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The.Good.Ship.Murder.S03E01.Christmas.Special
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00:00E.Fontaine ladies and gentlemen, the voice of the ship. Big Christmas smiles everyone, ho ho ho.
00:17One on our own? Oh yeah. Just you and the talent. That would be amazing.
00:21We all need some stardust my darling. Oh that one's perfect Donna. She's gonna look great on the socials.
00:27I've been a fan since I was nine years old. That's going back a bit.
00:32She was probably the headline act on the Ark.
00:40Thank you so much. Well I'm sure you've been through it since your diagnosis.
00:44Primary, biliary, cholangitis. I know it's a mouthful. Her liver doesn't work anymore.
00:50Everyone's been so kind. Crowdfunded crews, upgraded cabin.
00:55Dinner at the captain's table. And front row seats to Eve's headline show later.
01:00Thank you. We really ought to be. Yes.
01:04Can I? Group hug. Oh. Right.
01:11Hey, you do look exhausted. A lie down's gonna do you the world of good.
01:15Honestly Bernie, stop fussing. You still haven't taken your pills?
01:18Yeah, and listen, we need you on top form later because it's the Christmas panto and yours truly here is playing buttons.
01:25Well I suppose an hour wouldn't hurt.
01:28I'll catch you later for mulled wine and mince pies.
01:31You will. Bye.
01:32Holly, a word.
01:36Eve.
01:37The flowers in my dressing room have brought on my allergies. I specifically requested no lilies.
01:42Alright, well I must have missed that on the rider. I'll speak to hospitality for you.
01:45Yeah, and I'll need a massage and a facial before this afternoon's stand check.
01:48Already booked in with Roshira.
01:50And no more fan meats.
01:51These cruise ship plebs will be the death of me.
01:55Do you know, if she carries on like this, I swear she's going overboard.
01:58Wait until Christmas is over shall we?
02:00Bring back Jack Grayling. All this forgiven.
02:08I'm going on an adventure and I got a feeling the sun's gonna shine.
02:14The sun's gonna shine.
02:17I'm in love with the ocean and I got a feeling I'm sailing tonight.
02:24Tonight, I'm sailing tonight.
02:25It's because of you.
02:28And I want to surrender.
02:33I'm going on an adventure with you on my mind.
02:40I'm going on an adventure with you on my mind.
02:48Alicante Port Authority have given us permission to start our approach.
02:53We've got the wind with the tide, so with any luck, we should be on schedule.
02:58You've been out of sorts since we left Southampton.
03:03Coming to work with lead in the shoes.
03:05Christmas was always Jack's favorite time of year, so.
03:16Since he left the ship, no one's heard a peep from him.
03:19Well, maybe that's for the best.
03:21There's an excursion this afternoon to Santa Domenica, the Christmas pilgrimage.
03:28Where both do a little shore leave.
03:31Could go together.
03:32I still have the locks to complete.
03:36Perhaps a little festive downtime would do you the world of good.
03:43Feliz Navidad, amigos.
03:45For us, this is Colin, your cruise director, informing all guests that the ship has now arrived in sunny Alicante.
03:52Perfect for some last-minute festive shopping.
03:55So why not grab a sombrero, crack open the carver, because the countdown to Christmas starts here.
04:00What we'd like to have more guests in today's shopping mall deal at 25% discount on...
04:07That Eve Fontaine post has gone viral.
04:11Yeah, the podcast has got quite a fun of it.
04:14Yeah, when Donna first found out she needed special treatment, we set up a crowdfunding appeal.
04:18It's for a stem cell surgery out in Arizona.
04:20Bernie's always been there for me, every step of the way.
04:23Yeah, what are best friends for, eh?
04:26Now, Jamel, fill that one up, will ya?
04:28And whatever these ladies want.
04:31We're fine.
04:32I wouldn't mind a pineapple juice.
04:35It's been all over her since the start of the cruise.
04:38Didn't fancy dressing up as Santa, then?
04:41Well, you know, I like to stand out from the crowd, don't I?
04:44You are digging a pool wearing that.
04:46I'm young, free and single.
04:47Mine doesn't like the surprise me.
04:49Hang on. I've got you a little Christmas present.
