Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 07
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00:00I might do a little set at your birthday party.
00:03Good evening, everybody, and welcome to your birthday party.
00:07No.
00:08There's something not right with this.
00:10I don't like the squeaks.
00:14It's just because the microphone goes near the speaker.
00:19Shit!
00:20Oh, you've shit me up there.
00:22It's because you've turned it down, you dickhead.
00:24Yeah, well, I don't want to burst me out.
00:26Save it for the party.
00:30Yes!
00:33Ooh, happy days.
00:35Oh, Daniella, I like this.
00:36He's gone and done and did it.
00:37I don't trust him because he's teetotal.
00:39Oh, no, no.
00:40Cryptic that in there. Convoluted that.
00:43Oh, no, no.
00:45What a waste of a muffin.
00:47Boo!
00:48What's that?
00:50Unacceptable!
00:51Yeah!
00:52What the hell?
00:54Is that it?
00:55There's not much evidence of man-boob, is Samara?
00:58It's a tough day to be a fish.
00:59Oh!
01:00Oh, no.
01:01Oh, he's a badger.
01:02He is, he's a badger.
01:03Oh, man, he's got one in and one out.
01:06It's the kind of trash I adore.
01:08Was that good for you or was it was for me?
01:11In the week Liam Gallagher became a granddad, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:18Posh Spice had got her own show on Netflix.
01:21Why do you like the Spice Girls so much?
01:23Because they're so cool and they're so fun and it's all about girl power.
01:27What actually was girl power?
01:29We don't know, boss.
01:30We're not meant to know.
01:31Yeah.
01:32It's ethereal, isn't it?
01:33Ethereal.
01:34Yeah.
01:35I think you just get empowered girls to kick guys in the nuts a bit more.
01:40I remember my time at school, I got nut shotted a lot by girls and then they just went girl power and did like that.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Leaving you in a heap, wondering whatever girl power was.
01:52Yeah.
01:53It hurt.
01:54Are you sure the sign was that and not that?
01:58It might have been that, yeah.
02:01Blue Nights was packing a punch on BBC One.
02:04I've never really had anybody close to me dying before.
02:08I did think about it for a while after that, like how someone can be there and then just not be.
02:17That's what one notices when people die, haven't you noticed that?
02:20What?
02:21One minute they're there and the next they're not.
02:25It's a bit like you when you go to London.
02:28I look at that chair and one minute you're there and the next you're in London.
02:32And Northampton's finest wrap the wheel on Channel 5.
02:36Risk, medium, currently due to speed.
02:401, 1, 5.
02:42Traffic remains light.
02:44I go into, like, lower the driver mode when I see police if they're behind me.
02:49Like, hands are ten and two, passing the wheel between both hands.
02:54Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.
03:00Not eating a Greg's pasta and driving with one hand.
03:03In Manchester...
03:04I might get you another colour of these for your birthday if you're not going to come up with ideas.
03:17I am thinking about things.
03:18It's an SV248, which is an off-axis guider that I haven't got that would be nice.
03:22Right, you're getting some links.
03:23Alison, her husband, George, and her daughter, Helena.
03:27What was it?
03:28You're going to get an off?
03:29S Club 7 album.
03:31It's an off-axis guider.
03:33What's that?
03:35Well, you screw it...
03:36I've said something wrong here.
03:38Why did you do that?
03:39I don't know.
03:40You've enabled him.
03:41You screw it with an appropriate adapter, taking account of your backfold.
03:44Quick, shut it down, Mum.
03:45Is it something to stick on your telescope?
03:48Yes.
03:49There we go.
03:50Why didn't you just say that?
03:52He likes an opportunity.
03:53No, it doesn't explain what it is.
03:54He wants an extender for his telescope.
03:55I think most men want that.
03:57No, it means you can attach...
03:59This week, it was eyes down for the latest instalment from Brand Beckham on Netflix.
04:05Okay.
04:07So excited for this.
04:08No, no, I'm beyond excited.
04:10The thing about Victoria Beckham is that you look at her, you stare and you stare and you can't find anything wrong with her.
04:17Have you noticed that, Nutty?
04:18And she does clothing and she does makeup.
04:21Yes, yes.
04:22I've got an eyeliner.
04:23Oh, how beautiful!
04:25I think it's green.
04:26I don't know why I chose green.
04:28Victoria Beckham, the posh spice of the Spice Girls.
04:31One of the top-selling female pop groups in history.
04:34Posh were my favourite Spice Girls.
04:36She was.
04:37You always wanted to be her.
04:38Always wanted to be her.
04:39I couldn't be further from her.
04:41Exactly.
04:43She was easy on the eye, but not so easy on the ears.
04:51Fish the date, Victoria.
04:52Come on.
04:53If you actually think about it right, really, in the normal world, they'd be called Vicky and Dave, wouldn't they?
04:58Vicky and Dave.
05:01He's a plasterer.
05:02She's a nail tech.
05:03She obviously couldn't.
05:06Who's that little old man?
05:08I think you just started.
05:11This is David.
05:12I'm trying to work out a milkshake here.
05:13What?
05:14Let's look normal, David.
05:15We'll use a blender.
05:17When you don't want to listen to me, you just have.
05:20When you don't want to listen to me.
05:21What?
05:22God, I love him so much as well.
05:24Oh, grow up.
05:26He's too young for you.
05:29That's what you think.
05:31Right, I've got to get to work.
05:32Love you.
05:33OK, love you.
05:34He's got to get to work.
05:35What does he do?
05:36Is he doing the football still?
05:37Do you know what?
05:38I don't know whether I like that kitchen.
05:41It's about me.
05:42Why?
05:43Big Doc.
05:47Hi, good morning.
05:48How are you?
05:49How many people she's got working for her?
05:50Goodness me.
05:51There's loads of people in there.
05:52Wow.
05:54Did you have a good weekend?
05:55Relaxing?
05:56Did you have a good weekend, employee?
05:58Yes.
06:00Employee number 452.
06:01These aren't mine, are they?
06:02These ones are yours.
06:03Amazing.
06:04Yes, this is your studio, Victoria.
06:06I mean, is she designing these or has she got someone in to do it?
06:10She does so much that she can't remember everything.
06:13Absolutely gorgeous.
06:17So much better on the cut there.
06:18Fucking Harry Hill.
06:21It's like a dog when it's had an operation.
06:24Stop licking your stitches.
06:26Well, I see one of them in the outlet.
06:29You said it'd go nice with my boots with the pink laces.
06:33So nice.
06:34Yeah, so amazing.
06:35Zip it right up.
06:36Right up.
06:37Yay!
06:38Fantastic!
06:39The shoulder looks great.
06:40The collar's nice and strong.
06:41Oh, yeah.
06:42Absolutely stunning.
06:43Really brings out your eyes.
06:44I can see myself in a laundis with this up.
06:45Put the money in the bag.
06:46We've been married for 25 years.
06:47Is that their house?
06:48Fucking can't be.
