Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 08
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00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:03¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:13¡Ah, bueno, no es la idea!
00:17¡Y es que no es everyday que te encuentras engaged!
00:22¡Vas, esa es la idea!
00:23¡La voz de lauría!
00:57¡Gracias!
01:27...of the discussions that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes around this table.
01:33And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is huge.
01:39The spiel, what some of these are saying, it's just like,
01:42you're 100% far away from your own arse than picking a traitor.
01:48Your mouth's off. We've got more idea all the traitors are than they have.
01:52Well, yeah, because we know the bastard are.
01:54Oh, yeah.
01:54A major member of the royal family was in the hot seat again.
02:01Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him.
02:05He will have been under intense pressure from the king.
02:07See how many legs that horse has got?
02:11They're two horses, aren't they?
02:12Oh, are they? I thought the royals just get up to some weird shit.
02:15Yeah, yeah. That's how much privilege they have.
02:18They ride eight-legged horses, bastard.
02:20And there were more spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools on Discovery+.
02:26There's a male's energy here.
02:29It makes me feel really uncomfortable.
02:30I feel quite sick, if I'm honest.
02:32My fellow would have been...
02:35One of my ghosts, do you think I'm just going to be a happy ghost?
02:40No.
02:40Mira, I'm scared. I'm really concerned.
02:42Wait. When you become a ghost, you're just going to do...
02:45Just be there, like...
02:47Yeah, I'll be reading my Kindle.
02:48As a ghost?
02:49Yeah!
02:50Like, you're such a boy.
02:53Even as a ghost, you're boring.
02:55Even in the afterlife.
02:56If I was to haunt someone, it'd be you.
02:57You have no character.
02:58You'd be the only person I haunt.
03:00How do you have no character in the afterlife as well?
03:10In Durham...
03:11It's beautiful.
03:13Isn't it stunning?
03:14It's gorgeous.
03:14How does it feel to be engaged?
03:16It feels phenomenal.
03:17Best friends, Abby and Georgia.
03:20I'm actually a fiancé.
03:22Is Josh a fiancé too?
03:23We are.
03:25Are you both fiancés?
03:26That's my fiancé.
03:28Or is there a boy and girl version of it?
03:30I think they're both the same.
03:32Are they?
03:33Fiancés.
03:34You got engaged and I went and got a violeta mop.
03:41For me kitchen floor.
03:42On Saturday night, it was business as usual back in the ballroom on BBC One.
03:50Ready for Strictly?
03:52Ooh.
03:55Let's go.
03:57Right, sit down, otherwise you're going to knock them lines over.
04:01I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:06Is it?
04:07Yep.
04:07Oh my God.
04:12No!
04:12Da da da da da.
04:15What?
04:15I don't like fresh orange in mine.
04:18It's a belina.
04:19Shut up.
04:21You get what you're giving.
04:25Dancing the Rumble.
04:26Harry Akin Zarete and Karen Howe.
04:29Harry Akin Zarete, a.k.a. Nitro from Gladiators.
04:33He's my favourite.
04:34I bet he is.
04:35Bet he got his chest out.
04:36Nah, sleeves are definitely off.
04:41Here we go, come on.
04:43You'll be very touchy-feely, this is.
04:45There's going to be a lot of this going on.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:52What a song Nitro's dancing to.
04:55Must have been love, but it's over now, Roxette.
04:57I bloody love this song.
04:58Oh, look at Harry.
05:03Oh, fucking hell.
05:04Ah.
05:05He got sleeves, but no buttons.
05:07Yeah.
05:07Yeah.
05:07Yep.
05:10Look at her, with hands all over his abs.
05:12She's getting too tactile now, with Nitro, isn't she?
05:16Well, I suppose she's finding it difficult not to.
05:19Put her hands off him.
05:25Oh, hello.
05:26Look at his footwork, not his top half, Jane.
05:28OK, I'll look further down.
05:30No, make sure I'm right down.
05:33Oh, my God.
05:38I wondered where her head would go in, then.
05:40Bloody hell.
05:41Huh?
05:41Huh?
05:42You wouldn't come up.
05:46What time is it?
05:47Seven o'clock?
05:48I'm just going to have a sip of my chilled wine, Simon.
05:55Very good.
05:56Very sensual indeed.
05:57It's just sexy.
05:59Sex on legs.
06:00He's sex on legs.
06:01Ha, ha, ha.
06:04It must have been love.
06:06Oh, but it's over now.
06:10It's all it all on.
06:12God, he picked her up like she was nothing.
06:16Nothing.
06:17Oh, yoy, yoy, yoy.
06:20Steady, Eddie.
06:21Well, it's just so powerful, isn't it?
06:23He's probably not used to treating things with delicacy,
06:28because he's in Gladiators.
06:29He's used to being brutal.
06:31And now he's been given a sort of piece of Ming China
06:34to handle with care.
06:42Oh, I want Nitro to do that to me!
06:46It must have been love.
06:50And it's over now.
06:53It's supposed to be good.
06:56Good and dang it.
06:58Unnecessary.
06:59I mean, this is a couple of wrong moves away from an Ofcom meltdown.
07:05LAUGHTER
07:05Oh, I'm going to pretend he's cushions Nitro's chest.
07:15Hey, New, get your mucky face off it.
07:17I'd be a bit lower down if I was her.
07:20What?
07:21Shirley!
07:22What?
07:23LAUGHTER
07:23Christ, well, come on, men.
07:28I'm not the only woman that thinks that.
07:30You do know, it's not even after Watershed, you know this.
07:33I know.
07:34Parading around like that with half the clothes.
07:36You're only jealous.
07:37I know.
07:38LAUGHTER
07:39He leads.
07:43Right, are you up for the next paddle match?
07:46I am up for the next paddle match.
07:47What, are you going to play again? For real?
07:48Yeah.
07:49Where are we playing?
07:50Oh, my gosh.
07:51Best friends Danielle and Daniella.
07:54I feel like we could make a really good pair for paddle.
07:57I feel like we could.
07:58Cos we're both competitive, we both like to win.
