Amandaland - Season 1 Episode 06- The Heesas
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00:00T-snoring nasal strips.
00:02Thank you, Bucky.
00:03And your athlete's foot spray.
00:05Ah, yeah. It really flared up under my bandage,
00:07but I guess if you get a fungus hot and damp,
00:09you're going to have issues, eh?
00:12I'm not going to miss sharing a bathroom with four people,
00:16but I'm really going to miss you.
00:19Oh, I'm going to miss you too,
00:21if you will live on the other side of London.
00:24Actually, Amanda, I got you a little surprise.
00:26Oh.
00:27As a thank you for looking after me
00:29while I was recovering from my war wound.
00:31To be honest, it was a snake bite.
00:33The snake went to war with me, Amanda.
00:34It wanted me dead.
00:38Ta-da!
00:42Oh, my God, Johannes!
00:45Yeah. It's a hybrid, like us.
00:48Because I love petrol and you love electric.
00:50And look, look, look.
00:52It's got a personalised number plate.
00:55It says sensuous.
00:56Yeah, it does.
00:57But my business is sensuous.
01:01I don't see what you're saying.
01:02I don't want to be difficult,
01:03but it's got too many fives.
01:05It should be 5-E-N-U-0-U-5.
01:08Well, you have to disguise some of the letters as numbers.
01:10No, I know that's sweet,
01:12but you've done 5-E-N-5-U-0-U-5,
01:15and it should be 5-E-N-U-0-U-5.
01:17Amanda, I'm confused.
01:19Do you want the car or not?
01:20Yes, I love, I love it, I love it.
01:23Oh, you.
01:25Oh, wow.
01:33You know when people say
01:35it's like watching a car crash in slow motion,
01:37this is what they mean.
01:39Ioannis bought her that.
01:41Apart from the fact I'm a massive lesbian,
01:43I do not understand what she sees
01:45in that huge plate of gamut.
01:46Yeah, I think we were all rooting for the snake.
01:50Hey-oh, here she comes.
01:53What's with the wristbands?
01:54I don't know.
01:56RSI, too much texting?
01:58Nice wheels, Amanda.
01:59Yeah, a little thank you from Johannes
02:01for being his sexy Florence Nightingale.
02:03Christ, no-one ever tell him
02:04they're going right for a nurse.
02:05What's the price tag on that thing?
02:07Well, I didn't ask and I don't care.
02:09It's a very lovely gift.
02:12Diego, 98 grand.
02:15Fee!
02:17I said I didn't care.
02:20Is it Six Figures with a sunroof?
02:22Yeah.
02:22Hi!
02:23Hey, hey, hey.
02:24Hey, Anne.
02:25Great news, you guys.
02:27The beer keller says they'll do us
02:29a keg of hoppy seconds
02:30at cost.
02:32Oh, yeah.
02:33What's this?
02:34Oh, we're just trying to organise
02:35the end of season awards party for the club.
02:37Yeah, last year was such a blast.
02:39We're going for the same again,
02:40so keg of beer, a bit of barbecue,
02:42Mal and Ned's famous disco.
02:44Oh, Anne, no, come on.
02:46Surely we can aim a little higher than that.
02:47That's all the subs will cover, sadly.
02:50We're not exactly Tottenham's hot spur.
02:53How are you a coach?
02:54Well, if it's a money issue,
02:57we might be able to lend a hand.
02:59The royal wing?
03:00Johannes and I.
03:02If you don't mind making a little donation,
03:04we wouldn't say no to some cav and a bucket of Haribo.
03:07Anne, that's not how you spend money.
03:09Oi!
03:10Hush, Spice!
03:11You blocked me in!
03:12It's fine.
03:13Scenuous, move it, or I'll slap your tyre.
03:16Actually, I'm going to move it.
03:19It's actually Scenuous.
03:21The middle S is a five.
03:30Mummy, I'm mid-collab.
03:32I know.
03:33I'm actually in the market for a fizzy tab.
03:37You've got a fizzy tab.
