Amandaland - Season 1 Episode 01- House Party
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00:00Guys, guys, guys!
00:02Team talk.
00:03We're going to be late.
00:04Yes, I know. I just want to say.
00:06I know it's not ideal moving schools mid-term.
00:08And I know you miss Chipsick, but it will be okay, okay?
00:12Look, when I changed school when I was 13,
00:14I didn't know a single person.
00:15Within half a term, I was voted the most popular girl ever.
00:19How is that even possible?
00:20Mummy's talking.
00:21My point is, I'm a people person.
00:24And historically, our people are people people.
00:28Literally any of those kids out there could be your new BFF.
00:31Okay, so you get out there.
00:33You find your people.
00:35Okay.
00:41No! No!
00:42Not those people.
00:47Can't park here.
00:48Oh, sorry?
00:49No parking.
00:50Thank you, thanks.
00:55Hey, get back here, you!
00:57Get off.
00:58Just look at the city, you monkey.
01:00Have a lovely day, Darius.
01:01Hang on!
01:02I love you!
01:03God, I literally hate you.
01:07Shut the front door.
01:09Ah!
01:10Look at you!
01:11You're up to a funeral.
01:12No, I've got a work meeting at 9.30.
01:14Yeah, of course you have.
01:15Get in.
01:16I'll drop you off.
01:17Okay.
01:18Okay.
01:21So, you're Georgie and my Darius back in the same class again.
01:24Hmm.
01:25Must be the end of days, you leaving Chiswick.
01:27Oh, I'm done with W4.
01:29I'm all about Soha.
01:31Oh, what's Soha?
01:32Oh, it's, um...
01:34It's what the property experts call South Harleston.
01:37Oh, it's like that area around Wyrmwood Scrubs Prison.
01:40Yeah, but it's called Soha.
01:42It's Soha, Noha, E-ha, We-ha.
01:45Ah-ha.
01:47I'm actually glad I took the kids out of private school.
01:50They got way more chance of getting into Oxbridge from a bog-standard state.
01:53Haycroft is fantastic.
01:55Yeah.
01:56They've got a great STEM hub.
01:57Okay.
01:58And a rock choir.
01:59And the torture scene from A Clockwork Orange was filmed in the playground.
02:03Yeah, more of a book person, Anne.
02:05Well, it's actually based on a book.
02:07Gosh, it's so great to weaken it.
02:09Yes.
02:10After all these years.
02:12So great.
02:13Yeah.
02:14Because we were worried about you there for a while.
02:16What with your divorce and your shop, sorry, store closing and your falling out with your mammy.
02:22All right, Anne.
02:26Don't you worry about little old me.
02:28It's all good.
02:31So, what is the skinny with the school, please?
02:35Are there any movers and shakers?
02:37Any fun mums?
02:39Well, I'm here.
02:43Yeah.
02:44I think someone's dad is a coroner.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Oh, Morton's mammy, Della, she runs that restaurant, Shin.
02:50And I think...
02:51Back up with Shin.
02:52Yeah.
02:53You know that place beside the megachurch that used to be Debenham's?
02:56Yeah.
02:57And now Shin, Anne.
02:58Oh, yeah.
02:59That Osabuco is off the charts.
03:02Wow.
03:04Key change.
03:05Are you and Della Frye bum chums?
03:06Oh, God, no, no, no.
03:08I sometimes see her at football, but she mostly keeps herself to herself.
03:11What football?
03:12All our kids play for Hounslow Eagles.
03:14Right.
03:15Hounslow Eagles.
03:16Yeah.
03:17I'm afraid, Anne, I'm going to have to drop you here.
03:19Oh, yeah.
03:20We're just nowhere near the station.
03:21I'm sorry.
03:22I've just got enough charge to get myself home.
03:24Oh, yeah.
03:25Okay.
03:26There's the price I pay for going green.
03:28Oh, would you put that in the bin on your way?
03:32Yeah, of course.
03:33Siri, nearest Sports Direct.
03:55Mal.
03:56Yeah?
03:57Me again.
03:58Guess what I'm going to ask?
04:00As you know, I need to park there to charge my car.
04:03I'm sorry if my saving the planet annoys you.
04:06It does annoy me.
04:07You've blocked me in.