08:01And we've got power.
08:02And, like, just call us Serena and Venus.
08:05Do you know what I mean?
08:06I'm Serena.
08:08I'm Serena?
08:09No, I'm Serena.
08:09No, I'm Serena.
08:10I think I'm Serena.
08:12No.
08:13You're definitely Venus.
08:14I'm Serena.
08:15I'm Serena.
08:15On Sunday night, Bradley Walsh's collection of clever clogs were back on ITV.
08:25The Vincent.
08:27I wouldn't like to verse her.
08:31Vixen.
08:31She gives us really bad vibes.
08:33They're not Vixen.
08:35Vixent.
08:36I'm usually cooking tea.
08:38And I can hear it, cos Steve watches it, and I'm cooking tea.
08:40And I shout at the house, it goes, how did you know that?
08:43And I go, I just don't know.
08:44I know, cos you're watching the repeat.
08:51That is.
08:52First quiz show engaged.
08:55Is it?
08:56Fucking hell.
08:57A lot of firsts today.
09:00Oh, here they are.
09:01The Dark Destroyer.
09:04You could be the static, your name.
09:07The static?
09:08Why?
09:09The static caravan.
09:12Shag, marry, avoid.
09:13I'm Haggerty, the Vixen, the beast.
09:16Shag, shag, shag.
09:19And...
09:20Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, what do we have here?
09:24Oh, we've got a mystery.
09:25Who's that?
09:26Boy George?
09:28My name is Maverick.
09:31Listen, Tom Cruise's career's taking a different turn now.
09:34British television.
09:35You don't think, suppose it's at Schofield, do you think?
09:38Phil Schofield.
09:38Phil Schofield.
09:39And why are you called Maverick?
09:41Because I'm a lone wolf.
09:44Can you talk in your gimp mask?
09:45No, I don't have to.
09:47And I was named after my nan and grandad.
09:53Maeve and Rick.
09:55I know what it is.
09:56It's a cricketer.
09:57Oh.
09:57You know what I mean?
09:58Flintoff?
09:58Yeah, yeah.
09:59That's all it is.
10:00Flintoff.
10:01It does look like the guy that used to be in the bill.
10:03How can you tell that's a guy in the bill?
10:05He's got a face like that.
10:05Tell by his eyes.
10:07By his eyes?
10:07Are you mental?
10:08No.
10:09No.
10:10Do that.
10:11Do that.
10:12You've got to know it's me.
10:13I'm sat here.
10:14Do that.
10:15In the episode, we join one of the contestants who was about to face down a few chasers.
10:20Good luck.
10:21Good luck.
10:21Oh, God, I hope they're easy questions, Simon.
10:27Come on, Jay.
10:27Come on, chasers.
10:29No, Rizzo, don't root for the chasers.
10:30I'm not watching it if you're going to root for the chasers.
10:32Boksy, your clock starts counting down now.
10:36What is the female equivalent of an uncle?
10:38Anne.
10:39Aunt.
10:39Aunt.
10:40Correct.
10:41I got one right.
10:41Well done, Dan.
10:43Well done.
10:44Boksy, prenuptial means before what ceremony?
10:46Oh, one for you there.
10:48What first name linked British comedians Clifton and Winters?
10:52Don't know.
10:53Bernie.
10:54Bill.
10:54Bernie.
10:55Bernie.
10:56Bernie Winters, yeah.
10:57Bernie Clifton.
10:57You're not as quick as me, lad.
10:58You're not as quick as me.
10:59You're not as quick as me.
10:59You're not as quick as me.
10:59You're not as quick as me, that one.
11:00Bernie.
11:01Correct.
11:01She's good, isn't she?
11:02She's really good.
11:03She's smashing it.
11:04What disease is also called Scarlatina?
11:06Scarlet fever.
11:07Scarlatina, Scarlet fever.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Malaria.
11:11German measles.
11:12Scarlet fever.
11:13It's called Scarlatina, the name's for closing the name.
11:16Has she never seen goodnight, Mr Tom?
11:17Scarlet fever.
11:18I was going to say that.
11:19We didn't.
11:20Chasers, which Black Panther features in the Jungle Book?
11:23Borgie.
11:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:26Bagheera.
11:26Bagheera.
11:27Madeira.
11:28Bagheera.
11:28Bagheera.
11:29Jenny.
11:30Bagheera.
11:30Correct.
11:31Wow!
11:33Come on, this is going to go down to the wire, this.
11:36Chasers, who created the sock puppet Landshop in the 50s?
11:40Sherry Dixon, Sherry Dyson, Sherry Nixon, Sherry Nixon, Sherry somebody or other.
11:45Sherry Lewis.
11:46Four, three.
11:47Sherry Lewis.
11:47Maverick.
11:48Sherry Lewis.
11:49Correct.
11:50Oh, good knowledge.
11:51Get in, I'm doing it for them.
11:53I don't want them to win.
11:55What the hell did he say?
11:56Oh, gosh.
11:58Boatsy, what fashion brand makes Boss one underwear?
12:01Hugo Boss.
12:02Hugo.
12:03More.
12:03Oh, my God.
12:04Come on, you've got to give it to her.
12:06Correct.
12:06Oh, chasers.
12:07Oh, chasers.
12:09What other is that?
12:10Oh, she's done it so.
12:14She's got it.
12:15Ah, she's got it.
12:16Before we go, the biggest question on everyone's lips is who is behind the mask?
12:23Get the mask on.
12:24Get it all off.
12:25No, just the mask.
12:26Gordon Ramsay.
12:29Why is everything to you always Gordon Ramsay?
12:32I know.
12:32I know it's him.
12:33Freddie Flintoff.
12:34Freddie Flintoff.
12:34Is that who you think it is?
12:35Yeah, I know it is.
12:39Hang on, who is it?
12:41It's Freddie.
12:44Oh, I don't know.
12:45It looks familiar.
12:46Is it Bear Grylls?
12:48Oh, that's Joe Pasquale.
12:51How can you work out that's Joe Pasquale?
12:54Let me know.
12:56It is Joe Pasquale.