03:38Look, if you're bored,
03:39why don't you give Fia a call,
03:40see if she's around?
03:41I'm not bored.
03:42I'm just thinking of you,
03:43cooped up in your showroom.
03:45And I was thinking, you know,
03:46you're looking a bit...
03:47Thin.
03:48Tired.
03:49You've got bags under your eyes.
03:50Well, I'm fine.
03:51Thank you.
03:51Amanda!
03:52Kate, I've got to go, Mum.
03:54Yes?
03:56Amanda, can you do a delivery for me to reach London?
03:58Do I look like a postman, Daniel?
04:00Look, it's 500 quid's worth of tabs.
04:03They've asked for you by name.
04:04Who orders 500 pounds worth of tabs?
04:07Oh, man.
04:18Worth every penny.
04:20The tabs.
04:21I'm talking about the tabs.
04:22Johannes!
04:23I just miss this so much.
04:28Listen, Johannes.
04:30I was wondering if you thought it'd be fun
04:33to sponsor the Kids Football Awards this year.
04:35Just because it's such a deprived area and...
04:39Yeah, sure.
04:41Really?
04:42Yeah.
04:42Oh.
04:44Well, they'll be thrilled.
04:47Could be a nice little send-off.
04:50A what?
04:51Well, I've been thinking about your living situation and...
04:54Oh, my God!
05:02Johannes, you've bought me a house!
05:04Oh, my God!
05:07I haven't bought you a house, Amanda.
05:09I only just bought you a car.
05:11Oh!
05:12Greedy birdie.
05:13Now, these are the keys to this place.
05:15I thought you and the kids might like to move in.
05:17Oh!
05:18There's tons of space.
05:19Got a bathroom each.
05:21The guy upstairs lives in Singapore,
05:23and the guy downstairs had his assets frozen.
05:25So talk about quiet.
05:27Yeah.
05:27And look at the view.
05:29You know we get seals here.
05:31What about the kids' schools?
05:33Ah, I'll just pay for St. Anthony's.
05:35It's much better than the dump they're at now.
05:37God, that's so kind.
05:42Can I think about it?
05:43Yeah, of course.
05:44It's a big step.
05:45For both of us, 50 years of bachelor,
05:47I'm throwing my keys around willy-nilly.
05:50What have you done to me, Amanda?
05:52Lost my bloody mind!
05:53Johannes, can we...
05:54Let's not say anything to the kids just yet,
05:57just, like, they need to find the right time
05:59to talk to them about it.
06:00Anything from the lady.
06:05Oh, hey, hey, hey, look, look, look, look, look!
06:07Look, I see him!
06:09Oh, wow!
06:09Look at that little fella!
06:10Oh!
06:13Oh, wait, wait.
06:14No, it's a...
06:14It's a tyre.
06:16Oh.
06:21Yeah, so, why don't we just wait a couple more minutes
06:24until we have everyone, and then...
06:26Sorry, I'm late!
06:27Oh, my goodness.
06:28Murder at my co-lab.
06:29Butch-a-pan.
06:30Sorry, Amanda, I'll get us your way.
06:32Yeah.
06:33Okay!
06:34That's how it started.
06:36Great.
06:36Okay!
06:37Yeah, so, um, I think you all know Amanda,
06:40who has very kindly offered to sponsor this year's event.
06:43Namaste, guys.
06:44Just glad we can give something back.
06:46So, I think we can all agree that, like, last year's party
06:49was, uh, pretty awesome.
06:51So, as the old saying goes, you know,
06:52if it ain't broke, don't go tinkering with the original.
06:55I just think we've had a terrific year as a club,
06:58and it's time we had a bit more pride in ourselves.
07:01You know, we can, like, part the barbecue, get a caterer in.
07:04Oh, I could do my sausage rolls,
07:05because there, uh, ain't no party like an Anne's sausage party.
07:08No, thank you, Anne.
07:09No.
07:10We are getting professionals in.
07:11Uh, can you see if the people who did my 40th birthday are available?
07:14Ed, they've gone out of business.