04:52You didn't have to do that.
04:53That's right.
04:55Hold that with ya.
04:56Let's see what it looks like on you, shall we?
05:09It's lovely.
05:11Beautiful.
05:12Listen, the lads are gonna hang around to town later for a few drinks, but I mean, I could swerve it.
05:15I mean, you could maybe, you know, hang out for the afternoon.
05:18She's busy today.
05:20The pilgrimage to Santa Dominica.
05:22Er, Bernie's still holding out for a Christmas miracle.
05:24All right, well, change your mind.
05:33All I wanted on this cruise was a bit of fun.
05:36After everything I've been through.
05:37Well, I've only just met him and he's already buying you fancy presents.
05:41I'm just looking out for ya.
05:43You'll be late for the tour.
05:44Ah, sorry.
05:47The sanctuary of Los Peregrinos was recently founded after a local girl, Thomasina Fernandez, was visited by the Blessed Virgin in one of the orange groves.
06:09She was entrusted to build a shrine where the sick and the injured might come to be healed.
06:16Well, they're certainly packing in the faithful.
06:21I said a prayer for you this morning.
06:29Miracles don't happen to people like me.
06:33You've got to have faith, then.
06:35Aye, aye.
06:36Aye, aye.
06:38What happened to the pub crawl?
06:39They had a lads of coke about me.
06:41I thought you could do it with some moral support anyway.
06:48Domini miserere nobis.
06:51Christi miserere nobis.
06:54Domini miserere nobis.
06:56Christi.
06:57Audi nos.
07:00Ave, ave, ave Maria.
07:02There's been a while since we spent any time together.
07:08Well, there's no reason we can't still be friends.
07:11As we celebrate Christmas with communion and prayer, I would like to invite the sick and indisposed to step forward for a blessing at the Shrine of Our Lady.
07:21Amen.
07:22Amen.
07:23Amen.
07:24Amen.
07:25Thank you, Father.
07:26It was lovely.
07:27Thank you, Father.
07:28It was lovely.
07:29It was a beautiful service.
07:31Perhaps a small donation.
07:32For the outkeep of the church.
07:33Yes.
07:34yes.
07:35Santa Maria, ruega por nosotros
07:45Santa Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros
07:50Thank you, Father. It was lovely
07:54It was a beautiful service. Thank you
07:56Perhaps a small donation
07:59For the outkeep of the church
08:02Yes
08:02When are you going to realise she isn't interested?
08:05Don't want to tell you that, did she?
08:06I know a chancer when I see you
08:08Let's get it right. Don't set herself up with decent
08:10If you fellas put your nose right out of track
08:12You really think she'd settle for a loser like you?
08:15She's out of your league, Jason
08:17Is everything alright?
08:19Doctors think she's going to need a transplant
08:20Vomiting, jaundice, swollen ankles
08:23You really fancy taking all that on, yeah?
08:27Thought not
08:28Idiot
08:30Frankie! You haven't seen a couple of small shepherds, have you?
08:42Robes, sandals
08:42I know what they look like, Colin
08:43Oh, it's absolute carnage in Bethlehem
08:46All the kids are high on sugar
08:47You wanted to see me?
08:48Oh, yeah
08:49I just wanted to run through some changes to your set list
08:52There's been a couple of festive additions
08:53I can't cope with these last minute changes, Colin
08:55It's highly unprofessional
08:56Eve, there you are
08:58Richard
08:59I was just checking that you're still on for lunch
09:01Un chicanito, where the paella is to die for
09:04Well, she'll be busy rehearsing
09:06Lunch would be perfect, if you're sure you can spare the time
09:08Five hours shore leave, and the pleasure of your delightful company
09:12You spoil me, you know that
09:13I know, shall we?
09:16Let's remember who's top of the billet
09:17Not a word
09:20You can't begin to try
09:22You okay?
09:32Just needed to sit down
09:33Must have been overdoing things
09:35All right, well, let's get you back to the ship, shall we?
09:38Um, I'm fine
09:39I think I'd rather the doctor check you over if that's all right
09:42But we'd better get a move on or we'll miss this bus
09:45Where's Bernie?