12:58No way.
12:58Fucking Joe Pasquale.
13:00I could have sworn it was Freddie Flintoff.
13:02Bloody Freddie Flintoff.
13:04Oh, well.
13:04You can't get it right every time, can't you?
13:08Joe Pasquale, everybody.
13:11Well, obviously, everyone else that has knows who he is.
13:13Everyone under 25 saying, who?
13:15Who?
13:15I mean, I now have another big question on my lips.
13:20Why?
13:21Yeah.
13:29In home.
13:30No, Jenny, just pour it in a little bit.
13:32What?
13:33Oh, no, don't go too far, Jenny.
13:35No, I won't.
13:36Oh.
13:36Best friends Jenny and Lee.
13:39What are you on about?
13:40Oh.
13:42Oh, no, you're going too far in.
13:45Oh, that's...
13:47Oh, that's quite nice, that.
13:49Oh.
13:50Have you got them all?
13:51Yeah, yeah.
13:52Do the other ear, then.
13:53Do the other ear, then.
13:57In Surrey.
13:59Oh, do you know what?
14:00I'm so happy to be back.
14:01As much as I love the sunshine and the rum punch and the food,
14:07I'm happy to be back with my mum and dad.
14:10Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
14:15No boys?
14:15Oh, plenty.
14:16Oh, mum!
14:18You shouldn't eat.
14:19We haven't caught up on that level yet.
14:24What?
14:25Mum?
14:25Listen, I'm going to phone your grandma.
14:27I want to know how come your grandma never told me about boys.
14:30Because Nana set me up with them.
14:32Oh, wasn't she?
14:34Yes.
14:34Nana was like, go, girl.
14:37Oh, really?
14:38Yeah.
14:39What happened to...
14:40You are never going to see your grandma ever again.
14:44On Wednesday night, there was only one place to be,
14:48as the hoodwinking in the Highlands continued on BBC One.
14:52Come on, you traitor.
14:53Oh, I'd make a good traitor.
14:56No troll-up.
14:58No, I'd make a good one of them, I know.
15:01All exciting news.
15:02First time I've watched the traitors engaged.
15:05What, you're engaged?
15:07Previously.
15:08Ooh.
15:10Six faithful have fallen.
15:12Six faithfuls, you know.
15:13That's terrible.
15:14I'm a faithful.
15:15Faithful.
15:16Faithful.
15:17Oh, look at Mark.
15:19He gets really upset.
15:20People have been suspicious of Mark,
15:22because Mark's having all these big dramatic reactions,
15:25and he's an actor, so they think he's all an act.
15:27Is it me, or is this getting a lot easier?
15:30Look at them, lolling.
15:32They're absolutely lolling their heads off,
15:34because they've not been caught.
15:39Have you ever been a traitor in life?
15:42Have you ever betrayed anyone?
15:44Well, I work in HR.
15:45So, yeah.
15:47Graveled in the treads of my shoes.
15:49The leader of the faithfuls.
15:51Thank you for trusting me.
15:53Well, they don't think Stephen's a traitor.
15:55No, they don't.
15:56He doesn't look like a traitor, though, does he?
15:59Well, no, who looks like a traitor?
16:02I'll be straight with both of you.
16:03I'm suspicious of all the actors today.
16:06Oh.
16:07Yeah.
16:08To be honest, I've always been cautious around thespians.
16:11I mean, suspicious of bloody everybody, actually.
16:13Never mind just the actors.
16:15You're suspect number one for me.
16:16I'm suspect number one?
16:17Yeah.
16:18Suspect number one?
16:18Oh, Joel comes straight up with it.
16:20Oh, Christ.
16:21You're best suited to slip into that role.
16:23Well, I tell you what, for me.
16:25Oh.
16:26Here comes the real traitor.
16:28Speak of the devil.
16:29He literally has walked in like the devil, hasn't he, though?
16:33I'm going to suspect everyone.
16:34That's the only way I think you can do it.
16:36That's what he keeps saying.
16:37And do you know what?
16:39Jonathan Ross has planted seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds everywhere.
16:43I'm pretty convinced that Jonathan is the leader of the traitors.
16:48You know why Joe's got it?
16:50Because Joe plays rugby.
16:52He plays a strategic game.
16:54But I want to go after Mark first.
16:58Joe, go after Mark, not Jonathan, because I love Jonathan as a traitor.
17:04Here we go.
17:05OK.
17:06Claudia has arrived.
17:08Players, welcome back to the round table.
17:11Thanks, Claudia.
17:11She's got extra eyeliner on today.
17:14Extra eyeliner, extra shine spray.
17:16Is tonight the night?
17:19Can you finally catch a traitor?
17:22They've got no fucking chance.
17:23They don't even know what day it is that a man found a traitor.
17:26We want to catch a traitor.
17:27My first candidate is Sir Stephen Fy.
17:30Oh!
17:31Of all of you, we listen to you the most.
17:34Yeah.
17:34Look how disappointed he looks.
17:36We can't vote off our faithful leader.
17:38Oh, go on, Joe.
17:39I think it's more important we vote off a traitor.
17:42Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan.
17:44I think so, too.
17:45That's my point.
17:45Who are they, though?
17:46It's Mark.
17:46That's the problem.
17:49He's just said it.
17:51Mark's nearly got wind like that.
17:52Shit.
17:53Sorry?
17:54Like a meerkat.
17:55I know you want to start to...
17:57I've got suspicions of you.
18:01Alan!
18:03You throw yourself into every task, every mission with such enthusiasm.
18:08Oh, Alan, you cheeky monkey.
18:11He's dead good at this.
18:13Here's my fear.
18:14Is that we are being manipulated in a way that we have been repeatedly.
18:20Oh, yes.
18:21Oh, that's right, David.
18:23That's right.
18:23He's got that right.
18:24Who are the initiators of the discussions that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes
18:31around this table?
18:32Oh.
18:33His reasoning's sound, but I think he'll get the wrong conclusion.
18:36Bloody hell.
18:36And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you, Joe.
18:42Oh, yeah.
18:43Oh, whoa.