04:08Can you move your car, please?
04:12There's a charging point literally down the road.
04:14Please don't mansplain.
04:15That is not mansplaining.
04:17Oh, so now you're mansplaining mansplaining.
04:20I'm going to be late for football.
04:21Hashtag me too.
04:23It's not what hashtag me too...
04:26Forget about it.
04:30Georgie, Manus, we need to leave in five minutes.
04:37What?
04:38The Wi-Fi's gone off!
04:39Mama!
04:40No!
04:41I'm trying to get back to the corner.
04:42Oh, darling, let me in before I get mugged.
04:45What can I do for you, Mummy?
04:47We're going out.
04:48I love how you've made your little house look so swishy.
04:51I thought I'd bring you a little tuck parcel from Waitrose,
04:53now that you've only got a Tesco Metro.
04:54A little splash of wine,
04:55and some Earl Grey chocks for the children,
04:57and goji berries for you.
04:58Oh, well, that actually will be really nice of my birch muesli.
05:00You're still doing breakfast?
05:01While I'm here, would you do up my brass ear?
05:02Why can't Joy do it?
05:03That's what you pay her for.
05:04Manus, Georgie, we're going!
05:05I'm not talking to Joy.
05:06Why you insist I needed a P.A.
05:07It's...
05:08Mummy, Joy is your carer.
05:09Oh, ridiculous, I'm perfectly capable.
05:10Now, just do up my bra and I'll be on my way.
05:13Come on.
05:15No, looser.
05:16No, looser.
05:17No, looser.
05:18No, looser.
05:19No, looser.
05:21No, looser.
05:22No, looser.
05:23I'm just going to get some luster.
05:25And some earl grey chocks for the children,
05:26and some Earl Grey Chocks for the children,
05:28and goji berries for you.
05:29Oh, well, that actually will be really nice of my birch muesli.
05:31You're still doing breakfast?
05:32While I'm here, would you do up my brass ear?
05:34No, looser, looser.
05:36OK.
05:37Oh-ho, look at you two, sporty bobs.
05:41Kiss-kiss for gang-gan.
05:44Oh, I don't spend enough time with my little bears.
05:46Well, Mummy, you could come with us to football.
05:48God, no. Um, do you mind if I use your loo?
05:51I can let myself out.
05:52But you're going to have to help me out for my Spanx.
05:56Joe!
05:58Brilliant! Go on the season, that!
06:00Shut up!
06:03Hiya, Mel.
06:04You're very brave out here, roughing this lot in your shorts.
06:07No-one else wants to do it.
06:08Plus, I love being called a pedo for an hour and a half.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Hey, Dad.
06:13Hey!
06:14How you doing, fella?
06:15Oh, someone's discovered aftershave.
06:18Oh, get off, man.
06:20Well, there he is.
06:21The big man in the short shorts.
06:26Now, I'd wear shorts like that non-stop if I had legs like yours.
06:29How's the baby, JJ?
06:31Did Abs get that prolapse sorted?
06:33Yeah, no, she's doing great, thank you for asking.
06:35Don't be tempted to go for the vaginal mesh,
06:37because, jeez, it's a job getting that stuff out there
06:39once it's fused with your lining.
06:41Yes, I will definitely pass that on.
06:44So, here's in his bag.
06:46Abs told me to tell you his toothbrush and he's charging.
06:49Cool.
06:54Heading off?
06:55No, I thought I'd hang around.
06:58Watch a bit of the old footy.
07:00Didn't know you were a fan of football?
07:02Yeah, of course.
07:03I love it, mate.
07:04Can't get enough of it.
07:06In fact, if you need someone to be one of the flag bearers...
07:12They're desperate for someone to coach the under-15s girls.
07:15No, I don't think that.
07:17I'll put your name down.
07:18Yeah.
07:19OK, OK.
07:21She made it.
07:22Guys, you are going to love Amanda.
07:25We're old munchums from junior school.
07:27Hi!
07:28Hello.
07:29Hi.
07:30Do you guys know each other?
07:32Yeah, we're neighbours.
07:33I live above him.
07:34He's very much beneath me.
07:36Hi, I'm JJ, Ned's stepdad.
07:38Oh, sweet!
07:39Is there a viewing deck or somewhere inside to watch from?