09:47She said she wanted to see the Ignatius Chapel
09:51Well, I can wait with Donna
09:54All right, well, um, we'll see if we can find her, yeah?
09:59You all right, darling?
10:01Yeah
10:01Sure?
10:03Yeah
10:03Excuse me!
10:32Wait!
10:34Kate!
10:37Oh, my God
10:38I know that it is you
10:41I saw a nun in the cloister just before we found the body
11:01She was running off towards the abbey
11:02The sisters often frequent the cloisters as they go about their daily business
11:07Well, I just think the sooner we talk to her
11:10Tomasina has taken a vow of silence
11:13No one outside the company is permitted to speak to her
11:16Tomasina?
11:18The child that saw the visions?
11:20The abbey has offered her sanctuary
11:22A life devoted to the service of Christ
11:25I've given the police a statement
11:29They know how to find us
11:30Did this woman have any family on the boat?
11:33She was traveling with her best friend, yeah
11:35Then please, pass on my sincere cold donuts
11:39I'm going to give you a thorough checkup
11:51Bearing in mind your condition
11:53I'm feeling much better already
11:55We've had one hell of a shock
11:57We are going to run a few tests
11:59Just to be on the safe side
12:01I still can't believe Bernie's dead
12:08Can you think of anyone that she's fallen out with?
12:11Anyone that might be holding a grudge?
12:14She might have rubbed a few people up the wrong way
12:16But Bernie had a good heart
12:18Perhaps this isn't the time
12:21Yeah, sure
12:22I should get back to work
12:23Thank you
12:24I don't understand me
12:26I'd rather be on my own
12:28She'd been gone 20 minutes
12:35And somebody attacked her and left her for dead
12:37It doesn't make any sense
12:38There's always a motive for murder
12:40You just need to look for it
12:42That's what Jack always said
12:43Yeah, well, in case you hadn't noticed
12:46Jack isn't here, so
12:47What if I told you I knew where to find him?
12:54He's here
12:55So you're telling me he's been here in Alicante the whole time?
13:00I thought Jack saw me to secrecy
13:01Oh, that's just typical of Jack Grayling, isn't it?
13:04Running away as per usual
13:05Yeah
13:06Are you sure this is the right place?
13:11I'd recognize that place anywhere
13:13Come on
13:14I'm in love with you
13:17And then I got a feeling
13:20I'm sailing tonight
13:22It's because of you
13:28That I'll always remember
13:31I'm going on an adventure
13:37With you on my mind
13:40Thank you so much, everybody
13:42Thank you so much, everybody
13:42Jamil!
13:49Jack
13:49May I have missed you so much
13:52What about me, Jack?
13:53Did you miss me?
14:01Okay
14:11I thought you might have been dead, Jack
14:14Instead, you've been hiding away here on some pirate shit theme bar
14:18Look, I've been working my backside off just trying to make ends meet, Kate
14:21Well, you both put a sock in it
14:22A passenger was murdered this morning, Jack
14:26We need your help to solve it
14:29Oh, so that's why the pair of you were here
14:31Well, I haven't come to kiss and make up
14:34Okay, look, let's take a second, Jess
14:37We can fill you in on what we know
14:40The victim's name was Bernadette Campbell
14:45She was on a crowdfunding cruise with her best friend, Donna Branning
14:48They'd gone to visit the shrine at Santa Domenica
14:51Piers and I were there when we found the body
14:53With Piers?
14:56Look, let's just stick to the case, yeah?
14:58Any suspects?
15:00One of the nuns from the convent
15:02I saw her running from the cloister shortly after the murder
15:05You're seriously suggesting a nun might have killed her?
15:09Right, I know it sounds far-fetched
15:11But we need to rule her own
15:12We?
15:16Yes
15:17First thing tomorrow
15:18We go to the village and see if she'll talk to us
15:21Right, fine
15:23But this is strictly business
15:26What's this?
15:56This is Colin, your cruise director, a.k. Nunca's little helper, and what a tight Christmas
16:25is.
16:27Oh.
16:29What?
16:30Jason doesn't see himself today.
16:33Well, that might be something to do with the argument he had with Bernie.
16:37You think he might have taken out the competition?
16:39I don't know.
16:41Look, why don't you speak to some of his friends today, see what you can find out.