07:16In a year?
07:17Well, that was actually five years ago, because you're 45.
07:19I'm thinking photo booth.
07:22Maturos machine.
07:23Um, I'm spitballing here, guys.
07:26Uh, mixologist.
07:27Oh.
07:27Professional DJ.
07:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on.
07:30The only reason I got involved with any of this football shit
07:32is so me and Ned can DJ the party.
07:34Okay, Mal, sure.
07:36Though, it doesn't all about you.
07:38Can I just get some plain old cava?
07:42Like, I'm not great with the cocktails.
07:44It mixes together fine in the metal thingy,
07:45but once it hits my colon, it's like the Rapids and Centreperts.
07:49Fine, we'll get some cava.
07:50Great, yeah.
07:51Well, that's sorted, then.
07:52I will call my friend at Bluebird
07:54and get him started on the cocktail design.
07:56And, uh, you call the jurist people.
07:59That was a really brilliant idea.
08:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:05It's great to see her back to her old self.
08:07She's had a bit of a crappy year,
08:09so maybe just let her have this one thing.
08:11That's what they said about Poland.
08:19Mika, to the left.
08:21No, your other left.
08:22Actually, sorry.
08:23No, I was right.
08:24To the left.
08:25I see your right.
08:26Right.
08:27Yeah.
08:27No, I didn't want the cava.
08:29Stuff tastes like fizzy piss.
08:31You'll have to send it back and knock it off the bill, yeah?
08:34Yeah, that's it.
08:34That's it.
08:35That's it.
08:35Just put it just there.
08:36Would you look at this?
08:37It's like the New York Met Gala in here.
08:40That's two different things, Anne, but, uh, yeah.
08:42Love the banner.
08:44Mm!
08:44Yeah, Hannah's got that printed.
08:45Such a nice thought.
08:46Look, I know you said not to Amanda,
08:48but I made some of my famous sausage rolls,
08:49just in case.
08:50They're not famous, Anne.
08:52They are in my house.
08:53Yes, that's not what famous means.
08:54Let's leave the catering to the caterers, shall we?
08:57Okay, everyone, all hands on deck.
09:04Oh, yeah!
09:06Sorry, uh, what does an offside mule have in it?
09:10It's a Moscow mule.
09:11Oh, ha, that's very good.
09:13And the, um, the pina red carda?
09:15It's a pina colada.
09:16Oh, that's very clever.
09:19Hey!
09:20Blah.
09:21Oh, someone's on it.
09:22I have to tell Fee the business is going under.
09:27What, hey?
09:29Yep, safety in numbers.
09:31And coming out to my parents taught me
09:33that I require a very specific amount of alcohol
09:35before I reach a place of complete honesty.
09:38What's the amount?
09:39Oh, it's a very delicate balance.
09:41The trick is to stop just south of vomiting.
09:44Hmm.
09:46Did you just add on a cocktail?
09:47Oh, no.
09:48Can I please have a glass of cava?
09:49You haven't got cava.
09:50What?
09:51Hey!
09:51Could I get a Suha Moha
09:54and a Golden Baller for Mr. Vandervelde, please?
09:58Amanda, you forgot my cava.
10:00Yes, Johannes sent it back.
10:02He says it's not a proper drink, Anne.
10:04It's just Spain pretending to be France.
10:05Have something else.
10:06Come on, be adventurous.
10:07One for you.
10:08Just a beer, please.
10:09Sorry, we haven't got beer tonight.
10:10It's just cocktails.
10:11The Aussie guy said so.
10:12Dude, welcome.
10:13This must be your beautiful wife or girlfriend, I don't know.
10:15Oh, yeah, because football fans famously hate beer.
10:18Come on.
10:19You can have your tinnies in your cheap bubbles any time.
10:21Let's keep it classy for one night.
10:22I'm trying to raise the bar here.
10:24Literally.
10:25Thank you, Jude.
10:27Oh, Mummy, look at you.
10:38So, are you staying?
10:40Well, the kids virtually begged me,
10:41and so I jiggled a few things around in the diary.