07:43Yes, there's a Bollinger Marquis just behind the men's bogs.
07:47That's very funny.
07:49He's joking.
07:50I know.
07:51There was a gazebo, but it got blown away in Storm Gerald.
07:53Are you cold, Amanda?
07:55Would you take my dry robe?
07:56I don't think so, Anne.
07:58Actually, give me the dry robe.
08:00Yeah, sure, of course.
08:01Listen, me and some munchums are going to sink some fizz later
08:05if you fancy meeting the Anne gang.
08:07You're more than welcome to join us too, Mel.
08:09Oh, I can't tonight, Anne.
08:10I've got Ned this weekend.
08:11I've got the Technics out.
08:12I've got to give him a crash course on some old-school UK garage.
08:15That sounds horrific.
08:16I'll definitely need to be out of the house.
08:18It's a yes for me, Anne.
08:19Oi, pedo!
08:21Are we playing a what?
08:23Oh, a few.
08:25She's talking to you.
08:28Right, wish me luck.
08:30All right, come on, girls.
08:31Let's get started.
08:32Oh, my God.
08:33There she is.
08:35Della Frye.
08:36Wow.
08:37Did you read her piece in the Evening Standard?
08:39They're opening another shin in Kilpen.
08:42Double shin.
08:43Right, yeah.
08:44Oh, that's her wife, Fee.
08:46Oh.
08:47Wife.
08:48So, they're...
08:50Oh, they're lesbians.
08:51Oh, right, yes.
08:52Yeah.
08:53My turn, yes.
08:54I got it, yeah.
08:56It's the 20th century.
08:57There's no need to be so weird about it.
08:59Okay.
09:04How do I look?
09:05Oh, like a butterfly from a chrysalis.
09:11Oh, my God.
09:12Where is she going?
09:13Oh, I left you in charge for one day, Diego.
09:16It's just in a scallop.
09:17You're not splitting the bloody atom.
09:19Oi!
09:20Yeah.
09:21Get off the bench!
09:24Yeah.
09:25Oh!
09:26Oh!
09:27Oh!
09:28Oh!
09:29Oh!
09:30Hold on.
09:31It's okay, I'm fine.
09:32I'm okay!
09:33Here.
09:34I'm fine!
09:35Oh, God, it's me.
09:36I'm fine.
09:37It's fine, thank you.
09:39Hi.
09:40Hi.
09:41Hi.
09:42Hi.
09:43Your coat's fucked.
09:44Are you all right, babe?
09:46She's fine.
09:47Oh, don't worry.
09:48It's, um, it's last season.
09:50Okay, everyone.
09:52Mum?
09:53Can we please go home and eat your freezer?
09:55Sure thing, baby.
09:56Okay, Della, we're going.
09:57We're going home.
09:58Morton!
09:59Where are you going?
10:00You're supposed to be the goalie!
10:01She's freezing!
10:02Oh, my God.
10:03Are you okay?
10:04Yeah, thank God Della was there to rescue me.
10:06Oh, God!
10:07Can everyone please stop kicking balls at my head?
10:18Ah!
10:19God!
10:20Mummy!
10:21What the hell?
10:22Well, you were out, so I made a spot of lunch and thought I'd have a little siesta.
10:27Please go home.
10:28Joy will be waiting for you.
10:30Also, I need to get changed.
10:32What for?
10:33I'm having...
10:34Actually, you're right, it doesn't matter.
10:36It's only drinks with Anne.
10:37Well, I can look after the kiddywinks for you.
10:39No, it's fine.
10:40I'll be in and out.
10:41It's, uh, just a drive-by dazzle.
10:43Give Anne a boost.
10:44Can you please get out of my bed?
10:46Well, at least let me finish my wine.
10:49Ah, bloody Joy.
10:51First name Kill.
10:52She's a sociopath.
10:54I've heard about this.
10:55She's gaslighting me.
10:56Mummy, please go home.
10:57What?
10:58What?
10:59What?
11:00What now?
11:01You've blocked me in again.
11:02Well, I thought you were staying in and playing your awful garage.
11:05No.
11:06Ned's been invited to a party at Morton, so I'm uber-dad for the night.
11:08Morton, as in Della Fry's daughter, there's a party at her house.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Our whole class is going.