06:49How many different kitchens have they got, for God's sake?
06:56Can't go to the palace with just one earring in.
06:57She can't go to the palace with just one earring in.
06:59She can't go to the palace with just one earring in.
07:00She can't go to the palace with just one earring in.
07:01She can't go to the palace with just one earring.
07:02Pick that up.
07:03Do you want a whisper?
07:04Do you want a whisper?
07:05A little whisper?
07:06That's quite cute.
07:07A little whisper?
07:08A little whisper?
07:09That's quite cute.
07:10David Beckham is cracking out the dad jokes in this.
07:11I'm here for it.
07:12What is the matter?
07:13Are you going to cheer up a bit, or what?
07:14They're a bit dull, aren't they?
07:15You're being a bit dull.
07:16They're being a bit dull.
07:17I haven't touched chocolate since the 90s.
07:18It's not going to start now.
07:19Not touched chocolate since the 90s?
07:20I'm not going to start now.
07:21Not touched chocolate since the 90s?
07:22I haven't touched chocolate since 9 o'clock this morning.
07:23It's been about half an hour for me.
07:26You're gorgeous.
07:29You look lovely.
07:44Obviously a little photo shoot before they go to the palace.
07:47I've looked miserable.
07:49We've got time for this.
07:50You've got time for this story. I've lost miserable for all these years.
07:52Oh, here we go. Everybody says she looks miserable.
07:55You do, love. I hate to say it, but you do.
07:57It's because when we stand on the red carpet,
07:59this guy has always gone on the left.
08:02Right. OK, now, I didn't realise that when I smile, which I do...
08:06When? When? Do you?
08:08I smile from the left, because if I smile from the right, I look unwell.
08:13We have the same side, and we always argue,
08:16and you always get the better of me,
08:18and then I just have to think, well, I'll just have to accept
08:20that I'm going to look a dog in this picture, then.
08:22You look a dog either way. OK, so, consequently, I'm smiling.
08:26I think David's like, this is a load of bollocks.
08:30I'm not listening to it. I'll go and get the fucking car running.
08:34See you later. Bye. Bye.
08:40Still don't feel like I know Victoria Beckham.
08:42No, I don't think Victoria Beckham knows Victoria Beckham.
08:45Marks are still on. You fucking little dick in there,
08:49showing me up like that.
08:50Fucking walking off while I'm trying to say that I do smile
08:52when I don't smile.
08:54Fucking making me look a twat.
08:56I don't know if you're playing to yourself.
08:58Yeah, well, when we get home tonight,
09:00you're in the fucking spare room,
09:02and we're playing Happy Families while we're at the palace.
09:04Fuck you, David.
09:05What the hell is this?
09:12Oh, so you found it, then.
09:13What the hell? I thought, he's such a wet wipe.
09:16I thought, what has he done?
09:17Sisters Ellie and Dizzy.
09:19I absolutely adore and love you,
09:22Tobes.
09:23Kiss, kiss, kiss.
09:25Look, don't you be getting jealous
09:29just because Nat doesn't send you nice, meaningful cards.
09:32I'm going to take a picture of this and send it to Nat.
09:36Nat'll shudder.
09:37I honestly think that you and Toby,
09:40how long have you been together? A year?
09:42I think that you two have got more pictures together
09:44than me and Nat have got throughout our entire relationship.
09:47On Sunday night, there were more experts
09:50perusing people's treasures on BBC One.
09:53Mummy got loads of dolls.
09:54Some of them might be worth something.
09:56Yeah.
09:58That might be a thing.
09:59If you see them missing,
10:01don't ask me no questions yet.
10:03I tell you why I like Antiques Roadshow.
10:06Everyone's quite civilised on it and polite,
10:11and you know there's no question
10:13there won't be gangs of swearing skinheads.
10:16Yeah, you're obsessed with skinheads, Natty,
10:19but they were a phenomenon of the 1970s, wasn't it?
10:22I know, but I'm frightened of them.
10:22The 70s were about 40 years ago.
10:24I know, but there won't be yobs or Hells Angels, skinheads.
10:30What else? What other yobs are there?
10:32There aren't.
10:36Really fun day out this would be, wouldn't it?
10:38I just collect fridge magnets
10:40and I can't see me ever being able to take them
10:42on Antiques Roadshow.
10:43When you came to my table
10:45and you said you had a coin collection.
10:46Right up my street, coins.
10:50What kind of coins is that?
10:51See, I've got coins upstairs.
10:52We need to go through that stash, man.
10:54I thought, oh dear, she hasn't read the blurb
10:56that we don't have a coin specialist
10:57or a stamp specialist.
10:59Oh!
11:00I didn't know that!
11:01Well, slap my ass and call me Jill.
11:03A single coin collection can take a day to go through,
11:06so we don't normally look at coins, unfortunately.
11:08Don't you remember, Ellie, when I found that dateless 20p
11:11when all them 20ps got issued?
11:13Yes!
11:13Wrong with no date on.
11:14And I sold it for 70 quid.
11:16Why didn't you keep it?
11:18Young wanted the money.
11:19Tell me what you know about your coin collection.
11:21They look a bit boring.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Well, I went up into the loft
11:24and I opened up this blue ice cream box
11:26and found these.
11:28It's always in the loft, innit?
11:29It's always something in the loft.
11:31You know when I go in our loft,
11:32there's a Christmas tree wrapped up
11:33with a bin bag up there.
11:34That's all we've got.
11:35Yeah?
11:35We've got a coin collection.
11:36I can see that there are two
11:38with Queen Victoria's head on.
11:40Oh, wow.
11:40Queen Vicar.
11:42Dated in the 1800s
11:43and then the rest all seem to be
11:45the sort of after Queen Victoria.
11:47Oh, so they're from years ago.
11:50George, Edward, all that.
11:51Well, they were authentic.
11:53Well, let's see.
11:53Well, I can tell you in two sweet words
11:56exactly what this is.
11:58Fuck all.
12:00Thank you for your time.
12:02This is gold bullion.
12:04Gold bullion?
12:05That's what gold is.
12:06As if she's found gold bullion in her loft.
12:09She is quid in.
12:12Oh, she's got a good,
12:14I'm shocked face, hasn't she?
12:16These are gold sovereigns.
12:17You've got 21 gold sovereigns
12:19and two half sovereigns.
12:21Oh, my goodness.
12:22They're worth a fortune.
12:23The sovereigns!
12:24I've got four sovereigns upstairs!
12:27In theory, they are legal tender.
12:29You could spend it.
12:30Stick them in a coin star machine!
12:31Yeah.
12:32Now, something that's important
12:34is the dating on them
12:35because some of the earlier ones
12:36can fetch more for their collectible value.
12:39So, come on.
12:40For cross, I go, how much is it worth?
12:42How much?
12:43Do you have any idea of their value?
12:44None.
12:45Absolutely none.
12:46No, none.
12:47It wasn't me.
12:48I didn't put them there.
12:49These, a year ago,
12:51were making, ad auction, £400 each.