18:44How are they all so bloody wrong?
18:47Nobody's pointing the finger at Alan, Jonathan or Kat.
18:50At least one traitor or maybe two will try and stay under the radar for as long as possible
18:56and then start popping their head up.
18:58And I feel that's the pattern that you're doing at the moment.
19:03Oh, what?
19:03They're all great theories that they're coming up with.
19:06Like, you know, they're really plausible, but they're all fucking wrong.
19:08Absolutely fucking wrong.
19:11Players, the time for talk is over.
19:15Oh, God.
19:15I think Mark might be going.
19:17Oh, well.
19:18That's got a note of it.
19:20Stephen, we'll start with you.
19:22Who do you believe is a traitor and why?
19:24Well, I've put David.
19:26Oh.
19:27David?
19:28Joe Wilkinson.
19:29I've said you, David.
19:31Oh, my God.
19:34Freaking hell.
19:35Who votes for David?
19:36Jonathan.
19:37I've changed my vote.
19:38I'm sorry, David.
19:39I voted for you.
19:42Freaking hell.
19:43David's put his head above the parapet and it's now going to get shot off.
19:47Yeah, he's had his head blown off, a hair blasting.
19:49Alan.
19:51Mark.
19:52Mark.
19:53Ooh, that's a nutty.
19:55Joe Marley.
19:55I'm sticking with my gut and I think it's you, Mark.
19:59Your gut is wrong.
20:01So wrong.
20:02You're so far off the mark.
20:05He's very nice to look at as well, Mark, isn't he?
20:09Kat, you have the deciding vote.
20:13Who you got?
20:14Who's Kat gone for?
20:16My vote.
20:18Ooh, ooh, ooh.
20:20Come on.
20:21I need to live.
20:23It's for you, David.
20:24You're right, so it's a draw.
20:28You must fight until one of you is dead.
20:31And after another round of voting, it was five votes for Mark and four votes for David.
20:38Celia, you have the final vote.
20:41Oh!
20:42If you vote for Mark, he will be banished.
20:46If you vote for David, it will be a tie, and their fate will be decided by chance.
20:56Oh, shit.
20:57This has never happened on traitors.
20:59I've never seen it actually go to chance.
21:01So then, Celia.
21:03Who do you believe is a traitor?
21:07Come on, Celia.
21:08Come on.
21:08You're going with you.
21:10Oh, Julie, oh, Julie.
21:11What's she voting?
21:12What's she voting for?
21:15I voted for you, David.
21:18Oh!
21:18It's got some chance!
21:20First time on UK traitors.
21:23Oh, my God.
21:26Therefore, we will now leave this banishment to the hands of fate.
21:30How does that happen?
21:31Paloma fate.
21:32I think she's come back.
21:36Why did she go?
21:37What happens?
21:38Who chooses?
21:39Does he want to see the hand of fate?
21:41Where's the hand of fate?
21:44No!
21:46Oh!
21:48Oh, I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight now.
21:51Of course you will.
21:51You'll be snoring like a trooper in half an hour's time.
21:54Whose fate?
21:55This is like a really big guy comes in and just, like, waterboards them.
21:59Are you a traitor?
22:00Tell me the truth!
22:03And if you're a traitor, you are.
22:05You're a traitor, yeah.
22:06What's waterboard?
22:07Waterboard where they choke like water and they keep choking you till you, um...
22:11Oh, I see.
22:11You've been waterboarded, haven't you?
22:12No.
22:13Really?
22:14No.
22:14Yeah.
22:15What's motorboating, then?
22:16No, motorboating is...
22:18Something different.
22:19Oh.
22:19In Wiltshire...
22:28In Wiltshire...
22:29I've got my head under water.
22:31I think I've still got some water.
22:31You didn't put your head under water again.
22:33I warned you not to.
22:34I washed my hair, Mary, but it doesn't...
22:36Did you rinse it properly?
22:39Giles and his wife, Mary...
22:41Honestly, Giles, you mustn't wash your hair in the bath.
22:44Because you can't rinse it properly, then.
22:50Why do you keep making the same mistakes?
22:53You need a personal attendant with you at all times, yelling at you to stop...
22:58Matron will look after me in the nursing home, not in.
23:01No, you can't afford a nursing home.
23:03In the nursing home, Matron will look after me.
23:06On Wednesday night, E4 was celebrating a milestone that took us on a trip down memory lane.
23:12Your life could be a soap.
23:14Like, we could...
23:15Like, we could write your life into storylines on a soap quite regularly.
23:20I know, it's just a cliffhanger every day because nothing's ever resolved.
23:23Yeah.
23:24There's a lot that goes on.
23:25Do you know what I mean?
23:30Did you know me and Hollyoaks are the same age, both turning 30 this year?
23:35Remember you used to watch On Your Bus on Sundays?
23:38The what?
23:38On Your Bus.
23:39On whose bus?
23:41On my bus.
23:42On you bus?
23:42Isn't that what it's called?
23:43On your bus.
23:44On your bus?
23:45On your bus.
23:46On your bus?
23:47I don't know what the hell you lot was talking about then.
23:55What's the matter with her?
23:56She's looking shifty.
23:58Ellie, she's the Hollyoaks villain who's been causing loads of trouble, so police are after
24:02her.
24:02No wonder she's shifty.
24:04Talk to some witnesses.
24:05Donnie, the copper, has been trying to track Claire down for ages.
24:11What was he in the fire?
24:13Brookside.
24:14Brookside.
24:15Claire to fight.
24:16Claire to fight.
24:17Oh, he spotted her.
24:18Right, Donnie, get on your radio.
24:20Eyes on.
24:21Eyes on.
24:22I've got it first hand.
24:24The granddaddy's not done with you.
24:26Is she going to get her granddad to knock him out?
24:28Oh, she's threatening him.
24:29Is she Claire?
24:30I was going to say, is that a threat?
24:31Yes, it is.
24:32Yes.
24:33You've been a very naughty boy.
24:35Oh, yeah.
24:36Oh, really?
24:37Oh, no.
24:38Never say that in public.