11:11Oh, hello.
11:12Back inside, Mummy, you're babysitting with us.
11:13Er...
11:14These could be our people, Georgie, alright, so just be cool.
11:16Our whole class is going. Oh, hello.
11:18Back inside, Mummy. Your babysitting manners.
11:22Uh...
11:31These could be our people, Georgie, all right?
11:33So just be cool.
11:43Hi. Hi.
11:46So you found us okay, then, yeah?
11:47Yeah. It was fine, thanks, Morton.
11:50I love that top BT-dubs.
11:51Aw. BT-dubs, that's cute.
11:54Is your mum in?
11:55Your mum's just cos I bought some flowers.
11:58Yeah. Mum!
12:00Fee! Oh, the other...
12:02Yeah, yeah, I'm coming!
12:03Hey! Hi!
12:04I'm coming. You, Georgie.
12:06Hey, you must be Fee. I'm Amanda.
12:08I just wanted to give you these.
12:10Well, Della, um, I don't know...
12:12This is, um, something for saving my life.
12:15Aw, you're a sweetheart.
12:17Do you want to come in?
12:18Yes, um, I...
12:19Yeah, I'm sure I have time.
12:20I might just actually get rid of these first, though,
12:23cos Della fucking hates lilies.
12:25Ah!
12:26Oh! Excuse the books.
12:28That is my ceramic kiln.
12:31Oh, Jupiter!
12:33Yeah, well, that's the plan, though I do need to get a non-flammable floor.
12:36That'll teach me not to go on Amazon piss.
12:39Come on in.
12:40Oh!
12:42Hey! Hi!
12:43Ooh, look at you, sautéing away.
12:45It's like watching a bear.
12:47Della, babe, this is Amanda, one of the moms from Morton's class.
12:50She bought you these.
12:51Amanda, yeah.
12:52There were some flowers in the flowers,
12:54just to say thank you for being my hero at football.
13:01Oh, yeah, you're the one who went to our silver touch.
13:02I know!
13:05Yeah.
13:07Classic.
13:08Can I just say, uh, I am such a big fan of your work.
13:13You must get that a lot.
13:15Yeah.
13:15I'm actually, like, a mega-foodie myself.
13:17I used to work front of house at Quo Vadis in my 20s, so, uh...
13:21I know my parfait from my brûlée.
13:23Yeah, well, they're very different foods.
13:25Yes, they are, like, yeah, I know, I know.
13:27You can't see your drink, fans?
13:28I'm just making a pisco sour.
13:29Ooh, Wells, yeah.
13:30No, I'm absolutely loving your crib, by the way.
13:33Oh, thank you.
13:34Yeah, so bohemian, but also, like, utilitarian.
13:37What are you doing asking her for a drink?
13:39I'm already cooking for 15 teenagers on my one night off.
13:42I don't have the bandwidth for small talk.
13:43Oh, come on, babe.
13:45She's new, and I just think she's a bit lonely.
13:48Georgie settled in OK at Haycroft.
13:50Yeah.
13:51It's a great school. We love it.
13:53It has a lot of problems.
13:54Totally. No, no.
13:55I mean, we love it for its problems.
13:58Apparently, if you're a film buff, you'll like this.
14:00They shot one of the scenes from a chocolate orange in the playground.
14:05Yeah, kind of cool.
14:07Morning!
14:08Do a bell!
14:10Oh, my God, this is it.
14:11Martin!
14:12Martin!
14:15Is that Jim Jiminy?
14:16Chimichurri.
14:17Chimichurri.
14:18Amanda introduced me, actually, to oats milk and face primer.
14:22And doing tricep dips using a kitchen chair.
14:25Yeah.
14:26She must have got lost.
14:27I'll just resend the what three words.
14:30What harm.
14:30So, uh, mattress, indigo, cattery.
14:38OK.
14:40Great.
14:44The master at work.
14:46Dad, would you mind if I got a quick pic for my socials?
14:49I do mind, actually.
14:52I respect that.
14:55Well, they scuffed all the hot dogs.
14:56Ofi, come and try this.
14:58Off the knife.
14:59Just like the Catalonians.
15:01That is insane, babe.
15:12I'll have what she's having.
15:16Just a little taste.