12:54Now they're £5.50 each.
12:57Wow!
12:58Each!
12:58You see?
12:59We've gone up by...
13:00£550 each.
13:02That's why you mustn't throw away
13:03man's things in the attic.
13:04You hear that, yeah?
13:07So...
13:07She's adding up now in her head.
13:09Your collection here
13:11is worth the best part
13:12of £10,000 to £15,000.
13:14Oh!
13:15Wow!
13:17£15,000!
13:18This is what Antiques Roadshow
13:20is all about.
13:22Whoa!
13:23You can't even say wow!
13:25Woo!
13:25Woo!
13:26Right.
13:27Her flabbers have been gasted.
13:29Yeah, I've got coins in here
13:31but I can't find the fucking key.
13:34I need to find the key.
13:37Izzy, guess how much
13:38that dateless 20p
13:40would have been worth
13:41now
13:42if you'd hung on to it.
13:44I don't know.
13:45£500.
13:46How much did you get
13:47for it at time?
13:48£70.
13:49And how long ago was that?
13:50Oh!
13:5115 years ago.
13:52Right, so now
13:53they're going for
13:54£10,000
13:56on eBay.
13:57Fuck off!
13:58Yeah!
13:59Get lost!
14:00That was my Antiques Roadshow moment!
14:03And you've sold it
14:04for £70
14:04for fags and booze.
14:06In Surrey...
14:15This weekend, Jane...
14:16Yes?
14:17I was with my...
14:19The Dwarf Sports Association.
14:21What are you doing?
14:23And we played Bottia.
14:25104 players.
14:26Oh my God, Jane.
14:27I cleaned up.
14:28Simon and his sister, Jane.
14:30Simon!
14:31I got...
14:32Look at it!
14:34What are you going to...
14:35I got...
14:37Were you on a roll
14:38or something?
14:39Oh, Jane, I couldn't...
14:40I think I played 20 games
14:41in all
14:42and won 19 of them.
14:44There's only one in the rounds
14:45that I kind of lost
14:46a little bit.
14:47Were people booing you
14:48at the end?
14:48Bronze for the teams.
14:50That's OK.
14:51What do you mean,
14:51booing me?
14:52Well, it was getting boring.
14:55And the winner is
14:56Simon Minty.
14:57And the winner is
14:58Simon Minty.
14:59Were they not like...
14:59You know me.
15:00I'm a humble person.
15:01Oh, God.
15:03On Sunday night,
15:05the Hollywood actress
15:06was doing some
15:07culinary soul-searching
15:08on BBC2.
15:09I never understand
15:10people going to Spain
15:12and they want
15:13to roast dinner.
15:13Well, they're out there, Steve.
15:15I went to University
15:16in Madrid for three months.
15:18Did you?
15:19That's a long time.
15:20I mean, I put up my CV.
15:22I went to University
15:23in Madrid.
15:23I did a three-month
15:24language course.
15:25And I immediately said
15:26University in Madrid
15:27on my CV.
15:28Well, you would.
15:29I could.
15:30I should.
15:30I would.
15:30I did.
15:32I'm Eva Longoria.
15:34Oh, I know her.
15:35Eva Longoria.
15:36I used to love
15:37Desperate Housewives.
15:39Sorry.
15:40And I'm exploring Spain
15:41and its 17 regions.
15:43I didn't know that.
15:44I didn't know that.
15:44I had 17, no.
15:46I have been to
15:46a few places in Spain.
15:48I can never remember
15:49what they call them.
15:50But I know I've been there.
15:52Somebody says
15:53an area where...
15:54Magaluf.
15:55No, I don't think
15:56I've been there.
15:57No.
15:57You went with me.
15:59Oh, did I?
16:00Oh, yeah.
16:05Oh, look at her.
16:06Look at her in her jeans.
16:07Would you ever look like that
16:09in a pair of jeans?
16:10No, never.
16:10Searching for...
16:15Tween.
16:19Spain, you idiot.
16:21Give me a paella
16:22and some rioja
16:24and I'm a happy bunny.
16:26Potato buffers is nice.
16:29Hola.
16:30Hola.
16:31You all right?
16:32Javi Estevez
16:33opened La Tasqueria
16:35with a mission...
16:36What is that?
16:37...to transform
16:38one of Madrid's
16:39oldest culinary traditions
16:40into high-end cuisine.
16:42Right.
16:43See, anything made
16:44with tweezers,
16:45you just know
16:46you're going to leave
16:46and want a cheeseburger
16:47afterwards.
16:49That's true.
16:50I heard Madrid
16:51don't have a beach
16:51or nothing.
16:52Are you ready?
16:53No point going.
16:54Madrid has a long history
16:56of eating awful.
16:57Awful?
16:58Oh, we've got a bit of awful.
17:00The usually discarded
17:01parts of the animals.
17:02Yeah, rather you
17:04than me, evil love.
17:05They're discarded
17:05for a reason.
17:06Why are we eating them?
17:08This I'm a little nervous about.
17:10What is this?
17:11We are talking about testicles.
17:12Oh!
17:13I'm out.
17:13Sorry.
17:14This dish is the mollocks.
17:17You need to try.
17:18Okay, please.
17:19Sure.
17:21Oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:22Oh, can you ask the bitches
17:24for testicles?
17:27Because I haven't seen
17:28it laid out before.
17:29When we think
17:30in this recipe,
17:31something like a pizza,
17:32okay?
17:32She doesn't look convinced.
17:34No.
17:35Oh, a testicle pizza.
17:37You have the confetti
17:38and some dried tomato.
17:41That's nice.
17:41Little pizza.
17:42Everything tastes nice
17:43on pizza,
17:44apart from pineapple.
17:50Oh, and the water!
17:52Oh, my God,
17:54there's no turning back.
17:55Oh, she could have
17:56at least bitten it
17:57in half, Tracer.
17:57I wouldn't want to.
17:58Straight down the hatch.
18:02Hold on, hold on.
18:08Oh, no, she's still chewing.
18:12It does taste like sausage.
18:19It tastes like sausage.
18:21That's a bit further up.
18:24That's the next cut.
18:26Seeing Javi's artistry
18:28up close in the kitchen
18:29has been eye-opening.
18:31I really don't know
18:31what to expect.
18:32And in the restaurant,
18:33he's taking it
18:34to another level.
18:35What's he got?
18:36What's this?
18:37No.
18:39Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:42That's what your head
18:43would look like
18:44if it had been
18:44in the deep fryer.
18:46The baby big head.
18:47No.
18:48Oh, I don't think
18:49I'd want that.
18:49Oh, have you seen
18:50the film, babe?
18:51I think Bubbles
18:51is a bit worried
18:52her head's going to get fried.
18:55It has the ears
18:55and everything.
18:56Do you knife and fork it
18:58or what?
18:59Surely you don't eat it
18:59like a burger.
19:01Oh, I don't know.
19:02Just cut us a bit
19:03of the ear out.
19:04Yeah.