24:39Something like that for Jen.
24:40Yeah, she's got the voice.
24:41And the bad guy.
24:42Yeah.
24:43And he's got in mind revenge here.
24:45Oh.
24:46Oh, has Claire got something on Donnie?
24:48She's got something on him.
24:49She's going to blackmail him.
24:50You're aiming straight for your other life.
24:54Other life?
24:55What does she mean?
24:56Oh.
24:58Oh.
24:59Oh.
25:00Oh.
25:01Oh.
25:03Look at his face.
25:04He's worried.
25:05Oh, dear.
25:06He looks as though he's shook to the core now as well.
25:09Yeah.
25:10My other life.
25:11My other life.
25:12All right.
25:13It's me.
25:14It's all come on top.
25:15It's all come on top.
25:16It's all come on top.
25:17On top?
25:18He's up to Sammy, don't he?
25:19Yeah.
25:20I need your help.
25:21Now.
25:22Now.
25:23Who is he called there?
25:24What?
25:25Who needs who?
25:26I hate when I talk cryptically.
25:30Who's this?
25:32I hate to tell you and I told you so.
25:34He's Sinbad.
25:35The window cleaner?
25:36Yeah.
25:37On Brookside.
25:38I warned you 20 years ago.
25:40Nothing good would ever come of this.
25:42Oh, what's he done 20 years ago?
25:44Dirty dog.
25:45Always comes out in the wash.
25:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
25:53This is Brookside music, isn't it?
25:54What the hell's going on?
25:56Oh, my God.
26:00Yeah.
26:01Are you sure about this?
26:02I've got to.
26:03It's hardly changed.
26:04Whoa!
26:05We're on the close.
26:06It's Brookside.
26:07What?
26:08What?
26:09So are they going to merge them both?
26:10Is it going to become like Broly Oaks or something?
26:11Broly Oaks.
26:12They're going to be digging up bodies from under the patio.
26:14There's going to be two women kissing before we know it.
26:15So who is he now?
26:16Is he Danny of Holly Oaks or is he Mick from Brookside?
26:17You've got some explaining to deal.
26:18Oh, there she is.
26:19Sheila.
26:20Sheila.
26:21Sheila.
26:22What?
26:23Fucking hell.
26:24This is amazing.
26:25How if they managed to do this?
26:26I read the eulogy at your funeral 20th.
26:28She will be able to be back to dinner.
26:29Yes, she is a man.
26:30She is a man.
26:31And then you'll buy a girl that's going to be taken to dinner for you.
26:32She's not telling me.
26:33You're not telling me to thank me.
26:34Apparently she's not telling you what's the truth.
26:35I was going to be trying to do a woman or not, who's the best?
26:36You're going to be digging up bodies from under the patio.
26:37There's going to be two women kissing before we know it.
26:39So who is he now?
26:40Is it Danny of Hollyoaks?
26:41Or is he Mick from Brookside?
26:42You've got some explaining to deal.
26:43Oh, there she is.
26:44Fucking hell, this is amazing
26:46How have they managed to do this?
26:48I read the eulogy at your funeral
26:5020 years ago
26:52Mick Johnson
26:53He's come back from the dead
26:55She called his whole name Mick Johnson
26:58It was only 30 seconds ago
27:00Now he's Mick Johnson
27:02Other life, Padders
27:03You are not seeing Gemma
27:06What, is this my daughter, Sheila?
27:07That girl stopped being your daughter the minute
27:10That you faked your own death
27:12Oh, he faked his own death
27:13That's what Claire's on the boat
27:15So, he's faked his own death in Brookside
27:18And then started a new life on Hollyoaks
27:21As policeman Donny
27:22Thinking that her dad had died in a fire
27:25He's taking the Mick
27:26No wonder I bloody faked my own death
27:29Get a bit of peace and quiet from you
27:31GBH to the ears
27:32I don't care what kind of a mess
27:35You've got yourself into
27:36Do you know, she was in grief therapy
27:38Oh, hang on, it's Billy and Barry
27:40Billy and Barry?
27:41Where did they dug all these lot up from?
27:44You're looking really well for the dead man
27:46Long story, Billy
27:47I'll bet
27:48You remember him?
27:49I remember him
27:50Billy Corkill
27:51Yeah
27:51Well, Softland thinks he's going to have a reunion with his daughter
27:55That's the daughter
27:56Oh, shit, here she is
27:58Oh
28:02Oh, God, Gemma looks like she's literally seen a ghost
28:04Oh, well, thank God somebody's actually looking surprised
28:09I've thought recently of faking my own death
28:13Oh, no, no
28:13Well, yes, because then you all would appreciate me more if you thought I was dead
28:18And then I could come back after 20 years like him
28:21Yeah, but so many things would go wrong, Mary
28:24Exactly
28:25Admin-wise
28:26I know
28:27In Glasgow
28:30Happy birthday to you
28:33Happy birthday to you
28:37Oh, wow, thank you so much
28:38Best mates Jake and Callum
28:40I know, I know it was
28:42Where's the 28 candles?
28:43A couple of days ago
28:44Yeah, yeah, yeah
28:45Shop ran out
28:46Shop ran out
28:47Thanks very much
28:49It's all good
28:49Oh, God
28:50Go on
28:52Yeah, your lungs got the capacity
28:53They do, thankfully
28:55Good
28:56Oh, that's amazing, thank you
28:57You were away for a couple of days
28:59I feel like it's my Ford birthday cake
29:01Is it?
29:01Yeah
29:01Great
29:02Well, we'll take this away then, shall we?
29:05On Thursday, the business bigwigs were flashing their cash again on BBC One
29:10If you don't know your numbers, you can't go to the Dragon's Den
29:13That sounds a bit like me when I ask you for money, to be honest
29:16Nah
29:17Dad's like, I want a return on my investment
29:20Why do you need so much?
29:23Nah, I don't think it's as bad as that
29:25Dad can have 20 quid, dad wants a whole business plan
29:28No, it's not that bad
29:29Just give me the 20 quid
29:30It's not that bad
29:32You see, I'm not scared of the Dragons, they don't scare me, I'm not scared of them
29:40You're not scared of anything, are you, really?