15:17Ooh, lovely.
15:18So amazing.
15:22Oh, wow.
15:24That is some good cookery.
15:27Are you in the restaurant game, Fi?
15:28God, no.
15:30I was in fashion.
15:31Oh!
15:31OK.
15:32Stylist.
15:32Of course.
15:33Hello.
15:34And interiors.
15:35I actually designed this place.
15:36Wow.
15:37What a power couple.
15:42Uh, mustard little missy.
15:45I see you, Morton.
15:47It's cool, right, mums?
15:48Oh, no.
15:48Put that back, Morton.
15:50I'm 14 years old, guys.
15:51Yeah, you never pair pork with Prosecco.
15:53Uh, go with a light red or...
15:57Hold on.
15:57Yeah, a robust white.
16:00Like this.
16:00OK?
16:03You know, I prefer them to be drinking here than on the streets.
16:06Yeah, I trained in France and I liked a relaxed approach.
16:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:11Me too, Della.
16:12I'm just the same.
16:13I love the whole Dupin, Dupin, Dupin, Dupin thing.
16:19Yeah.
16:19Right.
16:20Shutters down.
16:21Service is over.
16:22I am ready for a hot tub, baby.
16:24Mmm.
16:24I'm going for a dip in a tub, Maureen, mams, if you fancy.
16:27Uh, she has no swimmers.
16:29Well, she doesn't need any.
16:30Um...
16:32Blame.
16:34Skinny dipping.
16:36No, I mean, you can borrow some.
16:37Oh!
16:38I'm sorry, I hope you didn't think, cos you're both together,
16:43that I thought that you would be...
16:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:45Sorry, that's so...
16:47I don't know why I'm so mad.
16:48Great.
16:49Yes, I'd love to.
16:49Brilliant.
16:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:51No problem.
16:51Don't worry, Della.
16:52Great, great, great.
16:53I'll just pop upstairs and get you some.
16:54You sit here.
16:55OK, Della, wait a minute.
16:57I think I'm going to head.
16:58We're off to go eight, first thing.
16:59Uh, yeah, you'll meet Amanda another time.
17:02Hi.
17:02Yeah.
17:16Ah!
17:20Mal!
17:21Oh, God, hello!
17:24What about your lads now then?
17:25Well, Ned's gone to a party, so, you know.
17:27I've all that still to come, sure.
17:29Darius is still only little, yeah.
17:31I left him at home watching gladiators snuggled up with Mr. Blankey.
17:36Yeah, I can't really complain.
17:38If I had the choice between chaps and girls and watching my dad boil pasta,
17:41I know what I'd choose.
17:42Yeah.
17:43I know what I'd choose.
17:47Oh, it's Amanda.
17:48I knew she'd come.
17:50Hello.
17:51Oh, hey, Anne.
17:52Anne.
17:52Oh.
17:53Are you OK, Amanda?
17:55No, um, I'm not feeling great, actually, Anne.
17:59I lay down for a nap and I've literally just woken up.
18:04You two sound a bit awful.
18:05Ugh.
18:06Can I bring you anything, uh, Albus oil?
18:08I think I'm just going to stay in bed, Anne.
18:11I'm just so gutted to be short of a gathering.
18:13OK.
18:14Well, uh, bye, Amanda.
18:15You rest up now.
18:17Bye, Anne.
18:19Amanda!
18:20Are you coming in or what?
18:22Yeah, coming, Fee.
18:24Oh, gosh.
18:25This is so nice.
18:27It's so fresh.
18:28You can't even smell the chlorine.
18:29That's because I don't use chlorine.
18:31I actually did a homeopathy diploma a few years ago.
18:34Don't believe in chemicals.
18:36Right.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Tell that to M.I.S.
18:41Oh, gosh.
18:47You think we should go check what the kids are up to?
18:49No.
18:51Oh, there she is.
18:52Let's get this party started.
18:54Fee!
18:55Put it in Zen mode.
18:56Yeah.
18:57It's fabulous.
19:00Oh, that's nice.
19:05Oh, God.
19:06Sorry.
19:07Sorry, sorry, sorry.
19:08You all right, babe?
19:10Yeah, sorry.
19:10It's Sonny's carer.
19:13I hired her to take the pressure off me,
19:14and now I'm managing both of them.