19:05That'll do me.
19:06Yeah.
19:06I'm actually quite
19:07full off the bollocks.
19:10I don't even know
19:11is it a fork,
19:12is it a knife,
19:12is it your hand?
19:13That makes it less
19:14thin as to putting
19:14on black gloves.
19:16Yeah.
19:17OK.
19:18OK.
19:19Oh.
19:19Oh, no.
19:20Oh, no.
19:21Look at that.
19:22Oh, it's making me feel sick.
19:23Then we open.
19:24In the mouth.
19:25And then you find
19:26different parts.
19:27Oh.
19:27Oh!
19:28Oh, he's ripped it
19:29sure enough.
19:31Why do you like
19:31to present it this way?
19:32Because we want
19:33to respect the animal.
19:34Oh, really?
19:35You're just dissecting
19:36it in front of somebody's
19:37ripping the fucking head off.
19:40Oh, my God.
19:41Oh, that was crisp.
19:42Oh, look at the crunch
19:43on that.
19:44It's like crispy crackling,
19:46that best bit of pork.
19:48This is truly unique
19:49and I'm so happy
19:50I got to experience it.
19:52Thank you so much.
19:53What's up, Melissa,
19:53for me?
19:54I can't imagine
19:55what they're having
19:55for pudding.
19:56I don't.
19:56Hairy pie.
19:58Don't ever take me
19:59to a restaurant like that.
20:00Not a chance, Julie.
20:01You know, I fancy now
20:02for watching this packet
20:03of pork scratchings.
20:04No one turns you off
20:05food, does it?
20:10Sorry.
20:11Just ask her.
20:12There is.
20:12This Shae's enjoying
20:13herself right now
20:14in the sunshine.
20:15Shh.
20:16What?
20:17Quiet.
20:18There's no Shae.
20:19Oh, that's so rude.
20:21Sarah and her husband, Andre.
20:23But I'm also happy
20:25that she ain't here
20:26because she ain't
20:26tearing up the heating.
20:28That's another thing.
20:31Andre, the house
20:32is too cold, though.
20:33I can't blame Shae
20:34for doing that.
20:35No one ain't touching
20:35that firmestat.
20:36Oh, come on.
20:37And that's why I locked it.
20:38So we got to put on
20:39our jumpers,
20:40our socks,
20:41our thermal underwear,
20:42everything.
20:43Look, you got blanket.
20:43Just to walk around the house.
20:45See this?
20:45Blanket.
20:46Put this on.
20:46Electric blanket, too.
20:47You're just stingy.
20:48Everyone's got
20:49an electric blanket.
20:50It's coming up to Christmas.
20:51Don't be a Scrooge.
20:52I'm going to buy you
20:52a new electric blanket.
20:54On Monday night,
20:56there were more cops
20:57in cars
20:57catching criminals
20:58on Channel 5.
21:00Don't you remember
21:00when Janae got stopped
21:02for driving it right lane
21:03and she got a right bollocking?
21:04Yeah.
21:05I've been scared
21:06to drive it right lane
21:07since that.
21:07Me, too.
21:08I think about that incident
21:09every time I drive
21:10in the right lane.
21:11The most I go
21:12is about 45, 50
21:13and that's bad enough.
21:15I went down
21:15Portobello Street
21:16the other day
21:17and I got cramp
21:18in my foot
21:18and I couldn't get me foot
21:19and I went over
21:20a speed bump
21:21all my shopping
21:22went all over.
21:26It's a miracle
21:27Margaret's never
21:28been pulled
21:28by police.
21:29She's the only person
21:30I know
21:31that has to open
21:32the driver door
21:33to reverse
21:33to see better.
21:37Let's catch
21:38some perps.
21:39Interceptors
21:40Sandra Payne
21:41and Chris Locke
21:41are responding
21:42to a Grade 1 emergency.
21:44Ooh, I can.
21:45Let's strap in.
21:45We've got reports
21:46of a single vehicle RTC
21:48Road traffic collision.
21:49It's driven into
21:50the centre of a roundabout.
21:52Oh, no.
21:53Drunk or drugs?
21:54Who put that roundabout there?
21:57Ray once did that
21:58when it was foggy.
21:59What?
21:59You know
22:00the Opel Road
22:01where the roundabout is?
22:02It was thick fog
22:03and he ended up
22:04on the roundabout.
22:04He went through
22:06two sands.
22:08He was lucky.
22:09The next day
22:10we went to have a look
22:10and you could see
22:11his tire track.
22:13Eyewitnesses at the scene
22:14are speaking to the driver.
22:16The male was slurring
22:17his words
22:18asking,
22:18don't call the police.
22:19Can you give me a lift?
22:22No police today,
22:24please.
22:25I'm innocent
22:26but don't call the police.
22:27I know we're making
22:28a joke of it
22:28and a bit of a joke
22:29but that is serious.
22:31Yeah, it is.
22:31He has a bruised forehead,
22:33two bruises above each eye.
22:35Damn.
22:36He had his top off.
22:37Oh.
22:38He had his top off?
22:39Can you imagine
22:40driving topless?
22:42We'd get arrested
22:42just for that.
22:43Yeah.
22:44In decent exposure.
22:46The driver has ploughed
22:47into a roundabout
22:48and embedded his car
22:49in the undergrowth.
22:50Holy shit,
22:51look at that.
22:52He's lucky,
22:52he's all right.
22:53Look at how mashed up it is.
22:55All airbags have come out.
22:57The interceptor's priority
22:58is finding the driver
22:59who could have
23:00critical injuries.
23:01He's going to be
23:02easy to spot.
23:03semi-naked.
23:04They'd be able
23:04to recognise him
23:05because he's got
23:05a big bump on his head
23:06and no shirt on.
23:08Just didn't have to get you
23:09right there.
23:12Oh,
23:12that'll be him there then.
23:13Oh, look at that him
23:14down there, Mary.
23:15Is it a guy
23:15with no shirt on?
23:16Hello, fella.
23:17You need to stay
23:19where you are, buddy.
23:19He's done everything wrong.
23:22Everything you shouldn't do,
23:23he's just done it.
23:24I'm a bit worried
23:25about your welfare
23:25because you're
23:26car, haven't you?
23:27Have I?
23:28Have I?
23:29You've crashed your car,
23:30haven't you?
23:31Have I?
23:31I'm just out walking
23:32with your dog.
23:32Where's your dog?
23:35I want to make sure
23:36that you're fit and well
23:36and we need to go
23:37through a breath test
23:38procedure on the roadside
23:39and smell alcohol
23:40on your breath.
23:41Oh, he stinks.
23:43Deep breath in
23:44and seal your lips
23:45around the tube
23:46and blow.
23:46Oh, what's it
23:47going to go up to?
23:49No, don't block it.
23:50Don't block it.
23:51You're not blowing
23:51into the machine.
23:52He's not blowing.
23:53He's not blowing.
23:54He's pretending like that.