29:41I love Deborah Meaden, to be fair
29:43Yeah, I like Deborah
29:44I think she'd be a real good crap to go out with
29:46You know, get her sloshed
29:47I don't think she drinks, does she?
29:50She would if she was fucking with me
29:51I'm Andrew, I'm 39 years old
29:55What's this?
29:56Oh, what have we got here?
29:58I thought that man was wearing a T-shirt that was shiny, but it's his body
30:01Yo, yo, yo, Dragons, I want you all to make some noise
30:08Oh no, no, don't make noise
30:11Is he a wrestler?
30:12That's put me off, straight off
30:14Oh look, they do it
30:17This is incredible
30:18Fuck's sake
30:19My name is Man Like DeReese
30:22Can we call you a man for sure?
30:24I'm in, take my money
30:25And I'm a wrestler at North Wrestling and I am the champion
30:29Of who?
30:30North Wrestling?
30:31What's that even?
30:32I wouldn't mind being wrestled by him
30:35Just, you know, I wouldn't want him to hurt me
30:38But just to see what it was like
30:40Deborah's thinking it's not my birthday till December
30:43But I'll take it
30:44Absolutely
30:45And I'm here to offer
30:48Oh
30:49Offer?
30:50Hello, what's going on?
30:51Something going on, you sure?
30:53Yeah
30:53Who the hell's this now?
30:56Oh
30:56Oh my God
30:58Not another wrestler
30:59No
31:00Are they about to wrestle?
31:03Oh my God, please wrestle
31:04I'm all in
31:05I'm Rory Coyle
31:08And I'm here for the biggest prize in pro wrestling
31:11That North Wrestling Championship
31:13This is a pitch, this is
31:14What do you think he's trying to pitch here, Simon?
31:17I've got no idea
31:18I don't mind
31:18I just want Deborah Meaden to get up there and start wrestling
31:21So what do you say?
31:23On Dragons, Dan
31:24Let's go
31:25Powerbombing
31:26Yeah, come on
31:27Make it look real, though
31:29Do you know what I mean?
31:32Oh
31:32What they're selling, medical insurance
31:41Friggin' hell
31:43Did you do that on purpose or was it an accident?
31:45I don't ever know what's real and what's not in wrestling
31:47How are we going to drill down into the numbers after this?
31:49I do not know
31:50Yeah
31:51I'm Andrew, I'm the owner of North Wrestling
31:53I thought of doing this, you know, starting a wrestling business
31:56I'm here to ask you for £60,000 of investment
31:59That's not a lot
32:00For 25% of my business
32:02£60,000 for 25%
32:03That's not bad, is it?
32:05How much is that?
32:06The vision for North Wrestling is the ultimate variety show
32:09I mean, some people must like it
32:11Do you know what?
32:12It was very, very popular
32:13When it was Saturday and wrestling was on
32:16Our next door neighbour, Mrs Higginbottom
32:18God rest her soul, because it was years ago
32:21All you could hear was her screaming and shouting
32:24Old ladies love it
32:26I might be wrong, but I think I might be the only dragon
32:30Who's actually ever put on wrestling matches
32:31Oh!
32:33Interesting fact about Deborah
32:35She was a wrestler, wasn't she?
32:37Was she?
32:38Mad Lady Meaden, I think her name was
32:41So, in my holiday parks
32:43Pick that up
32:44We used to put on wrestling matches every week
32:47For many, many years
32:49What happened?
32:51And?
32:51But they slowly dwindled
32:53Oh
32:53Right
32:54Brace yourself for these words
32:55This is old-fashioned
32:57Yeah
32:57See, that's what I think
32:58Yeah, but it's not
32:59Now it's coming back
33:00It's not
33:00It is
33:01Listen to Deborah
33:03What's she not?
33:05She's a multimillionaire-ess
33:07It's a business of passion
33:09And love
33:10And community
33:11But it's not an investment
33:13For me
33:14Oh, this is
33:16I've never been so disappointed
33:18At hearing I'm out on
33:19Dragon's Den
33:21He would be better off
33:22Swapping the wrestlers out
33:24For strippers
33:26Male strippers
33:27Sell those tickets
33:29Isn't it?
33:31Do you know any wrestling modes?
33:33No
33:33I don't
33:34You've got
33:34Oh!
33:37One!
33:38Two!
33:39Three!
33:40Four!
33:44Oh!
33:45Oh!
33:46Oh!
33:46Oh!
33:46Oh!
33:47Are you in?
33:51Oh, for freaking
33:52In Leeds
34:02Look at my autumn basket
34:05And my autumn wreath
34:07Which I made
34:09Really?
34:10I thought it looked not B&M bargains
34:12Sisters Ellie and Izzy
34:14Are you not impressed?
34:17I can't believe you said
34:18It looks like it's from B&M bargains
34:19Because our Louise came round on Saturday
34:22And I was saying to her
34:22Oh, what do you think of my wreath?
34:24She went
34:24Oh, I absolutely love it
34:26It looks like that you've paid at least £15 for that
34:29And I thought
34:29£15?
34:31Cost you more than my material?
34:32Yeah!
34:33In Derby
34:38He's really purring
34:39He's really purring
34:40He doesn't bite me as much as he used to, Dad
34:42He doesn't, actually
34:43No, he's not a biter anymore
34:44I think he's gotten used to
34:45He's always been the swiper
34:47It's Tashi who's the biter
34:48The Siddiquis
34:50The best thing is when you do that
34:52Underneath the chin
34:53I don't do that
34:53Dad wants you to get bit
34:54You said that on purpose
34:56Look at him
34:57Do it in a way that you mean it or not
35:00Yeah
35:00Do it in a way that you're going to get bit
35:02Look, he's chomping at the bits
35:04No, seriously
35:05Because sometimes I do it
35:07If I...
35:07Oh, son of a...
35:08Did he get you?