10:43Oh, that's great.
10:44Georgie, take the wristband off.
10:45You look like Andy Murray.
10:47I like it.
10:47It's cool.
10:48It doesn't go with the dress, darling.
10:49Well, neither does your plaid shirts and chokers.
10:51Will you let it go?
10:52Actually, Mummy, I'm glad I've got you.
10:54What, generally, or...?
10:55I don't say anything to the kids,
10:57but Johannes has asked us to move into his place in Wapping.
11:02Well, that's a very kind offer.
11:04Yeah, he's so generous, and he worships me,
11:08but I don't know if it feels like things are moving too fast, or...?
11:12Well, sometimes you have to move fast, don't you?
11:14I mean, you're not getting any younger.
11:17Well, none of us are.
11:18I think my dermatologist would disagree.
11:20Look, I know I pretended to like this place.
11:23You haven't.
11:23Wapping is the new Holland Park.
11:27I'm so excited.
11:28Good for you, darling.
11:30Thank you, Mummy.
11:31Oh, it's starting.
11:33Get yourself a drink.
11:34Good evening, everyone.
11:35Thank you so much for coming.
11:37We've got lots to get through this evening,
11:38lots of awards to give out...
11:40Could I have a girl-fashioned
11:41without the bitters or the soda water?
11:43That's just the whiskey.
11:44Yeah, three of those, in one glass.
11:47Well, it's been a very positive season
11:49for the under-11s.
11:51Our unbeaten record
11:52in 10 of our 18 games.
11:54Thanks.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:56What the hell's in that?
11:59Oh, that might be mine.
12:00Yeah.
12:03Oh, my God, is that a tattoo?
12:05It's just pen, chill.
12:06Pen my home.
12:07That is a prison tattoo.
12:08Have you seen that?
12:09It's not a big deal.
12:11Please tell me Georgie hasn't got one.
12:12Yeah, of course.
12:13Someone who stepped in halfway through the season.
12:15Please put your hands together.
12:18JJ.
12:20Come on, JJ!
12:23Come on, JJ!
12:25And now for the most improved award...
12:28the award for the most improved player.
12:31The most improved player joined us
12:34at the beginning of the season
12:35and has quickly become
12:37an absolute linchpin of the team.
12:39I can't wait to see
12:40what she does next season.
12:42So let's put our hands together
12:44for Georgie Hughes.
12:46Oh, my God!
12:48Oh, my God!
12:49Oh, my God!
12:51Oh, my God!
12:53Oh, my God!
12:54Woo!
12:55Woo!
12:55Woo!
12:55Woo!
12:55Woo!
12:55Woo!
12:56This is my own creation.
12:58I call it the Van der Velde Slammer.
13:00Georgie, stop.
13:01You guys, sit down.
13:02Please, sit down.
13:04Georgie!
13:04And well done, Georgie.
13:06Yeah!
13:06Up next, it's the under-15s category.
13:09Didn't get my hair too.
13:09Sophie Webster.
13:10Come up and collect
13:11the award for Player of the Year.
13:14Woo!
13:19Congratulations, Sophie.
13:20Right, let's crack on.
13:22Highlight.
13:23Please welcome our club secretary,
13:26Anne.
13:26Woo!
13:27Woo!
13:28Go on!
13:29Well, last but not least,
13:31a huge thank you
13:32to our sponsors.
13:34¡Ah, you're welcome!
13:36¡Dick!
13:37...without whose generosity tonight would be so different.
13:43A great big round of applause for Amanda.
13:46¡Yes!
13:47¡Come on, baby!
13:49¡Come on, come on!
13:52¡There she is!
13:53¡All right, my baby!
13:55¡Woo!
13:55¡Thanks, everyone!
13:57¡Wow!
13:58¡That is a lot of dupery!
14:00¡Goodness!
14:01Um, thank you, of course, to Anne for, um...
14:07Thanks, Anne.