23:56Listen, there's no
23:57breath flow
23:58going through that tube
23:59so you're blocking
23:59it with your tongue.
24:00No, I'm trying.
24:00I've got asthma
24:01so I'm trying to blow.
24:02No.
24:03Oh, shut up.
24:04Oh, that old one.
24:06That chestnut.
24:07He's got asthma.
24:08I can't.
24:09I can't.
24:09I can't.
24:09I can't.
24:11Attempt five.
24:12You understand
24:13the concept of blowing?
24:14I've heard that phrase
24:15before.
24:17Yeah?
24:17Blow.
24:18I would tickle him.
24:20I would tickle him
24:21and then he would
24:22breathe out.
24:22What the police officer
24:23needs to say is,
24:25look, we've got a rectal
24:26one that is every time
24:28successful so you
24:29either blow into this
24:30or we'll get the rectal
24:31one out and he'll blow.
24:33Right, listen to me.
24:35Open your mouth,
24:36seal your lips
24:37around the tube,
24:38do not block the tube
24:39with your tongue
24:39and blow.
24:40Well done, Sandra.
24:42God, you don't get
24:42paid enough to do
24:43that job, mate.
24:45OK.
24:45You're not blowing.
24:53He's not blowing.
24:54He's still doing it.
24:55This police officer's
24:56got the patience
24:57of an absolute saint,
24:58hasn't she?
24:58Look, you shirtless shit.
25:00Do it properly.
25:01On the ninth
25:02breathtakingly bad attempt,
25:03they're calling it.
25:05He's arrested
25:06for failing to provide.
25:08Well, that serves them right.
25:09Well, they normally
25:10do it after three,
25:11not nine.
25:12I'm pretty cold.
25:13Can I have a jump on this?
25:14I'm afraid we don't
25:15carry spare jumpers.
25:18We're not a wardrobe company.
25:20Don't worry,
25:21yeah, we've got
25:21a load of fashion up.
25:23What do you fancy wearing
25:24on the way
25:24to the police station?
25:26What size are you?
25:26We went to Zara earlier
25:27to get something.
25:28Oh, do you remember
25:29there was a man
25:30who walked round here
25:31shirtless, Mary?
25:32Bobblehat.
25:33No.
25:34No.
25:34Bareback Tommy.
25:35Bareback Tommy.
25:37He walked round the village
25:38all round,
25:40round about the lanes,
25:41Mary, with no shirt.
25:43For years,
25:44come rain or shine
25:46without a shirt.
25:47But he did it
25:48for health reasons,
25:49I think.
25:49Mm-hmm.
25:50In the Cotswolds.
25:59I'm darling,
26:00something that has been
26:01really, really bothering me
26:02for quite a while
26:02since we've lived
26:03in this house now.
26:04What are you about to say?
26:05We, how have we not
26:06got a full-length mirror?
26:08What do you mean
26:08a full-length mirror?
26:09Who needs a full-length mirror?
26:10You're a man.
26:11Andrew
26:12and his husband, Alfie.
26:14When people ask you the question,
26:15did you look in the mirror
26:15before you left the house?
26:17I'm not a girl.
26:18Who doesn't?
26:19Well, not me.
26:20Clearly.
26:21OK, well,
26:22people do always say to me,
26:23why don't you have
26:23any full-length mirrors?
26:25Well, I've never had them
26:26because I don't use them.
26:28That's maybe why
26:28my socks always never
26:29match anything else.
26:30It's really time to start.
26:32OK.
26:32It's my birthday coming up.
26:34You want me to dress properly
26:35for your birthday?
26:36No, I want a mirror.
26:38Then we can work on that.
26:39On Friday,
26:41it was a common complaint
26:43that united us
26:44on BBC News.
26:45These crackers
26:46have gone soft.
26:48I did think
26:48they might be
26:49when you started
26:49buttering them off,
26:50but I just didn't say,
26:51oh.
26:52Do you think
26:53the news is getting better
26:54in the last few days?
26:56Oh, it is, surely.
26:58I think it is
26:59getting a bit better.
27:00That's what
27:01they want you to think.
27:02Now, if you've
27:03experienced problems
27:04using a parking app,
27:05you're not alone
27:06because three-quarters
27:07of motorists have.
27:08I'm one of them.
27:10I've had enough
27:10problems with the parking app.
27:12Oh, I love it.
27:13I love it
27:14when there's stories
27:14about everyone
27:15being annoyed
27:16by the same things.
27:17Yes.
27:18But now the RAC
27:19is calling for drivers
27:20to have several options
27:21and not be forced
27:22to pay online.
27:24I agree.
27:25I agree.
27:25The problem is
27:26with this is that
27:27nobody accepts
27:28or carries cash anymore.
27:29We're in a cashless society.
27:30That's insane.
27:31Other options are cash
27:32and no one has that.
27:33The British Parking Association
27:35says it's working
27:36with providers
27:36to make apps easier.
27:38Yay!
27:38It's a right nightmare.
27:40I must have about
27:40seven different parking apps.
27:43I thought I was
27:43just the old man
27:44that annoyed me
27:46but I'm guessing
27:46it's the same problem
27:47for near enough everybody.
27:49You've parked,
27:50sometimes a challenge
27:51in itself.
27:52That's true.
27:53Then comes
27:53the life-shortening tedium
27:55of working out
27:56how to pay.
27:57It is life-shortening,
27:58you're right.
27:59It is actually
28:00life-shortening.
28:01Look at all
28:02the information.
28:03So much stuff
28:04to read.
28:05The problem is right
28:06on these apps
28:07it'll have a number
28:08there like
28:0884256.
28:10You put that in
28:11on the app
28:11and it goes
28:12not recognised.
28:13That set up
28:15that system
28:16to fail.
28:17Yeah.
28:18Because of the robbing
28:18bastards.
28:19Get the cash in.
28:20I tell you what,
28:21at least Dick Turpin
28:22wore a mask.
28:23Do you have the right app?
28:24Do you really have to
28:25scan a QR code?
28:26No, you don't.
28:28There's a scam
28:28going around
28:29where they put
28:29fake QR code
28:31stickers over
28:31the real one
28:32and it's scammers
28:33stealing your money.
28:34So you stand
28:35baffled and frustrated
28:37by technology
28:38that's meant
28:39to make things easier.
28:40Look at this.
28:41This is us.
28:42Margaret's buggered
28:43she has to drive home
28:43when it's a parking app.
28:45Yeah, she can't use them
28:46can she?
28:47There is some good news
28:48on the way.
28:49Oh, good news.
28:50A new initiative
28:51called the National
28:52Parking Platform
28:53should allow motorists
28:54to use any app
28:55in any car park.
28:57Yeah, and I think
28:57that's a good thing.
28:58That's decent.
28:58Glimmer of hope.
28:59Oh, we're so grateful.
29:00For some, cash remains king.
29:03I think cash is king.
29:05It's just easy.
29:06That's me.
29:07Look, I've always got
29:08some coins in the car, Mary.