16:45Yeah?
16:46Yeah.
16:48Good luck with Jack today.
16:50At the convent, I mean.
16:53Yeah.
16:58So, an update from sunny Arizona.
17:02And the bad news is, my stem cell treatment hasn't worked.
17:07Graph failure.
17:09Right now I feel angry, scared, disappointed.
17:18But we keep going.
17:20We keep the faith.
17:25Wasn't sure you'd come.
17:27Well, there's still a murder to solve.
17:29Well, just as long as you don't go hitting me again.
17:34I've been reading up on Bernie's best friend, Donna.
17:38That treatment she's been having in Arizona must have cost a fair bit.
17:41Well, I think she raised all the money on crowdfunding.
17:44Look, you've got every right to be mad at me.
17:51It was six months, Jack.
17:53Not a word.
17:54You didn't even reply to my messages.
17:58Let me explain.
18:01I think we should get to the convent.
18:03Good morning, senora.
18:22Would you like to talk to her sister?
18:26No.
18:27Great.
18:34Any more bright ideas?
18:40I just wanted to apologise.
18:41I was out of order what I said to Bernie yesterday.
18:43I can't do this right now, Jason.
18:45Look, I didn't mean what I said.
18:47You can't talk to people like that.
18:49Let me make it up to you.
18:51No strings attached.
18:52You can't be on your own for Christmas.
18:53Especially after everything that's happened.
18:54Well, I could do with a date for the show tonight.
19:00I didn't think you'd still be coming.
19:01Well, you've promised to dedicate a song to Bernie.
19:06Well, I'll knock you around seven.
19:24Kate.
19:31When I left the ship, I lost everything.
19:36The job I loved.
19:38The girl I fell for.
19:40We could have made it well up, Jack.
19:42People do.
19:43I know, but I couldn't just sit around and count down the days till I saw you next.
19:47Then watch you sail off again, it would have broken me.
19:49Jack.
19:52They warned me not to talk to you.
20:06So much for the vow of silence.
20:08The woman that was killed yesterday, her name was Bernadette.
20:10I don't know anything about that.
20:12Then why did you run when I saw you in the cloister?
20:16I wanted to watch the mass of supplication.
20:20I'm not supposed to leave the convent.
20:25They keep me locked up here.
20:27Ever since the apparition.
20:29A martyr for Christ.
20:31Did you see anybody else in the cloister?
20:34For this, this is the blood of the covenant that was poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.
20:39Llévala dentro.
20:41Tienes que enviar ayuda.
20:43A su habitación.
20:44Wait!
20:45Please don't let them hurt me.
20:47Ayúdanme.
20:49This child belongs to Christ now.
20:50Tomasina told us that she was being held here against her will.
21:06Nonsense.
21:08She can leave at any time.
21:10You gave instructions to restrain her.
21:12Recently she has become volatile.
21:15The pressure of her newfound elevation.
21:17But the convent is the safest place for her.
21:22Locked up.
21:24Out of harm's way.
21:26I have taken on the role of her protector.
21:29These visions that Tomasina claims to have seen.
21:33You must have had your doubts.
21:36The Pope himself has pronounced it a genuine miracle.
21:41And his holiness is infallible.
21:43Where were you at the time of the murder?
21:47If you don't mind me asking, Father.
21:49This robin is sacristy.
21:54I have an imminent meeting at the ayuntamiento.
21:58In view of recent unfortunate events.
22:01I am sure you can find your own way out.
22:03Tomasina's miracle.
22:17Her accounts of the visions were questioned by people in the village.
22:21They claimed she was subject to religious delusions.
22:24She spent some time in a clinic for bipolar disorder.
22:30Does it make her a killer?
22:32No, I know that.
22:36Rodriguez is all set to become a Monsignor.
22:40For services to the church.
22:42These visions were exposed as a scam.
22:44He'd have an awful lot to lose.
22:46Yeah.
22:48Still doesn't explain why Bernie was murdered though.
22:50Maybe she stumbled across something that he was desperate to hide.
22:53Jamil.
22:55Hey.
22:57So?
22:59How's it going with Kate?
23:01Yeah, she's here with me now on speakerphone.
23:04Yes.