14:10Um, so, on behalf of the Vandervelde Senuas Foundation,
14:17I just want to say what a privilege it is to support the little guys, you know,
14:22because, um, we might be up here, but we never forget about down there.
14:29So, um, have a great evening, and enjoy the party.
14:34¡All right, baby!
14:35¡That's my pleasure!
14:36¡Thank you!
14:37¡Thank you!
14:37No, I'm not going to be up here, I need you, baby, maybe, did I see you, baby,
14:42did I see you...
14:43Oh, baby, maybe, maybe, I'm free, maybe, oh, I'm free to buy...
14:52Hey, hey, listen, I was wondering, could you play me a little bit of Rick Astley?
14:57I don't think I have any.
14:58Well, maybe you could just plug your phone in or something.
15:00I'm more of a vinyl guy, you know, old school DJ.
15:04Yeah, well, maybe you could make an exception seeing as I'm paying for all this.
15:10Yeah, right, I'll stick it on after this for you.
15:15Rick Astley, yeah.
15:16Rick Astley, yeah.
15:19What does she see in that dickhead?
15:21Oh, you know, she seems happy and I think she's really into him.
15:25I don't know about you, but I can't drink another crossbargarita.
15:29I'm going to sneak out, get some beers.
15:31Anyone want anything?
15:33Ah, now you're talking my language.
15:36No, we can't, because Amanda will kill us.
15:38She wants everything all fancy in here.
15:39Well, you can't drink it in here.
15:42There's always the shipping container at the back.
15:44Yes, mate.
15:45Cava, two bottles, I have money.
15:48Woo!
15:51Oh, gee!
15:53Woo!
15:56Sweetheart, come on.
15:57It'll be like when the Beckham's do it.
15:58Here.
15:59No.
16:00Okay, well, just take the wristband off.
16:02No, it's cool.
16:03Just for the photo, you won't want to look back on yourself in sports schedule.
16:07Okay, there we go.
16:08There we go.
16:09Sweetheart, like this.
16:10Like this.
16:10Your hands like this.
16:11There we go.
16:11OMG, is that a tattoo?
16:14No.
16:16Only a little one.
16:17Me and Morten did them to each other.
16:18Why would you do that?
16:20Because we're best mates.
16:21No, you're not.
16:22You're two kids who ended up in the same class for a bit.
16:25You're going to look at that scab of hepatitis in a few years and you're going to say,
16:28what was I thinking?
16:29No, I won't.
16:30You will, Georgie.
16:31I don't know anyone from when I was your age.
16:34What does that tell you?
16:35That nobody liked you?
16:36Oh, she is.
16:44Oh, she is.
16:46Keep the noise down.
16:47Come on, Bea.
16:48Bubbles for Anne.
16:49Gaspin, Gaspin.
16:50And we've got this.
16:52What?
16:53Oh, she is lively.
16:57I'll get you a glass, man.
16:58Cheers.
16:59Cheers.
17:06Someone needs to be filming this.
17:15Where's Anne?
17:16Can I say you look insanely hot tonight.
17:19I sent like five photos of you to my rugby mate's WhatsApp group.
17:23And they all agree you're a stunk old ten.
17:25The place looks great.
17:26You've really polished a turd.
17:28Speaking of which, there's a great new sports center in Wapping.
17:32I know, no pressure.
17:33Yeah, can I get, like, an empty wine glass, please?
17:38Thank you.
17:40There you are.
17:41I've been looking for you guys.
17:42Hey!
17:44Um, let's just get some ice.
17:46It's hot.
17:48Work.
17:49Spinning the old ones and twos.
17:50Have you seen everyone?
17:51Where's Anne?
17:52We've got to get the whole gang of 32 booths.
17:54Yeah!
17:55Come on.
17:56I'm not so aware of it.
17:56It's so good.
17:57I don't know.
17:59Well, you need them?
18:02Come on.
18:03Upstairs, downstairs.
18:09It's such a fun party, isn't it?
18:11Oh, it's so fun.
18:15He's so generous, isn't he?
18:17Yeah, honest.
18:18Yeah, well, he really knows how to spend money on things.