29:10And motoring groups
29:11are urging providers
29:12to continue to offer
29:13a range of ways to pay.
29:16He can't use that either.
29:18He's in his wallet
29:19as a supervisor.
29:20Oh, I hate modern technology.
29:22I know, I mean,
29:23well, I was buggered
29:25when they put computers
29:26in work.
29:27I thought, oh, God,
29:28here we go.
29:30In Leeds...
29:32Do you want
29:33my Tinder Prime?
29:34I mean, obviously,
29:34I can't use it
29:36other than I've spoken for.
29:37Give me your Prime.
29:38But I get it free
29:39with my bank.
29:40Best friends Danielle
29:41and Daniella.
29:43I was thinking about
29:44getting a T-shirt printed,
29:45right, that says...
29:46Call me, please, I beg.
29:47Single, 40, in brackets,
29:51can you believe it,
29:52close bracket.
29:55Likes dogs, no kids,
29:58opens kids.
30:00How big is this T-shirt?
30:01It's going to have to be
30:02fucking massive, isn't it?
30:03Just get a T-shirt dress.
30:04And then I'll put my
30:05Insta handle on the back.
30:07DM me.
30:08Shag me.
30:09Or that.
30:09On Monday night,
30:15we were back on the beat
30:16with the boys and girls
30:17of Belfast on the BBC.
30:20I've got to get
30:20into this, Lee.
30:22Why?
30:23Because I do.
30:24And you've seen
30:24blue lights before?
30:25Yes, of course I have.
30:26All right.
30:28Can I get you
30:28a Malteser, sister?
30:29Well, that would be
30:30very nice, thank you.
30:31I've got one there.
30:32This is set in Belfast.
30:36I actually know
30:37a bloke who's Irish.
30:39Oh, really?
30:39No, no, O'Reilly.
30:417-2 from Uniform,
30:42we have a domestic call
30:43on 18 McLean Street.
30:45Appears to be
30:46from a child.
30:47A child?
30:48Oh, my God.
30:49See, triggered already.
30:51Listen,
30:51that's the home
30:52of a police officer.
30:53Be aware,
30:54there's a registered
30:54firearm at the address.
30:56What do you say
30:57is the home
30:57of a police officer?
30:58A police officer
30:59is going to shoot somebody.
31:00I don't know.
31:01Oh, do I know
31:02the young girl's
31:02on her just fucking rug up?
31:03All right.
31:07Oh, that's the same
31:08doorbell as Michelle's.
31:09The ring doorbell?
31:10Yeah.
31:13Hello?
31:14He don't look very happy,
31:15does he?
31:15We've had a call
31:16from this address.
31:18There must be
31:19some mistake.
31:20It was from a child.
31:21Are there children
31:22in the house?
31:22He looks dodged,
31:23doesn't he?
31:24Yep.
31:24Nobody from here
31:25has called the police.
31:26Really?
31:26Oh, I don't trust him
31:27already.
31:28I don't know why.
31:29There's something
31:30about his face.
31:31May we come in?
31:32Get in that house.
31:34I'd go,
31:35who's called
31:36a child?
31:36Erwin!
31:39Listen,
31:39hold on a minute,
31:41will you?
31:41Hold on a minute?
31:42Why?
31:43Chief Inspector
31:44Bonding,
31:45neighbourhood.
31:45So,
31:46can we come in?
31:46Yeah!
31:48Oh, my God!
31:49That's what I say.
31:50Chief Inspector!
31:51Yeah.
31:51Sorry,
31:52but we'd still
31:53like to come on.
31:54Yeah, good.
31:54Ashley,
31:55step in there,
31:55girl.
31:56Tell him,
31:56I'm coming in.
32:03Oh,
32:03spooky children.
32:07Oh,
32:07what was this?
32:08Oh,
32:08is this his wife?
32:11What's going on?
32:13It's all a bit frosty
32:14in the house,
32:14isn't it?
32:15You can feel
32:15the eggshells.
32:16Apparently,
32:17they got a call
32:17from this house
32:18from a child.
32:18I have no idea
32:21what's happened to her.
32:22She looks petrified,
32:23isn't it?
32:23Yeah.
32:24He looks guilty,
32:25mate.
32:25He looks shady.
32:26He's very guilty
32:27and she's going to
32:28try and cover up
32:29for him.
32:30Olivia was saying
32:32that yesterday
32:32a police officer
32:33came out
32:34to her classroom.
32:35She was in
32:36the living room
32:36a while ago.
32:38Planner came
32:39on my phone.
32:40No,
32:41not buying it.
32:41There we go.
32:42Not buying it.
32:43Not buying it.
32:43Not buying it.
32:44Oh,
32:45they're making a story
32:46up here,
32:47aren't they?
32:47Do you mind
32:48if I talk to her?
32:48Oh,
32:49that's it,
32:50Ashley.
32:51That's it.
32:52I know they're
32:52just going to talk to her.
32:55Oh,
32:55use authority
32:56to go and speak
32:57to the kid.
32:58Uh,
32:58here she is.
32:59Oh,
33:00God,
33:00look at her.
33:01Hey,
33:01sweetie.
33:02Now,
33:03uh,
33:03Olivia,
33:04you called
33:05the police
33:06by accident
33:06on Daddy's phone,
33:07didn't you?
33:09She's coercing
33:10her what to say.
33:11You called
33:12them by accident
33:13on Daddy's phone,
33:14didn't you?
33:14We just
33:15wanted to make sure
33:16everything was all right.
33:17Are you okay?
33:19Doesn't look all right,
33:20does she?
33:20Well,
33:21how does she take it further?
33:23She's in a difficult position,
33:24Aisling,
33:25isn't she?
33:28Oh,
33:28side eye to Dad.
33:29Yeah.
33:30Dad's a rotter.
33:31She's scared of saying
33:32anything because of him.
33:33What do you say,
33:34Olivia?
33:35Sorry.
33:36Aww.
33:36Oh,
33:37Christ,
33:38man.
33:38It's grand.
33:39Don't worry.
33:41These things happen.
33:43You see,
33:44he's so controlling,
33:45isn't he?
33:46Lock him up.
33:47Lock him
33:48up.
33:49I don't trust
33:50that man's big looming head.
33:51No,
33:52I don't.
33:52The energy's off,
33:53isn't it?
33:54Taser him.
33:55Excuse me,
33:55what did you say
33:56your name was again?
33:57Angela?
33:58Oh!
34:00She said Angela?
34:01That's the code word.
34:02Yeah,
34:02that's the code.
34:02Ask Angela.
34:03Why use Angela?
34:05If you're ever in trouble
34:06at a bar
34:06or you need help,
34:08it's ask for Angela.
34:10Oh!
34:11She just asked for Angela.
34:13Oh!
34:15She did.
34:16Maybe it was a mistake.
34:17It wasn't a mistake,
34:18Tommy.
34:18That was not a mistake,
34:19bro.
34:20Like,
34:20come on,
34:20my guy.
34:21Oh,
34:21Tommy,
34:22come on.