35:09Yeah
35:09He got me there
35:11He drew blood
35:13And he's leaving
35:14On Friday
35:16A prince falling on his sword
35:18Made the headlines on the BBC
35:20I saw that old man groaning
35:25You're doing it
35:26What?
35:27Do you think it'll...
35:28Do you want to do it?
35:28Do you think the news will work if a woman does it?
35:31After years of scrutiny
35:33And further revelations in recent months
35:35Oh, there he is
35:38What's he done now?
35:39Prince Andrew has given up his royal titles
35:41And will no longer be called Duke of York
35:44That's it, Andrew
35:44Just give them all up before they take them off, yeah?
35:47Make yourself look a bit better
35:49Is that it?
35:50You can't call me Duke anymore
35:52It's just Andrew now
35:53That Virginia Jew phrase book's coming out in a couple of days
35:57So it's weird how he's had to give his title up before that's published
36:01It's almost like there's an iceberg
36:04No, it'll just be coincidence, Paris
36:07Do you reckon?
36:07Yeah
36:08The king's younger brother said he'd concluded that continuing accusations about him
36:13Were a distraction from the work of the king and the wider royal family
36:17He is a distraction
36:18So he's still a prince?
36:20He is still a prince
36:21It's his dukedom that he's given up
36:23And his membership of the garter that he's given up
36:26I don't even know what the fucking garter is
36:28Well, he ain't member of it anymore
36:30Prince Andrew, who retains the title prince
36:33Stopped being a working royal more than five years ago
36:36He'll still be Prince Andrew because his mother was queen
36:39I can't take prince away
36:40Because he was born a prince
36:42I've got to change the law to do that
36:44The royal family member formerly known as Prince
36:47That'll come
36:49Despite his status as a non-working royal
36:53At times he took a prominent position
36:56Fuck off
36:57Look, Charles is like, listen, brother, go over there
37:01Go over there, Rubai, don't chat to me
37:03Yeah
37:04Alongside the king and prince of Wales
37:06Did the king just say to him, I think that's your car
37:08You're in the wrong place
37:09You need to be a bit further up there
37:11As far as you can get
37:13Who at times looked distinctly uncomfortable
37:16In the presence of his uncle
37:18You don't want that guy near you
37:20William's looking everywhere but at his uncle
37:22Yeah, he's kept a bit of distance there, hasn't he?
37:24In a statement from the prince, he said
37:26In discussion with the king and my immediate and wider family
37:30God, you know, you just dread a family meeting in this family
37:33You know, if somebody called a family meeting, you'd be like
37:35Oh, what now?
37:36Oh, Jesus
37:37I have decided
37:39He's decided nothing
37:40As I always have
37:42To put my duty to my family and country first
37:45Oh, how noble
37:46To put my duty to my family and country first
37:50If that was the case
37:51It would have severed all ties with Epstein
37:54As I have said previously
37:55I vigorously deny the accusations against me
37:59It's not looking good though, is it, pal?
38:01Prince Andrew will no longer use the title Duke of York
38:04Oh, I remember this day
38:07It was given to him on his wedding day
38:09By his mother, Queen Elizabeth II
38:11I think he was her favourite son
38:14Well, it doesn't matter whether he was or not
38:16The point is, he was a chump
38:18Technically, he has not been stripped of the dukedom
38:21It's become inactive
38:23Let's fuck all the technicalities off
38:25He ain't the duke anymore
38:27And his ex-wife will no longer use the title Duchess of York
38:30She will now just be known as Sarah Ferguson
38:33Oh, I bet she's filming Fergie
38:35She's lost everything I know for a win
38:37Well, she's just bad
38:37Also lying dormant
38:40Will be his membership of the Order of the Garter
38:42Oh, I bet he likes the garter, Andy, don't he?
38:45An ancient order of chivalry
38:47Chivalry?
38:49That's a fucking laugh
38:50Chivalry
38:51Losing the titles and honours now
38:53I get uncomfortable when he's on screen, you know
38:56I don't want to see his face ever again
39:00Is a response to a continued drip feed of allegations
39:03around the prince's relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein
39:08You lay down with dogs, you catch fleas
39:10You do
39:11This will live with him for the rest of his life now, and rightly so
39:15His BBC Newsnight interview in 2019
39:18This was a disaster
39:19Beyond a disaster
39:21As he was questioned about his relationship with Virginia Dufresne
39:24They say pictures don't lie
39:26Pictures speak a thousand words
39:28This young girl's dead now, ain't she?
39:29Yeah
39:30Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him
39:33He will have been under intense pressure from the king
39:36and the wider royal family
39:37He won't be going to Sandringham for his Christmas dinner
39:40Oh, no, he won't
39:40He'll be having Christmas with fucking Pewin
39:42You watch
39:43Oh, my God
39:45I can imagine him in the jungle this time next year
39:48Oh, no
39:50So embarrassing
39:51With Fergie
39:53And strictly the year after
39:55Oh
39:56In Manchester
40:01Looked on me and Virabell
40:03Envirabell?
40:05Yeah
40:05It won't happen in here, because there's no spirits in here
40:07But when you get on a ghost hunt
40:09and a ghost goes near it
40:12It pings
40:13Live and loans
40:15Like a ghost rings for attention
40:16Yeah
40:17You can say, if there's any spirits around
40:19can you ring the bell, please?
40:21What have you brought that in here for?
40:25To show you
40:26Yeah, no
40:27Because what if a ghost goes and rings it now?
40:29There isn't any ghosts in here
40:31Well, they've not rang yet, have they?
40:32But there might be one coming through
40:33Turn it off
40:34Get out
40:34You don't bring gold
40:36Oh!
40:37Fucking hell!
40:38Sorry
40:38Fucking hell!
40:39Oh, my God
40:40Get out!
40:41Get out!
40:42On Thursday night
40:43Famous faces were finding things freaky on Discovery Plus
40:47You ready to have the willies put up, you Pedro?
40:50Am I?
40:50I like watching this with you
40:52because I know you're by yourself tonight
40:53Oh, don't be wrong
40:55Foozan Shaw from here, see?
41:02Celebrities are no different from the rest of us, are they?
41:04Do you know what I mean?