18:23Yeah.
18:24You ready?
18:25Yeah.
18:25Do you remember the thing you said in the hospital about me being too good for Johannes?
18:39I don't remember saying anything.
18:41I, uh, I've just taken an ecstasy by accident.
18:45Oh.
18:46Kind of.
18:46And, uh, I should, um...
18:48Yeah, yeah, I know.
18:49I don't know.
18:50Oh.
18:55Ooh.
18:55That really does taste like cappuccino.
18:57I just think the way she talks to me like I'm a kid.
19:01Yeah, I know, babe.
19:02It just really annoys me.
19:03Aw.
19:05What's up, sweetheart?
19:07Mum's pissed off because me and Morton got, like, the tiniest tattoo.
19:10Oh, I like she can talk.
19:12What?
19:13Look, I think it's really lovely to have a little memento.
19:17A little something to remember, um...
19:19Morton.
19:19Morton by.
19:21At your new school.
19:22New school?
19:23What?
19:24Oops.
19:24Gengen, what's going on?
19:27No, it's not for me to say.
19:31Hey, guys.
19:33Dope Fitz, for real.
19:34Um, have any of you guys seen Morton's mum or your mum, Darius?
19:39Not for a bit, actually.
19:39Sorry.
19:40Okay, cool, cool.
19:41Gucci.
19:42Um, well, enjoy yourselves, yeah?
19:45Gucci?
19:47Anne?
19:49Guys?
19:53What?
19:59Shit.
20:00It's Amanda.
20:01Just...
20:02I feel like I'm in The Walking Dead.
20:04What are you doing in here?
20:14Why aren't you at my party?
20:15It's not your party, doll.
20:17It's...
20:18It's the club's party.
20:20Yeah, I'm just not very cocktails and canapes.
20:23Canapes.
20:24Yeah, exactly.
20:24See, I don't even know that.
20:26And in fairness, we did say we wanted something a bit more...
20:29low-key.
20:32Great.
20:34At least we know where we all stand.
20:36And next year, you can have your trough of lager and your scotch shakes, because I won't
20:39be here.
20:39Don't be like that.
20:40No, I won't be here, Anne.
20:42I'm moving to Wapping with Johannes.
20:45What?
20:47No, you're not.
20:48You can't move to Wapping.
20:50What about...
20:51everything here?
20:52Please, Anne, this was always a stock up.
20:54I do not belong in South Halston.
20:55I should be among people who would appreciate this party.
20:58I'm a canapé person, Anne.
21:00And I refuse to spend my life amongst sausage rolls.
21:03Oh, I'm fucking hot.
21:13Johannes.
21:16Yes.
21:18Yes, woman?
21:19Yes, I will move to Wapping with you.
21:21Oh, you...
21:22you will...
21:23Oh, my God!
21:26I'm so fucking happy!
21:28I love this woman!
21:30I bloody love this woman!
21:33I'm gonna call my mother!
21:36She'll be so relieved!
21:45Um, coming back inside, Anne?
21:48Uh, yeah.
21:50I can't go in there.
21:52I don't want to see her.
21:55Would you tell Darius I'll be waiting outside?
21:57Yeah, of course.
22:03I hate her.
22:06It's not fair.
22:06She's already made us move school once.
22:08I just love it here.
22:10Come on, girls.
22:11Are you okay?
22:16What's wrong?
22:17My gang-in said Mum's moving us to Wapping
22:19and I don't want to go.
22:21It sucks.
22:23But your mammy loves you
22:24and she wouldn't be doing this
22:25unless she thought it was good for you.
22:27And sometimes in life
22:29we have to do things
22:31that people don't like
22:31because in the long run
22:34it's the right thing to do.
22:39Even if people might hate you for a bit.
22:41God's sake.
22:57That's miles away.
22:58Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
23:12If I could just get a minute of your time, please.
23:14To be honest, I can do
23:16because I paid for all this.
23:19Um, Amanda.
23:21Where's Amanda?
23:23Amanda?