34:22Tommy,
34:23you're not much of a cop,
34:24are you?
34:24Aisling,
34:25what can we do?
34:27I mean,
34:27we didn't see
34:28anything suspicious.
34:30Yeah,
34:30but she's asked for Angela.
34:31You've got to help her.
34:32Like,
34:33nothing.
34:33He's going to hurt them.
34:34Yeah.
34:35I know he is
34:36because I can tell
34:37the look on him,
34:38he's going to give him a clout.
34:40Later,
34:40with her concerns
34:41going unheard,
34:42Aisling took matters
34:43into her own hands.
34:47Oh,
34:48she's outside the house.
34:49Maybe she'll see
34:50a silhouette
34:50of malpractice.
34:53No,
34:57she's going in.
34:58This is a situation
34:59you've got to be right about.
35:00Yeah.
35:01You are wrong.
35:02You're fucked.
35:03Yeah.
35:07Listen,
35:07I can hear him shouting.
35:09I told you,
35:10you stupid bitch.
35:11I told you.
35:12I knew it.
35:12I am.
35:13He's a piece of shit.
35:14She was right.
35:15She's followed her instinct.
35:16She was right.
35:16Now,
35:16get some backup.
35:17Over here,
35:19nine!
35:20Oh,
35:21God.
35:22Oh,
35:22that poor woman.
35:23Oh,
35:23my God.
35:25You know what?
35:25Scum.
35:27Hurry the fuck up!
35:30What's he going to do?
35:31He's not going to hit her,
35:32is he?
35:32He's going to beat her up.
35:33Turn her eyes!
35:35Oh,
35:35my God,
35:36he's choking her!
35:37No,
35:38no,
35:38no.
35:40She's going in.
35:41Go on!
35:42Oh,
35:42she's off duty though.
35:43Don't matter.
35:45Oh,
35:45fine.
35:49Oh,
35:49good last.
35:51Yeah.
35:53Go,
35:53Ashley.
35:54She's a deep set now.
35:56Deep set,
35:57Ashley.
35:57Oh,
35:58that was quite harrowing,
35:58that,
35:59wasn't it?
36:00You know what?
36:02That's normal day to day
36:03for some people,
36:04you know?
36:04Too many people.
36:05Bloody hell.
36:06You know,
36:06he's very lucky
36:07that she opted for the baton
36:08and not the gun.
36:10Well.
36:11Because if that were me,
36:12I'd have got in that back door
36:13and shot his cock off.
36:14I just don't think
36:16blowing somebody's cock off
36:17is the answer.
36:18Well,
36:18it is for me.
36:20We'll have to agree
36:20to disagree there.
36:30In Blackpool.
36:31Tell you what,
36:32I got woken up this morning.
36:33Eva.
36:34Pete and his little sister,
36:36Sophie.
36:37Well,
36:37she accidentally
36:38kneed me in the groin
36:39this morning
36:40trying to wake up.
36:41She was doing the whole,
36:42I'm going to go
36:42and wake Daddy up,
36:43Mummy.
36:44And I thought,
36:44I thought,
36:46I'll play,
36:46I'll play,
36:46I'll play,
36:47I'll play him asleep.
36:48When she jumped on the bed
36:50and come up to wake me up
36:52and she was going to,
36:53and she just went,
36:54good morning.
36:58Now I'm like,
36:59Daddy's definitely awake.
37:02Oh,
37:03I'm up.
37:03On Saturday night,
37:06the remaining celebs
37:07were donning their
37:08dancing shoes
37:09on BBC One.
37:10Hey!
37:12Can you do the hits?
37:17Can't be doing this
37:18on a Saturday night.
37:18I know where else
37:19I'd rather be.
37:20Well,
37:21probably at home
37:21with a missus and kids,
37:22but...
37:23Nobody's got a gun
37:24to your head.
37:24Well,
37:25you know,
37:26they were doing me
37:26editing,
37:26so I thought I'd
37:27come round here.
37:29Movie night.
37:30You like a movie week,
37:32don't you?
37:32I love the movie week.
37:33I love Halloween.
37:34She loves Halloween.
37:35Those are my two favourites.
37:37Dancing the Paso Doble
37:38from the movie Thunderbirds,
37:41Ross King
37:41and Yovita Pristel.
37:43Come on, Ross,
37:43don't cock this up, love.
37:45The Paso Doble
37:45is intense, man.
37:46Five,
37:47four,
37:49three,
37:51three,
37:51three,
37:52two,
37:53one.
37:56Thunderbirds
37:56are gold!
38:00Oh,
38:01I thought there's
38:02actually were puppets
38:03there's the people,
38:04Mary.
38:05Those are the contestants.
38:06Yes.
38:10This would be ideal for Ross
38:12because he's very wooden.
38:14They've played into his strength,
38:15haven't they?
38:19Look at the belly!
38:21Could he have his chest out
38:22a bit more, please?
38:27There's not really much going on,
38:29is there?
38:29He's more like a march,
38:30isn't he?
38:31Yeah.
38:31He's a bit of a wooden
38:32poo bugger, isn't he?
38:34Yeah, so he's very good.
38:34But he's Scottish,
38:35so we have to see.
38:36Yeah, come on, Ross!
38:37No, no, no, anyone could do that.
38:51This ain't dancing, is it?
38:52No.
38:52Let's be honest.
38:53I can't believe I'm watching this.
38:58It's so bad.
38:59Have they had a week doing this?
39:04He was airborne for a minute there!
39:05He was airborne!
39:06I mean, what kind of dance is this called?
39:09Shit.
39:09That's what it's called.
39:15Yes, done.
39:16You've been stunned by that, haven't you?
39:22Do you know what the best bit about it was?
39:24It finished.
39:24Yeah.
39:28In Leeds.
39:30I cannot believe how long Nat was at yours yesterday doing them radiators.
39:36Honestly, how I'm mortified.
39:37And that he came home and says to me,
39:40have you got anything for me to eat?
39:43I says, well, did Izzy not feed you?
39:44Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
39:46I'd made the dinner.
39:47I said, shall I plate you some up, Nat?
39:49Do you want me to plate you it up and you can take it home?
39:52No, thank you.
39:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
39:55As if there were a full Sunday dinner on offer,
39:59roast chicken hot out the oven, and he said no.
40:02I know.
40:02And do you know what he says to me when he got in?
40:04Well, I thought you'd have been to the shop and got us some.
40:07I had not been to the shop.
40:08Well, I knew that.
40:09I hadn't got anything.
40:10I knew you better than Nat knew you in that moment.
40:13And hence me trying to force feed Nat chicken.
40:16And do you know what he ended up having when he got home?
40:18What?
40:18An omelette.
40:20How depressing.
40:22This week, we caught up with the misfits from MI5 on Apple TV+.
40:27The only bad thing about slow horses, I think,
40:30is it's not on every night.
40:32Because it's so wonderful.
40:34We're spoiled for dramas at the minute,
40:35especially with slow horses, aren't we?