41:04They get haunted too
41:05What I would do to be part of their team, genuinely
41:08Just be like, oh, my God
41:10I feel a presence
41:10No, you'd do the most
41:12You'd actually do the most
41:13Yeah, you'd do all that
41:14Act like you got possessed on the spot
41:16The team have been called in to investigate this country farmhouse
41:21You can see the hearsay money's been spent well
41:24For ten months, it's been the home of singer and actor Suzanne Shaw
41:28Suzanne looks like she's been spooked already
41:30Yeah
41:31She looks terrified, Blassa
41:33I know
41:33I've always been really spiritual
41:36As a little girl
41:37I would see people sat at the end of my bed
41:39Oh, I've had that, haven't I?
41:41I haven't seen them
41:42Oh, there we go
41:43I felt them
41:44Oh, we know
41:45I would feel people's presence beside me
41:47I'd always see people over my shoulder
41:49Ooh
41:50I do, and then it turns out it's like a cult
41:53Oh, George
41:54Yeah
41:54Oh, George
41:55Wherever I go, whatever house I've lived in
41:59I feel something
42:00Ah, she is haunted
42:02It sounds to me as if she's got an attachment
42:04Because Suzanne's emotions are constantly being affected
42:08We're concerned she could have an attachment
42:11What did I say?
42:12What did I say?
42:14I said straight away, she has an attachment
42:17So something might be occupying her
42:20This experiment is one that's going to allow Ian to try and tap into your subconscious
42:25All right, here we go
42:26Barry guy's my favourite, you know
42:27Just because he's got all the tech
42:29He's got all the gear and a little bit of an idea
42:31These are some goggles
42:33No way
42:35Did he make it himself?
42:36They look homemade, look at them
42:38They emit a red light
42:41That's going to put you into a more relaxed state of mind
42:44Right
42:45You know what it's going to put me into?
42:47Fits of giggles
42:47In front of you is a doorway
42:52Look at this
42:57So what he's doing now is he's taking her back to when she was younger
43:02To see if he can find when the attachment started
43:05Tell me what you see
43:07Tell me what you see
43:08Fuck all
43:09You've got these goggles on me
43:11I'm in my bedroom
43:13From childhood
43:15How old are you?
43:17Four
43:18Oh, she's far
43:19And the bogeyman's there
43:21The bogeyman?
43:23The bogeyman?
43:24Yeah
43:24That's what she said, Simon
43:25What does he want with you?
43:28Doesn't want anyone else to have me
43:30Oh
43:31I belong to him
43:33He wants my soul
43:35Darkness descends
43:40And Suzanne leaves us for the night
43:43Okay, why is she so dramatic about it?
43:48Ain't the bogeyman going to follow her?
43:49It's her ting, isn't it?
43:50It's going to go with her?
43:51Yeah
43:52I want to talk to
43:53Whoever makes this place feel so heavy
43:57Oh
43:58He said fuck off to her
44:00Right
44:02That's a feisty ghost, man
44:04Are you telling me to fuck off?
44:07Well, I'd have to tell him to fuck off as well
44:09Do you know the other week
44:12On my spirit box
44:13Call me a slut
44:14Fuckin' hell
44:16Honestly
44:16We're back on the landing
44:18And this time we're using necrophonic
44:20Necrophonic spirit
44:22Hilarious
44:23I want to know who told me to piss off
44:25And fuck
44:26I said devil
44:27Huh?
44:28You sure about it?
44:29No, Barry
44:29Don't laugh at Barry
44:33Did it?
44:33That actually just said devil
44:35They've pissed the devil off now
44:37Did you come with Suzanne
44:39Or are you from the land?
44:42Leave
44:43What do you say?
44:45What were you?
44:46Leave
44:46Leave
44:47You're going to leave
44:48Fuck off
44:50Is it fuck off?
44:52To you?
44:52To you?
44:54Are they just talking to Alexa?
44:56I think they are, you know
44:57Is Alexa just really pissed off?
44:59Yeah
44:59Yeah
44:59Ah, this is the problem
45:02We left Alexa in evil mode, didn't we?
45:05Let's click her back into nice mode
45:06Suzanne returns
45:11And through exorcism prayer
45:14Oh
45:14I'm going to try and sever this attachment
45:17You're going to do an exorcism?
45:18Yeah
45:18Of Suzanne from hearsay
45:20Hello be thy name
45:22Thy kingdom come
45:24Thy will be done
45:25In earth as it is in heaven
45:27What's she doing?
45:28What?
45:28What's she going like that for?
45:30We ask of you dear God
45:31To come down
45:32It's starting to bud
45:33You know
45:33It's starting to go
45:34To give us love
45:36And love
45:36Jesus Christ
45:37Jesus Christ
45:38Jesus Christ
45:39What the fuck?
45:41In the name of the Father
45:42And the Son
45:42And the Holy Spirit
45:44She's crying
45:44I tell you what
45:45She's earning her money, isn't she?
45:47In the name of Jesus Christ
45:49Our Lord
45:50Oh my gosh
45:53Oh
45:54Is he out?
45:55Brilliant, brilliant
45:56Actually that was the beginning
45:58Of one of their songs, wasn't it?
45:59Probably
45:59I've often said that you need an exorcism
46:02But I would go to somebody
46:03I think more
46:04I wonder if you can have a Harley Street exorcism
46:07Rather than those people
46:09I would prefer to go private, Natty
46:11National Health might botch it
46:14Two titans of Channel 4 drama collide in Cheshire
46:21Brookside meets Hollyoaks at 30
46:22Stream and celebrate timeless moments right now
46:25Shrill screeches aren't reserved for Mercedes McQueen either, you know
46:29Intergenerational travellers in Japan
46:31Scramble for big cash
46:32In competition worlds apart
46:33Streaming now too
46:35Next tonight
46:36Richard Ayoade is on his last leg
46:37Live
46:38Forp hár
46:46The rest of the world
46:48For 45
46:49The first word
46:51For 45
46:52The first word
46:53The first word
46:55For 45
46:55؟
46:56The first word
46:57The first word
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