23:06So, I have spoken to the lads.
23:07And I thought you both might want to update on Jason Aguilar.
23:19The passenger that had an argument with Bernie.
23:22Oh.
23:24Well, he's very much married but estranged from his wife.
23:27He's behind with his maintenance payments.
23:30His window cleaning business went bust during Covid.
23:32And he is up to his eyeballs in debt.
23:34Okay, well, thank you very much for the update.
23:38And we'll check in with you later.
23:39Yes.
23:40Okay.
23:42Bye guys.
23:43Bye.
23:47How much money has Donna's charity raised?
23:50The Giving for Wishes page?
23:51Yes.
23:53Way over a hundred grand in donations.
23:55Maybe Jason was after more than a Christmas fling.
24:01Well, there's only one way to find out.
24:02Oh, no.
24:03I am not stepping foot on that ship.
24:06Jack, you never even said goodbye.
24:08Marlowe didn't even give me a choice.
24:09And if you seriously think, you'd ever let me back on board.
24:12Not in a million years.
24:15With all due respect, Captain, if Jack can help us solve this,
24:18it would literally only mean a few hours on board.
24:21It was crime solving that got him thrown off the ship in the first place.
24:23We should leave this to the Spanish police.
24:26I knew this was a bad idea.
24:28Look, Donna Browning has half a million followers on social media.
24:32When they find out that her best friend was murdered...
24:35On a crowdfunded Christmas cruise.
24:38I think the head office would want this resolving as soon as possible.
24:41And how will they feel about allowing a disgraced entertainer back on board?
24:46Thank you, Mr. De Vries.
24:48I am aware of the ramifications.
24:50Look, Jack was dismissed as a member of the crew.
24:52There's nothing to stop him embarking as a passenger.
24:54Look, as soon as the ship sails, I'm gone.
24:56We sail at eight o'clock sharp.
25:05Which only leaves you five hours to find Bernie Campbell's killer.
25:12The captain's asked me to look into Bernie's murder.
25:15Jack used to be a police officer.
25:17I'm not sure there's anything else I can tell you.
25:20How long have you known Jason Agnew?
25:23Couple of weeks.
25:24We met at the start of the cruise.
25:27Oh, well, he's a fast mover then.
25:30He was already following me on social media.
25:33I feel like I've known him forever.
25:35I got the feeling that you and Jason were at odds yesterday.
25:39Bernie had warned him off.
25:41She could get a bit jealous sometimes.
25:45Did he ever ask you about the crowdfunding money?
25:49He was worried that Bernie might try and take advantage,
25:51but I told him she'd never do that.
25:54Jason wasn't with you when we found you outside the church yesterday.
25:58Do you have any idea where he went?
26:00He was angry at Bernie.
26:02Said she'd humiliated him.
26:04I tried to calm him down, but he wouldn't listen.
26:08Stormed off into the village.
26:09Bit of me time away from the kids.
26:11These Christmas cruises can take it out of you.
26:13Sorry, but I know you.
26:14Sorry, I'm Jack Grayling.
26:16I just came aboard.
26:18The kids are at home with their mum for Christmas.
26:20Oh.
26:21When were you planning on telling Donna?
26:23Just because I haven't told Donna about my ex-missus.
26:24I mean, my marriage has been done for months.
26:26And you needed to keep the maintenance payments up.
26:27The money that Donna raised for her treatment,
26:28that must have been quite an attractive proposition.
26:30What are you trying to say?
26:31That I'm using Donna as some sort of meal ticket?
26:33Well, Bernie had you down as a bit of a chancer.
26:35Maybe she had every right to be concerned.
26:36And what's that supposed to mean?
26:37What's that supposed to mean?
26:38What's that supposed to mean?
26:39What's that supposed to mean?
26:40What's that supposed to mean?
26:41Well, Bernie had you down as a bit of a chancer.
26:43Maybe she had every right to be concerned.
26:44Well, look, I've made some really big mistakes in my life.
26:45That must have been quite an attractive proposition.
26:47What are you trying to say?
26:48That I'm using Donna as some sort of meal ticket?
26:50Well, Bernie had you down as a bit of a chancer.
26:53Maybe she had every right to be concerned.
