11What happens next?
40:13I'm genuinely asking.
40:14I agree.
40:14It would be great if somebody stayed back.
40:17We could flip a coin.
40:19We could.
40:21Look, maybe they're just going to sit there forever.
40:24I don't know.
40:27This train is scheduled to leave right now.
40:30I'll flip a coin.
40:31Fine.
40:32Let's flip a coin.
40:32Uh, yeah, heads.
40:38Tails.
40:39All right.
40:39What do you want to do?
40:41I think we want to be on this train.
40:43All right.
40:51What do we do?
40:52For right now, we have to wait.
40:54Bye, Michelle.
40:59Bye, Michelle.
41:03That sucked.
41:05That conversation sucked.
41:06Yeah.
41:07That was really tough.
41:08Well, hopefully, we are right about what Sam and Toby are doing,
41:11and we will get the tag.
41:13Because if we're wrong,
41:15then we're going to a stupid little town,
41:18and they are going to get them in Leel.
41:20Yeah.
41:20Yeah.
41:20Okay, Michelle.
41:27Now we have to figure out what to do.
41:29Let's go find somewhere nice to sit,
41:31because I think we're going to be in Paris for a bit.
41:33So we just have to keep a close eye on Sam and Toby
41:35over the next, like, 20 minutes,
41:37because if they do get on this line,
41:40we have to make sure that we intercept them
41:42before they get back here to Paris,
41:45where Adam and Michelle will also be waiting for them.
41:48Because if they get past us,
41:49then Adam and Michelle are going to be in the tank.
41:51Yeah, they're still,
41:52it looks like they're still on the corner.
42:01All right.
42:01Hello.
42:02Since the others have spent so long to get here,
42:07Toby and I...
42:08A new plan has crystallized.
42:10I think it's diabolical.
42:12We thought we were cooked,
42:14but actually we were cooking.
42:15We thought we were just waiting for them to catch us,
42:17but now we realize that we're waiting to catch them.
42:20It's taken so long
42:21that we might have a route out of here.
42:23Yeah.
42:24So we think that they could arrive at 12.56,
42:28and we'll see them.
42:31Hopefully.
42:32We're going to use a power-up
42:34where we can freeze them for 45 minutes.
42:39But only one of them.
42:40So we have to spot them
42:41and identify which team it is.
42:44Play it properly.
42:45And this power-up takes five minutes to come into effect.
42:49So that you can't just play it
42:50as they're about to tag you.
42:51Yeah.
42:52Okay.
42:52So we'll,
42:53but we'll see them from here,
42:54and they won't get up here in five minutes.
42:56So we'll have time for that to take effect.
42:58So we go scurry off
43:00so that they can't catch us.
43:02In that five minutes.
43:03In that five minutes.
43:04And then...
43:05We scurry past them
43:07and catch the train at 1.42 to Hans.
43:14And that's in the direction that we like.
43:17Yeah.
43:17That we want to be up here.
43:18It's not far enough
43:20that we can start doing challenges yet.
43:22However, Hans is a much bigger station.
43:25You know, we were there this morning.
43:27I think we'll be able to find another train easily.
43:29Um, so...
43:31And I really doubt
43:32they've positioned themselves on grass.
43:34As a caveat, um,
43:36if they both arrive, both teams...
43:38We're toasted.
43:39Yeah.
43:39Both teams arriving, very bad.
43:41One team arriving, very funny.
43:43Zero teams arriving?
43:46Are we still playing?
43:48It's taking a while.
43:50Yeah, they're still...
43:51It looks like they're still on the corner.
43:54Still chill now.
43:55But then the question is,
43:55are our approach paths...
43:57I have a feeling they have an eyeline down that street
44:01and that's why they're staying there.
44:02So I think we kind of need to...
44:04If there's bikes or something...
44:06At the station,
44:07that we grab one of the bikes and go around.
44:09Do you think they're gonna...
44:11But it's like, surely...
44:13Surely...
44:13If they're still there when we're...
44:15When we get there...
44:17They're not trying to, like...
44:19Avoid getting caught.
44:21Yeah.
44:23I don't know.
44:23I'm just trying to think through all the possibilities.
44:26I mean, I guess maybe there's some move
44:28where they, like...
44:29See us and manage to get the freeze on us
44:32within five minutes
44:33and then, like, juke us and get out of there.
44:35Yeah, with a bag.
44:36I guess we just don't...
44:39We don't want them to see us...
44:41Yeah.
44:42...before we get them.