19:17Sorry.
19:17You don't need to hear any of that.
19:18Della went through all that recently with her mum.
19:21Oh, really?
19:22Yeah.
19:24It's brutal.
19:25Down straight.
19:29Would you like some mushrooms?
19:32Yeah.
19:32Yeah?
19:33Sure.
19:33Yeah.
19:34Well, thank you, Della.
19:34I love mushrooms.
19:35Although, I'm going to go out on a limb.
19:36I'm not a big fan of truffle world.
19:38I think once Cafe Rouge starts putting on its chips,
19:41it sort of loses its jaw a bit.
19:43No, no.
19:43Magic mushrooms.
19:45Della makes them with chocolate.
19:48Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
19:55Oh, nice, big bit.
20:02Yeah.
20:02Let's get back on the bubbles.
20:06Yes, ma'am.
20:07It's my night off.
20:13Now, yes, ma'am.
20:14Take him down.
20:28Take him down.
20:30Josh, can you hear me?
20:31You go down the gully.
20:33He's locked in.
20:33Manus.
20:34Is he dead?
20:35Manus, darling.
20:35Is he dead?
20:36One sec, Josh.
20:37Who are you talking to?
20:39My friend Josh.
20:41As long as they're not being groomed, darling.
20:44Do you want to go?
20:45Not with this risk, kiddo.
20:47Busted it, shucking oysters.
20:48Mummy says it's osteoarthritis and you're only going to get worse.
20:52But does she?
20:55Mrs. Anderson?
20:57Oh, it's bloody Joy.
20:59She's found me.
21:00Shall I open the door?
21:01Absolutely not.
21:02Turn off the light.
21:05Mrs. Anderson?
21:07Are you in there?
21:08She's like the Terminator.
21:10Is she trying to kill you?
21:12Good ass.
21:14You know, she won't let me have a drink until five.
21:20Yeah.
21:20Oh, Christ.
21:29Should we?
21:30Do you think we should see if the kids are all right?
21:32No, it's fine.
21:34The shit we got up to when we were there, Ais.
21:36We'd have been knocking butt fast.
21:38The old demon Ribena.
21:44Just going to nip to the loo.
21:45Mushrooms will do that to you, man.
21:50Nip to the loo!
21:51Nip to the loo!
21:52Nip to the loo!
21:53Nip to the loo!
21:54Nip to the loo!
21:54Nip to the loo!
22:00Georgie!
22:01Oh, my God.
22:02Why are you here?
22:03Georgie, we're going.
22:06Bye.
22:09Why are you in a dressing gown?
22:11Because I was in the hot tub.
22:12Gross.
22:13Grab your shoes.
22:13I'll get my knickers.
22:15Oh, my God!
22:18Is that Anne's little boy?
22:20What have you been drinking, Darius?
22:23It's something called armagnac.
22:25Armagnac.
22:26The G is silent.
22:27Darius?
22:29Is this your phone?
22:31Call Anne.
22:32Call his mum.
22:33Why can't you?
22:34No, because it doesn't matter.
22:35Just say that Darius needs to go home,
22:37and I will tell Dalaran for you we're leaving.
22:40Do you want some water?
22:41Do you want some water?
22:42All right, yeah.
22:46There's Ned when he was two.
22:48Le cofate bonbon.
22:50He used to snuggle into bed between me and abs.
22:54Why are you sure Darius still does that?
22:55Oh, look, there's Darius in his little helmet for his rhombus-shaped head.
23:03Those are...
23:03Oh, God!
23:06I didn't see anything.
23:07No, no, no, those are for the dermatologist.
23:09Just check that the moulds in my chest haven't grown.
23:11I didn't see.
23:15Oh, Darius.
23:17Hello, Bunny.
23:20What?
23:29Hey, Anne.
23:29Don't panic, but this is a nightmare.
23:31I've just had a call, and something awful has happened at Fiandella's house.
23:34Oh, goodness.
23:36All the children are there.
23:36I don't know how they got there, but they're all there.
23:38So I've called all the other parents, and I'll get Georgie for you.
23:41No.
23:42No need.
23:46Hey, guys.
23:53I'm actually going to have to bust a move.
23:55I know, Boo, but thank you so much for such a terrific evening.