26:55And what's that supposed to mean?
26:57You weren't with Donna yesterday when we found her.
27:00You want to tell us where you were?
27:03Well, I went for a walk to clear my head.
27:05Did you walk anywhere near the Ignatius Chapel?
27:07No.
27:09Look.
27:10I've made some really big mistakes in my life, alright?
27:15Lost my business, my wife, my kids.
27:19If I'm telling you anyway, you won't understand.
27:22You'd be surprised.
27:24I like Donna, okay?
27:27I want to do right by her.
27:29But with Bernie out of the picture.
27:31Bernie warned me off.
27:33I walked away.
27:34That's the last time I saw her, alright?
27:41Well, no, stop!
27:43Stop!
27:45Dance yourself dizzy has always been my encore.
27:47Well, it's a Christmas Eve concert,
27:49which is why Frosty the Snowman will be sending them home.
27:52I know my audience, Colin.
27:54Yes, and it's my job to keep them happy.
27:56With that tired old shtick you call a warmer pack,
27:58do me a favour.
28:00Just because you've got your claws into Marlowe.
28:03The captain recognises Talon when he sees it.
28:07He's the only one who doesn't think you've passed it.
28:10You do know I was offered the Blackpool Grant.
28:12Oh, come off it, Eve.
28:13It was this or it was Panto in Huddersfield.
28:15The Wicked Queen.
28:17Well, it takes one to know one, Colin.
28:19So why don't you shtick to your Christmas karaoke?
28:22Leave the real entertainment to the pros.
28:24Pros?
28:26You're a washed-up two-bit cabaret act.
28:30When you're ready to apologise,
28:33I shall be in my dressing room.
28:40Come in.
28:43How's my favourite cruise ship doctor?
28:46Jack!
28:50Jamil told me you're back.
28:52A little query we need help with.
28:55What can you tell us about chlorpromazine?
28:58Uh...
29:00It's prescribed as an anti-psychotic.
29:02Works by suppressing the dopamine levels.
29:04You said Tomasina had been treated for a bipolar disorder.
29:08Yeah.
29:10I'm not sure where all of this is going, Jack.
29:12She told us that she couldn't remember anything.
29:14Well, clearly she was lying.
29:16Memory wipeout.
29:18A common symptom of a psychotic episode.
29:20We need to get back to the village.
29:36Thought you might like some herbal tea.
29:39Good for calming the constitution.
29:44Why does everyone on this ship seem to hate me, Jamil?
29:46No.
29:50I'm sure that's not true.
29:53You know what they say about cruise ships.
29:56You're either on your way up.
29:58Or you're on your way down.
30:01Two hours of show tunes in high heels and spandex.
30:05Performing to a crowd wearing leisure wear.
30:09I watched you act from the back of the theatre.
30:11Then you must know my voice is sharp.
30:18The doctor found some nodules.
30:21He's recommended surgery.
30:23I've been trying to hide it for weeks now.
30:26I'm so sorry to hear that.
30:29I'm planning on jumping ship.
30:31Did you tell Colin about this?
30:33He's been out to undermine me since I started this gig.
30:36No, I'm sure if you talk to him, you both can call a truce.
30:42It's a bit late for that, love.
30:46Show's over.
30:48You never told us that Tomasina was sectioned as a child.
30:53It was none of your concern.
30:56The miracle she witnessed.
30:58An episode brought on by her schizophrenia.
31:01The secret the church has tried to cover up.
31:04And if it ever came to light that you were parted to a hoax.
31:07Schizophrenia is a terrible affliction.
31:12A troubled soul possessed by demons.
31:16I was telling you the truth when I told you that I was trying to protect her.
31:22Then tell us what really happened.
31:29I found her in the chapel.
31:31Her eyes were focused on a vision.
31:38One that she alone would see.
31:41Tomasina!
31:43I should never have reached out to her.
31:47Tomasina, where are you?
31:51I followed her outside.
31:54And saw her running away towards the convent.
31:57Tomasina!
31:59So, in her confused mental state,
32:02Tomasina attacked Bernie?
32:05Tomasina had never been violent.
32:10Even when she's lost to us.
32:12So why have you been lying to us?
32:18She came to me.