44:44Yeah.
44:45Okay.
44:46We'll be sneaky.
44:46There's the train from Paris.
44:58Hi, our friend.
44:59Surely.
44:59Yes.
45:00Surely.
45:01Surely this is the one.
45:03Okay.
45:04I see a first person coming up the bridge.
45:07See one.
45:07No, I see a backpack.
45:09I see a backpack.
45:09That could be one of them.
45:11But they're so low.
45:12It's on your mirror and they're just walking.
45:14Yeah, it doesn't look right.
45:15The entire doesn't look right.
45:17Because there's a tunnel that went to, like...
45:18There's a few coming out the door.
45:20One, two, three, four.
45:21None of them are in.
45:23None of those people were in?
45:25Definitely not.
45:28Where could they possibly be?
45:39Okay, so we...
45:40All right, Brian, where are they?
45:42They're still in the same spot.
45:44Okay.
45:46I mean, I guess that means they're just staying still.
45:48But I also don't know why they would do that.
45:51Well, we've lived to die another day.
45:53What are they...
45:53Their next chance is at 1.30.
45:55So in another, like, 15 minutes from now.
45:57Like, how many times have we said that?
45:59I feel like we should at least try to get to Haas
46:02and try to clear this curse.
46:04We can try, yeah.
46:05Yeah.
46:06I think we go to the station.
46:07Okay.
46:08You happy with that plan?
46:09Yeah.
46:09Yeah.
46:20Question of the next station.
46:23It seems that we are moving back.
46:24It's a good decision.
46:25They are walking towards the train station.
46:49They're walking.
46:51Yeah.
46:51They're headed here.
46:52Okay.
46:53But isn't there a train in, like, one minute?
46:55There's a train in, like, a minute to Amiens.
46:57We have a train.
46:59We're sitting in front of the gate for the train to Amiens.
47:02I don't think they're getting on that train, though.
47:04No.
47:05I think that actually what they are doing
47:06is they are getting on the 142.
47:07They're going back to Rio.
47:08Where we started today.
47:12Remember there?
47:14Stay vigilant.
47:16I think we might be in the clear, Toby.
47:17Okay.
47:17As long as they didn't get on our train,
47:18that we might be in the clear.
47:19What time does that leave?
47:2042?
47:20I'm going to quickly.
47:21All right.
47:22We're speedrunning the vending machine.
47:25We're famished after all that time on the hill.
47:27After all that waiting.
47:29Yeah.
47:30The good thing about this is
47:31they won't be expecting us to go this direction.
47:34I don't think.
47:35Yeah.
47:35Yeah.
47:35So they will be at least a bit confused.
47:37Yeah.
47:38They're getting on a train.
47:40It's just so crazy for them to leave
47:42when someone was finally going to go to where they are.
47:45The train should be leaving right now, right?
47:48Oh.
47:48There they go.
47:49There they go.
47:51Yeah.
47:52Yeah.
47:54I wonder what Ben and Brian are doing right now,
47:57realizing this.
47:59Brian.
48:02Brian, I have some news for you, Brian.
48:04I know.
48:06I know.
48:07I know.
48:07I'm incredibly salty.
48:08They are going to run.
48:09They took the last train.
48:12Last possible train
48:14before we got there.
48:18I don't know if that's luck or genius
48:19or shithousery
48:21or what the f*** it is.
48:25Motherf***er.
48:25All right.
48:34Well, I guess we're going to Rass.
48:38Yeah.
48:38Back to Rass.
48:41I guess let's start researching our move out of there.
48:50Okay.
48:51What's our next move, Adam?
48:52Okay.
48:52Let's figure this out.
48:54What time could they get?
48:56237.
48:57Is there a rival in Riam?
48:59237?
49:01Yeah.
49:01We can get to Champagne Ardenne at 243.
49:03How close is that to Riam?
49:05It's really close.
49:06We can take a taxi between them.
49:08Okay.
49:08It leaves at 157.
49:10The only thing that...
49:11We don't have a reservation on it, though.
49:13157?
49:14Okay, yeah.
49:14I think we might be past
49:16when you can even book them.
49:18It's too close to a departure.
49:19Okay, we're going to need to go in person in the station.
49:21Okay.
49:22I'm almost certain that this is the right move.
49:24Let's go, Adam.
49:25So we're going to the other...
49:26We need to go to Garda-Leste.
49:27Yeah.
49:28We need to get a move on
49:29because we don't have a seat reservation.
49:30We need to go to Garda-Leste.
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