23:25Amanda?
23:26Amanda!
23:26There she is.
23:28Amanda, come up, girl.
23:29Come up.
23:32Come up here, baby.
23:36What's going on?
23:37Now, I know we haven't known each other
23:40for very long at all
23:41but when you've had a near-death experience
23:44like I had recently
23:45it makes you realise
23:49what's important about life.
23:52So...
23:53What have you done to me?
23:59I'll hardly ever do this.
24:01What are you going to do?
24:02Amanda.
24:03Yes?
24:04Would you do me the honour
24:05of becoming my wife?
24:07Don't do it, Amanda!
24:17Anne?
24:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:19Absolutely not.
24:20The fuck?
24:21You can't marry him.
24:22What?
24:23I know you don't want to hear this
24:24because he's rich
24:25and he has a nice flat.
24:26It's a penthouse.
24:27It's a penthouse.
24:28But as your best friend
24:29it is my duty
24:30to tell you things
24:31that you might not want to hear.
24:32And I'm telling you this right now.
24:33You cannot marry him.
24:35You're too good for him.
24:39You're not my best friend, Anne.
24:41Yes, I am.
24:42No, you're not.
24:43My best friend is called Elizabeth
24:44and she lives in Canada.
24:45She was my maid of honour.
24:47Well,
24:48I don't see her here now, Amanda.
24:51Stopping you from making
24:52the biggest mistake of your life.
24:55We are best friends.
24:57Whether you liked or not.
24:58And that's how I know
24:58you don't love him.
25:00And don't go telling me
25:00oh, he makes me happy
25:01because you've half a sausage roll
25:02on your chin.
25:03And if you eating carbs
25:05isn't a cry for help
25:06then I don't know what is.
25:07So please
25:08don't marry this dick
25:10and don't leave Soha
25:11for the love of God.
25:16Right.
25:16Well, if the drunk lady's
25:18finished with her floor show
25:19then, uh...
25:19I'm not even drunk.
25:21Thanks to you.
25:22Well, if this is you sober, madam
25:23then you are an embarrassment.
25:25Hey.
25:27Don't talk to her like that.
25:29Okay.
25:29Okay.
25:30Look, I'll make it real simple
25:31for you.
25:31Right.
25:32You know
25:33the life I can give you.
25:35Now, do you want that life?
25:37Or would you rather stop here
25:39drinking shit wine
25:40in the ass end of nowhere?
25:47Here you go, darling.
25:51You know what, Amanda?
25:53All the best!
25:54I know.
26:00He closed the tab.
26:01I had to go to something
26:02called a Londis.
26:06I would have said yes.
26:10But look where that gets you.
26:12I'm so proud of you, darling.
26:13You're not...
26:19Your mascara smudged.
26:22Can't drink this filth.
26:24I'm sure I saw a bottle
26:25of peach schnapps in there.
26:26¡Suscríbete al canal!
26:56So, yeah, we're screwed.
26:59Good.
27:00What?
27:01I've barely seen your smile in the last two years.
27:03In fact, I've barely seen you in the last two years.
27:07No, I want all the success in the world for you, darling,
27:10but if it's not making you happy,
27:12and this means that I might get you back,
27:15then just let it go.
27:20We'll be okay.
27:22I can just start selling my ceramic pots.
27:24I just wanted to say,
27:32your sausage rolls are actually delicious.
27:37I know.
27:47She's right, you know.
27:49Well, you know, Elizabeth was my best friend,
27:51but with the distance, we sort of...
27:53You are too good for him.
27:58Are you coming, big man?
27:59Yep.
28:01Ned!
28:01There is space in the Popemobile
28:05if you want to live back to my house.
28:07My house?
28:08Well, I'm 34,
28:09you're 34A, so...
28:12Mummy, kids, come on.
28:13We're going home.
28:15Mum,
28:16have you got a tattoo?
28:19What?
28:19I didn't tell her.
28:23Well, thanks a lot, Mummy.
28:24¡Gracias por ver!
28:54¡Gracias por ver!
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