32:20That evening.
32:22To offer up a confession.
32:23I swear before Christ, she was already dead when I found her.
32:32She was lying in the cloister.
32:34Reading from a wound to her head, crucifix on the ground beside her.
32:39It was then I saw the necklace.
32:42I picked it up, I don't know why.
32:45I knelt down beside her.
32:47There was blood everywhere.
32:48I'm not sure how I got back to my room, but when I came to, I was sitting on the bed, and this was in my pocket.
33:01I found it lying on the ground beside the body.
33:05So either the necklace was Bernie's, someone ripped it off in a struggle.
33:18Or the killer was a woman.
33:20Which reels out Jason McAleary.
33:22Jack!
33:24Jack, just give us a minute of this, man.
33:26There's something you need to know.
33:28Where did you find this?
33:30It was left behind at the murder scene.
33:32Do you know?
33:35I think I know who killed Bernie.
33:51Donna posted this video blog two months ago.
33:55Yeah.
33:57So they've called me in for my pre-op tests.
34:02Let's hope I get through this one without any complications.
34:06The placement of the NG nose tube is too far in.
34:10No medical professional would have inserted it that way.
34:16When I checked Donna over yesterday, she seemed a little reluctant to have any tests.
34:21So I did a bit of investigating of my own.
34:24Her blood test results came back this afternoon.
34:27The numbers made surprising reading.
34:30No indicators of any disease.
34:32I looked up her condition.
34:33Paper would be PC.
34:35Don't just get better.
34:36Spontaneous remission.
34:38There have been some recorded cases.
34:40But it's unlikely.
34:42Unless she was never ill at all.
34:43I still need some more tests.
34:44Just to be sure.
34:45But...
34:46We should be celebrating.
34:47It's like a Christmas miracle.
34:48Well, jump in.
34:49On the house.
34:52This might not be the right timing, but I just wonder when we get back if you might want to make a go of things.
35:05I'd like that, Jason.
35:06Really?
35:07I would.
35:08Well, Bernie was right.
35:09Keep it safe.
35:10Shame she's not here to enjoy the moment.
35:11After everything she's done for you.
35:12I'm sure all your crowd funders will be keen to hear an update. After all that money you've scammed out of them.
35:28Sorry.
35:29You've...
35:30You've lost me.
35:31The evidence that ties you to Bernie's murder.
35:35We just couldn't figure out why.
35:37Then Dr Tan filled me in on those blood test results.
35:41And things started to make more sense.
35:44I called that clinic in Arizona.
35:46They had no record of you ever being a patient there.
35:50Lola?
35:51You lied.
35:53About everything.
35:56I swear I was ill.
35:58I really thought it was something serious, and my GP referred me to a specialist.
36:05Bernie being Bernie, she said she'd come with me.
36:08Like any good friend would.
36:11They gave me the all clear, and when I saw her waiting outside, I...
36:16I told her they were starting me on a course of treatments.
36:19Why did you lie, Donna?
36:21It made me feel special.
36:24Hang on a minute. You made all this up for a bit of attention.
36:26And those lies just got bigger, didn't they?
36:29Your blog, your podcast, your followers online.
36:33But how could I tell them the truth?
36:35Those hospital visits must have taken some plenty.
36:38There's a meds room at work. It's easy to buy all that stuff online.
36:42And Bernie didn't suspect a thing.
36:44She wanted to believe it as much as I did.
36:47What did you say to Jason?
36:51What?
36:52He's the first guy who's showing any interest, but suddenly I'm in the way.
36:55You smother me, Bernie.
36:57Because your own life is sad and empty.
37:00I've spent the past six months looking after you.
37:03And this is the thanks I get.
37:05All those trips to the hospital, the late night phone calls.
37:08I made it all up.
37:11The diagnosis, the illness, it's all lies.
37:17This is fraud, Donna.
37:20We could both go to prison.
37:23There's people that we've lied to.
37:25Which is why we keep this between us.
37:29No one else needs to know.
37:31And you say that my life is empty.
37:35You think you can just walk away?
37:38Yeah, I do.
37:40Because we are done.
37:42This is done.
37:44You'd be nothing without me.
37:46You know that.