23:59Oh, don't be a boob of us.
24:02Oh, I know.
24:04There's some parents here, and they're acting really fucking hectic.
24:07Yeah, thank you.
24:07Is that they're not about?
24:09That's my one night off.
24:11For fuck's sake, where's the towel?
24:14Babe, I'm really coming up.
24:16Oh, George, can you let me by the car?
24:20Morton said I could sleep over and everything.
24:23Shh, get out of the car.
24:28Bloody thing!
24:30Right.
24:32I'll just charge her for a minute.
24:34Don't move.
24:35Darius!
24:35Darius!
24:37Darius!
24:37Darius!
24:39You all right, Ned?
24:41He is.
24:41I've checked.
24:42No signs of intoxication.
24:43Darius?
24:44Oh, Darius!
24:44My baby!
24:45That smells like Christmas.
24:46Has he been drinking Armagnac?
24:47I warned you about alcohol.
24:49I showed you that video of David Hasselhoff eating a burger off the floor.
24:51Shut up!
24:52Just go away.
24:53Where did she even get it?
24:54Was it Lidl?
24:55What is so funny?
24:58Sorry, lovely.
24:59Look, I just gave him a few bottles from the cellar.
25:14It's no big deal.
25:15No big deal?
25:17It's a very big deal.
25:18They're 15 years of age, for Christ's sake.
25:19Yeah, they're 15 years of age.
25:21I don't like your attitude.
25:22I don't like your attitude.
25:23You told us.
25:24Oh, shh.
25:25No one told us that it would be booze.
25:27Are you all right there, Amanda?
25:31Oh, the poor thing.
25:32Look, you made her come in all the way from her sickbed in Soha.
25:35What?
25:35I'm in and out, and I don't want to give you my lucky.
25:37Just give you my car quick juice.
25:39You know what, Amanda?
25:40It's worse than we thought because Della gave booze to our children.
25:42Oh, grow up.
25:44That is not cool.
25:46What do you mean?
25:46You said it was fine.
25:48Huh?
25:49Have you been here all evening?
25:51No.
25:52No.
25:53I mean, I was en route to see you.
25:56You were balls deep in our jacuzzi up till five minutes ago.
26:00All right, calm down.
26:02You lied to me.
26:03Hey, Anne, while you were sinking Chablis in the pub,
26:06I was saving your child.
26:07I was saving all your children.
26:08I literally waded through vomit.
26:10Was this after you dragged yourself out of the jacuzzi?
26:12All right, everybody, please leave my house.
26:15Thank you, Della.
26:16No, especially you.
26:17You know what?
26:23Forget it.
26:23I'm out.
26:31I came here tonight to find my people.
26:34Well, the people have spoken and they have said we are very...
26:41...not very nice people.
26:43Okay, everybody, get out!
27:04I'm serious this time.
27:05I got it.
27:05Clear off!
27:15F my life!
27:19Let that be a list of you, you silly billy.
27:21If you have come to rub it in, Anne, do you want a lift?
27:34Sorry I had to come and get me.
27:35That's all right.
27:36I like doing boring dad stuff.
27:38I miss it.
27:39You hungry?
27:40Yeah, and what else with this?
27:41Garst then?
27:45You're on sick ball duty.
27:47Yeah.
27:47All right, who's ready to rape?
28:01Hello?
28:04Mummy?
28:04Manus?
28:07Quick!
28:08Shut the door before she sees us!
28:10Who?
28:10Hello!
28:11Mr Sanderson!
28:15I've come to take you home.
28:18Oh, well done.
28:27That's so, I don't know what I see.
28:29You are so silverman you're going.
28:32I'm not sure.
28:33You're so good, man.
28:34I was going to take you home.
28:35There's nobody else.
28:36Yes, sir.
28:36You won't go.
28:37And you can get me an extra exam.
28:39You're so good, you're so good.
28:40You're so good.
28:42He's good.
28:43I'm not sure.
28:44I'm good.
28:45I'm not sure.
28:47I'm not sure.
28:48You're so good.
28:49I'm not sure.
28:50I'm not sure.
28:51I'm not sure.
28:52You're good.
28:52You're good.
28:53I'm not sure.
28:55I'm not sure.
28:55No.
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