40:37They're like buses.
40:38Who wants to go out when they're son?
40:43You've got to hunker down, get the wine out,
40:45get the snacks out, and just watch it, ain't you?
40:47Mm.
40:51Oh, my gosh.
40:52You're going to blow his head off?
40:54You're going to blow his head off on stage?
40:55That's one of the mayor candidates, ain't he?
40:59Yeah.
40:59Going to blow his head off, he said.
41:04Vote Dennis Gimble.
41:05He's one of the candidates.
41:07Yeah.
41:07So there's two rallies going on today,
41:09and they don't actually know which one the shoot was going to.
41:14Conway Hall, weren't we...
41:16Didn't we have a wedding reception in there?
41:18We did.
41:20We did.
41:22We did, didn't we?
41:23Yeah.
41:27So is that two of the slow horses?
41:29River and Coe.
41:30There's a lot of bald heads, isn't there?
41:37Yeah.
41:37Is this the far right type of camera?
41:40I think this is the far right.
41:41Oh, yeah.
41:42Right, let's check the sight lines.
41:44It's an auditorium and a stage, so it's one big sight line.
41:47They're scoping out the joint to see where the assassins could be.
41:51Mm-hmm.
41:52See where the threat is.
41:53This is the rival event, darling.
41:59This is the Jaffrey event.
42:00It's a bit of a different environment.
42:02Very different.
42:03Yeah.
42:04Very different.
42:05We need to sit through his speech.
42:07Little being bland, but inoffensive.
42:10Shirley and Standish.
42:11They've gone to the other venue, aren't they?
42:13So they've sent the two women to one and the two blokes to another.
42:17Where's the centre in that?
42:18Oh.
42:18Oh, who's that?
42:23Oh, hang on, hang on.
42:24What's going on?
42:25What is this?
42:27She's spotted a rat, haven't she?
42:29She's shit-hard on spotted bees.
42:30A scooter's ever, oh, Shirley.
42:32She is, yeah.
42:33We haven't got you down.
42:34I got to go from maintenance.
42:36It's the shooter.
42:36Yes, it is.
42:37There he is.
42:39They were on the telephone earlier saying he was going to blow someone's head off.
42:43Light in the ladies' toilets.
42:44Broken.
42:45They're not going to let him in, surely.
42:46Well, they wouldn't have a TV show if they didn't let him in.
42:48Well, at least now we know which rally the assassination's going to take place at.
42:53Yeah, it's going to be Geoffrey's, isn't it?
42:55Okay, fine.
42:58Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
42:59Who's talking is way in?
43:00Good for them.
43:01Lax.
43:02Lax security.
43:03Please, Shirley, I hope you're following him.
43:05She's definitely on him.
43:06Yeah.
43:07Number four!
43:09CHEERING
43:09Where's Geoffrey?
43:12Oh, bloody hell.
43:13Oh, no, he's about to come on stage.
43:15Come on stage.
43:15Come on stage.
43:18Oh, oh, oh, what's she seen?
43:20What's she seen?
43:20What's she seen?
43:21What's she seen?
43:23Oh!
43:25No, there's a shadow.
43:27In the face of my generation.
43:29Oh my Christ.
43:30No!
43:31It's got a bullseye view from there.
43:37What?
43:37All right, she's got to do something now.
43:39Come on, Sandy.
43:40Come on, Sandy.
43:40She's got to do something now.
43:42Why do you hate motorists and wanker?
43:44Yeah.
43:44Yeah.
43:45That is how to do with it.
43:46Call him a wanker.
43:47Call him a wanker.
43:48Throw you water at it.
43:52Yes!
43:52Go on, Shirley!
43:53Yes!
43:54Lick him down!
43:56Come on, Shirley!
44:00Girl, oh my fucking God.
44:02Shit!
44:02He's fighting back!
44:05Oh, right in the face.
44:07The steam right in the face.
44:08Man blinded himself.
44:10Yeah.
44:10Oh, he's got away!
44:16That's the kind of thing that happens in Scooby-Doo,
44:18where something creates steam and they vanish.
44:21Yeah.
44:21Yeah.
44:22It's just a big episode of Scooby-Doo.
44:25Come on, you've been down before.
44:28Maybe they'll never find out.
44:29We're back at Gimble's now.
44:30What's going on here?
44:31Gimble, I asked you for face-to-face.
44:33Not now.
44:34This is Geoffrey's chief of staff, Bowman.
44:36What is he doing here?
44:38Anything.
44:40He's getting into it with a man outside the stage door.
44:44Oh, no, they're going to think now that Bowman is there to kill Gimble.
44:49You're barking up the wrong tree, lads.
44:50Yeah.
44:51The girlies have got the right guy.
44:53You two are bloody chasing your tails.
44:57Oh, he's off.
44:58He's off.
44:59That's fast.
45:00Don't go in all guns blazing, River.
45:02Just chill, chill.
45:02Little bitly.
45:06Oh, shit!
45:07No, no, no, no, no, River.
45:10You've got the wrong man.
45:11Stop it now.
45:12Oh!
45:17Fucking calm down, all right?
45:18Oh, my God.
45:19We've got a shooter.
45:20Well, this escalated real fucking quick, didn't it?
45:22It's just too exciting.
45:24We need a Malteser.
45:24Oh, no, oh, what's this?
45:36Oh, flip!
45:37It's like Mousetrap Race.
45:39I played this with kids.
45:41Bulldog spirits alive in the younger generation.
45:44I'm MI5 and there's been a threat to your safety.
45:46Yeah, probably.
45:46Oh, shit.
45:48Oh, my God.
45:49It's like a chain reaction.
45:50Actors, yeah.
45:50Are you doing the deep-stakes dirty work?
45:52I'll do...
45:53Look out!
45:55I'll do fuck off.
45:57Oh, fucking hell.
46:01They're supposed to be protecting him.
46:03Oh, my God.
46:04Paint pot?
46:05Yeah.
46:05Killed by a paint pot.
46:06Can you imagine?
46:12Shit!
46:13Yeah, he really is dead, isn't he?
46:16What a way to go.
46:17Oh, no.
46:18Emulsioned.
46:18He's feeling a bit emotional about this.
46:26Well, you'll find details about support that's available for any issues raised in Gogglebox
46:30tonight at channel4.com slash support.
46:34Next here on Channel 4, it's not just this week's telly that's getting grilled tonight.
46:38The Last Leg is back with guests Frank Skinner and Stevie Martin first up.
46:43Cool.
46:43Cool.
46:44Cool.
46:44Cool.
46:44Cool.
46:45Cool.
46:46Cool.
46:46Alright.
46:47Access to sus cambi treaties.
46:47selena to future.
46:48The Last Leg has been given aski scene for the last time.
46:49If you're up in hobby, go, please.
46:50Thank you so much for sure.
46:52We're off in a queue.
46:52And take you remember that every one.
46:54We're off as people here and say, last is time for a care.
46:56Have you brought up next month?
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