37:48By the time I'm finished, everyone is going to know what you've done.
37:51I couldn't let her ruin everything.
38:01Surely you can see that?
38:03We can wait for the police in your cabin.
38:08I'm sorry.
38:10I'm so sorry.
38:18Okay, so I might have said a few things in the heat of the moment.
38:21Washed up, two-bit, cabaret hacked.
38:24Well, I'm sure we can get past it.
38:26Does that mean I get an apology?
38:31This ship isn't big enough for the both of us, Colin.
38:34Well, you're looking at a blatant breach of contract.
38:37Then sue me, twinkle toes.
38:38Oh, I was hoping to catch Jack.
38:56He's gone back to his bar, said he had a show to do.
39:00But it's not long until the ship sails.
39:04Yeah, and I still have these manifests to complete.
39:12We're supposed to be together.
39:15More than any two people I know.
39:17That's an admirable sentiment, Jamil.
39:21But Jack's quite right.
39:23The ship will survive without him.
39:27We are missing our headline singer.
39:30Go and get him.
39:32Go and get him.
39:33That day you left the ship.
39:51I could have come with you.
39:52Give up the dream of your own command.
39:56I never would have asked you to do that, Kate.
39:59You think you've got me all figured out, don't you?
40:02I know you better than anyone.
40:05Look, our headline act for tonight has gone AWOL.
40:09Colin is in the middle of a breakdown,
40:11and we don't have a singer for tonight's Christmas show.
40:14And you thought I might fit the bill?
40:16Piers has already cleared it with Marlowe.
40:18Not that he had much of a choice.
40:20And what about you, Kate?
40:25Do you forgive me?
40:27Well, that depends.
40:30And what?
40:32It depends on if you're planning on sticking around.
40:37There's no more second chances, Jack.
40:44The ship sails in less than an hour.
40:46What makes you think I'll be on it?
40:58Because I'm not leaving without you.
41:00Oh, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
41:11There are only four hours till Christmas.
41:13Are we all excited?
41:15Good, good.
41:16Well, listen, I hate to be the Christmas Grinch,
41:19but unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances,
41:22Eve Fontaine will not be performing for us tonight.
41:25I know, but fear not.
41:27Because we have got a Star Turn replacement for you.
41:31Back where he belongs.
41:32He's the voice of this ship.
41:34Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the one, the only,
41:36Mr. Jack Grayley!
41:37Jack Grayley!
41:52Baby, if you've got to go away,
41:56don't think I could take the pain.
42:00Won't you stay another day?
42:02Oh, don't leave me alone like this. Don't you say it's the final kiss. Won't you stay another day?
42:22Don't you know we've come too far now just to go and try to throw it all away.
42:37Thought I heard you say you loved me and that your love was gonna be here to stay.
42:52Stay now. Baby, if you've got to go away, don't think I could take the pain. Won't you stay another day?
43:07Stay now. Oh, don't leave me alone like this. Don't you say it's the final kiss. Won't you stay another day?
43:22I thought I might find you here. Hmm. Just counting down the minutes to Christmas Day.
43:33It's good to have you home. It's good to be home.
43:38Good times we had returned to haunt me. Though it's for you, all that I do seems to be wrong.
43:56Stay now. Baby, if you've got to go away, don't think I could take the pain. Won't you stay another day?
44:12Stay now. Stay now. Oh, don't leave me alone like this. Don't you say it's the final kiss. Won't you stay another day?
44:28Stay now. Stay now.
44:34Stay now.
44:36Stay now.
44:38Stay now.
44:40Stay now.
44:44Stay now.
44:46The game's a foot, Jamil.
45:07We just need to narrow it down.
45:08Who had a motive?
45:11Their alibi is a sham.
45:14Fancy playing detectives?
45:15Now you're talking.
45:25I said stop!
45:27The next mistake, it could endanger the passengers.
45:35Can't you two go anywhere without someone getting murdered?
45:45From the troubles in your night.
45:50And watch a new horizon in the sky.
45:57Now the truth's caught up with you.
46:01Whoever is waiting for you.
46:05In the future.
46:09The next steps are sitting on the wids.
46:13The next step.
46:14I'm King Nguyen.
46:15I'm King Nguyen.
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